Goon (2011) Edit

A career a lot of people believe is coming to a close.

A few shots in. Smith trying with the uppercut.

A handsome surgeon, I bet you're batting them off.

A pair of falafels this boy has on him.

A power play goal.

A special light, like E.T.

Aah!

Aah! Thank you.

Across her C section scars.

Actually, he's lucky he wasn't fucking killed.

Actually, I've been trying to cut my drinking down.

After serving his 20 game suspension,

Ah! Come on, stop!

Ah! You feel that shit, Rhea?

Ah...

Ah...

All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a hockey player.

All right, boys, here we go!

All right, boys, listen up! We're still in this thing.

All right, come on.

All right, Dougie!

All right, lads! All right.

All right, then. Welcome to "Hot Ice."

All right!

All right!

All right! That's about all I can fucking stand, ladies!

All right! That's about all I can fucking stand, ladies!

And "D" for Doug Glatt.

And a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history.

And a lot of other people, too.

And aren't just a figment of my aging imagination,

And as I was going up the ramp,

And do you have any fucking Percocets, man?

And Dougie took one in the face!

And for what you did to Simard, you've been suspended.

And Glatt was looking the other way.

And he could put that cocksucker away, too.

And he really can't hack it.

And he told me that I'd won the grand prize

And he told me that I'd won the grand prize

And I crashed into the dumpster

And I guess what I'm trying to say

And I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it.

And I like power drinks and water.

And I promise that I'll never call you.

And I rolled over on it, and it, like, burst all over me.

And I started, like, rolling around into, like, the medical waste

And I'm a huge bitch.

And I've been kind of telling her,

And if the hockey gods truly exist

And it's you and me...

And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else.

And Montreal grabs him.

And my dad and my brother,

And now it comes off the backboard. It's brought right back...

And now LaFlamme actually takes a run at big Rhea.

And purpose.

And rip their fucking hearts out!

And she has this dance move she does

And sometimes I sleep with that Angus the Highlander doll.

And take on Ross "The Boss" Rhea.

And that spark is in the person of Doug Glatt,

And the Highlanders

And the Highlanders bring it away.

And the lovable, wisecracking, Mick best friend,

And the pressure's really starting to mount on this kid,

And the puck drops! Face off win by Hamilton.

And the puck is dropped.

And the St. John's Shamrocks.

And the team needs somebody to light the way.

And the worst part was there was this big bag of pee,

And their doctor son, Ira.

And this should be a dandy confrontation.

And Uncle Stevie, he's a good friend.

And what a spark he'll be!

And when I say, you get over there,

And you have earned every piece of this.

And you just fucked us!

And you should be proud of me.

And your fucking sweater vest, police state censorship, okay?

And, yes, we are gonna have a dustup.

Anything you need, you tell me, he'll do it.

Are in the fucking toilet.

Are you at the library?

Are you on a date with this loser?

Are you sure?

Are you there, Doug? It's me, Margaret!

Aren't you guys playing us tonight?

As Halifax looks to extend their winning streak to four.

As they've connected with about 30 punches total.

Asians are an industrious people.

Ass licker! Am I the only one here?

Assistant captain. Good on you. Keep up the good work.

At 3:00 in the morning?

Attaboy, Dougie! Attaboy!

Attaboy, Dougie! Come on, kiddo!

Aw, you're very nice to me.

Awesome.

Back of the bus.

Bam!

Barbara, I'd like you to meet Dr. and Mrs. Glatt.

Beach ball is bigger than puck. That's why joke is.

Beat the shit out of some jagoffs for me.

Because I'm not.

Because the bun is all around it, and you can eat it from a stick.

Because you cannot even stop a fucking beach ball.

Beer and soup, that's my thing.

Belchie! Fucking horse cock, get over here.

Between Ross Rhea and Doug Glatt.

Big win here tonight for Halifax,

Boner genocide!

Bonne nuit.

Boom! Uppercut!

Boston sends him down to St. John's.

Both still on their feet.

Both teams jockeying for the eighth and final playoff spot in the East.

Boys, we're in this fucking thing.

