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A Co worker Is Calli
A ventriloquist that is remarkable you didn't even move a muscle
A word you gonna talk some more
All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you
Although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you I could see your lips move
Am I talking too much yes! why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death
And this is dopey he don't talk none you mean he can't talk he don't know he never tried
And when you speak speak softly and with respect never never any harsh words you understand
Asian talking meme
Blimey there you go again the same notes again
By the way you know when you're telling these little stories here's a good idea have a point it makes it so much more interesting for the listener
Can you just email me the rest of this story
Cell Phone Calling
Chewbacca Talking 02
Come on with me you're gonna hear it straight from the horse's mouth
Did the horse ever talk to you he's been talking to me all afternoon
Does anybody understand what this duck is saying
Don't pay him this is beethoven talking
Don't talk try and use as little oxygen as possible
Don't you ever talk that way to me never never
Don't you understand north pole talk
Duck or you're gonna be talkin' outta your ass!
Especially when they've come from so far away and have so much to talk about and you do have a lot to talk about haven't you
Exactly we don't need our wives we'll have the marlin and they talk less
Except one day she started to talk and I found out how dumb she was you know that dame is really 60 cents short
First give me the moon then we'll talk
Girlfriend Is Better
Girls talk too much yes girls talk too oh
He be like shut the fuck up I be quiet but when he leave I be talking again
He's a big boy he knows what he said what did you say
He's lucky I can talk dkp
He's lucky to get words out of his own mouth
His lips are busy
HO HO HO Ben
Hold it! don't you ever ever raise your voice to me! do you know who you're talkin' to
Hold on a minute young man that's rather big talk
How can you talk if you haven't got a brain
How long have we been married a long time this way people won't expect us to talk much to each other
How will you fight that more words
I can talk while I drink a glass of water
I don't know but some people without brains do a lot of talking don't they
I go low you go high I know the game this is business talk
I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them as you can see they talk when they should listen
I love the way they're talking to you 'cause they're winners winners get to do what they want
I mean didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking eventually I started reading the vomit bag
I only talk to you and dumb animals
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you
I think you complain just to hear yourself talk
I watch the guys like humphrey bogart james cagney they teach me to talk I like those guys
I wouldn't believe that horse could talk if the two of you stood there and sang a duet!
I'm a sick man i've got a bad heart I mustn't talk anymore
If you can't talk son just key your handset twice over
In talking to the computer one gets the sense that he's capable of emotional responses
Is there someone else up there we could talk to
Isn't this a strange conversation for men who aren't crazy
It was my father john and when he talked people listened and they'll listen to you too
It's gonna take more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes
Just a minute get those words out one at a time so I can understand them will you
Listen son I know just how you feel in that case you won't hold me up with a lot of talk will you
Look uh pussycat never ever ever talk to me like that okay
MY GOD ARE YOU STILL TALKING?
My name's pitt and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit
Now what shall we talk about
Oh my god! she said her first words!
Oh you can talk! i'm so glad!
People talk talk talk 2tu
Quit talking through your hat
SARS Za Njom
Shouldn't you try to communicate with them first and shoot later if you have to
Sometimes when she talks to me like that I feel i'd like to go up there and curse her and leave her forever or at least defy her
Susan i've never heard you talk like that are we about to get it on because i'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now
Swamp People
Take it easy when you talk to me okay
Talk to him will you or hit him!
Talk what are we going to talk about I ain't killed nobody not lately
Talk's no good conversation never convinced anybody I say put an end to words!
TALKING
Talking ben ho ho hooooooooooo
Talking ben sound 2
Talking ben ugh
Talking Benxspeed
Talking's not gonna do any good joe
Thanks but I don't sing oh it's easy it's like talking except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down
That boy he's my friend he likes the way I talk and I like the way he talks mm hm
That wasn't the horse i'm a ventriloquist
That's all right lieutenant from the smell of him i'd say it was the booze talking
That's all these cripples down at the va that's all they ever talk about jesus this and jesus that
The last thing I want to be remembered is as an annoying blabbermouth
Then you wait you wait and whoever speaks first loses
Truer words were never spoken
Turn the music off! i'm still talking!
Well I like the way he talks it sounds like a race car motor idling it makes me not be nervous
Well talk is cheap ****a
What are you going to tell us though guy I said my usual zero nothing why tell you the fuck
What was I sayin' nothing! just standin' there sputterin' like a doodlebug!
What we got here is a failure to communicate
What we've got here is failure to communicate some men you just can't reach
What's so funny about the way I talk
When you have to shoot shoot don't talk
Why do you have to talk to me like that all the time like I got to know something
Why don't you kiss her instead of talking her to death
Words are cheap and they don't scare me one bit!
Would you care to say a few words sure I will
Would you instruct that one that in my country a female's lips may move but her words are not heard
Yeah you're right I talk too much I also listen too much
You can't change the facts by talking
You can't talk! all you do is moan!
You come out with stink like that poop you poop mouth poop out of your mouth
You keep talkin' like that and i'm gonna have to wash your mouth out
You know nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowder head who doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut
You know what I say what's that I say that big talk's worth diddlysquat
You know you're very rude you see me talkin' to the man i'm talkin' to the man!
You should've kept your mouth shut anyway they'd had thought you was a horse and let you out
You tell him he starts talking or i'm gonna waste more of them tell him!
You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore
You you can talk you're the one
You're the communications officer ain't you you're supposed to be able to communicate
You're the only one I ever liked well enough to talk to wilbur
Your mouth may yet bring you much trouble miss o'neil

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