Gilmore Girls (2000) - Season 3 Edit

A "COME AND GET IT" SORT OF CONVERSATION,

A "SHUT UP, NO YOU SHUT UP" FIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

A 30 MILE HIKE NEVER HURT ANYONE.

A ALRIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU THEN.

A BATCH OF FRIES YES.

A BEANIE BABY RETIREMENT PARTY.

A BIG BAG OF WALNUTS.

A BIG ONE. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

A BIG STICK TO SHOVE UP YOUR BUTT.

A BIG TROPHY. WELL, THAT SOUNDS VERY NICE.

A BLACK COW. OH, NOW. COME ON!

A BLACK GUY? EYE A BLACK EYE.

A BLEEDING BOWL?

A BOOK? YEAH.

A bunch died in car crashes, several did time,

A BUNCH OF KIDS IN AN ALLEY,

A BURGLAR WHO BYPASSED OUR TV, OUR STEREO, AND OUR JEWELRY

A CARROT PEELER? YOU CAN GET THOSE THINGS SHARP.

A CELEBRITY WOULD GENERATE A LOT OF PUBLICITY.

A CERTAIN PROBLEM HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION.

A CHANCE TO SNAG MOONDOGGIE FOR THE CLAMBAKE,

A COBB SALAD AND AN ICED TEA.

A COLD EGG CREAM?

A COMBO? A CHRISTIAN COMBO.

A CONSTANT EXPONENT REMEMBER C IS A CONSTANT

A CRAZY MAN'S ACTIONS.

A cruise is a good spot to get down on one knee.

A DARLING WOMAN.

A DECENT, PRETTY, SMART GIRL WHO CAN RECITE

A DINING TABLE AND EIGHT CHAIRS, NONE OF WHICH MATCH,

A DISCUSSION? YES, PROBABLY A SHORT DISCUSSION, BUT STILL...

A DOUGHNUT YES.

A FABULOUS MECHANICAL... COIN SORTER!

A FACIAL SCRUB AND A HONEY MASK

A FAMILY LIFE DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN, LORELAI.

A FAVORITE LORELAI GILMORE PASTIME.

A FELLA. WITH OR WITHOUT AN UMBRELLA.

A FEW OF THEM TRY TO GET OUT THROUGH THE WINDOWS

A FEW SHOWS? OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE A BUFFETT HEAD.

A FEW TIMES A YEAR I'LL GO CAMPING OR FISHING.

A FEW WEEKS AGO YOU TOLD ME LANE HAD A CRUSH ON ME.

A FINAL QUOTE FROM THE YACHT OWNER,

A FIRE WOULD BE NICE. OKAY, I'LL LIGHT IT FOR YOU.

A FOCUS, A DIRECTION. I'VE SEEN APPLICATIONS

A FOREIGN CORRESPONDENT FOR A LIVING

A GIRL TOLD ME ONCE IF YOUR SCALP IS HURTING, DRINK A 7 UP.

A GOBBLER. MAYBE IT WON'T BE THAT BAD.

A GREAT ARTIST CAN MAKE ART OUT OF ANYTHING, INCLUDING PASTA.

A GROWN MAN SHOULD NOT THROW HIMSELF

A GUY NAMED LLOYD IS FEELING UP GRANDMA.

A HAND CAME OUT AND PULLED ME IN.

A HEALTHY IMMUNE SYSTEM. MY SECOND GUESS.

A JAGUAR XJ8 CONVERTIBLE WITH A 290 HORSEPOWER ENGINE,

A JIG IS FORTHCOMING.

A KISSING SIGNAL?

A knife? For what?

A LACK OF ORIGINALITY,

A LADY HAD A FEW AT THE GROCERY STORE, AND KIRK LIKED ME INSTANTLY.

A LIST! OF COURSE!

A little drunk, and all I'm drinking is apple juice.

A LITTLE FASTING SO WE CAN ENJOY MORE TOMORROW, HMM?

A LITTLE GET TOGETHER TO HONOR OUR NEW EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH,

A LITTLE GRAVY SPILLAGE IS NATURAL.

A LITTLE IN THE LATE AFTERNOON OR EVENING.

A LITTLE LAST WEEK, BUT NOTHING TODAY.

A LITTLE PARTY YOU WENT TO GOT A LITTLE "ANIMAL HOUSE," HUH?

A LITTLE SLICE OF HEAVEN RIGHT HERE ON EARTH.

A LITTLE. I'LL GO WITH YOU,

A LONG PAUSE."

A lot of business failures, crumbled marriages, suicides, obesity.

A LOT OF CHECK SIGNING TO DO. ARE PEOPLE WAITING FOR THEIR CHECKS?

A LOT OF MY DIARY FROM THAT YEAR WAS A DEBATE

A LOT OF THE KIDS IN HERE ARE CALLING YOU A VALEDICTORIAN.

A LOT OF THE REST OF YOU WILL PROBABLY BE DEAD.

A LOT OF TIME HAS PASSED, A LOT OF THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

A MAID CALLED IN SICK. NOT ONLY AM I ANSWERING PHONES AND CHECKING PEOPLE IN AND OUT,

A MAN IS DEAD, A YOUNG WOMAN RUINED. CONSIDER THE SUBJECT DROPPED.

A MEETING OF HER BITTER OLD BIDDIES CLUB TONIGHT,

A MILLION DIFFERENT THINGS. OKAY.

A MINIMUM OF TWO CONSECUTIVE ROTATIONS WITH THE BOOSTER CLUB,

A minor but nonetheless important change from local ordinance,

A MONTH. JUST LET ME STAY

A MOTHER OF THREE RUG RATS AND A HUSBAND OVERSEAS,

A MOTHER'S PERSPECTIVE. THANKS.

A MUTUAL FRIEND OR SOMETHING.

A new challenge.

A NICE BURGER FROM LUKE'S AND AN ICE CREAM SODA, YUM.

A NICE FRUIT BASKET? ENOUGH.

A PACK MULE TO CARRY IT. OH, YEAH.

A PARTY? A PARTY?!

A PERFECTLY RESTORABLE SUN PORCH

A PLACE YOU DON'T NORMALLY GO TO. YES.

