☊ South Park - Season 19 Soundboard

A bowl of City Beef costs 10 bucks now, for Christ's sake.

A bunch of Canadians cross the border illegally.

A chef person of color

A couple of them we think, yeah

A lot of changes will happen in the coming months.

A lot of rumors flying around.

A marginalized community from systems of oppression.

A more progressive place that fits in with today's times.

A new and better Eric Cartman.

A new urban development

A perfect storm of hypocrisy that everyone in the country

A place to mingle with people of all economic classes.

A plaza in the middle will be a place where young couples

A pussy crusher?

A rost relic from another time, you know?

A run down area south of the capitol in Cheyenne, Wyoming,

A shocking report shows

A shooting star.

A teacher who said women without wombs should get an AIDS test.

A transgender Filipino comes

A vibrant arts district, then do it to Randy's house.

A war, Jim.

A way to pay for television so there would be no ads.

A white man who thinks he's Chinese,

A woman wearing a mustache...

Aah! Aaaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Butters!

Aah! Nobody move! What's happening?!

Aah! What the fuck dude?! What the fuck.

Aargh! Aah! Unh!

About how he had brainwashed Butters and Stan into thinking

About the relationship between law enforcement

About the rights of people with disabilities.

About the way Tweek and Craig make love?

Actual ninjas want to talk to us.

Actually, my big fundraising gala

Ad got me, Sharon.

Ad. Ad. News. News. Ad. Ad. Slide show. Ad.

Ads are among us.

Ads are perfect.

Ads promise us things.

After a night out eating and shopping in SodoSopa,

After being taken down by Yelp reviewers.

After many years, mankind invented cable,

After you decide to give a big speech about Caitlyn Jenner

Again?

Against underprivileged.

Ah, darn thing. Sorry.

Ah, don't. Dude... Dude, don't.

Ah, going for the big one, huh?

Ah, I should've done the Hot Cosby.

Ah, well, you see, it's a combination

Ah, yes. The steak, please.

Ahem! Ahe hem!

Ahh.

AII right, guys

Alanis Morissette is like 80 years old or something!

All ads lie, and all ads deceive.

All around the world, people read news stories

All Canadians face east and play Chuck Mangione,

All I had to do was work for the ads,

All I know is I'm done shooting people.

All I know is that I don't speak up for minorities

All I know is that you've changed.

All it took was some P.C.,

All my followers are actually way more stoked on me!

All officers needed at once.

All over our gentrified food and arts district.

All right, all right. I'll put it on. Fuck.

All right, bro?

All right, buddy, let's go.

All right, cool, we got guns. So now what?

All right, Craig. All right.

All right, everyone enjoying themselves?

All right, everyone, listen up.

All right, everyone, thanks for coming

All right, everyone. Listen up.

All right, fine. In the yellow shirt.

All right, follow me!

All right, good.

All right, guy!

All right, guys, welcome to Vernacular.

All right, guys. Welcome to Steed.

All right, I'll tell you everything.

All right, it was kind of my idea.

All right, Jim, I know you've been trying

All right, Jim, thank you.

All right, Kyle, what's this about?

All right, let's do this.

All right, listen up. My name is P.C. Principal.

All right, look, there's homeless people

All right, look... Unless I can approve your paper,

All right, Mrs. Farnickle, enjoy.

All right, my friends, I have to say goodbye now

All right, now everyone.

All right, parents and students, please take your seats.

All right, pledges, listen up.

All right, pledges. We're excited you want to try and be P.C.

All right, Randy, you should probably lay off

All right, smart ass, that's just about enough...

All right, take these kids and hide them in the...

All right, thanks! Have a great day.

All right, the Syrian refugees are trying to protect their children.

All right, then! No comic books! Just straight to sleep!

All right, uh, I I guess we haven't formally met before.

All right, we got a Yelper. Give it that special attention.

All right, we got all the restaurants

All right, we're good. Nobody suspects a thing.

All right, why don't you take me back to what happened.

All right, you have a nice day.

All right, you. Come on.

All right, you've got your army.

All right! All right!

All right! Bring him in, bro!

All right.

All right. How about the lanky one there?

All right. Send in the pregnant Mexican women.

All right. That's good. Everyone get inside.

All right. Your total is $126.39

All the action was just a few steps away.

All the other child labor go home.

All the pledges, take a shot!

All these fancy new restaurants and shops

All these hack wannabe food critics have made my profession a joke.

All these people trying to be like me,

All those in favor

All you have to do is check out all the comments,

All you Yelp reviewers get the hell out of here!

All you Yelping sons of bitches get the out of here!

ALL: Fuck 'em all to death!

ALL: Hai!

ALL: P.C.! Whoo!

Along with some boogers and cum.

Always doing whatever I want and claiming it to be for integrity.

Am sick and tired of all the hate speech

Am sick and tired of hate speech

Am so! But I don't care.

America had pretty secure borders for years.

An ad?

An African American flips a turtle over on its back.

An elementary school newspaper is making big waves

An infinitive acts like a noun, as in "I want to go out to eat,"

And $1 for hungry kids around the world.

And a little dick hanging off the "C"

And a new person has been appointed to try and make South Park Elementary

And a nutty finish.

And after consenting to putting her mouth on my penis,

And after I finally fell asleep,

And all I'm asking you to do is go through their social media

And already we don't need cops.

And also filter through all the comments and make it more of a safe space for him.

And applaud Caitlyn Jenner at the ESPY awards,

And are any of these homeless people of a minority persuasion?

And are the bullets made from reclaimed metals?

And as long as we stay united in honor,

And as soon as they realize I have no information,

And atrocities that happened in China

And balconies with views of historic Kenny's house.

And barely even acknowledging who I was

And being part of a voice to stop the "R" word

And between me and this one over here,

And build more lofts and villas.

And built a wall to keep out Mongolians.

And city food that South Park is known for?

And crush my pussy at this time."

And delete the two or three comments that are mean.

And did I mention I am a food critic for Yelp?

And distorting them.

And distract his subconscious mind with this.

And do they have booze at these meetings?

And do you believe this town is deserving of a Whole Foods?

And do you think I'm cute, too?

And don't know how to check their privilege.

And equates intellectual disability with being...

And even adds habañero powder to the crust.

And everyone hates the shitty part of town.

And everyone wants to live here.

And everywhere, people rejoiced.

And fight for social justice

And for all your service to this community,

And for those very privileged few,

And gentrify it for the local people to enjoy?

And get the lomilomi chicken ready for the big Ho'olaule'a,

And have a little shame brought down on him!

And have every single person say, "Hooray for you!"

And he almost got away with it.

And he gets away with it, just like his hero.

And he had issues with you, Kyle.

And he hates immigrants, and he's basically an idiot.

And he picked it up, and I saw the headline said this!

And he thought "r retarded" to be the best word to describe it.

And he was convinced

And he's sitting right here.

And help spread body shaming awareness!

And how are you today, sir?

And how we gonna do it, child labor force?

And I already feel better to be at a school where we can start to have a dialogue

And I am going to keep this going all the way to Washington.

And I am Token.

And I checked your friend's privilege.

And I could not believe the shit you are getting away with.

And I don't get lost in all the bullshit.

And I don't suddenly like him now.

And I found this.

And I got everything I wanted...

And I had my shirt off, and I said,

And I I don't want to let anyone down.

And I just want to know what's happening in the Middle East,

And I know a thing or two

And I looked at the picture, and I looked pretty ripped,

And I said, "Ninjas are gay?" But it was a question.

And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh?

And I thought people would be stoked on me,

And I thought people would be stoked on me.

And I try to click out of it, but the ad is following me.

And I typed in, "Don't I look ripped?"

And I want you to know we've never been so proud of you.

And I was able to tell him some things he did not know.

And I was in my underwear, and these kids walked by.

And I will be reviewing your paper to make sure

And I'd kind of like to take you upstairs

And I'll just take you back?

And I'm also not afraid to stand up to P.C. Principal.

And I'm going to use my power

And I'm gonna do something about it!

And I'm gonna make sure I'm on the right side of it.

And I'm gonna use my power to finally get what this town really needs.

And I'm just gonna make sure I'm on the right side of it.

And I'm looking at the worst

And I'm not gonna allow that shit in my school!

And I've got a thing for high class prostitutes.

And I've got news for you.

And if anyone comes over the wall,

And if it can happen to Tweek and Craig,

And if p people shame you on the Internet,

And if the people don't know about it, they could, too.

And if we break up, no more pictures.

And if you guys could stop Hitler, what would you do?

And if you want to call her anything else, I'm ready to throw down.

And in a world where ads control the news,

And in fact, our alphabet and yours are fairly similar.

And instead of clicking on links, we're reading stories.

And is a great place for you to squeeze out all the city food you've enjoyed.

And it isn't just in the U.S.

And it will all be small businesses, like artisan cheese shops or noodle houses.

And it... and it... Spot!

And it's like we can do whatever we want,

And it's lots of fun.

And it's time for us to grow up.

And it's time we all faced it.

And it's... it's part of a derogatory hate speech

And its news reports aren't paid for by ad companies.

And Japan, of course,

And keep all intruders out.

And Kyle said that ninjas were gay.

And Lena Dunham just put a picture of her asshole

And make everything terrible is the new principal.

And make fun of P.C. people like that,

And make it snappy. I am a food critic for Yelp.

And may God bless the United States of America.

And microaggressions against our species.

And most of the classrooms are this way down the...

And my dad says Asians have always done this,

And my hands are freezing.

And my poop was all solid... Like, no water at all.

And my treatment near that of a gladiator most decorated.

And next up will be the...

And not include in your daily report to Eric.

And not trying to say anything against...

And nothing for hungry kids, that's $37.83.

And now a chance to own a piece

And now a woman who knows about shaming firsthand,

And now I'm gonna pee in your mouth.

And now it's a place to live.

And now the ads have taken the next step in their evolution.

And now they're manipulating everything we do?

And now they're missing. M'kay?

And now...

And only give him the good comments?

And other people deserve to be as happy as he is.

And others like me to try and change this planet.

And outrageous stereotypes to provoke someone to open their eyes.

And people are pretty stoked on me.

And people are scared of us.

And politically correct as possible.

And remember... If the safety's on, you're good as gone.

And reminding them to put them aside

And restaurants are supplied with?

And said I was fat.

And say, "Not today, buddy."

And saying you're the enemy, Dad.

And sees the helpless turtle baking in the sun

And she turns out to just be an ad.

And show them the way it's supposed to be done.

And so any comments that seem inappropriate

And so here is your hero, Caitlyn Jenner.

And so I asked one of the kids if he would take a picture of m me, and he did.

And so I have been asked to stay on as your principal.

And so mankind invented TiVo, a way to skip past commercials.

And so much more.

And so now millions of Goddamn immigrants

And so then I put another picture on the Internet,

And so then my dad talked to me about it.

And so we said to hell with it!

And so, then...

And so, together, we have created "Shameless America."

And some are already closing their doors.

And some chocolate covered almonds...

And some people c called me names and said I wasn't ripped,

And some taco launchers.

And someone ends up getting shot

And start a pride all of our own

And start a pride all of our own.

And started playing music.

And talk about this stuff.

And tell everyone you're proud of how you look. Like this.

And tell the little hamster he's not going to college.

And tell the prime minister of China that he can suck my balls!

And tell them we didn't mean it, okay?

And tell them what you've learned.

And thank you so much for being so generous.

And that by following our strict warrior code,

And that feeling you get when you rhetorically defend

And that new principal in there is the football commissioner

And that the only person who won was you.

And that was all me!

And that's 'em all to death!

And that's not the arrow for the next slide,

And that's really it, Jimmy.

And that's two days detention for you, Mackey. Congratulations.

And that's two days detention for you, young man.

And that's two weeks detention for you. Congratulations.

And that's why I've brought in

And the citizens they are supposed to protect.

And the last thing that needs to go.

And the nasty mean stuff all gets edited out.

And the whole thing was set in motion.

And the Yelp reviewers are preparing for all out war.

And the Yelp reviewers are...

And their love sort of brought the groups together?

And them until their spirits leave their bodies.

And then a guy from one side got with a girl from the other side,

And then a newspaper lands on his doorstep,

And then after we've every last one of them to death,

And then I peed in his mouth just for fun.

And then I put a picture of myself up on the Internet,

And then I'm gonna go home and fuck my hot wife,

And then of course, there's City Wok,

And then the Goths suddenly decided they were being oppressed, you see?

And then there's a war coming.

And then this shit comes out of people's mouths!

And then we to death all...

And then what? Uprisings, rebellion.

And there's assholes like you helping them out!

And there's nowhere to shop but stupid Whole Foods.

And they called me Steven SeBoomBoom,

And they don't even write about poop consistency the next day.

And they dress up and play ninja in it,

And they just keep coming,

And they said I was fat, and I didn't have muscles.

And they said I wasn't buff.

And they, like, do make people gay.

And they're putting syrup on their mac and cheese.

And this is Vin Diesel.

And this little piggy just bought $53 in beer and frozen pizzas!

And this.

And to find out what they're planning.

And together, child labor force,

And totally crush your pussy.

And totally smash some puss, bro.

And tried to kill Leslie, but she got away.

And unless you're chicken, I'll see you south of town.

And very important in P.C. culture.

And Vin Diesel.

And wait for people to say anything improper

And we already have our first gay kids.

And we are going to learn Canadian.

And we are very impressed.

And we don't feel like sharing it.

And we fight and stuff.

And we have to be impressive.

And we have to get to that gun show fast!

And we said Kenny and Token were playing ninja,

And we took the challenge to go from the town's food critics

And we want to assure the lower income families

And we would like to help you however we can.

And we'll all be shopping at Safeway again.

And we'll keep on trying to make it better!

And we're gonna be giving him two weeks detention.

And we're not supposed to believe anything he tells us.

And we've decided it's probably best for him to get off of social media.

And what color is the little ball the kittens are playing with?

And what happens when an invulnerable cheater

And what is the new principal trying to do, Leslie?

And what we see

And when I do,

And when I got to her house,

And when I tried to cancel that,

And when we said someone should probably help Eric

And when you say, them all to death,

And when you say," them all to death,"

And where does the butchery take place?

And who does that remind you of, Kyle?

And who the children drove to kill himself.

And who will be straight.

And why not, huh?!

And will continue to do so until people resign.

And with guns being so popular,

And with this many people all following one captain,

And would you like to give a dollar to help hungry children

And would you like to give a dollar to help put a hamster through college?

And yet willing to do what the people of this...

And yet, there was more.

And yet, we must ask why they thought this to be necessary.

And you can see it's pretty cool.

And you can't bully our kids like that.

And you keep your Goddamn mouth shut, smart ass!

And you! Whoo, whoo!

And you're going to apologize publicly

And you're his lackey.

And your sunglasses.

And, Kyle, we want to make your dreams come true.

And, Mr. Garrison, you believe the immigration problem is easy to solve.

And, um, so it's the way it's always been.

And, um, this is, like, our fortress,

And, um, we would like to

ANNOUNCER: We now return live to the 2015 presidential debates.

Announcing The Lofts at SodoSopa.

Announcing The Residences at The Lofts at SodoSopa.

Announcing The Villas At Kenny's House,

Another local business is closing its doors tonight

Another one?

Another taco plate and the taquitos.

Another window came up, and it was this

Another young person with disabilities

Any minute now, we gonna have customers up our ass!

Anybody?

Anyone want to tell me what Pluto is classified as?

Anything negative about illegal immigrants.

Anyways, whatever these beings are,

Apparently, there were no affirmative consent issues,

Are a way to a greater path... The p p path of the warrior.

Are actually gay at all.

Are all so contradictory,

Are always gonna find ways to cross into richer countries...

Are at the expense of actual people.

Are being treated to an all expenses paid vacation

Are coming over the border, and nobody seems to care!

Are front and center?

Are just coincidence?

Are marginalized in today's society,

Are over here illegally?

Are racist, trigger happy assholes.

Are right out of college, all right?

Are swearing loyalty to a murderous regime.

Are the Mexicans actually staying?

Are you gonna clean the tables here, too?

Are you joking?

Are you purposely trying to use words that assert your male privilege?!

Are you serious right now?

Are you special, too?

Are you sure this is a good idea?

Are your children being lured into terrorist organizations?

Aren't allowed to exist.

Aren't you going to, uh, you know,

As a "Canuck"?

As a Canuck?

As a food critic, and they all ganged up on me

As a means to start gentrification in our town.

As demonstrated in Heather Nishimura's

As if whatever these things are

As it reached a new millennium, friend...

As more and more people say no to news on the Internet.

As several political leaders try and strategize

As the editor of the paper, I didn't think it was right

As they take us on a whirlwind journey through their diverse history.

As we see here in "Lily, Frog, Tweek, and Craig."

As you know, we have several new students

As you've probably noticed, our government has decided

As your son knows the right way

At all city restaurants.

At getting all your schoolwork done on time,

At some point you wanted to touch Craig's penis,

At that shotgun/rifle mix.

Back before anybody else ever did.

Back to you, Tom.

Back when Leslie betrayed you and nearly beat you to death?

Bad with tools.

Barbrady, shoot them in their heads!

Barbrady, you go around back.

Barbrady! Barbrady!

Beat up homeless to clear them out?

Beautiful day, isn't it?

Because body shaming is [bleep] serious,

Because charity shaming hurts everyone.

Because everyone should have a safe space wherever they go...

Because he doesn't want to get kicked out of the group.

Because I'm off to Washington with my running mate.

Because if anyone has a reason for us

Because if we let this kind of...

Because if we're gay, then we can break up

Because it starts a dialogue.

Because Leslie's with me. I'm keeping her safe.

Because never have there been more tolerant, more moving words

Because of the behavior

Because P.C. Principal is right, Kyle.

Because shaming hurts everyone.

Because some people felt bad for them.

Because the correct term is "undocumented immigrants,"

Because the correct term is undocumented immigrants,

Because the truth is everyone can save by switching to GEICO.

Because they like fictionalizing two guys in a relationship.

Because they wouldn't kiss your asses!

Because this country was built on dreamers.

Because we don't believe in ourselves!

Because you aren't a food critic, and you aren't important!

Because you don't grasp the severity of this.

Because you just bust your ass and then barely get by,

Because you want to bring down the cultural fabric of America

Because you wouldn't talk to me, Dad!

Because you're uncomfortable around disabled people?

Because, apparently, he doesn't care that his jokes

Before it's too late!

Before it's too late.

Before the same thing happens to us,

Begin.

Being on our best behavior.

Believe me, I know how you feel.

Between the news and an ad.

Black rage.

Bob, I I used to chase away the sixth graders for you.

Body shaming isn't cool,

Boutique restaurants, and artisan shops.

BOY: Owww! Owwwww!

Boys innocently playing ninja, and you pull your gun on them?

Boyzu love u.

Bro, I had no idea there were like minded individuals

Bro, that little kid wrote that our tolerant views

Bro, we're the victims now.

Bro, what the hell is going on, bro?!

Bro!

Bro! Oh, dude! Bro!

Bro! What the fuck, bro?!

Bro?

Broflovski! Was it you?

Broke the rules before but I didn't bust you enough.

Buckle up, buckaroo

Buckle up, buckaroo!

Buckle up, buckaroo.

Burning the midnight oil, huh, Nathan?

Busboy! Busboy! Por favor!

But add brick walkways and some quaint, white lights.

But after talking with that guy,

But at least we showed him that sometimes joking about un P.C. things

But Clyde thought I was Kyle,

But damn it, I understand there's a bunch of Canadians here,

But does anyone even thank you for it?

But does that mean it's okay for cashiers

But don't worry. That's all about to change.

But don't you feel like you could be happier?

But everyone knew what was an ad and what wasn't.

But how else can I be the elite food critic they want?

But I believe there are several things...

But I can barely even walk.

But I didn't want any of this!

But I do know that if you try and resist it,

But I feel like I'm always trying

But I know who I am.

But I said it as a question, remember?

But I should have been a better person!

But I think I'm gonna have to shut down.

But I'll find a way.

But I'm not gay!

But I'm reading about face cream.

But I'm so attracted to you.

But if it turns out they aren't, as a policeman,

But if love is love,

But if Pluto isn't a planet, who can tell me what it is?

But if there's one asset that the Chinese man has,

But instead I'm looking at

But instead of kindness, we're going to use guns.

