A Boggle coach? What would I do? from King of the Hill - Season 1
A fire ant? from King of the Hill - Season 1
A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A little tap on the fanny with a rolled up newspaper. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A live one what? from King of the Hill - Season 1
A long list of short words to narrow the gap. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A man doesn't have to wear pants around the house if he doesn't want to. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A man who can't keep up a lawn is either inept or stupid. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A man's gotta tell a woman when to stop eating. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A Manitoba 100. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A roomful of snickering 5th graders... from King of the Hill - Season 1
A Size 16 for Senora Ibenez, Triple E. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A Straight Arrow is against Bill HR 57... from King of the Hill - Season 1
A Straight Arrow loves nature. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A Super Squirter! from King of the Hill - Season 1
A Tojo torpedo sent our troop ship to the bottom. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A very bold gambit. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A whooping crane in these parts? from King of the Hill - Season 1
A woman fixing a car. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A woman in Phoenix contracted diabetes. from King of the Hill - Season 1
A woman's... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Absolutely. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Actually, her big day is the sentencing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Actually, it was given to me by the Arlen Boggle Boosters. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Actually, Luanne fixed it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Actually, my name... from King of the Hill - Season 1
After I learn Sex Ed, I'll be too busy dating. from King of the Hill - Season 1
After you walk on them? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Against other forms of nature... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ain't gonna come over here and shut that dang ol' dog up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ain't that right, you house full of hookers? from King of the Hill - Season 1
ALEXl: Peggy Hill hesitated. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ALEXl: Peggy Hill is down to her last pencil. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ALEXl: What confidence. She wrote "harpsichord." from King of the Hill - Season 1
ALEXl: With no coach, she's really at a disadvantage. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All done, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All I'm saying is, keep the government out of the bedroom business. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All of you, just stop it! from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right, class. Let's do it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right, Dad, I need to talk to you about some of the things... from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right, hookers, listen up. I'll be back next year... from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right, it's gonna be best of three. I want a clean game. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right, Joe Camel, you wanna smoke, let's go smoke. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right, Peggy, I replaced my watch battery, ate a Cinnabon... from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right, Randy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right. Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right. Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right. This here's your whoop ass stick... from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right. Time to open my gift from King of the Hill - Season 1
All right. Who wants the first ride? from King of the Hill - Season 1
All righty. What's it for, son? from King of the Hill - Season 1
All righty. What's it for, son? from King of the Hill - Season 1
All that dang. It's gonna give you a low sperm count, man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All the same, I'll give it a pass. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All the tricks and lies from our dads, they were part of the experience. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All you gotta know is, I took care of it with one little phone call. from King of the Hill - Season 1
All you gotta write is one word, "no"! from King of the Hill - Season 1
ALL: A Straight Arrow tells the truth. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ALL: Bye. PEGGY: Don't worry about the horse. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ALL: Come on. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ALL: I am. HANK: Gotcha! from King of the Hill - Season 1
ALL: Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Also it says here, you gotta love all her creatures. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Also, this note, people. The brown herbal Ecstasy is bad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Although it's probably not good for them. You're free to go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Although parts of her are much younger. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Am I going? from King of the Hill - Season 1
American. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Amigo, it is time for some new zapatos. from King of the Hill - Season 1
An engine, four wheels, some kind of frame... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And a cassette radio, and we got our death cart! from King of the Hill - Season 1
And a tail with another claw on the end. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And a then whack, whack. We'd go "woo Ioo Ioo." from King of the Hill - Season 1
And after all we've been through! from King of the Hill - Season 1
And bought a P trap. I can't kill any more time. Let's go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And by the way, I want them back. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And Dad can't say boo about it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And Dad can't say boo about it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And energy efficient, clean burning propane gas... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And enjoy life for all its rich, mellow flavor. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And even old Peg was there. Remember? from King of the Hill - Season 1
And even... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And every strain of flu the Orient could throw at us! from King of the Hill - Season 1
And fly jets, and maybe even be an astronaut. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And get out of this godforsaken store! from King of the Hill - Season 1
And get out of this park without getting caught. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And I am still excited about going to the mower show. Come on, let's go! from King of the Hill - Season 1
And I do not approve. Permission denied. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And I don't know what you did to this gentleman in his underwear. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And I hope that your leg gets better real soon... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And I looked at it... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And I used to crawl around on the hood and buff it till it shined like Christmas. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And I won't let him grow up to be a woman hating old fool. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And I'd be honored for you to meet my... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And I've tracked it to within 10 yards of your campsite. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And if I start to pick and choose, the whole system just breaks down. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And if you ever try to take him away, so help me God... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And if you teach that Sex Ed class, so help me, I'll... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And if you're projecting this anger onto me... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And it's your fault for not nipping it in the bud. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And kiss your butt goodbye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And Kramer comes sliding in just like he always does. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And may I be so bold as to ask you to tell your subjects about... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And not a 55 gallon drum more. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And now for the final test. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And now Team Hill is gonna bury that whooping crane together... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And Peggy Hill is far behind. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And show what she can do. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And so many things to do. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And the Duke himself, John Wayne, was really named Marion. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And the wig I styled for the Beauty Academy is ruined. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And then you have to eat them. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And then you turn the page, it... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And they were sewing my feet to my knees. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And they've got a pool. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And those who don't will be dead. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And times got hard after NAFTA sent the pinata jobs north. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And two and a sixteenth. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And vomited on their auto executives. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And we ask him to breathe life into our spirit bag. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And we drive back to Arlen with that big ass Boggle trophy... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And we eliminated 300 logging jobs. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And we had beat them Nazis in Italy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And we will do just that in the dumpster behind Stuckey's. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And we're looking for a missing whooping crane. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And what is a tap and die? from King of the Hill - Season 1
And what to do about them. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And when you're older, I hope you're lucky enough to find a girl... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And with his features. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you are right beside me, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you are right there next to me. My coach. My man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you better cut it out if you know what's good for you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you boys get out there and bag some snipe! from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you can't get on base without taking a swing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you just have the one son? from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you start getting a monthly visitor. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you still get headaches every night. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you're allowed to bring a coach. You wanna be my coach? from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you're there, too, like some beauty queen of yore... from King of the Hill - Season 1
And you've made it so hard for him, he's afraid to ask. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And, Dale, I'd say the same applies to your Joseph. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANGELS: Good morning, Charlie. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANNOUNCER: And on display in Booth 5, the blade from Slingblade. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANNOUNCER: It's on the green. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANNOUNCER: It's on the green. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANNOUNCER: Sunday! Sunday! And Saturday. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANNOUNCER: Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANTHONY: Do you work outside the home, Mrs. Hill? from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANTHONY: Getting back to the Hill family. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANTHONY: He punched him! from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANTHONY: Mrs. Hill, how did you get this here on your forehead? from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANTHONY: Never mind. from King of the Hill - Season 1
ANTHONY: You say he hit his son with a bat? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Anyway, Hank, would you please tell Boomhauer... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Are they still playing that game where the cow's gotta drop dung in a square? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well, you should be! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Are you saying I am not good enough to teach my own son? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Are you siding with your woman? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Are you some kind of man? Or are you a little boy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Are you upset? from King of the Hill - Season 1
As in, "It was not my pleasure to make your acquaintanceship." from King of the Hill - Season 1
As long as the sacred fire is burning, the oath of silence is suspended. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ashes to ashes, man. It's that dang old ashes to ashes. from King of the Hill - Season 1
At any hour of the day or night, and teach anything! from King of the Hill - Season 1
At the same time, 500 miles away... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Aunt Peg, I found this timing belt in the laundry. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ball one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bametomyam. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bare breasted, Rolls Royce angel! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bash it! Bash it! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Be there, as the biggest names in mowers unveil the latest grass cutting technology. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Because I'm coming to you, man to man... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Because I'm never gonna have sex. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Because of his narrow urethra from King of the Hill - Season 1
Because Peggy Hill is gonna teach that class! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Because the devil took Bobby off to the Hotel Arlen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Because you're my friend. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Besides, it is not up to the United States government... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Best lawn after mine! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bethany, it does not matter if your avocados are hard. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Better let some air out of my left tires. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Better than Bill? Or Dale? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Big, white, stubborn ass! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bill, get his pants and shoes. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bill, my lawn is in a constant state of readiness. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bill, what are you doing here? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bill, you don't want to be mixing and matching your petrochemical. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BILL: Don't worry, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BILL: Don't worry, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BILL: Hey, getting your lawn ready for Cinco de Mayo? from King of the Hill - Season 1
BILL: I'll take that jerky now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BILL: Me! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BILL: Peggy wants me to barbecue 20 pounds of Mexican sausage. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BILL: Wow, would you look at this place? from King of the Hill - Season 1
BILL: Wow! That's more than a human woman does in a lifetime. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BILL: Yeah! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BILL: Yes, buddy. Give it a chance. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bob, just keep put, stop! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby here gets the second. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby honestly doesn't think that you love him all the time. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby is my boy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby ought to know about 'em. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby vomited with one pack to go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby was sent home from school for starting a sexist riot today. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, are you all right? Come on out. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, don't forget to bus your tray. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, don't you get it? Your dad made all that up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, get over here now! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, Hank, hold on. I got it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, hey, that's my work. Now just sit still, okay? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, honey. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, I know you can't talk in front of him. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, I'm proud of you for what you did at school today from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, if you're gonna fake dial... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, look, just because your mom's been using those words... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, never make fun of your grandpa's legs. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, Randy, Garth, pass your silence sticks up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, son, you just talked. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, take your daddy's pants off. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, the patch goes on your shoulder! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, what are you doing? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, who was that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, why did you write this? You know your grandpa lives in Houston. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, why don't you... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, you gotta try and forget all that gobbledygook... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, you heard your mother. Get over there. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, you will not. We eat our dinner in the kitchen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby, you're coming to a time in your life when you're gonna start... from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: [Coughing] Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: And then some weirdo came over and was asking us a bunch of questions. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Creak. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Dad, I'm dying out there. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Dad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Feed, my queen. Feed from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Fu... PEGGY: Pardonnez me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Great! Now all we need are five more of those... from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Hey, Dad! Over here! HANK: Go deep, Bobby! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Hey, look at that chubby white one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Hey, that's my rug. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Hi, Grandpa. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: I got one! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: I want to get that Straight Arrow patch so bad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Let's go! Let's go! My parents are gonna be home any minute! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Looks like it's just you and me, Mom. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Mom, hand over the cigarette! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Mom! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Mr. Gribble? HANK: Dale, no! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Okay. The guy at Home Depot said all we gotta do... from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Quick! Pull the knob! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Si. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Thanks for the tip. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: That was close. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: That's my closer, Dad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: The stain's not coming out! I'm gonna put it on high. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: This really can't wait. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: Woo Ioo Ioo. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: You can't do nothing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: You sure you can get that ring out? I can't afford any more screwups. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: You won, Mom! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: You're all wet, Dad! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOBBY: You've had enough cake, Kahny. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby! Aunt Peg! Come in here! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby! You just got four in a row. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bobby? Is that you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boggle champion of Dallas for seven non consecutive years. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boggle is nothing like Cow Bingo, Hank. Boggle is a game of wits. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boggle Playing Chicken. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boggle? Boy, the Elks will do anything for a dollar. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boing! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boomhauer and Dale will bring up the rear. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boomhauer, pass them. I got an idea. Pass 'em up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOOMHAUER: Dang! Somebody pick up that dang old rock! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOOMHAUER: Give them a little pressed ham. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOOMHAUER: I tell you what you do... from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOOMHAUER: Yeah, man, dang sure right about that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOSS: Is this the Hill residence? Who am I talking to? from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOSS: Son, this is the State Social Services. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boy wants his dinner in here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boy, Aunt Peg, the words I don't know could fill a dictionary. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boy, how'd you manage to swing that with Peggy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boy, I'll tell you what. This family goes through microwaves... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boy, it does feel good against the skin. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boy, that wife of yours is pretty good. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Boy, this takes me back. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOYS: Now! Now! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOYS: Women's work! Women's work! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOYS: Woo Ioo Ioo... from King of the Hill - Season 1
BOYS: Woo Ioo Ioo... from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: Cissy Cobb is off to an excellent start in Round 1. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: Hello, and welcome to the Texas State Boggle Championships. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: Incredible! What a scrapper! What a save! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: Peggy Hill is using the opposite strategy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: Peggy Hill was writing up a storm. But will it be enough? from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: She needs 10 more points, and she only has one word remaining. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: The players will now read their word lists, starting with Peggy Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: There goes Peggy Hill's pencil! from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: This is awful. I think it's all over for Peggy Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: We're in the final round of this championship match... from King of the Hill - Season 1
BRENT: What an incredible upset! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bring your checkbook! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Brother Bird, I have given you a last flight and made my peace with you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Brought his son over to learn the facts of life. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Buff, varnish, wax, buff. from King of the Hill - Season 1
BURNETT: Why, hello there, Peggy Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But all those people at the block party, they won't. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But are you looking for, like, a tool or something? from King of the Hill - Season 1
But because of a mutual, unspoken agreement... from King of the Hill - Season 1
But before we begin, please bring your permission slips up to my desk. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But for God's sakes, girl, lock the door. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But Grandpa said I could... from King of the Hill - Season 1
But he's a war hero. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But he's got no shins. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I am a substitute teacher. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I am just a little too busy living here... from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I guess she's never coming back. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I have to get ready for work. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I knew Uncle Sam needed me. So I lied and signed up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I know where you live, Sex Ed teacher. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I think old Sigmund Freud might have a thing or two to say about it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I thought they were your best friends. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I was gonna spray for fire ants today. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I'll tell you what my truck really needs. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I'm not a kid anymore. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I'm not gonna say what they are, because I'm a gentleman. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I'm your exterminator. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But if we approach it with common sense... from King of the Hill - Season 1
But it was full of Tojos! from King of the Hill - Season 1
But it's hard. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But it's hard. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But look at her. Something's wrong. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But my lawn, Dale! You don't mess with a man's lawn! from King of the Hill - Season 1
