Uncle Fred Herbert Edit

Adam

All i hear is like yall or something

All right

Already wheres your brother in custody

Am i talking to you say yes

Amateur

And apologize to anything that happened

And ill be able to come talk to you

And this is a recording

And who is this

And you're from where?

And your name again is

And your name is what

Are you asking for Mike?

Are you calling me now or is this a prank

Are you having fun

Are you in some special phone

Are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking

Are you there

Bail bonds (1)

Believe me i wish i could understand you but im really having a hard time (1)

Bye

Called about fifty times yesterday so

Can i get some help please

Can i help you

Can you hear maine

Can you spell that for maine

Cancel

Clears throat

Come to my office

Correct

David

Did i say anything when i called

Did she ever go by any other first name or any other last name

Do you hear im talking in the background

Do you know his data birth

Do you need to find out more about this guy like his booking number s data birth

Do you remember that

Do you wanna build your brother and hes in walnut

Do you wanna give me your name and number and ill give it to the police

Do you wanna give me your number and ill call you right back

Do you wanna hang on on hold

Does he ever middle name

Dont say hello then

Edward

Excuse me

For her harassing phone calls

Four thirty five west mission

Fred the bail bondsman ultimate soundboard sound

From where

Garden prank calls from you before because im getting prank

Give me a call back when you know more know where your brother is

Give me a call if you find out anything more ill be more than happy to help you

Give me his name

Give me some more information

Give me your phone number

Go sit under a tree

Goodbye

Goodbye sir

Hang on

Hang on just second

Hang on ok

Hard maine

Hello

Hello (1)

Hello there

Herbert bail bonds

Hes not here

Hey you know what

His name is what

His name is worth

Hopefully this gentleman will make up his mind on what he wants to do

How are you

How could they possibly do this

How do you spell that last name

How long is she been in custody

How many weight

How much

How old is she

Huh

I apologize

I cant understand you at all

I did

I didn't call you

I didn't call you sir

I dont either

I dont know

I dont know about your phone are you know or any of that

I dont know if this is a prank call or not

I dont know what to tell you we accept to call the walnut jail and then see if you can find him get a better information ok

I dont know whats going on with my phone

I dont know who it is

I dont understand this

I get these calls all day long from prankster and i just got one little while ago so

I got a call from you and it was a recording and you were getting your you were in a hair salon in your hair was wet

I i dont know what that noise is

I i dont know what to tell you

I i dont understand why you're so mad at me sir

I id like to talk to kerry

I just havent been able to break away from the other person that im talking to you

I just talked to the jail

I just told you

I just wanted to make sure it was really you

I know you're a better gentleman in this sir

I should high

I sure would like to put it into it

I talk to a detective there over and over again and nobody helps us

I think this is a recording

I was frustrated with them

If you can figure out whos doing this we sure like to get rid of him theyve been doing this dress for several years now

Ill call you back shortly

Im a bail bondsman what whats going on here

Im afraid this is a prank call

Im answering

Im fred my ma bell bondsman

Im fred or burton im a bail bondsman

Im gonna have my agent john call you maybe hell be able to hear you better

Im gonna make a phone call directly to them and then im gonna call you right back

Im hanging up

Im not calling anybody

Im not doing anything

Im not making them

Im not understanding you when i call you your phone echoes

Im on the phone with the jail hang on

Im on youtube and they prank call me all the time

Im right across the street

Im sorry

Im sorry it happened

Im sorry one more time

Im sorry this is whom

Im sorry what

Im sure im sorry i i i i can

In fact i dont know whether im really talking to you or recording

In your name

Is is this really you

Is that his name

Is that right

Is this gregory stevens

Is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities is just the way you act

Its a great thing for me to save

Its not that its your phone

Its not us

Its this is who i think it is

Ive been ive had thirty calls today from and that im calling somebody im not calling anybody

Ive checked almost every carlos sanchez i need to know his date of birth there is too common name

Ive got your phone number and im gonna ring your fucking neck

Ive talked to the jailer

Jesus christ

Just fine

Just join

Just say hi fred and i will know this isnt a recording

Let me look him up here

Let me put you on hold ill be right back

Like your childish but and go someplace

Listen to this

M a l o n y

May i help you

Maybe you should be more prepared for this call

Mkay

Mmm

My agent john tried to call you back because i couldnt understand you sir

My apologies for taking so long

My name is fred herber

My name is fred im a bell bondsman whats going on here

Nine oh nine five nine five two two six four

No

No i did not

No they dont help us at all

Now if you dont know then then this is bs

Oh john

Ok

Ok (1)

Ok ill call you right back

Or what which is which his last name again (1)

Pardon me

Please

S c o t t

Scott

Sixty one

So i know exactly who you are

So im getting pranked

So im gonna have to call them because their websites down

So whats going on

Sorry

Spell that

Sure i dont know who the fuck you are

Thank you

Thats not maine

Thats the number of the walnut jail

The actual recording

The fbi really needs to be called on this

The last name is

The number is nine oh nine five nine five two two six four

There probably recording us right now adding to their

They are

They claim is not there

Theyre called thirteen times today

Theyre calling law enforcement in really sure and things up

This is a prank call

This is an a recording

This is fred

This is regarding

This is something they recorded on for me a couple of years ago

This is the kind of fucking idiot child to put out there

This is true

This is your son

This ship thats somebody pranking maine

Three two oh

Turn on the tv

Two years

Uh huh

We got along fine are you taking some kind of drugs or drinking

Well

Well because this goes on all the time

Well hi

Well thats not me thats a recording thats going

Well then im not interested (1)

Well why this strange phone call whats going on with you

Well you called me

Weve been getting these prank calls for a couple of years now

Weve reported these prank calls to the police department and nobody s helping us

What

What city

What did you say

What do you want

What number are you calling from

What sheriffs department

Whats your brothers name

Whats your first name

Whats your name and phone number and your brothers name

Whats your phone number

When did your brother you wanna build your brother out when did he get arrested

When he calls you get his booking number

Where are you in jail

Where can i do for you

Where is he and whats his name

Where is he in custody

Which is date of birth

Who am i calling shirt

Who are you interested in bailing out

Who did i call

Who is this

Why are you acting like this

Why are you doing this

Why are you doing this sir

Why are you so mad at me

Why are you why are you doing this

Wow

Yeah

Yes

Yes (1)

You and i have gotten along fine and i dont know why this is happening

You can call and ask for the jailer and you can ask him to

You fucking asshole

You have the wrong number

You just because john read the receipt wrong to you you're going to your going to act this way is this your way of getting out of your responsibilities is just the way you act

You know and reporting fake crimes

You know we have somebody thats doing that

You know what ive been getting calls all day long that im calling somebody and im not calling anybody

You need to give me his name

You need to go to a different phone because we cant understand you

You think what

You too

You're gonna hang on

You're gonna have to get more information i dont know where he is

You're the one calling maine acting strange