But it doesn't change the fact

But it doesn't stop there.

But it isn't all Asians.

But it turned out to be an ad for Reddi wip,

But it wasn't a "close" button, it was another slide show.

But it's happening a lot more now,

But it's like people don't need me.

But it's not a news story, it's a slide show,

But make it quick, and don't let anyone see you.

But make no mistake...

But no matter how hard they hit us,

But not be able to beat up any minorities?

But not everyone can have nice bodies like them.

But not everything is black and white.

But now everyone relies on my Yelp reviews,

But now I realize you guys don't even want to be here.

But now I'm going to tell you

But now it's all "ngh," you know?

But now SodoSopa is going to bring in the fresh, new vibrancy

But now we know they were just using his P.C. abilities

But only if you help get Tweek and Craig back together.

But P.C. Principal, I really don't have time.

But really just wanting to use the women's bathroom.

But Shameless America is going to continue to take steps

But somehow, the ads still found a way.

But that doesn't mean I have an unconscious bias

But that doesn't mean I'll stand by

But that's 'cause Kyle knows I heard him.

But that's not all.

But that's not true!

But the ads adapted. They became s smarter.

But the heat is restrained.

But the point is,

But the street parking wasn't that great.

But the thing is, Eric isn't even fighting it.

But the truth is she's just an ad.

But the truth is, you're getting a ride back all the way with your hero.

But then it was a link to another ad,

But then the arrow wasn't the arrow for the next slide,

But then the next thing I know,

But these people think I should have them.

But they have to stay very hidden.

But they have to!

But they need to be made to understand the reality.

But they said I looked like a fat turd,

But this isn't Mexico.

But this isn't you, Cartman!

But this... This is just news.

But to know you've got so much going on inside...

But to truly be ninjas, we must face hard facts.

But tonight is about learning and healing.

But unless you get this little bitch to talk,

But wait. There's still more.

But we all know who the real food analyst of the town is.

But we aren't. I'm not.

But we can't give up on it.

But we don't want to get fired.

But we just let the joke go on for too long.

But we'd like to show you the plans

But what about Jimmy?

But what are you gonna do?

But what do you befievein?

But what if you could actually live

But Whistlin' Willy failed to recognize the influence

But why would a person with a disability not see

But why?

But yaoi can branch out to other things, as well...

But you can't just make blanket statements about letting anyone do whatever they want.

But you don't get to decide.

But you said you needed me to kill some kids!

But you still have to follow some guidelines, all right?

But you've got spikes, man.

But your friend is standing in your way?

But, mommy, they have ice cream.

But, Mr. President...

But, yes, I think they deserve it.

But... but why did this have to happen to my son?

But... so, then why did you leave?

Butter, butter dirty line cutter.

Butters, all this isn't worth it.

Butters, I want this fixed by tonight. You got that?

Butters, I'm going to need 200 pregnant Mexican women

Butters, I'm going to need your underwear.

Butters, it's your job to make sure Eric has a safe space.

Butters, listen to my voice.

Butters, we don't have time for that.

Butters, what are you doing?!

BUTTERS: The man! The man, the man, the man, the man!

BUTTERS: Well, it's just cool 'cause we're tough,

Butters! What are you doing!?

Butters. Get to the bathroom. Now.

By all means, please, keep your dick out.

By asking them what their handicap is

By filtering out any negative comments,

By this time tomorrow,

Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.

Caitlyn Jenner is the bravest woman in America.

Caitlyn.

Called South Park, Colorado,

Called the Goths were welcomed into Roman territories

Called the **** of Don King.

Can actually be important

Can I get you some alcohol?

Can I give you some money?

Can I speak with P.C. Principal, please?

Can I tell the commander why?

Can play with their toddlers.

Can they do that?

Can you excuse me for a moment?

Can you get all the city hotspots

Can you imagine who he left behind?

Can you just press the $1 box?

Can you pass the garlic bread, Randy?

Can you really blame them?

Can you see me, computer?

Can you understand that at all?

Can't you speak a little louder?!

Can't you understand that in my time we just didn't accept this?

Canada has everything.

Canada says we can't go into their country,

Capiche?

Care about each other!

Careful now, Bill. You don't want a one star review.

Cartman got four days detention

CARTMAN: "Can't we just try? TeeHee."

CARTMAN: Butters!

CARTMAN: Dude, Tweek and Craig.

CARTMAN: Totally, dude. Ninjas are sweet.

Cartman?

Celebrities are coming.

Celebrity plastic surgery jobs ever.

Channel Street in mid Chicago

Charlotte!

Check his ass.

City Wok owner: And we are going to take business back

City Wok owner: There's a new and exciting place

City Wok! Take your order, please!

Cla ass i

Cla ass i, thank you!

Classi?

Click on that. What is that?

Clyde's mom would have already deposited her dick in it,

CNN is confirming that Canada has built a wall to keep us out.

Come on in, Kyle. Have a seat right there.

Come on inside.

Come on up here, Kyle.

Come on, boys. Let's get back to class.

Come on, fat ass.

Come on, guys.

Come on, Liza. I'll introduce you to the girls.

Come on, Nathan.

Come on! Come with me if you want to live!

Come on. We'll get that asshole!

Come on. We'll get to the bottom of this.

Come on. Who's your hero, Cartman?

Come through this arena today.

Come with me if you want to live!

Comes up against an elitist corporate dictator?

Community leaders step down.

Completely unaware they were reading ads.

Congrats. Here's your Oakleys.

Congratulations on making it to the final cuts.

Congratulations on the polls.

Congratulations. You have your Whole Foods.

Contracts. And the first check.

Cool shit like what?

Cool. I think we did it.

Cool. Thanks, dude

Could be problematic for the progressive town

Could I just set the record straight on something?

Could it happen to any of us?

Could you clean this up, por favor?

Could you have them turn the lights up a little, please?

Craig, can I touch your penis?

CRAIG: I told you to stay 100 yards from me!

Craig? Craig got in a fight?

Crispy risotto bites from Olive Garden.

Crossing the border with their dirty families,

Crowd: USA, USA, USA!

CtPaTown commercial did the trick!

CtPaTown...

Cu... Cupid Me, no! No! I'm straight!

Cultural.

Cupid Me, what are you doing? Oh, my God!

Dad, did you draw dicks on my friend's face?

Dad, where were you last night?

Damn it, Leslie! Shut your fucking pie hole!

Damn it!

David Rodriguez was lucky to live.

David, any word on the pop up ad situation?

David, take us down the line.

David, you must help your mama however you can.

DAVID: First, we have the beautiful Yorkshire 33mm

DAVID: That's a favorite of the crowd here.

DAVID: The judge now asking to see

DAVID: The playful and lovely Australian semiautomatic,

David! Dude, wait!

David?

Deal with him.

Definitely had some holdouts,

Delete that, too.

Delete. "You aren't fat, but my dick is."

Demi Lovato has given $100,000 for the event.

Dick.

Dicks on your face is a very first world problem.

Did I check his privilege? Yes.

Did I do good, computer?

Did I say that all right?

Did somebody just refer to Caitlyn Jenner as "it"?!

Did somebody over here say "illegal immigrants"?

Did somebody over here say illegal immigrants?

Did someone here just say America

Did someone say ****?

Did they bring you in and give you a bunch of tests, too?

Did you do it, Cupid Me?

Did you get them? Did you get them? Did you get them? Huh?

Did you guys hear?

Did you hear that, Banjo?! You've got support!

Did you just say spokesman instead of spokesperson

Did you just use a term that excludes women from an occupation?!

Did you know that the police in Shi Tpa Town

Did you see the man?!

Did you talk to him?

Didn't we finish doing that?

Diverse people are moving here.

Do I have to, sir?

Do I look sweet, Butters?

Do not argue, son. We need him.

Do not believe him. Kyle is a liar.

Do we have any allergies?

Do you even know what "farm to table" means?

Do you have any plans?

Do you know how long its been

Do you know Leslie?

Do you know what I'm thinking right now?

Do you like our school, Jimmy?

Do you really think you can stop ads?

Do you really want to live in a world controlled by ads?

Do you ride

Do you ride your tiny bicicleta? Eh?

Do you see that as being at all problematic?

Do you think it's true?

Do you think Italian Americans and women are less important?!

Do you think we're really bigoted, country bumpkins?

Do you want to ask him what he means by that,

Do you want to explain to me what pussy crushing is?

Do you want to save your town?!

Does she k know she's an ad?!

Does she know she's an ad?

Does this have to do with me calling the school principal

Doesn't mean I shouldn't support it.

Don't be an asshole.

Don't call me fat, son.

Don't fall too hard, partner.

Don't forget to read the school paper,

Don't let them hurt me. Please don't abandon me.

Don't listen to them!

Don't make this end violently.

Don't put on a fake mustache. That's crazy.

Don't they realize that hundreds of thousands of their people

Don't understand each other, you can't just try and diffuse

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, Leslie.

Don't worry, old girl

Don't you dare call me a Cartman!

Don't you get it? That's just what they want

Don't you kind of wish you'd had one

Don't you see?

Drat!

Dude [bleep] Demi Lovato. She's [bleep] hot.

Dude, Butters, you're seeing things!

Dude, Butters!

Dude, can I talk to you for a minute?

Dude, come on! We got to go see this!

Dude, I scored with this female,

Dude, I'm not gay, and neither are you!

Dude, if we all tell the police what the principal did,

Dude, Kyle!

Dude, let's go!

Dude, seriously? Seriously?!

Dude, the Canadians are pissed off.

Dude, there it is again!

Dude, what happened?

Dude, what is this, bro?

Dude, what the fuck?

Dude, yeah!

Dude, you don't wanna do this.

Dude! Dude, look at this.

Dude.

Dude. What the fuck, bro?

Dyke.

Eating ice cream, dipshit.

Editor of the school paper, huh?

Eh, Daddy!

Either because he's too afraid or because he...

Enough!

Eric Cartman, I told you to get ready for bed!

Eric, hold up.

Eric, what are you doing?

Eric, you get your butt to bed!

Eric, you march right up to your room...

Eric! Where did you get that?!

Even before you knew you wanted it?

Even if I don't agree with his hateful, bigoted thoughts.

Ever since I started using this service,

Ever since you joined this P.C. thing,

Every human has a right to a safe space.

Every person here thinks this is about them.

Every time you block us, we get smarter.

Every time you try to stop us, we are more.

Every Yelper, get the out of here!

Everybody just stay where you are!

Everybody loves it

Everybody told me they were terrorists!

Everyone is on edge and feeling really nervous.

Everyone just stay where you are!

Everyone stop!

Everyone thinks I'm gay!

Everyone thinks they're cool.

Everyone was so proud of you.

Everyone, act normal! No, don't act normal, act good!

Everyone, please go about your business.

Everyone's about to learn the truth,

Everyone's being aware of how they talk.

Everyone's doing it, Jim.

Everyone's gonna know all about the ads.

Everyone's gonna know the truth, Nathan.

Everyone's just kind of keeping their mouths shut.

Everyone's preaching openness and acceptance,

Everyone's pretty stoked on it.

Everyone's so damn happy,

Everything all right?

Everything I've worked so hard to achieve.

Everything past here is safe space

Everything's changed.

Everything's gettin' all nice and fancy.

Ew!

Ew! What's the busboy doing here?

Except you won't make money,

Excuse me! Emergency! Over here! Emergency!

Extremely.

Featuring City Chicken and City Sour Soup.

Feel a little bad about it sometimes.

Fellas, we found out what happened to Jimmy!

Fight together, and show the restaurants that our food critic does matter!

Fight, child labor force!

Fight!

Finally, it appeared to be the end of ads.

Finally!

Find everything you need today?

Find everything you needed today?

Fire the taco launchers!

First settlers of Canadian soil, guy.

Five minutes. He's in the back.

Folks deserve to know where to eat, Mitch.

For being so strict to me and my friends at school.

For calling Heidi Turner "Clitty Litter."

For decades, we used our soft, buttery voices

For in this crisp time when autumn begins to fade,

For just $1 a day, one of these beautiful children

For local ales like Coors and Coors Light.

For only the very privileged few.

For our ancestors, ads couldn't be avoided.

For people with disabilities.

For plus sized lingerie, and we want make sure

For social justice.

For something extremely exciting.

For the fifth day in a row,

For the South Park Super School News?

For us to reach new customers.

For what?

For whatever words he or she used.

For you to sing "Happy Birthday" to our son.

For your beautiful words of support.

Frank, to the left!

Friends, I think I've proven

From digging too deep because they're afraid.

From now on, the world is going to know

From our Asian American students

From our Asian American students, and...

From SodoSopa!

From the independent merchants and unique cafes

From the moment P.C. Principal took over,

From those who don't is that we have the burning desire

Fuck both you guys. I can do whatever I want. I'm breaking the rules.

Fuck you guys, always fucking rules.

Fuck you, I'm the Commissioner. I'll make up new rules.

Fuck you, I'm Tom Brady!

Fuck you, Kyle. You're the enemy.

Fuck you.

Fuck your rules!

Fucks the "L" out of the "ass."

Fun?

Gah! Why do the economically challenged always have to screw up everything?

Gambaro irashai!

Garrison, what do you think you're...

Garrison? What the hell is wrong with you?

Gay rights?! Geez, you already got all those.

Geez.

Geez. Delete.

Geez. How bad can a president be?

Geez. I'm sorry.

Geez. This is so embarrassing.

Gentrifying the Earth

Gerald, I'm taking Ike to clown school. You care to join us?

Gerald, we're going to the park.

Get him!

Get in line, or you'll be out of a job, bro.

Get iPads to protect your Internet safe space today?

Get ready for customers, child labor force!

Get ready, child labor force!

Get rid of negativity on their social media.

Get the Canadians here, make them feel persecuted,

Get the fucking out of here, dude!

Give me that, you stupid bitch.

Give me... Give me detention.

Giving one whole dollar to help feed hungry children!

Go ahead. Ask me anything.

Go do something about this new principal?

Go get my pen, fat ass!

Go get my pen!

Go home. Get some sleep.

Go on! Get out of here!

Go on.

Go shoot those kids.

Go talk to him, Randy, and be delicate.

Go, go! Everyone in place!

God bless you, sir.

God bless you, sir...

God damn it

God damn it, get over here!

God damn it!

God damn it.

God damn it. What the hell is this?

God damn it. You people all get out of here!

God damn!

God, I hate this family!

God, I'm so damn tired.

God, these things are annoying.

Good afternoon, sir.

Good! He should be sad and scared.

Good! Really nice! Great!

Got to eat healthy to stay fit.

Got to hand it to you, Marsh.

Great.

Great. And could you turn down the music a bit?

Gun show?

Guns?

Guys, I know this is hard for all of us,

Guys, what if this was all exactly what Kyle planned?

H How does that work?

Had an e entirely new way to attack us.

Half go this way, half go around the side.

Hang on, Charlotte, one sec.

Hang on, Classi. I'm sorry

Hang on.

Happy evening, friends.

HARRIS: Attention all units

Harrison Yates, what's gotten into you?

Has always been the ugly eyesore of this town.

Has proposed an idea for this crisis, and I'd like you to hear him out.

Has to deal with for months on end.

Have a nice day, sir!

Have a seat.

Have control over the news somehow.

Have they been checking me out?

Have you been introduced to my current girlfriend?

Have you ever felt like an ad had intelligence?

Have you ever read

Have you given her the old Hot Cosby yet?

Have you noticed changes lately?

Having laughs at less privileged people and thinking it was harmless.

He and his P.C. buddies are on a hunger strike.

He can be really emotional sometimes.

He can get away with one of these bullshit claps.

He can get off.

He can spot them.

He didn't really offer any solutions. He just said outrageous things.

He follows me everywhere!

He got to go on a vacation for being an exemplary student.

He had to be the one that let them in!

He kept gaining momentum, and by the time we were all ready to say,

He mentioned you by name.

He pulled one on me first, Sharon!

He said he hated using the Internet.

He said ninjas were gay.

He sided with the ads even though he knew

He started digging for answers. They didn't like that

He sure is. Come on in.

He told me a lot I didn't know,

He wants to fight me, that's fine.

He was already being sworn into office.

He was always a douchebag at the conventions.

He was onto the gentrification around the world,

He wasn't my father, but he's still part of me.

He's a lying, backstabbing Jew!

He's been making everyone feel paranoid

He's being set free now, Mr. President

He's coming!

He's distracting us,

He's going to try and tell you that I'm lying now.

He's gonna get me!

He's just kind of talking to himself.

He's not important at all.

He's part of a much larger conspiracy,

He's playing ninjas at Kenny's house?

He's playing ninjas over at Kenny's house.

He's probably gonna try and turn it around on me,

He's trying to make sure people like you and me

He's trying to revitalize his rundown neighborhood!

Head on down to Skeeter's Bar

Heck, I didn't even know Don King got ****d,

Hell, does anyone?

Hello, everyone. I'm Randy Marsh, and I've been PC for almost two weeks now.

Help now. Let's make grocery stores a safe space for all.

Here at South Park Elementary.

Here it is, Jimmy, hot off the presses.

Here we go. Oh, God.

Here you are, sir.

Here you go, old girl.

Here you go.

Here, Caitlyn, I got you this fake mustache to put on.

Here.

Here. I I love you so much, son.

Here's $100.

Here's your T shirt!

Hey did you hear the news, buddy?

Hey Kyle, you want to see

Hey, beat it, man, or I'll make you my bitch!

Hey, bro. I'm the new principal of the school. My name's PC Principal.

Hey, bud.

Hey, buddy, another Moosehead, eh?

Hey, buddy.

Hey, Classi, do you think you could get me my crutches?

Hey, David, somebody spilled something here.

Hey, dude.

Hey, Eric, you want to try sparring with me?!

Hey, excuse me, man. Do you know where...

Hey, fuck you.

Hey, guys, did you come to see our ninja fortress?

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. I'm Brad. I'm P.C. Arizona State.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's going on, man?

Hey, hey, whoa. You didn't do anything.

Hey, it's Caitlyn Jenner!

Hey, it's Craig's dad, everybody!

Hey, kid, what do you think you're doing here?

Hey, Leslie, put a [bleep] sock in it!!

Hey, Leslie, shut your mouth!...

Hey, Mike, what you doing, man? The guys are all meeting down at SodoSopa.

Hey, Mitch, you want to go down and arrest some homeless people,

Hey, Nathan. Hold up.

Hey, no, I I don't...

Hey, quiet down over there. I'm trying to sleep.

Hey, Seagal.

Hey, Skeeter, you hear the news?

Hey, sweetheart.

Hey, that pokes, buddy! Aah!

Hey, that's okay, we close.

Hey, there!

Hey, they're gonna be putting themselves out there,

Hey, Tweek. Hold up.

Hey, we heard about Craig.

Hey, what are you people doing?

Hey, what the..

Hey, what the... Aah!

Hey, who was it that said fuck the police?

Hey, yeah.

Hey, you can't kick us out of here, man.

Hey!

Hey! How did a U.S. citizen get past my wall?

Hey! What do you want?

Hey! What seems to be the problem here, gentlemen?

Hey! You got a [bleep] problem, Mackey?!

Hey.

Hi, there. You got a minute for gay rights?

Hi!

Hi. Flower delivery for Eric Cartman.

Hi. ls Craig here, sir?

Hi. My name is Butters. What's yours?

Hi. Two of us, please.

Hi. Um, yes. My name is Randy Marsh,

His dick is compromised. Stay back!

Historic Shi Tpa Town is under siege by Yelp reviewers.

Hit the arrow. I want to see where it's playing.

Hitting the streets tomorrow.

Hm.

Hmm, is that a jalapeño cream sauce?

Hmm.

Hmm. It's tart, but savory.

Hmm. This place seems nice.

Hmm...

Ho chew, ho chew!

Hold on, hold on, hold on! SodoSopa, SodoSopa!

Hold on! Wait! It wasn't me!

Holy shit.

Honey, it's Craig.

How a Chinese man supposed to survive in this world?

How am I supposed to fuck an ad to death?

How are we all going to get our hands on guns?

How could you have sided with the enemy?

How did an ad get in here?

How did you do it, son?

How do you do it, Eric?

How do you get to school? Do you ride your tiny bicicleta? Huh?

How do you hate the Internet? That's like hating titties.

How do you know all this?

How do you know that...

