The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Soundboard Edit

A couple steps back

A golden haired angel watches over him

A little of this will help

A lot

A name a name on a grave

Aaaah! aaah!

Adios

Adios half soldier

After all what good is the money to you if you're dead

After receiving his payment in advance he deserted the wagon train on the hunting grounds of the sioux indians

After that then what

After you please start walking

All of us reek of alcohol

All right

All right put a fresh bandage on him

All right what's he doing sleeping

All right you dirty skunk get your ass off the bed

Amigo I said the other side and that's enough

An armed unit escorting a cash box of gold coins meets a yankee ambush and only three of them are saved

And any other aliases he might have

And contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice

And headquarters has declared we must take that ridiculous flyspeck even if all of us are killed

And keep your eyes open the area is full of yankees

And people talk bullshit

And rich like you're going to be

And shorty

And so blondie it's goodbye

And that's not all

And the attractions don't stop there

And the desert lies ahead of them

And the lord have mercy on your soul

And the sheriff's office in sonora

And there isn't any partner this time to shoot you down

And they're going to beat the south

And tuco is he no not yet but he's in very good hands

And what if they were still alive worse

And when he's found i'd be scared to be put in his shoes

And you have you ever heard of someone named canby no

And you i'm with him

And you outside of evil what else have you managed to do

And your mother your mother! she's

Any reason for being around here

Anything else

Are our men treated that well in andersonville camp

Are you reading when this man is dying

Are you sure yeah sure i'm sure

As you can see we are treated very well

Baker has nothing

Bank robbery highway robbery robbing an unknown number of post offices breaking out

Be sure these two get good treatment

Bill carson!

Bill carson! (2)

Bill carson! I said bill carson!

Bill carson's name's written in it

Blondie ask blondie he knows the name on the grave

Blondie don't die blondie don't die i'm your friend please don't die please i'm your friend come on blondie come on blondie

Blondie hey blondie

Blondie i'm very happy you're working with me and we're together again

Blondie the money's on the other side of the river

Blondie what's the matter please don't die

Blondie you realize we might be risking our lives

Blondie!

Blondie! (2)

Blondie! (3)

Blondie! (4)

Blondie! it's all ours blondie

Blue or gray

Both sides want the bridge intact intact is how the south wants it and we want it intact too

Burns huh they say people with fair skin can't take too much

But as long as i'm commandant I won't permit any such trickery am I clear yes just as long as you're the commandant

But but i'm very sorry but the store's closing

But I pray I can manage to have enough time to amass evidence and bring to a court martial all those who discredit and dishonor the uniform of the union

But if you miss you had better miss very well

But it must have a name or a number on it huh there must be a thousand five thousand

But let's talk about you it's more important

But no one will set foot in this hell except you and me

But people are saying you got killed in albuquerque

But since i'm alive and i've noticed we'll be crossing yankee and confederate lines a few times

But then the army decides of course it ought to hold a hearing and jackson's acquitted

But what I lack is the guts

But when i'm paid I always see the job through

But while the confederates are there we can't get across

But who knows where they are now

But you don't know just who you're looking for and I do

But you know the pity is when i'm paid I always follow my job through you know that

But you won't enjoy any of that money not a penny if there's justice in the world that money will go to the undertakers every penny of it

Canby's front line is right on their heels

Canby's men are coming here

Cannon fire or storm it's all the same to you

Captain all companies are awaiting your orders be right there

Carson bill carson

Carson carson yeah yeah glad to meet you carson

Carson has a patch over one eye he's with the third

Carson my name is bill carson now it's carson

Cartridge

Cartridges

Cigar

Clem follow him

Come along now follow me

Come back! come back and fight! you bastard

Come back! wait! blondie! listen blondie

Come closer

Come here

Come on

Come on come on

Come on come on the party's over

Come on in tuco don't be bashful there's no formalities here

Come on saddle your horses

Come on you dummy talk

Companies forward!

Companies report!

Company b ready!

Company d ready!

Company e ready!

Corn cobs dixie style

Cut it out! cut it out!

Cut me loose! cut me loose you filthy bastard!

Cut me loose! cut me loose!

Cut this rope off!

