Gilmore Girls (2000) - Season 6 Edit

A onetime childish lark.

About getting the rest of Rory's things.

Actually, I have a lot of sympathy for what you're going through.

Actually, I'm still working on the ring.

After the party, that is.

All four of the Beatles getting back together

All hail Rory Gilmore. Future queen of the sloths.

All hail!

All kings must be dethroned eventually. And this year, that crown will be mine.

All of us, together.

All right, blueberry pancakes and scrambled eggs.

All right. I will consider this matter settled.

All right. Time to make the rounds.

Amazing. They're actually having a loser off.

And a little upsetting. Now you'll never have that moment.

And a promise that none of the heirs were gonna sue me for possession,

And almonds. I smell almond toast.

And even then, we went barhopping for an hour before you fainted.

And frog makes it to the middle of the pond,

And I can assure you, it will never happen again.

And I have no intention of catching jock itch on my forearm

And if there's one thing I have very little tolerance for,

And Lorelai "I'm Sorry Can I Get An Industrial Forklift

And now I finally have an excuse.

And she chose to ignore me. She chose to move in with my parents,

And she told me to come over here and let you in.

And since I assume you've torn up all of my notes, I will read them to you.

And since you are a friend, I'm prepared to make you a great deal.

And successfully sued for defamation of character.

And that concludes the floor show portion of the evening.

And the scorpion stings him.

And then, of course, we came home completely empty handed.

And they'll listen to their stories and care about their dosage, they are grateful.

And this is outrageous.

And we're going to need your input and your involvement to achieve that.

And when I heard what happened to you, it really freaked me out.

And you shouldn't be. Everything will be fine.

And young people have to be allowed to make mistakes.

Antioxidants are on the house today. Who wants coffee?

Are you sure you want to celebrate now?

Aren't you worried that one night you're going to sleepwalk

As a childish lark, a youthful indiscretion.

As soon as we get married we have to move.

As the frog is going down he says,

As you know, Rory's court appearance is Tuesday at 3:00.

At the end of five years' time, Miss Gilmore can petition the court

Because I happen to be in possession

Because Mr. Breaking Away over there can't shower

Because we had to find out from someone else

Before he invades my dance space.

Before I checked out. I can't wait to tell people about this place.

Before you decided to joyride on someone else's boat.

Before you're back in school. One month.

But don't you worry. She'll calm down. Just give it some time.

But I am not gonna force my way in.

But I didn't mean we had to have any kids. 'Cause we don't.

But I don't... Did she leave anything for me?

But I just thought you should know that I bought it

But I think it could be a perfect situation.

But I'm happy to give Miss Gilmore the opportunity

But if you need to talk to someone, you can always call me.

But it's all going to be fine. Lorelai has it completely under control.

But maybe some wine or beer or something?

But that's the one that I sort of remember her liking.

But we can just have one kid.

But we haven't given out the trophies to the winners yet.

But we think it'll move fast.

But you were in Spain.

By the way, your mother called a few minutes ago.

Come on, come on. I love this song.

Come on, Luke. Tell us. How did you do it?

Come on. Let's go. I thought you were starving.

Could you move your arm, please?

Court calls The State vs. Lorelai Gilmore.

Diamond and platinum.

Did you find what you need? 'Cause I have to finish getting ready.

Did you get robbed?

Did you give Paris your real cell number?

Did you try the Danish? I bought it at an organic bakery.

Disgraceful behavior, even by your standards.

Do I have to hear it now? I have so many things to...

Don't I know it.

Don't write it down and whatever you do, don't tell the maid.

Doyle and I have decided to move in together.

Drag her back here and tie her up and not let her loose

Eastside Tilly called it wrong this time.

Eastside Tilly.

Einstein took a year off.

Embezzle a pension fund and you'll really see what he can do.

Even if there was someone to listen to.

Except the losers, who, I'm sure, could give a rat's tushee

Excuse me?

Fine.

Finn, have you ever thought about just wooing a woman?

Flowers? Chocolates? A little slow jam in the background?

