Cool Hand Luke Soundboard Edit

A coke

A cold drink okay

A couple of towns couple of bosses

A dollar

A phony what do you mean a phony what you talking about man

A true vision of paradise itself with two of the angels right there frisking around with my boy

Aah! brake it up break it up! he'll kill him!

About a mile and a half

About two hours left

Ah drag it's gonna be one hot mother today

Ain't ate for four days you gonna need a little extra

Ain't but four what did I tell you you owe me a cold drink

Ain't nothing to do with it

Ain't you ever gonna learn that they ain't gonna let no doctors here

Alibi

All 50 of them

All right

All right (2)

All right (3)

All right (4)

All right (5)

All right 20 dollars! anything gambler more like it

All right all right

All right all right last bell last bell

All right break it up

All right break it up break it up

All right come on come on break it up

All right come on slip it to you drag let's go

All right drink it up gambler

All right everybody in the trucks

All right get your money up

All right here

All right i'll call

All right i'll see your buck and back a buck

All right i'm in this next

All right koko wipe it off

All right last bell last bell

All right let's go

All right let's move it

All right luke luke

All right men let's eat them beans

All right now get mad at them damned eggs eat it there boy chew on it gnaw on it

All right now the rest of you I wanna hear from some big money men where's all the high rollers

All right pot's right here we go

All right roll it

All right smoke it up

All right smoke it up!

All right stand back you pedestrians this ain't no automobile accident

All right then you just call him

All right you men get lined up here

All that time you was planning on running again

All you new meats you gonna have to shape up fast and hard for this gang

All you've got to do is give up nice and quiet

An hour

And call the rest of us boss you hear

And down below man that thing didn't reach no higher than

And I don't like it any more than you men

And I mean right

And I wanna see you roll it

And john too

And just where am I supposed to fit in

And that girl in kentucky i'd taken a shine to her

And the big ace gets slop in the face

And the three gets big ace

And then john here he wrote to the police

And then the terrible trio are gonna be complete again

And then we gonna get koko out of there

And they was aiming to kill you but I fixed it

And you make a bad enough mistake and then you gotta deal with the man and he is one rough old boy okay

Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed spends a night in the box

Any man don't bring his empty bottle spends a night in the box

Any man don't keep order spends a night in the box

Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box

Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box

Any man loud talking spends a night in the box

Any man not in his bunk at 8 spends the night in the box

Any man playing grab ass or fighting spends a night in the box

Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box

Anybody here

Aren't you gonna take those stripes off your pants

As carol pressed her lips to him his right hand started a slow descent down her silken body

Attaboy chew chew

Aw come on clarence

Babalugats got a bet here

Baby broke up in there oh my poor baby they done you real good

Barn! barn!

Be glad you got somebody kid

Bear is sure gonna be walking the road today

Because the sheriff will arrest you he's gonna take you down

Because they gonna remind you of what I been saying for your own good

Before you know it the heat's gonna be off of you

Ben ben huh

Bet the savanahs

Bet you can't

Big deal passing two bit checks

Blind dick is paying back 3 and borrowing 5

Blue come back here damn it blue come back damn it you blue baby

Boiled for 15 minutes eat the wholee thing in an hour

Borrowing

Boss drinking it up here

Boss godfrey

Boss paul says you wasn't happy with your job that you was complaining

Boy let me tell you something you know them chains ain't medals you get them for making mistakes

Boy look at him go

Break it up! come on break it up!

Breaking entering and assault

But as long as you done took a stand why don't you put money where your mouth is not no measly buck

But I got it here

But I loved my neighbor and his wife

But I made this arrangement

But it's beginning to get to me

But luke

But they didn't get my mind right not with no stick no sir

But when I saw you tearing down the road in that truck

But you ain't strong enough

But you don't understand I made this deal

Call the captain captain

Can

Can I see that what are you

Can too

Can too (2)

Can too (3)

Can you spare a minute it's about time we had a little talk

Can't you wait until he stops bleeding

Captain says for us to wait until the patrol gets in

Carr what's the time

Carr you got anything

Champagne you was having a good time man you had it made

Checking my yo yo boss

Chin up boy

Cold drink

Cold drink he don't make it

Come

Come on baby pop

Come on boy

Come on come on blue

Come on come on come on chew chew chew

Come on come on tell us what were they like

Come on don't get up

Come on drag

Come on drag cut it out

Come on drag let us see the picture

Come on get in there

Come on get it up

Come on let me take a look

Come on luke come on get him

Come on luke come on luke

Come on luke eighteen to go

Come on ma

Come on my baby

Come on my darling

Come on now get it up

Come on now let's talk some money!