But not "harp" and not "chord." from King of the Hill - Season 1
But she's a woman. How could she know better than Grandpa? from King of the Hill - Season 1
But sometimes I need a little help. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But the regulations say we can't take custody of the boy without an interview. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But there are a lot of other things that I'm supposed to do. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But there's still some more "tile" for you to look at. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But Uncle Hank said nothing bigger than a.22. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But we haven't smoked for 12 years. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But we still get to play practical jokes, right? from King of the Hill - Season 1
But what I was really wondering... from King of the Hill - Season 1
But what if the Wildcats give 110 percent, too? from King of the Hill - Season 1
But women don't like his style, because you all are like the peahen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But you might want to blow out those candles. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But you? Not once. from King of the Hill - Season 1
But, of course, smoking is wrong... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Bye bye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Can I go back to bed, Aunt Peggy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Can I shoot him full of BBs? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Can you dig it? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Can you imagine how I'd have turned out if my dad had loved me no matter what? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Can't hear you, Dad! from King of the Hill - Season 1
CHARLIE: Good morning, Angels. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Check it out, man. Talk about road trip. The Big D Motel, man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Cheering her heart out when we were down 28 0. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Chuck says, "Always unplug your iron after use." from King of the Hill - Season 1
Cissy Cobb, 73 points! from King of the Hill - Season 1
CISSY: Don't kid yourself. He's probably too embarrassed to watch me beat you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Classy and smart, like Peg. from King of the Hill - Season 1
CLERK: What exactly is it you're looking for? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Coaches note. It's a good day for "sometimes Y." from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come and get it, boys. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come and get it! Come on! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come and get your Tootsie Rolls! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come back here. I'm gonna kick your ass! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come join the block party! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, Aunt Peggy. You can do it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, Bobby, up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, Bobby. You're coming to work with me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, Dad. Open up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, Hank. It's just for the weekend. We'll be back on Sunday. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, Hank. Will you just give it a chance? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, I need to make up the income. I'll do it for free. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, kids! Let's go! Everybody in the car! Ándele! Now! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, man. We're missing the mower show! Let's go! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on, Peggy. There's a Parker Brother I want you to meet. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on! If we save them, we can play with them. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Come on. Only one pack left. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Concealed by an undergarment. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Contact football? No, you're not old enough for that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Contact football? No, you're not old enough for that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Cotton, I'd love to debate this with you... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Cotton, I'll do the dishes. I like to. from King of the Hill - Season 1
COTTON: Bash it! Bash it! from King of the Hill - Season 1
COTTON: Bobby, come on over here, boy! from King of the Hill - Season 1
COTTON: Kill it, boy! from King of the Hill - Season 1
COTTON: Kill it, boy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
COTTON: Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai. from King of the Hill - Season 1
COTTON: Oh! Crack it! Nail it! from King of the Hill - Season 1
COTTON: That's it! PEGGY: Come on, Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
COTTON: What do you say I drive you to school today, Bobby? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Could be far off helicopters. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dad, can me and Bobby bring life preservers? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dad, do you ever have sex anymore? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dad, I don't work at a gas station. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dad, if you want to drive Bobby to school, use my truck. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dad, that's not respectful adult child growth dialogue. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dad, this here's my new neighbor. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dad, we'd love it if you stayed. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dad, you crazy son of a gun. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dad, you old skunk. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Daddy loves you whether you get your Straight Arrow patch or not. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Daddy threw it out. She went after him with a fork. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, fire ants don't sting you all at once. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, get off of me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, I didn't come here to.. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, I don't want you to spray my lawn anymore. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, I think he's saying Peggy's the new Sex teacher. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, I think you released the brake cable. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, I'm gonna need you to give me the keys now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, is that you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, let's not make this any harder than it has to be. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, what are you doing? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, you giblet head, we live in Texas. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, you sure you want to be messing with Hank's truck when he's not around? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, you went too far this time! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale, you wrote it on this map! "3:00 a.m., planted ants." from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: "Liberace's Mower, no flash photography." from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: All right! from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Bobby, don't move a muscle! BOBBY: What? from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Damn straight. BILL: You got that right. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Hey, Hank, congrats on the lawn, friend. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Hey, I know what's wrong with your truck. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: I only used as much poison as necessary... from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: I wouldn't advise that. You risk getting a queen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: I'm gonna help get him this alternator off. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: I'm only a professional exterminator. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: If you keep your mouth shut, I'll make you a business suit. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Nancy, you've been going to that healer for 12 years... from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: No, I didn't. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: No! from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Now, you listen here, Kahn... from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Oh, Hank. Can I speak with Peggy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Oh, yeah. That's nice. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Organically grown, no chemicals. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: They found some other depraved harlot to teach that Sex Ed class. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: They're not jokes, Bill. They're painful lessons from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: They're silk worms. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: Well, well, well. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: You don't know who I am, but I know where you live. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: You don't know who I am. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: You shouldn't have fired me! You know what I'm like! from King of the Hill - Season 1
DALE: You want to know about ol' Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale's spraying too much poison on it? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dallas? I don't want you going to Dallas at all! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Damn it, you're my boy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Damn it! I killed a whole day fixing that car. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Damn it. It looks like we're delayed a couple hours. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Damn strapping tape! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Damn, I've poured my whole life into this lawn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Damn, won't start. I guess I'm not going anywhere. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Damn! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Damn. And I filled up on silence sticks. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dang old John Candy, John Belushi, night before they dug their graves. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dang, no more bouncing that ball! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dang. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dee Dee is 39, thank you very much. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dee Dee, come on out here, and gab with Hank's wife. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dee Dee, we're bunking here tonight. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DEE DEE: Suppertime, Colonel. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dee Dee's out in the car. I had her pack up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Detroit hasn't felt any real pride... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Did I just hear what I almost heard? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Did you do some shopping? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Did you hear about Hank Hill? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Did you see in the report, how he dented my Geo? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Did you see that, Hank? Tell your woman to give him back his gun! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Did you try burping the alphabet? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Did you want someone who's licensed and bonded? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Didn't you read this? "Cancer. Heart disease. Emphysema." from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dioxaphiliphide 6000... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Disappointment? No. You make me proud from King of the Hill - Season 1
DJ 1: That's right, brother. DJ 2: Right. from King of the Hill - Season 1
DJs: And don't forget it is Quatro de Mayo! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Do I have an assignment for you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Do I have to take you out back with another carton of cigarettes? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Do not, I repeat, do not take the brown herbal Ecstasy. Thank you all. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Do you still like... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Do you want to be married to Bill? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Doesn't mean she's bad. She's just trying to do her job. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't ask. How was your weekend? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't be shy. There are no wrong answers here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't bother, Uncle Hank. I can't hear the solenoid plunger. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't do this to me in front of everybody. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't knock it. We got the long end of the stick on that one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't let it worry you, Peggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't listen to her, Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't miss the Dallas Mower Expo! Be there! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't play lawyer ball, son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't sass me, boy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't stop at first base, son! Go all the way, Bobby! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't tell her, but I got them cheap. Both lefties! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't want to get a hose imprint. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't worry, Bobby. You played a good game. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't you know not to barge in here when I'm in the shower? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't you know that more people die of smoking than die... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't you see I'm working here? Close the dang door. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't you think she'd have bought some new socks by now? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't you want to live in a house with a pool? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't you worry. He's in the system now. I am on my way. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Down off your high horse! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Drop. Drop it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Due to one of them snipe hunts last night... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Each time you talk, I take a bite from King of the Hill - Season 1
Easy, Dale. Bill and I'll take the lead. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Easy. Don't draw attention. We're almost there. from King of the Hill - Season 1
EMCEE: Bogglers, take your marks! from King of the Hill - Season 1
EMCEE: Coaches, please clear the gaming floor! from King of the Hill - Season 1
EMCEE: Coaches! Please clear the gaming floor. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Everybody hates you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Everybody pile out, right now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Everyone thinks your party's cool, Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Everything rides on this pencil! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Everything you said was all a lie? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ew! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Except, of course, a bargirl. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Excuse me, ma'am? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Excuse me, where is the hardware department? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Excuse me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Family. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Fat kids are always the funny ones. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Fatty, Stinky, and Brooklyn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Feelings of fondness and more... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Feels like a shag carpet with dirt. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Feels like home. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Feisty! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Finding ways to use nature... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Fine day, isn't it, boy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Fine. Side with him. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Fine. This shouldn't take very long anyway. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Finger painting? from King of the Hill - Season 1
First, I think it Bill. But then I think, can Bill read? from King of the Hill - Season 1
For all our sacred heating and cooking needs. from King of the Hill - Season 1
For crying out loud! from King of the Hill - Season 1
For God sakes, Bobby, what nationality are you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
For God's sakes, the man mows with the grain. from King of the Hill - Season 1
For goodness sakes, Hank, you are fully clothed. from King of the Hill - Season 1
For goodness' sake. from King of the Hill - Season 1
For heaven's sake! That flesh eating virus has claimed another victim. from King of the Hill - Season 1
For Order of the Straight Arrow this weekend. from King of the Hill - Season 1
For the rest of your long, miserable life, you will carry the scar of failure. from King of the Hill - Season 1
For the sake of this family, you have got to do it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
For the Texas spotted owl, the snail darter, and the endangered whooping crane. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Forgive me, my queen, I spoke out of turn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Foul mouthed old man to spend another moment in my house. from King of the Hill - Season 1
From Gym to Home Ec! I took an oath, darn it! from King of the Hill - Season 1
From some bureaucrat regulatory handbook. from King of the Hill - Season 1
From your favorite exterminator? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Function! Function, damn you! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Get it? Global. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Get that stuff off of her. She looks like Fran Drescher. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Get the grass out. There it is. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Give me some light! Now! I can't see! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Give me that thing! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Give me that! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Give the kids the proper names for things. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Give you ear hair, yo. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Go ahead, pick yourself out a live one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Go all the way, honey! Yeah! Go all the way, you perv! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Go messing up my head with that dang old secondary nicotine like that, man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Go on, woman, get me my dinner. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Go on. Get me my beer, woman. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Go to it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
God love that poor man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
God, it just... from King of the Hill - Season 1
God, my head hurts. from King of the Hill - Season 1
God, no, that's all right. I guess I'll do it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
God! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Going to pay a bunch of little twig boy bureaucrats like you... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Good as ever. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Good boy. Here's your treat. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Good eye, honey, good eye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Good for you for choosing your friend over your lawn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Good God, Peggy, this was on my Road & Track. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Good Iooking breakfast, Peg. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Good Lord, Cotton. You gave him a loaded shotgun? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Good luck, Peggy Hill. Goodbye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Good luck, Peggy! W l N! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Gosh, Peg, if I didn't know better, I'd think you were anxious to see us go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Got to go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Got you. I was in the Order myself. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Gracie, this is Mr. Hill from King of the Hill - Season 1
GRACIE: Well, he sure came to the right place from King of the Hill - Season 1
Gripe about y'all every time that dog crosses the street... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Guess who's going to the mower show? If you guess right, you can come with me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
H l L L. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ha ha. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ha penis. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ha penis. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Half of them bite, the other half are on defense. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Half of them play for the Cowboys. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank Hill! What on God's earth were you thinking? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank is more believable. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, Bobby and me have decided he's gonna stick vegetables up his nose. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, Dale, Bill, Boomhauer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, for God's sake, I need a little support here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, honey... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, I couldn't get the words out. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, I'm thinking of entering a Boggle tournament over at the Elks. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, it was an accident. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, the boy can barely reach it. Lower the pinata so he has a chance at it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, the neighbors. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, there is a tile in the bathroom... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, we have a visitor. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, what do you say to another lawn spraying... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, you fixed my car yet? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank, you won the big game. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: All right. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Amen. ALL: Amen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Are you okay? from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Beautiful. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Bill, I'm trying to talk to my... from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Bobby, hey! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Bobby, spit it out! Spit it out! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Bobby, you're up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Come on, Boomhauer, if you're gonna prune, prune. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Cripes! Put that thing down! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Dale? from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Damn it. There it is again. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Guys, I can hear you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Hey, Dad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Hey, Dale. There's your wife's... BILL: Healer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Hey, easy, Peggy. That's my MVP trophy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Hey! Hey! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Hey! Out of there! What are you doing, Luanne? from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Hold on, boys. Before we go... from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: I am Kicking Elk. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: I did what had to be done. I got rid of an anti lawn element. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: I didn't mean to let you down. I just... from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: I don't know why everyone's so gaga over Kahn's lawn all of a sudden. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: I gotta go do some stuff. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: I said git! Get out of here! ANTHONY: Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: I'll pass. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: I'm checking in. The name's Hank Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come over here! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Ladybird, didn't Luanne make you look pretty? from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Let me tell you, Bobby, there's nothing funny about these sounds. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Look at the batter, boy! Watch the ball! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Look at the batter, boy! Watch the ball! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: My Lord! That's a whooping crane. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: No one said it was gonna be easy, son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: No, I said American. Here, let me show you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Not now, Bobby! I'm in the middle of something! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Now look here, you are gonna smoke this entire carton. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Now we will say the oath of the Order of the Straight Arrow. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Oh, boy! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Oh, God! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Oh, no! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Oh, this'll take care of that, believe me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Over here, Peggy! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Peggy, I didn't do it for me. I did it for Arlen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Peggy, look! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Peggy, where's that receipt? LUANNE: Uncle Hank! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Peggy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Peggy? PEGGY: I'm in my office. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Peggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Run, Bobby! Run! Come on, run! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Run! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Son, would you please knock it off? You're driving me nuts. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Swing, Bobby! Swing! Swing! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: That's the dangdest thing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: This grout is supposed to stay white for 20 years. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Well, as long as we're down here... from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Well, call him out, boys. He's not just gonna show up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: Well, what do you think? A few more inches? from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: What in the heck? from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: What the heck are you writing? from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: What the hell is wrong with you all? from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: You're fired! from King of the Hill - Season 1