A PLAN SO THAT LANE DOESN'T HAVE TO QUIT HER BAND.

A POLICE CAR, FOUR HELICOPTERS, THE CANADIAN MOUNTIES,

A QUICK, "OKAY IF I COME IN?" FROM THE ADJACENT ROOM.

A REALIST. I LIKE THAT.

A REALLY BAD PUNCH LINE. NO ONE ASKED FOR THE NORTON CRITICAL EDITION.

A RESOLUTION TO INSTATE THE ABILITY TO IMPEACH.

A RIDICULOUS SPEECH AT A HIGH SCHOOL?

A ROOM FULL OF ALL YOU CAN EAT FOOD

A SCREAMING MATCH AT THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER'S OFFICE.

A SECOND POE? IT'S LIKE A POE STORY IN ITSELF.

A SINGING GROUP?

A SOFT LIGHT WOULD HELP WITH THE THING WITH THE EYES.

A SORE POINT WITH ME AND NICOLE.

A SPECIAL PLACE. STOP SAYING THAT WORD, PLEASE.

A SPINELESS JELLYFISH...

A STATE OF THE ART, HIGH TECH TITANIUM BATHROOM SCALE!

A STAY HOME AND DANCE AROUND IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

A STRAIGHT AHEAD LOVE SONG.

A SWAN. EXCUSE ME?

A TARP. A WHAT?

A THICKER CRUST THAT MIGHT DO IT.

A TIE. YES, IT'S SILK.

A TRUCE. YOU KNOW NO MORE FIGHTY FIGHTY.

A TRUE MEETING OF THE MINDS.

A TURTLE? HOW? VERY SLOWLY.

A VEHICLE WHEN YOU TELL ME.

A VERY BORING NIGHT IN THE GILMORE HOUSE.

A VERY FAMOUS SINGING GROUP, ACTUALLY.

A very good guy. So how are the old wedding plans?

A WHAT CREAM? AN EGG CREAM.

A WHAT?! OH, BOY. AS I SAID, A SMELL.

A WOMAN WOULD NEVER CONSIDER DOING THAT IN PUBLIC.

A WORD, PLEASE?

A: I THINK THEY WOULD CARE.

A/V geek, I'm going to need six minutes.

AAAAH! AAH, AAH, AAH! OHHH....

AAAH!

AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

AAH! TIME! 3:01.

AAH! WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?!

AAH. HE'S ALREADY MARRIED. THEN WHATEVER STRAWHEAD ACTOR ISN'T.

AAHHH! AAHHH!

ABBY BERLAND'S BIRTHDAY. HER PARENTS ARE LETTING HER HAVE A BAND.

ABOLISH MY FREE WILL, PULL ME INTO THE GILMORE WORLD,

ABOUT 3/4 OF THE WAY IN SORT OF LIKE A RETAINING WALL.

ABOUT ACCEPTING ANY RESPONSIBILITY

ABOUT ANYTHING IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

ABOUT DANCING, BATON TWIRLING, AND GYMNASTICS.

ABOUT GETTING SICK ON ANDRE COLD DUCK IN THE BACK OF PETER CUTLER'S CAR IN 9th GRADE.

ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON AND HER PROFOUND INFLUENCE,

ABOUT HIS ADORABLE, SWEET TEMPERED, LOVABLE...

ABOUT HORRIBLE IT IS TO BE REALLY FAMOUS AND HOW ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS THE MUSIC,

ABOUT HOW I SHOULD BE FEELING.

ABOUT HOW THEY GOT TO WHERE THEY ARE,

ABOUT JAMIE? BUT THEY'RE YOUR BEST FRIENDS.

ABOUT MISS PATTY'S ONE WOMAN SHOW." And?

ABOUT MY DEATH. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS.

ABOUT MY VISITING HER? OKAY, SURE, WE'LL START THERE.

ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE SLEEPING IN MY BED.

ABOUT SOMETHING OR OTHER.

ABOUT STAYING SOMEWHERE FOR OBSERVATION,

ABOUT THE 75th ANNIVERSARY ISSUE OF THE FRANKLIN,

ABOUT THE CHILTON BICENTENNIAL AND HER SPEECH.

ABOUT THE GOING TO YALE. WHICH MEANS THAT EVERYBODY ELSE IN THIS ROOM NOT NAMED LORELAI

ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE PRODUCE

ABOUT THE SYSTEM, THE WAY IT WORKS.

ABOUT THE THEME FOR HIS RETIREMENT PARTY AGAIN.

ABOUT THEIR ACCOMMODATIONS.

ABOUT VENICE BEACH BEATNIKS, AND TO TOP IT OFF,

About what?

ABOUT WHAT? ABOUT THIS.

ABOUT WHAT? HEY.

ABOUT YOUR EXTREMELY PRODUCTIVE EVENING ALONE WHEN YOU SEE HIM.

ABOUT YOUR LITTLE PERFORMANCE AT SCHOOL

ABOUT? JUST BORING THINGS

ABOUT...

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY. I MEAN, SHE'S CUTE

ABSOLUTELY. PUT IT IN THE VICTORY COLUMN.

ABSOLUTELY. SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE.

ABSOLUTELY. THAT'D BE NICE.

ABSOLUTELY. WE SHOULD DO THAT SOMETIME. GREAT.

Absolutely. We're happy to do it.

Absolutely. Yesterday our lives were boring and predictable.

ACCESS TO THE CNN JET IS MORE LIKELY.

ACCORDING TO THE TRAVEL MAGAZINE THAT WE PUT IN THEIR ROOM,

ACTUALLY, I HAVE THIS LITTLE FAVOR I'D LOVE TO ASK.

ACTUALLY, I KINDA LIKE THAT. ME TOO. WE CALL DIBS.

ACTUALLY, I SCARE THEM WITH MY MINNIE PEARL IMPRESSION.

ACTUALLY, I THINK THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT THE SAME.

ACTUALLY, I'M NOT LATE. I WAS RIGHT ON TIME,

ACTUALLY, I'VE HAD A LITTLE EXPERIENCE

ACTUALLY, IT MEANS A LOT TO HIM

ACTUALLY, IT'S IT'S NOT BAD AT ALL.

ACTUALLY, LITCHFIELD MADE ONE LAST YEAR THAT WAS 98 FEET.

