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Home > Space Force (2020) - Season...
A 100 year old white man to make this work!
A chimpstronaut..
A collaborative effort between the scientists of the United States,
A declaration, which I'm sure was misinterpreted,
A dollar?
A dozen people have set foot on the moon. They only ever remember Armstrong.
A fellow scientist would be loath to put our mission at risk.
A film negative. It was clever.
A flag is a symbol.
A guard.
A human being who is battling fear
A human being who is not doing it for the money, by the way.
A laser sword is a child's toy.
A lifetime of military jackassery
A lot of heavy equipment there,
A name I can't repeat.
A new branch that's done nothing but blow up on launchpads
A really wonderful time. Enjoy.
A rosé colored rocket fuel
A sandwich.
A Space Force chimpanzee named Marcus.
A title as meaningless as war itself.
A week away in a lunar habitat, alone with his thoughts?
Abortionville, Blue State.
About 100 miles away.
About as healthy as a bowl of g**** ice cream, too.
About the launch?
About their sexual needs?
Absolutely not. Hello.
Absolutely. Everyone's wearing one but me.
Acknowledge my gender again, and I will fuck you in the ass.
Actually, black people and Koreans have tons in common.
Actually, Chief Scientist now.
Actually, despite its lack of tectonic plates,
Actually, she committed a very serious crime.
Actually, that thought  has crossed my mind.
Actually, you can call POTUS.
Actually, you do.
Adrian, get some rest.
Adrian, there is power in conformity!
After an astronaut is killed.
After Christmas Eve.
After I called her a bitch.
After we testify.
After your uncle was appointed to the National People's Congress.
Agreed. Maybe we should put a stop to it.
Agreed. They just trampled over the American Koran.
Ah, art.
Ah, God.
Ah, I can't. It was an order.
Ah, that's right, yes. All right, that's the Pickering Building.
Ah, these hearings are bullcrap.
Ah, well,  perhaps the breath refreshment sector
Ah, yes. The sculptor.
Ah. Here he is.
Ah. Mission accomplished.
Ah. So we have heard from Mr. Chan.
Ah. That's why we've got duct tape.
Ah. Uh, which one is the dog?
Ah. Went up good, right?
Ah... I'm not weak. You're weak.
Air Force has airmen. Space Force has spacemen.
Air Force ready?
Air Force used to just be part of the Army, Kick.
All day? Five hours, tops.
All my Korean friends are hotheads.
All my responsibility. Half my authority.
All right
All right, a big fuckin' bomb. That was my first instinct, anyway.
All right, get him up on the screen. We do not have much time.
All right, good.
All right, hold on a second, Jean Baptiste.
All right, I'll try.
All right, it was me!
All right, Mark.
All right, so how do you communicate with...
All right, so we're going into battle. And you are dressed like Annie Hall.
All right, so we've got Yuri, Baxter, Chan.
All right, sorry. Sorry.
All right, well, when you get out, we will go to the Grand Canyon.
All right!
All right!
All right? Just keep it together.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Good.
All right. I need you guys to tell me all the dirt.
All right. I wasn't gonna get into any of this, but...
All right. I'll do it.
All right. It's just that, when you start talking,
All right. That might put us in the mood.
All that matters is lunar combat.
All the endangered lizards within 600 yards of the launch site.
All this man does is eat his feelings.
Along with the many, many engineers and scientists
Alongside the Constitution, the Bill of Rights,
Alpha Squad! Move out!
Also known as the strip club.
Also, his helmet has a laser that we can activate,
Also, my freedom.
Also, there's something here
Although you look, um, different in person.
Am I at the wrong house?
Am I free to go?
Am I?
Americans landed on the lunar surface and took that photo.
An accident where a person gets hurt.
An orange every once in a while.
An orange?
Anabela Ysidro Campos
And And frankly, I'm feeling the weight of that.
And "only eat carbs" the next!
And a good one.
And a group of world class tradespeople
And a math degree  from the University of Hawaii, so back up.
