Brock Finley - Statler & Waldorf Edit

Are there any cannibals on this island? We can only hope Ohh.

Are they racing again? No. They're looking for a place to park. Ohh.

Can't you ice skate in Central Park in the winter? No. But then again, I can't ice skate anywhere. Ohh.

Did you bring the map for the buried treasure? No, I brought a map for getting home. Ohh.

Do they find cures here? What do you need to be cured from boredom? No.

Do you enjoy writing the double Decker buses? Yes, especially when they're headed out of town. Ohh.

Do you think they would drive me? Drive you where? Drive me crazy. Ohh.

Do you want dessert? Yes, definitely. I thought you weren't hungry. Ohh. I thought you said. Do you want to dessert? Ohh.

Do you want to go to the midway? No, I want to go all the way home.

Everything moves so fast here then it can't be run by the government. Ohh.

Have we been here before? Yep, it's just the lagoon lit differently. Ohh.

Have you ever done any acting? All the time? I act like I wanna be here. Ohh.

Have you ever seen a sideshow? Aren't we watching one right now? No.

Hey, do you wanna watch this race? I can't. I'm swamped. Ohh.

Hmm, some of these pictures are really old. You should know you probably dated the models. Ohh.

Huh. She air makes me feel young again. See, Air makes you delirious. Ohh.

I can see a long way from up here. Too bad we can't go a long way from up here. Ohh.

I could drive this track with my eyes closed. Well, that's nothing new. That's how you always strive. Ohh.

I really appreciate fine art. You do? Yes. And this isn't it. Ohh.

I thought hotels were for sleeping. Would you sleep here? Start the race Ohh.

If it were up to me, I wouldn't let him drive in the bedroom. If it were up to me, I wouldn't let them drive it all. Ohh.

Is that a plot over there? Not if we're talking about a Muppet movie. Ohh.

Is that the Jolly Roger? Maybe. But if it's in this game, it won't be jolly for long. DoH.

It's a lagoon. Yeah, well I see a lot of goons. Ohh.

It's awfully steep around here, actually. It's just plain awful. Ohh.

Look at this shipwreck. I don't see anything. No, I was talking about the game. Doll.

Mountains can be dangerous to drive, especially if you're distracted. Ohh, look out over here. Look over here.

New York The city that never sleeps until the frog and his friends bore him to death. Ohh.

Ohh. Things here are really old and falling apart. Yeah, it reminds me of you. Ohh.

So here we are in merry old England. I wish I were in my merry old bed. Ohh.

So this is where it all began. Too bad this isn't where it ended. Ohh.

Some of the chemicals in here can preserve things for years. Ohh. So that's your secret. Ohh.

Start spreading the news. I'm leaving today. Great. Let's go. Ohh.

The fog sure is thick today. Great. It's the perfect excuse not to watch the race. Ohh.

The race starts at high noon. That's our nap time. Good. Then we won't miss anything. Ohh.

There sure are a lot of pigeons here. Good thing I brought my umbrella. Ohh.

They're racing in a restaurant. Boy, that gives a whole new meaning to drive through. Ohh.

This is the Happiness Hotel? Yep. Does it make you happy? Yes. Happy that I'm not staying here. Ohh.

This is the scariest part of this race. The graveyard? No the drivers. Ohh.

This place kind of looks like a hospital. I hope so because this game is making me sick. Ohh.

We need special clearance to get on this base. Great, let's go home. Ohh.

What do we have to do to see a good show around here? Avoid the frog and his friends? Ohh.

What's the difference between this laboratory and Muppet Labs? Competence. Ohh.

Where is the chamber maid? Probably the same place as the rest of the house. Ohh.

Why would you drive through a diner? Because it's better than eating here. Ohh.

You think I could get a decent cup of coffee? Sure, if you go someplace else. Go.

You think they can fall off these rooftops? I sure hope so. I paid good money for these seats. Ohh.

You wanna fish? Nope. And I don't want a frog or a pig or a bear either. Ohh.