Boys.

But I am a hockey player, sir.

But I don't actually find it that gross.

But I just miss you.

But I prefer corndogs because you don't need a bun for it

But I'll be damned if I'm gonna go out

But know this shit hard.

But like me, that's all you fucking got.

But they'll still need one more if they're to advance to the playoffs.

But what happened between us the other night,

But you play 11 fucking minutes.

Bye bye, bitch!

Bye, Doug.

Bye, Doug.

Bye, Doug.

Bye, Eva.

Call him Belchie. He's from Regina.

Caller, you're blowing hot ice.

Can I get a Gatorade?

Can they hang on?

Center! Center!

Cheap shot, Rhea. No need.

Clear it out now! Clear it out!

Clear it out! Clear it out! Give me the puck!

Clear the fucking crease!

Clear them out! Front of the crease the whole time.

Coach, you're not actually gonna let this guy join the team.

Coach.

Cocksucker!

Come here, you piece of fucking shit!

Come here, you piece of shit!

Come here. You want some?

Come on now! Let's go!

Come on out here, son.

Come on, boys, let's play. Come on, come on!

Come on, boys!

Come on, boys! 10 seconds left now.

Come on, boys! Let's go! Fresh sheet of ice. Breathe it in!

Come on, boys! Work those corners!

Come on, Doug!

Come on, Doug!

Come on, Doug!

Come on, Dougie!

Come on, Dougie!

Come on, Dougie! Come on, Dougie!

Come on, Dougie! Take his fucking head off!

Come on, Gord.

Come on, Highlanders!

Come on, ref! You can't call that!

Come on, sit.

Come on, you fucking pussy!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Breathe in that fresh air. Come on!

Come out there for a tryout.

Concord pulling the goaltender. Going with six attackers.

Cuts toward the net.

Cw!

Delayed penalty.

Did we win?

Did you just watch "Rudy"?

Did you know that cows only meow when people are around?

Dipsy doodles, leaves bodies in his wake.

Do exactly what I say.

Do you believe in miracles?

Do you have any idea what would happen

Do you hear that?

Do you pee rainbows? You fart cinnamon?

Do you want to make the playoffs or not?

Don't hesitate. Good to meet you.

Don't you fucking dare.

Doug "The Hammer" Smith of the Packers.

Doug "The Thug" Glatt!

Doug did not follow in the family vocation.

Doug, Doug!

Doug, he wants to offer you a contract.

Doug, watching you tonight

Doug, you're not that stupid.

Doug!

Doug!

Doug! Doug!

Doug! Oh, my God! Doug!

Doug! Where were you?

Doug. Doug.

Doug...

Dougie "The Thug" Glatt is about to fucking drop the gloves

Dougie, any thoughts?

Dougie, hey, keep that fucking crease clean!

Dougie, my friend. Good to see you as always, hey.

Dougie, on LaFlamme! Stick to him! Stick to him!

Dougie, you're gonna shadow LaFlamme the entire game.

Dougie!

Dougie!

Dougie? Doug?

Dougie. Hey, Dougie. You're all right. You did it.

Dougie...

Douglas Menahem Glatt!

Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this,

Early in the third

Easy, boys.

Eat that shit, Matlock!

Eh? Fuck this fucking sad shit!

Either one of you want to venture to guess as to who's who?

Emerson moves up the wing. Looks across, finds Jones.

Eva likes Doug.

Eva, I really like your name.

Eva!

Eva! Don't say that.

Eva? Hey, Eva baby.

Eva? Hey!

Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting.

Everybody, donair on the house tonight, huh?

Everybody's got something but me.

Everyone else seems to.

Everything on the line here

Exactly what I say. You got it? Nothing else.

Excuse me.

For fuck's sake, kid, stop staring at me.

For fuck's sake!

For once in my life, I'm actually a part of something.

For the record, they're both adopted.

For you, anything, buddy.

Fourth game of the season, it's the home opener.

Frame it and you can remember your days as an Assassin.

From now on, no matter what happens,

From what I saw from him, he seemed like a really nice guy.

Frozen with concern.

