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And neither do I
Are my eyes dreaming Jerry, or have you got two of my builders singing acapulco
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?
Can you turn your mobile off please love?
Car Alarm
Come on, stop crapping and get cracking
Evening girls, want to have a look into my crystal balls?
Get back you bastard, I'll break your legs
God loves you Brian. Does he? He's a funny way of showing it
Hear you, I can see you, you dick
Ho ho
I don't take none of that shit love, and neither will you if you know what's good for you. My body's a temple
I ordered The Matrix, I didn't order Das Boot
In Scotland, today?
Interfering with dogs
Intro music
Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?
Leave it!
Let us out, let us out we're burning, argh!
Lonely this Christmas? It's singles night tonight, here at the Phoenix Club, where you could meet the love of your life
Oh me angina
Rave on, y'all
Shut up you girl
Smoke kills in seconds, fire kills in minutes
Sod off
Stick it in front room, impress your friends
Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans
That is why we've got to catch the cows by the horns, and pull together. I want everything shit-shaped and Bristol-fashion. And spread the word, because the Phoenix is rising
That's fantastic that, special that isn't it
That's not the kind of diving I'll be doing
The flavoured condom machine is restocked and ready for action
This is Sergeant Patterson. I'm ringing regarding a break-in.
What the hell's going on?
Who is this?
Would you suck a ten year old banana?
You go, I'm not going up there
You're killing me!
You're listening to Chorley FM, I'm Paul LeRoy, coming in your ears, and this is Yaz, and she's going up
[Car alarm]