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All you have to do is read the letters. Can you see the letters? Yes. Alright, read them out for me. I. And a little pig.

And try to bring him in. And.

Annika and you will respect my authoritah.

Annika danglish.

Attention shoppers outside today we have crypto affect, cripple face outside.

Bastard.

Bunch of crap.

Can I help you? Ready to kill baby?

Can I watch American Gladiator?

Carmen.

Come on, let me take you in the next part.

Cortana.

Criticize.

Damn it. You guys said.

Did you guys see that movie Hannibal? Where did the form guy trained giant pigs to eat his enemy alive? Well, if we find a pony, we can train it. Train it to bite us. Scott, Dwayne.

Do you hear me?

Does your bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie and hippie set?

Don't take it down that you have to trust people.

Donkey balls.

Either way, I'm not wearing these. The guys would totally rip on me. I know the hardest thing to do is get kids to wear their glasses and then they take them off soon as I leave. That's why we have...

Excuse me, but I do believe that stuff.

FF. Right.

Get a job.

Get back on the practice.

Get the hell out my dead body.

God bless those men that fight for their freedom. God bless those men, and God bless the Confederate army.

God damn stupid. Nestled in the cabin, Katie. Right now I just got out of cartooning. I knew it.

Granny.

Handy Dandy, Michigan. I am very scary and angry.

He's getting something here today. Kicking his ass, but he's definitely doing something to his ass. Sparky bad dog.

Help. Kenny. Bad cat.

How many weddings? I only need one.

I bet I know it's coming.

I can't kick ass.

I don't know what you guys are talking about. That scared the crap out of me.

I hate that saying thing.

I have a kid anymore, man. I'm 8 years old and if I want to finger paint, then I'm going to finger paint.

I think I just saw the funniest thing I'll ever see, and I think I blew a funny fuse, blew a funny views. It was just too much and my sense of humor overloaded. I don't think anything will ever be ...

I would never let a woman kick my ass if she tried anything. I'd be like hi and get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie.

I'll kill you.

I'm going down South. I'm going to have myself a time. I'm going to leave my woes behind. And I'm gonna see if I can't unwind. Come on down South.

I'm gonna go downstairs and kick her square in the neck.

I'm not buying a stupid hippie around anymore. Eric, where are you going? I'm going, young man. I am the adult here. And I say you go this way. You can say all that. Yeah, but I'm dying all that. Y...

Like again, I use it now.

Make my way. You'll be the death of him.

Mommy.

My God. All right. That doesn't Eric Carpet, you respect other cultures? This instance, I didn't say anything about that. The egg.

My uncle says it's smoking crack and panicky.

No, God, no.

Nobody gives a rat.

Now all we need is chicks can't eat wood.

OK.

OK. And get him.

Revenge is so very very sweet.

Shut up.

Shut up. I'm not scared of nothing.

Stand behavior is having an adverse effect on my education.

Thank you, Christian.

That's not fair.

Very hungry. I don't wanna burrito. I wanna Taco spring. Eat Taco. Who does? Who plays Every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos. That's a stereotype.

Very, very quiet. I'm hunting crocodiles.

Wait a minute.

Wake me.

We got your Bosnian fat ass. Yeah, you're dead.

We're trying to find the brand noise. This is one pitch, that certain frequency that makes people lose bowel control. That's the scientific term for crapping your pants.

What the heck are you doing? I'm exerting myself. It's tough love, just like my little Kitty. When he's bad, I say bad Mr. Kitty, not smack him on the head.

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell are you saying?

Yeah, I love it.

Yeah, I've been working this week for about 3 days now. You gave me have to have pretty thick skin around these people. They walk all over you. Sometimes you have to get into cover to get the worst...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Hello.

Yeah. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.

You better stop being so poor as I'm going to start having rocks at you.

You guys listen to this song I just wrote. It's called I Hate You Guys. I hate you guys. Yeah. Specially Kitty. Behind me.

You know what the speed limited account. Well, according to that sign right there, it's 40 miles an hour. OK.

You know what we call? Can you eat before you eat to make you my hungry?

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