For she's a jolly good felon

For she's a jolly good felon

For she's a jolly good felon

For the kids that we don't have to have.

For the lovely little surprise you gave me this morning.

Freshman year, four and a half month cross country road trip.

Frog says, "Cool." So, the scorpion gets on the frog's back,

Frog says, "No way, you'll sting me and I'll die."

Frog. Scorpion.

From now on, no more scheduling, no more planning.

Full moon! Moment's here! Let's go!

Get a plant.

Get those tables on the truck! Hustle, people, hustle!

Given the undisputed facts,

Go on, Rory. What would you like to know?

Go shopping for a couch or get some end tables.

Good morning. You're still sleeping? My goodness.

Good question. Richard, that is a good question.

Good thing I found out about it now. Could've been a little embarrassing later.

Good, well, thank you for staying at the Dragonfly. We hope to see soon.

Good.

Good.

Grandpa, did you tell Mom about the court date?

G****fruit juice and Worcestershire sauce.

Hand me an envelope and don't ever do that again.

Hanging up on her really quickly when she calls.

He bought you a doll for your birthday once.

He is a swell guy and a top lawyer. You must remember him?

He's got, like, 500 cousins. And you know what?

Hell, no. Considering you're a first time offender

Hello? Is anyone there? Come in, please.

Here you go, Trudy. Hey, top that off for you, Mack?

Here?

Hey, it's only a paper moon, Dad.

Hey, Paris.

Hey, there's your bill there.

Hey, we're closed.

Hey, what do you say, cup a joe, Joe?

Hey, why don't you answer the door? That'll be fun for you.

Hey, you two. What are you doing there?

Hi.

Hi. So, how's your bill looking? Everything okay?

Hosanna has a pot of coffee for you in the other room. Interested?

Hosanna! We're coming in.

How is that a response to "I'm starving"?

How lucky that I caught you.

I always thought it was a turtle.

I am here and not at the Dragonfly Inn, which I theoretically run

I am just going to spend my days

I am not interested in food, Luke. I'm here on business.

I believe we were right about there.

I bought a house. Twickham house. I bought it for us.

I brought some fabric samples to flip through.

I can't believe it.

I can't do 300 hours. I have to get a job.

I can't wait to tell the girls at the club all about it.

I could cut it with some festive ketchup.

I didn't ask for blueberries.

I do not have to defend my life to you. I'm a grownup. I'm independent.

I do not want to withdraw my plea, Your Honor.

I do.

I don't care who you are. I don't care who your family is.

I don't care. He smells. They all smell.

I don't hate you. Why would I hate you?

I don't have it anymore. I could probably get it back.

I don't know, but I will continue to search for them frantically.

I don't know, this year I might give you a run for your money.

I don't know. She doesn't keep the help informed.

I don't know. This is new for me.

I don't think that duck stopped flying until it hit Paraguay.

I don't understand why you won't just believe me.

I don't understand. You gave her my message?

I don't want her to look like she's trying too hard.

I don't want to go to trial. I'll do the community service.

I don't want to understand. I want to leave. I'm starving.

I drive all the way from Hartford...

I even checked the laundry to make sure

I gave her your message,

I had to go through that and Rory has to go through this.

I hate shopping for furniture. For me, kids are easier.

I hate small town hours.

I have a certificate of authenticity for every one of these babies.

I have her here looking at fabric samples.

I have to say,

I have to stop myself from asking how it's going at the Chocolate Factory.

I have to work at that desk

I hear you might be in the market for a ring.

I hope we picked out the right outfit here.

I just didn't want you to think that

I just had to take one last early morning ride around the town

I just want to be happy right now.

I just wanted to fill you in. Will we see you tomorrow morning?

I just went to see her and she told me she's quitting Yale.

I just...

I know that you think some sort of con has been perpetrated on you.

I know you're upset. I know you hate us, but...

I know you're upset. I know you hate us, but...

I made a much bigger mistake than this when I was much younger.

I made copies.

