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The Venture Bros. (2003) - Season 1

The Venture Bros. (2003) - Season 1

The Venture Bros. is an animated television show that premiered in 2003 and has since become a cult favorite among fans. Created by Jackson Publick and produced by Adult Swim, the show parodies the genre of superhero and adventure stories, delivering a hilarious and irreverent take on the traditional tropes.

Set in a world where superheroes and supervillains coexist, The Venture Bros. follows the misadventures of the Venture family, consisting of the bumbling and inept scientist, Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture, his two twin sons, Hank and Dean, and their bodyguard, Brock Samson. Throughout the first season, viewers are introduced to a wide array of eccentric and memorable characters, all brilliantly voiced by an exceptional cast.

The main cast consists of James Urbaniak as Dr. Venture, the brilliant but perpetually frustrated scientist who struggles to live up to the legacy of his famous father. Michael Sinterniklaas and Christopher McCulloch lend their voices to the Venture twins, Hank and Dean, respectively, bringing their youthful and naive charm to the show. Additionally, Patrick Warburton shines as the tough-as-nails bodyguard, Brock Samson, constantly fighting to protect the Ventures from harm.

The Venture Bros. boasts an impressive ensemble of recurring characters, each adding their own flavor to the mix. Among them are Doc Hammer as the enigmatic supervillain, The Monarch, who is obsessed with Dr. Venture and seeks to destroy him at any cost. His partner in crime, Dr. Girlfriend, is portrayed by Christopher McCulloch, adding a touch of seductive and sly humor to the show. Other notable voices include Bill Hader as the mentally unstable and unpredictable Henchman 21, and Stephen Colbert as the eccentric scientist-turned-villain, Professor Impossible.

Season 1 of The Venture Bros. takes viewers on a rollercoaster ride of absurd adventures, spoofing various pop culture references and paying homage to classic comic book storytelling. From encounters with Nazis on the moon to sea monsters lurking in the depths, the show's creators never shy away from pushing the boundaries of creativity and comedy. The clever writing, coupled with the dynamic animation, creates a visually stunning and emotionally engaging experience.

For fans of The Venture Bros., the sounds and music of the show are just as integral to the overall experience. The theme song, composed by J.G. Thirlwell, sets the perfect tone for the show, capturing both its action-packed and comedic elements. Additionally, the show features a wide range of sound effects, from the sound of Brock Samson's brutal battles to the ominous laughter of The Monarch. These sounds can be played and downloaded at [insert website link].

In conclusion, The Venture Bros. Season 1 is a must-watch for any fan of animated comedy and superhero parodies. With its talented cast, irreverent humor, and imaginative storytelling, the show captures the hearts and minds of its dedicated audience. Whether you're a newcomer to the series or a longtime fan, embrace the zany world of The Venture Bros. and discover a truly unique and entertaining television experience.

Play and download these sounds from The Venture Bros. Season 1 here! [insert website link].

A big hero?
A Bud for Captain Mullet head.
A cash bar.
A confession soon followed.
A device of my own design...
A doddering old robot with cold, steel claws.
A dried out turd on a bad stretch of road. Why?
A drunken sailor has to have his way with your mer mom, kid
A dude.
A freshman! You believe that?
A gleaming metal beauty.
A good sniper can see a hot cherry for miles.
A haunted mansion!
A haunted mansion.
A huge grinder?
A Jovan Musk gift pack.
A little bird told me, but don't blame Tiny Eagle.
A little... ugh!
A lot has changed.
A Major Tom was tragically lost on that very spot...
A mean little tell all book filled with nothing but lies and pictures of also lies.
A medical condition.
A mind reader, huh?
A most thorough and decisive action, your brilliance.
A noble quest.
A parasite.
A personal slave.
A problem light. Wow, Dad. What a super idea!
A quest is afoot.
A quest is afoot.
A real ghost?
A space station so advanced, so self sufficient...
A team of mutated half dog, half...
A team up.
A vat of super heated [bleep] plasma blew up in my [bleep] face...
A very powerful creature that looks just like Leslie Cohen.
A walk through a park with genitals for trees.
A warm freezer pop. How thoughtful.