Did I do wrong it doesn't matter i'm very happy

Do you have parents blondie a mother not even a mother no one

Doc doctor could you help me live a little more I expect good news

Doctor quick the captain's wounded

Don't die huh don't die i'll get you water stay there don't move i'll get you water don't die until later you son of a

Don't die like that pig

Don't drink don't drink is no good for you

Don't you recognize me

Easy easy easy easy attaboy that's nice

Eh mmm hmm

Enough enough I talk I talk

Especially when they've come from so far away and have so much to talk about and you do have a lot to talk about haven't you

Even a filthy beggar like that has got a protecting angel

Even the armies are afraid to march through there

Even to think of destroying that bridge is just

Even when judas hanged himself there was a storm too

Every gun makes its own tune

Father did he ask for me did he speak about anything father

Father did he speak did he say anything

Father is he still breathing yes of course

Feel better

Five for you and five for me

Five for you one two three four five for me

Flyspeck on headquarters' maps

For all these crimes the accused has made a full spontaneous confession

For the last time sergeant i'm telling you I want the prisoners treated as prisoners

For this sir is the most potent weapon in war the fighting spirit's in this bottle

Forgery and murder

Four for you and four four for me

From the way the wounded are pouring into this place we better get the hell out of here before we get caught up in the war

General sibley

Gentlemen tell the captain yes sir

Get away from there

Get going

Get in

Get off that horse get off that horse you filthy coward!

Get the hell out

Get things ready

Glad they got him a man guilty of all those crimes

Go ahead

Go back and tell him that

Go on preach me a sermon pablo

Go on talking about bill carson I don't know him

God help me it's my fault mine mine mine mine

God is with us because he hates the yanks too!

God's not on our side 'cause he hates idiots also

Good

Halt take your places

Halt!

Halt! left face! form a single file move!

Have some it's bill carson's tobacco

Have you ever heard of anyone by the name of bill carson

He also mentioned something about a certain cash box which just happened to disappear

He disappears and becomes bill carson

He lives with a girl called maria who'll tell you

He looks dead

He said quite a bit that should interest you and one or two things that interested me

He should regain his strength in a very short time

He's away at the moment he should be back any day now

He's dead yeah

He's finally getting out of our hair

He's not wrong

He's still alive well he seems to be

He's tall blond he smokes a cigar and he's a pig

Hear that

Hear that boys come on out here

Here

Here corporal bill carson third regiment 2nd cavalry squadron arriving from san rafael is that enough

Here remington colt a roat smith wesson colt navy joslyn another remington and this one is that's enough

Here to the northwest through all of texas

Here you are here this is for you you did a good job for me worth 500 dollars

Here's the sierra magdalena going this way we cross the rio grande

Hey amigo you know you've got a face beautiful enough to be worth 2000 dollars

Hey angel eyes

Hey blondie

Hey blondie angel eyes is mine huh all right

Hey blondie did you hear that good treatment yeah

Hey blondie here's water water blondie

Hey blondie how the hell did you get out of that pigsty

Hey blondie isn't that angel eyes

Hey blondie it looks like the captain is really asking for a bullet in his guts yeah

Hey blondie! you know what you are just a dirty son of a bitch!

Hey corporal afraid he'll get lost

Hey everybody look look he's giving him the filthy money

Hey father i

Hey luke hand me down a whiskey

Hey open up! open up! hurry!

Hey pablo

Hey wake up you the troops are coming come on

Hijo de una gran puta!

Hmm #the good the bad and the ugly #hmm #tuco #clint eastwood

Hold it that's it don't move now don't breathe still that's it got it thank you

Honey

Hoorah for general what's his name lee lee! lee!

Hoorah! down with general grant!

Hoorah! hoorah for the confederacy!

Horse theft theft of supplies belonging to the union army theft of supplies belonging to the confederate army

How

How much 100 dollars

How much 20 dollars

How much 2000 dollars

How much are you worth now

How peaceful and quiet amigo like a cemetery for instance

How's your digestion now

Hurray for dixie! hurray! hurray for dixie!

Hurry a stretcher easy easy now

Hut two three four hut two three four

I believe madam is home

I can't tell baker what happened to the money

I can't while you're watching me

I didn't tell you my brother was in charge here everything like the pope almost he's in charge in rome

I don't give a god damn what they do in andersonville

I don't I don't know what you're talking about

I don't know as soon as I hit the desert i'm thirsty

I don't know the right thing

I don't know where he is he packed his things ten days ago and went away with his unit they all left

I don't shoot the rope I shoot the legs off the stool