South Park - Season 3 Edit

A beautiful, lush place called Marklar!

A celebration of the occult eh!

A conch shell, like this one.

A country filled with virgin rainforests.

A demon from Hell sent to suck the life out of men.

A farty pants? A butt... face?

A giant glacier is melting above South Park

A group mentality is healthy sometimes.

A lawyer from South Park who plans to make quite a commission.

A little, yeah!

A live one has never been seen.

A merry little Christmas now

A nation mourns and tries to rebuild

A new message that people will find useful again.

A new planet in the galaxy Alpha SETI 6

A new voice box.

A non Jew has infiltrated Jew Scouts and looked upon the face of Moses.

A package? Oh, really?

A package? Oh, really...

A person who steals bodies to have sex with them

A person who steals bodies to have sex with them is called a necrophiliac.

A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy ho"

A succubus is a woman sent from Hell to suck the life out of a man.

A tampon? What's a tampon?

A time honoured tradition for the Hebrew people.

A toast, to how far you came and all that you saw.

A what?

A whopping $30 million.

A woman recruiting young people for a national choir tour.

About another panda's appearance.

About Kenny in the weeks leading up to his combustion?

About Starvin Marvin in the news.

About the people or persons out there

About the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?

About what?

About what?

About where the money came from.

Abraham begat Isaac, who the Lord then said to kill,

According to the ATF, the couple refused to cooperate,

Actually Cartman's getting a nurection, but then we're gonna give it to you,

Actually, I'm just talking about a son.

Adolf, here's a present for you

Adversely affect the atmosphere. Well let's go talk to them. Stick by me.

After a boy in my class tried to put his tongue in my mouth,

After careful review,

After he has sex with it He'll eat up all he can

After reviewing the Bible,

Again?

Against photon torpedoes

Ah crap!

Ah man, this is gonna suck donkey balls!

Ah thank goodness! Hello sir!

Ah, good day, gentlemen.

Ah, nuts! Come on, Ned, this ain't a whorehouse, it's a horror house!

Ah, yes, this is what we call a coral snake.

Ah! Snake!

Aha!

Airshaft.

Al right!

Alabama Man comes with everything you see here. Wife sold separately.

Alabama Man!

Alien friend, we are here to spread the word of Jesus.

All alone at night, when all of a sudden, a huge creature,

All bundled up nice and warm, are we?

All for the little ones, Christmas joys

All his other babysitters won't come back.

All I can serve you for lunch is lumpy potatoes.

All I could see was the millions of dollars coming to me and I didn't care

All I know is I got this sweet digital watch

All I'm saying is that... Is that the Confederates would have

All is calm, all is bright

All is well. Do not shoot at...

All new inductees raise your hands.

All of us on the Confederate side should act all bummed and depressed...

All of whom must be backstage preparing at this very moment.

All right people. Prepare to fire on my command.

All right, all right, let's just cut right to it.

All right, all right, let's just get this over with,

All right, all right, let's just try again. One, two, three, four...

All right, all right. Screw this. We have to postpone the fight

All right, Angels, your next mission is

All right, boys, we're going to show you a couple of commercials,

All right, boys! Time to get back to your quarters!

All right, children, we just need to know one thing.

All right, come on everybody,

All right, enough of this!

All right, everybody. Let's get them to the airport.

All right, everyone, fire!

All right, everyone, quiet please!

All right, folks, sorry for the false start. We're ready to go again.

All right, gang, we have to split up and look for clues.

All right, gang!

All right, get to Meshuggeneh Hall. The meeting is already starting.

All right, get your turd coat.

All right, government!

All right, guys, that's enough!

All right, I'm going to sign the document

All right, I'm through trying to reason with them.

All right, it's just that... I mean, we're all family men here, right?

All right, Jew Scouts. The meteor shower will start soon.

All right, Korn! Time for you to get out of town!

All right, Korn! You can stop your demonic shenanigans

All right, Kyle and I are gonna take our positions up front

All right, let's get down to business, shall we?

All right, let's get ready to kick some religious fanatic ass!

All right, let's just set her over here, behind these boxes.

All right, let's move this along, shall we? Now, Eric Cartman,

All right, men! Fire!

All right, mister! You better have a good explanation

All right, now let's try this one together.

All right, people, are we ready to rock the millennium?

All right, people, Mr. Hirohito and Mr. Ose

All right, people, so many people of the class, all right.

All right, Scouts, let's all show Moses our soap sculptures,

All right, that does it! Blow the whole thing up!

All right, that does it! Cartman! That's my grandma!

All right, the fifth graders are gonna be here soon.

All right, then.

All right, this seems pretty open and shut

All right, turd, listen up!

All right, Tweek, we'll teach you how to fight,

All right, we got the test results back, piggy

All right, we made it!

All right, what other cuts do we have to make

All right, would you have sex with your son, to save his life?

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! All right! I killed him! I hit him over the head

All right! Great job, gang!

All right! We did it, Eric!

All right! We'll see you tomorrow for Halloween,

All right! Well, enjoy the spooky docks, kids!

All right? I'm serious here.

All right. All right. Here's your mission.

All right. All right. It's obvious that we have to do something,

All right. Here you go.

All right. Just don't let any of the Elders know that he isn't *******, okay?

All right. Mr. Garrison, have you ever had a friend who got a new girlfriend,

All righty, everyone, we're going to do the entire re enactment again

All righty, everyone!

All righty, Tweek. My little nephew, Stanley, has asked me

All sects of Judaism follow the words of Moses.

All seem to say, ding dong, m'kay

All the Chinpokomon are in stores now.

All the guys are getting their periods

All the magazine ads and television ads

All the s'more schnapps you can drink for a year!

All the screaming and the torture stops As we wait for ol' Saint Nick

All things flow into each other.

All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub!

All we did was watch each other masturbate.

All we ever heard while growing up was:

All we have to do is come up with a new fad.

All we have to do is sneak in the graveyard,

All we have to do is sneak in the graveyard, dig her up,

All we want to do is be like you.

All you activists can go fuck yourselves.

All you ever do is worship Moses, but it says in the Book of Centuries

All you have to do is read the letters. Can you see the letters?

All you need is some popcorn and a needle and thread.

Allow sexual harassment to go on?

Alpha 5 and Gamma 7 will be on recon team.

Alpha will take left flank and flush the bear out of Sector 3.

Alright children, let's get in our rows quickly so we can begin.

Alright, alright, let's get this over with so we can put her back!

Alright, alright, let's try it again. Kenny was standing here.

Alright, alright! Name your price.

Alright, alright! You can be Jesus you tubby crybaby!

Alright, gang, we have to split up and look for clues.

Alright, gang. Looks like we're gonna have to use our special KoRn powers.

Alright, KoRn, you can stop your demonic shenanigans and come downtown with me!

Alright, let's just set her over here behind these boxes.

Alright, that does it, Cartman! That's my grandma!

Alright, that does it!

Alright, then, let's get to work

Alright, we'll see you tomorrow for Halloween!

Alright! Great job, gang!

Alright! Now, let's get to work!

Alright! That does it!

Alright! That does it!

Alright! That does it! God damn stupid ass rainforest!

Alright. Right now, I'm going to be totally seriously, okay?

Alright. The fifth graders are gonna be here soon. Let's get Kyle's grandma!

Am I the only sane person left on Earth?

Amazing! The gestation period was only four days.

Amen.

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"

An alien race?

An ethnic looking child was spotted flying

And a one and a two and a...

And a one and a two and a...

And a one, and a two, and a...

And a one, and a two, and a...

And absolutely dwarfed his penis,

And act like they aren't the ones responsible for the rainforest's peril.

And Alabama Man busts her lip open.

And all he had to do then was create a ghost ship

And all he had to do then was create a ghost ship,

And all one of you lucky contestants has to do

And all over the world people have started to celebrate.

And all your help is so greatly appreciated.

And allowing that band Korn to come play.

And Alphonz Mephesto for his seven assed Galapagos turtle.

And auld lang syne?

And back rubs.

And back to mine eyes, for I am the lamb of God.

And be sure to tell him that his secret is safe with me.

And became a ghost, but a "ghost pirate" is a ghost

And being a separatist sucks ass.

And bring all the Marklar back with you.

And bring Kenny tidings of soap sculptures and macaroni pictures.

And bring some normalcy back to this town!

And Bubby Brister is having a great first quarter.

And build more advanced deflector shields

And Cartman was right, your period is the start of puberty.

And Cartman, you teach Craig.

And causes the other kids to make fun of me and kick my ass.

And change it to the tone Cartman played. Come on!

And charities and put it in your own pockets

And come downtown with me!

And dangle it in front of them on a string..

And democrats make sexual harassment laws.

And do our schoolwork. Now, I'm going to write a sentence

And do you, Veronica, take Chef to be your daddy?

And don't forget to wear a costume tomorrow,

And don't forget to wear a costume tomorrow,

And don't go to store down the block.

And dump trucks,

And everyone is decorating for tomorrow night, HALLOWEEN,

And everyone must pay for that crime. My client, everyone, has been hurt

And everyone whose insecurities sabotage

And everyone whose insecurities sabotage

And father to save your own life?

And finally it does

And found this old ventilation duct. I reckon it's gotta lead somewhere,

And further my career beyond my wildest dreams.

And get proof that Shelly had a boyfriend over.

And get ready for New Year's Eve!

And get some leather holders for our pagers. You wanna come?

And get some Spaceman Greg cards?

And glory of Jesus Christ to those godless aliens.

And go back to Stark's Pond?

And growing and learning from obstacles.

And has no monetary resources, it is the judgment of this court

And have yourself

And he agreed that the millennium is significant to all of us.

And he lifts me up with his gentle arms

And he said, "I need about $3.50."

And he started doing an impersonation of you being a chicken.

And he thinks he's too grown up to hang out with us

And he was all like, "Man, Tweek's a wuss."

And he was all like, "Yeah, he is. He isn't showing up.

And hear the angel's something

And here is a three toed sloth.

And here you can feel the brains.

And here you can feel the warm innards of the body

And here you can feel the warm innards of the body.

And hid the torso under a bridge. I had to do it!

And his little chef's hat on, and he said, "Papa! Papa!"

And hundreds if not thousands of people

And I am here. Goddess Earthly Delights.

And I could pretend I'm somebody's brother, if only for a day.

And I cut up the body! I tried to burn it, but it wouldn't burn!

And I don't think I am.

And I have to go back tomorrow, and I don't know what I'm gonna do!

And I keep mine to myself, oh?

And I let pride get in the way of good judgement.

And I need some food, I'm fading fast!

And I realized that I had done that myself.

And I said, "Well, what kind do you have?"

And I say it's high time we kicked some ass! Who's with me?

And I say you play the flute.

And I think you knew he never did!

And I thought it was totally cruel.

And I wanna make sure that South Park is the best!

And I want to hear you all out.

And I want you boys to come, too!

And I would have been totally pissed off.

And I yelled... I said, "What do you want from us, monster?"

And I'll make sure you get lots of plunder and womens.

And I'll never have to see you ever again!

And I'm finding out all about our goddess powers!

And I'm gonna put on the most amazing

And I'm just here to tell you

And if he gets cranky, just play Tummy Rub Rubs with him.

And if I can't menstruate, then by God,

And if the North wins you're our slave for a month?

And if we use our ears, she can tell us so many things...

And if you don't like it,

And it glows in the dark!

And it has your Christian name printed on it.

And it's from that money that we got our 1.3 million.

And joining our choir, I'll leave information packets up front.

And kick their devil worshipping butts out of town!

And let us put patterns of glue on the outside of those paper plates,

And let...

And look at the damage it caused.

And made fun of by the Union re enactors. Well, I'm sick of it!

And made love to the empty sockets as well.

And made love to the empty sockets as well.

And magic is all I see

And make sure he wipes good after he makes bears.

And make the revisions to the projected music!

And march on to Topeka!

And may I say that we're gonna whup your ass this time.

And nature starts to take its course

And never brought to mind?

And never let poontang come between you and your friends.

And now a special sharing of vows through song.

And now a standoff has ensued.

And now a standoff has ensued.

And now back to Jakovasaurs on Comedy Central.

And now back to the movie of the week, Aliens.

And now back to Wild Animal World.

And now for a special announcement from the President of the United States.

And now here to present the Nobel Prize for Science, here's Nick Nolte.

And now I return to heaven.

And now let's hear from the schoolteacher, Mr. Garrison.

And now on to the weather. It's fuckin hot! Thanks to Randy Marsh, sonofabitch!

And now to clarify how the re enactment should unfold,

And now we got skin cancer all over our hot bodies! Look!

And now, fighting the Frizzies.

And now, here to teach us about the rainforest is... Getting Gay with Kids.

And now, some of our darling local children

And now, the little boy who first discovered the Jakovasaurs,

And now, you as a community have a chance to bring them back.

And O holy night

And once again bathe in the glory of your light. Amen.

And only four... Santa ones!

And over there is our pal Nibblet.

And over there is our pal, Nibblet. Hey, where'd Nibblet go?

And overcoming those problems,

And part of that tax money goes to public schools.

And people must respect it.

And people still roam their damaged homes with disbelief and loss.

And play your heathenistic Halloween concerts,

And play your hedonistic Hallowen concerts, this is what you get!

And pray to Moses for guidance during Jewbilee.

And prepares to insert his lionhood. Notice his large, swollen balls.

And push it from the top.

And putting on a special camp, to show all the Chinpoko Masters

And right wing radical Jimbo Kern,

And rip your goddamn nuts off with my bare hands.

And save me.

And see thousands of Confederates ready to pounce on you

And see you on the battlefield.

And she has trapped our new CBC ship in a

And she says to me, "How would you like to buy some cookies?"

