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The Longest Yard (2005) Soundboard

The Longest Yard (2005) Soundboard

The Longest Yard is a 2005 American sports comedy film directed by Peter Segal. It is a remake of the 1974 film of the same name. Starring a talented ensemble cast, this movie takes audiences on a hilarious and action-packed journey through the world of American football.

The story follows former football superstar Paul "Wrecking" Crewe, played by the charismatic Adam Sandler, who finds himself in prison after a series of unfortunate events. Inside, he is coerced by the prison warden, played by the incomparable James Cromwell, to form a football team comprised of inmates to play against the prison guards. With no other choice, Crewe must recruit a group of ragtag and often eccentric prisoners, each with their own unique skills and personalities, to train and compete in the high-stakes game known as "The Longest Yard."

The cast also includes talented actors such as Chris Rock, Nelly, Michael Irvin, and Burt Reynolds, who played the lead role in the original 1974 film. Their performances add depth and comedic timing to the film, making it an enjoyable watch for both sports fans and comedy enthusiasts.

The Longest Yard (2005) is known for its energetic and well-executed football sequences. The film captures the intensity and excitement of the game, bringing audiences onto the field with exhilarating cinematography and convincing performances. The on-screen chemistry between the cast members is infectious, creating a dynamic and entertaining experience for viewers.

Furthermore, the film's soundtrack complements the action perfectly, featuring a blend of classic and contemporary songs that amp up the adrenaline. From rocking tunes to get you pumped up during training sessions to heartfelt ballads that tug at your emotions, the soundtrack adds an extra layer of enjoyment to the overall experience of watching the film.

If you're a fan of The Longest Yard (2005) and want to relive the thrilling moments or groove to the catchy tunes, you're in luck! You can play and download the sounds from this film right here. Immerse yourself in the exciting world of prison football, and feel the camaraderie and determination that drives the characters forward.

So grab some popcorn, gather your friends, and get ready for an entertaining and laughter-filled movie night with The Longest Yard (2005). Whether you're a football lover, comedy enthusiast, or simply looking for a good time, this film is sure to deliver. Don't miss out on the opportunity to experience the wild ride that is The Longest Yard (2005).