Come on now right over here

Come on out luke

Come on son come on up out of there

Come on that's it luke

Come on you're welcome to it old timer

Come on you've had your fun

Comes a time a day like when the bitch just don't recognize the pups no more so she don't have no hopes nor love to give her pain

Coming in boss

Coming out here boss

Cool hand luke

Corning in there wicker man

Cram it in and break it off hyah

Cut it out cut it out

Cuter

Cuter (2)

Cuter again

Cutting the heads off of parking meters captain

Daily walking close to thee

Damn

Damn (2)

Damn things is blocking the scenery

Deal

Dear boys playing it cool luke

Desire and fear temptation and terror yearning and horror warred within her beautiful young body

Deuce gets a four no help

Did he have his eyes open or closed drag

Did you see how she was just about popping out of the top of that dress

Didn't even have sense to run from the road like everybody else

Dime

Do it man

Do you see my skinny little boy chow tonight

Do you wanna spend the night in the box too

Do yourself a favor read this part that koko underlined for me

Doesn't have

Dog boy shut them dogs up

Dollar's a deal

Don't boss

Don't boss don't hit me anymore for god's sake don't hit me anymore

Don't he ever talk

Don't hit me boss don't hit me i'll do whatever you say only don't hit me

Don't look at me mullethead

Don't you ever talk that way to me #dont ever talk that way to me #dont show disrespect #dont talk that way #strother martin #cool hand luke

Don't you ever talk that way to me never never

Drag

Drag drag new meat bus

Drag finish him finish him off drag

Drinking it up here boss

Drinking it up here boss (2)

Dying boy he can have this little life any time he wants to you hear that huh you hear it

Edgar potter

Eight

Enough

Every cent in camp is riding

Every saturday put the clean sheet on the top the top on the bottom bottom turn in to the laundry boy

Everything will be right back where it was right sweet buddy

Excuse me boss don't mean to interrupt caught short here

Expect that should come in real handy around here captain

Failure to Communicate #failure to communicate #no communication #mixed messages #strother martin #cool hand luke

Fifty boss

Fifty cents for a sweet job like that that's worth at least a buck

Fifty eggs gotta weigh a good 6 pounds man's gut can't hold that they'll swell up and bust him open

Fight!

First bell

First bell (2)

First bell (3)

First bell is at 5 minutes of 8 when you will get in your bunk

First bell move it

First it was the salt

Five

Five spot and a seaman

Fooling them huh you can't fool them about something like that they broke me

Forget it

Forget it he's wasting time

Forget it man

Forty eight

Forty eight boss

Forty four

Forty nine and one in the box

Forty nine and one in the box boss

Forty one

Forty two

Found a car with keys in the ignition

Four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen

Gambler dynamite

Get all this stuff out of the way of them eggs coming down

Get him down hit him

Get in here ain't you scared ain't you scared of dying

Get in line facing the captain

Get moving

Get out of here! can't breathe give me some air

Get out of my eyeballing seat you new meat dummy

Get out of the way he's ours

Get out there yourself stop feeding off me!