And smotes Moses and all his followers into pillars of dust

And so every December I go to the Middle East and say

And so help me God, South Park Elementary

And so I declare today Randy Marsh day, where we shall remember forever

And so I declare today Randy Marsh day, where we shall remember forever

And so I realized that it wasn't no alien,

And so I think it's time to start it up!

And so time is running out.

And so we salute Randy Marsh and his unified theory of moderation that has saved us all!

And so you see, Scouts, all you need is a bar of soap and a dull knife,

And so you shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet

And so, children, that's why Hare Krishnas are totally gay.

And so, one day, he challenged me to a fight.

And soft serve ice cream.

And some cotton swabs to create the ghosts.

And some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

And someday if we work hard, boys and girls,

And squeeze as hard as they can until they pop like little g****s!

And start the day with history.

And still others

And suddenly give you everything you want.

And support your legal recourses in every way.

And sure enough, here it was.

And teach you all about the teachings of Jesus!

And tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down!

And tell you it's intestines and stuff.

And that can be worse on a child's mind than any vulgarity or violence.

And that is just absurd

And that is why I go to Japan And walk around and say

And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout

And that makes me a sad panda.

And that means only two more months till Christmas.

And that Power Jim doll. And let's see...

And that the infections can be dealt with, with simple antibiotics.

And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen

And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen, until I saw the KOZY FM Halloween Haunt.

And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness monster.

And that would devastate me!

And that, children, is what you need to know about The Facts of Life.

And that's about it.

And that's exactly why you need to go, mmmkay.

And that's good 'cause now we won't drown!

And that's how we'll be making tonight's craft.

And that's my song about the menstrual cycle, Stan.

And that's pretty cool. I mean, that's pretty amazing.

And that's the best turnout ever!

And that's why I wrote a letter to the press,

And the anti Semitic **** will once again rule the Earth!

And the Confederates won the fort?

And the entire town is doomed! And now these messages.

And the monster bent down and said, "I need about $3.50."

And the Nobel Prize goes to...

And the school must give Pip $1.6 million.

And the way his eyes kept looking at me.

And the winner of the costume contest is:

And the winner of the costume contest is...

And then I perioded all over the place.

And then I remembered that lots of grown ups

And then ignite, leading to...

And then it makes your breath smell like poop, and that,

And then Jesus was lead away to Mount Sinai,

And then punched Tweek's mom in the hooters.

And then put her back before anyone notices she's gone.

And then stopped being your friend, and it pissed you off?

And then these aliens had me up on their ship, right?

And then they'll act like they know it and we'll bust them!

And then tried to say they killed themselves.

And then try to get you to tell them stuff

And then when I open it on Christmas,

And then when the Halloween party gets going,

And then you all fall down laughing and I join you, as I find it funny, too.

And then you come back to life in three days. What?!

And then you drank too much and you lost your goddamn voice box, Ned.

And then you gotta get our exclusive video

And then you tell the rest of the world

And then you're left with nothing 'cause you're thinking with your dong

And then, Jesus' Disciple Peter denies he knows Him.

And then, Kenny, Abraham's wife bore him no children.

And there are several more where that came from.

And there goes John F. Kennedy Caroling with his son

And there you shall stay, trapped for all eternity!

And there's not a goddamned thing you can do about it!

And these cool shoes.

And they're creating more trash than we can handle, too.

And this bright, new, shiny bicycle!

And this Chinpokomon is obviously nothing more than a fad.

And this is not Hat san. And you all better start talking

And this is not over. Not by a long shot.

And this person hasn't.

And this person is really bummed out

And this...

And those Jakovasaurs eat three times as much as normal children.

And tomorrow during the Halloween party, we'll come back

And try to be a normal family again.

And usually it ends up hurting a lot of innocent people!

And viewing them as sexual objects.

And visit Pearl Harbor.

And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow

And we all perceived pirate ghosts to be real,

And we can spend the rest of the night making bear sandwiches.

And we have finally come up with a solution. Mr. Marsh?

And we really do have to be his slaves?

And we really need your support on this one, folks.

And we still don't know what "queef" means.

And we think the least God can do is show up for New Year's Eve 1999!

And we were all like, "No, he's not Craig."

And we will be forced to obey him, or die.

And we'll just live with the knowledge that you're both kinda sissies.

And we're going to go through each and every sexual harassment law.

And we're trying to get Bibles to people all over the world,

And we've decided that perhaps a panda

And welcome Saint Nicholas and Jesus Christ.

And what about little Laura, the Williams' kid?

And what do Chinpoko Masters do to the Evil Power?

And what was in those ships all three On Christmas day, on Christmas day

And what we can and can't do in the workplace.

And what we need is the help of everyone out there

And what...

And when I get down from here, I'm gonna kick you both right in the nuts!

And when it's dry and ready With dreidel I shall

And when it's dry and ready With dreidel I shall play

And when one little panda puts his furry little willy

And when we stand tall upon it, we hold our heads high and we yell,

And who's to blame?

And with that, let's all head to Tamarack Hill and put on a good show!

And woodwind virtuoso Kenny G will lead this fantastic event!

And ye who believe in me shall be rewarded!

And you and you!

And you are all little Wickershams.

And you can make nifty soap sculptures like these.

And you can't be happy for me.

And you could kind of watch over me.

And you did nothing.

And you do seem to have a lot of ambition.

And you don't see a problem with that?

And you must be Eric Cartman. I've heard about you.

And you one seven thousand.

And you taught us that helping people is what life is all about.

And you tell us which toy interests you the most.

And you think you're feeling that way forever

And you're all going!

And you're pretty much the cause of it all.

And your friend Kyle simply lied about it.

And, apparently, they still plan to commit mass suicide

And, frankly, I don't think the odds of you marrying a nice, rich man

And, my dear, we're still good bye be de bye ing

And... Let's see..."Comes with..."

Animal cookies, those frosted ones with the sprinkles on them?

Another chance to be in same room with big American penis.

Another couple hours of that

Another one! Another one combusted!

Another Scotch?

Answer the question

Antonio Banderas Blow up Doll! You guys didn't get one!

Antonio, no!

Antonio! No!

Any luck talking to somebody in the house?

Any more than we can kill them all.

Anybody? Sins to confess?

Anyone for some meteor mai tai punch? It packs quite a wallop!

Anything else you want from us, O Great Leader of the People?

Anyway, children, as I was saying,

Anyway, children, in the sentence, "The ball is red..."

Apparently, he'd had it up there for several days.

Apparently, we've got at least five dozen men and women in there

Apples, get it?

Apply the Oppenheimer technique with Tweek, here.

Approaching Marklar.

Approximately 31 hours ago,

Are all redneck queefs from Colorado as stupid as youse?

Are going to perform the Stations of the Cross.

Are gonna commit mass suicide?

Are gonna happen. If you liked Chef, you're gonna love Mr. Derp!

Are people nice in England, Pip? I bet they are.

Are showing up to show their support for Jesus.

Are tearing down thousands of acres of rainforest everyday?

Are those good moral values?

Are those stupid things supposed to be animals or robots or what?

Are we all ready to play?

Are you okay, Salma Hayek?

Are you sure we're going the right way?

Are you sure you can't stay one more night, son?

Are you sure you don't want to play, Stanley?

Are you sure you have to leave so early?

Are you there God? It's me, Jesus.

Are you there, God?

Are you there, God? It's me, Stan.

Are you there, God? It's me, Stan.

Aren't I a great character? My antics go right to the funny bone.

Aren't they cute, you guys?

Aren't those our boys?

Arkansas is where I grew up.

Arkansas?

Arrest that band!

Article 36, section 19.

As Mayor of the fine planet of Australia,

As over four million children play

As President of the Confederacy,

As promised, Mr. Rod "Do You Think I'm Sexy" Stewart!

As sexual harassment lawsuits increase all over the state,

As sexual harassment lawsuits increase all over the state,

As Vice President, I think we better give them what they want.

As we all know, the cause for all of this is Randy Marsh,

As we fight our way northward into the great unknown,

As we will all be making soap sculptures tonight.

As Wickershams and Decklers. Come on, Angels, let's get dressed!

As you can see, this is a perfectly normal party.

As you can see, Your Honour, my client is too upset to continue.

At all.

At first, Jesus was all like "why me?" and he was all pissed off and stuff.

At first, Jesus was all like "why me?" and he was all pissed off and stuff.

At that rate we could repopulate the Jakovasaurs in just a few years.

At the same time on their recorders

At the South Park Docks! Come on down!

At this time, I would like to introduce the woman who is making this all possible.

Atta boy! Now quick, get him again while he's down!

Atta boy! Now quick, get him again while he's down!

Attention, cult people. Do not commit mass suicide.

Attention, everyone! This has only been a test!

Attention, political activists.

Attention! Attention!

August. There's a knock on the door.

Aw, dude, that was just the fifth graders.

Aw, I hate to see little clowns cry.

Aw, nuts! Come on, Ned, this ain't no whore house, it's a hor ROR house.

Aw, you don't have a Christmas tree?

Aw! No, I'm all right, I'm cool, it's okay.

Away in the manger, no crib for my bed

Ay! Help me you sonofabitch.

Baby

Baby, I feel so much better. I feel so alive.

Back away from the spacecraft, children!

Back from extinction.

Back from the brink of extinction.

Bad! Bad monkey!

Bad! That's a bad snake!

Be good.

Be quiet back there!

Be safe Kyle. Bring me something back from the rainforest.

Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another inexplicable episode of Chinpokomon!

Be sure you run around with scissors,

Be ye careful of pride, Jesus.

Be ye not afraid.

Beating me down

Beating me, beating me Down, down

Beating me, beating me Down, down

Because as we all know,

Because Chef is our friend, and now he's paying attention to somebody new?

Because everyone else the same age has gotten their period

Because everyone is suing everyone else

Because Halloween is an abomination of God

Because Halloween is an abomination of God.

Because he doesn't have a nurection, so I wanna get him one.

Because he doesn't have a nurection, so I wanna get him one.

Because honestly, we don't know how to feel.

Because I hate those guys. I hate them so very, very much.

Because I just made a few phone calls

Because it's bad for their Marklar.

Because it's Wild Wacky Action Bike!

Because Lambtron must be very lonely,

Because Lambtron must be very lonely,

Because Mr. Kitty is on his way right now to my mom's party with the picture!

Because my eyes suck, but that doctor likes to torture me,

Because of an acute colon infection.

Because of some confusion over the bell.

Because of some flaw in his looks or personality.

Because of the new millennium!

Because that's what Squirts do! Now shut your pie hole!

Because their particular form of life simply wasn't practical.

Because there are so few Lambtrons in the world.

Because there's a big first prize!

Because there's a big first prize!

Because they're the ghosts of pirates.

Because they've seen the Backstreet Boys doing on it TV or something.

Because you can marry a nice man. And that's why we have Home Ec.

Because you're the Department of Interior Guy now.

Because, you stupid Melvins, they have rad food and desserts upstairs!

Before I snap you in half like the little turd stick you are!

Before making love to it.

Before that evil Korn band showed up!

Before the missionaries do!

Before the New Year.

Before we get redneckicitis or something.

Before we head out to the re enactment battlefield.

Before we load up the bus and head out for Oklahoma

Before we see those New Yorker kids again!

Behold the miracle of childbirth.

Being an activist is totally gay.

Benny, do you think we're gonna be okay? Yeah, everything is fine.

Benny, will you hold my hand.

Besides, your dad and I need some time alone.

Between the green choo choo or the squishy football.

Between this and Home Ec, and we didn't wanna be sissies?

Big panda bear... Big panda bear...

Black darkness fills my icy soul Demons from Hell seek the chosen one

Blessed art thou, my children.

Blimey.

Blood coming out their ass but you

Body like a stone. Mind like meatloaf.

Boo!

Bosley always told the Angels what their mission was.

Boxing! Scary, you guys! I'm gonna have Craig learn martial arts.

Boy, I sure am glad you're here,

Boy, I'm glad to see you. I lost my glasses.

Boy, I'm sure glad everything worked out okay.

Boy, it was rough at work today. I've never seen so much coffee!

Boy, they're really pissed.

Boy, this just keeps getting weirder, doesn't it?

Boy, we really got the President by the balls!

Boy, what a great message he has. When you sue people,

Boyfriend? And they say Kenny had a new girlfriend.

Boys do not get periods.

Boys, as President of the United States,

Boys, come here. I want to explain this to you.

Boys, did you notice anything strange

Boys, I haven't seen you in church lately.

Boys, we need to talk to you about a matter of national security. Now!

Boys, you know how silly that sounds, don't you?

Boys! Please! Not every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos, that's a stereotype.

Breathe you sonofabitch!

Bridge.

Bring out God!

Broncos, let's go!

Broncos...

Broncos...

Brought Marklar?

Burst into flame for no apparent reason, I mean, come on, Amen.

But a ghost pirate is a ghost that later made a conscious decision to be a pirate.

But a negative ionic tractor disruptor to

But Abraham Lincoln's administration would not surrender the fort

But after many hours the Union Army prevailed.

But after that, it starts to get old.

But all of those stories seem kind of gay

But all of you pretty ones won't have to worry about that

But an old stupid party anyways. It's better down here in the kids' room.

But as long as you love me so

But as soon as you start excluding people from your ways,

But Blair and Jo stayed on and got husbands,

But Brister won every game he started in last year.

But bulldozers are destroying their homes. Soon they will have nowhere to go,

But Chef always helps us with our problems.

But Craig is definitely cooler than Clyde.

But don't say anything, because she's pretty sensitive.

But don't worry, we're about to go get them back.

But everyone in South Park wishes they could live in Memphis. Right?

But family is about compromises, m'kay.

But first we just need to inform you about thee people or persons out there

But first, you need to buy some Maxi pads

But for just one day, all is well It's Christmas time in Hell!