How do you like that?

How does it do that?

How does someone just rip on us like that?

How good you were at getting messages across.

How is that gay?

How much did they pay you?!

How much it can hurt someone's life?

How much negative stuff I have to sift through.

How seriously I take my job as editor of the school paper.

How so?

How the hell do they actually make people ga...

How to deal with being shut out of Canada.

How will we get him to talk?

How would you go about it?

How would you like to be a policeman again?

How you like them apples?

How'd they find out who we were?

How's it hanging?

How's that filet mignon?

Hu Hn

Huh

Huh? Who can tell me why Rome fell to shit?

Huh? You want to tell me that?!

Huh?! What's up? What's up, bro?!

Huh. I like that.

Hurtful words can suck our turds,

I ain't kissing your asses no more!

I ain't no mimsy ass ho!

I almost forgot the lessons that football has taught us all.

I already feel a lot safer!

I always thought you were a nice kid.

I am a food critic, Butters, okay?

I am every last Canadian so hard!

I am loving this right now.

I am overwhelmed.

I am taking her out of here.

I am weary. Where shall I sleep?

I am your mother, and you will do what I tell you!

I believe they are.

I call whoo, whoo on you!

I came here to do one thing!

I came here to find out where my country gone.

I came to this town

I came to you because I had heard

I can also count on my P.C. frat brothers to have my back.

I can do more than I think.

I can get around these pesky rules.

I can see how much they're both hurting, but...

I can see that you're in a lot of pain, bro.

I can show you what's going on, Kyle, but you have to trust me.

I can update this to a one star review in two seconds, dude.

I can't be something because everyone wants me to be.

I can't believe Jimmy Fallon hates us.

I can't hand out the school paper in school?

I can't just eat cafeteria food.

I can't just shut down on him.

I can't, honey.

I didn't ask to be the leader. I was appointed!

I didn't even say she wasn't a hero!

I didn't even want to give that speech!

I didn't like Bruce Jenner as a person when he was on the Kardashians,

I didn't think I had any of that in me, but you were right.

I didn't think you were human

I do, but I have to help Kyle

I do! I just don't want to every time I shop for food.

I do. It's part of what gives a revitalized area

I don't allow ads, and I don't allow anything

I don't care about that, bro!

I don't care if they're aliens or vampires.

I don't care what happens to my business!

I don't cheat on you, Sharon.

I don't hate you! I love you!

I don't have a choice.

I don't know

I don't know about you, but frankly, I'm sick and tired

I don't know about you, but I, for one,

I don't know what happen all my customers.

I don't know what they are, but they used me

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know why they singled me out,

I don't know you, sir!

I don't know, bro!

I don't know.

I don't know. Sometime, I feel like I outstayed my welcome.

I don't know. That was Korean. I'm Japanese.

I don't need anymore pain.

I don't need them to.

I don't need to tell anyone about this.

I don't think I'm a blabbermouth.

I don't think Nathan would like that.

I don't think so, Mom.

I don't understand this stuff.

I don't want any more.

I don't want people to be afraid of words

I don't want to go back, either.

I don't want you going over there anymore.

I don't want you touching my damn house!

I enjoy how you've retained the lower income housing

I feel like it's character building,

I feel like you hate me, Randy!

I feel something for you I have never felt before.

I felt that the ads were evolving, somehow.

I found the waitstaff at Red Lobster to be rude

I gave up giving speeches.

I get things done, and I'm getting back there!

I Googled South Park before I came here,

I got so used to getting news off the Internet,

I got to be ready for the luau.

I guess it's over.

I guess just because I don't understand it

I guess maybe I do have a town to protect.

I guess so, honey. Do you need more lemonade?

I guess something happened at school today

I guess we never realized how bad he really was.

I guess we'll see, won't we?

I guess we'll see.

I guess you win, huh, big shot?

I guess.

I guess... I asked too much of one kid.

I had a bad experience at Red Lobster,

I had some refreshments,

I had to get away from the ads.

I had to Sharon! It isn't my fault!

I had to take out a second mortgage on the house.

I had used a homophobic slur to refer to our organization.

I hate the principal. I think he's a dick.

I have no fear of death.

I have problems with lots of things.

I have seen enough for today.

I have to be a ninja. They hate ****.

I have to be myself.

I have to take these P.C. people out.

I hit him with my love arrow,

I I don't want to make you angry, but... Why?

I I know all this stuff, Stan.

I just can't keep up with this town no more.

I just don't get it.

I just don't understand how it's decided.

I just don't understand it, Cupid Me.

I just finished this morning.

I just hope somebody finds a way to fix this.

I just said she isn't a hero to me!

I just saw a copy of the school newspaper

I just sometimes feel like you hate me!

I just thought, you know, a fundraiser dinner

I just told him who I am.

I just want to give you some money, Tweek.

I just want to hear him say,

I just want to let you know

I just want to say thank you, Kyle,

I just want to say...

I know I've said it before, but, man, do I hate ads.

I know it's a lot, but I just really need you

I know that our government

I know that the newsmen in there are trying to help, too.

I know that you're trying to help.

I know the difference between the news and ads.

I know the whole story. P.C. Principal killed him

I know they need me, and that's enough.

I know What I am.

I know what my true calling is,

I know you're all as pissed off as I am,

I know, bro! We're being totally victimized!

I know, but we put everything into moving here and starting this business,

I know!

I know.

I Let's go back to when it was new #

I like apples and bananas.

I like gay Craig. I love you.

I like good food, organic pressed juices,

I like the kids who go there.

I like the school paper.

I like to be needed.

I like to help.

I like to smell trees!

I like to type with my hands.

I like you, Dennis.

I live in South Park, and my IQ's so low, I gots to dig for it.

I love you guys.

I love you, sweetie!

I may be down, but I'm not out.

I mean, come on, Classi

I mean, geez.

I mean, I could probably be persuaded with some free desserts.

I mean, if one of us is a Jew,

I mean, if we can get one of us to go out with one of them,

I mean, look at 'em!

I mean, this kid could be the next Hitler.

I mean, Tweek and Craig aren't gay, right?

I mean, who the hell does this guy think he is?

I mean, you really started something.

I mean, you seem like a nice kid,

I might even kiss a dude.

I need a spotter! Spot me! Somebody spot me, bro!

I need to be a better husband, a better father!

I need to get going.

I need to inform you that your son

I need to see this town in its normal goings on

I need you to stop bothering me.

I need your phone to call Officer Barbrady,

I opened myself up and let you in.

I personally think Caitlyn Jenner's a stunning hero.

I prefer "handicapped," actually.

I prefer "handicapped."

I read Super School News 'cause it don't try and fool me,

I realize that, and I'm sorry.

I really do. I've seen some real progress.

I represent an organization called GEICO.

I said "kill some kids,"

I said ninjas are fucking gay, but you didn't want to listen.

I said one microaggression to him, okay?

I said you were perfect because you're really good

I said, "Kill some kids?"

I saw your text to Michael about hooking up with him!

I see, sir. Yes, I understand.

I see.

I shit on all of you!

I simply care about a horrible, outdated word

I still know I'm worth something.

I swear I'm gonna need to get a second mortgage

I swear to God.

I talk to a nice girl, seem to hit it off,

I think everyone has the wrong idea about your people, Charlotte.

I think he's finally lost it, Kyle.

I think I know what to do.

I think it was Vermont.

I think it's obvious... Stan's dad.

I think it's trust.

I think she's most likely not a very good person.

I think the ads are playin' yo' ass.

I think the sponsored content fooled them.

I think there's a way to try and make this right for everyone.

I think they really like each other.

I think they're ex newsmen...

I think this will be the beginning

I think you can give him a little of your time!

I thought the news said they're on a hunger strike.

I thought this area was just gonna stay forever.

I thought we could keep it contained!

I thought we were all on board that Caitlyn Jenner

I thought when we broke up everything would get better.

I thought you might like that.

I told you guys. What did I tell you?

I told you I'm not homosexual. Okay? It's not funny.

I told you to go upstairs right now!

I told you to leave him alone!

I told you to stop chatting with your friends, didn't I, Leslie?

I told you, you have to cut to the chase with a Hot Cosby.

I totally want to see that.

I tried ad blockers, but it seemed like every time

I tried to block the ads, they just got smarter.

I understand you're feeling angry at this town.

I use to have people come in here, fill every table.

I used to be the only policeman in this town, remember?

I used to think that being gay was a choice,

I usually keep it on the down low so they don't kiss my ass too much.

I wanna be P.C.! Whoo, whoo!

I want social justice, and now I'm being made fun of.

I want to fix whatever's hurting you now.

I want to fucking punch them in the fucking face.

I want to get out there and start making positive changes,

I want to help all of you however I can.

I want to see if they have really cool back there.

I want to talk to you today about the use of the "R" word

I want to, Shelly!

I want you to take over.

I wanted someone smart and hardworking!

I wanted to get a news story,

I was having a nice day.

I was in the locker room...

I was just being selfish. I want to be proud of you, too.

I was just holding down the fort while you were away, Jim.

I was just wondering if you could shed some light

I was made for this, you guys! Please!

I was replaced.

I was supposed to give you a Hot Cosby

I was thinking maybe we should say we're back together.

I was thinking of giving this place five stars.

I was totally wrong about you.

I wasn't supposed to have time.

I wasn't the one who brought the Canadians here.

I went online to read a news story about immigrants

I went through your phone when we went out last night, Craig.

I went to Kyle's house to talk to him about it,

I will bring you food every day, my friend.

I will bust yo' fucking ass!

I will bust yo' fucking nose!

I will do my best to serve this town.

I will go to bed when this movie is over, Mom.

I will, honey.

I will.

I wish I could give you more. You deserve more.

I woke up Saran wrapped to a tree with penises on my face.

I won't let anything happen to you.

I would like a table inside the area with all the little plastic balls, please.

I, for one, am sick of how these amazing kids

I... I I can't...

I... I just don't want it to be my son.

I'd like to try a nice Slow Cosby instead.

I'd rip that dude apart and then go home

I'd say that sounds pretty retarded.

I'll bet not one of them is here legally.

I'll bet you don't even know what "farm to table" means

I'll deal with you.

I'll fuck all the rules! Rules, rules...

I'll fuck every last one of them.

I'll get it.

I'll get the out! Thank you!

I'll need you to say, "Yes, you may take me upstairs

I'll never get any chicks.

I'll pay you the child labor wage you deserve.

I'll Skype you when I'm home, my love!

I'll take care of him, Demi! Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew!

I'll take the bastard down myself.

I'll tell you what's wrong with me.

I'm a bumbling old fool.

I'm a classy bitch, and I do not...

I'm a doer.

I'm a little overwhelmed.

I'm a restaurant critic, Butters. I get whatever I want.

I'm am not your slave, Kyle.

I'm announcing a plan for SodoSopa,

I'm Charlotte.

I'm confused, Dad. There was this thing at school.

I'm doing this because they've...

I'm from Idaho!

I'm Gerald, Kyle Broflovski's father.

I'm getting all my Twitter and Instagram comments on paper,

I'm getting pretty angry, too.

I'm going into their country!

I'm going to admit I did something wrong,

I'm going to call you... my friend.

I'm going to kill you!

I'm going too far?! What is wrong with you?!

I'm going, honey.

I'm gonna be a much better dad to you.

I'm gonna find out who did this!

I'm gonna go home and fuck my hot wife.

I'm gonna go keep Leslie protected.

I'm gonna go out to recess.

I'm gonna go tell Mom!

I'm gonna go work in the garage for a little bit.

I'm gonna pee in your mouth a little bit.

I'm gonna say... I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna show this prick how we do things in Boise.

I'm gonna start following the rules.

I'm happy.

I'm here because this place is lost in a time warp!

I'm here because we need you right now.

I'm here for the meeting.

I'm here, Eric.

I'm just having a hard time swallowing all this.

I'm just here to pick up on guys.

I'm just looking for any news articles

I'm just not a homosexual.

I'm just saying what everyone's thinking here, kids.

I'm Leslie.

I'm never going back from Super School News.

I'm never going back to the person I was.

I'm no good as a policeman.

I'm not a joke!

I'm not comfortable shopping at Whole Foods

I'm not confused at all, actually, P.C. Principal.

I'm not either!

I'm not from Mexico, dude!

I'm not going to apologize for saying Caitlyn Jenner isn't a hero.

I'm not going to bed right now. Chillax.

I'm not gonna be giving extra money to charity,

I'm not gonna tell you again, Eric.

I'm not homosexual!

I'm not putting on a mustache. I'll look silly.

I'm not responsible for this.

I'm not shooting any more kids!

I'm not Tom Brady.

I'm now the leader of thousands of people!

I'm now the leader of thousands of people.

I'm overloaded with all the new people.

I'm P.C., bro. I'll throw down.

I'm pretty sure Craig has seen my wiener.

I'm pretty sure the police will help out

I'm pretty sure you're the one that's confused, but go ahead.

I'm reading an ad for GEICO,

I'm serious!

I'm shame free now, and you can be too.

I'm sitting right here.

I'm so c confused.

I'm so glad that Craig is finally happy.

I'm so sorry, Craig.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sore y about my papa.

I'm sore y I didn't know what ice cream was.

I'm sorry, but the food totally messed my stomach up.

I'm sorry, but we just can't cover your ass on this one.

I'm sorry, Charlotte, but I get suspicious.

I'm sorry, Dennis.

I'm sorry, Eric. I I guess it slipped through the cracks.

I'm sorry, I don't know what that is.

I'm sorry, Tweek, but we can't lie to ourselves anymore.

I'm sorry, you don't want to give the dollar to hungry kids?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I I don't speak Asian, but, um...

I'm Stan.

I'm starting to think that maybe all ads aren't so bad.

I'm starting to wonder about you.

I'm starting to wonder something about you, Leslie.

I'm staying up.

I'm still hungry.

I'm suggesting we round them all up,

I'm sure I'd have no problem giving a speech

I'm sure you're feeling confused and a little unsure of yourself.

I'm telling you all, this is done.

I'm the commissioner. I can break the rules 'cause you guys

I'm the most influential critic in this town.

I'm the, uh, Yelp elite.

I'm thinking rationally and with logic.

I'm warning you... You're on the wrong side of this

I'm your worst nightmare.

I'm... I'm doing all this stuff!

I'm... I'm just Butters, man.

I've already got four days of detention.

I've already learned you can't win against P.C. Principal.

I've been called a bigot towards persons with disabilities.

I've been called a... pussy crusher

I've been talking with your child,

I've called you all here because South Park has an image problem.

I've got Demi Lovato to take care of now,

I've got someone who I think can help.

I've got to get to the Super School News

I've invited all the poser food critics over for a meeting.

I've joined a social awareness group.

I've lived such a horrible life,

I've never seen a town put so much energy

I've seen them do it to others.

I've, uh... I've been let go from the force.

Iam going to bed Mom! Chillax

Iam not uncomfortable!

If anyone should be afraid ofAIDS, it's you."

If certain people want to leave this country, then let them!

If everything you've said is true,

If he doesn't like what people say on Twitter,

If I can face my prejudice, why can't you?

If I'm gonna be with this girl, I don't want her someday thinking it was all super rushed.

If it stops them from having a dialogue.

If it's because ISIS is taking over the town.

If it's okay with you...

If one plan fails, we will plan another

If only we'd had these before, huh?

If P.C. Principal has been using us,

If people are gonna be trying all the new restaurants in town,

If something not human is gentrifying the entire world,

If the Canadian government wants to put up a wall, they have every right.

If there is a romantic relationship here,

If there's anything we've learned,

If they want to mess with my town,

If they went to college

If they've been gay this whole time,

If this is true,

If we're going back, remember...

If we're gonna defeat our enemies,

If you can just speak into the voice decoder and say,

If you could be by my side.

If you could just press the "No" button,

If you don't stop these twisted kids, then...

If you go to Whole Foods as much as I do.

If you had problems with me, why didn't you just talk to me?

If you people want to turn something into

If you really are any kind of important anybody,

If you really can tell the difference,

If you scored last night, I need your consent forms.

If you want nice things, then go out and get a job!

If you wanted come over to my house for dinner tomorrow.

If you wanted to take a gander at Tweek's asshole?

If you're such a great leader,

Ijust like talking to people.

Illegal immigration has been happening forever.

In a town as progressive as this one

In a way I never have before.

In a way that otherizes and demeans the people of Latin and South America?

In both news reporting and comedy.

In Cairo, the area northwest of the third pyramid is NoWE3Pi.

In Canada, we call a Slow Cosby "love."

In Canada, we call a Slow Cosby love.

In Canada, we say that's good luck.

In charge of the school newspaper?

In fact, I just...

In fact, personally,

In fact, we're thinking of maybe

In finality, I would say my experience at Applebee's was sublime

In front of the Asian girls.

In order for better understanding,

In order to better understand another human's plight.

In order to better understand the negative affects of body shaming we have...

In order to create a false sense of paradise.

In our town, it all started when P.C. Principal arrived.

In return forjust one date?

In the mood for some local seafood?

In the most central location that SodoSopa has to offer?

In the vicinity of South Park Elementary.

In this town who defended social minorities.

In those old, abandoned buildings around Kenny's house,

In today's world, it's like you can't even say

In which a student used the word "retarded"

In yaoi art, the seme, or "top,"

In your school paper.

In your underwear up on social media...

Increase the intensity.

Internet m m made fu fun of me and [Hyperventilating]

Into a quaint center of artisan shops and cafeés.

Into an arts and foods district called Shi Tpa Town?

Into displaying an exaggerated sense of social consciousness.

Into doing the ads' bidding.

Into making things better.

Into these people's hands.

Intruders!

Intruders! Defend the base!

Involving a student referring to **** as a "hot Cosby."

Involving two of Stan's friends [ whispering ] being gay.

Involving two people whose love is looked down upon.

Is a man who truly wants to protect his town.

Is a microaggression no better than asking a person of color

Is a Whole Foods.

Is an amazing, beautiful woman

Is because of a very important...

Is being revitalized into Chimichanga.

Is for you see through this ad's deception

Is go out there and check someone's privilege.

Is gonna have to move,

Is he seriously giving a speech right now?

Is helping put hamsters through college, too.

Is holding a large protest tonight

Is it?

Is just a way for us to crush puss!

Is not only right but extremely important!

Is now historic SOCACHEYWO.

Is P.C. Principal's little bitch!

Is that it? You've got maple fever?

Is that right? Yes?

Is that you understand affirmative consent.

Is there a problem, guys?

Is there a reason the children with disabilities and black child

Is this a joke?

Is this the right place?

Is to be as understanding, nonbiased,

Is to them all to death.

Is Tweek home?

Is usually dominating the uke, or "bottom,"

Is who does the yaoi to make people gay.

ISIS is there!

ISIS. Oh, God.

Isn't a decision.

Isn't gonna fly here, bro!

Isn't it great having a Whole Foods?

It cannot be entered.

It didn't do well with Yelpers.

It doesn't contain.

It doesn't make any sense, dude.

It gets worse.

It happens. All too often.

It hurts my feelings because I feel bad.

It is a great honor to see that you all want to be ninjas.

It is abundantly clear to me that **** cannot be ninjas.

It is not being distributed on campus.

It is not my dick.

It is pretty cool, dude. It tunes itself.

It is time for night night!

It is you, isn't it?

It isn't going to be so easy. Not anymore.

It isn't right, and it isn't fair.

It just seems to me like we all lost in this,

It looks like he was researching this.

It means you love nothing more than beer, working out,

It meant the destruction of our species.

It must look at the root of what's causing it

It seems they're actually falling in Slow Cosby.

It seems to be working, Cartman.

It started to make P.C. Principal question himself.

It took a very special young student to light up social media.

It was a joke.

It was like being ****d from the inside.

It was like this one, solid piece that I had to push out my asshole.

It was our own fault.

It was something just like this.

It was then that Kyle confessed to me

It was to take me for an ad for face cream.

It would instantly validate us as a town that cares about stuff!

It... yes, it's where the presidential candidate is from.

It'd be... a really bad idea for you to charity shame me today.

It's 8:00 A.M., guy.

It's a big responsibility, but I suppose I have to accept.

It's a coalition that discourages the use of...

It's a miracle!

It's a miracle.

It's a place to gather,

It's a place to laugh.

It's a pretty brutal job sifting through all that darkness.