Get the man boy get the man

Get the wax out of your ears

Get them clothes off

Get to work

Get to work (2)

Get to work (3)

Get up come on get him drag come on come on

Get your razor we'll clean up some of these cuts on his head

Getting up here carr

Getting up here carr (2)

Getting up here carr (3)

Giddyup carr

Give me a piece of paper

Glad you made the week boy

Go around here boss

Go fetch it luke

Go get cleaned up and get yourself some sleep I expect you need it

Go get him

Go hard hyah

Go man hyah

Go on go on

Go on kok

Go shag

Go you'll feel better you'll feel better imagine how well you'd feel

God she doesn't know what she's doing

Good for a two spot

Got a day and a half lay in tomorrow's a holiday

Got a grudge against another man fight him saturday afternoon

Got plenty for you

Gotta get it

Guess I just gotta gotta love you and let go hmm

Ha I knew you could really eat all them egg

Hang on did you pay

Happy fourth of july

Harder drag harder

He ain't getting better

He ain't got nothing showing

He ain't in the box because of the joke played on him

He backsassed a free man

He can eat busted bottles and rusty nails any damn thing

He can't even

He can't hear you

He did it

He don't look good drag

He got the keys here too

He gotta learn the rules same as anybody else

He grin like a baby but he bites like a gator

He had a bigger spoon make you look like yours had a hole in it

He keeps crisscrossing he's smarter than a dog let's go

He leaned over and said hey

He made it

He must have gone crazy

He peels his eggs himself that's understood

He took the keys off of dog boy's truck

He was matching you plate for plate

He was smiling that's right you know that luke smile of his he had it on his face right to the very end

He'd have broke you up

He'll be all right

He'll never make it

He's a natural born world shaker

He's all right

He's been betting his head since

He's dead he run himself plumb to death

He's finished

He's gone get the dogs

He's gonna make himself sick is he

He's got 18 and half the time

He's got a right it's nature

He's got rabbit in his blood and he runs

He's gotta swallow it all don't help him chew

He's gotta swallow it before time's up

He's not spitting them out

He's onto him he says he's got him

He's slowing down slowing down

Heh heh there he is boss deader than hell but won't let go

Hell i'd like to see you try to run again

Hell i've seen him eat 10 chocolate bars and seven cold drinks in 15 minutes

Hell that dog's running around in circles

Her trembling body shivered under his

Here

Here captain

Here captain (2)

Here comes another one down the hatch

Here comes another one here comes another one baby

Here here careful easy easy easy

Here they are

Here we go boy he says it's 43

Here you go

Hey any of you guys from connecticut

Hey babalugats got a bet here

Hey babalugats we got a bet here

Hey boss

Hey boss forgot your walking stick

Hey boy boy now listen you gonna have some fun you hear that

Hey buddy how you feeling buddy how you feeling

Hey buddy slow down that's a long road

Hey carr

Hey carr carr come here

Hey drag

Hey dynamite

Hey he's gonna be all right yeah

Hey I just sent 5 bucks from a rodeo outfit

Hey koko who's sending me magazines

Hey look look we got the picture you sent us

Hey lord whatever I done don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes

Hey loudmouth come on get up there you mama's waiting for you

Hey luke did you have them both at once I mean together

Hey old man you home tonight

Hey pass it around

Hey rabbitt water him down

Hey stevie come on

Hey stupid come on give that back here

Hey take it easy you won't last two hours

Hey what's that noise outside

Hey what's the deal

Hey what's the matter with you all your bigtime driving around you ain't never seen a chain gang before

Hey yeah man you got your bull gang name now

Hey you really gonna sell your job

Hey you're peeling his eggs

His mother's dead

Hit him hit him

Hit this red light and this police car slides up alongside

Ho ho ho that there's the champion hog gut of this camp

Hold it he didn't swallow the last no he didn't swallow

How do you take your pants off well best way is to get rid of them leg irons

How much more time carr

How'd you find me

How'd you get that scar

I ain't exactly crazy about it myself

I ain't heard that much worth listening to just a lot of guys laying down a lot of rules and regulations

I believe you've got it all dragline

I bet you can't

I bet you can't (2)

I call

I call (2)

I can eat 50 eggs

I can see that mullethead what you got in the hole

I can't hear you

I can't I can't catch it

I didn't know it was your special seat

I don't know

I don't know (2)

I don't know boss

I don't know boss (2)

I don't know boss I think they're all bear clawed

I don't know if you'll have gals chasing you

I don't wanna frighten him

I got eyes don't I how am I not gonna see something that look like that

I got it figured eats an egg a minute he's got 10 minutes left

I got my mind right

I got them to promise if you give up peaceful they ain't even gonna whip you this time