ACTUALLY, SHE'S GOT A DATE.

ACTUALLY, THE REAL LOVE OF MY LIFE

ACTUALLY, YOU WON'T. NICOLE AND I ARE GOING SKIING,

ADD 1 AND DIVIDE BY THE NEW POWER.

ADD A FEW YEARS, AND THEY'RE US. YEAH.

ADD AN ADDITION ONTO THE HOUSE A LIBRARY OR A SOLARIUM.

ADD CHIVES TO THE CREAM FOR THE SHEARED EGGS.

ADD SOME MADEIRA TO THE PEAR POACHING LIQUID.

ADDING A LITTLE GIMMICK WILL BE INCENTIVE FOR PEOPLE TO KEEP THEIR RESERVATIONS.

ADDING UP WHAT YOU'VE COST ME OVER THE YEARS,

ADMISSIONS OFFICER AT PRINCETON UNIVERSITY,

ADVERTISING SPACE IN THE YEARBOOK IS ONLY 50% SOLD.

AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE THIS SEX THING HAS CAUSED ME,

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF PURE, UNADULTERATED HELL,

AFTER ALL, THERE'S HARDLY ANYTHING ONSTAGE

AFTER FOUR YEARS OF SLAVING AWAY,

AFTER HE'D ALREADY ROOKED ME INTO WATERING HIS LAWN.

AFTER JACKSON'S UNCLE. HE'LL BE VERY TOUCHED.

AFTER MY HEART STARTED BACK UP AGAIN,

AFTER SHE WAS TOLD NOT TO.

AFTER THAT, THERE'S NO POINT. YOU CHIP A TOOTH. OKAY.

AFTER THAT, WE HAD A VERY PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION.

AFTER THEY'VE BEEN SITTING AROUND FOR A WHILE.

AFTER WHICH WE WILL INSTALL OUR OWN VOMITORIUM.

After you graduate. You've got good deal making skills. Eye of the tiger.

AGAIN IN THIS LIFETIME?

AGAIN UNTIL NEXT YEAR. START YOUR STOPWATCH.

AGAIN, IT'S NOT MY SPEECH YET, BUT IT'S FRIDAY AT 5:00.

AGAIN, YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD THERE.

AGAINST WHAT'S RIGHT FOR ME.

AGAINST YOUR PARENTS, YOU STEAMING LUMP OF TOXIC WASTE!

AH HA! YOU JUST TURN IT TO THE RIGHT FOR "ON"...

AH, HERE ARE THE KIDS.

AH, HERE THEY ARE.

AH, HERE WE ARE.

AH, IT.

Ah, minha queride Elzira, Catarina.

AH, SHOOT. COME ON, GUN IT!

AH, SIX BURGERS

AH, THE GILMORES. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

AH, THERE SHE IS PATRICIA.

AH, WHAT THE HELL.

AH, YELLOW DUCK. BALL.

AH, YES. OH

AH, YES. WHATEVER. GO. GO!

AH, YOU'RE HERE.

AH!

AH! HEY! I MADE IT IN THE POOL! I SEE THAT.

AH! I LOVE BEING PREGNANT!

AH! JUST FOR THE RECORD, I DON'T WANNA LEARN THAT.

AH! THANK GOD! SOMEONE SANE! COME ON UP!

AH.

AH. DOOSE'S.

AHA! YOU ADMIT IT!

AHH. What, ahh?

AL'S IN ASSLESS CHAPS.

ALEX AND I TALKED ABOUT EVERYTHING WE PLAN TO DO,

ALEX TOLD ME WHEN YOU GUYS LEFT.

ALL ALUMNUS MEANS IS ONE MAN, SINGULAR

ALL BETS ARE OFF. I'M NO LONGER YOUR ALLY.

ALL COUPLES MUST BE TOUCHING AT ALL TIMES.

ALL COUPLES MUST REMAIN MOVING AT ALL TIMES.

ALL CYLINDERS WERE FIRING ON THIS ONE, BOY!

ALL DANCERS BACK ON THE DANCE FLOOR.

ALL DRINKS ON COASTERS, PLEASE.

ALL EXCEPT FOR THE SPORTS. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE LACROSSE KID.

ALL I COULD FIND WAS A CERAMIC BETTY BOOP HEAD.

ALL I DID WAS NOT GO ON A SECOND DATE WITH HER FULLY GROWN SON.

ALL I DID WAS TELL THEM I WANTED SOME NEW ASPARAGUS,

ALL I KNOW IS I DON'T HAVE IT, SO IT'S GOTTA BE AT YOUR PLACE.

ALL I SAID WAS THAT FOR MY PARTICULAR CIRCUMSTANCES, THINGS WORKED OUT OKAY.

ALL I'M DOING IS CRUSHING PEOPLE'S SPIRITS.

ALL I'M SAYING IS SOMETIMES EATING A WALNUT IS PREFERABLE

ALL IN FAVOR, SAY "AY."

All my friends Hi Marcy, love you.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, COMPLETELY OUT OF THE BLUE,

ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE WAS SO ATTENTIVE AND DEVOTED

ALL OF IT.

ALL OF OUR HAPPINESS WILL BE ON HOLD

ALL OF THIS GOES IN THERE.

ALL OUR SONGS ARE ABOUT PROPERTY DESTRUCTION

All right, well, good.

All right.

ALL RIGHT. 1:00 AT LUKE'S.

ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE.... ...OKAY.

ALL SET. SO DAVE'S HERE. HE IS, HUH?

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO. NOW, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

ALL THAT WORK.

All the feelings that I have hiding here for you inside, bong, bong, bong.

ALL THE HARD WORK IT TAKES, AND WE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU.

ALL THE KIDS SEEMED RELATIVELY UNARMED.

ALL THE MORE REASON TO HAVE A PROFESSIONAL TAKE A LITTLE LOOK SEE.

ALL THE PAPER WORK'S IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT.

ALL THE PROCEEDS FROM THE AUCTION GO TO THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL

ALL THE PROCEEDS GO TO CHARITY. DID I MENTION THE TROPHY?

ALL THE SCHNITZEL AND I WANTED WAS RECOGNITION, NOW WE HAVE IT.