It's all over the place!

It's all over, Butters.

It's an insurance company.

It's bad enough we have to live in America.

It's been real, guy!

It's been whittled down to seven,

It's Caitlyn, and she's a fucking stunning woman!

It's called clapping, Favre!

It's clear.

It's David, dude. Look it up.

It's day two of the hunger strike

It's fine. It just doesn't really do anything for me.

It's for another ad!

It's getting someone to acknowledge their own inherent privileges,

It's great that you all want to be critics,

It's Jimmy, actually.

It's just a request, that's all. See you around.

It's just a way to pick up on young women?!

It's just my luck.

It's just so weird.

It's just specifically the Japanese, okay?

It's just that people are different. That's all.

It's just the new change dispenser, sir.

It's just the way to be for me!

It's just, I know you like giving speeches and stuff,

It's just, you know, used to be nice and laid back here,

It's kind of nice.

It's like a dream come true, Nelson.

It's like a Papa John's pimple party.

It's like he's all sad and scared.

It's like I'm a relic...

It's like I'm in a black void

It's like my accent makes people uncomfortable or something.

It's like nobody cares!

It's like someone's trying to distract us because

It's me who should be sore y.

It's me... Butters.

It's not at all what you think!

It's not fun. It's serious.

It's not supposed to have water, you...

It's okay.

It's okay. I'm off duty

It's our vibrant and charming arts and foods district.

It's over! It's over!

It's plus sized models who challenge the idea

It's pretty cool, dude. People are really scared of us.

It's tactical use of child labor.

It's that one.

It's that we have to stop this kind of sensationalistic politics

It's the box below the one that says,

It's the gayest thing ever, dude!

It's the greatest country on Earth.

It's the greatest thing ever.

It's the key to knowing what we're dealing with.

It's the Man! Don't you see?

It's the only way for us to be safe.

It's the reason a lot of us joined the force.

It's this company that does all kinds of high tech instruments.

It's time for someone to say it like is and make our country great again.

It's totally rad.

It's when a race thinks they're superior

It's, uh, South Park, Colorado.

It's... It's following me all over the screen!

It's... It's Tweek and Craig, dude!

Japan picks who they pick, and that's that.

Jesus Christ. He's off the charts.

Jesus!

Jesus. I I didn't even think...

Jimmy almost made me lose confidence.

Jimmy Fallon loves everything.

Jimmy never used that stuff, remember?

Jimmy Valmer is off the school newspaper.

Jimmy, the man who tried to kill you

Jimmy, we're newsmen like you.

Jimmy, you're gonna help me?

Jimmy, you're thinking with your dick.

JIMMY: "Tragedy at gun show."

JIMMY: For years, mankind has tried to rid the world of ads.

JIMMY: I thought I recognized them.

JIMMY: Okay, Leslie, let's try a different approach.

JIMMY: That's the news.

JIMMY: That's the news. That's an ad.

JIMMY: You've both got it wrong.

Jimmy?

Jimmy. That's your dick talking.

Joining our club is very serious.

Just 'cause he said something about Caitlyn Jenner.

Just 'cause you didn't bust us enough for breaking the rules, that doesn't mean

Just 2 dollars a day adds up to 62 goddamn dollars a month

Just a lovers' quarrel, probably.

Just another day in paradise, huh?

Just came for a nice pinot.

Just face it, things are never gonna change around here.

Just imagine it... Putting your pictures up on Twitter

Just keep on distracting everybody.

Just literally take care of him.

Just look him right in the eye, sir,

Just news stories about what's happening.

Just pull out the sandwich out of the little girl's mouth.

Just state the facts

Just steps away.

Just take a few steps, and you're home.

Just take the detention, dude.

Just that he hated me and called me a blabbermouth.

Just to have some people write comments about your weight.

Just wanted to check in, see if you have any questions for me.

Just, you know, plans.

Karen brought in one of their syringes, for Christ's sake!

Keep your voice down!

Keeping our country safe has become more and more difficult,

Kelly Zhou goes a bit more whimsical

Kenny and I both just got

Kenny and Token turned it into a big ninja clubhouse,

Kenny and Token, dude.

Kenny and Token.

Kenny's a bumpkin.

Kind of...

Knowing what I know now,

Kyle Broflovski to the principal's office. M'kay?

Kyle Broflovski.

Kyle gives a big speech about tolerance and acceptance that goes viral.

Kyle knew I would never call ninjas gay.

Kyle said I couldn't trust you. What are you planning, Dad?

Kyle, believe me, I know the struggle with hatred.

Kyle, even if we thought it could help protect us,

Kyle, I know you probably thought

Kyle, I think it's pretty obvious

Kyle, P.C. Principal had problems

Kyle, you know what body shaming is, right?

KYLE: "Principal sends two favorite students"

KYLE: I'm right here

KYLE: You're talking to Kyle right now.

Kyle?

Kyle...

Kyle's already gotten two weeks of detention.

Kyle's been different.

Kyle's been protecting Leslie. They're together.

Kyle's brother is Canadian.

Kyle's view may be warped.

L'm not here for me. I'm here for my friend, okay?

L'm'a break yo' dick off!

Last entry was 10 days ago.

Last month, all you could talk about

Last night, I spoke in private with our ninja leader overseas.

Lasted about six years last time.

Latino American.

Latino American. Shit.

Leslie was a kind, caring girl,

Leslie, come on.

Leslie, we don't know who is on their side.

LESLIE: I like our school, too.

LESLIE: We can't just hide, Kyle.

Leslie?

Let me ask you this. We're in Colorado, right?

Let me get that for you.

Let's bail. You want to bail, Stan?

Let's do this!

Let's face it, this is long overdue.

Let's go to David at the network hub.

Let's go, child labor!

Let's go, P.C.!

Let's go, people. You can't stay here.

Let's go! Yeah!

Let's make ourselves better people... together.

Let's make this country great again.

Let's not forget that Stan's dad

Let's say you wanted to destroy an entire species.

Let's try out that one there.

Let's work together to create a completely shameless America.

Like acting?! No, man. That is way too much pressure.

Like in Lisa Akimoto's piece,

Like it or not, P.C. is back, and it's bigger than ever.

Like this its charm that the hipsters like.

Like, I don't know, maybe only one star late.

Like, that makes us pretty cool.

Like, we're being marginalized.

Like, what are you hoping to accomplish?

Like... Like now everybody's all, "ngh ngh."

Linda!

Linda.

Lion King 2?

Listen to me carefully, and don't look at the glass.

Listen to me, everyone!

Listen, everybody...

Listen, I don't think we should let Kyle be a ninja, okay?

Listen, it's just not going to work.

Listen, listen!

Listen, that was a really amazing talk you gave to the kids.

Little Jo Jo here might not eat today.

Little Mexican kid called me out.

Little Pekingese Glock 17.

LODO, SOBRO, RIVMO... All happening at the same time.

Look around you. What do you see?

Look at what's happened to our town.

Look at you. Vin Dipshit

Look here, my good man. We've been waiting over 15 minutes

Look, amigo, I'm sorry I only gave your parents' restaurant two stars,

Look, Barbrady, the fact is, the town needs you

Look, bro, You've done an amazing job with Eric Cartman.

Look, I don't want to get angry, okay?

Look, I give money to charity a lot, okay?

Look, I need to show you something, okay?

Look, I'm a news reporter, Cla ass i,

Look, I'm sorry guys,

Look, if I gave money every time I went grocery shopping, I would be...

Look, it's flattering, okay?

Look, Kyle, maybe you should just say

Look, maybe we can all just take...

Look, there's just some really cool shit back here,

Look, Thomas, you need to understand that being gay

Look, we came to speak with your government about the...

Look, you don't want to end up like the spokesman for Subway, do you?

Look! Everybody doing the same!

Looking up news stories about P.C. Principal.

Looks like the judge wants to take another look

Lots of cities are doing this.

Luckily, I was the faster ninja.

M'kay?

Mackey, sign the faculty up for Canadian language night classes.

Mackey?

Man, I guess things are gonna be different around here.

MAN: [ Japanese accent ] # Maybe we should go away #

MAN: Always a favorite at these shows.

MAN: An absolutely gorgeous gun, David.

MAN: And it looks like the gun show is under attack, David.

MAN: And there it is... Just a beautiful gun in motion.

MAN: And there's the mayor with her delightful

MAN: And what about this way of life is attractive to you?

MAN: Dude! Bro!

MAN: God bless you, too, sir.

MAN: I understand, sir.

Man: Okay, everyone, go about your business.

MAN: Welcome back to the South Park Gun Show.

Mankind became tired of ads,

Many voters believe that Syrian refugees

Maybe from now on people in this town need to communicate more,

Maybe I can actually use all these people somehow

Maybe I don't deserve special treatment,

Maybe I got manipulated by these ads, too, somehow,

Maybe it's not so wrong.

Maybe so.

Maybe there's something from the news in Vermont

Maybe we should have realized

Maybe we're not perfect beings, but we built a better town!

Maybe you can help them along.

Maybe... maybe you can sort of set the record straight

Mayor, I didn't bust my ass to gentrify this part of town

Mayor, I didn't know if there was a gunman or a bomb..

Mayor, what are you going to do about this?

Mayor?

McDANIELS: Wearing this badge means you will always get

McKenzie, you got consent forms?

Me and him aren't together! Why is this happening?!

Me neither, dude.

Me too, bro. Me too.

Me, too, dude. But there's something we can do.

Me? I work hard and provide for my family just fine!

Meaning I as in Kyle.

Might be a little tough to afford your medication,

Mike here was shamed for not being a good recycler.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Oh, that's nice. Oh, great.

Mmm. Hmm. Mm hmm.

Mom, I'm into this movie.

Mom, put down the gun.

Mom, there's a billion people here.

Mom, there's like a billion people here!

Mom!

Mommy, can we go eat outside?

Money?

More important, I don't fear life.

More Yelp reviews, sir?

Morning, Ger.

Morning, Randy.

Most people give the dollar. I can do this manually.

Mr. Davis, you have proven yourself a leader.

Mr. Garrison, I wasn't fired.

Mr. Garrison? Caitlyn Jenner?

MR. MACKEY: Attention, students.

Mr. McKormick, you will be living in the most vibrant part of the entire town.

Mrph rmh rm!

Mrph rmh rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmh rmphm?

Mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm rm? Mrph rmhmhm rm!

Mrph rmhmhm, rm.

Mrph rmhmhm?!

Mrph, mrph rmhmhm rm.

Mrph, rmhmhm rm.

Mrph! Mrph rmhmhm rm!

My bad.

My dad's stupid, not a bitch.

My friend Kyle?

My house is nice.

My journey as this town's food...

My name is "Da veed."

My name is Classi with an "I,"

My name is Eric, and as you know,

My name is Jimmy, P.C. Principal.

My name is Mr. Stkrdknmibalz ,

My name is.

My own loft with all of Shi Tpa Town

My wife and I can barely eat or shop.

N no, P.C. Principal!

Nah, like chestnuts, damn it.

Nathan, could you tell Jimmy how you feel

Naturally.

Needs to take a harder look at all...

News stories about car insurance.

News. Ad. Ad. Ad.

Next thing you know, they're sending us to camps and using us as livestock.

Next to our beloved Craig, there, who is a homosexual.

Nice to finally talk to you.

Nice to meet you, Brad. Where do you...

Nice to meet you, Classi.

Nice, dude. You P.C.?

Nice.

Ninjas are fucking dumb!

Ninjas?

Ninjas? Oh, that's so gay.

No answers here, Tom.

No doubt the growing number of kids swearing loyalty to ISIS

No links to click on.

No means no, Bill Cosby!

No more fat shaming, Kyle. Let's start a new chapter.

No other way to be.

No questions asked.

No reporters, no harassment.

No stars?

No swearing, no weirdness, and no speeches!

No way, bro. That's wack!

No way! There's more P.C. bros here?

No, click out of that. What is this?

No, dude. I looked it up.

No, Eric, this is a school night.

No, he got brainwashed by a cult.

No, hey, we are not bumpkins, okay?

No, I don't.

No, I don't. I'm sorry. Thank you.

No, I mean, like, what makes the Asians decide

No, I think we have an understanding.

No, I'm not! I am very not uncomfortable.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm sorry! I was just trying to frame you for raping Butters!

No, I'm sorry. I need affirmative consent.

No, it'a Cla ass i. With an

No, Mayor, please

No, no, Dennis. You don't use too much cleaner on the table.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no. Look, this is very real

No, no, no. Don't shoot Grandpa.

No, no, please, Cait.

No, no, you're right, Kyle. I'm not important.

No, no. We're totally fine with it.

No, nothing. And we want to try everything.

No, please! No, no, no, no, no!

No, see, I told Clyde that Kyle said ninjas were gay,

No, somebody who matters.

No, thank you.

No, thank you. I just want to see Tweek.

No, that's good.

No, them, and you.

No, those were just ninjas.

No, Topher! It's not about puss, all right?

No, we can't go eat outside.

No, we didn't.

No, where my country gone, bitch!

No, you may not.

No, you want to put all your shit up on the Internet

No, you're a bigot.

No, you're not the bad guy.

No, you're right. That's nuts.

No, you've got a gaping gash, and you've got vinegary balls.

No!

No! I want to know what the hell is going on right now!

No! I'm not shooting any more people...

No! No!

No! No! What are you doing here?

No! Shoot kids?!

No! You can't kick me out!

No! You shut the hell up!

No.

No. He's just calling me out.

No. L Look, we both know this is for the better.

No. No, to hell with that. You're giving me no days suspension!

No. Please. Not my sunglasses.

No. That's not what we set out to do.

No. They're just asking for me.

No. We saw a movie, and now we're going to the park.

No. We would know.

No. What's back there? Let me see!

No... no stars?

Nobody cares about 40 years from now

Nobody cares about the people who lived here before.

Nobody ever gave a shit, you fat turd

Nobody gives a what Yelp reviewers think anymore.

Nobody is ever attacked the way I was again.

Nobody knows where they are.

Nobody knows who to trust.

Nobody move, m'kay?!

Nobody really thought he'd ever be president.

Nobody should have to feel that kind of shame.

Nobody should have to feel the shame, the humiliation,

Nobody talks to me like that, buddy!

Nobody talks to me like that, fwiend!

Nobody wants you here!

Nobody went for the food!

Nobody will be asking questions ever again.

Nooo.

Not a party, mom.

Not a problem, sir.

Not being held accountable for their actions.

Not enough time to deal with ISIS.

Not for you, not for anybody!

Not human? Then, what?

Not if we go somewhere

Not rne.

Not surprisingly, this guy is from a predominantly white town

Not that real!

Not unless it is approved by me. Do you understand?

Not what's happened... What's going to happen.

Nothing funny about this, Testaberger.

Nothing!

Nothing! I just... You know, we don't have to live here.

Now all the boys with maple fever are gonna want to have at our daughter.

Now delivered directly to your door!

Now everyone thinks I'm a manipulative cheater.

Now get the out! Go on!

Now here I stand, vulnerable, afraid,

Now I just have one question for you, David.

Now it's like nobody wants anything to do with my authentic city food.

Now it's time for the final test.

Now let's go back and talk about infinitives.

Now South Park has another neighborhood to mingle and relax.

Now that a SodoSopa open, I'm the shitty part of town!

Now that I'm principal, I'm not gonna allow anyone at this school

Now you can have access to luxury refined

Now you can relax in your state of the art deck spa

Now you've got a gun?

Now, as you know,

Now, Craig, what would you say

Now, Craig, you might say,

Now, I might not understand politics or immigration policies

Now, if he's gonna bring shame on someone,

Now, if you don't mind,

Now, in a gay relationship, it gets a little trickier,

Now, Kyle, we got another little surprise for you.

Now, last week we were all reminded

Now, look, not all cops

Now, this here is a dry riesling.

Now, you see the problem is that when there's too many reviewers,

Now?

O kay.

Of a beautiful friendship.

Of a very few individuals in my P.C. frat.

Of being asked to add money onto their grocery bill.

Of Cartman being kicked out of our ninja club?

Of course.

Of genetic, hormonal, and environmental influences.

Of how minority groups are marginalized in today's society.

Of plastic surgery gone wrong, so I hit the arrow.

Of that big, impressive dollar!

Of this most exciting area of South Park.

Of what makes a woman beautiful.

Officer Barbrady, we have to stop P.C. Principal

Officer Barbrady, we need you to shoot these kids.

Officer Barbrady?

Officer Barbrady.

Officers, there's kids in town who have joined ISIS.

Oh Fuck, there's Kyle.

Oh God, that's terrible. Jesus.

Oh ho, that's the spirit!

Oh no, that's just where they always sit,

Oh them to death!

Oh yep, got to have that Frank's Hot Sauce.

Oh, and, uh, I just wanted to mention that my wife and I are Yelp reviewers,

Oh, are you having a party, sweetheart?

Oh, boy, here they come!

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy. Here we go again. Yeah, I'm out.

Oh, boy. Yes, I'd love to.

Oh, bro.

Oh, but I thought you agreed with them.

Oh, Butters.

Oh, Charlotte, I've never done this before.

Oh, come on, admit it. The food sucked.

Oh, come on. This is stupid.

Oh, Cupid Me, that's enough!

Oh, don't use that lame shit on me, man.

Oh, dude, that new "Frankenstein" movie's out.

Oh, excuse me. More customers.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, geez Louise!

Oh, geez. Are you serious?

Oh, geez. You guys, too, huh?

Oh, girlfriend, I am well beyond that.

Oh, give me a break.

Oh, God, I love being a restaurant critic.

Oh, God, I love you, Cait.

Oh, God, you guys. Get a room.

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Now everyone thinks they're a food critic.

Oh, God. Okay. Oh, God!

Oh, great.

Oh, he e ll no!

Oh, he's gonna lay this on us now.

Oh, hell no your Down syndrome ass just slapped me.

Oh, hello again!

Oh, hello, David!

Oh, hello, gentlemen!

Oh, hello.

Oh, hello. You here for job?

Oh, here they come!

Oh, here you go, kiddo.

Oh, hey, David, I was just wondering.

Oh, hey, Eric.

Oh, hey, Thomas!

Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, hey. Hey, busboy.

Oh, hi, Craig.

Oh, how fun.

Oh, I get the misunderstanding now!

Oh, I was a lesbian then.

Oh, I'm sorry!

Oh, is that so?

Oh, it matters.

Oh, it's Japan that decides?

Oh, it's no use, Butters.

Oh, it's not?!

Oh, Jesus, he let her out!

Oh, Jesus, we forgot all about that guy!

Oh, Jesus. Now what?

Oh, Jimmy.

Oh, Kyle!

Oh, look at it, Gerald... All the new families moving in.

Oh, look at them, Thomas.

Oh, look, sweetie! Someone sent you flowers.

Oh, look!

Oh, man.

Oh, my God

Oh, my God, dude. It's a sausage party.

Oh, my God, guy.

Oh, my God! I never said it was gay!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Don't you see what this means?

Oh, my God. It's Kyle.

Oh, my God. They're so gay, you guys.

Oh, my God. Ugh.

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my gosh, it's got you DNA all over it.

Oh, my. How beautiful!

Oh, nice. We're all P.C., too.

Oh, no problem, sir.

Oh, no, my... my fault.

Oh, no, no. No one star, please. What can we do to...

Oh, no, not Reality! Somebody stop him!

Oh, no, Simba. We have barely begun.

Oh, no!

Oh, no? I'm a cop.

Oh, no. No one star, please.

Oh, now you need me, huh? Fuck you, dude.

Oh, oh! Oh!

Oh, P.C. Principal. How are you today?

Oh, really? Wow!

Oh, right, that was you guys!

Oh, see? And now I'm fired.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit. It's that guy.

Oh, sorry. Geez.

Oh, sorry. Wrong arrow button.

Oh, speak in English!

Oh, sure you do.

Oh, thank you! I will!

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thanks, Jo Jo.

Oh, that... that's where you draw the line, huh, Caitlyn?

Oh, that's a yuzu pepper...

Oh, that's low.

Oh, that's sweet.

Oh, this is really exciting.

Oh, this many people have nothing better to do than write reviews on Yelp?

Oh, this? This is a wall.

Oh, uh, but keep the door open, all right?

Oh, uh, excuse me.

Oh, uh... Oh!

Oh, very enthusiastic. This is so great!