I guess i'm pretty tough to deal with huh a hard case

I guess you could say I wasn't thinking captain

I guess you're a hard case too

I have 5 dollars

I hear tell you don't believe in no god luke

I hope you ain't gonna be a hard case

I just I just never give john the kind of you know feeling that I give you so i'm gonna pay him back now

I just need 5 luke

I know he's got a pair of kings you don't have to stuff up my nose

I know I got no call to ask for much but even so you gotta admit you ain't dealt me no cards in a long time

I know i'm a pretty evil fella

I know you got 5 dollar pocket money that would buy you a whole fistful of cards

I laughed out loud once they turned me in

I made this arrangement with this man to take his broom

I never planned anything in my life

I owe you I owe you

I pray the lord my soul to

I stole and I told lies

I sure would appreciate it I ain't in too good a shape right now

I think he just said something

I told him that dirt in it's your dirt

I told you to get your dirt out of boss keen's ditch didn't i

I tried I mean to live always free and aboveboard like you but I don't know I just can't seem to find no elbow room

I uh believe I still owe you 30 I don't suppose you'd care to take a check

I used to drive these roads all the time

I want my money back

I was banking on him peeling them

I was trying to keep in out of the rain

I was wondering how come a nice clean cut young fella like you gets put on the hard road now I reckon I knows

I wasn't feeling good I think I got an ulcer or something

I wish you'd stop being so good to me captain

I won't I won't boss

I work on top real cush job

I would hate to be down in that ditch today

I'd like to oblige you but uh right off I just don't know where to put my hands on them

I'll be back at it in the morning just need a little nap

I'll be damned if you're gonna put your dirt in my yard

I'll call

I'll do anything you say but I can't take anymore

I'll get some aspirin half killed him he should have a doctor

I'll give you 50 cents

I'll go half

I'll make it a dollar

I'm a salesman

I'm beat there who knows

I'm carr the floor walker i'm responsible for order in here

I'm dying i'm dying my my my

I'm going to twist my arm off if it don't kill me first

I'm gonna say a prayer for your ma luke

I'm his official egg peeler

I'm his trainer

I'm just cut uh

I'm just doing my job you gotta appreciate that

I'm leaving the place to john

I'm not leave him alone

I'm shaking it boss

I'm shaking it here boss i'm shaking it

I'm snakebit can't catch I fold

I'm taking him to the prison hospital

I'm the syndicate covering all bets

I've been on the road gang almost 22 year

I've done enough world shaking for a while you do the rest of it for me

I've gotta go arletta

Ice'll take that swelling down

Idea of marrying got you all bollixed up

If I give you a dollar and he don't eat all 50 eggs I get 2 dollars back

If they didn't know it before they could tell right then that they weren't ever gonna beat him

If you be so kind to let me cut off your yankee head he'll even eat that

If you ever go to houston than you'd better walk right and you have better not stagger and you'd better not fight

If you ever go to houston than you'd better walk right and you have better not stagger and you'd better not fight because the sheriff will arrest you

In all that time I ain't never killed no white man but I ain't afeard to because

Inside outside all them rules and regulations and bosses

Is he all right

Is he eating them he's chewing look at that

It may have taught him a very valuable lesson

It seemed a nice round number

It was an accident i've never been in trouble

It was only supposed to be a joke

It was stretched so tight across her bottom I do believe I saw one of them seams bust loose and the opening got wider and wider and wider

It wasn't his fault nobody said anything about

It'd go to your coconut head you liable to get ideas and pass right out

It's a big one it's a big one

It's all right it's okay you just go on out there behind them trees

It's all up to you

It's beginning to look like you got things fixed so I can't never win out

It's from atlanta

It's not your fault he's just too big

It's only a bet

It's shaking right up here boss

It's too hot

It's top flight police work that's all there is to it fella's probably a lieutenant by now

