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All the time, some years later, that handsome young man who they called the cane. Well, he sung too many songs. Had himself a heart attack or something.
And because I was a gazillionaire, and I like doing it so much, I cut that grass for free.
And scared of what? I don't know, but I think it was her grandma's dog. He was a mean dog.
And so then I got a call from him saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said. That's good. One less than.
And that's all I had to say about that.
At the moment you chase him off with a broom. Not rac****s, you idiot. And they want to go to school with us. With us. I do.
Comma. You are a toy. You weren't the.
Do you want a chocolate? I could eat about a million and a half of these.
Environment or for animals. They just couldn't believe that somebody would do all that running for no particular reason.
Figure. All I can do is. Taking my boat.
For some reason, ping pong came very natural to me. See. Any idiot can play. So I started playing it all the time.
Gonna replace like that and that's how me and Mama got money. Mama was a real smart lady.
Good Sir. Congratulations. How do you feel? I gotta pay. I believe he said he had to go pee.
Got off work, it's nice. You got air conditioning.
Have you found Jesus yet? No. I didn't know it was supposed to be looking for him, so.
Here, God damn it, that's an order. I gotta find 50.
I played Fang Paul even when I didn't have anyone to play ping pong with.
I played ping pong so much I even played it in my sleep.
I thought I was going back to Vietnam, but instead they decided the best way for me to fight the communists was to play ping pong. So I was in the.
I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit in the buttocks? That must be a side. I'd kind of like to see that.
I wanted to be your boyfriend.
I'm going to bring up some soldiers and he liked to say the F word a lot and this and F that. And every time he said the F word people for some reason, well, they'd chip.
I'm pretty tired. Think I'll go home now?
I've won a lots of shoes. I bet if I think about it real hard, I could remember my first parish here.
Idiot, you're a toy. You use your karate chop action.
If it's Lieutenant Dan, I don't know. Yeah, 40. Each have a. Destiny. Or if we're all just floating around accidental, like on a brace. But I think. Remember, it's both.
In sideways and sometimes rain even seem to come straight up from underneath.
It was a bullet, wasn't it? A bullet that jumped up and bitchy. Ohh yes Sir, bit me directly in the buttocks.
It was like bang pong. When I got home I was a national celebrity, famous or even in Captain Kangaroo here.
It's taking them so long. Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best.
Like so light ping pong pap, which everybody knows isn't true, but Mama says just a little white lie so it wasn't hurting nobody.
Mom always said there's an awful lot you could tell about a person by their shoes. Where they go? Where they been?
Momo. Always said. Dying. Or is it part of life? I sure wish it was.
Must be hard being brothers. I wouldn't know.
My mom always said you got to put the past behind you before you can move on. And I think that's what my run was all about.
My mom always said. Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.
No shrimp. Where the hell is this God of yours?
Now, Lovett told me everything he knew about shrimping, but you know what I found out? Shrimping is tough.
Oh, I'm going to be on. I'm going to be me.
OK, now the really good thing about meeting the President of the United States is the food. They put.
One day it started raining and it didn't quit for four months.
Particular reason why are you doing this? I just felt like running.
Ping pong stuff. One man even left a check for $25,000 if you'd be agreeable to saying you like using their paddle. Oh Mom, I only like using my own paddle.
Please. He's my friend. He's the only one I've got.
Some years later, that nice young man from England was on his way home, see his little boy, and was signing some autographs. For no particular reason at all. Somebody shot you know.
Something must be hard being a king.
Sometimes it would start raining long enough for the stars to come out. And then it was nice.
Sometimes we just sit out, wait for the stars.
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
Sorry, I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther Party.
Stand we toys can see everything. So play nice.
Stop, Andy. Wait. Rocket. Rockets explode.
Teach that boy a lesson. Yeah, sure, you go ahead, melt him with your scary laser. Be.
Thank God it’s Friday
Thank, thank you all. Thank you. That wasn't flying. That was falling with style.
That's all I have to say about that.
That's all I have to say about that.
The only good thing about being wounded in the buttocks? Is it ice cream that gave me all the ice cream I could eat?
This one day we was out walking, like always. And then. Just like that, somebody turned off the rain and the sun come out.
Those must be comfortable shoes. I bet you could walk all day your shoes like that and not feel a thing. I wish I had shoes like that.
Wanna let him back over here? Ohh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got it, you got it all wrong potato head.
We've been through every kind of rain. There is little bit of staying, getting rain. And big all fat rain rained flew in sideways.
What do you have? A cough due to cold?
You ain't nothing, but I like that guitar. It sounded good. I started moving around the music, swinging my hips.
You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell. Ohh yeah.
You know what? What? I'm glad we were here together in our nations capital.
You wanna help me jump into whoa man, you just ran through a big pile of dark shit. It happens. What shit? Sometimes.

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