Fuck a duck! Pig fucker!

Fuck him, man.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

Fuck me, Angus.

Fuck this! I'm done!

Fuck you, faggot!

Fuck you, Gus and Brian, you motherfuckers!

Fuck you, Oshawa!

FUCK you!

FUCK you!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Fuck your Ed Hardy shirt!

Fuck your parents if they don't fucking appreciate you, man.

Fuck, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down, pal.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! He's got his hand up already.

Fuck! I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry, sir, ma'am.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck...

Fucking kills me to see him like this.

Funny ha ha?

Garbage blows in my face sometimes.

Gay porn hard!

Get 'em off! Get 'em off now! Come on!

Get changed. In my office.

Get harder than them, guys.

Get him off!

Get him out of there, please.

Get him. Come on, man.

Get off the ice, Glatt!

Get some clapping going. What the fuck?

Get that big ass right in front of him. Block the lane.

Get the fuck out of here!

Get the fuck over here!

Get your fucking game faces on.

Get your heads out of your ass, eh? Jesus!

Gets a chance, takes the shot!

Gets it over to Gill. He scored!

Gets it over. They take another look. Put out in front.

Give it 121% tonight!

Give the old man one last shot at a ring.

Glad to have you here, bud.

Glatt and Rhea both in the penalty box.

Glatt will head straight to the front of the net.

Glatt, go to the end of the bench.

Glatt, he duffs the shot, gets it back to LaFlamme.

Glatt, what the fuck? Hockey!

Glatt, you're promoted.

Glatt!

Glatt! Glatt!

Glatt! LaFlamme!

Glatt! What are you doing?

Glatt! What are you fucking doing, motherfucker?

Go get 'em, Dougie!

Go get him.

Go, Glatt. Don't deviate! Exactly like I said.

Go, Highlanders!

God damn it. And Glatt!

God fucking damn it!

God fucking damn it!

Goes right through the defense. In on goal.

Good for you, kid.

Good job, boys. See you tomorrow morning.

Gord Ogilvey getting into only the third fight

GORD What are these doing here?

Grabbing onto the fucking meat right there.

Great save, Belchior!

Great.

Halifax gets the face off. Back to LaFlamme.

Halifax has broken the losing streak.

Halifax winds it up. Here's a blast!

Halifax! Halifax!

Hard!

Have you ever jerked off on ecstasy?

Have you given any thought at all to the head injuries

Having sat out 12 games after his infamous head shot

He can't stop. It's like Tourette's.

He comes up ice with a full head of steam.

He dropped Miciak like nothing!

He ends up going number two overall,

He forced him to take a penalty.

He gets it back again. Swings by another check.

He goes, I have the option of sucking all 50 at once

He got suspended for 20 fucking games.

He is the master. All right, Fucking Guys Up 101.

He may not be back at all.

He puts it out in front. He scores!

He starts away. He spins away from one check.

He starts hanging with the wrong people.

He starts missing practices.

He takes the pass. Here comes LaFlamme.

He was fucking instigating!

He won't be heard from till next week!

He's a nice guy.

He's a nice guy.

He's a one man wrecking crew.

He's absolutely leveled by Rhea!

He's got it, though. He's got the stuff.

He's not done yet.

He's okay. He's always had bad fucking ankles.

He's run into by Finnerty, and now Glatt comes in.

He's straight up the middle, in across the left.

He's the coach and general manager of the Halifax Highlanders.

He's tied this thing 2 2 with 5:23 left.

He's very robust.

He's with my brother.

Head up, head up, head up, head up! Go, go, go, go!

Hello, sir. My name is Doug Glatt.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Here come the Highlanders!

Here come the Kings with a man advantage.

Here comes LaFlamme,

Here comes... Shifty LaFlamme once again.

Here in this game between the Laval Kings and...

Here we are!

Here we go now, boys. Real hockey! Let's go now. Get it back!

Here we go, boys! Here we go!

Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!

Here we go! Oh, my God!

Here we go! The fries have been frenched.

Here.

Here. You can use this like a towel to dry off.

Here's a little dose. Little dose.