Oh, welcome to City Wok. Can I take your order, please?

Oh, well. At least Tweek and Craig are in love now.

Oh, what do you know about living in the shitty part of town, Dennis?

Oh, what? You know about this?

Oh, won't the kids be thrilled when they get their piece

Oh, wow, Oakleys!

Oh, wow! Okay!

Oh, yeah, bro. These are sweet.

Oh, yeah? You go tell her. I'll tell her you had a gun.

Oh, yeah. Right here, bro.

Oh, yeah. We got another one, guys!

Oh, yeah. Y you guys stay at school.

Oh, yes, of course.

Oh, yes, sweetie. I think quite a few people are Yelp reviewers.

Oh, you guys didn't put up a wall?

Oh, you seem to have dropped something, P.C. Principal.

Oh, you're gonna sponsor my content some more, baby?

Oh! [ Chuckles ] Well, I I guess it would.

Oh! Are any of them minorities?

Oh! It got me.

Oh! Kyle.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! What did I tell you guys?

Oh! Psych! Now put the fucking gun down, bitch!

Oh.

Oh. Caitlyn Jenner? She's a hero.

Oh. Everyone's getting one of these now, Jim.

Oh. H Hey, that's neato.

Oh. I guess it would have been a decent answer then.

Oh... oh, God...

Okay

Okay, all right, give me the helmet.

Okay, and next customer, please.

Okay, and would you like to add a dollar donation

Okay, and would you like to give a dollar to hungry kids today?

Okay, bring in the next one.

Okay, children, let's take our seats.

Okay, David, forget the spill. Just give me one little,

Okay, Eric.

Okay, go the one in the white shoes.

Okay, have fun.

Okay, here you are, sir!

Okay, here you go, amigo...

Okay, hold on. Everyone, listen up.

Okay, I am going!

Okay, I just didn't want you caught off guard.

Okay, I'm... I'm updating my review.

Okay, Kyle, well maybe you'd like two weeks detention instead.

Okay, let's back up. Aah!

Okay, let's get serious now. Who should really be president?

Okay, looks like your total comes to $37.98.

Okay, maybe I need to stop being so angry!

Okay, nice. Oh ni...

Okay, okay, okay,

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. The date's almost over

Okay, sir, looks like your total is $37.83.

Okay, so, as long as there is one clear leader,

Okay, so, uh, children,

Okay, that's got it.

Okay, that's it, Cupid Me! That's it!

Okay, that's them, that's them. Go! Get lost, mom!

Okay, that's... that's good.

Okay, there's a picture of a little hungry boy.

Okay, um, I'll get you set up right over here, okay?

Okay, we've just got to be really apologetic

Okay, well, from now on, I'm gonna need to approve

Okay, well, no, you are confused...

Okay, wow. That's pretty heavy.

Okay, you no pay. You no pay. Please.

Okay, your total's $37.85.

Okay!

Okay? Let's try it out.

Okay.

Okay. Good.

Okay. I love you too, Mom. Night night.

Okay. Looking good, child labor force!

Okay. Now we're getting somewhere.

Okay. Yes, I I understand.

Okay... Okay, Dad, it's not organic chicken.

On a Disney Cruise?

On a Disney Cruise.

On amount of donation, it will say $10, $20, or $50.

On behalf of everyone here in South Park,

On Filet Mignon and crystal glasses.

On how your people decide who will be gay

On the ranch just to pay my daily expenses.

On the underprivileged.

On three.

On Twitter and wants only the positive comments.

On why the once great empire of Rome fell to shit.

One little microaggression.

One local restaurant worker actually called out

One of our more politically sensitive citizens

One of them was this brash asshole who just spoke his mind.

One of which is carrying an absolutely gorgeous

One star.

One, two..

Only one thing can actually live in that world... ads.

Oof!

Ooh, brutal celebrity mug shots.

Ooh, I hate a Mongolians!

Ooh, love is in the air!

Ooh, nice wine, huh?

Ooh, ooh! What about the one in the hat?

Ooh! Ow! [ Coughs ]

Or "lhope to be chosen today."

Or anything about P.C. Principal.

Or are you just pandering

Or basic ideological concepts.

Or did you not care to find out about their religious customs?

Or hurtful in any way, you need to delete

Or if a handcrafted ale is more your thing,

Or maybe you're the one teaching him to demean women in the first place.

Or the law

Or what I meant to this city.

Or, of course, you could say,

Others will know!

Our group is... trying to be a civilizing influence,

Our hope is that with your donation...

Our little town is all grown up.

Our most elite food critic.

Our next question is for you, Mrs. Clinton.

Our own Kevin Jarvis has more.

Our town has only had a Whole Foods for three weeks,

Out of $20...

Out of the llAII IISII IIS ll

Out. With friends. Doing things

Outside of their police department.

Over here. There's some shit on the floor.

Over this way!

Ow, hot! Hot, hot, hot, hot!

Ow!

Ow! You little...

Owned by Father Maxi.

P.C

P.C. people are under attack. That's what this is.

P.C. Principal had issues with them, m'kay?

P.C. Principal is on the warpath!

P.C. Principal is our enemy, not her.

P.C. Principal is too strong.

P.C. Principal is using the school paper

P.C. Principal said something was trying to divert

P.C. Principal, I don't think you quite realize

P.C. Principal, I I'm sure Kyle

P.C. Principal, they got up in the middle of my lecture

P.C. Principal, you have Butters' underwear?

P.C. PRINCIPAL: AII right, guys, I know there's been

P.C. PRINCIPAL: All right everyone, listen up.

P.C. PRINCIPAL: All right, everyone. Listen up.

P.C. PRINCIPAL: Hey, Leslie!

P.C. PRINCIPAL: Who was it?!

PC Principal. I like that.

People are actually really stoked on me now.

People are really freaked out by ninjas.

People are tired of the police

People claiming to be advocates of transgender rights,

People just have to accept my body the way it is.

People no longer know who is the real food critic.

People say on the Internet is making you lose it.

People that went kicking and screaming into 2015,

People who are slim, skinny.

People with disabilities get treated.

People would say, "Oh, you're just a food blogger.

Playing their stupid music.

Please continue as if I am not here.

Please join the others, please.

Please let me say we are very excited

Please open your shotguns and slap your wives.

Please, boys.

Please, Jimmy. I'm just trying to survive here.

Please, you have to help me, Jimmy.

Please! I don't want to shoot you!

Please! Please, I can't... Oh! No, please!

Please! You can't take me back to SodoSopa!

Plus a breezeway to the proposed Whole Foods

Pop ups.

Poweeeer back!

Practically everyone in town is gonna be in attendance.

Presented by student body president

Pretty good about yourselves, hmmm?

Pretty heavy, huh, Jim?

Pretty soon, everyone who used to live here

Principal calling for help during school assembly

Principal Victoria has been fired.

Principal Victoria,

PRINCIPAL VICTORIA: Hello, Mr. Garrison.

Principal Victoria?

Probably have sex,

Pull down their pants,

Put the gun down and sit over there.

Quick! To the Classi mobile!

Randy, what are you doing?

Randy, you should have a talk with Stan.

Randy, you're yelling at a Whole Foods.

RANDY: # Where has my town gone? #

RANDY: Hey, Barbrady.

Randy?

Raping our women and stuff.

Ready for the next decade.

Ready.

Reality?! Who let him in?! Shit!

Reality's here. He's trying to crash the party.

Really thinking I could make a difference.

Really?

Really? Can I?

Red Lobster has all the freshest from Colorado's many oceans.

Remember... Those are verbs combined with the word "to."

Report to the principal's office immediately, m'kay?

Rhodesian ridgeback shotgun/rifle mix.

Right at my doorstep.

Right at your doorstep.

Right now, mister!

Right over here, sir.

Right, guys?

Right. And what does Tom Brady do after breaking the rules?

Rise and shine, guys.

Rotten on the inside, probably with shitty parents.

Run for your lives, you little [bleep]

Run for your lives!

S S S S Suck my dick, P.C. Principal!

S S S Stick it up your ass.

S s so you'd probably do a really good job.

Saying I didn't look ripped, that I was fat,

Saying I step on people and use them,

Scary.

Scary. Gay Scary. Gay

Scary... Gay! St a a a an!

SEAGAL: You got a problem with me?

Seagal!

See ya, guy!

See, look, I'll show you.

See, now, Kyle's got everyone remembering it wrong

See, used to be we could beat up minorities, and nobody cared.

See, what I know is that there's only one way

Seeking furs and goods.

Seems like everyone's afraid to speak the truth around here.

Sellout douchebag.

Send in Jared!

Send me the link to this so I can...

Sexy, and, oh, so SodoSopa.

Sharon, most of the guys in my P.C. club

She doesn't always take my side!

She had me meet her father, who is Filipino.

She is absolutely beautiful, and an inspiration.

She is stunning and brave.

She kind of looks like Alanis Morissette, huh?

She looks like a donkey took a shit on her face.

She looks like a messed up cucumber with wieners on it!

She was designed to entice and manipulate.

She's an emotional, interesting, caring girl.

She's not being fat shamed.

She's very normal and professional.

Shelly, put it down. Now.

Shelly, you take care of Grandpa!

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!

Shh!

Shh! Look, look, look!

Shh.

Shi Tpa Town is for people who care about each other.

Shooting up revitalized arts and foods districts?

Should be ready now.

Should I kick his ass?

Should **** be trusted?

Should not be allowed into our country for security reasons.

Should we go back to Canada, then?

Show me a classroom, please.

Shut up, Classi!

Shut up.

Shut your damn mouth, bitch!

Si, me ride me tiny bicicleta to school.

Sí. Me ride mi teeny bicicleta to school.

Sifting through all the horrible stuff

Since he's converted your dad.

Since I was able to just sit back and read the news?

Since they are gay, we want to be supportive.

Since when do we have a flippin' Whole Foods?!

Sir, it's midnight.

Sir, the president is on the phone.

Smaller? Anyone want to take a guess?

So blind to everything that's going on.

So can we... can we just skip that part?

So cool, right?!

So cool.

So did you forget that at 8:00 and 11:00,

So do we.

So do you want to be here?

So he said some stuff,

So I asked him if he could tell me about

So I can deposit my dick in it?"

So I click on the "close" button,

So I click out of that and try to read the news story,

So in response you show off your abs.

So later at home, I put the picture up on my Yelp account,

So let's get to it! P.C.!

So let's give them our undivided attention

So no one is ever labeled...

So not cool.

So now ads are using P.C

So now rise up, and fight for your leader!

So now we know who got Principal Victoria fired.

So our species could coexist.

So righteous, aren't you?

So that humans can no longer afford it.

So that I can crush pussy.

So that someone more progressive could take over.

So that you can jump down their throats

So the P.C. guys are leaving people alone.

So then he was saying that I said ninjas were gay.

So then I clicked on the "X" button to make it go away,

So then Token tells Clyde that if his mouth was a bank,

So then what did Token say?

So then... So then Caitlyn says,

So there's nobody to scare the homeless away.

So they tried to distract and mislead him with this.

So we kept inventing ways to make things ad free.

So we thought you could just do some

So we're just gonna send them on home

So who's putting this out?

So whoever's gonna do it needs to ask a Canadian girl out soon.

So why don't we begin singing it together?

So why don't we begin today's lesson

So you are the brave children

So you don't know anything about the principal

So you think you keep all the existing structures?

So you try and tell me what I want?!

So you're never gonna call me a dirty Jew again?

So, do we have a fucking problem here?

So, hey, I wanted to see

So, I guess P.C. Principal is here to stay, huh?

So, I want you to do for Mr. Seagal

So, I'm P.C. now?

So, of course, I want to see the next slide

So, please welcome action star and hero Steven Seagal.

So, please welcome P.C. Principal.

So, that's $10 for the beer,

So, the cafeteria's back that way,

So, then, after you told me,

So, these are the cattle that the local shops

So, these guys made fun of your weight and made you feel ashamed?

So, this guy is running for president,

So, uh, listen, I think you're really pretty and interesting,

So, uh, your best table, please.

So, um... [ Clears throat ]

So, what do we do now?

So, what we're looking for is a student volunteer.

So, what you're gonna have to do to prove you belong with P.C.

So, with the ice cream, the vodka, pizza pockets,

So, with the no help for hungry kids, that's $18.87.

So, you're the one trying to destroy me, eh?

So, you've heard of yaoi?

So, you've just recently moved here?

So, young man, I understand

Social justice! One, two, three! Whoo, whoo!

SodoSopa is the future of South Park.

SodoSopa?

SodoSopa. Welcome home.

Some city beef, and a city egg roll!

Some clue as to what we're dealing with.

Some college kid's gonna come in and tell us our ways are old?

Some of our colleagues were manipulated

Some say I cannot survive in today's world.

Somebody better fess up right now!

Somebody here have a problem with Caitlyn Jenner?

Somebody just joined the one dollar club!

Somebody who can put the things Eric wants up on the Internet for him,

Somebody's about to get their asses kicked!

Somebody's hiding him.

Somebody's put a note in the mailbox asking me to come and talk to them.

Someone in our town helped these people come here.

Someone like me has on their business.

Someone purposely had Principal Victoria replaced

Someone who needs a real talking to.

Something is very wrong here.

Something much worse.

Something to be expected in relationships.

Something very important, Jimmy.

Sometimes victims of oppression are so marginalized

Sometimes, I don't know what I've gotten myself into.

Son of a bitch.

Son, I've always tried to be a fair dad.

Son, you need to listen to me.

Soon no human will be able to afford it.

Soon we'll all have Shi Tpa Town to enjoy again.

Sorry, buddy. Nobody allowed in.

Sorry, but I guess you'll have to find somebody else

Sorry, Charlie, but I don't allow ads in my newspaper.

Sorry, honey. This review for Applebee's has turned into a 50 pager.

Sorry. My bad.

Sorry. Not sorry.

Sorry. Wait. That's an ad for McDonald's. Hold on.

Sounds good. Now get the out of here.

South Park kind of sucks now. You guys want to bail?

South Park's historic Asian fusion landmark

Spare a dollar?

Spending money on the SodoSopa project.

Sponsored content.

Spruce everything up, get rid of all the ugliness

Stan, I am your dad

Stan, it isn't what you think.

Stan, straight white males in a capitalistic society have little...

Stan, what the hell are you doing in here?!

Stan, your dad is one of them.

STAN: Cool. Don't.

STAN: Principal Victoria?

STAN: That's Clyde

STAN: What?

Stan's calling you a traitor.

Stanley, let your mother and I deal with this.

Started by the college aged fraternity brothers

State of the art finishes

Steven and I were just heading to SodoSopa

Stewart, come on. Your house sucks.

Stop shaming him because you want to fit in.

Stop that, Cupid Me.

Stop!

Students who still use the word "retarded,"

Stunning.

Suck it.

Suck my balls.

Suddenly, there were no ads on phones, on computers.

Super School News worthy?

Super School News!

Supermodel Gigi Hadid.

Support is growing for a Colorado man

Sweet, bro. I'm P.C. UMass.

Sweet, bros! Texas A&M.

Syrian refugee children, flank from the left!

Syrian refugees are all terrorists!

T That's right.

Take a look at this.

Take a order, please?!

Take my punishment and move on.

Take order, please?

Take...

Takes place, the lower income residents fear

Tee hee hee hee!

Tee hee hee!

Tee hee hee! Aren't you liking your massage?

Tee hee hee! Aw, come on. Let's be like Tweek and Craig.

Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee hee!

Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee!

Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!

Tee hee hee! Tee hee!

Test 17 B.

Than Kyle Broflovski's speech about his hero, Caitlyn Jenner.

Than learning about diversity in third world countries.

Thank you, David. That's good service.

Thank you. God bless you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Whoa, Barker, did you perform cunnilingus?

Thanks for coming in to talk to us, Nathan.

Thanks for coming to our event.

Thanks for shopping, sir. Next, please.

Thanks for taking my call.

Thanks to Mr. Garrison,

Thanks, Brian. He's working for the ads, obviously.

Thanks, but I I got Yelp a new place in Shi Tpa Town tonight.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks, Kevin.

Thanks, Rick. Stay dry.

Thanks, Tom.

Thanks.

That ads have become smarter than us

That allows you to spot an ad in disguise.

That and because... I thought you were cute.

That bends around and fucks the "L"

That can give us a clue about...

That come from Japan.

That distinguishes those who want to kill us

That does it! I've had enough!

That get people thinking about their insurance coverage?

That I'm sort of the head of.

That intolerance still exists in our country.

That is a total lie!

That is completely irrelevant, okay?

That is exclusive, ignores individuality,

That is not true. Who said that?!

That is not what happened.

That is ridiculous!

That is so bigoted, so racially biased,

That is SodoSopa,

That it somehow knew what you wanted

That little fucker, dude!

That looks fun!

That means it's neither a planet nor a natural satellite.

That might be newsworthy?

That might t t taint the truth behind what people are thinking.

That movie's gonna suck, dude.

That my policies work to get things done.

That person faked the Bill Cosby joke

That pisses me off!

That put you right in the heart of it all.

That serves to marginalize others.

That since most people now watch news reports on the Internet,

That some kids in the town of South Park

That sometimes a counselor needs counseling!

That son a bitch! Get him! Stop him!

That sounds like vampires to me.

That sounds terrible. Be careful, Butters.

That speaking Canadian isn't so difficult,

That stuff expensive. Now listen, everybody!

That stupid bitch had it coming.

That talking to her friends is more important

That there's nothing here for you to keep pursuing.

That they begin to sympathize with their oppressors.

That was an op ed piece in the paper

That was classic, Caitlyn.

That was hilarious when you called her a pizza face.

That was nice.

That we are going to take the time to do this right.

That what I'm trying to do is actually protect them?

That whatever was responsible wasn't human.

That Whole Foods can't ignore.

That will turn the most rundown and dilapidated part of our town

That word makes my heart piss its pants.

That Yorkshire 33mm up close.

That you and my daughter have started a romance.

That, frankly, make me want to puke.

That, of course, I do already know about homosexuality.

That's a new low.

That's a nice gun right there.

That's a perfect score.

That's a pretty sweet looking guitar.

That's an ad

That's an ad for skiing in Vermont.

That's an ad.

That's awesome.

That's called "sponsored content."

That's completely safe from any violence.

That's completely understandable.

That's cool. Y you guys stay here.

That's great, sir.

That's great, sir. Ice cream sandwiches...

That's great!

That's her, right there. You remove her from my school.

That's how it works in this damn country.

That's it, Cupid Me

That's it, Cupid Me. Okay, that's it.

That's it, Garrison.

That's it, Maggie. I'm hanging it up.

That's it!

That's just how I feel, you know?

That's just ridiculous, okay.

That's just your family, Kenny.

That's my best friend, Dad.

That's not funny.

That's okay. Lots of people are.

That's pretty cool

That's really what our town is about.

That's right... By taking pride in our work!

That's so cool of you. Wow.

That's so sweet! [ Chuckles ]

That's the cold, hard truth of immigration.

That's the ne... Oh, no, wait. That's an ad for cat food.

That's the news.

That's the news. That's an ad. That's an ad.

That's the sound of 2015 pulling you over, people.

That's the word for "clever" here in South Park.

That's two weeks detention for you, bud. I'll see you at 4:00.

That's very Cartman of you, Stan.

That's what happens.

That's what it's gonna take... All of us together!

That's what **** do when they're caught in a lie.

That's what P.C. people do.

That's when Kyle tried to kill me.

That's when the ads had to adapt.

That's why we thought P.C. Principal was behind it.

That's why you're trying to shift blame on me.

The ad has gotten to him. There's no time to argue.

The ads are trying to wipe us out.

The ads were stopped. Or so it seemed.

The ads will have won, and I will be the man.

The angry Yelp reviewers are demanding special treatment

The area south of downtown South Park

The art tries to show that all love is magical,

The Asians decide who's gonna be gay?

The Asians?

The average human can no longer tell the difference

The bottom line is that the only thing

The Canadian president got to death, darling.

The Canadian president has been to death.

The Canadians can't do this!

The chef brines chicken in habañero

The cops won't come,

The cultural and social dynamic of being a Filipino American.

The elementary school newspaper, Linda?

The entire town in one location?

The Eric Cartman we know breaks the rules,

The final sweeping underneath the rug.

The following video is graphic.