HANK: You're not making this easy on me, boy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank! What are you doing? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank! Where the hell have you been? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank? No sir, Bobby's his pride and joy... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hank's got a lot of problems. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Happiness. Ha penis. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Happy birthday, Bobby! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Have a good time. Here's a Funsaver. Take lots of pictures. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Have you ever seen Hank hit his child, Bobby? from King of the Hill - Season 1
He asked me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He asked you how many kids we have. He didn't ask you about my glands. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He beat up his son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He certainly won't listen to me, now, will he? from King of the Hill - Season 1
He didn't ruin it. He made it fun. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He gave him a 50 cent raise. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He lost his shins defending Texas in World War II. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He married his 16 year old nurse. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He reminds me of me, before my growth spurt. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He said that he told you last week that this investigation was off. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He said yes. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He speaks only with honor. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He talks about tasting his own burp. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He taught me the most wonderful lesson a child can learn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He'll be out of here tonight. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's got big plastic teeth, he screams all the time... from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's got the best lawn in Arlen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's got the best lawn in Arlen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's Japanese. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's just a little boy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's just itching to take my truck for a joyride. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn? from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's not gonna take over the family gas station. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's only been out of yours for 11 years. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's probably just refilling my rosin bag. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's the devil. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's the Little League coach. from King of the Hill - Season 1
He's waiting for you out on the porch. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Healing process takes time, honey. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hell, no. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hell, what's a rule for, if you can't break it once in a while? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hello, Dale. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hello, I'm a social worker with the state. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hello? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hello? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hello? Bobby? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Here are your silence sticks. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Here, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Here's the first thing I'm gonna do, I'll tell you what from King of the Hill - Season 1
Here's to three of the bravest individuals in all of Arlen! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Here's your tournament tote bag, a schedule of events, and a Boggle lei. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey there, Enrique. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey there, Mr. Quarterback. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, all right! You guys smoke, too? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, baby! How about a couple of beers! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, back off! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Bobby, go plug this in the garage for me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Bobby, your mom's gonna teach Sex Ed. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Cobb, for $7.50, I can ride the mower that cut the Grassy Knoll. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, cutie, you got papers? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, doesn't the smell take you back? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, don't look at me! Keep your eye on the ball. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, don't recline o mite while I'm talking to you! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, guys, I've kind of got to talk to Dale alone. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Hank, I just said... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Hank, I wouldn't sweat it anymore about that Sex Ed stuff. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Hank! You got a permit for all that construction? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Hank... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Hank's wife from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, I got it! You think of something. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, I've got an idea! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, it if ain't the old grease monkey. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, John Redcorn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Kahn. Just letting my feet air out here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, let's go bust open that pinata! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, look what I found. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, man, y'all put that dang old thing out! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, me and Dale are taking Bobby's troop up by the lake... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Missy! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, my dad's invitation to the party got returned. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, on the bright side, since there's no one to teach that Sex Ed course... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, Peg Leg. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, there. Tell us your name and how long you've been smoking. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, wait a minute. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hi, Hank. Honey, can you take a lunch break? from King of the Hill - Season 1
His legs don't work. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hold my purse? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Honey, bring me my BC Headache Powder and a glass of water. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Honey, calm down. If she tries it again, you just give her... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Honey, I just thought it would be nice, for later, for us to be all smooth. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Honey, I'm begging you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Honey, let's give him Luanne. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Honey, you are not trash. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Honey, you're at that special time of life. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hoo yeah! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hoo yeah! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hoo yeah! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hot. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hotel Arlen? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How about at least one margarita before Bill finishes them all? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How about if Bobby gave 112 percent? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How about some samiches? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How about when he took us down to the Hotel Arlen? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How about you boys? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How am I gonna say these words out loud in front of a class? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How can we expect Bobby to quit when we won't? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How come you smoked? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How could you do it? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How could you plant fire ants on our lawn? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How did I get fire ants? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How did you like ol' Harvey? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How do I do that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How do you know my name, crane killer? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How do you like that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How is cutting down on pollution a government plot, Dale? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How long have you been here, Cotton? I didn't notice you... from King of the Hill - Season 1
How many times I tell you, stupid? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How very odd. Now what the heck was that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
How you get "devil" from that is beyond me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
How you supposed to do anything about that dog if you just get on your computer? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Huh? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Huh? Huh? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Huh. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Human relations. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I agree. If anybody should teach our boy about that... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I ain't got no fingers! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I almost could not get away. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I also got a fire safety video starring Chuck Mangione! Want to watch? from King of the Hill - Season 1
I also heard that they were hunting snipe last night. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am 255 out of 256. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am fellow Boggle champ, Peggy Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am just glad you're in charge of the block party this year, Aunt Peggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am merely here to enjoy Earth Day and play some hacky sack. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am not a feminist, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am Peggy Hill, a citizen of the Republic of Texas. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am Senora Rasha Ibenez. And I will be paying in cash. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am sick of dysfunctional families! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am so sorry. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am so stupid! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am still a little boy, damn it! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am the smartest hillbilly in Hillbilly Town! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am your substitute teacher. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I am. The question is, why should I? from King of the Hill - Season 1
I believe we might learn something that could enrich our lives. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I blew up a balloon with my nose. Nothing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I bought it at the mall. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I came from one, and I'm not gonna let it happen to you! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I can heal you, Dad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I can make him love me even when I screw up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I can put you with a nice foster family in North Arlen... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I can sleep in a drawer, after what they did to me overseas. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I can sleep on the couch, Mom. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I can't believe it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I can't go through this again. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I can't say that. I can't! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I cannot believe that you're all smoking! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I could only save three of my buddies. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I couldn't throw 'em out. That would be wasteful. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I did it! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I did it! Guess what, Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
I did this thing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I didn't put it on. Your dog ate all my cruelty free makeups. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I didn't take Sex Ed in school. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I do not want that ill mannered... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I do your dishes, I wash your clothes, and I clean the house. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I do. Come on, Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know how you get them. I only know how you get rid of them. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know how you two could be so irresponsible. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know if I can overcome... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know where you got the idea you could slap your mother's behind. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know, man. Hank's the man. He knows. Dang old Hank's the man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know, Peggy. It seems to me... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know. I don't want to know. Just try not to think about it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know. Nothing much. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't know. Whoever wants to have sex with me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't like the looks of this one, Peggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but I'll pass. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't need a bed. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't think I like this club. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't think so. Harley Davidson already made one for me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't think you'd like it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't want any, Grandpa Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't want Grandpa at my party. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't want to be against you. You're my dad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't want to lose my little boy, my only son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't want to take them off. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I especially want to thank Dale Gribble. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I feel like the Pretty Woman. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I feel so alive with pleasure! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I figure I can top it off with some lighter fluid or something. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I fixed it, Uncle Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I found her. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got a bunch of L'eggs tennis socks we can use for spirit bags. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got a girl in here you can take right now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got a pretty good dang old idea what's going on. I tell you what, man. It's a... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got a splinter here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got another migraine treatment with John Redcorn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got half a tank of propane left. You think that's enough? from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got my back out here, Peg. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got my shins blowed off by a Japan man's machine gun! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got one! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got some edging to do. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got them in the divorce. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I got to pull out the big gun. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I gotta charge up the battery. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I gotta smell good and look pretty while I'm doing it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I gotta stop in here for a minute, and get me some WD 40 and a tap and die. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I guess I am a little jealous. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I guess I better get going. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I guess knocking a crane unconscious isn't a crime. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I guess knocking a crane unconscious isn't a crime. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I guess that makes us even for you ruining my lawn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I guess that's why they call her your better half. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I guess those twice a week sprayings have been doing the job, Dale. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I guess you'll be wanting to head back right now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I guess. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I had no choice! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I had to give them Fatty. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I have a Peggy Hill from King of the Hill - Season 1
I have dedicated my professional career to the study and control of arthropods. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I have dreamt of this moment ever since I reached ages 8 and up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I have read a book. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I heard my dad talking to your dad from King of the Hill - Season 1
I heard on talk radio you don't even need them. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I heard they make you walk on hot coals. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I heard you. The whole neighborhood can hear you cussin'! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I heard, after Hank's mother left Cotton... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I hope you don't mind, but I only used words that appear in Patsy Cline lyrics. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I just hope Hank doesn't blame Dale for what happened. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I just spent my last dollar on deodorizing carpet sealant. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I just wanted to say, you don't have to worry about me... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I just woke up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I killed all the bugs with my fingers. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I knew it! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I knew it! I told them! Did you see that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
I knew this day would come! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I knew you wouldn't lie to me, Dad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I know people who can take care of her, if you know what I mean. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I know what's wrong with it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I know, but, well... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I know. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I know. You did it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I learned about sex from my mother. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I like how you say everything's sacred. That's funny, too. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I like it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I like stories about pinatas. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I like stories. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I like this new generation of music. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I like y'all a whole lot. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I lost another client. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I love you no matter what you do. There! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I made him smoke a whole carton until he was as sick as he's ever been in his life. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I made it to an island. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I mean now, before I give you a black eye! Git! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I mean, for his son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I mean, physically, boys are, well, they're different. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I need both of you to sign this permission slip. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I need to get eight hours of beauty sleep and then write a paper on it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I never even got a chance to mow her. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I never even kissed a boy until I was 20. Of course, he's dead now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I never had one of those. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I never heard of a solenoid just disappearing before. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I never met any of you people before in my life. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I never thought I'd see the day when my own son would stop loving me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I never would've learned what kind of beating a friendship can survive. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I notice. Raleigh St. Augustine. Very expensive. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I only have the one lawn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I promise to make Dairy King, Mr. Lube, and Rivera Sump Pumps proud! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I provide the people of this community... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I release your spirit to Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I said "evil," Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I said not to think about it. Think about something else from King of the Hill - Season 1
I saw him waving it over his head, really proud. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I say let the world warm up from King of the Hill - Season 1
I say Sara Lee uses more chemicals than I do. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I see steak. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I see Texas, Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I see what's going on here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I see. That's why Mom's bad for talking about sex. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I seem to recall you kind of like being dipped. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I sell propane and propane accessories. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I sent the kids off to see a double feature. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I should be ashamed to live next to Hank Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I should have the best lawn for Cinco de Mayo. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I spent extra money to buy cruelty free! I'll do a lot more than "tap" her! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I tell you what you need to do, you need to take a 13th step... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I tell you what, man, them dang old New York boys. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I tell you what. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I tell you, I hate to see Nancy cooped up all Sunday, playing that Boggle. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I tell you, I haven't had this much fun since our last football road trip. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I thank my father for all the tricks he played on me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I think I might have left the blender on. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I think I need some water. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I think I would've noticed something like that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I think I'm gonna barf. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I think it was worth it for the best lawn in Arlen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I think there's more in the basement. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I think you do. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I thought I told you to get lost. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I thought I was your best friend, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I thought it over, and I think I'll take a rain check. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I thought Peggy was your wife. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I thought that's what you wanted. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I thought those were the ingredients. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I thought we didn't have to worry about this until 9th grade health class. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I thought we just came for seed and fertilizer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I thought you said you didn't want me to smoke anymore. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I told him how I lost my shins defending our country. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I tried planting the ants in your driveway, but they didn't take! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I understand. It's not easy to admit we're weak. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I want him to bring some Monterey Jack. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I want to get all messed up and'll just pollute our minds... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I want you to keep an open mind, so you can make an informed decision. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I want you to tell Bobby that your love for him is unconditional. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I was 14. Just a little older than Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I was gonna say, "Fu get about it." from King of the Hill - Season 1
