Lewis Black Soundboard Edit

An online encyclopedia that can be edited by any schmuck on the planet. If a monkey could get a hold of a computer. He could rewrite the theory of evolution.

And that is wrong.

Every four seconds of polar bear dies.

Honey, do you love me?

I can't tell. I got the flu.

I don't do math, but it's a lot of dead bears.

I'm serious.

It did not snow.

It's constantly barraging you and I every day would would see something that would just fucking piss me off. And I. I would jump on the bus and go down to the White House or Congress and find whoev...

Just a crackerjack job.

No, it's not. It's a fact.

Oh man, this is no way to live.

Ohh no he's gone crazy.

Said in 1969 mankind landed on the moon and everybody agreed because it happened. I saw it on TV. They didn't test shut up. It was real.

Snow Gray. Horrible Gray. Every day it just gets grayer and grayer.

That contained facts.

That's just been a festival out there.

That's just bullshit #bullshit #fake news

The **** own everything.

There's enough shit going on in my head.

There's nothing.

Valentine's Day talk about a bogus holiday.

You know how many times Mr. Black said. Fuck.

Zebras are white with black stripes. Fact. That was a harmless observation. Opinion. Hmm. That comes off as mildly racist.