The food, the art, the nightlife.

The fuck's wrong with you?

The future of our town depends on us

The gun show?

The **** actually did something similar to what Kyle's doing now.

The last report you gave me has a comment that says,

The little boy who sucked all your shit is about to die from it!

The little dick that hangs off the "C"

The man is coming! [Children scream]

The man is gonna get me if I don't stop.

The Man is pricing us out of our own town.

The man who came to your house with a gun was one of them.

The man! He's gonna get me!

The men in there are sick with hatred,

The more clever they get.

The more we try to shut them out,

The morning after I ate it, I went to the bathroom,

The most private and exclusive ownership opportunity is here.

The most sought after address in all of South Park

The newest edition of Super School News,

The news stories P.C. Principal researched

The one in the white shoes isn't that ugly.

The online restaurant critics are getting ready

The only hope for the truth to get out there, Jimmy,

The owner of City Wok has child labor making videos for him!

The P.C. frat brothers say they've gone now two days

The P.C. people are simply being manipulated,

The person trying to change things

The pregnant Mexican women are falling asleep on the tacos.

The previous principal of the school was let go

The principal has become our biggest problem.

The principal is going to try and make up some crazy story.

The question is, how?

The real conspiracy here are the P.C. extremists

The restaurants are still refusing to be intimidated,

The restaurants put up signs saying I can't come in.

The Roman Empire, buddy, was facing several issues, guy,

The same e mail from people overseas

The same thing that you're doing for Eric Cartman.

The sandwich isn't coming out.

The school paper before you hand it out, okay?

The school's lunch policy, it can hurt people's hearts.

The special treatment you deserve.

The state of the art toilet is designed for men and women

The Syrian refugee children are in.

The top 10 scariest movies of all time.

The top scientific minds were brought together

The town doesn't want you here

The town is in danger, all right?

The town of South Park

The townspeople say the protest is meant to begin a dialogue

The truth is there's something we're lacking as a community,

The Villas At Kenny's House will also feature access

The Villas At Kenny's House...

The whole town is sad. Cupid Me, you have to help.

The whole world wants me to be something I'm not!

The winners from each group.

The word "retarded" does not belong in our school!

The world can be brutal.

The world is darkness! The man is coming!

The Yelp critics' leader!

The young editor of the paper claims

Then again, he's my son no matter what.

Then get your bullshit food critic ass

Then he can have his privilege checked,

Then I guess I'm not interested.

Then I have a polish on Ruby Tuesday's.

Then I looked in the mirror, and I thought I looked kind of ripped,

Then it could be a symbol of us all getting along.

Then it takes form in all shapes and sizes. Tee hee!

Then just tell the city what you want, fat ass!

Then P.C. Principal was trying to help.

Then stop, dude.

Then the rest of you can just follow.

Then this morning, I saw the comments on Twitter,

Then we watched as our entire industry

Then what is it?!

Then who's to say he won't do it

Then why did you say it was gay before?

Then why doesn't anyone know about it?

Then you could be the key to saving our species, Jimmy.

Then you need to be teaching in both languages from now on.

Then you start today.

There are beings who are purposely

There are people who know,

There has to be something...

There she is, officers, right there.

There they go. Wait, wait!

There was an incident at the school last week

There we go, and that's...

There were several candidates during the Canadian elections.

There you are. You have my social media comments?

There you are... A few free desserts.

There you go! How do you like that?

There you go! There you go!

There... Leslie's Instagram and her Twitter.

There'll be amazing food and incredible shops

There'll be so many guns that nothing bad can happen.

There's a certain quality to the vibe and energy

There's a different release form, bro.

There's a time when a town becomes more than it was.

There's a war coming, kid,

There's enemies to humanity out there,

There's going to be an investigation and...

There's homeless people here, and they're scaring my kids.

There's just so many of them.

There's more than two people on the Internet!

There's no ads, no sponsored content,

There's no other way to say it.

There's no stopping it!

There's no telling who works for who.

There's no time to sleep when the city's counting on me.

There's no way to be sure anyone's ever hearing the truth.

There's no way to know who we can trust.

There's not gonna be any disciplinary action.

There's nothing about it that means Tweek and Craig

There's nothing left to do.

There's only one thing we can do.

There's orange peel chicken,

There's really nowhere I'd rather be.

There's still too many P.C. guys on the balcony.

There's these troubled kids

These are really bad kids. Terrorists.

These finely appointed residences all feature

These guys are here to protect my safe space.

These ladies are gonna be part of a big ad campaign

These people are hungry.

These people think they can do what I do,

These things do matter.

They actually think we should all die

They all hang on my every word,

They all hang on my every word.

They are all part of a plan

They are dogs who refuse not apologize

They are going to burn me.

They are trying to attract our youth,

They aren't a coincidence, Officer.

They can't build a wall!

They claim that as local food critics,

They could be your friend, your g gardener.

They deserve respect and that all who oppose them will suffer.

They disguised themselves as news.

They do need me.

They had to disguise themselves as news in order to survive

They have taken human form.

They invented the ad blocker.

They just pick who they pick,

They need me? To do what?

They said they maybe might send over a representative.

They serve refreshments, yes.

They started knowing what I liked, what I was afraid of.

They told me I was special.

They try to keep anyone from knowing the truth from...

They want us to move

They... They broke up?

They... They don't even speak English.

They'll be priced out of the area.

They'll have to do it without my reviews.

They're about to have sex!

They're calling for people's resignations!

They're easily distracted or even fooled by ads,

They're fucking ninjas, dude!

They're just bad kids,

They're just stupid ninjas!

They're protected from any harassing comments.

They're so gay.

They're so gay. Butters told me.

They're such a pain in the ass.

They're taking our incredibly tolerant views

They're trying to price our species out of existence.

They're worried what we'll uncover about P.C. people.

They've become sentient! They've taken human form.

They've changed an area north of downtown into NODOFOPA.

They've taken over SodoSopa, forced all the homeless out.

They've totally revitalized this area south of downtown.

They've updated the system so it's a lot more streamlined now.

Theyjust expect me to listen to them!

Think about it, you guys.

This ad is fucking following me!

This area is gonna put our town on the map.

This certainly doesn't look good for you.

This chicken tastes like shit. What'd you do to it?

This doesn't make sense. Someone's always here

This goes much higher than anyone knows.

This goes so much deeper than you can possibly imagine, Jim.

This is a college bar.

This is a new place.

This is a place where hope is scarce.

This is a safe space. We're not allowed past this.

This is about you being scared, Kyle!

This is all I know.

This is all the Twitter comments?

This is an all new food and nightlife district.

This is CtPaTown.

This is done.

This is gonna be really hard.

This is gonna have to happen pretty fast,

This is historic SodoSopa.

This is it, people.

This is mine?

This is not ever what I intended.

This is not streamlined.

This is our new fourth grade teacher.

This is paradise, Sharon!

This is so wrong! I can't let it continue.

This is South Park.

This is such a fantastic story for the school newspaper.

This is the big day.

This is the greatest thing ever, you guys!

This is totally different from before.

This is what we've all been working for.

This is where I come for lunch every day.

This is, like, totally not necessary.

This kid just needs to be shown he's being an Uncle Able.

This kind of transphobic and bigoted hate speech

This man took the time to come to your school

This shit's important!

This town changing so fast. Everybody want to be PC, be updated.

This town is changing so fast, you know?

This town is outraged, Officer Barbrady.

This wasn't part of the plan.

This way, everyone!

This week, students Jimmy Valmer and Leslie Meyers

This...

Thomas!

Thomas.

Thought you just said you were full.

Three miles north of Auschwitz is NoMoAuchie.

Time is of the essence! We're all gonna die!

Time to take this asshole down.

To a private fitness center, clubhouse,

To agree to let the Yelpers in and to make them feel special.

To ask us for money while we're in the checkout line?

To be a policeman in today's times

To be in consideration...

To be made feel unsafe and harassed.

To be more socially conscious, but have we really done enough?

To better define and reinforce tolerance and acceptance of all groups of people.

To bring businesses to their knees,

To censor the words the student used.

To change.

To chase the news, somehow.

To cover something up.

To date, Shameless America has raised over $40,000.

To deal with Syrian refugees, and that is...

To discuss social justice...

To disguise them.

To distinguish you, we present the golden badge.

To distinguish you, we present to you the golden badge.

To do all the difficult, dirty shit

To enjoy some specialty foods.

To finally get what this town really needs.

To find a way to stop the ads once and for all.

To folks who impose their authority

To get Principal Victoria fired.

To get support for his agenda.

To get your head around some of the social issues

To grant respect

To have it overrun with homeless people

To help hungry kids around the world?

To help raise money to stop shaming

To help these plus sized models.

To inform the people about what's happening.

To introduce you to their culture and customs.

To join the most socially active group in America.

To let anyone who wants to cross the border and screw up our country.

To make real food critics respected again.

To make sure everyone has a safe space forever.

To not be what you were in the past.

To not mess with P.C. Principal, it's you!

To other marginalized groups like us?

To people who are victims of unfair stereotypes.

To persons with disabilities as handicapped.

To play with another boy's penis.

To progress.

To refer to our cafeteria lunch policy.

To see if it is indeed a Whole Foods town.

To service their own needs.

To share his feelings.

To split "to" and the verb, but sometimes you can.

To take down your beloved town and everyone in it.

To that end, let us proceed to our training.

To the Chinese Republic!

To the rustic charm of a mixed income crowd.

To the school newspaper,

To the south of town and face me,

To the town's spiritual leaders.

Today, we're gonna be showing you some art

Tofer, can you explain check your privilege, please?

Together, we can make a difference.

Together, we must strive to make our fortress super badass

Token was all like...

TOKEN: You guys, you guys!

Tom Brady.

Tom Brady's never out.

Tom, it looks like a pop up ad.

Tom, that's Bill Keegan, WCFO.

Tom, the political activist is going around the country

Tom, the scene at the Canadian border is electric

Tom, we've just about got it fixed.

TOM: Jimmy!

Tonight's a very special night for the P.C.s.

Took a lot to hunt you down, P.C. Principal.

Towards people with disabilities!

Trespassing in our yard, and we need assistance.

Truth about what?

Try and get a Whole Foods in our town.

Try me!

Try putting your foot on her face.

Trying to dictate his punishment to you.

Trying to reach the news story.

Trying to scare people away.

Tubby.

Turn off the light and go back to bed.

Turning the whole department into a hula school.

Tweek, calm down. We have to put a stop to this.

Tweek, don't make me out to be the bad guy here.

Tweek, if... And I'm only saying if...

Tweek, is there anything you want to talk to us about?

Tweek!

Tweek's just up in his room playing.

Tweek's out of coffee, honey.

Two and a half stars.

Type out just the positive ones, and give that to Eric on paper.

Ugh, flippin' ads

Ugh, I don't want to see a slide show.

Ugh! I'm a terrible actor.

Ugh! So weird.

Ugh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. And who the hell is Michael?

Uh huh. Yes.

Uh oh.

Uh, can... can I show you the most exciting part of town?

Uh, Dan? Dan?

Uh, did they mention to you that I am a Yelper?

Uh, don't remember.

Uh, dude, somebody spilled shit on the floor.

Uh, excuse me a second. Hello, ladies.

Uh, excuse me,

Uh, excuse me. Why are you doing this?

Uh, he's in charge of the school paper.

Uh, hey, Cartman. What's going on?

Uh, hi.

Uh, hi. Mr. Jinping?

Uh, I'm Jimmy, editor in chief of Super School News.

Uh, it's actually pronounced "Day vid," okay?

Uh, listen, before you ring me up,

Uh, no. We're good, thanks.

Uh, thank you all for coming.

Uh, that's right over there.

Uh, the Asians just, you know...

Uh, the reason I need to talk with you, Jason,

Uh, these are local cows, yes.

Uh, uh, yeah. Yeah, they do.

Uh, we got to be careful, Gerald.

Uh, well, tonight, you're at our Motel Six.

Uh, what are you... What are you talking about?

Uh, yes, Leslie. I like our school very much.

Uh, yes.

Uh...

Uhhhhh...

Uhhhhh... I like the school paper.

Um, how do you get to school?

Um, oh, I'm gonna take some of this with me.

Unbelievable.

Understanding of victimization compared to injustices...

Unfortunately for you,

Unwittingly setting the table for the new enemy of humanity.

Updated, revitalized, and ready to fit in

Us Yelpers are being scrutinized.

Using tactics that are underhanded and unfair.

Using those Syrian refugees was genius, bro.

Vanderpump sangria mix...

Vin Diesel, too?!

W well, the man! The man is gonna get me!

Wait, he said this was gay?

Wait, uh... T That's not what happened.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.

Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.

Wait, wait! Anybody want a City Chicken?

Wait, what?

Wait. That's Leslie

Wake up, dickhead.

Want ads... controlling my news!

Wanted special privileges,

Wanting to put an end to all of us,

Wanting to, like, kiss a dude?

Wants to talk to you about P.C. Principal.

Was Brian Bouyant of WXNR, Fort Collins.

Was destroyed and its owner stripped and beheaded.

Was how great this town had become.

Was in an altercation at school today.

Was just referring to Bruce Jenner as a person,

Was sort of the appropriate place to ask for donations.

Was taken over by the ads.

Was that Ice Cube? Tupac?

Was what kept you going.

Was what me, sir?

Wasn't even doing anything, just talking too loud,

Watch the balls.

We all could be better people. All of us!

We all have to stand up to P.C. Principal together.

We all just don't believe we can get a Whole Foods,

We all loved Whistlin' Willy's.

We all need to be better to each other!

We all played a part.

We are at war, but the only way to win this war

We are both restaurant critics, and so is our son.

We are French and British explorers,

We are getting word that a wall has already been built.

We are going to be wiring you some money

We are going to bring SodoSopa to its knees.

We are gonna figure this shit out

We are language police fighting bigotry!

We are now being referred to as "the shit heads of America."

We are so gonna win the primaries.

We are the Hopewell and Abenaki,

We believe in something greater than ourselves,

We believe that our faiths and our traditions

We both went over to Kyle and Stan,

We build a big wall.

We can all agree on that.

We can defeat all our enemies.

We can fight to get our power back!

We can shoot up in these abandoned buildings.

We can swallow just about anything.

We can't afford $10 ice cream, all right?

We can't afford it.

We can't affort it?

We can't beat him, you guys.

We can't just go walking in there.

We cannot let them take from us our P.C.

We could live anywhere!

We couldn't get a Whole Foods to open here!

We didn't need you to do that!

We discussed yesterday.

We don't belong together? What suddenly changed, Craig?

We don't even want to be over there!

We don't have junked cars in our yards.

We don't have to kiss their asses anymore!

We don't know what these kids are capable of.

We don't know who they are, but they...

We don't know who we can trust.

We don't take kindly

We don't take kindly to respecting human beings!

We eat too much. We take our spoiled lives for granted.

We even created ad blockers.

We go live to Minnesota.

We gonna make City Wok updated and beautiful!

We gonna take the business back from SodoSopa!

We got at least 5.9 years to go.

We got distracted!

We got to get back to that computer!

We have a code red.

We have a fucking Whole Foods.

We have a guest speaker today

We have a new enemy out there, an almost invisible foe

We have a SodoSopa! The town is completely different! SodoSopa!

We have an arts and entertainment district,

We have another child here who is special, too.

We have asked students of Canadian origin to introduce you to their culture and...

We have been getting to know some of the Asian girls,

We have heard of what you are doing,

We have Shi Tpa Town,

We have to come out and say we're gay.

We have to find out who had me fired with the Cosby joke.

We have to get guns.

We have to let people know P.C

We have to make sure nobody recognizes us.

We have to stay safe.

We have to think of a way to smooth this over fast.

We hope you've got what it takes

We just feel like this is actual news,

We just have to give them time.

We just have to stage a fake breakup

We just want to know what's going on with you.

We know you will.

We know!

We love you, too, Dad.

We may never know why.

We need a news headline that will draw him back to town.

We need to get to the gym.

We need to round 'em up fast and fuck them till they're dead.

We need to talk.

We need you to do that again.

We need you to shoot some kids.

We realize that when a rejuvenation like this

We really have to impress this customer. He's a local food critic.

We should all get a house together and unite our tolerant views.

We should have put up a Goddamn wall.

We talked a long time about **** and the Hebrew faith.

We them to death, too!

We think it's just terrific.

We think Super School News would be a great way

We thought it was funny.

We thought they were!

We thought you were just a spaz,

We told you we were flying you back home,

We understand that not everyone is for the town

We want everyone to be able to voice their concerns.

We want to once and for all declare you

We were wrong about you. I was wrong about you.

We were, like, totally trying to find out what happened to him.

We were... We were on Cartman's computer,

We weren't paying attention!

We weren't paying attention.

We will defend our ninja honor

We won't rest until America is completely shameless.

We would like to give you $26 million.

We'd like to run a test on you.

We'd love to be in business with you.

We'll just have to make do.

We'll keep the existing structures,

We'll run away together and... and...

We'll see what they've got behind that Goddamn wall.

We're Americans!

We're being labeled as meatheads

We're gentrifying. It's all good.

We're getting a new edition of the school paper out by morning.

We're going to kill him with kindness.

We're going to war with these P.C. people once and for all.

We're gonna head back to SodoSopa for some curious fusion delights!

We're honored to be throwing this event

We're just hanging out, talking about Coldplay, all right?

We're just tired of the way

We're just trying to get answers

We're not going back to that miserable place.

We're ready! Whoo!

We're so proud of you, Tweek.

We're to release him immediately,

We're trying on shoes and eating chicken nuggets, stupid.

We're trying to correct the problem.

We're two privileged, straight white boys

We've been getting away with horrible things, Sharon.

We've been looking for Kyle Broflovski.

We've been watching you.

We've got a big problem!

We've got a deal, right?

We've got everything from P.C. Principal's hard drive.

We've got to work on our Kaholo Koloa

We've had over 2,000 gorgeous guns

We've heard all about that,

We've invited him to the White House today to show our appreciation.

We've only had a Whole Foods for a month,

Wearing this badge means you will always get the special treatment that you deserve.

Welcome City Wok! Take your order pleeaaahhh!

Welcome home.

Welcome to South Park University.

Welcome to Whistlin' Willy's.

Well if these people look up to you,

Well you have a nice day sir,

Well, and so I clicked on the headline,

Well, aren't you eating lunch, Eric?

Well, but then why would Asian girls draw them like that?

Well, Dad, I just r r really like being a part of something.

Well, did you make any money?

Well, Eric and I have been talking,

Well, Eric, maybe you shouldn't have put a picture of you

Well, Eric, you should be proud that people want to be like you.

Well, good for you.

Well, guess what, Craig! Love doesn't follow a plan!

Well, guess what.

Well, hello, Craig.

Well, hey, I'm from South Park!

Well, how do you like my new apartment?

Well, how long do you think this will last?

Well, I can't go with you, you know. It's too dangerous.

Well, I don't want a Canadian girlfriend, Eric!

Well, I guess I could try and help.

Well, I guess there's just one last thing to take care of.

Well, I want to pursue careers

Well, I'll be damned.

Well, I'll tell you what it means.

Well, I'm "Da veed."

Well, I'm full.

Well, I'm sorry, the world isn't one big liberal arts college campus!

Well, I'm throwing my hat in and saying I'll figure this thing out.

Well, I've got something you might like a little better.

Well, if I get detention, I'll get grounded.

Well, it goes back to World War ll

Well, it's intriguing, because in Genesis 34,

Well, it's just too bad.

Well, Jimmy? What do you think?

Well, looks like things are getting all P.C. again.

Well, now my voice is heard, and I will...

Well, now you can.

Well, okay!

Well, Pluto is actually a dwarf planet.

Well, that's what an ad does.

Well, that's what Canadians say to express remorse.

Well, the way I heard it was that the girl in the school

Well, then you go right now, mister!

Well, then, I'm sorry I have to do this, Jimmy.

Well, then, it's time to go ask Kyle

Well, there's chicken in the fridge if you get hungry.

Well, there's only one immigration policy that I believe in,

Well, they said you'd be tough.

Well, they're all eating together and praying,

Well, this thing should make you feel more at ease.

Well, uh... Well, yes, sir.

Well, we have Token. He's black.

Well, we heard that you're gay.

Well, we'd like to come help you,

Well, we'll just have to stop going to those places.