A warm freezer pop. How thoughtful.
A what?
Abort! Brock! Come in, Brock!
About 100 feet long.
About a thousand times in those passive/aggressive Post its...
About a thousand times in those passive/aggressive Post its...
About monarch butterflies.
About once a fortnight.
According to Brisbycorp internal memos, they were intended for mind control
Accusing!
Actually recycle dead skin cells as you shed them..
Actually, back then we didn't see much of each other.
Actually, it was Speedy's idea.
Actually, it's quite technical.
Actually, this is more of a job for a urologist.
Afraid not, Doc.
After a heart to heart with my family of friends...
After all these years?
After an amicable parting of the ways, life went on as usual.
After saying the most horrible things, he threw me out.
After the twist, you'll feel a snap, and the body goes rag doll on you.
After you killed my partner
After you took...
Again.
Ah, henchmen.
Ah, Mr. Samson. Excellent. OK.
Ah, thanks for putting that in my head.
Ah, that is the monarch butterfly.
Ah, that part's gravy pie.
Ah, there she is, the queen of the skies in her day.
Ah, there you are. Your check, Dr. Venture.
Ah, well, he's probably worried about your medical condition.
Ah, yes.
Ah, you look nice.
Ah, you're right, Underbheit.
Ah! Well, that's OK, then, I guess.
Ahh, great. They're up.
Ahh, look at this family values freakfest.
All attempts to contact the ship above me have failed.
All clean cut and always so damn calm and composed.
All clear, Mr. Samson. The Guild appreciates your non interference
All clear, sir. Brad and I will follow in his van. Over.
All cloning research in North America.
All hail Baron Underbheit!
All he does is go on and on about himself and his inventions.
All he writes are these way too specific poems...
All I can do now is wait for death's casual hand...
All I got is a GED.
All right
All right, all right, whatever.
All right, all right. Knock it off.
All right, boys, time to eat.
All right, Brock. I know this sounds crazy...
All right, Dean, he's not a vampire.
All right, Dean, you're gonna have to pull down your pants.
All right, fine
All right, fine, fine.
All right, fine! I used to work for him. So what?
All right, fine.
All right, fine. Let's just get going.
All right, fine. Let's just get going.
All right, gentlemen, go ahead.
All right, get their clothes.
All right, Hank. Are you there?
All right, I suppose.
All right, I'm with you.
All right, keep it down.
All right, keep it! Just take it down a notch.
All right, now...
All right, punk, what did you do with him?
All right, that's it, I am out of here.
All right, then, lunch box, or however you say it.
All right, they're finishing up.
All right, we know they're in there.
All right, what happened? And one at a time.
All right, what happened? And one at a time.
All right, what's going on here?
All right, what's going on here?
All right, why don't you be a good little whatever the hell you are...
All right, you two, I know just the place for boys like you.
All right, you two, you snooze, you lose!
All right, you two.
All right! Let's just get this over with.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Fine, crybaby.
All right. I'll save your dad's bodyguard.
All right. Look. I got to call this in to headquarters.
All right. This is just getting downright spooky.
All right. Yeah, boys.
All right. You have to be my hands.
All thanks to this little bee.
All that secondhand smoke!
All the more reason to get it the hell off me.
All we have to do is come back, and if the hair is gone...
All went according to plan.
All you do is think about going to the bathroom...
Allegedly.
Allergic... oregano.
Allow me to enlighten you.
Almost the whole crew was there, "Sharky's Machine."
Always coming and going at different times.
Am I a ghost?
Am I all alone out here?
An antelope!
An interesting thing occurs
An orphan.
An orphan.
Anal retentive weird... oh!
And a dialect I'm not familiar with.
And a side of whatever disco fries are.
And after that, I was...
And am now running on reserve power...
And ammo for this?
And as I prepare to open the long submerged saucer...
And because I need to make you all pay for what you did to me.
And bring the gentlemen's samples down to the lab for me?
And bring up the big TV.
And Brock made special friends with their queen
And Brock... he loves you, Hank, I just know it.
And buyers demand a certain Venture panache from me.
And call her up like someone who's not a total freak?
And claimed a fat inheritance.