I was just telling the guys about Stonehenge. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I wasn't gonna smoke it, I swear. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I will not sit here and have my work insulted! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I win! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I wish I could, ma'am. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I wish my daddy had had the parenting skills to do this for me, I tell you what. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I wish you could. But we are all out of beds. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I woke up in a field hospital. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I work for a living. And I mean real work. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I work hard, I sweat hard, and I love hard. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'd be honored for you to meet my family. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'd like to present you with this jacket. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'd put that mask back on if I were you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'd rather not. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'd tear that permission slip up, if I were you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll be staying over at Hank Hill's home from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll do that and then some. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll give you a headline. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll give you dialogue... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll go rig up your pedal extenders. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll have Chuck and Buzz carry the box out to the car for you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll let you use my tools. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll never miss an Order of the Straight Arrow. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll see you Sunday, Peg. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll tear you a new one bigger than the Grand Canyon. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll tell you where he got the idea. Your father. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm a little worried about being a slut. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm a shaman. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm a smoker, too. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm begging you, put out your cigarettes, and keep them out! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm beginning to think this silence thing is just so we don't bother them. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm Brent Steel and with me is Boggle grand master, Alexi Golgarin. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm capable of any crazy thing! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm crating y'all in like an unruly dog! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm denying that. That's my position. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm glad you came. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm gonna be a prop comic. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm gonna have to call you back. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm gonna have to take you in to the ranger station. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm gonna live in London, and be a rich millionaire, and have people killed. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm gonna put it right here, next to my sewing badge from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm gonna sell propane and propane accessories... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm Hank's friend! Tie a ribbon around me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm having fun! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm hungry. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm just saying, a woman who knows is the toughest customer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm just trying to get a little propane here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm Laotian! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm not gonna need my toys anymore. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm not... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm simply not credible. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm so depressed, I can't even blink. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm sorry, Dad. I'll never smoke again. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm staying over. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm still hungry. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm sure it was just some harmless nutcase. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm sure they'll do a good job at school. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm sure you know that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm sure your teacher can tell you everything you need to know. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm the block captain. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm trying to be your coach! from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD 40... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm trying, Peggy, I just... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm with the Forestry Service. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'm working on this bit where I stick a green bean up my nose. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I've been disappointed by just about everything else in this town from King of the Hill - Season 1
I've been saving this for someone special. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I've been telling Bobby a lot of things. For example... from King of the Hill - Season 1
I've got a minor son living in this house. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I've never been with a woman like that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I've personally taste tested each and every household insecticide. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Icy! Icy! from King of the Hill - Season 1
If all you're going on is my confession, forget it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
If any of you weren't here, I'd miss you some. from King of the Hill - Season 1
If anyone's bringing down the value of this neighborhood... from King of the Hill - Season 1
If I can give some business to my friend and keep my lawn bug free... from King of the Hill - Season 1
If I was you, Kahn, I'd amscray before he gets here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
If it comes back, we'll call the rental place. from King of the Hill - Season 1
If it's so dirty, go clean it! And if it's clean, you can shut up! from King of the Hill - Season 1
If my grades are good enough. from King of the Hill - Season 1
If there's anything left, you! from King of the Hill - Season 1
If you do not approve, you do not have to sign. from King of the Hill - Season 1
If you do, I am sure there is another boy out there who'd take it in a second! from King of the Hill - Season 1
If you want to be sissies. from King of the Hill - Season 1
If you want to win, you're gonna have to do better than your best. from King of the Hill - Season 1
If you want, you can read a bloated government report on smoking... from King of the Hill - Season 1
If you were in the army, you could've dug 10 graves by now! from King of the Hill - Season 1
If you've got something to say, say it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Imagine how hard that is for your mother, trying to teach... from King of the Hill - Season 1
In a minute, honey. Now, it is very important... from King of the Hill - Season 1
In Cotton's room, wrapped in his little bitty pants under a big pile of lies. from King of the Hill - Season 1
In fact, I like everything you have to say. from King of the Hill - Season 1
In front of the TV. from King of the Hill - Season 1
In our own conveyance. from King of the Hill - Season 1
In the latter half of the 20th century. from King of the Hill - Season 1
INTERCOM: Manager to Register 47, please. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is a three cheeks of down wind, man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is he licensed? Is he bonded? Is that it? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is if you had some good Indian stuff for the ceremony around the campfire. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is it a good feeling? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is it about Bobby and that cigarette today? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is someone in there? Is this john occupied? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is strip, sand, varnish, buff, varnish... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is that Bobby got the black eye at his baseball game? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is that what you think? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is this your son? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Is your heart racing? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Isn't it the most beautiful day you've ever seen? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Isn't that just for your feet and hands? from King of the Hill - Season 1
It ain't "ain't," Cissy Cobb. The word is "acquaintanceship"... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It ain't no water toy, Mr. Kahn! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It brought us all together. You know, us against them. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It doesn't have to. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It doesn't matter where I've been. I figured out where I should be. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It feels so good against my skin. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It gives me grave concerns as to how you facilitate... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It is American. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It is if it's a part of the body that was meant to be... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It is too dangerous out there. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It just ain't no good. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It just makes me want to... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It looks just like the one on my dad's truck. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It looks so nice. Can I touch it? from King of the Hill - Season 1
It might be nice, for a change, to have dinner... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It must be made of kryptonite or something. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It says here, he can't take the class without permission of both his parents. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It seems the Druids used it as some kind of sophisticated celestial... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It should be his parents. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It stands for "Fix It Again, Tony." from King of the Hill - Season 1
It sure ain't lawns. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It tells the world: from King of the Hill - Season 1
It was dead until I made Wematanye bring it back to life. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It was. But Wematanye turned it into a whooping crane... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It wasn't your fault, Bobby. You thought it was a snipe. We all did. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It won't if you keep slapping them in the butt and ordering them around. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It wouldn't start at first, because of a clogged fuel line, but I blew it clean. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It'll be fine, Bill. Burn is burn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It'll be okay, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It'll moisturize and exfoliate. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It'll stunt your growth all over. End up in a dang old hospital bed... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's "margarita." from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's $1.25 a square foot. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's a beautiful day. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's a Ford. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's a genuine Winchester 20 gauge shotgun! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's a miracle! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's a Shelley Hack! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's about time! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's all gonna be on Real Stories of the Highway Patrol! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's already 110 in the summer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's Angie Dickinson's birthday. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's beautiful how you came out to support your daddy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's been six years, Bill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's broken! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's called Eco Kill, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's called the double standard, Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's difficult subject matter. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's for the best, darlin'. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's going, it's going to be... Y'all, heads up! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's gonna take more than a bag of flies... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's got red, glowing eyes, long, crooked teeth, a claw... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's got so many places to go... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's gotta be a real word, honey. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's gotta be Swiss Coffee! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's hard, Peggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's how they killed L. Ron Hubbard. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's inspiring. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's just some damn nonsense we made up to fill out the weekend. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's just that it's so nice and cooling. It makes your elbows smooth. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's just the nicotine withdrawal. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's lovely. Look at that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's not "margarrrita," okay? from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's not a belt. It's a girdle. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's not cussin' to say the name of a God given body part. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's not fair. She was so young and green. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's not my place to point out low density patches here... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's okay, honey. Valet parking is included in the price of the room. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's over. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's Raleigh St. Augustine! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's supposed to be hard from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's that same old clubberone zero population bulldink... from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's the 9th Annual Dallas Mower Expo. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's the Funny Phone Jerks. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's time for you to head home. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's time for you to leave! from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's up to a man to tell you that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's very important that you be there for your mama. This is her big day. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's worth $2 a week. from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's you. Right? Did I win? from King of the Hill - Season 1
It's your "pollution control from King of the Hill - Season 1
Jeez, Bobby, why not compare her to a baboon in the zoo? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Jeez, Hank, I was just holding out for $2.50. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Jeez. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Joan, this is my husband, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
JOAN: I'm Joan, Boggle Hospitality Coordinator. from King of the Hill - Season 1
JOAN: I'm sorry, Peggy. We have to start the finals. from King of the Hill - Season 1
John Redcorn, we've got this Order of the Straight Arrow retreat tomorrow. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Joseph, give Mr. Dauterive a bite of your silence stick. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Joseph, I understand you smoked your first cigarette today. from King of the Hill - Season 1
JOSEPH: I found a spark plug. from King of the Hill - Season 1
JOSEPH: Mr. Hill, wake up! from King of the Hill - Season 1
JOSEPH: Thank the Lord. RANDY: My lips were stuck together. from King of the Hill - Season 1
JOSEPH: Your parents got Eco Kill. Cool! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Joseph! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just 'cause you grew up in a trailer and your mama's in prison... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just a big disappointment to you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just a show about nothing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just have a seat. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just keep the dog in the house for an hour. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just like when Uncle Hank went to State for high school football. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just look at Ladybird. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just six nights a week for 20 years. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just so he could stay here and drive me crazy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just to show you what a big man I am, I'll still spray your lawn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Just... It's 7:00 a.m. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Kahn Jr., get fertilizer! Minh, get my tax return! from King of the Hill - Season 1
KAHN: Hank Hill, somebody steal my TV Guide out of mailbox! from King of the Hill - Season 1
KAHN: Hey! Get off my property! from King of the Hill - Season 1
KAHN: Hillbilly barefoot. Big surprise! from King of the Hill - Season 1
KAHN: Since you let your lawn go to hell, okay if Doggie make on it? from King of the Hill - Season 1
KAHN: Try and make lawn nice, neighbor. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Keep digging. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Keep my eye on the what? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Kids and their crazy dreams. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Last thing I remember, I beat them all to death with a big piece of Fatty. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Last year, it was all Tex and no Mex. from King of the Hill - Season 1
LEADER: Future non smokers, take a look to your left. from King of the Hill - Season 1
LEADER: Looks like someone found a buddy! from King of the Hill - Season 1
LEADER: Now for the final test. The snipe hunt. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Leadership. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let me just spray a little to keep up appearances. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let me see. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let me take a look at that. What in the hell? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let me try. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's celebrate. I'll make an icebox cake. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's do that, Hank from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's go eat at that place we used to go when we smoked... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's go get something to eat! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's go, I gotta see a man about a horse. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's go, Peggy! We gotta get to Dallas before the gangs wake up! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's go. Take them off. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's me and you visit your hometown sometime... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's say I want a hammer! Do you know what a hammer is? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's see here, "hit by a baseball." from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's see. Here we go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's see. Spirit bags, Wematanye, funny Iooking headband. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's you and me split it, Peg. It'll be romantic. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Let's you and me split it, Peg. It'll be romantic. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Life is hard. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Like Morton Downey Jr., Robert Downey Jr., or even worse, man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Like some kind of European Nazi in a movie? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Listen to him, Bobby. If you move, they're all gonna sting at once. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Listen to this chapter title. "The 14 Stages of Arousal." from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look at her! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look at me, son. Look at my shins! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look at old Boomhauer, rolling and dodging and such. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look at that one, bouncing around in front of God and everybody. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look here, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look what I found. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look, Bobby, just do your best, okay? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look, Dad, I'm sorry about Fatty and your shins... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look, everyone. It's Peggy Hill. Boggle champ of Arlen, Texas. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look, Hank Hill, I did not ask to teach this class. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look, some people hoist a flag to show they love our country. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look, we're not talking about 13. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look. Here's a chapter on communicating your needs to your love partner. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Look. We all grew up not knowing the real words for... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Looks like it's you and me in the finals. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Looks like someone is gonna have to clear some room on his trophy shelf. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Looks like those fire ants played you like the damn fiddle. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Lord, Bobby. Watch out, son. You've lost more chaws than anybody. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Lord. Hank, you finish this. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Loser! You're a loser! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Love's for sissies! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Luanne, honey, tell me, what is it like to live without shame of any kind? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Luanne, I thought you went home! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Luanne, that movie's got bad words and adult situations. from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: Aunt Peggy, Buckley wants to bring his.38... from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: Aunt Peggy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: Bobby, wait! Use a coaster! from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: Drop it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: Hey, Bobby! Over here! from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: I borrowed your truck this morning, Uncle Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: I know y'all don't mean none of those harsh words. from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: It's Aunt Peggy's Sex Ed book. from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: Mama's in jail. from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: Oh, my goodness! Congratulations! from King of the Hill - Season 1
LUANNE: Well done, Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Luanne! For God's sakes! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Luanne! Honey, can we talk to you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Luanne? Well, is anybody home? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ma'am? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Makes you wonder who gave his boy that black eye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mama, it's your son. Nine months inside, remember? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?" from King of the Hill - Season 1
Man, it's gonna be fun. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Man, this dang old piece of crap. Dang old blocked up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
MAN: Come on, Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
MAN: How does she do it? from King of the Hill - Season 1
MAN: I see a caring human being? LEADER: No. from King of the Hill - Season 1
MAN: I see a caring human being? LEADER: No. from King of the Hill - Season 1
MAN: Uh... from King of the Hill - Season 1
MAN: You don't know who I am, but I know where you live. from King of the Hill - Season 1
May I have this dance? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Maybe that's what's wrong with your lawn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Maybe you couldn't handle that, but I can. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Maybe you ought to hit the books, too. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Maybe you should enter. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Maybe you should let Boomhauer teach him what he knows. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Maybe? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Me? Oh, fish. I just play for fun. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Minh, you owe me $13. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mister, I have not begun to project my anger onto you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mmm. Hmm. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mom says he's the devil. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mom, I'll take my dinner in here, too. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mom, this is not your son. This is your buddy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mom's trophy is bigger than yours. from King of the Hill - Season 1
More subdued and drab. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mother of God! It's all toilet sounds! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mounted on the hood of your old truck like some beautiful, gold plated... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mr. Hill, I feel that you're coming from an anger mindset. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mr. Kahn! My bags! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mrs. Hill, would you say your husband has a bad temper? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Murderers! I have got to tell the ranger! from King of the Hill - Season 1
My arm! from King of the Hill - Season 1
My boy is not gonna look at the inside of a womb. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My dad sure knows how to take care of his cars. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My dad was like, "Get out of my house! from King of the Hill - Season 1
My dad wouldn't trick us! from King of the Hill - Season 1
My dad's a successful patent lawyer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My daddy told me the facts of life... from King of the Hill - Season 1
My elbows are fine. You never complained about 'em before. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My fence's right to be a fence. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My God! Are you still talking? from King of the Hill - Season 1
My God. How many more species have to be wiped out before we learn? from King of the Hill - Season 1
My head! from King of the Hill - Season 1
My heart, my soul. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My lawn is my flag. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My lawn's nothing but ragweed and auto parts. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My marriage is a partnership of equals. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My mother gave me this, and I'm passing it on to you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My name is Peggy Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My son is not gonna learn this crazy crap. from King of the Hill - Season 1
My, my. What an interesting jacket. Did you patch that together yourself? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Name? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Name's Burnett, Cissy Cobb's husband coach. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Never trust nobody. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Nice and clean. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No foreign words. No foreign objects. Shake! from King of the Hill - Season 1