Well, you are a little late.

Well, you know,

Well, you know, we just don't want you

Well, you sure know a lot about this.

Well... Well, now they've made Kyle their main target.

Wendy Testaberger.

Wh wh what did he say?

Wha... I got detention?

Wha... Who?

What a lovely charity event. I suppose you're all feeling

What about Craig?

What about Jimmy's?

What about that one in the glasses?

What are they doing now?

What are you actually suggesting be done?

What are you doing in the faculty bathroom?

What are you doing now?

What are you doing with that?

What are you doing, Kenny?

What are you doing? This place isn't you.

What are you guys talking about?

What are you talking about?

What changed your mind?

What color is the Filipino's father?

What did I do to make my son like this?

What did I do wrong, huh?

What did you just say?

What do we believe in?

What do we do now?

What do we want?

What do you know about a little girl named Leslie?

What do you mean they built a wall?!

What do you mean, Jimmy? Are you mad?

What do you think of that?

What do you think we're gonna do?

What do you think?

What do you want?

What does that have to do with anything?

What does this mean, dude?!

What happened at the gun show?

What happened to you, Nathan?

What have done to the Super School News?

What have they clone to my town?!

What have we done?

What have you done?

What I want is to be able to lead these fine people with the respect and the dignity...

What if I were to tell you

What if Kyle knowingly gave that speech to get all the illegals in?

What if my parents find out?! Aah!

What if they won't help us with the homeless?

What in the world is going on?

What is going on, huh?!

What is it, Donald?

What is it, Thomas?

What is it?

What is P.C. but a verbal form of gentrification?

What is that kid doing here?

What lower income residents?

What made Mr. Garrison do that?

What makes you in charge?

What matters, and the reason I brought you in here,

What new people?

What people on the Internet said about my dick pic?

What she did took bravery, and she is absolutely stunning.

What should we do with him?

What the

What the "bleep"?!

What the fuck are you doing, Kyle?

What the fuck are you doing? You washing your hands?

What the fuck are you talking about?

What the fuck is this, bro?!

What the fuck is this? Are you kidding me?

What the hell are we doing?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell are you guys talki...

What the hell do you want to do now?

What the hell is a SodoSopa?!

What the hell is going on, bro?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is this?

What the hell is this?!

What the hell just happened?

What the hell?

What the Sam hell is going on?

What this town needs...

What we need is a...

What were you doing in there?

What were you thinking?

What you are doing is very important,

What, am I on trial or something?!

What, bro?

What, to take one area of town that was crappy

What?

What? Are you sure?

What? What did she say?

What? What's that you say?

What? When? Where was I what?

What? Who is that?

What?!

What?! Are you insane?!

What?! Did you not hear anything I said?!

What?! What?! What?! What?!

What?! Why not?!

What... What were we doing again?

What'd he say?

What'd you say?

What's going on, Randy?

What's going on?

What's happened to South Park is happening everywhere.

What's sore y?

What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's that?

What's the last four digits of your soc?

What's the matter with you people?

What's this about, Kyle?

What's this?

What's wrong with being gay? Nothing wrong with that.

What's wrong with two guys liking each other?

What's wrong, Kyle?

Whatever's going on, it's pretty damn scary.

Whee oo! Whee oo! Whee oo!

When a town like ours has a homeless problem,

When he saw there was no money in news anymore,

When I find out who did this!

When I hear that word,

When I take the gag off,

When people use the word "retarded?"

When she suddenly changes her mind, Butters.

When the lights go back on, just look at me and smile.

When the people take that bold step

When the pussy crusher story came out in Super School News,

When the Yelpers get here, I need you to get lost, okay?

When women are just as capable of selling sandwiches as anyone?!

When you breach a college safe space,

When you use the "R" word to describe

Where are the ethnic and racial minorities?

Where are the Hispanic kids? Huh?

Where could it even go?!

Where else but CtPaTown

Where else can you let loose your wild side

Where I come from, we settle things with our fists.

Where is everybody?

Where is everyone, guy?

Where people can gather to shop, experience, and grow.

Where should I go?

Where they were playing basketball, remember?

Where we discuss and have meetings

Where your country gone? Where my country gone!

Where's P.C. Principal?

Where's Stan?

Where's that other taco plate? We need it now!

Which are finding more and more clever ways...

Which fosters isolation and loneliness,

Which is hilarious because Clyde's mom is dead!

Which leaves us, oh,

While everyone around you gets richer!

While Kyle's intolerance is dealt with violently.

While still being a part of helping the local economy?

While still just steps away from the action.

While taking in views of that mixed SodoSopa culture.

While you've been sitting here trying to feel good,

Whistlin' Willy! He stand up to the Yelpers!

Whistlin' Willy's, a child favorite in town,

Who are demanding that all of South Park's

Who are they from, hon?

Who are you?

Who claims the way to deal with illegal immigrants

Who does this kid think he is, challenging me?

Who found the school lunch policy to be ridiculous,

Who had the exquisite bravery of a butterfly flying against the wind.

Who have committed to our cause.

Who have introduced us to an art style called yaoi.

Who have no problem killing

Who have their laughs about things we never had to deal with.

Who have to deal with verbal biases like yours on a daily basis?!

Who is in charge of the school paper?!

Who is that reporter? Do we know him?

Who is?

Who just want to crush puss by an intolerant newspaper.

Who kill everyone that doesn't follow their P.C. ideology.

Who kind of looks like a dude.

Who knows all about this stuff, okay?

Who the children had sing soul songs,

Who they're gonna make gay?

Who think that when we all stand up

Who told you that the principal sent Jimmy

Who used to be in charge of the news.

Who was it, huh?!

Who will challenge our perceptions of physical beauty.

Who would use a Cosby joke to push their own agenda?

Who wrote this?

Who?

Who... Who's this?

Who's gay and who's not.

Who's not even that hot, and kind of looks like a dude!

Who've turned their backs on America.

Whoa, dude!

Whoa, Mom, what the hell?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whole Foods?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Cool!

Whoa! Hey!

Whoa! Whoa! Shelly! Put down the gun, Shelly!

Whoa.

Whoa. What'd you say to him?

Whoever doesn't think like they do!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!

Whoo, whoo!

Whoo, whoo! We'll fight until you're P.C. black and blue!

Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! You hear that?

Whoohoo!

Whooo!

Whooo! Whooo! Whooo! Whooo!

Whose idea was it to revitalize the shitty part of town

Why are the Asian girls drawing pictures of us being gay?

Why are they all suddenly coming here?

Why are you always taking Stan's side?!

Why can't you quit him?

Why couldn't we try to live on this planet together?

Why did it have to be like this?

Why do I do these things, you ask?

Why do the Japanese make some people gay and others not?

Why do you want to make this a problem?

Why does that matter?

Why don't we just run it so that everybody knows the truth?

Why don't you Canucks go back where you came from?!

Why don't you take a break from Yelping, Gerald?

Why he sold out his own kind.

Why isn't anyone looking at me?

Why not?

Why would anyone think that I'm on the principal's side?

Why would he slam our whole town?

Why would I say something homophobic

Why would I want to destroy an entire species?

Why would kids in our town want to be a part of that?

Why would we want to be here?

Why wouldn't I be able to pass the garlic bread?

Why, this is a little boy's underwear.

Why, this is Butters' underwear.

Why? Are you jealous?

Why? Are you uncomfortable around people with disabilities?

Will Kyle Broflovski

Will protect you from trolls and make your Internet a safe space.

Will you bus this for me, David? Thanks.

Will you just press on his belly?

Will you look at this?

Will you please tell your dad to leave me alone?

Window's gonna come up and ask if you're helping the hungry kids.

With "Craig and Tweek: Moonlight Dance."

With a lot of practice, you're going to find

With all the homeless people there.

With any sexual exploration.

With iPads, these people can finally help more Americans

With Jimmy and with Leslie.

With modern styling, these lofts are sleek,

With proud owner Steven Stotch.

With some money, all right?

With that money, we are putting more and more iPads

With the Lofts and Residences at SodoSopa,

With the most progressive towns in America.

With the new principal?

With the rise of the Internet, suddenly the ads

With the updated and quaint urban developments.

With the way this place is looking, we gonna have people rushing in any second!

With this. Ugh, there's that ad again.

Without eating any pussy

Wonderful. Rotisserie chicken...

Words that have negative or offensive connotations

Would make me look stupid?

Would that be acceptable to you?

Would you like to give a dollar to help feed hungry kids?

Would you like to have some coffee, Craig?

Would you like to make a dollar donation to hungry kids today?

Wow

Wow, he... he listened.

Wow, how did you...

Wow, this is so great.

Wow!

Wow! What kind of ice cream is that?

Wow.

Wow. Can you believe this place?

Wow. The fellas were right.

Wow. These things are amazing.

Wow. Well, you're pretty important, Eric.

Wow. You're really progressive.

Writing headlines sponsored by P.C. Principal and the ads?

Written by a first grader

Y Yaoi. Yaoi, yes?

Y You think South Park has a university?

Y'all enjoying your pizza?

Yaaaah!

Yaoi is a blend of emotion and beauty

Yaoi is just an art style for girls by girls

Yaoi, anal intercourse, Maui Zaui.

Yeah, a lot of changes.

Yeah, and I'm Dan Rather, and I got news for you...

Yeah, and people commenting on your Yelp page starts here.

Yeah, and wasn't Jimmy the one

Yeah, and, like, if you're gonna belittle

Yeah, bro! P.C.!

Yeah, bro.

Yeah, but I'm kind of teetering on five stars or one star.

Yeah, Chino Hills.

Yeah, cool.

Yeah, dude. Ohio State.

Yeah, dude. You're hilarious.

Yeah, everybody's pretty freaked out over here, baby.

Yeah, fuck that dude, bro.

Yeah, I got concerns!

Yeah, I just want to finish this movie.

Yeah, I mean, it's fine you want to go preach about Caitlyn Jenner,

Yeah, I... I don't want to get involved.

Yeah, I'll bet now we can get a lot more puss.

Yeah, I'm done!

Yeah, I'm gonna help you. I mean, come on.

Yeah, I'm sure they are.

Yeah, I'm... I'm a little tired because I'm actually hosting a

Yeah, if this guy's the best their town has to offer,

Yeah, it can. Watch.

Yeah, it's gonna have everything!

Yeah, it's kind of like when a princess of one country marries the prince of another.

Yeah, it's right up here

Yeah, just some work related stuff.

Yeah, let me handle this, guys. I'm P.C.

Yeah, let's go!

Yeah, like one of us is purposely trying to keep us

Yeah, look at all these new restaurants the Whole Foods has brought in.

Yeah, no, I think we're good.

Yeah, no, I'm telling you, Tracy,

Yeah, no, sorry! Everything past here is ours.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, probably.

Yeah, she's a hungry one. You got to pull hard.

Yeah, sorry, guys. We got about a 30 minute wait.

Yeah, sorry. I can't listen to another one either.

Yeah, Stan seems really perplexed.

Yeah, thanks.

Yeah, to be marginalizing persons with disabilities

Yeah, uh, s sorry. It's right here.

Yeah, we're gonna raise a lot of money.

Yeah, we're pretty badass,

Yeah, we've got a bunch of drug addict vagrants

Yeah, well, it's pretty hard to look at you.

Yeah, what is this yaoi thing all about?

Yeah, what... What would Tom Brady say if he got caught shoplifting?

Yeah, where's the Eric Cartman we know?

Yeah, with Clyde and David, too.

Yeah, yeah, so... so, Clyde says to Token,

Yeah, yeah. This is interesting. Have you guys read Genesis 34?

Yeah, you broke the rules!

Yeah, you know, itjust bugs me when people refer

Yeah, you want to make fun of me?!

Yeah, you're pretty different yourself, Leslie.

Yeah!

Yeah! And the coolest thing?

Yeah! Yeah! That's right!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah? Well, go somewhere else, copper.

Yeah? Well, guns are never the answer.

Yeah.

Yeah. I would've never thought to use offensive imagery

Yeah. Me, too.

Yeah. The food is unbelievable.

Yeah. Yeah, right here.

Yep. Got it.

Yep. School tomorrow should be really interesting.

Yes, I guess, let's go back.

Yes, I have to admit,

Yes, I wanted Principal Victoria fired,

Yes, I will.

Yes, I would like to give a dollar.

Yes, Lion King 2.

Yes, Mr. President.

Yes, P.C. Principal! R right away! M'kay.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Give me a second. I'll have a table right away.

Yes, six armed gunmen have entered the arena,

Yes, that's right.

Yes, they did. Do you know who they are?

Yes, they wanted to use his P.C.

Yes, us Yelp critics are being scrutinized!

Yes, we are gay. But we do not belong together.

Yes, we've been alerted, sir.

Yes, with his boyfriend.

Yes, yes!

Yes, you mentioned that several times.

Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. My father made it just for you.

Yes. Okay.

Yes. them all to death.

You always telling me what to do.

You and I are bigots.

You and I both know

You and Kenny built all this?

You are a bigot.

You are a very special child, Jimmy.

You are being relocated.

You are fired from South Park Elementary.

You are fired.

You are wasting your time. I'm not attracted to guys.

You assholes destroyed the best place in town

You better not fucking push me again, man!

You better say, "I ride me bicicleta to school!"

You better watch your microaggressions, bro.

You broke the rules how you found out I broke the rules.

You broke the rules!

You can break the rules busting us now.

You can do it, Tweek.

You can go on up.

You can try to block ads, but they get smarter.

You can't fight being gay.

You can't just go grabbing for it, all right?

You can't just treat me like I'm nothing.

You can't say "excitement" without saying "SodoSopa."

You can't stop me!

You can't tell what's human and what's an ad anymore.

You can't treat Yelpers this way.

You can't... You can't go past... past here.

You cannot trust a ******* ninja, Butters.

You changed something in me, and Ijust...

You dare to use words that alienate two communities of people

You do?

You don't belong anywhere

You don't even try to know me, Dad!

You don't got to be sore y.

You don't know the half of it.

You don't know what Cartman's capable of.

You don't know what who are?

You don't want people thinking you're a weirdo.

You don't want to be here?

You don't want to do yourselves

You don't want to feel bad,

You don't want to fuck a vampire.

You don't want to get involved? Dude, what's wrong with you?

You don't want us investigating P.C. Principal.

You experience the fruity, delicious flavor of this without any spicy pain.

You feel bad. Right.

You feel like that's a no no word, right?

You get the... Get the out!

You go against P.C., and you just end up missing.

You gonna break his legs, P.C. Principal?

You got a fucking problem, bro?

You got a fucking problem, man?

You got home pretty late last night.

You got in at 6:00, and now you're missing work.

You got it!

You got me fired? Why?!

You got that?

You guys are really acting strange.

You guys lay low and watch your backs.

You guys should come and check it out.

You guys, I think this whole thing is a conspiracy.

You guys, immigrants, either legal or illegal,

You guys, they're say! They're totally gay.

You guys, when two groups of people

You guys! Oh, my God, you guys!

You have quotes in here from Jimmy.

You have really turned his life around,

You have the wrong idea about me, Jimmy.

You have to figure that out!

You have to get in front of everyone

You have to get me out of here, Jimmy.

You have to make sure that you stay...

You have to make sure your partner is comfortable

You have your cake. Eat it, too.

You haven't heard?

You I broke the rules. You're breaking the rules.

You just bully people

You just don't have what it takes

You just follow my lead and try and make it believable, okay?

You just need a little prick of magic.

You just need a little spark of magic.

You know how college kids are.

You know me.

You know we've all been making changes

You know what I am, friends?

You know what I think of your pretty flowers?

You know what, I think it's good.

You know, a lot of people think that Asians decide

You know, I think it's changed a lot.

You know, I think you and I got off on the wrong foot the other day.

You know, if there's one thing I really respect,

You know, if there's one thing that makes me sick,

You know, the men in suits

You know, there's still some people out there that say,

You know, we're all here for a really important reason.

You know, what's that story about the two sides that were fighting,

You know, you ought to check out the gun show.

You like apples?

You little shit! Keep me out, will you?!

You look familiar.

You make yourself miserable your whole life.

You mean about keeping your dick out?

You mean ISIS or ninjas?

You mean like someone put their balls in the glass?

You might know Steven Seagal.

You mind telling me why you're going around the world

You most certainly are.

You must be feeling extra jumpy!

You must promise to uphold the Warrior's code.

You need backup, sir?

You need my help? You gots it.

You need to come do something about this.

You need to see this, son

You never listened! Nobody listens to me!

You okay?

You probably heard that Eric here has been dealing with some body shaming.

You protected this town

You pulled a gun on our son, Randy!

You really checked that little boy's privilege.

You really think all the changes happening to this town

You really think just my speech brought on a wave of illegal immigration?

You really think you can refer to an undocumented immigrant

You really tried to help.

You remember?

You said that protecting people from bad dining experiences

You said to make it seem real.

You say fat shaming is wrong,

You see paper?! It's over!

You see this news story?

You see, I'm extremely important to this town, and I'm not going to be...

You see, I'm not going to accept four days of detention,

You see, I've got expensive tastes, Jimmy.

You see, officers, apparently Leslie thinks

You see, the "R" word is very bad.

You see, there's still people out there like Brett fucking Favre,

You see, what happened is that these immigrants

You see? There! This is why it's happening.

You seem a little overwhelmed.

You seem like a reasonable person.

You seem to have some mental ability

You shot an unarmed 6 year old Latino child.

You should go away.

You should have thought of that before you shot a Mexican

You should know, of all people,

You should see all the comments I'm getting.

You shut up, or I swear to God I'll use this.

You shut your mouth, or I'll shut...

You son of a bitch, Stan.

You stay strong,

You still don't even know half the story.

You tell those pussy homos they can suck my balls!

You think I'm stupid?

You think Scar's up there?

You think Venezuelans aren't Americans, brah?!

You think you can just pull that shit you pulled at school,

You think you can...

You thought me having someone edit my social media

You told me Jimmy was dead.

You use the word "retarded" 400 times a day.

You used to do it all on your own.

You want me to come along?

You want me to run Cartman's Twitter and Yelp account

You want me to shame Brett Favre?

You want to come along?

You want to give a dollar?

You want to play with me?

You want two weeks detention instead?!

You were right, Dennis!

You what?!

You will never be rid of ads.

You work a real hard.

You would need to say something like,

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

You Yelpers are killing me.

You, sir, have a pizza face, and you suck your mom's dick.

You, too, you son of a bitch.

You. You broke the rules.

You... You just step on people and you use them!

You... You made me believe in myself

You'll all see.

You'll be in more trouble than me!

You'll get hepatitis.

You'll have to excuse my language.

You'll just have to go be gay with someone else.

You're a mechanic!

You're always acting like Stan can't do anything wrong!

You're associating Italian Americans to intimidation tactics?

You're capable of more than you think.

You're crossing the most sacred human boundary there is.

You're done, Barbrady

You're done.

You're either on board or you're not, bro.

You're expelled.

You're from another time, Barbrady,

You're going too far, dude.

You're gonna experience vanilla aftertones

You're gonna regret this, Whistlin' Willy.

You're just a tiny voice in the crowd."

You're letting paranoia and suspicion get the better of you.

You're making the worst mistake of your life, Officer.

You're never the bad guy, are you?!

You're new here, so you don't understand

You're not a food critic, Dennis!

You're not only P.C., you've actually changed my P.C.

You're on thin ice, Garrison.

You're only giving me one!"

You're right, Butters.

You're right, guys. I'm gonna Tom Brady this thing.

You're right.

You're sad that people are mean?

You're sort of the last holdout.

You're the best running mate ever.

You're the boy responsible

You're the one fat shaming, idiot!

You're the one who said ninjas were gay.

You're the one with the fucking problem!

You're the only cop this town needs, Barbrady.

You're Tom Brady, Cartman.

You're trying to find out what's going on, right?

You're welcome.

You've been in this town longer than almost anyone.

You've got a dumpy butt and seven chins.

You've got a really progressive P.C. dad

You've got spikes.

You've got your followers.

You've made these people feel unwanted, and now they look to me for answers.

You've raised $300 by spending $500,000

Your change is right there.

Your dad was on my lawn yelling at me all night,

Your gun and your badge.

Your hateful slurs are through! Whoo, whoo!