And cold.
And confess to penning such libelous slander.
And crammed into one corner...
And do you know what that is?
And does my insurance policy cover archenemies? No.
And don't think for a moment...
And don't think I haven't noticed...
And enjoy the show.
And everybody is like, "Oh, no! Ghost pirates!"
And everybody is like, "Oh, no! Ghost pirates!"
And finally, the Action Man.
And fly jets and do secret agent stuff.
And found them sweet.
And found them sweet.
And hair for grass.
And he needs the help of...
And he scrapped the whole project out of respect for the dead.
And he writes, "Leslie...
And he'll go totally sickhouse on our asses.
And he's mad at you.
And he's pretty cool.
And he's refusing a direct order to drink this.
And he's, like, 100. What's gonna happen?
And her face had more lines on it than a mirror at Studio 54.
And his eyes blinded to all his Polos...
And how!
And how's Brock gonna look all cool...
And I cut the crusts off the way I like.
And I designed him to protect us while Brock's away.
And I do believe we're on the menu!
And I don't hear any big ideas from you on how to get some quick cash. Come on!
And I don't need any "I told you so's" if it works.
And I don't smoke!
And I downloaded a bunch of crib notes into your communicator watch.
And I explain how you got cabin fever and wandered off to die in the snow
And I have a plan.
And I have found that the Monarch is...
And I heard some talking. Then..
And I hope you enjoy your purchase.
And I knew I couldn't go through with my mission...
And I know where he is.
And I picked two beautiful kidneys.
And I think I know where!
And I think it's just about wittle Hanky's bedtime.
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go.
And I vaguely remember him mentioning...
And I want the guilty party to step forward.
And I'd love to pick his brain
And I'll be, like, "Hush, my darling. It's just ionized air molecules expanding."
And I'll bet he just can't wait to snap off a piece of your [bleep] in his [bleep].
And I'll end it the same way right here in front of Brock, H.E.L.P.eR., and God!
And I'll escort you to the testing area.
And I'm gonna need your W 2 by the end of your shift.
And I'm not staying in your crappy Brisby dome.
And I'm not sure I believe this.
And I'm starting to get hungry.
And if you keep up like you been doing...
And it comes down to it, l... well, I want you to be the one to kill me.
And it has Dad's face, and it wants to beat me up.
And it landed us in jail.
And it looks like he's wrestling someone!
And it's "T.S.", now.
And it's a good thing I have my trusty penknife.
And it's not just here!
And just pull the trigger!
And just ran away, none of this would be happening.
And just to prove I hold no grudges...
And let me tell you...
And let them feel the sting of the Monarch!
And make a little much needed cash at the same time.
And may I introduce my counterparts from the original Team Venture?
And may I remind you that I am rubber and you are glue...
And may I state what an honor it is to have the illustrious Dr. Venture...
And may I take this opportunity to welcome you...
And maybe a couple of my special aspirins...
And mine is to perceive and control the delicate arrangement of the cosmos.
And my meta sonic locator.
And no more than five henchmen to go and observe Dr. Venture.
And nothing but the truth, so help you... uh, whoever?
And now I get to return the favor.
And now she gets it.
And now the Marco with arms outstretched...
And now, Mr. Monarch, you'll have your chance
And obfuscating that which their eyes perceive.
And oh, ha! Yeah, here's my favorite.
And once he's put away...
And one free back rub.
And one free back rub.
And pick ol' Doc up?
And pick up a cheaper one?
And plus, you kind of killed Steve and burnt my ship.
And poor Cody's unconscious most of the time...
And punch the clock, because you're about to start...
And raisins are nature's candy!
And remember how you complained when we hit that Red Cross ship?
And revealed my dad's flying metal failure by now.
And Richard, as usual, he was the lucky one.
And roger that.
And run along? This is not a good time.
And said she was nineteen, but she had a Cesarean scar...
And see what kind of voodoo got stuck in my invention?
And she'll be, like, "Oh, hold me."
And she'll run into my room all scared and stuff.
And shield your fragile mind.
And shut up. This isn't a quiz.
And so your father needs for one of you to donate a kidney...
And some applesauce, ginger ale, a couple more blankets...