ALL THE SUPPORT? TAYLOR, YOU'RE A SUNDAY PROTESTANT.

ALL THE WOMEN IN MY FAMILY AND ME HAVE IT.

ALL THESE PLACES PROBABLY HAVE THE SAME NUMBER.

ALL THIS TIME, I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE WITH THE GIFT OF FISH, AND I'M SQUANDERING IT.

ALL THIS YALE STUFF...

ALL THOSE "THANK YOUS" AND "PLEASES."

All those opposed?

ALL THOSE STARS HOLLOW MOMS LOOKED ALIKE

ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT YOU AND ME,

ALL THOSE THINGS ABOUT... ME LYING TO HIM...

ALL THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE TO PARTICIPATE,

ALL WE GOTTA DO IS PAY THE RANSOM,

ALL WITH RELATIVELY PLEASANT RESULTS, AND, WELL...

ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO WERE HERE BEFORE WE INVADED,

ALL YOU'RE DOING IS MAKING ME MORE NERVOUS.

ALL YOUR APPLICATIONS ARE IN? I'VE APPLIED.

ALL YOUR HARVARD TALK, THOSE CRAZY BOOKS YOU PUSHED ON ME,

All: 10, 9, 8...

Allegra Grace Fass.

ALLERGIES CAN THROW YOUR TASTE BUDS OFF.

ALLERGIES. DEADLY ALLERGIES.

ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU WONDER

ALMOST 90% OF THE STUDENT BODY VISITS THE CAFETERIA EVERY DAY. IT'S THE PERFECT LOCATION.

ALONE AT LAST.

Along with our hopes and dreams.

ALREADY DONE. YOU'RE A GOOD KID, DEAN.

ALREADY GETTING 7 CATALOGS FROM.

ALREADY SQUISHED. CAN YOU TOSS THEM OUT THE WINDOW, LIKE I DID?

ALRIGHT THEN. LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD.

ALRIGHT THEN. LET'S GO. ON THE COUNT OF THREE...

ALRIGHT, 8:00. DO NOT BE LATE.

ALRIGHT, BASICALLY EVERYTHING I'M LOOKING AT IS, YEAH, JUNK.

ALRIGHT, BEFORE WE CONTINUE,

ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, HAVE A LOVELY REST OF THE DAY.

ALRIGHT, EVERYONE. TAKE YOUR PLACES.

ALRIGHT, FIRST OFF,

ALRIGHT, HERE'S THE SITUATION.

ALRIGHT, I GUESS WE WAIT.

ALRIGHT, I'LL CONSIDER IT.

ALRIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND.

ALRIGHT, LET'S BEGIN.

ALRIGHT, LET'S GO BACK AND GET THIS EVENING OVER WITH.

ALRIGHT, MINUTEMEN! GO GET THEM, BOYS!

ALRIGHT, PEOPLE,

ALRIGHT, SINCE PARIS ISN'T HERE PARIS IS HERE!

ALRIGHT, THEN, YOU CAN COME. THANK YOU.

ALRIGHT, THEN. WELL, THANK YOU, ANYWAY.

ALRIGHT, UH, NOW, WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME TUNES?

ALRIGHT, WE'RE GETTING YOU UP HERE.

ALRIGHT, WELL, IT STARTED OFF REALLY GOOD, AND THEN ALL THESE KIDS

ALRIGHT, WELL, IT WAS GOOD MEETING YOU, LANE.

ALRIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT? I LIKE THE CHICKEN.

ALRIGHT, YOU TELL HER.

ALRIGHT! TO JESS!

ALRIGHT.

ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT, WHAT?

ALRIGHT. AND TELL HER I'LL CALL HER LATER, AND GIVE HER THIS.

ALRIGHT. FILL ME IN TOMORROW. 7:00's GOOD.

ALRIGHT. I'LL PUSH IT THROUGH. GOOD.

ALRIGHT. I'M GONNA TRY THE GRAY LINEN.

ALRIGHT. IF IT ISN'T A BOY, PERHAPS IT'S A POPULARITY THING.

ALRIGHT. NOW, THAT WEIRD, TACITURN FELLOW

ALRIGHT. ON THREE.

ALRIGHT. WELL, I THINK WE'RE JUST ABOUT DONE HERE ANYHOW.

ALRIGHT. YOU DID A GOOD JOB.

ALRIGHT...

ALRIGHTY.

ALSO GOOD TIME TO RETUNE.

Also if he can pick up some ice cream.

ALTHOUGH I'M BUMMED I MISSED THE CARNIVAL.

ALTHOUGH I'M NOT SAYING THIS

ALTHOUGH I'M SURE YOU'RE GOING TO BE GREAT.

ALTHOUGH IF YOU DON'T SHOW AT OUR NEXT MEETING,

ALTHOUGH IT DID SEEM LIKE THERE WAS A LOT MORE AIR IN HERE, DIDN'T IT?

ALTHOUGH IT'S MORE INTERMITTENT THAN EVER.

ALTHOUGH SHE MADE HER KIDS A SNACK FIRST.

ALTHOUGH SOMETIMES, WHEN I'M DRIVING AND IT'S DARK LIKE THIS,

ALTHOUGH THEY'RE NOT ALL FROM STARS HOLLOW,

ALTHOUGH WHEN MY MOM CALLS FOR KIRK, THAT MAY BE CONFUSING.

ALTHOUGH WHY I'D BE WALKING INTO LUKE'S APARTMENT IN THE FUTURE,

ALTHOUGH WITH RORY, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE 43. REALLY?

ALTHOUGH YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED,

ALTHOUGH, IF THAT HAPPENS IT SHOULDN'T.

ALTHOUGH...HMM, I DON'T KNOW.

ALWAYS YOU'VE GOT TO BE PATIENT

ALWAYS CALL HIM THE PUPPET MASTER.

AM I YES, I'M SURE.

AM I CRYING OR LAUGHING?

AM I GETTING THAT RIGHT?

AM I GOING TO GET TO MEET HIM SOON? OH, I DON'T KNOW.

AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?

AM I PRYING? NO.

AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?

AM I?

AMANDA AND RICHARD. I'M SO OVER THEM.

AMAZING YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO FAKE IT SO LONG.