I mean, a minute ago, when you came in here...

I mean, any other address or life changing decisions,

I mean, I know you won't have champagne,

I mean, I'll give you my cell phone number. It's basically my lifeline.

I mean, if Lorelai can just spring it on you like that

I mean, kids. It's plural. So it sounds like a lot,

I mean, of course she was mad, but was it a bad mad?

I mean, real diamonds, not "they exist" real?

I mean, they're always bragging about

I mean, we're getting married, Luke.

I mean, what kind of match would I be for you

I mean, yes, obviously, what about our kids?

I mean... But, we can.

I need her to be at Yale

I never should've let her go with the ponytail.

I see that community service is recommended.

I should never have listened to you.

I think so.

I think that was the ring that Lulu had her eye on.

I think vacation's coming at just the right time for her.

I thought there was a better chance of

I thought we could spruce the place up. Individualize it to your taste.

I thought you would've had more interest in this subject than you seem to.

I understand that a plea agreement has been reached.

I understand that the defense is portraying this

I want this square packed up and cleared out in 10 minutes.

I want to individualize it to my taste.

I was laying down some kind of a mandate.

I was using it as a step stool, but I'm sure it's okay.

I went to Spain for a week to immerse myself in Cervantes,

I will not restrain myself.

I will not stand by and let this girl walk around with a record for five years!

I woke up to birds singing. Seriously, this town is so great.

I won't. I will.

I wonder how beer tastes with ice cream in it.

I'd think very hard about that course of action.

I'd totally forgotten this until... Where are you going?

I'll achieve nothing. I'll become my mother.

I'll fall apart. I'll have frosted hair and dragon lady nails.

I'll get my purse and we'll go.

I'll go with you.

I'm bored because you told me to pick you up at 7:00 and it's 8:30.

I'm gonna hold you to that.

I'm hiring a lawyer to sue that man.

I'm leaving, Kirk. The diner's closed.

I'm meeting more of Doyle's family tonight.

I'm not bored because I'm six.

I'm not going back to school.

I'm ordering 300 hours of community service

I'm ready. Let's go.

I'm sorry, if you're talking to me you'll have to do it in woofs.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. These bikers wiped me out.

I'm sure you won't.

I'm tired. I just want a mellow evening with my girlfriend.

I've been dying to get my hands on this dump for ages.

I've been meeting people for months.

I've retained the services of Charlie Davenport as her attorney.

If I don't get these tables back by midnight, I pay for another day.

If I just went running right back to a life of respectability

If I propose, I'm gonna need that ring.

If she does so, she'll face additional felony charges.

If the winners get a trophy or not.

If then.

If you knew the number of truly guilty criminals

In the middle of the night? Are you crazy?

In violation of Section 117 A of the penal code?

Is it far?

Is it stuffy in here?

Is long reigning king of the sloths.

Is Rory up yet? Charlie Davenport is here for our meeting.

Is soused enough to find my arrogance charming.

Is that I am going to have a little face to face

Is the reason that she's suddenly Blue Lagooning it right out of school.

Is this really happening?

Isn't that wonderful? We're just a push button away.

It feels so much more comfortable.

It has all the original fixtures, great lighting, a ton of terrific potential.

It is quaint.

It reminds me of my early days practicing law.

It was a brisk fall night. And Morey was on top.

It was apocalyptic highlights. I looked like a Tim Burton character.

It wasn't a tragic haircut.

It wasn't the weather, and it wasn't the duck call. It was you.

It'll be over before you know it.

It's a big house and we don't have to fill it up with kids, you know.

It's a nice offer, Paris, but I can't.

It's been a pleasure having you stay with us.

It's called character, Joe.

It's coming off a little more Mennonite than I had hoped.

It's inexpensive, yes, but you'll still get a buzz.

It's items like this

It's like Dylan Thomas just blew through town.

It's Logan. That Christopher Atkins wannabe

It's making me sick.

It's Paris and I need to talk to you right now.

It's rich, privileged children viewing the world as their private playground.