But he has taken another step out, Tom.

But I brought some corn for poopity popping

But I can't deal with your accusing stares!

But I can't help feeling like people here know. You know?

But I can't. I never got to say goodbye.

But I don't think Clyde is very cool

But I hate the eye doctor! He always makes fun of me for being fat.

But I must ask,

But I think we've already found a solution.

But I'll hand out these updated contact sheets

But I'm afraid there's no room for you at our company at this time.

But I'm afraid this problem has run very deep

But I'm gonna be Royal Crown Chinpoko Master!

But I'm just a panda.

But I'm not gonna play with it 'Cause dreidel's fricking gay

But I'm not sure Home Economics is right for you.

But I'm seriously.

But I'm still in high school. I told you, I'm a very immature 22 year old.

But if I die, everyone's sins will be forgiven, so I guess it's cool.

But if I stop now, I'd just be going with the group again.

But if it was to save my mother's life,

But if you always fart, you deplete the ozone.

But if you eat fibre on Christmas Eve He might come to your town

But if you want to earn everyone's love, you will have to do it yourself.

But if you've seen one turd, you've seen them all...

But it could just as well be any town on Earth right now.

But it doesn't explain what happened to my mother's body!

But it doesn't explain what happened to my mother's body.

But it doesn't make it true!

But it usually only happens to fat people near open flames.

But it's not fair!

But just remember, that money has to come from somewhere

But Lambtron's power level gives him a good chance of a new fight.

But Lambtron's power level gives him a good chance of a new fight.

But lessons will go on as normal. Any questions?

But let's not forget that for some people,

But me and the gang learned a lot, and we hope you did too.

But me and the gang learnt a lot, and we hope you did, too.

But me and you We'll muddle through

But meanwhile, more and more people

But Mom, I'm playing Wild Wild West.

But Mom, me and Artemus Clyde Frog

But nothing on how to stop them.

But now for our next song, hold on to your boot straps,

But now I'm kinda glad that I fell 'Cause it's Christmas time in Hell!

But now it needs help because it is in pain.

But now it's time to hear from perhaps

But now you need to teach a new message,

But one thing is for sure,

But please give her your full attention.

But probably the biggest event of the millennium

But really we're just normal guys.

But that makes them pirate ghosts!

But that place is for loser mascots that make no sense.

But that was just a little silly trick to see if Abraham would do it.

But the big question that remains is

But the female doesn't leave. Nope, she's moving right in.

But the fire is so delightful

But the kid is going to have to land it somewhere.

But the only eye doctor in South Park is really, really mean.

But the other Jakovasaur talked different.

But then He saw what mattered most was everybody else.

But then He saw what mattered most was everybody else.

But then he went back inside,

But then love goes away

But then something took her body away.

But then, something took her body away.

But these buttholes followed us!

But they're just kids. We can't torture them.

But this is a matter of life and death

But tonight because there's a meteor shower,

But tonight is the exception!

But we can face the turds together Passing by turds whenever

But we can't just make them leave.

But we can't. They'll just shoot at us again.

But we don't even care about the rainforests.

But we don't like her.

But we'll have to wait until dark.

But we've proven tonight that we can all get along.

But we've tried everything, Grandpa. What else can we do?

But what about our clothes? Shouldn't we pack first?

But what happens if there was someone who never went through puberty?

But when I'm babysitting, you're nothing but a little turd.

But when it came to your own son you were just too busy!

But where? Jakovasaurs are big, loud, annoying and stupid.

But why? Why would you quit?

But with the help of the Mayor, we have implemented a plan to help them breed.

But would you mind terribly being Bosley for us?

But you have to believe the basic tenets of Judaism to be a Scout.

But you have to come see me fly tomorrow, Richard.

But you have to come see me fly tomorrow, Richard.

But you have to come see me fly tomorrow, Richard.

But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!

But you will never have a period because you are a man, with titties.

But you, Americans. Wow. Penis so big.

But your synagogue of anti Semites is too strange.

But, Dad, I think this may be my one big shot at a comeback!

But, Mom, I have to tell Chef that he's marrying a succubus.

But, Mom!

But, Mom!

But, really, we're just normal guys. And we all

But, you know, I learnt something today.

But... Oh, I had some bad burritos today.

Butters, is there any way out of here?

Butters? Are you the only one that came back?

Buy all Chinpokomon and you will have happy feelings!

By dancing, singing and killing one another.

By having you bleed out your ass for a few days every month.

By squeezing your balls really hard!

By this crime and must be compensated.

By using some candles, a mirror, and two squirrels.

By using some candles, a mirror, and two squirrels.

Bye bye, now!

Bye, Kenny.

Bye, kids!

Bye, Mr. Hankey. See you next year.

Call a town meeting tomorrow.

Call now and we'll give you this free pin!

Call those boys' mothers.

Called Wickershams and Decklers! Do you want to play?

Caller, you're on the air.

Calm down, Cartman! You found what?

Camp?

Can I come in?

Can I have $5 to buy a football?

Can I have a yellow with a side of white?

Can I help you with something?

Can I help you?

Can pierce thick space hulls in a way that other lasers just can't.

Can we turn that off?

Can you hear them?

Can you hear them?

Can you just tell Chef we were here?

Can you say "Michael"?

Can't it wait till tomorrow, hon?

Can't you see what's happening?

Cancelled!

Cartman got his, then Kenny.

Cartman just hit the button and the ship flew itself.

Cartman, don't be such a baby.

Cartman, I'm the leader of the re enactment fife and drum squad

Cartman, Jakovasaurs are making South Park suck.

Cartman, there is not a sound frequency that makes people crap their pants!

Cartman, wait!

Cartman, wake up, you fat piece of crap!

Cartman, what the hell are you doing?

Cartman, what the hell are you doing?

Cartman, will you stop singing Christmas carols?

Cartman, will you stop singing Christmas carols?

Cartman, you're supposed to bury it.

Cartman! How stupid are you?! Didn't you read the Bible?

Cartman? What the hell are you doing?

Case number 3433.

Catch me, Richard.

Celebrate the holiday season.

Charge!

Checkmate, Cartman! Pretty soon you're gonna be our slave!

Cheerio, Stan, I do say it's quite a nice surprise seeing you here.

Chef looks like a skinny little white guy.

Chef should be here any minute.

Chef, how can we stop all these sexual assment lawsuits?

Chef, I have this friend, see

Chef, this place isn't you!

Chef, we have to talk to you.

Children, do any of you speak Spanish?

Children, friends get girlfriends all the time.

Children, he wants us to follow him.

Children, I've got some great news for you.

Children, meet my new girlfriend, Veronica.

Children, Okay! Let's try to listen to what the rainforest tells us,

Children, that hurts my feelings.

Children, three nights ago I was at the library checking out some books

Children, Veronica has shown me that I'd been living a very empty life.

Children, Veronica's moving in with me.

Children, we're a national choir called Getting Gay with Kids.

Children, you're screwing up my wedding!

Children! It's the Yanagapa!

Chinpoko!

Chinpoko! Buy me! Buy me!

Chinpokomon is super you love toy. Number one!

Chinpokomon is what we strive to be in our hearts!

Chinpokomon!

Chinpokomon!

Chinpokomon! What is Primary Objective?

Chip, did you get revised music for tomorrow?

Choirs suck! Kyle Broflofsky, you watch your language!

Christmas is about the birth of Jesus.

Christmas is here

Christmas is here, bringing good cheer To young and old, meek and the bold

Christmas time

Christmas time has come

Christmas?

Christmas?

Christmastime is presents for me.

Christmastime means presents for me!

Chutzpah Badge, here I come.

Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore.

Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore.

Cleo Broflovski.

Close the door.

Close the lid on sexual harassment in school!

Clyde, can you tell me when Ulysses S Grant was president?

Code 7. We believe we have found the compound.

Collect them all and you can become Royal Crown Chinpoko Master!

Come back here!

Come back.

Come down as soon as you're done.

Come early and enjoy all the Chinpoko fun!

Come in the kitchen, Skyler, there's refreshments.

Come on Benny, breathe!

Come on down! We've got a haunted house

Come on Randy, you said we were gonna drink beer and watch the fight.

Come on up, Wendy.

Come on up, Wendy.

Come on, Angels, we've got a new mission. And this time, it's for real.

Come on, babe. How long have we known each other?

Come on, babe. Let's go to the living room.

Come on, Billy, you boys need a quick history lesson!

Come on, boys!

Come on, boys! You're holding up the bus!

Come on, brothers and sisters We've all got to join together

Come on, Cartman, how much you wanna bet the South doesn't win?

Come on, Cartman! We have to make plans for New Year's!

Come on, children, let's go get some ice cream.

Come on, Craig, come on, kick his ass!

Come on, do you want your laser corrective surgery or not?

Come on, dude, there's got to be something

Come on, everyone, gather around!

Come on, fat ass, we have to go.

Come on, guys, let's get away from these rednecks

Come on, guys. We gotta go tell Chef he's in love with a succubus.

Come on, hurry!

Come on, I'll tell you all about what happened to me...

Come on, Ike! It's time to go to Squirts.

Come on, Kenny. You have to get in the circle.

Come on, kid, we all have to do our part. Even Antonio.

Come on, kid. We all have to do our part, even Antonio.

Come on, kids, let's go find the pyramid.

Come on, let's get you back to civilization.

Come on, loosen up! Meteor showers only come once in a great while.

Come on, Marvin, we got to get your people to Marklar

Come on, Randy, have some s'more schnapps!

Come on, Squirt. We're meeting over here.

Come on, Squirts. We have to help them.

Come on, Stan, you're gonna have a great time.

Come on, they gotta be around here somewhere!

Come on, Tweek, you got him!

Come on, we better hurry!

Come on, we gotta get the house cleaned before your mom gets home.

Come on, we have to find out what queef means!

Come on, we have to find out what's happening.

Come on, we're gonna have to go tell them ourselves.

Come on, you guys, think! How can we scare the fifth graders?

Come on, you guys, think. How can we scare the fifth graders?

Come on, you guys.

Come on!

Come on! Come on! Hello!

Come on! Have a little sip!

Come on! Remember, reading Bible plus accepting Jesus equals food!

Come on! Watch!

Come on!... Good good ass...

Come on. Let's go see how Cartman's doing with his nurection.

Come on. They've got to be around here somewhere!

Come on. We're going to his house!

Come on. You guys know the words.

Come right on in here, Bosley.

Come, Kenny. Come fight for us

Coming out of someone's mouth, or something.

Confederate messenger Butters reporting, sir.

Congratulations. Will you do it?

Cool beans.

Cool! This game rules!

Cool. My name is Stan and I'm the leader of Earth.

Could get their hands on that ship!

Could I borrow one of your rocks?

Could I have your attention please?

Could I just have a few minutes alone?

Could you just hand us some food, please?

Could you run out and grab some of those candles for us?

Could you speed up my development a little?

Courtney Cox, I love you

Courtney Cox...

Craig and I have no reason to fight each other.

Craig how about you?

Craig is way worse than he is

Craig, can I talk to you real quick? Just a second, please, Craig.

Craig, I'm not normally one to get involved in this kind of thing, but,

Craig, what the hell are you doing home?

Crap yourself till you look like Karen Carpenter.

Created by this cup and a piece of cheese.

Cut it out, Ned. That's just disgusting.

Cute little eight pound me asleep in the hay

Cyborg Bill hasn't been cool for a long time, Kyle.

Dad never sexually molested me?

Dad, Dad! They shot at us!

Dad, don't you think our last new house was big enough?

Dad, I don't know what to say.

Dad, I'm supposed to get in a fight tomorrow.

Dad, if some kid at school wants to fight me,

Dad, if the school has to pay you and Cartman $1.3 million,

Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.

Dad, what are you doing? You have to get started.

Dad, where's the phone book?

Dad, you can't leave me here. These guys are total Melvins.

Dad, you've got to work! People are dying dad! You've gotta come up with a solution!

Dad!

Dad! Dad!

Dad?

Dad?

Dammit! How come you're not combusting?

Dammit! What the hell is wrong with everybody?

Dammit! What the hell is wrong with everybody?

Damn it, Billy! This isn't about you having to be slaves!

Damn it, Cartman!

Damn it, Cartman! That's not funny!

Damn it, Skeeter! How come every time a panda bear come in here,

Damn it, this is not Japan!

Damn it, where's Johnston?

Damn it, you don't raise your hand if you don't know.

Damn it!

Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!

Damn it! Damn it, I was so close. Damn it!

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

Damn it! Her boyfriend is here. Don't you believe me?

Damn it.

Damn right, Garrison.

Damn you, Marsh! Get out of town!

Damn, he's quick!

Damn, your eyes must really suck, Cartman.

Damn! Damn, damn, damn! Okay, bear!

Dealing with the memories of your father's sexual abuse

Dear guys, words cannot express how much I hate you guys.

Dear Mr. President,

Dear Ms McCormick, it is with a very heavy heart

Declaring the Confederacy winners of the Civil War.

Defiled how?

Defiled? How?

Demons are nicer as you pass them by

Derp!

Derp!

Derp! Wasn't that silly, kids?

Devil woshippers!

Did that clear things up for you?

Did you bring your special Chinpokomon game controller?

Did you get your Maxi pads, Kenny?

Did you get your period yet, Stan?

Did you guys see a big panda bear in here or not?

Did you happen to catch that ball game last night?

Did you hear that, everybody?

Did you hear that? It sounds like diarrhea

Did you know over ten thousand acres of rainforest are bulldozed every year?

Did you know that right now bulldozers

Did you know that sexual harassment was going on in the classroom?

Did you know that when one little panda

Did you or did you not hear my client

Did you remember all the choreography, Lenny? Yeah, I think so.