AMAZING. THE WAY THEY DO THE LIGHTING ON THESE THINGS.

AMAZING. WELL, THEN, LET'S GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT, SHALL WE?

AMEN. SO THIS GOES ON THE FRIDGE, RIGHT?

AMEN. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS IN YOUR DAY?

AMONG THE OTHER CLASS PRESIDENTS.

AMONGST OTHER THINGS. [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

AN ALUMNI DINNER? YES, EXACTLY.

AN AMENDMENT TO RAISE HEMLINES AN ADDITIONAL INCH AND A HALF.

AN ANGEL BRUSHED ITS WINGS AGAINST HER FACE.

AN EASY WOMAN TO GET ALONG WITH?"

AN EMPTY TABLE.

AN ENGLISH MENU?

AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION IN 10 WORDS OR LESS.

AN EVEN MORE AMAZING YOU.

AN EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL FIRST GATHERING.

AN HOUR, 56 MINUTES.

AN HOUR. POOR THING.

AN IDEA I HAD HAVE FOR ME TO DO SOMETHING

AN INSTITUTION NOT JUST BECAUSE OF AGE AND STANDING,

AN INTERVIEW FOR WHAT?

AN OATH THAT STATED THAT OUR BEHAVIOR

AND YOU DIDN'T WIN THE LOTTERY.

AND "ORTANT" AND "ING."

AND 25 CENTS A WORD, THE STUPID AD'S GONNA COST $500!

AND A BAND IS I KNOW WHAT A BAND IS.

AND A BUNCH OF US OTHERS

AND A CONVERTIBLE WOULD JUST MAKE ME FLING MYSELF

AND A COUPLE OF PILLOW MINTS.

AND A DARN GOOD ONE AT THAT.

AND A FEW SOUTH AFRICAN INFLUENCES.

AND A GENERAL DISLIKE OF RIGHT WING CAUSES.

AND A GREAT TEACHER, TOO. I'M GLAD HE'S BACK.

AND A NICE NIGHT IT'LL BE.

AND A PICTURE OF JOE WEARING THE JACKET,

AND A RAIN CAP. EXCELLENT!

AND A SHINY... BLACK TOP HAT...

AND A TERRIFIC IDIOT.

AND A TON OF PRESENTS I MEAN, HUNDREDS OF PRESENTS.

AND A WARM POTATO AND CHORIZO SALAD.

AND A WARM POTATO AND CHORIZO SALAD.

AND A WONDERFUL CONCEPT, TOO, DON'T YOU THINK?

AND ACHIEVE THE PERFECT LIQUID LINE.

AND ACTUALLY ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE."

AND ADVISE PATIENCE FOR ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT.

AND AFTER A REALLY LONG PAUSE,

AND AFTER A WHILE I REALIZED THAT

AND AFTER GIVING IT A LOT OF THOUGHT, I HAVE DECIDED.

AND AFTER YOU SPREAD THOSE WINGS AND FLY AWAY,

AND ALL MR. HUNTER SAID WAS, PARIS "THIS ISN'T THE BEATLES AT SHEA STADIUM."

And all of the other options that Mom and I have are just... well, not good enough.

AND ALL OF THIS HAS BEEN LOOKED OVER AND APPROVED

AND ALL SPICE GIRL MEMORABILIA IS UNDER YOUR BED.

AND ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT ME AND THANKING ME...

AND ALL THE INVESTORS WILL BE RECEIVING A CHECK.

AND ALSO, LANE, I NEED FOUR STRONG DOWNBEATS,

AND ALSO, THEY THREW IN A BERET JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT.

AND ANY OTHER ISSUE I BRING UP FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.

AND ANY OTHER LOVE YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU'RE GREAT

AND APPARENTLY A BIG ANNIE OAKLEY FAN.

AND APPARENTLY I'M...

AND APPARENTLY, A BUNCH OF OTHERS. EVERYBODY SHE'S EVER MET, INCLUDING DEAN.

AND ARE LIABLE FOR ANY LOSS OF INCOME THAT MAY RESULT.

AND AS A TENANT, I HAVE RIGHTS...

AND AS AN ADDED BONUS, THE NEW CLASSIC DANCE SERIES

AND AS LONG AS WE DON'T HAVE MORE THAN 300 PEOPLE,

AND ASKED HER FOR DIRECTIONS TO THE INN.

AND ASKED NOT TO COME HOME UNTIL AT LEAST 6:00.

AND ASKING WHAT YOU MISSED WHEN THE MIKE CUT OUT?

AND B: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT NUMBERS.

AND BADLY COOKED FOOD, COULD LEAD TO AN EPIDEMIC,

AND BAM! BEAKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE. IT BEAKED YOU?

AND BE UNABLE EAT YOURSELF SO THAT I'LL NEED TO

AND BECAUSE THIS IS HIS FAULT. AND YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF BED.

AND BEFORE YOU SIFT THROUGH THE DOZEN OR SO EXCUSES

AND BEING AWAY GAVE ME TIME TO THINK.

AND BEING ON TIME.

AND BEING RIGHT BY THE BATHROOM ALWAYS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE,

AND BEING THE GOOD LITTLE GIRL AND NOT DOING WHAT I WANT

AND BLEACH. DON'T FORGET THE BLEACH.

AND BLOWING OUT YOUR BRAIN CELLS WITH COFFEE?

AND BOOZE FOR THE LUCKY, NONPREGNANT ONES AND CAKE. IT'LL BE FUN.

AND BOWIE NEXT WEEK? AND BOWIE NEXT WEEK.

AND BRING A GIFT, BUT DON'T GET HIM A CIGAR HUMIDOR.

AND BUILD US A BIGGER KITCHEN IN FIVE HOURS?

AND BUY A SPATULA.

AND BY THE TIME WE GOT THERE, THAT OPERATOR WAS IN TEARS.

AND BY THE WAY, "BLOATY" IS NOT A WORD.

AND BY THE WAY, THERE WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BE VEGETABLES

AND BY THE WAY, YES, I'D BE HAPPY TO TALK TO THE CLASS. TERRIFIC!

AND BYE. BYE.

AND CAMEOS, PUSHING SPOONFULS OF COD LIVER OIL ON THE KIDS.