Just a closer walk with thee grant it jesus is my plea

Just getting my dirt out of boss keen's ditch boss

Just knock it off luke you can't talk about him that way

Just let that little old belly sag and enjoy yourself stretch it out

Just like a ripe watermelon what's about to bust itself open

Just like today when he kept coming back at me with nothing

Just little old eggs they're pigeon eggs that's all fish eggs practically

Just nine more between you and everlasting glory

Just on my own

Just play it cool

Just standing in the rain talking to myself

Just wait till the hour starts that's all

Keep your left up

Kick a buck

Kick a buck (2)

Kick a buck (3)

Kick a buck (4)

Kick him back a buck

Killed people in the war and I got drunk and chewed up municipal property and the like

King four three

King gets a three queen deuce

King three you got a four

Koko get some paper

Koko will you stop that

Kokonut head's gonna take all the money

Last bell is at 8

Last bell last bell

Last bell last bell (2)

Last bull I fell off of

Leave him alone he's happy that's because he's a damn moron

Let him breathe

Let him hit you in the nose and get some blood flowing

Let it be dear lord let it be

Let me know you're up there come on

Let me see come on let's see

Let me see that

Let me see the picture

Let me take a look come here

Let the midnight special shine her light on me let the midnight special shine her everlovin' light on me

Let's roll let's see those shovels

Like I was just passing time captain

Look at it drag look at that

Look at that let me see it

Look at that oh look at that

Look at that she ain't got nothing but one safety pin holding that thing on come on safety pin pop

Look at that two of them

Look at those eggs

Look captain look what he done to blue he's dead

Looks like the hard road finally got to mr lucas war hero

Loose like that he can run him crazy

Love me hate me kill me anything just let me know it

Lucas jackson

Lucille lucille lucille lucille lucille lucille lucille

Luke

Luke (2)

Luke and them broads and all that booze

Luke fall out

Luke fetch the rifle

Luke for you

Luke just the same you're a good old boy luke

Luke luke

Luke that's money you're talking about what's the matter with you

Luke visitor for you

Luke water them down

Luke what did you have to say 50 for why couldn't you say 35 or 39

Luke what you doing

Luke what'd you think you doing

Luke you all right

Luke you gone too far when you mess with the man with no eyes

Luke you gotta listen to me

Magazine for you

Magazines

Maliciously destroying municipal property while under the influence

Man bear clawed here boss

Man he's gonna lose a finger eating eggs like that

Man I never thought they'd put him in the box on his first day

Man if I hadn't lost my head I only had a couple of years to do

Man needs a brown bomber and a dose of salts

Man oh man look at that look at that

Man there's still daylight

Man this old free world ain't gonna know which ear to stand on

Man used to free world food has got a big appetite

Man you sure can shoot

Man you think you been working hard this mother's gonna break your back

Man's got a right

Man's gotta have his privacy sometime

Man's gut can't hold more

Maybe

Maybe that lucas war hero would give you your price

Maybe the bosses will stop it before it kills you

Maybe we ought to call it no ears you don't listen much do you boy

Mind right

Mm it says here that you did real good in the war a silver star bronze star couple of purple hearts

Mm we ain't never had one of them before

Mostly was just settling an old score

Move it

Move it move it stevie

Move it sweetie

Move over i'm gonna sit in here next to my boy

Move over losers I got money riding here

Moving it up here boss

Moving it up here boss (2)

Moving it up here boss (3)

Moving it up here boss move it up

Mr hunnicutt

Must be half a dozen new meat

My baby

My boy says he can eat 50 eggs he can eat 50 eggs

My lucille

My uncle ain't heard from him in eight years and now he's sending me magazines

My wife hasn't written for a month

New meat looks like a poker player

Next

Next thank you

Next time you stay out of my place you try that again i'll bounce you all over the floor

Nice broad great set

Nice shot drag

Night in the box

Nine

No

No (2)

No (3)

No calling it your job don't make it right boss

No chains either

No full house

No he's onto him

No I didn't say nothing boss

No I won't I won't I got my mind right

No money back

No more than five for a cold drink

No no it ain't luke

No not a liar you just have a common and likable tendency toward exaggeration

No one will sit in the bunks with dirty pants on any man with dirty pants on the bunks spends a night in the box

No playing grab ass or fighting in the building

Nobody can eat 50 eggs

Nobody can eat 50 eggs (2)