Did you see them move?

Did you smoke some of your mom's crack?

Didn't they tell you? I quit.

Didn't you know? There's an old legend in South Park

Didn't you see those nanny videos on TV?

Die!

Die!

Dig her up, scare the fifth graders

Dig up Kyle's dead grandma?

Dig up Kyle's dead grandma?

Digging up bodies to have sex with them.

Digging up bodies to have sex with them. Gentlemen?

Dime a dozen, sphincter loving turds

Ding dong, ding dong, m'kay M'kay

Ding dong, ding dong, that is their song Big joyful ring, all caroling

Disaster.

Do it again!

Do not be afraid. We are not here to tear down your rainforest.

Do not fear, Haman. This night shall be yours,

Do not move, or we will be forced to shoot.

Do what others say

Do you have anything to say, Skyler,

Do you hear me?

Do you know this person?

Do you mind telling me what the hell this is about?

Do you realize what this means?

Do you really like this remote control truck?

Do you think God is going to show up tomorrow night?

Do you think someday I could be a reporter?

Do you understand?

Do you understand?

Do you, Chef, take this woman as your lawful wedded wife?

Do you?

Doctors are telling parents that the virus is nothing to worry about

Does Cleveland like to rock? God damn it, yeah!

Does everybody remember the new lyrics?

Doesn't mean he doesn't care about you.

Doesn't that get confusing?

Doing work out there in parts of Africa.

Don't answer that!

Don't be nasty says the silly bear

Don't burn us, please. Jill Munroe, GFN news.

Don't get too close now,

Don't leave me here! You guys!

Don't look at me!

Don't lose your son over this, Mr. Garrison.

Don't lose your son, m'kay?

Don't matter what we had for dinner, woman.

Don't question my love! My love is as pure as morning snow.

Don't really have any pyjamas, guess I'll just

Don't say that Don't touch there

Don't screw around!

Don't send us to that old kid choir, have mercy Mr. Mackie.

Don't stand between me and my dreams, babe.

Don't stop, Dad, stop!

Don't Sue People Panda?

Don't Sue People Panda.

Don't think about it. We'll just keep playing our game. Raady?

Don't think about it. We'll just keep playing our game. Ready?

Don't worry Kyle! Everything's gonna be okay between me and your mom!

Don't worry you guys! I'm getting a nurection as we speak!

Don't worry, Hope. Everything's going to be fine. Just fine.

Don't worry, Ike. Squirts is fun, and I'll be right over there in the next building.

Don't worry, Kenny, I'll fill you in on our faith on the way up there.

Don't worry, mayor. I'll find the cause. Or else?

Don't worry, Richard. I'm a pilot!

Don't worry, Richard. I'm a pilot. It's what I do.

Don't worry, you guys. He forgot about Kenny. Kenny will help us.

Don't worry, you'll get it some day. Come on, Kyle.

Don't worry. We won't let that happen,

Don't worry. We're about to go get 'em back.

Don't you know it's a...

Don't you see that by trying to stop Halloween

Don't you see that by trying to stop Halloween,

Don't you see? This is exactly what those ghost pirates want us to do!

Don't you see? This is exactly what those ghost pirates want us to do.

Don't you understand that unless you find Christ,

Don't you worry about that!

Don't, Mother. Just don't.

Done, just find out what's happening.

Dopey ass elementary school psychologist?

Dougie pushed that big box out of the way

Down from Tamarack Hill. What ensued was a bloody battle,

Down through the chimney with good ol' me

Down through the chimney with lots of toys

Down with America!

Down with Korn!

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel With dreidel I shall play

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel With dreidel I shall play

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel With dreidel I shall play

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel With dreidel I shall play

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel With dreidel I shall play

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel With dreidel I shall play

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel With dreidel I shall play

Dressed up like General Lee, fat ass!

Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus

Drinking and socializing, experimenting with all kinds of different things.

Dude, all those choirs are the same.

Dude, are we glad to find you! You have to come back

Dude, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Dude, because. You have to stand up for yourself. So will you fight him?

Dude, Cartman can't hit puberty before us!

Dude, Chef's wedding is in three hours.

Dude, Chinpokomon isn't cool any more.

Dude, come on now. Come on.

Dude, do we really want another one of these things hanging around?

Dude, doesn't that hurt?

Dude, have you ever heard of whispering?

Dude, he looks so peaceful without his little orange coat on.

Dude, he's still not dead.

Dude, I am not so sure this is a good thing.

Dude, I can't wait till those New Yorker

Dude, I could have know that.

Dude, I don't think eight year olds are supposed to take hormones.

Dude, I don't want to watch this thing have a baby.

Dude, I hate Mr. Derp.

Dude, I'm glad to see you. You would not believe the night I had.

Dude, I'm not putting on ladies' clothes, and I'm not playing Charlie's Angels.

Dude, I've never seen Cartman care so much about something.

Dude, if four million people play the brown noise at the same time...

Dude, if you collect Chinpokomon,

Dude, it looks like he's tried everywhere in the world.

Dude, it's crowded in here.

Dude, just ask Chef for help. He always knows what to do.

Dude, just take them off

Dude, let's just give up now and accept

Dude, maybe you really don't have any rhythm!

Dude, my eyes are seriously screwed up.

Dude, my mom and dad keep fighting all the time, and everyone says it's

Dude, my mom is so pissed at my dad for going to Kansas.

Dude, not cool. This is scary.

Dude, not cool. This is scary.

Dude, she's perfect. She only died like three months ago, right?

Dude, she's perfect. She only died, like, three months ago, right? Are you insane?!

Dude, Shop class sucks. Maybe we should've taken Home Ec.

Dude, somebody tricked me!

Dude, super weak! I'm not wearing these. The guys will totally rip on me.

Dude, that was Star Trek again!

Dude, that's not cool

Dude, the Civil War re enactment is tomorrow.

Dude, the video game gave Kenny a seizure!

Dude, this is great! You know all the Stations of the Cross, right Stan?

Dude, this is not good.

Dude, this is pretty... right here.

Dude, we're not digging up my grandma! I'll get in trouble!

Dude, we're totally lost. We're gonna die out here!

Dude, what are we gonna do for New Year's Eve? It has to be awesome.

Dude, what if Cartman really does succeed,

Dude, what the hell is going on?

Dude, what the hell is going on?

Dude, when my mom finds out that my babysitters had their boyfriends over,

Dude, you survived all this time on the fat stored up in your body?!

Dude, you're going to get busted for taking this thing.

Dude! Bulldozers rule!

Dude! We'er not digging up my grandma; I'll get in trouble.

Due to recent events around the country, I have been

Dug her up? Why?

Dug her up? Why?

Dump that zero and get yourself a hero.

E heric, it's only Halloween.

Eehh, sure, come in.

Eewww, it feels like cold spaghetti! You guys, it feels like cold spaghetti!

Either I'm Jesus or I'll screw you guys, I'm going home!

Elder Garth, from the synagogue of anti Semites.

Elder Harris from the Hasidic sect

Elder Karn from the Orthodox Synagogue.

Elder Schwartz, I lost the Squirts!

Elder, it's not my fault. He told me he was *******.

Elder, what have you done?

Elder! What are you doing?

Endangered inhabitants of the rainforest.

Enough already! What has Moses ever done for us?

Enough of this waste of time.

Enough, Elder! You will not speak the name of Haman here!

Enough!

Eric Cartman, it is the judgment

Eric Cartman, you be nice to people! Stan Marsh, you mind your manners!

Eric Cartman, you respect others cultures this instant!

Eric Cartman, you say excuse me!

Eric Cartman?

Eric Cartman.

Eric, Costa Rica is a third world country.

Eric, dear, it's what's best.

Eric, I have to tell you something, and it's really gonna bum you out!

Eric, it's important for you to understand...

Eric, it's only Halloween.

Eric, sit down!

Eric, the babysitter is here. Come on downstairs.

Eric, we have to stay together!

Eric, you got glasses!

Eric, you have a little visitor

Eric, your little friends are here

Eric, your little friends are here.

Eric! For God's sake, knock it off!

Eric! What the hell are you doing?

Eric! Your mom's been in an accident!

Eric? Eric, where are you? I miss you very much.

Eric's snookie time is 9:00 sharp.

Especially Kenny

Especially Kenny

Especially Kenny

Even if I found a solution, those people would still all hate me.

Even if I found a solution, those people would still all hate me.

Even if it means we have to kill each and every one of them.

Even if we do live in different places. I don't care. Oh, okay.

Even if we don't know what queef means!

Even in death, she would want to.

Even in death, she would want to.

Even Mao Zedong is under the spell

Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable.

Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable.

Every year we shall gather here in this special place

Everybody has a happy glow

Everybody has their period at a different time

Everybody on Earth... themselves 'cause of you.

Everybody! Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel

Everybody's gonna be so jealous when they see my Chinpokomon!

Everyone else got their period and this person hasn't.

Everyone has committed a crime here,

Everyone is giddy with anticipation for Jesus to come out

Everyone is here so they can feel good about themselves

Everyone is so outraged

Everyone is very excited, because rumour has it

Everyone is very quiet here, Tom.

Everyone, remember your squadron.

Everyone, the word of God is going around the world

Everything's gonna be okay!

Ew, baby, no!

Ew, gross!

Exactly what are you guys doing out here with all this construction equipment?

Except that there actually are a million people.

Excuse me, but what proof do you have that those people inside

Excuse me, gentlemen. Tom Brokaw is here to see you.

Excuse me, how is this helping?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Expert witness, did South Park Elementary

Face it, Mother! He never abused me!

Facing the wilderness, not having to be home until 8:30.

Faithful friends who are dear to us

Fall on your knees

Falling away from me

Fasten your seat belts.

Fat boy...

Fat...

Father in Heaven, please let tonight's show go well.

Father, everyone is starting to pay attention to me again

Father, I need to talk to you

Father, what do you think of all the preparations here at the docks?

Father, what do you think of all the preparations here at the docks?

Father, why did you go to all this trouble?

Father, why did you go to all this trouble?

Father, will you please reconsider and show up tomorrow?

Father, you came!

Fieldy, what are you doing?!

Fight back. Resist the ass!

Fight! Fight!

Fight? No, no, no. Girls, haven't I taught you anything?

Fighting Frizzies, at 11:00.

Fighting isn't going to solve anything!

Fighting the Frizzies, at 11:00.

Fighting the Frizzies, at 11:00.

Find the cause of spontaneous combustion or else!

Fine, we'll see you back here tomorrow.

Fine!

Fine! That's fine.

Fire the cannons!

Fire the cannons!

Fire!

First of all, I have great news. There are over 200 folks from around the state

First prize is an all expense paid vacation.

Fixed! Fixed!

Flush him down but he's never gone

Folks, I'm afraid God can't make it tonight.

Food! I have to have food!

For 22 years now. And for 22 years, us Confederate re enactors

For all my friends

For auld lang syne, my dear

For celebrating Halloween and allowing that band KoRn to come play.

For he is Lord

For he is Saviour

For hours now, the ATF has tried to communicate

For one day we all stop burning And the flames are not so thick

For our galactic cruiser.

For recruits. Some re enforcements are bound to show up!

For several hours before making love to it.

For the Halloween Haunt, but first we just need to inform you

For the last time, my name is not Garrison san, all right?

For the love of God! Get it off me! Oh my God!

For the next week, rather than your normal schoolwork,

For tomorrow night, Halloween!

For whatever reason people are starting to follow me again

Forming in the United States.

Forty seven.

Forward!

Four million third grade students from all over the country

Four?

France!

Free. Free to punish those that imprisoned me.

Freeze, buddy!

Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation

Frizzies, at 11:00.

From all over the country there

From now on our troubles will be miles away

From now on, you are Michael.

From the Northern Italy Cave ****.

From the Orthodox ****, from the Hasidic ****,

From the schools, from taxes, from the state. From you.

Fuck the rainforest! I fuckin hate it! I fuckin hate it!

Furrycat! Donkeytron! Pengin! Shoe! Lambtron!

Garrison, you remember what happened

Gather close together and make it quick We gotta make room for Andy Dick

Gather near to us once more

Gee, that's a good idea. My mom isn't paying you to be a comedian.

Gentle, noble...

Gentlemen, Miss Struthers can see you now.

Gentlemen! I hate to break up the party, but I believe we have a fort to take!

Gentlemen?

Gentlemen?

Get 'em!

Get back inside!

Get down! Get down and party!

Get me down from here!

Get me some more s'more schnapps, I'm gonna be sick.

Get on the wire to every parent around the country,

Get out and do not return. You are no longer welcome here.

Get out, I said!

Get over here!

Get ready, answer the door...

Get the keys and unlock the door!

Getting Gay with Kids is here

Getting Gay with Kids is here.

Getting Gay with Kids is here.

Getting Gay with Kids is here.

Getting Gay with Kids is here...

Girlfriend?

Give it up, Kenny, you're not gonna win the costume contest.

Give it up, Kenny! You're not gonna win that costume contest!

Give me Pengin!

Give me that book! Haman will deal with you!

Give me that!

Give up, fat ass! There's over a hundred National Guard guys here!

Go ahead, snookums.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go away, turd!

Go back inside and tell everyone that they are surrounded.

Go get the door, Kyle!

Go now. You do not belong here.

Go? The meteor shower hasn't even started yet!

God bless those men that fight for their freedom.

God bless those men. And God bless the Confederacy!

God cast me down from Heaven's door to rule in Hell for ever more

God damn it, I don't think you children have been working on your fingering!

God damn it, Kenny, shut the hell up!

God damn it, Kitty. You have to calm down!

God damn it, Mom!

God damn it, now what the hell are we gonna do?

God damn it, what the hell are they doing?