No more TV. Turn it off now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No problem. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No wonder Mom left you. She was a strong lady. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, and now Peggy Hill has a real gun. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, Dad, I'm saying all this because I mean it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, Hank is as gentle as a lamb. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, Hank. Let's just stay a moment longer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, he ain't! from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, I cannot allow you to leave the safety of the bowl. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, I don't know. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, I don't think so. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, I took care of that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, me and Boomhauer came on our own trip... from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, Mr. Hudson. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, Nancy, he knows Dale was only doing his job. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, never. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, no! I'm telling you, that's dangerous. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, sir, I bet Peggy'll be introducing some new ideas into the bedroom. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, thanks. I'm kinda in the middle of doing laundry. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No, Uncle Hank, Mama and Daddy are still fighting. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No! from King of the Hill - Season 1
No! from King of the Hill - Season 1
No! from King of the Hill - Season 1
No! My dad is the Arrow leader. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No. Just pop the hood. Hank can fix it in a minute. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No. That is definitely not acceptable. from King of the Hill - Season 1
No. The principal wants to teach us a unit from some course... from King of the Hill - Season 1
No. They do more than scare them. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Not anymore. I rented it at Blockbuster. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Not because I have to, Hank... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Not every dad would do something like that to his son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Not gonna sugarcoat it. Some of you ain't coming back. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Not in the eyes of Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Not now, not ever. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Not since ours. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Not writing down gobbledygook. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Nothing wrong with a little sexual education. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Nothing, Hank. Just think. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Nothing, I guess. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Nothing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now don't talk, no matter what. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now don't you worry, son. You just do your best. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now every time she plays, she gets blisters. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now get your skinny butt off of my property. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now go get me a beer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now go on, boy. Pick yourself out a live one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now go to sleep. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now I want you to get out of my house. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now just hold on. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now let me explain. He didn't do it to be mean. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now let's get out of here before someone sees us, okay? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now take a look to your right. Who do you see? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now we're just friends. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now what can I do for you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now what do you say we get an ice cream? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now what was it you wanted to talk to me about, Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now where in the hell would I go? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now you done it. Now you really gone and done it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now you get ready for the game, okay? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now you hit the next one out of the park. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now you know how I feel when you eat my make ups! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now you listen to me, mister. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, a description of the hotel fire safety procedures with Chuck Mangione. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, Cow Bingo is a game of strategy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, Hank is not just my husband. He is also my coach. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, Hank, you don't want to win that way. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, hold on a minute here. I didn't bring my family here to be yelled at. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, I'll let that pass. But don't talk again. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, let's just go to sleep. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, let's show them how we play Boggle in Arlen! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, no parties while we're gone. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, son, pick up that phone and invite your granddad to your birthday party. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, who do you believe, me or Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, who else is hungry? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, who's with me? Hands in the center! Come on! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, why don't you order us some food? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, you listen here from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, you listen to me! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now, you're this strange man holding a purse. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Now! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Of course we're on the same team. You and me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Of course, I don't mean that... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Of the Order of the Straight Arrow. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Of the Order of the Straight Arrow. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Of war in Vietnam every day? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Offering a genuine apology for choosing my lawn over our friendship from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, all right! I'll stay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, and Hank, we changed that tee off time to 3:00. See ya. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, baby! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, big deal. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, Bobby! Now don't say that! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, Bonnie. You poor, poor woman. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, come on now. You're still doing better than... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, Cotton, I am my own woman. And don't you forget it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, for crying out loud. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, God, no! An ant hill on my new lawn! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, God! Your parents are gonna be home in 47 hours! Hurry! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, God. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, God. You sacrificed your life... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, good, sweet... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, Hank, I thought you gave that up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, Hank, I'm also a decent woman. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, Hank, is it your back again? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, Hank? Hank, come quick. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, Hank. Watch your back. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, how exciting. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, I am so sorry your grandpa ruined your birthday, son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, I don't believe it! You played a great game. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, I forgot. Coaches have to watch from a closed circuit TV room. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, I get it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, I get it. She's making you say this. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, I'm sorry, Luanne, I was not paying attention. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, jeez. I think I need one of those $8 beers. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, little sick boy. Would you like me to find your name in the next Boggle? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, look, Peggy, it's Cissy Cobb... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, Lord, that crazy Cotton Hill from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, man! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, man. What kind of lefty hootenanny is this? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, my God! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, my God! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, my God. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, my goodness! Is that C. Everett Koop? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, my. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, no, Hank. They found someone. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, no, I'll go get it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, no! For once, you will hear me out. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, no! How long have you been addicted to cigarettes? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, no! My wife! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, no. Those poor little kids never did get to make their clay ashtrays. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, nothing. Just Hank's father. He's driving in for the party. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, okay. "Mr. And Mrs. Peggy Hill." from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, pooh. I don't care about the trophy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, sugar! We're out of sugar, sug'. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, that's a good one, Hank's wife. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, there we go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, these people! Gringos! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, well. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, whatever you say, Hillary. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, yeah? Good job. Well done. So proud. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, yeah? Well, Luanne hates him, too. That means we're even. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, yeah? What's that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, yeah. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, yeah. It's a holiday, isn't it? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, yeah. It's exactly like that, Luanne. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, you didn't send her in to do a man's job, did you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, you're not stupid. Heck, you're smarter than me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh! Hi, guys. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay, ants, put your heads between your six legs... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay, give 112, what's the difference? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay, I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD 40. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay, now, what did you say, baby cakes? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay, Peggy Hill. Good luck and maybe goodbye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay, son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay, that's enough. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay, that's time. Pencils down. Let's tote 'em up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay, today's subject... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay! Forget it! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. As soon as I find my husband. I mean, coach. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. But remember... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. I'll tell them. Bye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. The 24 hour oath of silence starts now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. Yeah. All right. Bye bye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okey dokey. Any questions so far? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okle doke. from King of the Hill - Season 1
One day, my cousin woke up, his kidney was gone. from King of the Hill - Season 1
One more bite, and you can't make Straight Arrow! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Only secondhand from my dad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Only trailer trash smoke nowadays! Do you want to look like trailer trash? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Only, Bobby didn't tell us. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oops. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oops. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Open up your eyes, man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Or "shoes," as you say in your country. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Or Boomhauer? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Or go straight to the horse's mouth and get the facts from the tobacco industry! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Or maybe 113. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Or they'll take me away. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Otherwise known as... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ouch! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ouch. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Our rituals are considered sacred and are passed down only in the Nation. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Out of lima beans and Ritz crackers. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Out of the sun came a Tojo Zero and put 50 bullets in my back. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ovaries. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Over 10,000 oil paintings must be sold! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Over there, and behind other side of house. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ow! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peg, that's just cowboy talk. Come on. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy Hill is the new Texas State Boggle champion! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy Hill, your words, please. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy Hill! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy married me! I didn't marry her! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy might do all the housework.. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY ON MACHINE: Hello. You have reached the Hill residence. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy, how can you tell Bobby that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy, I've got a situation here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy, it's for you. It's Dale. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy, it's late. I'm tired. Let's just go to sleep. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy, the poor guy just wants to spend time with us. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: "Pad Thai" doesn't count, Minh. I guess I win again. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: All right, Cotton. You're breaking my good dishes. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: All right, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Bobby, a man from the Child Protective Services just came by. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Bobby, smoking is a nasty, filthy habit! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Bobby, why don't you go out and help your daddy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Bobby? from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Boy, you should've heard Bonnie today. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Cissy Cobb? from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Close the damn door! Can't you see that I am knitting? from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Come on! I will fix you a to go plate. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Do not be a smart mouth, young man! I gave up smoking... from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Do you want to lose a lung? from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Good morning, class. Today we're gonna discuss human relations. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Hank, you hold him, I'll go get a stick! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Hank! Shh! It's 4:00 a.m. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: His woman? from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: How's it coming with the car, grease monkey? from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: I hope you're all hungry. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: I hope you're all hungry. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: I will drop it! I will! I will drop this! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: I'd like a room, please. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: I'm telling you, it's Dale, with those fire ants. Get right in his... from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Leave him alone. He's a good helper. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Luanne! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Me! Me, now! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: No, it didn't. You went to State and lost. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: No! BOBBY: Hand it over! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Now, Minh, the game of Boggle is really quite simple. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Oh, excuse me, Cissy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Oh, Hank! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Oh, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Oh, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Oh, my. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Oh, my. Oh, Lord. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Oh, same old, same old. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Oh, well, it might not be football, but there are over 200 competitors... from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Okey dokey, Cotton, Hank fixed your car. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Pop the clutch, hon! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Sure. Come on in. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: That's right. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: This is a diagram of a woman's... from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Uh huh. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Unlock this door right now! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Vagina! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Welcome home, boys. Did you have fun? from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Well, now, he is the block captain, Luanne. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Well, okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: What on God's green earth are you making those noises for? from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: What're you doing with that cigarette? You'll burn the house down! from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: Yeah. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: You are a genius. Now this is why I come to Lubbock's Very Big Shoes. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: You know, there's a funny thing happening down at school. from King of the Hill - Season 1
PEGGY: You were right, Hank. I am a loser. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy's a bargirl or nothing like that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Peggy's my best friend, son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Penis. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Permission granted! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Please don't tell Dad! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Please leave a message at the tone from King of the Hill - Season 1
Please respect... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Please return the garage door... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Please, Mr. Hill, loud is not allowed. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Poor Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Pretty dog. Who's a pretty dog? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Pretty keen, huh? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Propane is what I know best. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Protector of the sacred ground that brings us cool water to drink... from King of the Hill - Season 1
PROTESTERS: Yeah. Right on, man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Pull over right here, by that culvert. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Put an apron over your new bosom, too. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Put in 50 cents. And they try to hit that corner... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Put some cornpone on them hips. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Question. Are you ready? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Quicker than most people go through shoes. from King of the Hill - Season 1
RANDY: Wematanye! Texas! Wematanye! HANK: All right, that's it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Really? Dad never lets me order. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Really? Well, I better check that out. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Remember that, Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Remember, he said, "loud is not allowed," Dad... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Remember, kids, you never know when you're gonna be tested. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Remember, the purpose of this weekend is to have fun. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Remember, the snipe call is this: from King of the Hill - Season 1
Remember? When we went to State? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Richest man in the world. Just like the dang old Jimmy... Yo from King of the Hill - Season 1
Right now? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Right there in that cooler. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Right there in that cooler. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ringworm test? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Run! Run! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Say what? from King of the Hill - Season 1
See King Mulch take on a Texas sized pile of twigs! from King of the Hill - Season 1
See the difference, man? from King of the Hill - Season 1
See what Boutros Boutros Ghali Ghali thinks about that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
See what, twig boy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
See, Bobby? Woman works, man loses his sausage. from King of the Hill - Season 1
See, he's a big, flamboyant character, like a peacock. from King of the Hill - Season 1
See, kids? It's harder than you think. from King of the Hill - Season 1
See, twig boy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
See? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Senora, I have an Italian mock alligator you are going to love. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She can lay a million eggs in a 24 hour period. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She don't like mowers like we like mowers. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She gave me that wonderful book, The Loveliness of Woman. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She has got to go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She has no more pencils in reserve. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She is not my mother. Hell, we went to kindergarten together. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She just knows, you know... from King of the Hill - Season 1
She lets out smells that make the other ants do whatever she wants. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She ought to be outside, hanging my laundry. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She purrs just like a dang old kitten. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She smells like Miracle Whip. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She was saving a quart of beer for before bed. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She was Substitute Teacher of the Year, 1996, I understand. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She's like a pretty girl with short hair. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She's moody. Must be PBS. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She's my wife! from King of the Hill - Season 1
She's my wife. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She's ours, by God. Our taxes paid for her. from King of the Hill - Season 1
She's right, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Shh, Hank. It is only Round 5. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Should be spending their time on. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Shouldn't we be getting home? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Shut up, Dale. There is no snipe. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Shut up! I'm talking here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Simple. I found a Boggle tournament in Dallas... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Since George Bush went to Japan... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Since my dad let me smoke a whole carton. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sir, do you know anything about this? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sir, I'm sorry to disturb you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sir, you lied to me. You lied to this little boy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sir? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Slow like that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Smokey's no longer with us. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Smoking or non smoking? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Smoking. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Smooth elbows, Peg. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Snipe! from King of the Hill - Season 1
So are you ready to kick some Wildcat butt, Bobby? from King of the Hill - Season 1
So don't be jacking up your prices. from King of the Hill - Season 1
So don't come crying to me with your problems! from King of the Hill - Season 1
So green and soothing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
So I comb my hair, I reapply lipstick 30 times a day. from King of the Hill - Season 1
So I could live to get my Straight Arrow badge. from King of the Hill - Season 1