AND CANDY STORE!

AND CHECK IT OUT 20 BUCKS.

AND CHOCOLATES MADE BY LOCAL ARTISANS.

AND CHRISTOPHER WILL GO TO WORK AT MY COMPANY.

AND COME OUT SHOOTING, THEN I'LL SEND YOU TO ITALY.

AND COMPLETELY SOAKED. WHERE IS EVERYONE?!

AND CONVINCE ME THAT IT'S TRUE. GOT IT?

AND COOL FOR NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT, OKAY?

AND COUGH UP SOME DOUGH, 'CAUSE THIS IS FOR OUR KIDS!"

AND CRANBERRY SAUCE OUR LITTLE THANKSGIVING TRADITION.

AND CRANBERRY SAUCE FOR THE KIMS.

AND DANCE AROUND HER SAYING, "I WIN, I WIN, I WIN!"

AND DAVE THINKS THAT I HAVE A DECENT SENSE OF RHYTHM.

AND DENTAL FLOSS. AND PAPER TOWELS.

AND DID EVERY OTHER PRETENTIOUS AND BORDERLINE DISGUSTING THING

AND DID YOU SEE HIS EYES? TASMANIAN DEVIL.

AND DISCUSS SOME SORT OF SOLUTION

AND DISCUSS WHAT IS TO BE DONE ABOUT THE HUMMEL.

AND DISH DESIGNS, NOTHING ABOUT THE FOOD.

And do it reversed, so GL and GR.

And do my ventriloquist act?

AND DO YOU VOW TO UPHOLD THE PRINCIPLES

AND DOESN'T HAVE HER DRIVER'S LICENSE YET,

AND DOING CRAP LIKE, "NAME AN OCCUPATION."

AND DON'T FORGET THE PICKLES.

AND DOUSES THE WHOLE HOUSE IN GASOLINE

AND DRINK AS MUCH ELECTRIC KOOL AID AS YOU WANT,

AND DRIVE EAST, AWAY FROM THE BEACH,

AND DROPPED HERS OFF HERE, AND SHE'S DESPERATE TO HAVE IT

AND DROPS MY HAND, AND THAT WAS IT.

AND DUMPED IT IN THE TRASH.

AND EACH OTHER.

AND EAT AND EAT AND EAT. AND EAT.

AND EAT AND EAT.

AND EAT SOME MORE.

AND ELOQUENTLY DELIVERED. YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD.

AND EVEN THOUGH I NEVER ORDERED IT, I TALKED ABOUT ORDERING IT.

AND EVERY SANDWICH COMES WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL PAMPHLET,

AND EVERY YEAR YOU POINT THAT OUT.

AND EVERY YEAR YOU POINT THAT OUT.

AND EVERY YEAR, PEOPLE WIND UP WITH THOSE VH1 "BEFORE THEY WERE STARS" PICTURES.

AND EVERYONE ELSE GO ON ABOUT HOW DEMANDING I AM.

AND EVERYTHING IT WAS TOO MUCH. LANE, IT'S FINE.

AND FAME IS GONNA TEAR US APART.

AND FINALLY THE OPPORTUNITY CAME UP.

AND FINANCIAL SECURITY IS NOT JUST ATTENDING COLLEGE,

AND FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF MAN HE IS BENEATH THE SURFACE.

AND FIND THIS PLACE TURNED INTO A HIGH PRICED CHARM SCHOOL,

And flatten my spinal cord in order to accommodate your sadistic wish there.

AND FLOORS? DOORS AND FLOORS WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT.

AND FOR A SECOND THERE I THOUGHT A FOURTH FRIEND OF YOUR MOTHER'S HAD HAD A STROKE.

AND FOR DESSERT, INDIVIDUAL

AND FRESHENING MY LIPSTICK.

AND FRIED MARSHMALLOW PIE FOR DESSERT!

AND GATHER AT THE REGULAR MEETING ON FRIDAY.

AND GET ALL THE GUESTS' STUFF INTO THE LOBBY.

AND GET MY AFFAIRS IN ORDER.

AND GETS IN, MIGHT MAKE HER MORE APPEALING TO HARVARD.

AND GIVE THE SCHOOL A RESPECTABLE SENIOR GIFT

AND GIVE THEM MY GENEROUS WEEKLY DONATION.

AND GIVE YOU A LITTLE INSPIRATION?

AND GIVING OUR CONDOLENCES.

AND GIVING OUR CONDOLENCES.

And go buy that inn!

AND GO MAKE US SOME MONEY," SO I GOTTA GO.

AND GOD FORBID THEY'RE IN ANOTHER ACCIDENT TOGETHER

AND GOOD RIDDANCE. SHE WAS VERY WASPY.

AND GRADUATED LAST YEAR.

And grandfathering in previously proposed statutes with no procedural delay.

AND GWEN STEFANI?

And hang onto your hat, but we can now put a bid in on the Dragonfly.

AND HARBOR A DESIRE TO WEAR A BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP? WHAT?

AND HAVE BREAKFAST WITH YOUR FAMILIES,

AND HAVE SOLD EIGHT TICKETS.

AND HAVING A BIG MOUTH. THAT'S GOING ON THE LIST.

AND HAVING FEET TWICE MY NORMAL SIZE AND ALL.

AND HE ASKED IF...WE COULD BE FRIENDS,

AND HE BECAME MY COMPANION.

AND HE BOUGHT IT FROM YOU.

AND HE COULD LEAVE A RECEIPT.

AND HE DID IT WHILE DESCRIBING TO ME THE VINTAGE DISCREPANCIES

AND HE DIDN'T LIVE NEAR A BAR. YES.

AND HE DIDN'T TRY TO PUT ON ANY RIDICULOUS MAKE OUT MUSIC.

AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO MISS IT AGAIN.

AND HE INVITED ME TO GO AND YOU.

AND HE JUST GOT THE MESSAGE, SO HE'S...

AND HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE DEAN OF ADMISSIONS.

AND HE KEEPS MAKING LOTS OF CALLS,

AND HE KEEPS PUTTING OFF YOUR BREAKUP,

AND HE LOVES IT. HE TOOK BEEKEEPING

AND HE NEVER COMPLAINED.