God damn it, you're supposed to trade, you little asshole! Give me Pengin!

God damn it!

God damn it!

God damn it!

God damn it!

God damn it! Now we have to start over!

God damn it! That fat piece of...!

God damn it! There's no more Pengins!

God damn it! Who was that?

God damn it.

God damn it.

God damn stupid hippie activist! I should be home, nestled in the couch

God damn, it's hot out here!

God damnit, mom!

God damnit! Now, what the hell are we gonna do?!

God is going to show himself?

God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum

God only knows what sadistic, backwards third world country

God wants you to send us money.

God, here she goes again!

God, I hate you guys!

God, I hate you guys.

God, I hate you guys.

God, I'm glad you guys know all these pooping outside rules.

God, that was not cool at all, dude!

Goddamn it, Skeeter, shut the hell up.

Goddamn it!

Goddamn. Shut up.

Goddess Moon?

Goddess Moon?

Going down to... With Rumpertumskin

Golly, that sure was fun!

Golly, that sure was swell.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Good bye, everybody, and merry Christmas.

Good idea!

Good idea.

Good idea.

Good morning, South Park!

Good thing you have that video tape of him and Marissa Tomei.

Good! Boys, how would you like to perform the Stations of the Cross this Friday night?

Good! Now kick his balls!

Good! Now who can read Mark 3:19?

Good! Now, get them in our tractor beam!

Good! You deserve to die, you little bastard!

Good.

Good. Bebe, why don't you try this one?

Goodbye, boys. Kyle and Ike, you be safe. And Kenny?

Goodbye, cruel world.

Goodbye, Dad!

Goodbye, Marvin!

Goodbye!

Gosh, it was sure nice hanging out with y'all again.

Got it!

Got it.

Got to buy it! Chinpokomon!

Got you again!

Gotcha again.

Gotcha.

Great and honourable Moses,

Great and noble alien creature,

Great job, gang!

Great Moses, we, your most loyal followers,

Great party, Mr. Mackey.

Great party, Mr. Mackey. Thank you so much.

Great rehearsal, gang. That was really groovy!

Great rehearsal, gang. That was really groovy.

Greetings, Marklars!

Greetings.

Grey skies are gonna clear up

Groovy

Groovy! Could you show us where to set up?

Gross.

Guess I'll call it a night.

Guess I'll just go on up to bed now.

Guess maybe I won't even wear those boxers.

Guess the little pecker doesn't like missionaries.

Guess wha at I got? Antonio Banderas blow up doll.

Guess what I got!

Guys, I'm sorry, but the Halloween Haunt's been cancelled.

Guys, I'm sorry, but the Halloween Haunt's been cancelled. Cancelled?

Guys! Guys! Guys! Fighting isn't gonna solve anything.

Ha ha! You lose, fat ass!

Half his stuff. Two million from the school.

Halloween Haunt so far?

Halloween is an abomination of God!

Halloween is an abomination of God! A celebration of the occult!

Haman! It's me. Garth. I freed you.

Hang a shining star upon the highest bough

Happened because we all followed the group.

Happy golden days of yore

Hark the herald angels sing Glory to me

Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells All seem to say, ding dong, m'kay

Harold R. Pinkerton for his further development

Has grown to over 100 Jew Scouts from all around the country.

Have a seat, Mr. Morris.

Have anything to do with sexual harassment.

Have come from all over the world seeking Jesus

Have gathered for the Save the Rainforest Summit.

Have had to spend the evening being ridiculed

Have I missed anything?

Have they heard the word of Christ?

Have to live on a part of Earth that sucks ass.

Have TVs in their bedrooms, so I walked into Mr. Mackey's bedroom,

Have you been a good boy, Kyle? Have you been making Grandma proud?

Have you boys been sure to pass gas regularly

Have you defiled Jew Scouts by bringing a non Hebrew to Jewbilee?

Have you ever heard of a retreat called the Island of Misfit Mascots?

Have you seen any panda bears?

Have yourself a merry little Christmas

Having a hard time with male potency? Well I don't and I'm Bob Dole.

Having recently been turned into dust and all.

Hay, you're that band KoRn.

He acted like he really liked me. Nobody's ever liked me before

He beats up his wife and sleeps it off, Alabama Man!

He came running up to me with a big smile

He can be brown or greenish brown

He can bowl! He can drink!

He can drink some more! Alabama Man!

He comes from you

He could be earning that degree all his life, while you starve to death

He did it again! You all heard him!

He did take a ship!

He didn't do anything. He was always with his new girlfriend.

He didn't even seem like Chef. He seemed like a empty shell of a man.

He died for your sins.

He doesn't even know that the South loses the Civil War!

He doesn't even view it as a challenge.

He doesn't have a gun.

He doesn't look like he wants to fight me.

He doesn't really have a small penis!

He gives me hope when

He has needs you boys can't fulfill.

He hates me more. He doesn't answer my prayers.

He is reading from the book of Haman!

He is right, it has been getting really hot lately.

He is the Alpha and the Omega.

He just left this sealed piece of paper with a stamp on it.

He made it down!

He molested you when you were a boy?

He must be dealt with.

He must have a huge bone in his ass, then.

He must have a huge bone in his ass, then.

He needs you to send us money so we can help others.

He never did, Mom. Not once!

He plays Sexual Harassment Panda at the schools.

He promises he'll call her tomorrow.

He said it was mammoth, dinosauric

He said something about the Island of Misfit Mascots.

He said, "Garrison san..."

He said, "My imaginary friend, Goo Goo the Dinosaur, wants it."

He saved us. He saved all the ****.

He says you didn't molest him as a child!

He sees all that and assumes that you didn't molest him

He talked about having oral sex with my ass.

He thinks that if I don't molest him, it means I don't love him!

He tricked me.

He wanted your mother all to himself.

He wants a life with me because I make him happy.

He wants to relocate all his species here to Australia.

He was huge!

He won't listen to reason with that hooker around.

He wouldn't let us down!

He'll view it as a challenge when he's getting his ass kicked!

He's a paraplegic but...

He's been up there for like, three weeks!

He's coming out!

He's gonna let me be crucified again.

He's gonna tell you what's right and wrong

He's gotten a little older, but you're gonna see how much he can still rock.

He's making too much money.

He's not done for! He's standing right there!

He's quick, he's strong, he's active!

He's re enacting Jefferson Davis! You can't talk that way to a superior officer!

He's right, boys. Slavery is illegal and immoral,

He's right! Nothin' ever went wrong in this town before that evil KoRn band showed up.

He's right! Nothing ever went wrong in this town

He's seen the love inside of you 'Cause he's a piece of poo

He's so excited about the wedding!

He's the last of his kind, you guys. There's only two of them left.

He's the one that started all this! We have to find him!

He's upset because I didn't molest him!

He's... He's a little starving Ethiopian kid.

Heck, I tell you.

Heh heh, I'm sweet.

Hehey, look what Nibblet sees.

Hell, I've done it, too. With Cameron, here.

Hello and welcome to Voice Box Express,

Hello everybody. This is just a little rehearsal for tomorrow,

Hello, and welcome to Steinburg and Burgstein. Can I help you?

Hello, boys. I heard Eric had laser surgery, so I made him a pie.

Hello, brother David. Do you have any sins to confess?

Hello, children.

Hello, cubs!

Hello, Dad.

Hello, everyone, and welcome to McKemicks.

Hello, everyone, I am Sister Hollis.

Hello, everyone, I'm Petey the Don't Sue People Panda.

Hello, excuse me, but Craig is the biggest troublemaker in our class.

Hello, how are we doing today?

Hello, I'm Abraham Lincoln. President of the United States.

Hello, kids, I'm Hoppy

Hello, Sexual Harassment cubs!

Hello, there, Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Derk.

Hello, there. Who's the cute baby? Who's the fuzzy, huh?

Hello!

Hello! Anybody?! Help!

Hello! I am Suzette, the s'more schnapps girl!

Hello! Welcome! M'kay. This is already a wild party!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hello? Mrs. Hayek?

Hello.

Help me. Help me. This is Salma Hayek, is anybody there?

Help spread the word of Jesus.

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand

Here again your host, Whoopi Goldberg.

Here at his house in South Park.

Here at The 600 Club,

Here comes Rod now!

Here comes the bus.

Here he comes!

Here I have a bowl of human eyeballs.

Here it goes.

Here it is. I just had the hot tub put in last week.

Here look! These are squirrel monkeys,

Here now is the re enactment of that great battle!

Here on Marklar, everyone and everything is referred to as Marklar.

Here the damage is greater than anywhere.

Here we are as in olden days

Here we go.

Here with more on the status of the Jakovasaurs,

Here you go

Here you go, a hundred bucks.

Here, I'll get you some catnip.

Here, in the more arid regions of Africa,

Here, look, okay,

Here! Here! Look at this. It says,

Here's a giraffe and here's a cloud.

Here's a little dreidel That's small and made of clay

Here's a rack to hang the stockings on

Here's one.

Here's the snap, and he's...

Here's their van! Here's their van!

Here's their van! Here's their van!

Hey look over there! Isn't that smoke?

Hey there you guys are!

Hey there, Mister Shintoist Merry... Christmas!

Hey why don't you people quit slacking off and get a job?

Hey you guys! You know what time of year it is? Of course, dumbass, it's Halloween.

Hey, a resurrection! That's what my dad needs!

Hey, aren't you that cute little kid from Jerry Maguire?

Hey, Chef o! We're gonna run down to the office supply store

Hey, come on, we should take a tour

Hey, dickhole, I guess you saw the commercial, too.

Hey, did you see Principal Victoria in there? She looks hot!

Hey, don't feel bad, Stan.

Hey, dudes.

Hey, dudes.

Hey, give that back!

Hey, guys, let's all play a game of grab ass!

Hey, guys. How're you feeling?

Hey, guys. Uh, check out this kick ass cool costume.

Hey, here comes Stan.

Hey, Hitler, what's the matter, little guy?

Hey, I got an idea. We should set a groovy trap!

Hey, I got an idea. We should set a groovy trap.

Hey, I love mai tais!

Hey, I might have been stillborn but at least I got better.

Hey, I shot you, Ned! You have to fall down!

Hey, I'm feeling tired My time is gone today

Hey, I'm the leader of Earth!

Hey, it's a bear!

Hey, it's a fire. That means there must be people.

Hey, Jakov, could you run down to the store and get some more pretzels?

Hey, Jakov, how's it going?

Hey, Kenny, can I borrow one of your gloves?

Hey, Kenny.

Hey, Kenny.

Hey, Kenny.

Hey, Kenny.

Hey, Kenny.

Hey, kids, I'm Jimmy the Don't Hold onto a Large Magnet

Hey, kids! Only one more day till the Chinpokomon camp.

Hey, Las Vegas is a pretty cool place for us mature people.

Hey, laser corrective surgery. Thanks, Chef!

Hey, like, it's just some kids.

Hey, look at the freaking Eskimos in their little hats and gloves!

Hey, look at the prostitutes you guys!

Hey, look! Ned's doing his trick again!

Hey, maybe that's it, Kenny, maybe you're Costa Rican,

Hey, maybe you can go with me. Then it won't suck so hard.

Hey, maybe!

Hey, Mom, I'm sorry I went a little nutty with that Chinpokomon stuff.

Hey, Mr. Withdrawn, you might not need to talk about it, but I sure do.

Hey, Ned, a package came for you today from Voice Box Express.

Hey, Ned, look what I bought you.

Hey, not so fast!

Hey, our parents aren't religious fantastics.

Hey, quit screwing around back there. You're horsing.

Hey, Stan, look at my new bumper sticker!

Hey, that Bible sounds like kind of a good book!

Hey, that Bible sounds like kind of a good book!

Hey, that sounds fun!

Hey, that's because we need Bosley.

Hey, there, Mister Hinduist Merry..

Hey, there, Mister Muslim Merry... Christmas

Hey, there's Antonio Banderas! He'll help us!

Hey, there's Antonio Banderas! He'll help us.

Hey, there's some more schnapps over here!

Hey, there's some more schnapps over here!

Hey, Tweek. Dude, Craig chooses you. He wants to fight.

Hey, wait a minute

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, wait! That doesn't count as our question, does it?

Hey, welcome to the party.

Hey, what are we gonna do? They shot at us. They really shot at us.

Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Hey, what's that guy doing?

Hey, what's the matter there, Garrison?

Hey, where'd Nibblet go?

Hey, yeah! What's that song she always sings?

Hey, yeah.

Hey, you got a cold, Jonathan?

Hey, you got a cold, Jonathan?

Hey, you guys wanna go to the toy store after school

Hey, you guys, we've got a big problem!

Hey, you guys! Check out my sweet Chinpokomon doll!

Hey, you guys! You know what time of year it is?

Hey, you son of a bitch. I'm gonna kick you square in the...

Hey, you're screwing around too much!

Hey, you're that band, Korn.

Hey! Beautiful woman!

Hey! Don't call me a little piggy!

Hey! Don't call me fat!

Hey! Eight year old!

Hey! Get off of him! He's not dead yet!

Hey! I don't wanna be Jesus anymore!

Hey! I found it! You guys, I found it!

Hey! I said guess who's busted?

Hey! I was under duress!

Hey! I'm going to take your Roostor and put it in this bag,

Hey! I'm the one who's been standing out here with this gay guitar

Hey! Is that a good idea?

Hey! Like, it's just some kids.

Hey! My dad is pretty cool, too!

Hey! Panda bear!

Hey! Shut your mouth, fat ass!

Hey! That was Kyle that went number two in the urinal!

Hey! That went really well. They really liked it.

Hey! That's it, Kenny!

Hey! That's Starvin Marvin!

Hey! Wait a minute! I've got a great idea!

Hey! We don't take kindly to cases being dismissed around here.