And a second ID with a photo.
And all because of you.
And also that your study of the enzymes
And anyway, they have fantastic fashion consultants.
And as we, as a nation,
And Baxter. That guy gives me the creeps.
And beyond.
And can we pick up the pace, please? It's been 20 minutes,
And Colorado? Oh!
And Dad and the only other guy I know who could help are useless.
And Epsilon will launch at 1700 hours.
And Erin.
And even though this will be an international mission,
And exhaustion and uncertainty.
And figure some things out.
And find the goddamn spy before this thing hits the news cycle.
And flat.
And freedom is what allows you to talk that sass.
And go back to live your life.
And handed to a New Jersey nincompoop.
And has done so for the past 200 years?
And has poison on the tip.
And he still hasn't had a bowel movement.
And he wants something special from Space Force.
And he's about your age, so...
And his bowel movements have become miserly and unspontaneous.
And honesty and support.
And how did you arrive at it?
And how I'mma fit my fingers through these scissor holes
And how you do one thing is how you do everything.
And hundreds of billions of American dollars in disaster relief.
And I can pretty much eat them whenever I want.
And I can't put the bowling alley under the cyclotron
And I don't know which one is worse.
And I got an A plus on my end of term paper
And I have learned, like, literally nothing.
And I have the greatest respect for Tsinghua University.
And I just said he represents the best in all of us.
And I just said, "Congo?"
And I say that facetiously,
And I think you're gonna go crazy for this.
And I think you're gonna love it. You're gonna eat it up. Go. Yum yum.
And I thought I'd stop by and say hello.
And I understand her desire to support right wing clothing designers
And I want you to include Fuck Tony in your final selection process.
And I will try to impress upon him the importance of this new mission.
And I would have you operating with twice the funding
And I would like him to be able to continue his experiments
And I would like to know why my science budget
And I'll show mercy to you at the hearing.
And I'm almost at my limit for this month, so...
And I'm already kinda sleepy, sir.
And I'm always in the back of the line.
And I'm sure you're gonna do great with the delegation,
And I'm trying to protect myself, and I can't.
And I'm using a metal moon scoop
And if he looks at the right tool on the tool wall,
And if I can't protect it...
And if that's not enough,
And if the world does not stop this madness,
And if we do nothing,
And it all pretty much went sideways.
And it is our hope that we can get this net
And it made me think.
And it really shouldn't come from me, but there's no one else.
And it would be unfair to our stockholders to share proprietary information.
And it's a war crime, uh, which you should never ever do.
And keep on tickin'.
And know that Dr. Mallory
And let the Chinese slide their chopsticks up our buttholes.
And Louise.
And make sure that we are worthy of her product.
And much of the credit goes to the person sitting to your right,
And my parents got a little carried away with their celebration.
And NASA was riddled with ex Nazis,
And neither am I.
And neither does he.
And no spaceman gets left behind.
And now I grow potatoes.
And now I'm gonna teach you
And older astronauts who spent ten years getting their PhD.
And one day it will explode."
And possibly graffiti the side of their base with "China sucks."
And putting noncombatant scientists in harm's way...
And released the oxygen as ordered.
And remember what she's fighting for.
And ruining my life.
And sacrifice.
And she killed Jeffrey Epstein with her bare hands.
And she leaves one of her fingernails real long
And shoot for the stars?
And shop at stores that don't, like, exclusively sell Wrangler jeans
And someone could get their head removed.
And Space Force has chosen the exoskeleton from Lockheed.
And state park brush fire.
And surely it is the people who invented the bus,
And talking about women's underwear?
And that is a $100 million plane,
And that is my fault, and I apologize, right
And that is where Dr. Banner works with the gamma rays.
And that makes us stay up even longer.
And that one astronaut may be a human being
And that's only when the president allows it, by the way.
And the angry young congresswoman are coming.
And the animals that depend on that ice to live.
And the Epsilon is the new spacecraft fighter, right?
And the launch at 1700
And the second group will remain in reserve.
And then I came along.