Here's a shot on goal. The save is made by Belchior.

Here's Jefferson of the Steelers in front of the net.

Here's LaFlamme moving up the right side.

Here's LaFlamme, picks up the puck behind the net.

Here's LaFlamme, steals the puck at his blue line.

Here's LaFlamme. He moves it over to Glatt.

Here's LaFlamme. Steps out on the ice.

Here's the pass over to LaFlamme. LaFlamme taking it along the boards.

Here's the shot! He scores!

Hey, bud, wait up.

Hey, come on.

Hey, Glatt, you little fucking dickweed!

Hey, he can skate!

Hey, hey!

Hey, kid!

Hey, listen, I'm at the bar with my team.

Hey, Louis!

Hey, my brother's GAY!

Hey, my brother's gay.

Hey, Pretty good! Pretty good!

Hey, want to go?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Come on!

Hey! Hi, Eva.

Hey! What the hell?

Hey. Had to go potty?

Hi, Eva.

Hi, guys.

Hi, there! You are the final caller ever on "Hot Ice".

Hi, there. I was wondering if you like hot dogs.

Hi, there. I'm Eva.

Hi!

Highlanders, gay porn hard!

Highlanders!

Hit me again.

Hm.

Ho, doctor! What a debut!

Hold the box, boys! Clear the crease, Dougie!

Holy fuck! We got the worried ladyfriend face

Holy fucking shit!

Holy lick, boy!

Holy shit, could this guy dance with the puck!

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

How about it, eh? God bless Newfoundland!

How long do you think you can do this?

How long does it take you to get your hair like that?

How many minutes did you play tonight, huh?

How? You're in China.

Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

Huh? You have a little puss puss?

Huh. That's...

I ain't much for waiting around.

I am predicting that this fucking game becomes an absolute ass raping

I am pretty sure my fucking eyeballs just ejaculated.

I am.

I broke my ankle, like, in three places,

I can do this all night, boys.

I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid!

I can't really talk now. That's why I was texting you.

I can't see.

I could really use some of that.

I didn't know which was which,

I dig hockey players.

I don't drink coffee, but I like Gatorade,

I don't even know what the fuck I'm...

I don't got a thing.

I don't have a thing, you know?

I don't know about that.

I don't know about that. I don't think so.

I don't know if I have any talent.

I don't know if you want to, like, you know, join us.

I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at.

I don't know whether that's the best idea.

I don't know. 11. So?

I don't know. No.

I don't play much hockey.

I don't think the Moncton goalie saw any part of that.

I don't...

I fucking love it.

I fucking loved it.

I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "Security" on it.

I got a brother, Ron.

I got it! I got it! Coach, I'm doing it!

I got something I want to discuss with you.

I got to go, Doug.

I guess hockey is like math to him.

I hate spit! I hate it!

I have a boyfriend, which is awesome.

I have a really huge crush on you.

I have fist smarts. Now, I can fight.

I hope to see you there tomorrow at 2:30.

I just have to go to the washroom a sec.

I know how you like Middle Eastern food.

I like Eva.

I like standing up for my team, you know?

I like that better.

I liked making out with you. It was fun.

I love you, bud.

I love you, Mama.

I love you, Mom.

I lure you in by beating the fuck out of you.

I made a dive.

I mean, I lost my woman, and I don't see my kid enough.

I mean, Jesus Christ, Doug, look at your fucking fist.

I mean, Jesus, all we did was make out.

I never fucking signed no one's dick, man.

I really feel like getting hammered right now.

I really miss you both.

I remember when his dick

I said we'll talk tomorrow.

I see you.

I sleep around.

I started my career here in St. John's.

I suppose this is as good a place as any for me to end up.

I suppose you heard I'm gonna retire the end of the season.

I think I nailed him.

I think it's a pretty name, like your face.

I think it's only fitting that I... I'm winding it up here.

I think that we both have a light in our stomachs.

I think you're fucking being pretty gay.

I think you're fucking being pretty gay.

I want to see every single one of you

I want you to take that fucking energy out onto the ice.

I was just checking.