Nobody ever eat 50 eggs

Nobody said nothing about that

Nothing

Nothing a handful of nothing you stupid mullethead he beat you with nothing

Nothing everything's cool as can be

Nothing made nothing had nothing

Nothing visible

Nothing was ever said about it

Now I can be a good guy or I can be one real mean son of a bitch

Now let's get it out of there

Now shut your mouth and give your money to koko

Now straighten out that bench come on

Now there ain't nothing to come back for

Now what you figure it's worth a peek at that there picture a quick look now i'm not talking about no memorizing job

Now what you talking about luke

Now when was the last time you ever saw my boy throw up

Now you got a day and a half to rest up for old monday

Now you got him

Now you just a kid what you know about it

Now you know the rules gotta clean your plate or go back in the box right boss

Now you know you getting so you smell so bad I could track you myself

Now you may be just great at hanging paper around the big city and passing bad checks but us country boys ain't entirely brainless

Now you tell me rabbitt what's going on here

Of course in case you get rabbit in your blood and you decide to take off for home

Of course not

Oh boy

Oh boy she knows exactly what she's doing she's driving us crazy and loving every minute of it

Oh come on be a buddy

Oh come on!

Oh don't feel you have to say anything

Oh fixer you is a sweet old boy

Oh god I pray to god you don't hit me anymore

Oh god oh god

Oh hell society I ain't going down in that ditch

Oh I can't stand it

Oh I had me some high old times

Oh i'm beat this ain't my job no how

Oh knock it off you guys

Oh listen to blue sing

Oh look at that

Oh luke he was some boy cool hand luke hell

Oh luke you wild beautiful thing

Oh man i'm dying i'm dying

Oh man oh man i'm dying i'm dying

Oh man that little lucille she was really a big lot of little gal wasn't she

Oh no I won't I won't boss

Oh now you always had good jobs

Oh plumb busted out

Oh well that helen she sent your things along with a note

Oh why we always thought you was strong enough to carry it

Okay going down into the tummy

Okay it's a deal

Okay new meat you get some sleep and save your strength because you gonna need it tomorrow

Okay you still do the talking

Old man I gotta tell you I started out pretty strong and fast

On my knees asking

One at a time move it

One chilly bottle right in my hot little hand

One cold drink in advance

One cold drink to feast your starving fishy little eyes on the picture

One in the box one in the bush

One in the box one in the bush (2)

One of these days i'm gonna flap me up some dust with it

One of these fellas

One rule no throwing up he throws up you forfeit everything

One time

One two three

One two three four five six seven

One two three four five six seven eight

One year

Ooh lucille baby

Ooh there you go

Ooh yeah ooh yeah

Open that mouth

Out

Out out

Pair of sevens

Pair of sevens and a jack gets a six

Pick up your shovels get with it move

Picking it up here boss

Picking it up here boss (2)

Picture's a phony cost me a week's pay

Picture's a phony I had it made up for you guys

Putting them on here boss

Queen deuce gets a five and a pair of sevens gets a john

Rabbitt five

Raise his head off

Raymond pratt

Ready and go

Ready go

Real cool hand

Remember how them dogs do when they come through so you can tell me about it someday okay

Right boss

Right carr

Right carr 50

Right drag you gonna come crawling around asking me for a drink

Right there that's it

Rub it baby clean that car rub rub

Same to you

Savanahs you still the better man

Say anything about it you get in trouble with the man

Send me a postcard about it

Sergeant

Seven pair of savanahs right here

Shakin it boss

Shaking it up here boss shaking it up here

She just don't give a damn

She moved her head another inch while he reached up and put his left hand on carol's as carol pressed her

She never leaves me alone

She sure took off with that convertible fella

She's liable to catch cold running around like that

She's probably sick again

Should have waited for me to get him out

Shut up and let him eat

Shut your mouth about my lucille

Signal

Six minutes to go stevie

Sleek trembling body

Slow down a little

Smoking it up here boss

Snake in the grass here boss get it get it

So long arletta take care

So you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it

Society's right

Somebody count them count them

Somebody ought to give him something cold to drink