So I rushed them. But it was a trap. from King of the Hill - Season 1
So I'm buying you and your friends hookers. from King of the Hill - Season 1
So on this Hill family case... from King of the Hill - Season 1
So pee now, because once we're on the road, we ain't stopping. from King of the Hill - Season 1
So that's what that is. from King of the Hill - Season 1
So what are we doing out here? from King of the Hill - Season 1
So what? from King of the Hill - Season 1
So what? from King of the Hill - Season 1
So what? It's worth it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
So would this be the same "baseball" that gave Bobby the black eye? from King of the Hill - Season 1
So would this be the same "baseball" that gave Bobby the black eye? from King of the Hill - Season 1
So you'd be free of birth defects, and this is how you repay me? from King of the Hill - Season 1
So you'll have to try this with a dowel or something. from King of the Hill - Season 1
So your assertion, Mr. Hill... from King of the Hill - Season 1
So, Bobby, what you gonna do with your life? from King of the Hill - Season 1
So, I'm buying you a hooker from King of the Hill - Season 1
So? from King of the Hill - Season 1
So... from King of the Hill - Season 1
So... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Some ladies in Mega Lo Mart tried to stop him. He beat them up, too from King of the Hill - Season 1
Some right wing maniac called the health teacher with a death threat and she quit. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Somebody really ought to report him for the boy's sake. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Something like that should be taught in the home. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sometimes you just gotta relax... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sometimes, things just disappear for no logical reason. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Son, give me that Slim Jim from King of the Hill - Season 1
Son, hand me the bird body. I need it for evidence. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Son, have you lost your mind? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Son, I have to. He's been worried. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Son, Peggy Hill knows half a swear word when she hears one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sorry, Mr. Hill. I know I'm not supposed to be smoking. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sorry, sug', I gotta go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Start puffing, boy. We gotta get through 200 of these from King of the Hill - Season 1
Starts yapping his jaw 24 hours a day, and nobody answered. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Stop fooling around! We've got to bury that thing fast! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Stop hitting that button! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Stop looking at me, boy! Watch the ball! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Strickland Propane. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Substitute Teacher of the Year 1996, as I recall. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sucky lawn bring down value of my property. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Super plush, new lawn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Super Squirter! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sure, he's a friend. But I have lots of friends. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sure, it's a lawn. It's meant to be enjoyed. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sure, that'd work. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sure, we do. I'm drawing the line here, Peggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sure. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Swiss cheese is not Mexican. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Take lots of pictures. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Take my hand, Bobby. The ants'll swarm on me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Take off them pink gloves. That's woman's work. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Take off your shirt. I'll get the Icy Hot from King of the Hill - Season 1
Take them off! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Talk five times, and you're out. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Talking about that big mistake, y'all. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Taste the wind one last time, bird spirit. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Tasty and delicious. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Teaching my boy the facts of life is my job. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Tell him, Dale. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Thank you for Boggle lesson, Peggy Hill. Maybe next week I teach you mahjong. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Thanks a lot, girlie. But the truth is, you're a girl. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Thanks, Brent. This should be a great final match. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Thanks, Dad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Thanks, Uncle Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That are inconvenient to man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That boy ain't right. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That dang old hand in the water trick is gonna work every time. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That entails. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That feels like what? A hundred years ago. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That guy got him mad, though. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That I have never brought up, because I am too much of a lady. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That I think we missed. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That is cool. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That is not how to inhale, Bobby. You're hot boxing it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That is not my assertion. That's what happened. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That is the inside of a womb. A woman's womb. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That means I have to be prepared to go wherever they need teachers most... from King of the Hill - Season 1
That means you're outvoted. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That must be an old book, because now there's 18 stages. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That place is crawling with crackheads and debutantes! from King of the Hill - Season 1
That puts all of that intellectual hooey above common decency. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That the UN's been trying for years. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That was a test. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That was Bobby's principal from King of the Hill - Season 1
That was just the final test. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That was just the final test. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That we know we can trust you two. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That woman has got one awful love life. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That woman is my wife. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That woman's got a lot of guts, I'll tell you what. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That you and I should have a little talk on the subject. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's a hell of a weird sound. I never made that before. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's also how he taught me about paying taxes. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's code for UN commissars telling Americans... from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's crazy. Of course I love him. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's going to cost her at least a four letter word. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's his parents' job from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's how I know Bob Dole's been faking that dead arm. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's like a pig trying to read. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's like getting a Shemp! from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's Mrs. Peggy Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's my boy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's not coming from a center of anger. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's not fair! I don't smoke! from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's not the right sort of attitude for you to have. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's not true. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's quite a story, Enrique. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's real funny, Peg. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's right, Patches! from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's right. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's that Hank Hill fella that lives on the block next to us. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's the queen, stupid. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's what I want! A damned hammer! from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's what I wanted to hear. Good job, son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's what I'm gonna do when I grow up, I've decided. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's what the white man calls them. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's what'll give you that winning edge. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's when the Chinese'll come marching in. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's why men love him. from King of the Hill - Season 1
That's woman's work. Ain't that right, fellas? from King of the Hill - Season 1
The army taught me everything, and in four different languages, too. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The bird was just unconscious, Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The block party is just an opportunity to trot her out... from King of the Hill - Season 1
The blood attracted sharks. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The boys are gonna eat this stuff up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The cigarette's gone! from King of the Hill - Season 1
The crippling sense of shame I got from my mother. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The difference between a boy and a girl's... from King of the Hill - Season 1
The Elks are having a Boggle tournament to raise bail money for their treasurer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The goal is to make words out of these 25 letter cubes. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The government would not let them use the word "eco"... from King of the Hill - Season 1
The guy from the state said... from King of the Hill - Season 1
The hardware department. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The health teacher is a trained professional. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The hell you say? Did you win World War II? from King of the Hill - Season 1
The investigation has been off for a week... from King of the Hill - Season 1
The kids are already gonna hate me because you got the wrong bean dip. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The name is Hank Hill! Mr. Hank Hill! from King of the Hill - Season 1
The pitcher could walk me, couldn't he? from King of the Hill - Season 1
The point is, there is no way my son is learning the how tos of romance... from King of the Hill - Season 1
The Propane Association recommends that you... from King of the Hill - Season 1
The queen is cool. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The real honor is getting to represent Arlen in the State Boggle Championship. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The snipe hunt. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The spirit bag is very sacred. You should not make light. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The state take custody? from King of the Hill - Season 1
The Straight Arrow hasn't changed a bit since I was a boy from King of the Hill - Season 1
The tender feelings I've held back from my family. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The time when a little girl becomes a woman. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The trailer tipped over, everything went upside down. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The trick is to get your thumb under the filter. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The way you had the courtesy to come see mine. from King of the Hill - Season 1
The worker that visited you will be leaving the office and going back to LA. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Then they shipped us to the Pacific Theater. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Then things took a turn for the worse. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Then we should be thankful we got the opportunity to see one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Then why are you holding your cigarette... from King of the Hill - Season 1
There are some pretty big differences between boys and girls. from King of the Hill - Season 1
There is a very ancient ceremony I learned from my grandfather... from King of the Hill - Season 1
There is no snipe. from King of the Hill - Season 1
There is no Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
There it is, boys. The great outdoors. from King of the Hill - Season 1
There they are, the nature haters! Let's get them! from King of the Hill - Season 1
There we go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
There, there. from King of the Hill - Season 1
There. No need for Bobby to get all bothered up learning about sex... from King of the Hill - Season 1
There. That's better. from King of the Hill - Season 1
There's no such thing as a snipe. from King of the Hill - Season 1
There's nothing in here but pictures of flowers. from King of the Hill - Season 1
There's only five of those left in the world from King of the Hill - Season 1
These fire ants are well organized, highly trained insects. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They can't talk for 24 hours. Order of the Straight Arrow, you know? from King of the Hill - Season 1
They couldn't bite through cement. They're weak! Like me! from King of the Hill - Season 1
They found the Substitute Teacher of the Year. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They got local businesses to sponsor my trip. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They have something that girls do not have. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They made up in Washington, DC. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They opened fire and blew my shins off. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They want me to teach this Sex Ed stuff to our kids' class, you know. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They want to whittle us down so we can't keep a standing army. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They were like you fellows, only one of them was from Brooklyn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They were spitting on the US flag. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They will. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They won't be home for 48 hours! I'll think of something. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They'll be drunk. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They'll be out there another hour, and then we'll go get them. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They'll swarm all over you and sting you all at once... from King of the Hill - Season 1
They're just an egghead government plot. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They're no thicker than a cigarette! I could smoke them little arms! from King of the Hill - Season 1
They're not testing anything except for how dumb we are! It's all a trick. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They're sound effects, like that guy on Police Academy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They're trying to control global warming. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They've been waiting to get a piece of me for 15 years. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Things were very different when I was a girl. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Thinks I use too much chemicals. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Thirty times a day? from King of the Hill - Season 1
This beauty school homework is hard, Aunt Peggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This family has survived fires and twisters... from King of the Hill - Season 1
This is a good show. This is a damn good show. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This is a man's... from King of the Hill - Season 1
This is a very friendly gesture. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This is exactly what those environmentalists... from King of the Hill - Season 1
This is happening too fast. I just don't know. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This is my moment. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This is your lungs on air. This is your lungs on smoke. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This party is officially over! from King of the Hill - Season 1
This party's boring. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This Sex Ed stuff goes higher than the schools. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This thing is a hoot. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This time! Next time, I might not be so lucky. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This trip is about the sacredness of Mother Earth and all she gives us. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This weekend, Peggy Hill is gonna put Arlen, Texas, on the map! from King of the Hill - Season 1
This? Bobby threw his baseball at me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Those are Slim Jims. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Those last few years when it spread to his bones... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Those spirit bags of yours are just my ex wife's old socks. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Those were good times, too! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Those who don't will be dead. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Those who survive will be honored members... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Those who survive will be honored members... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Those whose parents did not give you permission to learn with me... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Thrill to the spectacle of the Snapper Precision Mowing Team! from King of the Hill - Season 1
To allow the importation of South American propane. from King of the Hill - Season 1
To be best friends with, too. from King of the Hill - Season 1
To be teaching Bobby the facts of life. from King of the Hill - Season 1
To beat the snipe back in case he comes at you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
To have tender feelings for a girl. from King of the Hill - Season 1
To hell with fertilizer and seed. I want this! from King of the Hill - Season 1
To its factory preset down position! from King of the Hill - Season 1
To keep her busy, while we have some real fun. from King of the Hill - Season 1
To save my son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
To scare off these red devil bastards. from King of the Hill - Season 1
To shoot off at the block party. from King of the Hill - Season 1
To the Hills, and their tobacco free future! from King of the Hill - Season 1
To the Hills, and their tobacco free future! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Today I'm gonna teach you Sex Ed. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Tomorrow, maybe we compare salaries. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Touch me again, and you'll be wearing that corn pone, old man. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Tu mai ho, or something like that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Turn and bang on that thing, and talking about her needs. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Turn your cuffs down, boys. And make sure you're zipped. from King of the Hill - Season 1
TV: So take it from me, Chuck Mangione... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Two and an eighth. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Two days ago, you were like a little boy, all excited about the mower show. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Two great Bogglers. Only one will be winner. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Uh huh from King of the Hill - Season 1
Uh huh from King of the Hill - Season 1
Uh oh. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Uh oh. from King of the Hill - Season 1
UN helicopters. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Uncle Hank's clean. He's gonna be okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Unless it was ecologically safe. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Unless you want me to go off to Dallas by myself. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Unplugging the iron feels so good! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Uterus. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Uvula. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Very good. Now, say it to Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Vowel cubes are running cold. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wait a minute. I didn't "let" him, I made him. It was a punishment. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wait a minute. Let me show you one more time. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wait! Dad, you're not supposed to yell at me anymore from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wait! Not while I'm here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wait! That's a solenoid. Where'd you find that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wait. What's wrong with your grandpa? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Want to know how to get a bargirl in the Philippines? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Want to see something cool? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Washington? Bobby, go to your room. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We are going to the finals! from King of the Hill - Season 1
We are gonna make it! Together! from King of the Hill - Season 1
We call this machine the Matchmaker 500. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We can collect the empty ant heads when they're done. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We can leave! Hank fixed the car! from King of the Hill - Season 1
We can put all this ugliness back in the closet. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We can't just bury it, Dad, remember? from King of the Hill - Season 1
We don't recommend using propane to fill party balloons. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We don't recommend using propane to fill party balloons. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We don't want him growing up as repressed as we did. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We gotta get rid of this bird. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We have to ask the great spirit... from King of the Hill - Season 1
We knew you wouldn't. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We might be able to tell Kahn's lawn is better than yours. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We of the Order of the Straight Arrow call upon the spirit, Wematanye... from King of the Hill - Season 1
We were hot. Took them off. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We'll ditch the carcass by the interstate in the morning. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We'll grow oranges in Alaska. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We'll have to wait till your gas station opens up in the morning. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We're calling off our investigation of your father. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We're coming to you live on the Dallas Grand Plaza Hospitality Channel... from King of the Hill - Season 1
We're gonna get to see her boobs from King of the Hill - Season 1
We're gonna make it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We're gonna stick around a few more days. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We're supposed to be on the same team. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We're talking about 113. from King of the Hill - Season 1