Hey! We don't take kindly to folks that don't sue people around here.

Hey! What are you doing?

Hey! Who was that? Who came to the door?

Hey! You can't just hit a drum, you have to beat the... out of it.

Hey! You must be Roostor.

Hey. Nothing changes between us, right? I mean, we're still friends?

Hey. Who's that?

Hey. You sons of bitches! Get back here!

Hi mom.

Hi think that's a sweet idea!

Hi, Eric! Okay! Bye, then!

Hi, honey! I'm home!

Hi, Jakov.

Hi, kids. I'm home.

Hi, Kyle.

Hi, we're here to visit our good friends, Tweek and Craig.

Hi, you guys. I love new friends.

Hi. Is Chef here? We have to talk to him.

His name is Starving Marvin.

His smell and his spirit lingers on

Hit something nice and solid, now.

Ho ho ho! Who wouldn't go? Ho ho ho! Who wouldn't go?

Hoh, dear God!

Hold it right there! Whatever it is you are intending to do, do not do it.

Hold it, Squirts. This is where we'll set our trap.

Hold on a second, Carrie...

Hold on a second. Are you actually suggesting

Hold on just a minute! This is Derek Smalls reporting.

Hold on, guys!

Hold on, guys!

Hold on, I'll see if I have $3.50!

Hold on, kids!

Hold on, kids.

Hold on. I'll get my shotgun.

Hold still, Ike. We have to get you dressed.

Hold your fire! Okay.

Hold your horses, guys.

Hold!

Hold! Look over there!

Holy crap!

Holy crap! They have photon torpedoes!

Holy crow! I've never seen anything like it.

Holy me, tender and mild Sleep in heavenly peace

Holy...

Holy... Whoa!

Holy..., dude, Cartman's right!

Honestly, I don't see what they find so amusing about those things.

Honestly, I think you guys need some work.

Honey, can I get a new wardrobe?

Hooray, then!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Hooray!

Hooray! Children!

Hooray! Jakov is staying, you guys!

Hop up on the chair.

Hope and Jakov are the last of their kind.

Hope.

Hope. Why, that's a perfectly beautiful name.

Hormones?

How about finkleroy?

How about if someone made you have sex with your mother

How about Marvin!

How about this one, Kenny?

How about...

How are we all doing, today?

How are we gonna raise money to get into the Chinpokomon Camp?

How can we get it from him?

How come I haven't gotten my period yet?

How come they're acting that way, Stan?

How come they're laughing and falling down and such?

How come we have to make macaroni pictures?

How come you "types" are always wearing

How come you didn't help me?

How come you didn't show up to the fight, Tweek?

How come you eat bamboo,

How come you wanna take Home Ec, Kenny?

How come you're not dead yet, Cartman?!

How come you're not yelling and whining?

How come your head is looking so funny looking?

How did this happen?

How do we trap a bunch of pirate ghosts?

How do we trap a bunch of pirate ghosts?

How do you like that, huh?

How exactly are we gonna use her to scare them?

How exactly are we gonna use her to scare them?

How have we angered you Lord?!

How he freed us all from the threat of spontaneous combustion.

How long do you expect the fight to last?

How much you think a bus ticket back to Colorado is gonna run?

How much you wanna bet?

How should we split up?

How stupid do you think we are?!

How to destroy the Evil Power.

How was school today, Son? That's great.

How would like some fish sticks and Tater Tots?

How would you like a big panda punch in your puss?

How would you like a big panda punch in your puss?

How'd he know that?

Howdy ho

Howdy ho, folks! We're gonna do something a little bit different tonight.

Howdy ho!

Howdy ho!

Howdy ho!

However long Craig wants it to last.

Huh? He doesn't hate you. He hates me.

Huh? No...

Hurry up and buy me!

Hurry, Kitty! You're my only hope.

I ain't supposed to tell you that.

I am a little piggy

I am Department of Interior Guy and I have authority.

I am forced to find you guilty.

I am having a goddamn distinctive honour!

I am Marklar, leader of the Marklar.

I am Marklar!

I am not going to be bossed around by a chick!

I am President Hirohito.

I am putting this picture of the babysitter and her boyfriend on your collar.

I am running Jewbilee now.

I am running Jewbilee now.

I am sorry, my son.

I am tired of seeing you in my office, young man.

I am whispering.

I am, I know that!

I am?

I am? I am, huh! I never knew the depth of my scientific genius until now!

I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty. Thank you.

I believe so, yes.

I believe that the goddess in me is my spirituality because...

I believe we saved the day!

I bet his mom wishes she could do that

I bet we could too.

I bet we could!

I called you an ass sucker!

I can do this. I have to do this.

I can just say I got my period, 'cause I really will get it someday.

I can make a Mr. Hankey, too

I can't be happy. You ruined the re enactment!

I can't be the last one to get it, I just can't

I can't believe I trusted him. I'm so stupid!

I can't believe it!

I can't find the word "queef" anywhere!

I can't hear you, Ned. You don't have a trachea.

I can't hear you! I said how are we all doing?

I can't help it. I see your pretty lips, and I want to kiss them.

I can't help what I am.

I can't keep up.

I can't take it, Mayor!

I can't teach our kids anything.

I can't tell you how excited Rod Stewart is about this millennium concert.

I can't wait to see them crap their pants in front of everybody, you guys!

I can't watch the meteor shower with you, Kenny.

I can't. They're stapled to my head.

I charge $5 for the first hour, 5% bumps every hour after that,

I cherish you almost as much as I cherish my guitar.

I come in Marklar!

I could not say goodbye to her, and so now,

I could watch it all day!

I could've been home by now!

I couldn't concentrate the rest of the day.

I crapped my pants!

I desire macaroni pictures.

I desire popcorn necklaces.

I desire...

I didn't do it because it's wrong!

I didn't do squat.

I didn't know they was inviting rednecks to this event!

I didn't know we were doing all that damage.

I didn't say that. I mean... I don't know.

I didn't! You knew I didn't!

I do

I do not know how that happened.

I do not know how this could happen, but rest assured

I do?

I don't believe I've heard of the anti Semitic sect of Judaism before.

I don't care.

I don't feel so good.

I don't have food in my braces.

I don't have to sit here and listen to this!

I don't have to sit here and listen to this!

I don't know about this, I think I'll reconsider.

I don't know how you treat your other babysitters,

I don't know what the hell they're talking about.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to say...

I don't know, children.

I don't know, Craig. I don't know. But now he's over there,

I don't know, dude. I'm gonna have to go look in the Bible.

I don't know, is that good or not?

I don't know, is that good or not?

I don't know, Skyler.

I don't know, you guys, that hammer thing was pretty funny.

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know. But I suddenly kind of want to own them all.

I don't know. Chinpokomon just doesn't seem that cool any more.

I don't know. I like South Park a lot.

I don't know. This map doesn't make any sense.

I don't know. This place is kind of nicer than Stark's Pond

I don't like kids that screw around. You screw around in Shop class,

I don't need your Chutzpah Badge anyway!

I don't remember.

I don't think Ike wants to go to Squirts.

I don't think it's funny! This place is overcrowded, smelly, and poor!

I don't think my mom would want me doin' this.

I don't think my mom would want me doing this.

I don't think that's possible, piggy. Not with your eyes.

I don't think they're gonna come out.

I don't wanna burrito, I wanna taco. Supreme.

I don't wanna get emotionally attached, though.

I don't wanna go to this stupid party!

I don't want to be the only kid who doesn't get his period

I don't want to be the Squirt leader, but I don't have a choice.

I don't want to hang out in the kids' room. I won't know anybody.

I don't. I made it up.

I feel closer to you than I ever have!

I feel like I have a real shot at a comeback, God.

I get the point! Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!

I got a Christmas present!

I got a Christmas present!

I got a Christmas present! I got a Christmas present!

I got it! I got my Chinpokomon game controller!

I got my period and you guys didn't!

I got my period and you guys didn't!

I got my period!

I got to buy, buy, buy!

I got you!

I gotta get fitted for my britches. Be right back.

I guess if there's just one thing I have left to say, it would be this.

I guess it would be at the liquor store.

I guess now we can all celebrate the New Year, huh?

I guess the best thing we can do is just let them go until they get sick of it.

I guess there'll be some younger kids there, too, if you wanna go.

I guess there's nothing we can do. Chef likes her more than us.

I guess we don't know exactly how Jakovasaurs mate.

I guess we drank it all.

I guess you don't care about what Tweek said about your mom.

I guess you don't care what Tweek said about your guinea pig.

I had a steak wrapped with bacon last night.

I had to hang out all night with these frigging Melvins!

I had to learn all this on my own.

I hate him the most

I hate it! I want out! I want out!

I hate republicans!

I hate Stan and Kyle!

I hate to say it, but I think Priest Maxi was right.

I hate to say it, but I think Priest Maxi was right. This is what we get

I hate you guys

I hate you guys

I hate you guys so much. So very, very much.

I hate you guys so very, very much. Yours, General Cartman Lee.

I hate you guys.

I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay

I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay

I have a lot of demons that I need to face, Father.

I have a message for you from the battlefield.

I have a surprise for you.

I have a surprise for you.

I have a surprise for you.

I have a surprise for you. Don't worry, Richard. I'm a pilot.

I have a... I have... I have a...

I have given it much thought, my children, and you are right.

I have had it with you! This is the happiest time of my life

I have it! I have the question!

I have managed to artificially inseminate Hope with your semen.

I have no idea

I have only been bored

I have only one gift to give. The gift of song.

I have semen? Where's their boat?

I have some things I really need to talk to you about.

I have spoken to my father in heaven

I have the infidels in my sights!

I have this buddy. He sat and watched another guy play with himself.

I have to become Royal Crown Chinpoko Master!

I have to buy a ticket! I have to buy one, a ticket!

I have to call my friends over. They're never gonna believe it.

I have to find out what causes spontaneous combustion or else.

I have to get a Chinpokomon doll before everybody else does,

I have to get the first one, or else people won't think I'm cool!

I have to go number two.

I have to go to Jewbilee.

I have to hang out with the older crowd, because now, I'm mature.

I have to leave soon, Eric.

I have to make love to you, right now.

I have to think about planes dropping bombs,

I have to wear these bandages for three days

I have to write on the chalkboard with this rusty nail.

I haven't bought one of you yet, but I'll bet you can transform

I haven't seen my father for 23 years.

I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East

I honestly don't know what you see in these things.

I hope you give them the chair!

I hope you got about a thousand dollars to pay for my house!

I I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?

I invited the guys in the band over so that we can practice.

I just feel so strange. I know it's ridiculous,

I just love helping people.

I just miss being able to party.

I just say that because you're my little buddy

I just want a nurection so I can give it to my mom.

I just want to know it meant something to you.

I just wanted to bring that little malfunction to your attention.

I just, I can't. I know, I have genital warts.

I knew I needed legal help.

I knew it was a turd trick, and I opened the door

I knew they would!

I knew you sent the cat, and that's why I went outside and got him!

I know Chef is your friend, but Chef is a grown man.

I know exactly where Sally Struthers is!

I know how to get our kids to stop liking Chinpokomon!

I know it's difficult.

I know it's hard, Eric. But I've learnt something today.

I know this Chimpookoman fad is causing a lot of problems,

I know who you are and what you stand for

I know who you are and what you stand for!

I know you all hate me, but please, for your own sake, fart in moderation.

I know you're really busy with things,

I know, but I want to make love to you, right now.

I know, but there's, like, 300 Jesus Christmas songs

I know, but why do they have to take it out on us?

I know, I know.

I know, I know. I'm sorry, children, but we can't afford chalk any more.

I know, it's probably gonna be the biggest night of our lives!

I know! A t ree!

I know! I wanna know why not!

I know! Your Antonio Banderas Love Doll!

I know. I'm still trying to find my old one.

I know. Let's have everyone who enjoys having obstacles in their life,

I know. The hardest thing to do is get kids to wear their glasses.

I like going to school now. Jakovasaurs are so cool.

I like school.

I look like a... idiot up here.

I lost

I lost

I lost all the Squirts. But screw you!

I lost my voice box.

I lost the Squirts!

I love this woman and I am marrying her!

I love you Therefore, vicariously, he loves you

I love you, Richard. See you soon.

I made you out of clay

I made you some cookies, Richard

I mean, it seems to me this Chinpokomon thing

I mean, look at all the media,

I mean, she helps people, you know?

I mean, what kind of scumbag asshole dates 12 year old girls?

I might not even get to be their friend any more!

I most certainly do! The cause of global warming is...

I must buy them all! I must buy them all!

I must rally the men onward to Missouri. Because I will not stop until

I must say goodbye to all of you, for I am all out of nicotine gum.

I need to get a nurection for my dad.

I need to get a nurection for my dad.

I need to know some things.

I need you. Please, Jakov...

I never got to say goodbye. I never got to say goodbye!

I never sexually abused you!

I open it, and there is this cute little Girl Scout.

I own a toy store in America.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States

I prayed to him every day. And he never answered me.

I pulled his underwear over his head.

I read all about this in Newsweek, this is a people's army,

I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incinerate me.

I remember when Chef was just a three year old little man.

I said, "Chef, why do you need $3.50?"

I said, "Damn it, monster, you stop bugging my children, now!

I said, "Damn it, monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no $3.50!"

I said, "I ain't giving you no $3.50, you goddamn Loch Ness monster!

I said, "Oh, now it's only $2.50?

I said, "What do you need, Chef, my boy?"

I said, "What do you want from me, alien?"

I saw some show where they made fun of Sally Struthers' weight

I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day in the morning

I saw three ships come sailing in On Christmas day, on Christmas day

I saw two guys kissing in a park,

I saw you get the picture back from Mr. Kitty,

I say, "Get out of my bedroom poontang, before you suck my life dry."

