Jail Soundboard Jail sound clips and quotes. Sound clips including: You can take me to jail now oh no no no i was thinking more like the morgue you're dead!, You gonna get used to wearing them chains after a while but you never stop listening to them clinking, Do you realize what this means it means bankruptcy and scandal and prison! that's what it means, One of us is going to jail well it's not going to be me, You think you can come into my house with your hotshot clothes and your jail manners and make fun of us, And just about the time that i'm comin' out of jail hopefully you'll be comin' out of your coma and guess what i'll split your fuckin' head open again, Let me tell you something nobody goes to jail unless they want to unless they make themselves get caught they don't have things organized, You know who goes to jail nigger stickup men that's who you know why they get caught because they fall asleep in the getaway car karen, The judge gave jimmy and me 10 years like he was giving away candy, You know when you think of prison you get pictures in your mind of all those old movies with rows and rows of guys behind bars but it wasn't like that for wiseguys, Morning friend where's the jailhouse in this town right up the street you can't miss it glad to hear that, We all know how this ends with you behind bars, A pity they let the old punishments die there was a time detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons, Now there's nothing like driving to avoid jail, And now into the deep woods or it's the zoo for you know who, Boy let me tell you something you know them chains ain't medals you get them for making mistakes, Well then we're just gonna lay low and build time, They'll put those bums away for 50 years not good enough they put her away for an eternity, Yes joey just loves being in his playpen, 'cause i'm fuckin' stupid i don't give a fuck about jail that's my business that's what i do, Do you want to continue this theological discussion in a car or in a jailhouse with the cops, Now take me to jail, (cop laughing) bye bye dickhead see you in attica dick, I don't like to see anybody in jail you can understand that can't you, If i get a good lawyer and strike up a deal i can be out of here in about 10000 years, We're in here digging and dying he's out there living and flying, Inside outside all them rules and regulations and bosses, That rum head spent 20 years in jail for poisoning a kid, You may have to pay some back taxes a big fine but there will be no prison okay, Shoe program niggah! 23 hour lock down!, Shut up you're going to jail, So what's it gonna be fear or prison, and more. Please enable JavaScript. {{ soundUploadQueueCount }} sounds queued for upload and conversion ({{ _.round(soundUploadProgress) }}%) Title: Description: Jail sound clips and quotes. Edit Jail Soundboard Jail sound clips and quotes.