We're the adults. We have to set an example. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wearing a fur coat and a gold hat. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Welcome back, friend! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, all righty! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, because she's a lot smarter than him, for one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, Bobby and I both want him to stay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, Bobby, your father and I decided that as your parents... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, come on, Bobby, can't you think of something pleasant? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, Cotton! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, four now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, hello, Patches. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, how about if I put a little on your elbows? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I don't know. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I found the "tile." Thank you very much, Peggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I guess that's my cue. You want me to hold your purse? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I guess you can go home now, Dad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I heard he threatened a clerk in Mega Lo Mart with a hammer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I just asked you once. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I know you think of me as a pretty together guy... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I wish it were that simple, Boomhauer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I'll be damned. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I'll be... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, I'll give you $2. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, if you do see anything, you can contact the ranger station. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, it wasn't as bad for you back then. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, it worked for the team. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, Jesus loves him. So I win. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, l... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, let's begin with the difference between boys and girls. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, look at us. At each other's throats. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, mainly. But you could use it everywhere from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, maybe tomorrow. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, maybe we should think about getting back, honey. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, mister, you have just installed the finest lawn on the block. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, no. How about you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, no. How about you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, now that sounds promising. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, of course I'll go. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, Peggy... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, she's got a point. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, sometimes a little intellectual hooey is a good thing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, thank you. 'Cause I feel worse than ever. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, thanks. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, that is not true. You and Bobby are my whole life. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, then you gotta try even harder. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, then you gotta try even harder. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, then you'll be needing one of these. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, then, what on God's green earth are you doing with all these fire ants? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, there used to be a dairy farm out here somewhere. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, these things are addictive. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, these things are addictive. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, they're damn sure gonna know the 18 stages of arousal... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, we are not gonna be done in by a lousy tobacco leaf! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, we can't stuff this bird in here. It'll never fit. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, we eat in the kitchen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, we're gonna make some men out of those 12 year old boys tomorrow... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, what are we gonna do? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, what do you think? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, what is it you're trying to do? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, when I close my eyes, I see myself at the mower show... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, whoop dee doo! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, why not? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, yeah. We saw... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, yes, if you were my daughter. But you're my son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you ain't with your daddy today. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you can love it for four more hours. It's a rental. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you can relax. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you know me. I'm larger than life. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you know, with everything... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you see, the bird's tagged with a little transmitter. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you should be, 'cause you are dirt! You make me sick, you big baby! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you're just a little too late... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you're smarter than anyone else in Arlen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you're the expert. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, you're welcome to stay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well.. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye calls them silence sticks to test your spirit of shutting up. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye does exist. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye is with you and with Texas. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye says, "Respect the earth." from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye wants us to honor the bird's sacred spirit. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye, protect us on our hunt. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye, Texas, Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye, there's another Texas, Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye, to watch over us on this trip. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye! Mr. Gribble's not wearing his seatbelt... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye. I see Mr. Gribble's butt. Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye. Let's spot license plates. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye. Who wants another beer? Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What a bargirl knows. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What a day to be alive! from King of the Hill - Season 1
What a load. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What a terrible way to die. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What am I gonna do, Uncle Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What am I saying? Of course it makes us even. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What are you doing? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What are you guys listening to Hank for? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What are you looking at, Moe? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What are you looking at? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What are you saying, Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What are you talking about? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What color is that? Is that Eggshell White? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What did you say? What did you say? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What difference does it make? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What difference does it make? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What do you know about sexual relations? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What do you mean "you"? We're all in this together. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What do you mean? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What do you think Mom's saying to 'em? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What do you think Mom's telling all those guys? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What do you think Mom's telling all those guys? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What do you think? Does this say "Hank Hill"? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What do you want me to do? I can't change my father. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What does a snipe look like? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What does that have to do with... from King of the Hill - Season 1
What have you done? That coffee table is trashed! from King of the Hill - Season 1
What if they don't? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What in God's name is that thumping sound? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What in the hell did you tell him that for? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What in the hell is going on here? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What is it, Daddy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What kind of filth are you reading? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What kind of work can a guy get in this town? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What temperature it's gonna be in our outdoors. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What the hell is going on here? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What the... from King of the Hill - Season 1
What the... from King of the Hill - Season 1
What the... What are you talking about? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What the..."Loud is not allowed"? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What we do is none of your business! I told you not to smoke! from King of the Hill - Season 1
What were you thinking? You've got school tomorrow! from King of the Hill - Season 1
What you crying for, boy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What you got them blue jeans on for, Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What you listening to, son? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What you think of your mama's new ta tas? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What you think? I work for Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What, are you turning into some kind of feminist? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What? Do you think that potatoes fly into the bowl and mash themselves? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What? I'm coming home right now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What? No. He's always sprayed my lawn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What? Sexual Education? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What? Where in the hell are my elbows gonna be that they need to be smooth? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What's going on here, Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What's going on in here? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What's it been? 17, 18? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What's so hard about that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What's that flapping sound? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What's that? What are you spraying? There won't be bleaching, will there? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What's the point in arguing? The car is fixed now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What's wrong with the bean dip? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What's wrong with you? How does that sound, for a change? from King of the Hill - Season 1
What's wrong, Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Whatever you do, you should do right, even if it's something wrong. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Whatever you say, Coach! from King of the Hill - Season 1
When Dale, and Bill, and Boomhauer, and me went through this as kids... from King of the Hill - Season 1
When he can't do a damn thing about it anyway, at his age... from King of the Hill - Season 1
When I grow up, I'm gonna drink this stuff every day, just like my dad... from King of the Hill - Season 1
When I think of all my hard earned tax dollars... from King of the Hill - Season 1
When I was a baby, he had my mama make me a chamois jumpsuit... from King of the Hill - Season 1
When I was Bobby's age, and I turned out okay. from King of the Hill - Season 1
When my husband would crawl all over me at night and do his business... from King of the Hill - Season 1
When you had those Randy Travis tickets. from King of the Hill - Season 1
When you're finished, you wanna get that with a hose? from King of the Hill - Season 1
When's this thing supposed to kick in? It's not working! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where are its legs? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where are your pants? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where did you record this? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where he lives. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where I come from, either you come home a winner or you not come home at all! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where is everybody? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where is old Smokey? We would love to say hi. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where is that thumping coming from? It's driving me crazy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where is the hardware department? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where we call upon the sacred Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where you can develop healthy life adaptations. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where's Aunt Peggy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where's the other half of that dang permission slip? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Which is it, Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
While I was blacked out, was anything inserted into me? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Who are you trying to kid? We all know there won't be anything left. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Who calls her that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Who, Hank? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Who? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Who? Uncle Joe? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Who's Harvey? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Who's ready? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Who's your buddy? Who's your buddy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Whoa! Hold on, son! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why are men so attracted to hoes? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why are you yelling at me? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why didn't I serve that poor man his sausage? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why do you always ask me that? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why does it matter? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why don't you just switch those back, and go in and hug your wife? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why is it not okay for girls, but it's okay for boys? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why is she still talking? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why won't you wear that weightlifting belt I got you for Christmas? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why you so pissed off for, Peggy Hill? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why, I would just close my eyes and think of them pretty flowers. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why, you're at the very beginning of a rags to riches story. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Why's my potato got skin on it? I hate skin! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Will you stop talking about your stupid tile? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wingo, man! I'll get my stuff. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Winner, Cissy Cobb! 73 0. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Winner, Peggy Hill! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Winner, Peggy Hill! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Winner, Peggy Hill! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Winner, Peggy Hill! from King of the Hill - Season 1
With liberty and justice for all. from King of the Hill - Season 1
With propane and propane accessories. from King of the Hill - Season 1
With techroline. from King of the Hill - Season 1
With the jazz combo. from King of the Hill - Season 1
With them sticks and a bag. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Without his paranoid and, well, hateful nature... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Without my lawn, I am Bill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Without warning, on a single command. from King of the Hill - Season 1
WOMAN 1: Has a temper, doesn't he? WOMAN 2: Sure does. from King of the Hill - Season 1
WOMAN: Hello? from King of the Hill - Season 1
WOMAN: Thanks to our efforts, we have preserved the nesting areas... from King of the Hill - Season 1
WOMAN: There they are. from King of the Hill - Season 1
WOMAN: Would you listen to that man? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Women and children first. I take the first puff. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Women were not put on this earth to serve you and me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Women's work! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Women's work! Women's work! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wonderful! We have tons of activities to occupy you while Peggy plays Boggle. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Woo Ioo Ioo. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Woo Ioo Ioo. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Woo loo loo. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Would it kill a tree if she wore a bra? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Would you guys just shut up? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Would you like to rub some Pretty Feet and Hands on my back? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Would you mind if I talk to you for a minute? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wow, look how busy this ant is. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wow! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wow! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wow! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wrong number. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Y'all gonna light up like that, man, it'll treat y'all like a dang old junkie! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Y'all talk about oral gratification. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Y'all want to come, for old time's sake? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, he asked me if your dad ever whupped you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, I know. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, I like it here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, I mean, the whole neighborhood was Redneck City. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, I remember. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, I see bacon, I see ham. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, I've been telling people, Peggy Hill is not one of those teachers... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, if he finds out you're from Japan, you know... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, it is a gas. But it's in a liquid state. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, it is. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, John Redcorn. Let's get some funny Indian stuff to do. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, we would've liked to have more kids... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, well, you weren't too proud to pick and choose... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, well... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, yeah, it does. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah, yeah, that's even better. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah! You don't know how hard it is to quit! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah? Well, the opry ain't over yet. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah? What? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah? What? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah. But those are getting tired. We need some new material. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah. I bought a microwave. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah. Ours was something special. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeah. So I'll see you at dinner. I gotta get to the mower show. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yeehaw! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yep, just walking around on my lush... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yep, no two ways about it. Smoking is a filthy, disgusting habit. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yep, same old Smokey's. Place hasn't changed a bit. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yep. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yep. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yep. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yep. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yep. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yep. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes siree. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes, all right. You win. Best lawn. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes, I do. I'm a substitute Spanish teacher. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes, my queen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes, sir. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes, sir. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes, the penis. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes, Your Majesty, I will tell my people about you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes. Bametomyam. Thai spicy noodle soup. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes. That's the secret of the snipe hunt. That's the whole point. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yes. We'll all just go to sleep now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You ain't too big for me to give you a licking. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You all catch the Seinfeld show last night? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You all whine too much, and the coffee's bad from King of the Hill - Season 1
You and I may be acquainted, but we are not traveling companions. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You and me can take her. You go high, I'll go low. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You are about to come face to face with the deadliest beast in creation. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You are both grounded. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You are sick, sir! You shouldn't be allowed to have children! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You are welcome to march yourself down to the Safeway. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You can ask my son. He's Bobby's best friend. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You can call me Mrs. Hill, you can call me Peggy or Peggy Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You can just move along now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You can read for an hour in the school library. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You can save my lawn. Those fire ants are out of control. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You can stay with us till your mama comes home. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You can't leave now. You are my coach. I need you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You cannot make authentic guacamole... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You could eat it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You couldn't confirm any actual abuse, but you still recommended.. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You did it, Peggy, just like you said! You're in the winner's circle! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You did talk to the Little League coach, didn't you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You didn't say "Wematanye." from King of the Hill - Season 1
You do great impressions. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You do something bad, it come back and bite you in the ass! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You don't give a toy without batteries. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You don't have to do anything. You just have to be there. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You don't have to explain. I got an uncle named Leslie. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You don't talk it into working right... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You don't want to end up like Randy's dad. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You ever had any cigarette? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You ever seen Hank hit Bobby? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You flunked the test of silence, Eustace! Give me your silence stick! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You forgot my beer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You getting good compression? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You got a real gun. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You got another exterminator. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You gotta get her in the moneymaker. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You gotta give 110 percent. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You gotta hit more than three numbers. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You gotta inhale slow. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You have been watching way too much TV, son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You have noticed, I am sure, that... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You have the coolest mom. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You have to take it out back and flush it clean. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You haven't seen it, have you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You just cannot see your father for who he is. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You just don't understand him. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You just put it in the water like that, and it don't... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You keep eating, and I'll tell you when to stop from King of the Hill - Season 1
You kids get out of here before I call your parents! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know better than that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know how I was raised. What my father's like. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know my dad. He's all bark. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know what I mean, don't you, boy? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know what it could be? That damn starter motor. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know what they say Ford stands for, don't you? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know what, Dale? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know, Coach said something that would fire us up when we were behind. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know, hook ups. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know, I think I will save the rest of my "tile" for after breakfast. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know, like the old days, before he came along! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know, something... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know, there's something Coach said he would do if we ever won the big game. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know, when I close my eyes, I see myself in the winner's circle. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know, where I come from, we got a thing called karma. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You know... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You listen to your mother. She knows best. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You look like you could use a wallet. Would you like to make a wallet? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You mean the penis? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You mean, a penis? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You might as well. It's just gonna keep growing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You must be here for your Boggle lesson. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You please tell your parents we apologize for the misunderstanding. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You put oil round there, just like Bobby Unser said: from King of the Hill - Season 1
You really outdid yourself this time. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You see your buddies for a better life! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You see, raising a boy is like fixing a radiator. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You see? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You should've come to me sooner from King of the Hill - Season 1