It's supposed to mean that I'm out. You've won. She's all yours.

It's technical, you wouldn't understand.

Jumped on a plane to Australia and surfed until Christmas.

Junior year, I dropped my things off at my dorm room,

Just don't take him duck hunting.

Just give it to me. Hey, who was first?

Just... You can walk, Babette. Just walk, Babette, please.

Key to the pool house, key to the main house, key to the garage.

Kids would be good.

King of the sloths, huh?

Kirk, I paid you for the ring. In fact, I've overpaid you for the ring.

Let's see if we can get the girl 20 to life at Sing Sing.

Like I need to be watched.

Like I'm a methhead stealing a television set to support my habit.

Like I'm a puppy fetching slippers and giving my paw for a liver treat.

Like she was gonna be a bridesmaid or something.

Like Star Trek.

Logan has a talent for doing nothing that's yet to be matched by man or actual sloth.

Logan, do you remember that time that you left the classroom

Look, I'll take care of finding the ring, okay?

Lorelai, it's your mother. I want to thank you

Los Angeles. He just bought Ellen DeGeneres' house.

Lots of room. Separate bathrooms, and it's a two bedroom.

Luke "Table for One" Danes

Luke, this is Rory's decision. Okay?

Maggie, I want you to start breaking all this stuff down.

Making deals with a 20 year old child in a cheap suit.

Making ice cream beer floats and just taking life as it comes.

Married,

Men do not faint. Men pass out. Drink, dinner, movie. That's it.

Michel, just chill out with the spray, okay?

Miss Gilmore has no prior record, Your Honor.

Mom just seemed extremely concerned

My best sloth year, I believe, was sophomore year,

My client is duly remorseful

My involvement ends here, with the laundry basket.

Neither sounds very festive.

Never mind.

Nice ring.

Nice to...

No wine, no beer, no cooking sherry.

No, I don't want to drive to Woodbridge. I want to celebrate now.

No. I have a lot more. At Mom's.

No. We haven't talked about this.

No. We need something sparkly.

No. We're just getting ready to go out. It's fine.

No. You don't take time off.

No. You love school. I saw it. That doesn't just go away.

Not to mention your family's standing in the community,

Nothing happened. People take time off.

Nothing was waiting to be washed. Okay? We good?

Now she's smart and she's strong, and hopefully, she'll figure it out.

Now you get your do over. A new and improved Lorelai.

Now, a few things to go over.

Now, assuming this is indeed a onetime occurrence,

Now, here. I'll take this one.

Now, I've got some things for you.

Now, is this all your things, or is there more still at school?

Now, it wouldn't be till school started 'cause it's rented till then,

Now, Richard, I just realized we've spent so much time

Now, Richard, I'm afraid I must be going.

Now, she's taken a bit of a stumble, but we can get her back on the right track.

Now, the code to the panic room is

Of course, the laundry basket, I'm gonna want back.

Of the finest estate ring collection in Connecticut.

Oh, don't "Richard, please" me, you two bit double talker.

Oh, geez. Oh, my God. I smell toast. I smell toast.

Oh, he's just being modest.

Oh, how did I screw it up so fast?

Oh, I cannot believe how little faith you have in me.

Oh, it's amazing what you can get done before 8:30 in the morning.

Oh, like a glass of champagne or a cannoli?

Oh, look how she mocks.

Oh, my God, well, what happened, and how's Lorelai taking it?

Oh, no. It sounds like you have everything under control.

Oh, nothing. Sorry. Thanks.

Oh, so what? Just because you made it on your own,

Oh, so you think you can outdo me?

Oh, the spontaneous proposals are the best, you know.

Oh, wait a minute. I think I have a case of Zima in the back.

Oh, well, don't you worry, I'll take care of that.

Oh, well, wonder of wonder, miracles of miracles, right?

Okay, Babette. Slow down. I'm not going anywhere.

Okay, everybody, listen up!

Okay, I feel a lipstick crisis coming on. I'll be right back.

Okay, it's not a threat, sweetie, if somebody makes the offer willingly.