AND HE PAID CASH? MOSTLY 20s.

AND HE SAID YES.

AND HE SAID, "THAT'S A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR"?

AND HE SAYS NOTHING?

AND HE TALKED ABOUT HOW HE HAD A GREAT TIME ON OUR DATE

AND HE THINKS HIS FORMER LOVER IS BEHIND IT.

AND HE WANTS TO INVITE SOOKIE AND JACKSON TOO.

AND HE WAS SO NONCHALANT.

AND HE WAS STUFFING NEWSPAPER INTO THE ELECTRICAL SOCKETS.

AND HE'S OPEN TO ANYTHING I WANT. THAT'S GREAT.

AND HE'S SAYING IT REALLY CONDESCENDINGLY.

AND HE'S TOWN MAGISTRATE.

AND HEADED FOR ALGONQUIN.

AND HELP ME OUT? THIS IS NOT FAIR.

AND HER MOM WON'T STOP TALKING.

AND HER MOTHER DOESN'T CANCEL. I'LL HIDE THE KEYS MYSELF.

AND HER MOTHER, BAMBI McBIMBO.

AND HER PARTNER BAILED ON HER.

AND HER REACTION WAS TO TALK ABOUT

AND HER SUITS ARE GETTING BETTER.

AND HERE IT'S "AT HOME WITH THE 700 CLUB."

AND HERE WE GO.

AND HERE'S THE REALLY FUNNY THING.

AND HIDE UNDERWATER IN THE BATHTUB.

AND HIS DEAD MOTHER IS SITTING IN A ROCKING CHAIR, NOT A BIT SURPRISED.

AND HO HO'S FADING, SO I'M TRYING TO BUCK HIM UP,

AND HOW HE THOUGHT ABOUT ME ALL THE TIME.

AND HOW IS THAT GONNA MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT SHERRY?

AND HOW LONG WE'RE STAYING.

AND HOW THIS IS HIS SECOND CHANCE.

AND HOW TO WRITE A DIARY. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

AND HOW WAS YOUR DATE? [ CHUCKLES ] MY WHAT?

AND HOW WOULD THAT BE BETTER?

AND HOW YOU WERE REALLY GREAT ABOUT IT.

AND HOW YOU'RE DOING AT CHILTON.

AND HOW'S EVERYTHING AT THE INN? EVERYTHING AT THE INN IS FINE.

AND HOW'S EVERYTHING WITH RORY? EVERYTHING WITH RORY'S FINE.

AND HUMAN KIRK WHEN SHE'S CALLING ME. THAT WOULD KEEP IT STRAIGHT.

AND HUMBLE, TOO. I CAN CATCH UP. YOU'LL SEE.

AND I AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT PINK.

AND I ALMOST LOST IT, I GOT SO SHAKY.

AND I AM ADJOURNING THIS MEETING.

AND I AM DYING TO KNOW WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID.

AND I AM HUNGRY, SO LET'S EAT.

AND I ASKED, AND SHE SAID YES.

AND I BELIEVE THIS IS YOURS. YES, IT IS.

AND I CANNOT DECIDE WHICH ONE IS BETTER.

AND I COULDN'T WALK OUT WITH HIM

AND I DEDICATED MYSELF TO IT,

AND I DID A LITTLE ARM TWISTING

AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, SO I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,

AND I DO NOT LIKE BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF. I HATE THIS.

AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR INDEPENDENCE

AND I DON'T CARE FOR BEING LONELY. IT'S QUITE ANNOYING.

AND I DON'T HAVE TO BE REMOTELY CALM AROUND YOU ANYMORE,

AND I DON'T LIKE THE EXTRA "P" AND "E" AT THE END OF "SHOP."

AND I EXPECT KIDS ALL OVER TOWN WILL RUSH OUT TOMORROW

AND I GOT DOWN AND LEANED IN TO SEE WHAT HE WAS DOING,

AND I GOTTA TAKE HER. SO, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS.

AND I HADN'T EATEN ANYTHING.

AND I HAVE A BUNCH OF SUPPLIES TO BUY.

AND I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT

AND I HAVE A YEARNING TO BE A LITTLE CLOSER

AND I HAVE TO ADMIT THERE'S SOME PRETTY TERRIFIC IDEAS IN HERE.

AND I HAVE TO FIND A SLIDE PROJECTOR

And I have to start going back for Friday night dinners.

AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, HE IS NOT IN LOVE WITH THAT WOMAN.

AND I HEATED IT UP. YOU DID?

AND I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT, OKAY?

AND I JUST HOPE THAT SOMEDAY, YOU WON'T HATE ME ANYMORE.

AND I JUST THOUGHT I'D TELL YOU I'M DRUMMING IN A BAND TONIGHT

And I just wanted to get in early so I'd be the first one

AND I JUST...FLIPPED, YOU KNOW?

AND I KNOW SHE DOESN'T APPROVE OF SUCH THINGS,

AND I KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LINE, BUT IT ISN'T.

AND I LIKE THAT FEELING.

AND I MADE A REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT.

AND I MENTIONED YOU AND YOUR COFFEE THING,

AND I MISS HIM, AND I'M LONELY SOMETIMES.

AND I NEED SOME FEEDBACK.

AND I NEVER HAD ANY INTENTION OF ROBBING YOU OF IT.

AND I NEVER WANT TO HURT YOU

AND I NOTICED THAT NICOLE KIND OF REACTED A LITTLE.

And I pulled towel duty today.

AND I REALLY LAID DOWN THE RULES CONCERNING HIM AND RORY.

AND I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE PROM.

AND I SAID, "SURE." FRIENDS?

AND I SAID, "WHOA, THERE, DROOPY DRAWERS."

AND I SAW ALL THIS HAIR AND DUST BETWEEN THE KEYS OF MY KEYBOARD.

AND I SAW NO REASON FOR HIS FAMILY LINE TO END WITH HIM,

AND I SAY WE START BEING APART...RIGHT NOW.

AND I SAY, "GOOD MORNING, MAMA."

AND I SAY, "I LOVE FROGS."

AND I SHOULD'VE CALLED. IT'S OKAY.

AND I SHOULD'VE RESPECTED THAT.