And stuff.
And tell.
And tell.
And that bit there...
And that knot you tied, what is that, a sheep shank?
And that knot you tied, what is that, a sheep shank?
And that means Triana will be your sister.
And that means you two will have extra retard babies.
And that pun was intentional, honey.
And that was the last time I saw Dr. Girl...
And that will be the end of it...
And that will knock him out even more?
And that's a ghost!
And that's been solved.
And that's never happened before.
And that's what got into me!
And that's when I met my little Sasburger here.
And the "I" suit does the rest.
And the army told me they don't sword fight anymore.
And the clam won't quit it.
And the gentleman will be having the lamb dinner...
And the only person who can put you out is me...
And the rest of his family in his horrid invention.
And the weirdness doesn't stop there.
And then I'll, like...
And then she'll hear, like, thunder or something...
And then we found this. So, we called you.
And then we got arrested for not speeding enough.
And then we'd help ourselves to the booty.
And then what happens?
And then when nothing can be heard but your cries of agony...
And then you'd abandon ship like you were supposed to...
And then, you know.
And then, you know.
And there's a little guy in there made out of pipe cleaners
And there's a whole collage of you and Phantom Limb.
And these are our holding cells.
And these super cool sugar skulls with our names on them.
And they kill clean. Don't let dames get in the way.
And they never took their foot away!
And they're not in the den.
And this Brisby dome is the model.
And this is where it got him.
And through a direct electrochemical link to the occupant's pineal gland...
And throw them here!
And thy body to the ground...
And to repair the torn curtain of time itself!
And to repair the...
And two, you never believed in ghosts. You were a scientist.
And under the flickering light of Burt Reynolds' "Sharky's Machine"...
And Underbheit Birth Crevasse...
And waiting to save me...
And we can... we can just start again
And we don't care, we just want to find Pop and Brock.
And we got some beers and stuff over at the Monarch mobile, so I thought...
And we just might see another sunrise.
And we'll have to pretend he's not all creepy looking.
And what are those?
And what are you wearing?
And what are you wearing?
And what better way than to kidnap his kids?
And what if I told you that your father is not your real father?
And what would be wrong with that if I was?
And what would you prescribe for Alexander Hamilton?
And what's he gonna wash it down with?
And what's more, you arrogant little trouble maker...
And whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!
And when I'm tired of having sex...
And why are you dressed like the clown on my lamp, Pop?
And with you two in my clutches...
And yell "king me" just because he bitched up your face.
And you broke them.
And you crack one open and the little nut is all dark...
And you did not disappoint.
And you have a Jolly Roger on your blouse...
And you have a picture of a shrink ray gun on the shrink ray gun.
And you killed our robot.
And you know, tie it down.
And you somehow manage to step in the one spot of yellow snow.
And you?
And you're being held hostage by the Orange County Liberation Front
And you've changed out of your jam jams into...
And your change.
And, son, they have no crusts.
And, uh...
And, well, what with all the drinking...
And, yes, I know what time it is.
And, you know, he's been arching Dr. Venture...
And, you know, on a Friday.
And, you know, the whole pirate thing is behind me now...
And, you know... yard sale.
Anna.
Another baffling mystery successfully solved by the best family in the universe.
Answer me!
Anybody else?
Anyone else like to test my Leslie bots?
Anything at all that might be helpful?
Anything, old friend.
Anything?
Anyway, it wasn't Brisby who took the boys.
Anyway, they cut my scholarship, so I'm out of here.
Anyway..
Apparently to screw your father out of yet another commission...
Apparently, this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super science.
Are cursed, when to not take away...
Are practically caked with the lingering curses of the Monarch's name.
Are those giant shorts or tiny pants?
Are you being keelhauled? Have they removed your fingernails?
Are you comfortable?
Are you deaf, or are you just a faggot?
Are you going past the fridge?
Are you going to get the phone or not?
Are you going to get the phone or not?
Are you gonna get the phone or what?
Are you gonna get the phone or what?
Are you mad?
Are you really gonna kill Dad?
Are you serious?
Are you sure this'll work?
Are you sure? There's an awful lot of them.
Aren't my robots beautiful?