A job, money, security
A loss to the Mean Machine lasts forever.
After one of the strangest offensive series I have ever seen.
All right.
And Crewe is leveled.
And here comes Knauer and that big offensive unit for the guards.
And here comes the big story of the day.
And it's caught by Deacon Moss for a touchdown.
And look out.
And look who's coming into the game.
And Megget is down to the 4 yard line, where it will be first and goal.
And so the guards will take over
And this is certainly an inauspicious start for the cons.
And wait a minute. Crewe is coming back into the game.
And with this special game, folks, comes a special broadcast,
And you know what?
Back in at quarterback is Brucie,
Back to your cell.
Because that was the most pathetic thing I ever saw.
Bitch
Break.
But about a hundred years ago, when I could run and gun,
But he finally does after a 15 yard gain.
But there's folks here in the prison league don't care for me very much
Captain, he said he had some info.
Check this out. These be brass knuckles. They damn near old as me.
Cherryhead going to play?
Claims you knew all about it.
Clock's running. Clock's still running. Clock's still running.
Come on, D, let's go.
Come on, guys, we only got a couple minutes
Come on, Paul.
Come on.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Say it.
Cons need to do something to get back in this game.
Crewe will start in great field position at the guards' 25.
Do you have any idea who's beating you out there?
Do you know what he said to me in the library?
Don't do that in here.
Don't worry. Don't worry. I got another ball.
Eighty six.
Enjoy it, fat man.
Football.
Foul.
Four.
Fumble.
Go.
Green 67.
Has been severely violated tonight.
He tosses to Megget.
He will throw.
Hey, yo, you owe me money on that game, punk
Hey. Somebody bring me a Diet Coke
Hopefully none.
Hornet's Nest
How does he listen to that cracker shit?
Hurt them like you used to when you were a kid, 10 feet 6 inches ago.
Hut.
Hut.
Hut.
I ain't done eating yet
I am going to get some water.
I am just going to take this half down.
I don't know.
I got married so young, so, I mean,
I know. Recover the ball.
I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black guys. Amen.
I tell you what bothers me the most, warden.
I think you're still dizzy from that hit.
I was showing a little wrestling move. That's all.
I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.
If I was on D, I'd crack you square in that egg ass head of yours.
It's a trick.
Jesus, you sound like my mother.
Just shut up and pour me a drink, bitch.
Just win this shit.
Kick the living shit out of them. Get their confidence up
Knauer, play action. Here comes the blitz.
Let's get out of here before that thing bites somebody.
Let's see what you got.
Maybe you'd like to read this.
Mean Machine.
Move it.
Move your giant ass right here. Right here.
No. Wait.
Not in my back yard.
Now, I can assure you
Now, step out of the vehicle, Mr. Crewe.
Now, why would he want to read a book about a four eyed ******?
Officer, shoot that man.
Oh, my God, he is deranged.
Oh, shit.
Okay, bring it in. Whoever's trying out for the team, wake up
Okay.
On the scoreboard.
Or do we get ourselves ready for the greatest ass kicking fiesta
Ran right out of your shoes, huh? Hey, manager, don't you think
Ready?
Really good news. We started a football team.
Red 58. Hut.
Right on time
Run, Forrest, run
Sacked your ass.
Son of a bitch.
Start of the second quarter.
Stop it
Tackle him.
That calls this place home
That was good. I mean, he's good.
That's going to be a personal foul on the big guy.
That's good news. Unger, you're the man
That's how a white man runs a football.
The blood of the guards is going to flow like the rivers of ancient Babylon
The cons are going to go for the win.
The cons end the first half with the score: 14 all.
The cons recover.
The give is to Megget. And he fights his way for a 9 yard gain.
The give is to the big man, Turley.
The guards are up by two touchdowns.
The guy is scared.
The whole nation.
There goes the neighborhood
There's a dogpile in the backfield. The refs are trying to sort it out
There's the snap and the ball is fumbled. And the guards recover.
They're starting to get some serious players.
This guy must be quite the athlete, huh?
Three seconds left.
Tomorrow, 12:00, the bus leaves. Don't be late.
Touchdown.
Turley, nobody gets to me
Turn this shit off. Turn it off.
Twenty, hut.
Way to go. Way to go
Well, if we got to cut him, you're doing it.
Well, the first thing is, we tell the team where they're hiding Unger.
Well, then get him enthusiastic, damn it.
What an amazing comeback, folks.
What do you think he's going to do to you fools?
What in the hell do you think you're doing out there?
What the hell is he smiling at?
What the hell's wrong with you? Stop acting like a damn cheerleader.
What's going on?
White 50.
Why don't we have a maniacal pillow fight tonight. That could get it up some
Why'd you shave those points?
With cheese on it?
Yeah
Yeah, captain. You know them convicts?
Yeah.
Yeah. Go.
Yeah. Hit that bag, man. There you go, man.
Yeah. I want you to meet Skitchy
Yes, sir
You going to help me out here?
You guys want to beat these assholes, do it on the scoreboard.
You think you can do anything you want around here, don't you?
You took a shit in my toilet?
You're the criminal. Be creative.
8:38 left in the third quarter,
All right, man. Good job, man
Calm down. What?
Go, Megget. Get him.
Hello. Do not get one more scratch
Is he on your little squad? I believe he's on your little squad.
Is that a touchdown? Yes, it is.
Let's go, boy. We can do it, baby.
No, I think I am okay, baby. I didn't get you, did I?
Quiet down. Guys. Let's go.
The flash is ready. You don't need a flash. It's daylight.
There you are. Lena.
To play against who? The guards
What down is it? Fifth.
What? Oh, come on.
Who we going to crush? The guards
Yep
...cheerleaders?
...the first friend I have had in I don't know how long.

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