AND I SPEND SO MUCH TIME WALKING THESE HALLS,

AND I THINK I DID PRETTY WELL.

AND I THINK MOM JUST KIND OF SNAPPED.

AND I THINK THEY LOOK TERRIFIC.

AND I THINK YOU'D REALLY GET INTO IT. OH, WELL.

AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN ME.

AND I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD COME IN AND TRY ONE.

AND I TOLD HER A STORY ABOUT YOU AND FRENCH FRIES.

AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT HOW WHEN KIRK WINS,

AND I TOOK HALF, AND HE TOOK HALF,

AND I WANNA DEDICATE THIS SONG TO HER.

AND I WANTED HER TO GO TO CHILTON

AND I WANTED TO CALL YOU,

AND I WANTED TO HOOK UP WITH HIM AFTER TO TALK,

And I was just retying my tie for the third time.

AND I WAS WONDERING IF THERE WERE ANY POSITIONS AVAILABLE?

AND I WASN'T EVEN GOING TO ENTER IT,

AND I WASN'T HAVING ANY LUCK COMING UP WITH TOPICS,

AND I WILL LET THEM.

AND I WILL NOT LET YOU MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY EITHER.

AND I WILL NOW PROCEED TO CALL ALL THE COMPANIES

AND I WON'T LET FRANCIE IGNORE THOSE RULES.

AND I WONDERED IF YOU COULD LOOK IT UP FOR ME. HE WAS PADDLE NUMBER 17

AND I WONDERED IF... YOU POSSIBLY HAD HIS NUMBER.

AND I WOULD HAVE TO GIVE UP.

AND I WOULD'VE DONE IT RIGHT.

AND I, IN TURN, CHIMED IN WITH MY STORY

AND I'D LIKE YOU TO DROP THIS CONVERSATION NOW.

AND I'D PULL OUT A BRIGHT, SHINY PENNY.

AND I'D REALLY LOVE IT IF YOU'D COME,

AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF THE THING DIDN'T WIN!

AND I'LL CHICKEN OUT FOR SURE!

And I'll give your headmaster a call as well.

AND I'LL RUN UP AND UN COLOR COORDINATE HER SHEETS.

AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN GET A REAL DATE.

AND I'LL SEE THE TWO OF YOU ON FRIDAY.

AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHICH ONE'S GIVING ME A HARD TIME?

AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.

AND I'M ADVISING ON MAKE UP FOR LANE AND THE KEEPER OF BRIAN'S SANDWICH AND THERMOS.

AND I'M GOING TO HAVE LUNCH WITH THEM,

AND I'M GONNA KEEP MY PROMISE. GOOD, HUH?

AND I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASS AROUND THE LOBBY

AND I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT WHAT I'VE DONE.

AND I'M HAVING SOME INVOLVEMENT WITH HER TEACHER.

AND I'M IN LOVE WITH DAVE RYGALSKI.

AND I'M LEARNING THE COMPUTER.

AND I'M LOOKING FOR MY CYANIDE CAPSULE.

And I'm looking for you.

AND I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE PRECISE TERMINOLOGY,

And I'm not going to pine. I hope you didn't think I was going to pine, okay?

AND I'M NOT SANDING DOWN ALL THE EDGES OF MY FURNITURE.

AND I'M PEOPLE.

AND I'M PROBABLY OUT OF LINE IN SAYING THIS,

AND I'M SO GRATEFUL YOU'RE LETTING ME GO TO THE PROM,

AND I'M SURE I'LL BE READING ABOUT WADERS SOON.

AND I'M THE TREASURER, I GOTTA BE COOL OR IT LOOKS SUSPICIOUS.

AND I'M THINKING, "EIGHT DAYS OF HANUKKAH

AND I'M TIRED OF HEARING, "LET'S HOOK UP LATER."

AND I'M VERY PROUD TO BE THE NIGHT MANAGER,

AND I'VE ALREADY THROWN OUT THE ONES

AND I'VE GOT A GUY WHO'S MOVED IN AT A TABLE FOR FOUR.

AND I'VE GOT EXACT CHANGE FOR YOU. SUPER.

AND I'VE GOT NO PLACE TO PUT THEM.

AND I'VE GOT THOSE B AND Bers WAITING.

AND I'VE SPENT WEEKS MONTHS, ACTUALLY

AND I'VE TASTED SOME VERY BAD THINGS.

And I've worked on a lot of them, so I'm a fountain of useful tips.

AND IF GET TO DO THE "I WIN, I WIN" DANCE,

AND IF HE DOESN'T GET HERE IN TIME? THEN WE'LL WAIT.

AND IF I GO BACK THERE EMPTY HANDED,

AND IF SOMEONE CALLS IN SICK AND THEY ALWAYS DO

AND IF THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SOMETHING

AND IF THAT'S TOO HARD THAT'S NOT TOO HARD.

And if the ring bearer is younger than five years old.

AND IF THEY GO AWAY.

AND IF THEY MENTION SOMETHING

AND IF WE ADD SOME FREE WINE AND CHEESE AROUND 5:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.

AND IF YOU WANT 15% OFF ANYTHING,

And if you wear it with a moody look on your face like you're thinking of Bolsheviks,

AND IF YOU'RE STILL SICK, I DON'T WANT A DOCTOR'S NOTE.

AND IN ADDITION TO THE 10 MINUTE REST PERIODS,

AND IN ANOTHER TIME, I WOULD LOVE TO TAKE YOU ALL FOR A CUP OF COFFEE

AND IN LOVE WITH RAVE SMIGCHOWSTY.

AND IN REGARDS TO THE STUDENT COUNCIL MEETING

And in return I will get a part time job and pay you in installments.

AND IN SHE COMES.

AND IN THE MOMENTS JUST BEFORE THE ACT,

AND IN THE SPIRIT OF THE EVENING,

AND IN TWO YEARS, I'M GONNA REGISTER DEMOCRAT.

AND INSIST THAT SHE LET YOU PLAY WITH THE BAND

AND INTO MY LOUIS ARMSTRONG VOICE,

AND INTO THE OPEN SECOND DRAWER?

AND IS THIS NORMAL, TO BE GETTING HOME FROM WORK SO LATE?

And Isaac's served you up a couple of mojitos.