Okay, save my seat. And order me a scoop of vanilla.

Okay, so...

Okay, Taylor, listen. You're gonna be the first one to hear the big news.

Okay, that's it. Race is over.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. So, do I put them back in the bubble wrap or...

Okay. Stop. Look, look, there's been a little incident,

Okay. Thanks. Sorry to bother you. Bye, Luke.

Old Widow Mason.

On this trip, we met Argus Mitland, CEO of Windmere Technologies.

One too many has a delightful immediacy.

One, one, one, one, one.

One's fine. Or more, if you want more.

Or we don't have to have any kids. We could just

Otherwise one of us is going home with Finn.

Paid for his $32 million Maine estate and his wife's new lower half,

Paris, just take what you need and go, okay?

Paris, listen to me, you are a very smart, driven young lady.

Paris? Hey.

Please don't do that, okay?

Please, do you really think she'd still be asleep at 8:30 in the morning?

Please, Luke. Please. Please, please, please, please. Please.

Plus, now there's talk of her wanting to be buried with it.

Put back on the street by this man here,

Rat's tushee, party of one.

Really nice. Wow, look at this one.

Really old women need companionship, Luke.

Really? Luke, he's got Zima in the back. He's got Zima in the back.

Really? You're gonna kiss me now? You're so incredibly predictable.

Record? She's going to have a record? Oh, my God.

Richard, you can't kill him here. We're in a courthouse.

Richard, you're standing on my foot.

Rory can't quit Yale. We have to do something.

Rory. Rory.

Rory's been my only real competition since she showed up at Chilton.

Scorpion says to the frog,

Scorpion says, "Sorry, it's just my nature."

Scorpion says, "Will not, 'cause then we'd both drown."

See which one of these lovely females

She chose not to tell me about it.

She did nothing. Nothing's packed. Nothing's ready to go.

She knew all about it, Rory.

She knew exactly how I felt about the situation

She may be mad, but there's no way she's going to rob me of my moment.

She must be a basket case. Oh, is she a basket case?

She must have a million questions.

She needed something to wear to court.

She proposed.

She says she wants to pick up the rest of Rory's things

She simply showed no interest in the matter.

She stays in the room until I'm completely done saying something.

She wants to be on her own, fine, she's on her own.

She was spreading it around town

She's a Gilmore.

She's been living on her own for two years now.

She's gonna be 21 in October.

She's my pace car. She's my Bjorn Borg. Without her, I'll get lazy.

She's the only one who's ever challenged me.

Six hours I've been standing here waiting for this ridiculous race to end.

Slow jams are for the subtle, Rory.

So dramatic. Ladies and gentlemen, Lorelai Barrymore.

So drink, dinner, movie, that's really what we're doing tonight?

So I get it. I know what this is all about.

So the proposal was spontaneous, huh?

So when I said, "What about the kids?" I didn't mean, "What about our kids."

So when someone comes along and they're not dead,

So, come on. Is she right? Is it true? It is true.

So, how'd it go last night?

So, I have a matter to discuss with you.

So, I was thinking maybe you'd like to move in with us.

So, let's talk about this room. Now that you're staying here,

So, we've got clothes, books, stuffed animals.

So, what now?

So, you got him off?

Stealing your thunder. It's got to be embarrassing.

Sure, he bought me a doll for my birthday once.

Talking about ourselves, we haven't discussed Rory's case at all.

Taylor, it's $5.99.

Taylor, turn the lights back on!

Taylor!

Ten hours, give or take. Sound good?

Than you two ever calming down long enough to get engaged.

Thank you, Mr. Davenport. I swear I will never need your help again.

Thank you, Taylor. Come on, get the Zima.

Thanks. Well, I've got some work to do. I'll talk to you guys later.

That give a place character.

That I wouldn't have listened to anyone in that situation

That no one told me about.

That there's a rumor that there's been a rift between Lorelai and Rory.

That threatened the entire outcome of the ensemble.

That you and Lorelai are engaged.

