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Add a bender I bend girders that's all i'm programmed to do
Add a bender I bend girders that's all i'm programmed to do
All I need is a lot of cash with their head wrapped around it
All I need is a lot of cash with their head wrapped around it
Alright i'm rich
Alright i'm rich
Amman that craps heavy
Amman that craps heavy
And then it'll kill myself
And then it'll kill myself
Are you carrying
Are you carrying
Bender
Bender
Bodies are for hookers and fat people
Bodies are for hookers and fat people
Can't you see i'm using a toilet
Can't you see i'm using a toilet
Compare your lives come on and then kill yourselves
Compare your lives come on and then kill yourselves
Don't make me kick your neck
Don't make me kick your neck
Dreamline skin tube
Dreamline skin tube
Ever been beaten up by a guy just like a trick
Ever been beaten up by a guy just like a trick
Finally richer than those snooty ATM machines
Finally richer than those snooty ATM machines
Got it
Got it
Great now you tell me
Great now you tell me
Hello
Hello
Hello peasants
Hello peasants
Hey here's an idea
Hey here's an idea
His place has class
His place has class
I can't hear anything
I can't hear anything
I don't know
I don't know
I don't need friends I need a sex change operation and give it to me now
I don't need friends I need a sex change operation and give it to me now
I have all the money
I have all the money
I know what this is about
I know what this is about
I must look ridicuious
I must look ridicuious
I sold my body
I sold my body
I'm bender
I'm bender
If you want children beaten you have to do it yourself
If you want children beaten you have to do it yourself
In your face
In your face
It looks like your next stepped in something
It looks like your next stepped in something
It's nothing a lawsuit won't cure
It's nothing a lawsuit won't cure
It's so beautiful
It's so beautiful
Let's go get drunk
Let's go get drunk
Lies
Lies
Lies and slander
Lies and slander
Listen buddy i'm in a hurry here
Listen buddy i'm in a hurry here
Locked out
Locked out
Lousy stinking rip-off
Lousy stinking rip-off
Make a warm anatomy
Make a warm anatomy
Maybe if you clean up first
Maybe if you clean up first
My name is toilet
My name is toilet
No thanks
No thanks
Oh can't die
Oh can't die
Oh here comes violence
Oh here comes violence
Oh my god
Oh my god
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Prank Call Sounds: Bender Soundboard Sound
Right now I feel sorry for you
Right now I feel sorry for you
So it's a cake you want is it
So it's a cake you want is it
Song coffin stuffers
Song coffin stuffers
Terrible shame that
Terrible shame that
Thank you
Thank you
That dirty double crossing bastard
That dirty double crossing bastard
The rich get richer
The rich get richer
There was a pleasure meeting you
There was a pleasure meeting you
This will teach those filthy bastard choose lovable
This will teach those filthy bastard choose lovable
Uh
Uh
Wait
Wait
Wanna kill all humans
Wanna kill all humans
Watch me poorman
Watch me poorman
What am I gonna do
What am I gonna do
What price do I get cash
What price do I get cash
What you going to do
What you going to do
What's the rent down one of these jars
What's the rent down one of these jars
Whoa momma
Whoa momma
Woo
Woo
Would you kindly shut your noise hole
Would you kindly shut your noise hole
Wow wow wow oh hey
Wow wow wow oh hey
Yeah i've had it up to here with this place
Yeah i've had it up to here with this place
Yep
Yep
Yes
Yes
Yes sir
Yes sir
Yo
Yo
You are here lady
You are here lady
You don't hear me not complaining
You don't hear me not complaining
You got it genius
You got it genius
You gotta help me
You gotta help me
You just lost five dollars
You just lost five dollars
You kidding
You kidding
You kill my father and now you've come back for maine
You kill my father and now you've come back for maine
You know
You know
You know I like it here
You know I like it here