I watched this guy fight three guys, knock out all their teeth.

I will lay you the fuck out.

I will. I got some for you.

I'll be direct.

I'll fill your big, thick ass full of fucking corndogs.

I'll light your fucking ass up.

I'll probably feature it on next week's "Hot Ice"

I'll sign your dick, Doug.

I'll tell you my problem.

I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug.

I'm a big fan. It's a good show.

I'm a fucking hockey player.

I'm a slut, Doug.

I'm a very bad girlfriend.

I'm always gonna be watching your back.

I'm an idiot.

I'm deeply sorry for what happened out there, for what I did.

I'm fine.

I'm gonna be okay, right?

I'm gonna fight you, man.

I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady.

I'm gonna score a goal just for you right now.

I'm gonna watch you walk up the stairs to make sure that you're safe.

I'm high on painkillers.

I'm horny a lot.

I'm just not in...

I'm not paying anything! Fuck!

I'm on your team! Does anybody else see this shit?

I'm open!

I'm really sorry, man.

I'm so excited. Fuck it!

I'm so fucking proud!

I'm sorry, Coach.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm such a moron.

I'm sorry. It's... I keep saying that. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Nice to meet you.

I'm strong. I can protect people.

I'm stupid. He's gay.

I'm stupid. You're gay.

I'm the head coach of the Orangetown Assassins.

I'm truly fucking proud of you.

I'm... sorry?

I've been at this since I was 17,

I've been playing hockey my whole life.

I've been telling him about you, and I think you can really help him out.

I've fucked up a lot of things in my life.

I've fucking never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before.

I've had enough of you

I've heard this song before, folks.

Icing the pucks are like equations, eh, Parkey?!

If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow

If I could just see you.

If I gave you these flowers...

If I stopped watching your back?

If they don't, they're gonna wind up on the golf course early,

If they wanted to see just...

If you want to punch me in the face or spit in my mouth while I'm asleep,

If you're brothers, it's gay with a fucking dash of something else.

If you're brothers, it's gay with a fucking dash of something else.

Imagine if you played in a league where they actually played hockey.

In across the line. He fakes, backhand, he scores!

In fact, on my wedding night.

In front of a good crowd

Is 'cause you're on my team.

Is he *******?

Is I feel I've gained a family with you boys.

Is looking for a little spark to ignite his team.

Is that number taken?

Isn't that unbelievable?

It all starts with this player he's got there,

It didn't hurt at all.

It doesn't even matter if I'm thirsty or not,

It doesn't matter.

It fucking stinks.

It goes back to Emerson.

It goes there to Lemieux.

It is beach ball

It might as well say "Security" on the back of your sweater.

It opens up a little room.

It says here that you have brown eyes.

It says your name. It says your fucking name on the back.

It was a one off.

It was a pretty brutal chop.

It was instinct...

It was like you were doing what you were born to do.

It was really windy that day, so I started pedaling really fast,

It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time.

It's a rough, physical game tonight, folks.

It's a simple misunderstanding, you know?

It's all on the line here, the eighth and final playoff spot.

It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years.

It's fine. I think it's cute.

It's gonna be too many men on the ice.

It's good.

It's hilarious!

It's like the size of my Uncle Murphy's prostate.

It's made from the same material they make snowsuits out of.

It's my job, Mom. Um, I'm a hockey player.

It's nice to meet you. I'm Glug Datt. Doug Glatt.

It's not a hobby.

It's not really a stuffed animal. It's a stuffed Angus.

It's official, the mascot.

It's the mascot of the team I play for...

It's time to make up for your mistake. Look at the penalty clock.

It's time to welcome...

Je ne parle pas Français.

Jeez.

Jesus and the donkey mother fucked it on!

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ. I can't stomach this shit any more.

Jesus, it's early!

Jesus, look at him. It's pathetic!

Jesus!

Jones now flips it up the right side.

Just 1:04 left, score is tied.

Just like a Belchie!

Just park your ass in front of that goaltender and screen him, okay?

Just with a bit more, kind of, mustard on it.

Just... Get lost. I got it.

Keep it moving.