That's great, Grandpa. Take your time. I have no home life.

That's right. No one can waste time like this man here.

That's why Rory ain't home for the summer.

The cart's outside to take you to your car.

The fact of the matter is your mother and I were just trying to do the right thing.

The girl looks fine, Emily. Leave her alone.

The girl who stayed home for a month after she had a tragic haircut.

The important thing is you're getting married.

The last time you were mellow you had a 104 fever.

The light guys go on golden time in five minutes!

The man was guilty as sin. Where is he now, Charlie?

The market is closed! What is wrong with people tonight?

The most you'll get is a little community service.

The number of the security company.

The one with the case full of chick beer under his arm.

The scorpion and the frog. It's an old story.

The security alarm code. The security alarm password.

The whole inn smells like sweat socks and damp nylon shorts.

Their daughters did this and their daughter did that.

There's a purse shoe incident

There's no one here to see the winners get them

There's plenty of time to sleep when you've gone up a couple of dress sizes.

They are really old. Most people they know are dead.

They had him red handed. On tape, in e mails.

They have a Liquor Barn there.

They may look like health nuts, but they knock it back.

They tell their children, then their children grow up and rob you.

This is not that big a deal.

This was a youthful indiscretion, Your Honor.

This was pre navigational systems, people.

This was unforgivable, Lorelai.

Thought she was Frida Kahlo toward the end.

Three hundred hours? This is outrageous! Charlie.

To be completed in no more than six months,

To criminal mischief in the third degree,

To have this expunged from her record.

To make an entrance for that mock debate and you ended up in Atlantic City?

To withdraw her plea and go to trial.

Turn it back on, Budgie!

Twenty hours of community service won't do it.

Two more peanuts. Little ones.

Very Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, minus Bob.

Walk. Slow down, just...

Was the Funkytown thing too quippy?

Was this mattress always this comfortable?

Watch TV.

We could... We could get furniture, you know,

We don't have to do any...

We found a great duplex right near campus.

We got a little more community service than we wanted.

We had an offer, but the buyer backed out. Toxic bachelor type.

We need something to toast this moment with.

We need to dance the booze off and sober up a little,

We should drink Zima and have sex every single night.

We were playing Twister. Did I not mention that?

We'll be done in a minute and I'll send her right in.

We'll go over things, I'll take him out for a cup of coffee...

We're all striving for the same goal. We want Rory happy and healthy.

We're very happy for you, Luke.

Well, actually, I didn't. Lorelai proposed to me.

Well, add that to your list of things you should've thought about

Well, all right.

Well, because we...

Well, don't you feel sorry for me, Kirk. I'm going to have my moment.

Well, enough about us, honey.

Well, finally I get to go in there and say "Oh, really?

Well, fine. Apparently, there's an oil well in the middle of Stars Hollow

Well, he's coming over here tomorrow morning to discuss Rory's case.

Well, I am out of ways of saying, "top shelf," Lorelai.

Well, I guess I would just like to know what's going to happen.

Well, I have reformed. All right?

Well, I have to say, this is a charming little courtroom.

Well, I know your National Guard unit didn't get called up,

Well, I take the law very seriously.

Well, I'll put this in an envelope for you, and I'll be right back.

Well, I'm redecorating.

Well, I've been avoiding her for two days.

Well, of course she's up, Richard.

Well, Rory, the first thing that's going to happen

Well, sure. What else are you going to say?

Well, that's insane. Do you want Hosanna to draw you a bath?

Well, that's still okay, sugar.

Well, then it's your lucky day.

Well, this is absolutely incredible. Does she think this is a funny thing to do?

Well, this is completely unacceptable. Rory needs something to wear to court.

Well, who else? Eastside Tilly. That damn woman keeps trumping me.

Well, yeah. They are nice.

Well, you know your mother, Rory. Everything's the end of the world.

Well, you remember Charlie, Lorelai.

What do we toast with?

What do you mean barging in here

What happened? Something must have happened.

What is that flip remark supposed to mean?