You spend the whole dad gum day like that, cleaning up that dang old pee pee. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You stunt his growth, he will stay that way! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You sure you don't want him? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You take that back! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You take them spark plugs out, and in that little hole... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You think that'll really happen to me? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You threw a baseball at your mother? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You wanna spark it? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You want me to wash it with the darks? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You want my Chandler or my Ross? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You want the cigarette? You want it so bad? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You were my exterminator. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You will grow a new lawn by next year's Cinco de Mayo. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You will never know if you are attractive. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You, of all people, should understand, I am at State. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You'll be married to a woman who knows everything about sex. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You'll do okay. You just have to remember one thing. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You'll never get no service that way. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You'll style a new wig better than before. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're all skin and bones, girlie. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're both men. You're both peacocks. Remember? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're calling me weak? Look at your little birdie arms! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're dealing with organs that people don't want to know about. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're going to have to pay for that, dude. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're going to State? That is so exciting! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're gonna need a new one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're gonna need to know what those feelings mean... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're gonna recommend us to the spirit in the sky... from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're just her puppet. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're looking kind of chunky. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're my best friend, Dale. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're my son. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're not welcome here. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're quoting that twig boy at me? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're right. It's my fault. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're sure it's okay for me to be out of school today, Grandpa? from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're talking about "The biggest names in mowers and clippers! Be there!" from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're the only one who can help me. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You've been telling Bobby. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You've got ants. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your "dinky" and your "woohoo," and we turned out fine. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your dad lost his job. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your dad, I swear! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your father disfigured his own automobile... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your grandpa told you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your hostility invalidates our parent child contract. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your mother and I went through hell trying to... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your mother's probably got a better head on her shoulders than anybody in Arlen. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your parents trusted us, Bobby, and we let them down. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your son's growth in private. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Your wife divorced you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Zachary Quinn Jr. from King of the Hill - Season 1
13 is a very unlucky number. from King of the Hill - Season 1
24 hour silence starting now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
1995? from King of the Hill - Season 1
1996. from King of the Hill - Season 1
And I was wondering... I'd be honored to look after your wife. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Are you absolutely sure? 100 percent from King of the Hill - Season 1
Are you allergic to asbestos? Hell, no. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Brock. Rasha. from King of the Hill - Season 1
but Hank has a narrow urethra. Peggy! from King of the Hill - Season 1
But I like him better this way. How come? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Can I get a new buddy? What is wrong with him? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Cool, Indian stuff. Wematanye. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dad? What? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Dale... Don't worry, Hank. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Don't want to get fat. That's not for you to worry about. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Ella says she saw Hank hit his son. Really? from King of the Hill - Season 1
From now on, wood chips and gravel. Now, you do not mean that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Have you ever hit your son, Mr. Hill? No! from King of the Hill - Season 1
He hasn't, right? Of course not! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hell. That's hot. Hell. You're not kidding. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Here! Kitchen! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, guys. Hey, Eustace. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey, wait a minute! Give me that. I'm your mother! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey. Peggy! Not in front of the B O Y. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Hey. Peggy! Not in front of the B O Y. from King of the Hill - Season 1
How you doing? Hey, "Useless." from King of the Hill - Season 1
I don't understand. What is to understand? from King of the Hill - Season 1
I think I hear him. Look out, Bill. He almost got you. from King of the Hill - Season 1
I'll kill him! All right, calm down, honey. from King of the Hill - Season 1
In fact, Hank's sperm count... That's enough. from King of the Hill - Season 1
May I? Just a little. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Mom? That's right. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Nope, I have a Peggy Hill. Yeah, that's it. Hank and Peggy Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Nothing, I wasn't saying nothing. Nothing at all. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Oh, my goodness! Hey, Peggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Okay. Then Ross. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Pig? Yeah. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Serves him right. Damn straight... from King of the Hill - Season 1
Smokey's? Yeah, that's the one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Sorry, Peggy. Sorry, Mrs. Peggy Hill. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Tell him, Bill. He's right, Bobby. It's all a crock. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Thanks for the bus fare, Aunt Peggy. Don't be silly, honey. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Thanks for the latte, Kenneth. Anthony, could I see you a minute? from King of the Hill - Season 1
That book is worthless. Well, I got a lot out of it from King of the Hill - Season 1
That'll be just fine. L... Excuse me for just a second. from King of the Hill - Season 1
They're pretty rare, aren't they? Yes, very rare and beautiful. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This is just the arraignment. Here's a Funsaver. from King of the Hill - Season 1
This rib eye is for my daddy. Cotton's coming? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, so much for my phone call. What are you talking about? from King of the Hill - Season 1
Well, that don't bother us. Hell, no. We'll take a sacred one. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Wematanye, I see Texas, Wematanye. Oh, God. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What are you doing with that purse? I'm holding it for Peggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
What are you watching? Risky Business. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where you from, son? Los Angeles. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Where'd you get this? I told you. At school. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Who wants a burger? Why, I'll take that steak. from King of the Hill - Season 1
Who wants a dollar? Say "me." Me! from King of the Hill - Season 1
Yep. Hell, I missed it. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You are out of control! You're out of control, Twiggy. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You like that horse, Bobby? I love it, Grandpa. from King of the Hill - Season 1
You mean Dale Gribble's truck? Yeah, my dad! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You want to hear that story, fatty? Sir, yes, sir! from King of the Hill - Season 1
You're alive? Answer the question from King of the Hill - Season 1
...calendar. from King of the Hill - Season 1
"...churn, churns... from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Ain't" is not a word! I win! from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Ain't"? from King of the Hill - Season 1
"and propane accessories." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"apron, aprons..." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"bad, man..." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Burn is burn." I got to remember that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Caviar, chinchilla, harpsichord." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Celebration of local graffiti artists"? from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Dang." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Dang" is not a word! That's just some backwoods patois. from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Fish, fishes, slaw..." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Fix It Again"... from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Grandpa Cotton Hill, Hell, USA?" from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Here lives a competent, trustworthy salesman of propane... from King of the Hill - Season 1
"I'll bust your butt into little pieces!" from King of the Hill - Season 1
"I'll tear you a new one! from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Impatient." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Local man cancels newspaper subscription." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"My boy ain't much, but he's all I got!" from King of the Hill - Season 1
"My dad wouldn't trick us." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Patina, pendant, panoply, and lobster." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Redneck City." That's pretty funny. from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Sad, abandoned, abandons... from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Self exploration is a perfectly natural exercise throughout pubescence." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"The egg hatches into a maggot, which eats away at the ant's brain... from King of the Hill - Season 1
"The Ford fly injects its egg into the fire ant's head. from King of the Hill - Season 1
"The Loveliness of Woman." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"The official cigarette of... from King of the Hill - Season 1
"The shock'd go bo boom," just like that. from King of the Hill - Season 1
"until the head falls off. Repeat as necessary." from King of the Hill - Season 1
"When I get my hands on you, you little pea brain... from King of the Hill - Season 1
"Woo Ioo Ioo, woo Ioo Ioo." from King of the Hill - Season 1
[1950s instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[1970s music playing in pickup] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Agreeing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Agreeing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Agreeing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[AII yelling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Balloon sputtering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Balloon whistling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Band playing jazz] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Banging and drilling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Barney & Friends on TV] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Beep] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Beeping getting faster] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Bill hollering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Bill laughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Bluesy instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Bobby moaning] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Bobby moaning] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Boggle cubes rattling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Boggle cubes rattling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Boomhauer cheering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Boys laughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Burping] U. from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Burping] V. from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Burps] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Buzzing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Cable snapping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Can rattling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Can rattling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Cans crumpling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Car door opening] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Cars honking] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Chanting] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Cheerful Mexican music playing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Childish giggling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Children shouting] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Chuckles] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Chuckling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Clapping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Clears throat] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Clears throat] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Clears throat] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Clears throat] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Clears throat] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Cotton hollering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Coughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Coughs] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Coughs] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Crash] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Crickets chirping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Crowd chattering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Crowd gasps] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Crowd hooting] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Crowd jeering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Crying] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Crying] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Cubes rattling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Cubes rattling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Cubes rattling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Dale chuckling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Dale chuckling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Dale groaning] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Dale screaming] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Dale screaming] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Digital timer beeping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Dog barking] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Doorbell rings] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Doorbell rings] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Doorbell rings] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Dramatic instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Drilling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Electronic beep] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Electronic sensor beeping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Elevator dings] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Engine stalling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Engine starting] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Engine starts] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Engine starts] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Engine struggling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Enrique muttering in Spanish] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Exclaims] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Farting] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Gasping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Gasping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Gasping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Gasping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Gasps] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Gasps] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Generator humming] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Giggles] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Giggling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Giggling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Giggling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Groaning] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Groans] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Groans] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Growling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Growling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Grunting] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Grunting] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Grunts] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Grunts] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Gulps] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Hank howling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Hank humming] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Hank sighing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Hank stuttering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Hank whimpering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Hank whistling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[High pitched wheeze] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Hollering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Hollering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Hollering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Hollering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Horn honking] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Horn honking] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Humming] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Inhales] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Insect buzzing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Instrumental country music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Jazz playing in bar] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Jazzy instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Junk rattling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Kahn laughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Kahn laughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Knocking] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Knocking] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Laughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Laughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Laughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Laughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Laughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Laughs] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Laughs] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Laughs] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Laughs] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Luanne sighing disapprovingly] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Makes footsteps sound effect] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Makes spraying noises] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Makes whipping noise] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Man crying] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Mellow instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Mild chuckle] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Moaning] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Moaning] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Moaning] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Moaning] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Mooing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Mud gurgling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muffled breathing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Mumbling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Murmuring] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Murmurs] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Murmurs] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Music stops abruptly] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muttering] Damn twig boy comes over here... from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muttering] I'll tell you what you do. from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muttering] I've been calling y'all better than a month now. from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muttering] See that part where dang old George comes in there? from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muttering] Tell you what. This branch is fixing to... from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muttering] This day Hank's, man, everybody's best friend, man! from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muttering] We're gonna get snackered. from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muttering] Y'all listen up, man. This is Boomhauer. from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muttering] You talk about them dang old condom dispenser with them be. from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Muzak playing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Nervous laughter] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Nervous laughter] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Patriotic instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Patriotic music playing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Patriotic music playing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Peggy gasping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Peggy grunting] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Peggy sighing angrily] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Peggy stuttering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[People coughing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[People screaming] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Phone dialing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Phone ringing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Phone ringing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Phone ringing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Phone rings] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Piano music on TV] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Piano playing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Plastic balls rattling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Radio static] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Raucous laughter] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Raucous laughter] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Raucous laughter] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Rock 'n' roll music playing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Rock music playing on radio] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Rock music playing on radio] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Rock music playing on stereo] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Romantic country music playing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sawing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Screaming] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Screaming] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Screams] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Screams] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Screams] from King of the Hill - Season 1
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[Scrubbing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Shuddering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Shudders] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sighing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
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[Sighing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sighing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sighing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sighing] I hate this place. from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sighs happily] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sighs] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sighs] from King of the Hill - Season 1
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[Sinister instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Smoke alarm ringing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sniffing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sniffing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Sniffing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Snoring] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Soft 1970s music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Soft rock music playing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Speaking Spanish] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Speaking Spanish] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Stammering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Static] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Static] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Static] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Static] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Students chattering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Stuttering wildly] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Stuttering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Stuttering] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Suspenseful instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Suspenseful instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Tape rewinding] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Tense instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Theme music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Theme music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Theme music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Theme music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Theme music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Theme music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Theme music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Theme music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Theme music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Theme music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Thumping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Thumping] from King of the Hill - Season 1
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[Thunder rumbling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Thunderclap] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Timer buzzes] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Timer buzzes] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Timer buzzes] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Timer buzzing] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Tires screeching] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Uplifting instrumental music] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Vacuum cleaner struggling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Vomiting] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Whimpers] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Whispering] Okay. Come on, Peggy Hill. You can do this. from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Whistling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Wind howling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Yawning] On behalf of the Arlen Boggle Boosters... from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Yelling in pain] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Yelling in pain] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Yelling] from King of the Hill - Season 1
[Yiddish accent] What are you talking about? from King of the Hill - Season 1
$2? from King of the Hill - Season 1