I seriously hate Stan and Kyle!

I shall persevere and make Stan and Kyle my slaves.

I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning, and he assured me

I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "R."

I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "T."

I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter P.

I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter T!

I suggest you contact your boy!

I suspect you're talking about the dramatic heat wave.

I tell you, Mayor, these Japanese are trying

I tell you, those Japanese really know how to market to kids.

I think a trip to Hawaii would really improve our sex life.

I think Chinpokomon is Chinpokorrific!

I think Clyde is kind of cool.

I think Craig is pretty cool

I think he's trying to tell us that

I think I like you. Really?

I think I would have to have sex with my father.

I think I'm going to win everybody back

I think I've got this groovy mystery solved!

I think I've got this groovy mystery solved.

I think if someone said,

I think it might clear things up for you.

I think it will bring my Father's children back to their faith

I think its name is Joon Joon.

I think not. I'm gonna show this picture to my mom when she gets home!

I think people that have a brother or sister, don't realize how lucky they are.

I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool.

I think that goes without saying

I think the Jets are gonna be the team to beat this year in the AFC.

I think this will be very good for you.

I think we could get a lot more out of this than half of Stan's belongings.

I think we're gonna have to move in, sir.

I think you know why we're here.

I think your music and Halloween is an abomination!

I think your music and Halloweenn is an abomination!

I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.

I thought I told you to shut up!

I thought I was just a normal person like all of you, but...

I thought it would be exciting and maybe it was,

I thought it would be implied.

I thought we agreed what happened in the hot tub

I thought you weren't supposed to run around with scissors.

I told you guys! Here it is right here! "The brown noise."

I told you to shut up!

I told you Tom Brokaw doesn't have a moustache, fat ass!

I told you, fat ass.

I told you. The meteor shower is the time of Haman!

I understand that you found some kind of ship from an alien race.

I used to call you guys Melvins, but you're just kids like me.

I wanna go home! I hate the rainforest!

I wanna go home.

I wanna see if Jakov wins that game show.

I wanna touch the sky, Richard.

I want everyone to keep a safe distance from the craft

I want this...

I want to be just like Alabama Man!

I want to commend you for stopping the rebel uprising.

I want to know what the hell you people are doing

I want to welcome you all.

I want you to find out why.

I want you to meet my friends.

I warn you, Mr. Evans, Tom Morris takes his job a little seriously.

I warned you! I told you this would happen!

I warned you! I told you this would happen!

I was archery class esquire at Stratfordshire!

I was chosen for my mission work to come here to Africa

I was just asking you what you're up to with these toys.

I was just in the hot tub.

I was just testing you guys.

I was overcome with my new popularity,

I was really scared there for a second.

I was really scared there, for a second.

I was with my class, and we got all lost in the rainforest,

I was wrong!

I wasn't good enough for you, was that it, Dad?

I wasn't saying anything about their culture, I was just saying there city smells like ass.

I wasn't sleeping. I was just thinking really hard.

I wasn't the girl that caused him to combust,

I welcome you to our fine

I went to my son's room, and sure enough,

I will allow you, my children, to ask me one question.

I will answer another on New Year's Eve in the year 4000

I will make sure it does not happen again!

I will need to examine Hope once more to see if the process worked.

I will!

I will! Goodbye, Mom!

I wish we could find a way to get back at those New Yorker kids!

I wish. That's the one thing I've always thought of experimenting with.

I won't let it change our friendship.

I wonder how come Cartman's not in school today.

I wonder why Kenny didn't want to take Shop class.

I would do anything to stop this wretched, unholy holiday!

I would do anything to stop this wretched, unholy holiday!

I would have sex with myself.

I'd just given him $3.50 the week before.

I'd say my Christmas special is going super fantastic.

I'll act all surprised, like, "Oh, Mother!

I'll act all, like, surprised, like:

I'll be right back.

I'll bet we could take Topeka right now and prove them all wrong!

I'll go get my grandpa, he'll help us.

I'll go on your bastard trip but just don't look at me!

I'll just be going up to bed now.

I'll keep it at my house.

I'll leave the door open a little in case you

I'll make you pay for making me come out here. God damn it!

I'll never be able to prove that son of a bitch was here!

I'll pass. I don't drink hard alcohol.

I'll take care of them!

I'll tell you what...

I'll think about it, hon.

I'll try to make it spin It fell, I'll try again

I'm 2,000 years old but I feel like I'm 28 again.

I'm a really sad panda.

I'm a sad panda, too.

I'm a sad panda.

I'm afraid I was grading papers pretty late and...

I'm afraid the law states that the school must be held responsible.

I'm afraid we're just going to have to let you go.

I'm also very proud to announce that this year's alcohol sponsor

I'm Amanda. How may I help you?

I'm asserting myself. It's tough love.

I'm Captain Bly!

I'm Captain Bly! You landlubbers had better stay away from the docks,

I'm Captain Bly! You landlubbers had better stay away from the docks,

I'm Chef's father! We just flew in for the wedding!

I'm Don't Sue People Panda with an important message for you!

I'm eight.

I'm getting in for a while, too! Geronimo!

I'm glad we can do business.

I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time

I'm going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind

I'm going to marry Chef tomorrow

I'm gonna be the toughest master of them all!

I'm gonna bust this door down!

I'm gonna call Mom and tell her that the babysitter

I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?

I'm gonna die up here.

I'm gonna do something about it!

I'm gonna get her, Kitty. Mark my words!

I'm gonna go kill some ants or something.

I'm gonna go see if I'm bleeding out my ass.

I'm gonna go take some more hormones.

I'm gonna kick your ass, m'kay?

I'm gonna sign up all four of you.

I'm gonna take you shopping and buy you lots of bad ass stuff.

I'm gonna try to ride it all day long but I'm gonna fail

I'm gonna turn my flashlight on.

I'm having some troubles at home.

I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind

I'm here to get the big story, the big scoop!

I'm just fast asleep.

I'm just gonna take them off as soon as I leave.

I'm just here for an eye exam, all right? Keep your fat jokes to yourself

I'm kind of making a comeback!

I'm locking you in your room till we get back in, turd!

I'm making us some lunch right now, Eric.

I'm Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo

I'm not bleeding out of my ass!

I'm not even supposed to have my period!

I'm not going to molest you!

I'm not gonna let you change on me, Randy.

I'm not gonna sit around and be the only periodless eight year old boy.

I'm not hot tubbing. I have nothing to wear.

I'm not listening!

I'm not sure this blatant commercialism is good for our boys.

I'm off to the Island of Misfit Mascots.

I'm one with the birds

I'm one with the birds and magic is all I see

I'm over here! Please help me. I will reward you greatly.

I'm preparing my speech for when they call me up to congratulate on me

I'm scary Grandma!

I'm Sergeant Larson of the National Guard!

I'm seriously, you guys!

I'm seriously.

I'm sick of those fifth graders scaring us all the time!

I'm sick of those fifth graders scaring us all the time.

I'm so glad I don't have your job.

I'm so in love with you, Richard.

I'm so proud that you're a part of the four million child recorder blow.

I'm sorry honey...

I'm sorry, did you say something, Skyler?

I'm sorry, toots.

I'm sorry, we couldn't save your son.

I'm standing now with Danny Ganz, the Commander of the ATF.

I'm sure that together we can make this millennium party

I'm sure they'll be very interested

I'm telling you guys, suing people kicks ass.

I'm the best! Yeah!

I'm the guy who's gonna put a boot up your ass,

I'm throwing the case out. Case dismissed!

I'm tired of losing this battle!

I'm very happy for them both. Oh, there I go...

I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon videotapes.

I'm Willy the Don't Stare Directly into the Sun Worm.

I'm worried that if you don't do something, it could kill him.

I'm your guide, Dr Spookalot. Allow me to show you around the lab.

I'm your guide, Dr. Spookalot. Allow me to show around the lab. Cool!

I'm your school counselor, m'kay.

I'm, for one, am not farting anymore!

I've become a man! I started puberty, you guys!

I've come to ask you about the sexual abuse, Dad.

I've got a barn it can stay in.

I've got to buy all the Chinpokomon so I can destroy the Evil Power, oh?

I've got to buy Chinpokomon! I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it!

I've got to buy Chinpokomon...

I've got to buy it! I've got to buy it!

I've got to buy it! I've got to buy it! Chinpokomon!

I've got to buy them all, so first I better go to Hawaii

I've got to catch a plane to Las Vegas to see the Rod Stewart millennium show.

I've got to collect all Chinpokomon!

I've got to collect them all, so I can become

I've got to... Buy them...

I've heard about this! This is spontaneous combustion!

I've never been to England, but I'll bet the people there are real nice.

I've tried talking to him, but he doesn't want the lawsuits to stop.

If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said,

If anything happens to it, my mom will know I opened it early!

If anything happens to it, my mom will know I opened it early.

If God answered all our prayers,

If God just fixed everything for us,

If he has more than four credit cards, that's a little fishy.

If he really is who he says he is,

If he summons Haman, it will be the end of everything we hold dear.

If he summons Haman, we will all be destroyed.

If his little woogums get cold, you can turn up the heat over here.

If I don't get my period

If I told you that, why I'd be a no good Yankee son of a bitch.

If I'm not mistaken, it's over near the Jenkins' place.

If it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric?

If Jakov and Hope don't have kids, their race will become extinct.

If Jesus comes out of his house and is not scared by his shadow,

If Marklar, here, wants to bring his Marklar to Marklar,

If she doesn't get that heart valve operation, she could die.

If the fates allow

If the South wins, me and Stan have to be Cartman's slaves!

If there's one thing we like more than playing music,

If this doesn't drive them out, nothing will!

If we allow that demon band to play on this most unholy of holidays,

If we allow that demon band to play on this most unholy of holidays,

If we can hold on to the night

If we can hold on to the night

If we can hold on to the night

If we save her, I am going to take off her pants and play Slip 'n Slide.

If we set it on fire, they'll have no choice but to come out.

If you build it...

If you call me piggy one more time, I'm going to leap out of this chair,

If you do not meet our demands, we will be forced to show the video tapes

If you don't get outside right now and tell those army guys

If you don't shape up, mmmkay, and get your head straight...

If you ever want to see this little thingy again,

If you guys love Moses so much, why don't you marry him?

If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars.

If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet,

If you would let Marvin and all his people come live here.

If you would like a tour of the fort,

If you wouldn't mind

If you'll pardon the pun. But actually right now

If you're not putting out, then I'm moving on.

If you're over there, then how could you be over here?

Ike, can I talk to you?

Ike, I don't know what to do

Ike, you behave!

Ike, your brother Kyle was in Squirts and so was I.

In 10 minutes, this room is going to fill up with water and drown everybody.

In a few days I'll wrap it back up, and then when I open it on Christmas,

In a few days, I'll wrap it back up,

In a manner that I can understand!

In a world that's full of turds

In a world that's full of turds

In another panda's ear,

In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus' birthday

In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus' birthday

In case you haven't noticed There's festive things to do

In each town they pass through, and rapidly growing in number!

In every city around the country. How bad can they be?

In fact, there's a mission right over there

In fact, Veronica can help me. She's a great singer, too!

In fact, you can make an even stronger statement by saying to your peers,

In her decomposing flesh, leaving her to look something

In his fourteen Stations of the Cross, and it says we can make costumes out of sheets.

In local news, a stomach virus is going around

In national news, a frightening radical group from Colorado

In our costumes and use her to scare the fifth graders!

In sumo, your body must be like a stone

In the blue, the Union from the North.

In the future are very, well, good.

In the meantime here's a KOZY hit by Barry Manilow.

In the meantime, here's a KOSI hit by Barry Manilow.

In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon

In the trouble their boys have been up to.

In their life which they can overcome go this way,

In those ATF sons of guns, I can tell you.

In three hours.

In what is quickly becoming known as

In which to once again crucify our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ.

In your ass, Eric. Perhaps you should consider sumo as a profession.

Including killing people and wreaking havoc all over South Park?

Including killing people and wreaking havoc all over South Park?

Innocent children trapped inside.

Instead of our normal thing,

Instructed to teach you all about sexual harassment in school.

Interesting.

Interesting. Stan's asthma inhaler! I want that!

Into fighter pilots, who will soon fly to Hawaii and attack Pearl Harbor.

Into Roostallion if you found Diamond Skill Seven!

Into the ground

Into the ground Screaming some sound

Is answer only one of these questions. Are you ready, players?

Is called a necrophiliac.

Is Department of Interior Guy.

Is everybody okay?

Is everybody okay?

Is everybody still here?

Is exactly the same in every city the whole world over.

Is get home before our wives leave us.

Is having a boyfriend come over. Then we'll see who's the turd.

Is it because of the little ******* boy's choreography?

Is Jagerminz S'more flavoured Schnapps.

Is just another harmless fad.

Is just as valuable as Chef's, if not more so.

Is making its way across the southern states of America!

Is never going to get better.

Is not going to be the only ones who don't know the song!

Is one happening in South Park, Colorado

Is planning to commit mass suicide when the meteor shower starts.

Is presenting Rod Stewart, the undisputed king of pop,

Is that what I said?

Is that you, Jonathan?

Is that you, Jonathan? Boy, I'm glad to see you. I lost my glasses.

Is the public schools. Perhaps we should sue them next

Is there a history of sexual abuse in your family?

Is there reward money?

Is this cool or not? I can't tell.

Is to go see his father.

Isn't he funny?

Isn't helping anyone right now. You used to use your panda powers

Isn't that fascism?

Isn't the best way to explain sexual harassment to children.

It ain't bad. You should try reading it sometime.

It could be just what he needs

It depends though, how big a gun are we talking here?

It didn't mean anything to me, Gerry!