What? Did you change your mind?

What? Where is Lorelai?

What's to stop Lulu from springing it on me?

Whatever it was, you guys couldn't help it.

When did you have time to do all this?

When I'm not busy answering doors like Benson.

When you commit a crime, Miss Gilmore, there must be consequences. Period.

Where are Rory's good clothes?

Which is how I got that ring you're holding right now.

Which nobody can deny

Which one of us is not getting into the romantic spirit?

Who cares about giving out the trophies?

With demonstrably excellent character,

With Mom. Was she mad?

With the prosecutor that's handling your case.

Without even attempting to join the French Foreign Legion?

Wound up staying for two months and almost joined the French Foreign Legion.

Wow!

Yeah, after he discovered three laws of physics.

Yeah, so I figured I'd better bring them right over here.

Yeah, there's a belt in there somewhere that matches.

Yeah, well, follow through, that's always been my problem. Oh, well.

Yeah, well, thank God. He's got a good ass.

Yeah. It sounds very good.

Yeah. Morey proposed to me spontaneously.

Yeah. Something to commemorate the moment.

Yep. A family get together is like a Lollipop Guild Convention.

Yep. Babette had me stocking it for a while.

Yes, but Sinatra didn't sing about the Spanish Foreign Legion.

Yes, you do. You can stop her.

Yes, Your Honor.

Yes. It's really happening.

You and me.

You are going to have to restrain yourself, sir.

You can be anything you want. Except a diplomat.

You can forget the tax. Consider it an engagement present.

You can pull some of that supermom crap that you always do

You can't leave until I get that ring back.

You don't get to be the romantic one. The one to sweep her off her feet.

You finally did it, you dumb son of a bitch.

You finally got a shot at getting the daughter you've always wanted.

You finally got in there and closed the deal.

You further understand that by so doing,

You gave me a certificate of authenticity,

You guys must be pretty jazzed, though. I mean, you finally did it.

You have a really nice place here, really. I slept incredible last night.

You have a suitcase full of rings.

You know, Charlie doesn't usually take small cases like this.

You know, I've been getting pretty close to proposing to Lulu myself,

You know, Lorelai, if you feel you have to be drunk to be with him,

You sure you don't want to take a look before you toss me out?

You take it and you use it.

You told her the time, and where it was, and everything?

You understand that you're pleading guilty

You waive your right to a trial by a jury of your peers?

You went modern.

You.

You'd never believe in the criminal justice system again.

You'll see. New me

You're a lousy duck hunter, Charlie.

You're young. These are the good days.

You've been working with my daughter way too long.

Your creepy friendships with really old women might do the trick.

A house full of kids? And a plant. Don't forget the plants.

A house? I mean, a house is huge. Yeah, I know. That's why I told you.

A rift? Big rift. Very serious.

Abe Rosenstein. Who?

About 8:30? Sounds super.

All right. Easy, you two. Come on, come on.

and get her to change her mind. Yep.

And now I did. So, I'm done. Lorelai, stop this.

and one year's probation. But...

and she will be at your house at 11:00. Fine.

and then our business was done. Luke, you don't understand.

And then we will agree on a plea bargain. Really? No trial?

And you're okay with this? I'm totally okay with this.

Are you just going to sit there? I was instructed to stay until you leave

Are you nervous? No.

Are you serious? Serious as a heart attack.

As of just a few minutes ago. Well, what do you know.

Because there's nothing to talk about. Yes, there is.

Because you thought we... You were just being you.

But if... No. The Funkytown thing was fine.

But it's gone. Trust me. I'll have it. Case closed.

But men aren't supposed to drink Zima. Pay the man.

Can you just open this door, Taylor? What do you need in the store?

Charming girl. She certainly is.

Come on. Come on, let's just go.

Come on. Where are we going?

Come on. You should get a real cash register, Luke.

Congrats. Very well played. Lorelai, listen to me

Could you pass me three peanuts? Two months is nothing.

Did I ever tell you this story? No.

Did you know about this? Yes, I did.