Keep moving. Get in the box.

Keep the wolves out of the barn, man. 8 seconds!

Kick his ass, Dougie! Come on!

Kid, you got this thing, the stuff, the shit, the fucking grit.

Kid, you ready?

Kid...

Kids buy it, and they wear it, and it's got our name on it.

Kim lets the shot go! Hits Glatt. He scored!

Kim scored!

Kimmy, get off! Get off! Go, go, go, go! Skate!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually fucking happening.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is only the first period.

Lady's choice.

LaFlamme a tremendous move.

LaFlamme has taken it on his shoulders!

LaFlamme scores the goal with an assist going to Glatt.

LaFlamme serving a high sticking major

LaFlamme still looking to find his game.

LaFlamme takes it to him! He scored!

LaFlamme was severely concussed...

LaFLAMME: I'm open!

LaFLAMME: You don't know shit about hockey, you bulimic Don Cherry!

LaFlamme!

LaFlamme.

Language! Do you mind, Pat?

Left to right, we know that.

Lemieux gets in across the line, takes the shot.

Let me talk to your buddy there, Doug, okay?

Let's do this. Don't be a pussy.

Let's drop the fucking puck!

Let's get fucking real, boys.

Let's get fucking real!

Let's get so fucking drunk

Let's go get 'em, boys!

Let's go, boys!

Let's go, boys! Stick with him. Stick with him.

Let's go, Doug!

Let's go, let's go!

Let's go, man! Let's go, fuck face! Boom!

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go, boys! Let's go, Dougie!

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go! Change it up!

Let's just go watch the Assassins kick the shit out of Oshawa.

Let's keep it together!

Like a basketball?

Like flushing a $5 million contract up your nose funny?

Like some Nancy boy, middle aged fuck.

Like the Bible,

Like, last week, he called in

Like, look at you. You're a fucking beast.

Like, you have your show.

Listen up, cash!

Listen, boys, it was a solid fucking effort tonight.

Long after you got no reason to.

Look at that face period!

Look at this beautiful smile!

Look at you! Did you fall off a toilet paper roll?

Look like they might just make a run for the playoffs after all.

Look, I got it.

Look...

Looks like Ronnie Hortense

Looks like these fans are out for blood tonight.

Loopy.

Love with him.

Man on, Kimmy! Man on!

Man on, man on!

Man, I'm wasted.

Maybe you and I could hang out sometime,

Maybe you can snap that whole team awake.

Mind if I cut in with my beautiful dong?

Mm, this is me.

Mm...

Mom...

Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?

Motherfucker!

Motherfucker!

Mr. and Mrs. Goldsmith, you guys look too young.

My ass!

My boyfriend got home a few days ago.

My cousin Sherilyn, she works for this titty bar

My father didn't kick the Nazis'...

My squeeze is late, actually.

My stomach light needs your stomach light.

Nice fight.

Nice hit, eh?

Nice job, bro!

Nice one, Dougie!

Nice to meet you.

Nice work, rookie. Come on, let's go!

No glory holes here tonight, man!

No goal! No goal! No goal!

No way a baby come out there!

No way! You adopted!

No, I can't! Okay?

No, I wanted to give this to Mom and Dad, actually,

No, it isn't.

No, no, it's fine. Who gives a fuck?

No, no, no, sit down. Sit down.

No, no, Steve O. Get back, get back!

No, thanks. Oh, so nice of you. No, I'm good. Thanks.

No, we're not breaking up.

No, we're not breaking up.

No, yeah, no. You're breaking up.

No, yeah, no. You're breaking up.

No! It's hilarious.

No. Hey, what happened?

No. I did it. I broke up with him.

No. Thank you so much for asking me.

Nobody wants to play? Nobody wants to play.

Not necessarily in that order.

Not nice!

Nothing. Nothing's coming through, and you're fucking tiring out.

Now circling in the neutral zone, looking for room.

Now Ferris shoots it up the boards.

Now Glatt steps in.

Now Kim goes into the corner.

Now let's play like we're supposed to be here!

Now the puck back in the Highlanders' zone,