Aren't those your jobs anyway?
Around the compound?
As for untwisting them, I don't know which way they spun.
As God as my witness, I will not let my people down...
As I was saying, I simply cannot write you these prescriptions.
As long as blood flows through this heart...
As my loyal family and bodyguard lower me toward the indifferent ocean...
As per our arrangement.
As soon as you experience pain, like Hank and Dean here did
As soon as you experience pain, like Hank and Dean here did.
As the happiest of my life...
As usual, your detective skills are impeccable, Samson.
Ashes...
Asiago.
At last we meet.
At least I don't have his eyebrows.
At least my sons finally proved themselves useful for something.
At the first Brisby theme park.
At the Orange County Community College...
At thirty eight, we are executed.
Attention, Dr. Thaddeus Venture.
Attention, Dr. Thaddeus Venture.
Attention, Dr. Thaddeus Venture. This is the Mo...
Attention, unidentified aircraft.
Attention! There has been a hull breach!
Aw, can't I come with?
Aw, come on, Pop. We're not babies.
Aw, come on. Who did this?
Aw, cool. I get that!
Aw, crap!
Aw, crud. Like what, brown noser?
Aw, for corn's sake, Jeanie, I got to do this.
Aw, he's always too busy for me and Dean.
Aw, I wanted a piece of him
Aw, now they're shooting off fireworks over Smile Island. Unbelievable!
Aw, sick!
Aw, super new Bizzy Bee Club hats!
Aw, sweet.
Aw, what are you? Some sort of an imbecile?
Aw, what are you? Some sort of an imbecile?
Aw, wicked!
Away!
Aye, aye, sir!
Back on your big gay bike and go home?
Back somersault. Pry off the alligator's jaw.
Back to back, neighbor!
Back to my car. I know where they're going.
Bad man make Cody cry hurt.
Bad man make Cody cry hurt.
Bad Richard. No hurt boy.
Bad robot. Bad H.E.L.P.eR!
Baron Underbheit is right there!
Baron Underbheit!
Baron Underbheit.
Be a man. Drink it.
Be cross with them!
Be right back.
Beat it, junior
Beautiful new wife of yours screwing every guy you hate...
Because Gargantua 1 is perfect! The problem has to be your fault.
Because he's a genius super scientist.
Because I haven't programmed it into his friendly file yet.
Because I took one look in those big, blue eyes...
Because I'm no sissy. No, sir.
Because if he did, why am I busting my ass on this term paper?
Because of the restraining order...
Because of this...
Because one time my family was held captive by pirates...
Because she needs her space!
Because that is the only conceivable reason...
Because the Monarch doesn't swing that...
Because we're on the fast road to now town!
Because you don't need a $100,000 spectral analytical ectoplasmic locator...
Because you have to!
Because you have to!
Because you left her a widow, now is your chance to leave.
Because you snapped at me.
Because, Hank, we're not just any poor suckers...
Because... because... I should get the money...
Bee?
Before I met him, I was Lady Au Pair.
Beg pardon?
Beginning my descent into... oh, I should record this.
Begins to cry his own name.
Begs his master to increase the volume, a bidding his master gladly complies with.
Behold!
Being cooped up in a windowless building at the North Pole for an entire month...
Believe you me, I understand how it is.
Benzine chewables have doubled production in the child slave mines.
Besides...
Better check it out.
Better come with me while I search the area.
Better lose the bright red tracksuit, too.
Big birthday bash, what else?
Billy is more of a neurogeneticist
Billy, 'fess up to the boy.
Billy, check out that honey pot over there.
Billy, if you push the start button..
Billy, White, she's a succubus.
Billy, you gotta do it.
Billy's right. We can create an antidote if we work together.
Bingo! The joy can!
Bionic, huh?
Birch beer.
Bizzy Bee
Blah, blah, blah.
Blame Rusty
Blast
Blast.
Bloody hurt.
Booty!
Boring me to tears. Ha!
Boss just wants us to observe Dr. Venture
Boss, there's a monster down here!
Boy, the world better watch out for us...
Boys
Boys are finally asleep.
Boys, don't touch that clue.
Boys, for the last time, stop!