Did you take her somewhere special? Did you hide the ring in anything?

Do what? How did you propose to Lorelai?

Evening, Luke. Yeah, sit down, Kirk. I'll be right with you.

Excellent. You're being ridiculous.

Fine. Thank you.

Fine. Thank you.

Fine. I'll talk to you later. Tell Charlie thanks for the doll for me.

For sale again, huh? Yes.

For what? For the meeting with Charlie Davenport!

Go to hell, Richard. I'm not through with you yet.

Good night, Kirk. Luke! Wait!

Good night. Good night.

Good, good. Get it all out now. This isn't half bad.

Have you met Luke? No.

He was sweating all over the desk. He's also paying a $600 hotel bill.

He's doing the family a great favor. Charlie sounds like a swell guy.

He's right there. Get over here, you.

He's the tallest one in the family. Really?

Hello? Lorelai. Wonderful.

Hello. Won't you come in? All right. Thank you.

Here. Congratulations.

Here. Right here?

Here. Third? I wasn't third.

Here's to us. To us.

Hey, am I doing this right? What?

Hey, congratulations. Thanks.

Hey, sorry I'm late. It's okay.

Hey! I'm not duty bound to do so,

Hi. Oh, hello, there.

Hold on, Stoney Morrison was on top. Babette.

How did it happen? How did you do it?

How much longer? Oh, I'm sorry.

I agree. I mean, we should kidnap her.

I came home with the Mitland case. Yes. That's right.

I can really call you? Anytime, anywhere.

I didn't invite you over, Mother. "Top that, ladies."

I give you one month. To do what?

I love shopping. Go to sleep.

I need that. Listen, I know I'm not Rory.

I need to talk to Lorelai. Where is she? Well, she...

I see you're a student at Yale. Yes, Your Honor.

I was doing you a favor, Richard. Well, do me some more favors, Charlie.

I'll walk you out, Charlie. I'll see you on Tuesday, young lady.

I'm Luke. Paris.

I'm on my own. You have no furniture.

I'm too tired to have this conversation. Rory, here, right under your roof.

If you say so. I do say so.

It's a pleasure meeting you, Rory. You, too.

It's closed. These small town hours.

It's very serious! I'm right here

Kirk, where'd you get all these rings? I befriend really old women.

Lorelai, why don't you sit and calm down? I am calm. I'm fine.

Lorelai? Where are you? Who's that?

Luke and I are engaged. You are?

Luke, do you find anything yet? Nothing.

Luke. Hey, my suggestion first.

maybe you... Taylor, will you just open the door?

Michel. I'm all over it.

Move. Luke, I have to have the ring back.

My God. There. That's all of her stuff.

Nice to... Rory's quitting Yale.

No history of getting into trouble. Twenty hours of community service?

No, I don't. Nice, huh?

No, wait, I was on top. What?

No, you don't. Sure, I do.

No. Hosanna, draw Rory a bath, please.

No. I probably should've.

Nothing but our whistles in our hands. You came home empty handed.

Nothing. I got nothing. No, you must have something.

Now, come on. Where are we going?

Of course I did

Oh, boy. I have to talk to you!

Oh, please, not you, too. I'm sorry, what?

Oh, really? Yes.

Oh, Taylor, you have to have something. Lorelai, I'm sorry, but...

Oh, the coffee smells amazing. There's cream in the fridge.

Oh, this is for a good cause. Take her.

Oh, well, maybe. It would be a great house for kids.

Oh, well... Did you get down on one knee?

Okay? Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Thanks. Thank you.

Or should I be talking to Lorelai? Go away, Kirk.

Or will Lorelai be the one paying for it? No. She will not be paying for it, Kirk.

Paris. I don't understand.

Pick another ring. But my backup ring pulled through.

please include me in. I will. I am. I'm sorry.

Please, just sit down. Richard, sit down.

Really? No. Now, who wants a drink?

Really? Tough love, baby.

Really? Yeah.

Really? So, is there anything else? No, there isn't anything else.