Your little meetings you go to at night

Your parents' restaurant just wasn't up to my standards, "Day vid."

Your son said some things to a fourth grade girl

Your species took P.C. and twisted it for evil purposes.

Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and cum.

Your Super School News was a threat to them.

Your teeny, tiny bicicleta to school?

2,000 square foot flats

6:00 a.m.?

18 years of answering to you. 18 years!

30 miles south of here in the town of Fairplay,

2692.

"Da veed." "Day vid."

[ Club music playing ] Celebrate diversity! Whoo!

[ Gunshot ] Aah!

[ Japanese music plays ] Gay.

[ Middle Eastern music plays ] Scary.

[ Music switches rapidly ] Scary. Gay. Scary. Gay.

[ Thunder rumbles ] # Say something #

[ Twinkle! ] Oh, come on!

[ Whispering ] What?! I'm so bored, dude.

Aah! Aaaah! Oh, my God, go!

Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!

And we can..

And you! Whoo, whoo!

being discriminated against. Yeah.

Buckle up, buckaroos! [ Engine starts ]

Busboy! My name is David.

but it could've been worse. Why'd you only give them two stars?

But why? I don't know.

Butters? Yes, Eric?

David is new to our school. Oh, cool.

Deny and subvert. Yeah!

Do I gotta? You want detention?

Don't you go to my school? Yes

Dude, let's go! Whoo, whoo!

Ergh! Yeah? Stupid..

Ergh! Yeah? Stupid... unh!

Excuse me? I said my name is David.

Fired? Really? Sweet, dude!

Freeze! [ Gun cocks ]

Fucking do it, dude! Yeah!

Geez! Okay, B Butters, relax.

Get her out of here! Oh, they've got me!

Go, go, go! [ Tires screech ]

God damn it. Have fun, dude.

Haven't you noticed? Yeah.

he'll be fired. Yeah!

He's one of them. One of what?

Hell, yeah, dude! No!

Her. Her! Yes!

Here you go. Thanks, Butters.

Hey, buddy. Hey, what's going on, friend?

Hi. Two of us for lunch, please. Yes. Right away.

How is everybody doing? Well, they're fine.

I am not thinking with my dick. Yes, you are.

I don't want to shoot kids! Shh, shh, shh!

I thought you said it first. No, no, no, no

It goes on and on! What does it mean?

It's all right, Garrison. No, Goddamn it! Let me see!

It's ISIS! What?

Jimmy! You son of a bitch.

Jimmy's dead. What?

Just click out of it. I'm trying!

Just hit "No, I'm not." Oh, come on.

Little asshole! This is why I built that wall!

MAN: # Like a rock! # [ Rock music playing ]

Man: Get him! Man ♪2: There he is!

Mom! Shit!

Mrph? Lt's that goddamn guitar!

Ninjas. [ Japanese music plays ]

No way. Why?

No, I just think that she's... Put your dick away.

No, I said no before. Oh, that's right.

No. No?

Not it. No, no! Not it!

Not it. Not it.

Not today, thank you. Okay, no problem.

Oh, and Johnson... Mr. President?

Okay, done. Great!

Okay, you just want a race war? No!

or shit heads of America, Incorporated. I'm not sure.

P.C., bro! P.C.!

Rancher, could you make sure? Randy! Steven!

RANDY: Nobody move! [ Crowd screaming ]

Randy! Randy, we've got a problem. What?

Says who? Says me, all right?

See ya! Bye!

she wanted me to walk her home. Yeah?

She's kind of hot. She's not hot.

Sorry? I'm... I'm good.

Stop it. What?

Sweet! You're P.C., bro? Yeah, Arizona State.

Tell me what's going on, Dad. Nothing.

That's enough, Donald. Wait.

That's enough, Thomas. Wait.

That's got to be one of... Tweek, Tweek!

That's right. No.

The school? [ Engine starts ]

the tensions with... Is he seriously...

They're going to kill me. What?

This is a big problem in our country. I'm not doing it.

This pagan shit hurts my ears. Of course.

We should all hang out! We should totally hang out!

We'll see you at 4:00. What?

Well, except for... Who?

What are they doing?! They're not coming!

What do you mean? Think about what happened.

What's he gonna say? Maybe they won't even answer.

Where you going, sir? You heard him.

Where? The gun show.

Who the hell are you? I'm P.C. Principal.

Whoa. What?

Whoo hooo! Whoo hooo!

Whoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Whoo! Yeah!

Why are you looking at me? Why are you looking at me?

Why do you think that, Stan? I don't know.

Work on what? On stuff that do things.

Yeah, we're gonna need a symbolic union. A what?

Yeah! Come on! Let's go!

Yeah! Hell, yeah!

Yeah! That'll show him!

Yeah! Yeah, bro!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! P.C., bro!

Yeah! Sweet, dude. Sweet!

Yep. Yep, that's right.

You did it, Garrison! Thank you, Garrison!

You did kind of go overboard, dude. What?

You got to check it out. Oh, sweet, dude.

You guys! You guys! Hurry! What?

You have idea? Mrph rmhmhm rm!

You mean SodoSopa? Uh huh.

You really think Kyle would do that? That doesn't matter.

You sure about that? Yeah, I'll take the detention.

You're lying. No, dude.

'cause everything is great here, and we have cool stuff.

'cause I guess her dad subscribes

'Cause I think you're kind of cute.

'Cause I'm about to break their fucking legs!

'Cause it's not Bruce fucking Jenner!

'cause it's P.C. for me!

'Cause she's a stunning, beautiful woman,

'Cause there's somebody even worse now.

'cause they want to knock our houses down

'Cause this is my fucking house!

'Cause you're a Jew.

's office, please

"[ People cheering ] P.C.! P.C.!"

"Bleep" you!

"Capiche"?

"Craig, is it all right with you if I touch your penis?"

"Da veed."

"Day vid." "Day vid." "Day vid." "Day vid."

"Do you think I'm ripped?" and some people commented

"Everybody shoplifts. Why are you coming down on me?"

"for their outstanding school"... What the hell is this?

"from a state of intolerance to a"...

"Have customer speak on the"... Oh, okay.

"He or she" is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon.

"Hey, Demi Lovato, I bet your vagina has a"...

"How P.C. culture is changing Vermont

"I don't think Caitlyn Jenner is a hero."

"I'd like to stick my wiener in those fat rolls of"... Oh God!

"I'm not giving anything to the hungry kids."

"It"?

"Lion King 2"?

"Look, bitch, you're married to Bill Clinton.

"My name is David. Me ride me bicicleta to school."

"No, you may not touch my penis at this time."

"Okay, let's get serious now. Who should really be president?"

"Si, me ride me tiny bicicleta to school."

"Sure, I'd love to help however I can."

"This picture of you burned my eyes, fatso."

"Tweek and Craig: Boizu Rabu."

"Tweek and Craig: Forbidden Love."

"What does being P.C. really mean?"

"Why don't you open a bank account with your mouth

"You may touch my penis. I'm comfortable with that."

"You're not giving me four days of detention.

[ "America the Beautiful" playing ]

[ A Great Big World's "Say Something" plays ]

[ All grunting ]

[ All whooping ]

[ Applause ]

[ As Obama ] This is a matter of national security.

[ Beep ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Bell ringing ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

[ Car alarms blaring ]

[ Cartman's voice ] Fuck you, Kyle!

[ Cash register dings ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Children groan ]

[ Children screaming ]

[ Chinese accent ] What?!

[ Chinese music plays ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ] # Kyle's got a girlfriend #

[ Chuckles ] Oh, God, you're such an asshole.

[ Chuckles ] Really? That's different.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, good one, Caitlyn.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, of course

[ Chuckling ] You're such an asshole.

[ Clears throat ] Leslie, what kind of plans do you have?

[ Clinking ]

[ Club music playing ]

[ Door opens, closes ]

[ Door unlocks ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Doorknob rattling ]

[ Dramatic music playing ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Drum thuds ]

[ Echoing ] Hey there, big man.

[ Engine revs ]

[ Engine starts ]

[ Gasps ] Oh, Jesus.

[ Girls "Aww," applause ]

[ Girls "Aww" ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Groans ]

[ Gulp ] Ahh.

[ Gun cocks ]

[ Guns cocking ]

[ Gunshot ]

[ Hawaiian music plays ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Indistinct shouting, grunting ]

[ Japanese music plays ]

[ Knock on door ]

[ Latches click ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughs ] P.C. Principal wants to see you, Kyle!

[ Laughs ] That's a good point!

[ Laughs ] That's awesome!

[ Laughter ]

[ Lock clicks ]

[ Lockers banging ]

[ MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" plays ]

[ Meaning ]

[ Middle Eastern music playing ]

[ Middle Eastern music plays ]

[ Muffled ] I hope I made you happy.

[ Muffled ] Principal Victoria?

[ Muffled ] Where did you say P.C. Principal was from?

[ Normal voice ] Ahh, thanks, computer.

[ Normal voice ] Knock it off!

[ Normal voice ] Yeah. Just feeling butterflies.

[ Sighs ] All right. One date.

[ Silverware clatters ]

[ Siren chirps ]

[ Siren wailing, tires screeching ]

[ Slow piano music plays ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Speaking Chinese ]

[ Speaking Japanese ]

[ Speaking Korean ]

[ Speaking native language ]

[ Spits, groans ]

[ Stammers ] Uh, thank you for coming.

[ Static hissing ]

[ Suspenseful music playing ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Tires screech, glass shatters ]

[ Traditional Japanese music Plays ]

[ Tsks ] Naw.

[ Twinkle! ]

[ Up tempo orchestral music Plays ]

[ Up tempo rock music plays ]

[ Weakly ] Leslie, I thought we were b besties.

[ Whispering ] Oh, my fucking God.

[ Wind whistling ]

[Alarms blaring, bells dinging]

[Beep] Try hitting it again.

[Beeping]

[bleep] you [bleep] you [bleep] you [bleep] you [bleep] you!

[bleep] you. You're all pricks.

[Camera shutter clicks]

[Cash register beeps, change clinks]

[Cheryl Lynn's "To Be Real" playing]

[Cries]

[Crying]

[Echoing] I'm not giving anything to the hungry kids.

[Haltingly] I'm a big action movie star,

[Haltingly] Yes, I was just trying to do my job

[Hamster squeaking]

[Humming]

[Hyperventilating, sobbing]

[Indistinct conversations]

[Insects chirping, owl hoots]

[Keys clacking]

[Louder] huge fundraiser for my charity organization.

[Microphone crackles]

[Monitor beeping steadily]

[Music stops] [Choking]

[Piano music playing]

[Piano music resumes] Noooo!

[quietly] and put hamsters through college.

[Quietly] Oh, uh, no, th that's okay.

[Register beeping, change clinks]

[Register beeping]

[Retches]

[Retching] Oh, that's ter... horrible!

[Rock music playing]

[Rock music playing] ♪ You can't ruin our lives, Reality ♪

[Rope creaking]

[Snarkily] Oh, don't forget your change.

[Sniffles, hyperventilating]

[Sniffling, crying]

[Sniffling]

[Sniffling] Thank you.

[Sniffs, clears throat]

[Sobs]

[Straining]

[Villainous music plays]

[Vomits]

[Whimpering]

# ...highest honor! #

# A perfect love like Craig and Tweek #

# A young ****a got it bad 'cause I'm brown #

# A young ****a on the warpath #

# Ample parking day or night #

# And in the darkness we all seek #

# And instructions for dancing #

# And not the other color, so police think #

# And we'll go at it, punk, and I'm'a fuck you up #

# And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath #

# And you u u u u u #

# And you're my Craig #

# Anywhere I would have followed you #

# But I I I I I I #

# But take off the gun so you can see what's up #

# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #

# Comin' straight from the underground #

# For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Fuck that shit 'cause I ain't the one #

# Fuck the police #

# Fuck, fuck #

# Fuck, fuck, fuck the police #

# Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind #

# Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# I drive a Chevy, I'm a cowboy, and I drive it like a rock! #

# I hope you know, when you are down #

# I love it when you read to me #

# I love it when you sing to me #

# I'll be the one if you want me to #

# I'm giving up on you #

# I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time #

# I'm your Tweek #

# Ice Cube will swarm #

# In fact, that's where music comes from #

# It's full of charts and facts and figures #

# Just 'cause I'm from the CPT #

# Just like the like the quote from Shakespeare said #

# Life was simple, problems vague #

# Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! #

# No one can lift the damn thing #

# Not if we are strong like Tweek and Craig #

# Of cops dying in L.A. #

# On any motherfucker in a blue uniform #

# People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" #

# Pulling out a silly club, so you stand #

# Punk police are afraid of me, huh #

# Put cares aside for just a day #

# Say something #

# Some of it's just really dumb #

# Some of it's just transcendental #

# That you turned my life around #

# The Book of Love has music in it #

# The Book of Love is long and boring #

# The world we face is not so big #

# They have the authority to kill a minority #

# To be beatin' on and thrown in jail #

# We can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell #

# We had it all, a lot like Tweek and Craig #

# Weren't we such happy people, too? #

# Where has my... #

# With a fake ass badge and a gun in your hand #

# Yo, Dre, I got something to say #

# You can read me anything #

# You can sing me anything #

♪ 'Cause someone forgot to tell the foreigners to suck it ♪

♪ 'Cause when they said that this was the land of the free ♪

♪ A, B, C, D ♪

♪ All right, fancy food critic, looks like you've won ♪

♪ Amazing grace ♪

♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

♪ And just one black guy to unravel it all ♪

♪ And my country's gone! ♪

♪ And now they're all hanging out on my lawn ♪

♪ And now they're ruining my song ♪

♪ And this little piggy goes direct to cable ♪

♪ And where's my country gone? ♪

♪ Bein' a food critic's easy! ♪

♪ Bo o o o gers ♪

♪ Boogers and cum! ♪

♪ Brick by brick, I shall smash it with glee ♪

♪ Bully proof windows ♪

♪ Bully proof windows, troll safe doors ♪

♪ But I won't hear you in my safe space ♪

♪ But now all these other assholes are comin' here ♪

♪ But Reality, we can do without ♪

♪ But your decor critiques are valid ♪

♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪

♪ Country gone! ♪

♪ Do you need a diagnosis? Well, the doctor's got one ♪

♪ E, F, Guy ♪

♪ Everyone likes me and thinks I'm great ♪

♪ For he's a jolly good fellooow ♪ [Sniffling]

♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪

♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪

♪ H, I, J, K ♪

♪ He ended world hunger ♪

♪ He's got the whole world in his hands ♪

♪ He's got the whole, wide world in his hands ♪

♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

♪ How about some feces with your flounder? ♪

♪ How sweet the sound ♪

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

♪ I am cold and I am hard and my name... ♪

♪ I am going to tear down your safe space ♪

♪ I'm pretty sure that they were referring to me ♪

♪ I'm telling you, chum ♪

♪ If you do not like me, you are not allowed ♪

♪ In my safe spaaace ♪

♪ In my safe space ♪

♪ In your safe space ♪

♪ Is Reality ♪

♪ It got upset, and now it's wandered away ♪

♪ It took 43 presidents to make us stand tall ♪

♪ It was a land of opportunity that we held dear ♪

♪ It was just here like two seconds ago ♪

♪ L, M, N, O, Buddy ♪

♪ Let's go, child labor force! Let's go! ♪

♪ Look and you will see there's a very select crowd ♪

♪ Making it sound like Chuck Mangione ♪

♪ More people that support me and say nice things ♪

♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

♪ My safe spaaaaaace ♪

♪ My safe space ♪

♪ Nothing but kindness in here ♪

♪ Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum! ♪

♪ Now have a good time eating boogers and cum! ♪

♪ Now please enjoy all the ♪

♪ Oh, you feel a little queasy? ♪

♪ Our safe space will keep you out ♪

♪ People don't judge me and haters don't hate ♪

♪ People spouting, Howdy, neighbor! ♪

♪ People that support me mixed in with ♪

♪ Piss in your potatoes! ♪

♪ Please tell it that we need her back home ♪

♪ Q, R, S ♪

♪ Rainbows all around me ♪

♪ S A F E T Y ♪

♪ Safety dance ♪

♪ Say, what's that on your pretzel? ♪

♪ So you're one of Yelper's special blessed ♪

♪ Some guy shit on your tomatoes! ♪

♪ Someone farted on your salad ♪

♪ Susie likes hairy balls ♪

♪ T, U, Friend ♪

♪ That's called a Yelper special! ♪

♪ There is no shame in my safe space ♪

♪ There's a great big hole in the liberty bucket ♪

♪ These are Canadian ABCs ♪

♪ This little piggy stayed home ♪

♪ This little piggy was in "Fast and the Furious" ♪

♪ This little piggy went to market ♪

♪ Troll safe doors ♪

♪ W, X, Eh, and Pbht! ♪

♪ We can dance if we want to ♪

♪ We can face almost anything ♪

♪ Well, there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum! ♪

♪ Well, they're gonna treat you special ♪

♪ What do ya think of these? ♪

♪ What you feel now ♪

♪ What you find, ahh ♪

♪ Where has my country gone? ♪

♪ Where my country gone? ♪

♪ You cannot stop me from getting inside ♪

♪ You demand a restaurant's very best ♪

♪ You like that queefy quarter pounder? ♪

♪ You might call me a pussy ♪

♪ You think you're special, like you're A number one ♪

♪ Your online critiques are real useful to some ♪

♪ Your safe space ♪

♪♪

$26 in filet mignons,

$26 million just to write some news stories

$4.20 in chocolate covered peanuts,

âª I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time âª

âªâª

1, 2, 3, not it. Not it.

South Park - Season 19
South Park, the wildly popular animated television show, returned to the small screen with its groundbreaking Season 19, much to the delight of fans worldwide. First aired in 2015, this season took a satirical and comical look at the current state of society, delving into various social and political issues with the unique and irreverent humor that has become synonymous with South Park. The Season 19 cast continued to deliver top-notch performances, bringing to life the iconic characters who have captured the hearts and laughter of audiences for almost two decades. The main cast list includes Trey Parker as the quick-witted and resourceful Stan, Matt Stone voicing the crude yet lovable Kyle, the always-intriguing Eric is portrayed by Eric Stough, and the loyal and insecure Butters is brought to life by the talented Matt Stone. The ensemble of voice actors perfectly captured the essence of these beloved characters, making their performances unforgettable. The year 2015 witnessed South Park tackling subjects that were at the forefront of public discourse. One particular episode, titled "Safe Space," took on the issue of online bullying. The story followed the exploits of Cartman, voiced by Trey Parker, who dubbed himself the "World's Biggest Victim." The satire was razor-sharp as the show lampooned the culture of being perpetually offended, highlighting society's struggle to navigate the murky waters of political correctness. Another memorable episode titled "Tweek x Craig" brilliantly mocked the media's exploitation of personal relationships. In this installment, an innocent doodle by Tweek and Craig sparked rumors of a romantic relationship, leading to a hilarious exploration of society's relentless fascination with celebrity gossip. This episode showcased the show's ability to shed light on important social issues while masterfully weaving in humor. South Park Season 19 also introduced a new and captivating character, PC Principal, voiced by Trey Parker. This character quickly became an audience favorite as he personified the overly sensitive nature of modern society. PC Principal, with all his "politically correct" ranting and aggressive language, provided both laughter and poignant commentary on the current social climate. The show's iconic theme song, performed by the band Primus, echoed through each episode of Season 19, serving as a familiar and exciting introduction to the adventures that awaited viewers. Primus, led by Les Claypool, created a catchy and memorable tune that perfectly complemented the irreverent and satirical nature of South Park. To further immerse fans in the world of South Park, the sounds of Season 19 are available for play and download. From the iconic theme song to the cleverly crafted dialogue and sound effects, listeners can savor every moment of this groundbreaking season. Whether it's reliving Cartman's hilarious rants or Butters' endearing innocence, these sounds will transport fans back to the world of South Park, where nothing is off-limits and laughter is guaranteed. South Park Season 19 proved once again that the show remains a force to be reckoned with in the realm of animated television. With its sharp wit and fearless approach to satire, this season expertly dissected society's quirks and nuances, leaving audiences both entertained and contemplative. As fans continue to revisit the South Park universe, the sounds of Season 19 will serve as a reminder of the show's enduring legacy and ability to push boundaries. So sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the world of South Park with the sounds that made Season 19 truly unforgettable.
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