Boys, halt!
Boys, is there anything you forgot to tell us about the kidnapping?
Boys, this is your father. You come here this instant!
Boys, wake up. We're being invad
Boys, we've got an agent M.I.A.
Boys? Hello? Hank, are you there? Dave? Dean?
Boys' night out. Don't wait up for us.
Brace yourself.
Bravo unit, this is team leader,
Breaker, breaker, one nine.
Bring the Monarch mobile around.
Bringing them here? Who told you to do that?
Brisby's cartoon cancer has already spread to Florida...
Brisbyland was but a prelude, the next step...
Brisbyland!
Brisbyland!
Brock [Bleep] ing Samson.
Brock is just toying with him!
Brock is totally wailing on you guys.
Brock is trying to drive!
Brock looks like hell.
Brock said I'm the man of the house while he's gone.
Brock Samson got ahold of him, and he...
Brock Samson.
Brock Samson.
Brock Samson.
Brock Samson.
Brock, be a lamb, and take the boys somewhere.
Brock, be ready with your tranq gun on my signal.
Brock, can't you wait just one more d
Brock, come in, Brock.
Brock, come in, Brock.
Brock, come to the bridge immediately!
Brock, could we speed this up?
Brock, I don't smoke.
Brock, I think I figured out why the plane crashed.
Brock, I'm all out of condom.
Brock, I'm begging you here.
Brock, I've thought a lot about it, and if we can't get the antidote in time...
Brock, kick his butt!
Brock, seriously, this is an emergency.
Brock, seriously.
Brock, watch the boys while I'm gone, will you?
Brock, when did you get back?
Brock, will you stop worrying for once and...
Brock, you have to learn how to relax.
Brock!
Brock! Come in, Brock!
Brock! Come in, Brock!
Brock! Hank!
Brock! Pirates on the X 2!
Brock! Wait!
Brock! You're alive!
Brock? Thank God!
Brock. Come in, Brock.
Brock's gone, and I just heard Dad say something about danger stuff.
Brock's gotta teach me that one.
Brownish chunks of pirate booty!
Bunch of out of work astronauts and C list actors
Burn his sheets!
Burning the midnight oil, I see.
But a small glimpse into the genius that is my 37 point on going plan...
But are you going to tell us...
But around here you're just the kid with the weirdest smelling lunch.
But as for your precious Monarch, forget him
But at the first sign of trouble...
But be careful.
But before we depart, there is one thing I must do.
But check it out, he's like a prince or something.
But dig... his name's Brock Samson.
But face it, your grandfather really did a number on your old man.
But face it, your grandfather really did a number on your old man.
But go on. I'm sorry. You were saying.
But going into restricted areas... that I can't abide on a project like this.
But he could be trapped for an eternity all because you had to...
But he had a Dracula trophy around his neck and everything.
But he is going to get a hot little earful when...
But he was a big, blond pussycat.
But he's the guy from Depeche Mode. It's impossible.
But hey, that's what a panic room is for, right?
But honest injun, he's OK.
But I assure you, sir, the "doctor" title was bestowed on me...
But I couldn't find them.
But I don't feel anything missing, so I'm not too worried.
But I don't think they're nicknames.
But I don't want to be a bomb!
But I find it a charming yang to merlot's impish ying.
But I have tripolar disorder.
But I knew you went crawling back to him!
But I like him
But I phoned Mother about us.
But I wouldn't be so quick to judge.
But I'm still your father.
But I'm with the Monarch now.
But if there's one thing cartoons have taught me...
But if you call our father, he should be able to clear all this up.
But if you'd like to leave a message, you can do so after the beep.
But it was a good thing we did, Pop.
But it's been so hard for me.
But just hear him out.
But King Gorilla over there is.
But let's just say you're gonna have to do awfully well on the physical portion.
But my brain is as alert and alive as the day I scribbled my first...
But no.
But no. You had to go nuts and kill a guy.
But not because you say so.
But now I can't read my Giant Boy Detective book.
But now's the perfect time to start practicing.
But once he knows...
But please get to the point.
But really it's a huge pain in the ass.
But sadly, the repercussions of "The Flight of the Monarch"...
