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Alright everyone freeze don't move
Bob
Dang it
Did you just call me a monkey?
Do you have the freedom to wear comfortable open toed shoes?
Don't go away
Elite you faster than a swiss blacksmith at a corkboard convention
From this point on no one talk to me
Good idea
Have you ever actually watched my show
Hello
Hello
Hi gentlemen I salute you
Hi tammy
How many times do I have to tell you
I am so sleepy
I believe every word that man just said because it's exactly what I wanted to hear
I don't like when people patronize me
I have an idea
I have one final question for you
I hear you zombies like to eat people
I hear you're a zombie that must really be something
I like the shape of your head
I was just going to say that
I would like my chocolate ice cream now
I'll please
I'm going to order one of those mind erasing kids
I'm space ghost
It's time for me to read a poem now when your life 's a chain of troubles and your dreams all broken bubbles while your woes recur in doubles simply pause and smile awhile
Justice has been deserved
Keep on truckin
Listen to my important question
No
No I don't know
Oh really
OK
Please grandpa I can handle this myself
Please rise and join me in the pledge of allegiance
Put that in your pipe and smoke it with your burned lips
Rambo
Right
Rogers your brother
So you can just shut up about that
Sure whatever
Talk to me crap I say something
Thank you stupid idiot
That's sweet
This is some good coffee
Very dead bird
Want to see my brain
Well it's complicated
Well that's very stupid
Well you know it's like I always say
What do you get when you cross a zombie with a raven
What does sticky wicket
Whatever
Who told you that
Why did I just say
Yeah
Yeah
Yes
You are an attentive listener
You go to prison
You had some sophisticated hyperintelligent felt well red sparkling salty olive complected full head of haired man
You obviously don't shampoo
You want a piece of me
You want to be groovy you want to fit in want to go to the big dance
You're kidding