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Add a bender I been girders that's all i'm programmed to do
Add a bender I been girders that's all i'm programmed to do
All I need is a water cash with their head wrapped around it
All I need is a water cash with their head wrapped around it
Alright i'm rich
Alright i'm rich
Are you kidding
Are you kidding
AWE man that craps heavy
AWE man that craps heavy
BENDER
BENDER
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Bodies are for hookers and fat people
Bodies are for hookers and fat people
Burp
Burp
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
Compare your lives come on and then kill yourselves
Compare your lives come on and then kill yourselves
Don't make me kick your neck
Don't make me kick your neck
Dream on skin tube
Dream on skin tube
Finally richer than those snooty ATM machines
Finally richer than those snooty ATM machines
Got it
Got it
Great now you tell me
Great now you tell me
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hello
Hello
Hello peasants
Hello peasants
Hey here's an idea
Hey here's an idea
I am bender
I am bender
I can't hear anything
I can't hear anything
I don't know
I don't know
I don't need friends I need a sex change operation and give it to me now
I don't need friends I need a sex change operation and give it to me now
I have all the money
I have all the money
I know what this is about
I know what this is about
I must look ridiculous
I must look ridiculous
I sold my body
I sold my body
I'm gonna go kill myself
I'm gonna go kill myself
If you want children beaten you have to do it yourself
If you want children beaten you have to do it yourself
In your face
In your face
It looks like your next stepped in something
It looks like your next stepped in something
It's nothing a lawsuit won't cure
It's nothing a lawsuit won't cure
It's so beautiful
It's so beautiful
Let's go get drunk
Let's go get drunk
Lies
Lies
Lies and slander
Lies and slander
Look Pal
Look Pal
Lousy stinking rip-off
Lousy stinking rip-off
Make a woman out of me
Make a woman out of me
Maybe if you clean up first
Maybe if you clean up first
My name's Coilette
My name's Coilette
Never been beaten up by a guy just like a trick
Never been beaten up by a guy just like a trick
No thanks
No thanks
Oh can't i
Oh can't i
Oh here comes violence
Oh here comes violence
Oh my god
Oh my god
OW OW OW Oh hey
OW OW OW Oh hey
Recent buddy i'm in a hurry here
Recent buddy i'm in a hurry here
Right now I feel sorry for you
Right now I feel sorry for you
So it's a cake you want is it
So it's a cake you want is it
So long coffin stuffers
So long coffin stuffers
Terrible shame that
Terrible shame that
Thank you
Thank you
That dirty double crossing bastard
That dirty double crossing bastard
The rich get richer
The rich get richer
There was a pleasure meeting you
There was a pleasure meeting you
This place has class
This place has class
This will teach those filthy bastard choose lovable
This will teach those filthy bastard choose lovable
Uh
Uh
Wait
Wait
Wanna kill all humans
Wanna kill all humans
Watch me poorman
Watch me poorman
What am I gonna do
What am I gonna do
What price do I get cash
What price do I get cash
What you going to do
What you going to do
What's the rent down one of these jobs
What's the rent down one of these jobs
Whoa momma
Whoa momma
Woo
Woo
Would you kindly shut your noise hole
Would you kindly shut your noise hole
Yeah i've had it up to here with this place
Yeah i've had it up to here with this place
Yep
Yep
Yes
Yes
Yes sir
Yes sir
Yo
Yo
You are here lady
You are here lady
You don't hear me not complaining
You don't hear me not complaining
You got it genius
You got it genius
You gotta help
You gotta help
You just lost five dollars
You just lost five dollars
You kidding
You kidding
You kill my father and now you've come back for maine
You kill my father and now you've come back for maine
You know
You know
You know I like it here
You know I like it here