But see? That's what I'm talking about!
But she was a big girl.
But some of the pressure has been released.
But that is just gross
But that might have been someone's spirit, Pop.
But that still doesn't justify what he did.
But that was almost thirty years ago.
But the army saved me.
But the boy is just going too far.
But then Bowie always was a trendsetter.
But then there is my rather steep fee.
But then there is my rather steep fee.
But there's a matter that needs your urgent attention.
But they did give us the key to their enchanted underground city.
But this is a lab, right?
But this is a trial by jury, and it's up to your peers..
But this is no time to go through the old photo album.
But this is no time to go through the old photo album.
But this is not a book
But this one here will go down like all the others.
But this sounds like a cover up.
But this, on the other hand, will incinerate you where you stand.
But those boys downstairs are alive, and you're right.
But through perseverance and no small amount of ingenuity...
But we stabilized it by removing the feet of the alpha males...
But we're supposed to bring back his mandible as a souvenir for our lord.
But what if Dean dies before then?
But who wouldn't be between my work and raising two boys?
But who's fault is this?
But you did, right?
But you had to kill him anyway.
But you two just sassed yourselves back on the X 1...
But you, my dear, you were perfect, a regular Mata Hari.
But you're not a wartime consigliore.
But you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup!
But your very soul!
But, Pop, you're bleeding.
But, yeah, that's so true.
But, you know, I'm in mother [bleep] prison here.
But... which one of us, Pop?
By a higher power than a mere college professor.
By everyone
By the crimson shame of Lord Barisinta, I command you...
By the most enchanting monarch butterflies.
By those who were closest to him in life.
Bye bye.
Bye, Brock. Have fun on your sabotage.
Bye!
C C C breach at Tip Top Torpedoes and the Dollar Grab Bag Pavilion.
Can I go now?
Can I help you gentlemen?
Can I put it on?
Can I try?
Can they even do that?
Can we drop this, please?
Can we have a ride home?
Can you break this?
Can you get me a Fresca?
Can you get me a Fresca?
Can you hear me? Major Tom!
Can you imagine?
Can you read me? Over.
Can't afford that.
Can't hit what you can't catch
Can't tell. Touch his neck.
Can't we just use the puppet again?
Can't you hear the wind calling, little miss, little miss can't be wrong?
Can't you see where this is maybe different?
Can't.
Can't.
Cancel mission abort command.
Care for a little pick me up before round two?
Careful, lad.
Carnal needs, but to be fair, I must warn you...
Carol.
Catclops, what have you to report?
Chad here used to be a professional skater.
Charlene?
Chasing you...
Check it out for yourself.
Check it out for yourself.
Check it!
Check out the fifth leg on that beast.
Check, please.
Check.
Chloral hydrate.
Chupacabra. They're all over Mexico.
Ciao.
Civilian casualties will not be tolerated.
Clearly the Goliath Serum just doesn't work on humans.
Cloning?
Clues, anything out of the ordinary...
Cody can't touch oxygen without bursting into flames...
Cody?
Colonel Horace Gentleman, R.A.F., M.I. 5, et cetera...
Come here.
Come in, Br...
Come in, Dr. Venture. Come
Come in, sweetie!
Come now, Mr. Venture...
Come on, Brock!
Come on, Brock. Two young studs like us...
Come on, Dad!
Come on, fella, you're blocking the screen!
Come on, get to the end part.
Come on, H.E.L.P.eR. I apologized.
Come on, I did it! You have to pay up.
Come on, I'm sure the walls of the Venture compound...
Come on, just do it.
Come on, just do it.
Come on, just loan me, like, fifty grand.
Come on, Mike, you're not high.
Come on, Mike, you're not high.
Come on, Speedy.
Come on, there, fella, you could have a real problem.
Come on, think about it.
Come on, this place is a who's who of villainy...
Come on, Venture, think, think, damn it!
Come on, would you stop with that? Really.
Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males.
Come on.
Come on. Get going.
Come on. Give us a peek.
Come on. It's an emergency, and I can't get to the fridge.
Come on. It's an emergency, and I can't get to the fridge.
Come on. Just give me the key, Dean.
Come on. Take your best shot!

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