It does indeed say that something

It doesn't show signs of stopping

It feels like cold spaghetti!

It has broken Japanese spirit!

It has taken Japanese military!

It has to be something really scary.

It has to be something reeaally scary.

It is again time for the rising sun to sit tall in the sky!

It is by far the largest gathering of little plastic recorders in human history.

It is good to go with the group.

It is highly possible that he has created new orifices

It is highly possible that he has created new orifices in her decomposing flesh,

It is indeed four days until the new millennium

It is lost...

It is not stupid, Kenny! This is my faith, and you shouldn't make fun of it!

It is Saturday, the 12th at 10:45, and my mother is away at a party right now.

It is the judgment of this court that South Park Elementary

It is the night of our dear Saviour's birth

It is the night with the Christmas trees and pie

It is time to march to Washington D.C.!

It is very big.

It is, but we can't let them kill themselves.

It just so happens that I'm on the board of directors.

It looks as though Jesus really has come through!

It may get startled, so be ready.

It means he doesn't spend a lot, and worse yet, it could be a debit card.

It means the next thousand years will be full of peace and love!

It plugged him up until he finally burst from the inside out

It said, "How about just $2.50?"

It says right here that now I can sue you and take all of your money!

It stood above us looking down with its big red eyes.

It took dookie right in front of me.

It was a cold morning in 1862! The Union Army had to... What the hell?

It was a cold morning in 1862.

It was all Shelly's fault. She didn't watch the cat.

It was Marsh's theory on spontaneous combustion

It was my idea. I got to thinking, "Where do people keep TV sets?"

It was that goddamn Loch Ness monster again, trying to trick me into giving him

It was that goddamn Loch Ness monster again, trying to trick me into giving him

It was the fact that Kenny did not wanna pass gas in front of her.

It was the red button!

It wasn't me!

It would suck without you.

It's 8:00 a.m. And only two more days

It's a bike that's hard to ride!

It's a duck.

It's a great name, isn't it?

It's a piece of paper!

It's a trap!

It's a UFO!

It's all about moderation. If you never fart, you combust,

It's all about the Chinpokomon video game, now.

It's all Chinpokomon now.

It's all for you.

It's all part of natural evolution.

It's because I'm a panda, isn't it?

It's because you're a Sexual Harassment Panda.

It's because you're a Sexual Harassment Panda.

It's been just under 20 hours since everyone on Earth pooped their pants

It's called "I Hate You Guys."

It's Christmas time

It's Christmas time in Hell

It's Christmas time in Hell!

It's Christmas time in Hell!

It's Christmas time in Hell!

It's Christmas time in Hell!

It's easy to perceive somethin' someway, and then be wrong.

It's finally over, Cartman! You lost!

It's fine to have your own beliefs and your own traditions,

It's from a game show. The Mayor has invited me to compete.

It's funny, 'cause Tweek and Craig both went home about 15 minutes ago.

It's gonna be rad having Cartman be our slave!

It's gonna suck ass, I'm sure.

It's got a dragon on the blade.

It's got a dragon painted on the blade.

It's got a dragon painted right on the blade.

It's Halloween day, so come on down to the docks and bring your costumes!

It's Halloween day, so come on down to the docks and bring your costumes!

It's hopeless. Haman will be summoned,

It's just kind of strange to me that you're 22 and all.

It's just like we told you, Officer.

It's just so amazing to be told that you're the best!

It's just some dumb activist kids choir thing!

It's just the southern states. Who really needs them?

It's kind of cool that two people who hated each other can be friends.

It's like a skit where you reenact the death and glorious resurrection of Jesus Christ.

It's my turn.

It's not fair that one day you're on top,

It's not fair! Just do it yourself! I'm leaving!

It's not like they'll check!

It's not really lying, it's just jumping the gun a little!

It's okay to come in.

It's okay to come in.

It's okay. I get it.

It's okay. I'll just call some twenty year old and have him come over.

It's one of the Squirts the bear took. Maybe he's okay.

It's our job to know what these fanatics do.

It's ours! It's ours!

It's probably one of your little friends.

It's probably the most fun I've had in several months.

It's pulling us in!

It's quicksand!

It's really given them a lot of faith in me again

It's Sally Struthers!

It's simple. Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,

It's simple. Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,

It's so amazing!

It's so nice to see you, son.

It's solvin' a groovy mystery.

It's some new big thing from Japan

It's something even you will have to face with each other, someday.

It's starting! It's starting!

It's the best of its kind. And not a scratch on it.

It's the largest third grade recorder concert ever!

It's the millennium, Father.

It's the music we changed!

It's the only way I can earn my Chutzpah Badge,

It's this one pitch, this certain frequency

It's time for luncheroo!

It's time to show the world what this Confederate Army has got!

It's too bad Cartman can't be here to enjoy this.

It's used by the samurai of...

It's what links us all together, makes us one!

It's what we do in Jew Scouts.

Jakov, don't go.

Jakov, please don't go. You make everything in South Park fun.

Jakov, to have sex, all you need to do is, well, you know, put your...

Jakov, what is your name?

Jakov!

Jakov.

Jakovasaurs don't wear clothes, Jakov.

Jakovasaurs kind of piss me off, m'kay.

James West, cowboy and rap star.

Jesus Christ, is he dead?

Jesus Christ, make up your frigging mind!

Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ! What was I thinking? That would've hurt like hell!

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Jesus tap dancing Christ. Get with the programme, Kyle.

Jesus was born And so I get presents

Jesus, after you got crucified, how long did it take for you to die and resurrect?

Jesus, why does God hate me?

Jewbilee is the time of Haman! You will all see how wrong you are very soon,

**** play stupid games ****, that's why they're lame

Jimbo, I can't thank you enough for the new voice box!

Jingle Bells, jingle bells...

Johnny? KENNY!

Join the fight for Japanese supremacy of the world. More to come.

Join together and give me money

Joining me now is Father Maxi from the South Park church.

Joining me now is Father Maxi, from the South Park Church.

Jonathan, no!

Joon Joon!

Joshua?

Joy to the world For I have come

Ju hachi is 18, Garrison san.

Juanita, could you fix some more dip, please, Juanita?

Juanita! Juanita! We need some more finger sandwiches!

Just be ready this afternoon at the Public Access building. And good luck.

Just because we shared an intimate moment in the hot tub,

Just by his shoes.

Just close enough to throw the net on the stupid bear.

Just dig deep into that most man part of you.

Just don't answer any more questions, got it?

Just give a mission, and us Angels will accomplish lt.

Just gotten their asses kicked in Topeka.

Just hear those sleigh bells jingle in', ring ting tingle in' too.

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too

Just keep the volume down. I have to go deal with turd boy.

Just kidding. Let's see how your eyes are doing.

Just leave us alone!

Just let me get my cowboy hat.

Just like my little Kitty. When he's bad, I'll say:

Just like that river twisting through the dusty land

Just look at all these beautiful girls!

Just look at how big this house is, Kyle. Just look at it.

Just make an appearance.

Just moments ago, a couple emerged from the house.

Just play it cool, and don't be a fool

Just play something else. God!

Just sue their asses with Kyle's dad

Just take our Marklar back to Marklar

Just wait till tomorrow!

Just wait till tomorrow! We're gonna scare you kids to death!

Keep quiet. We could get in big trouble for being here.

Keep reading!

Keep your guard up, Tweek.

Keep your mouth shut while we present ourselves to the Costa Rican President.

Kenny combusted because he held his farts in for too long.

Kenny isn't special?

Kenny McCormick, you pay attention!

Kenny McCormick, you speak when you're spoken to!

Kenny will believe whatever you want him to.

Kenny, I don't quite know how to tell you this,

Kenny, let me have it...

Kenny, Pengin is my favourite. That's the last one. Let me have it.

Kenny! No!

Kenny?

Kenny?

Kick my ass, come on!

Kidding?! Well, that's not funny! That hurt my feelings!

Kids picking on you? Well, don't be sad

Kids play the brown noise and crap their pants!

Kids, there was a panda bear in here.

Kids, this is the Costa Rican capital building.

Kids, what I meant to say is that I fully condone you all having lawyers

Kids? Are you tired of being harassed at school?

Kill me...

KoRn is a devil worshipping group that plays violent music!

Korn is a devil worshipping group that plays violent music!

KoRn is sending their demon minions upon us!

Korn is sending their demon minions upon us!

Korn powers, vitalize!

KoRn powers, vitalize!

Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya O Lord, kumbaya

Kyle was working on his fingering with his mom all night long!

Kyle, for the love of God, do the right choreography.

Kyle, it's over.

Kyle, where's your mother?!

Kyle, will you stop worrying? God!

Kyle, you first.

Kyle's dad got me $1.4 million, and he can do it for you, too!

Kyle's dad helped me get a $1.6 million settlement

Kyle's making mud pies. You guys want one?

Kyle's mom says Kyle's getting really good at fingering!

Ladies and gentlemen, here he is.

Lambtron! You are losing the battle of your life!

Lambtron! You are losing the battle of your life!

Larry, if we make it out of this, I want to be your girlfriend,

Last week.

Last, I'd like to bring up my expert witness,

Lawsuits damage our society. I know it's tempting to make money,

Leaving her to look something like an over loved hunk of Swiss cheese. She probably...

Leaving the fifth and six season hideously stagnant.

Lenny! No!

Lenny? No, Kenny!

Let earth receive me

Let every heart prepare me room

Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

Let me get out my notepad so I can classify this new species.

Let me tell the damn story, now! He said, "$3.50."

Let me try.

Let me try. Let me try.

Let the new tide turn. Let Haman rule his people once again.

Let them go.

Let us all rejoice, amen On Christmas day, on Christmas day

Let us begin.

Let us begin.

Let's all be warm and welcome them to our class.

Let's be best friends and destroy the capitalist American government!

Let's bring those Confederate bastards down!

Let's bring up our master historian, Grandpa Marvin Marsh,

Let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow

Let's find out where he's working and go see him tomorrow.

Let's get him!

Let's get Kyle's grandma

Let's go Broncos!

Let's go see what kind of tampons they have here in Las Vegas

Let's go somewhere!

Let's go through this one more time, Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Derk.

Let's go, people! There's no time to lose!

Let's go, quickly!

Let's go!

Let's go...

Let's go...

Let's have everyone who enjoys having obstacles

Let's keep on looking for the light

Let's make up our own word!

Let's practice one more time before the show starts!

Let's practice one more time before the show starts.

Let's pray to Moses for guidance.

Let's save the rainforest, what do you say?

Let's see now, when exactly did the temperature start to go up?

Let's see what trickery he uses here.

Let's see, how about this?

Let's see, Jesus got crucified, then He died, then three days later, He has a resurrection,

Let's see, like that. Okay, ready, Kenny?

Let's see. I want that Clown Criminy game.

Let's see. Which is better? One or two? One or two?

Let's see. Yes, I remember. If the South wins,

Let's see...

Let's see..."Offers complete protection during heavy flow..."

Let's talk about boys first.

Let's trade sandwiches.

Let's try the dictionary. "Queasy, Quebec, queen, quelch."

Let's try to battle your Roostor with my Donkeytron!

Lets knock it all down and get rid of it fast.

Liberace Gay.

Life is about problems,

Life's so void of happiness Feel free to mark my words

Like a goddamned hippie all weekend! What have you two assholes done?

Like a ruptured septic tank.

Like an over loved hunk of Swiss cheese.

Like he was undressing me with his eyes

Like the rest of the world, everyone here has crapped their pants.

Like this one.

Like, even though nobody could know 'cause we said we'd never tell anybody.

Lincoln and Davis signed a treaty, General. The war is over.

Lisa Smith's husband just bought her a new car.

Listen to me. When you sue somebody, it hurts everyone.

Listen to you. You're yelling at me. You've never yelled at me before.

Listen very carefully, Mr. Kitty.

Little boy, we're making you an honorary Department of Interior Person.

Live from Oklahoma City,

Long live the Confederacy!

Look at something happening again. Is that go really well?

Look at this sword. Offered only here on House Shopping Network.

Look children, I think we're entering San Jose, which is the capital of Costa Rica.

Look fatass, after you die, and get ressur erected,

Look how they live in peace with all living things,

Look out Artemus Clyde Frog! It's Giant Metal Spider. Bang. Bang.

Look out! He's got a gun!

Look what I got for you.

Look what Nibblet sees!

Look, Harold's doing it again!

Look, I didn't sexually abuse my son when he was younger!

Look, it doesn't matter who it is. The point is that

Look, Kenny and I are mature now.

Look, kid, did you really think this was going to fool anybody?

Look, over by those bushes.

Look, shouldn't you be hanging out with your wife right now?

Look, Stan, do you really know what a period is?

Look, we don't know what that craft is capable of,

Look, we've just got to get Chef alone.

Look, you can stay over myah, but I'm going over myah.

Look, you gotta be firm with these people

Look!

Look! I can see him!

Look! You're the only scientist that lives in this town.

Looking for victims to cut up!

Looking for victims to cut up!

Looks like the little fella is a bit nervous,

Looks like the male lion is screwed.

Looks like we'll have to cut all counselling and nutrition programmes.

Looks like we're all a little nervous about this spontaneous combustion thing, huh?

Looks like we're gonna have to use our special Korn powers!

Looks there might be a second one.

Lord,

Lord, is it so much to ask that you to not let us suddenly

Lost in the rainforest? Oh my Lord! Where are all the others?

Lright, KoRn, time for you to get out of town!

Lumpy potatoes? Oh, no!

Lynch mob!

Lynch mob!

M'kay, and your father?

M'kay, drive carefully. M'kay.

M'kay, I think the best thing for Mr. Garrison to do

M'kay, I want everyone to stay together, m'kay?

M'kay, Mr. Garrison, you're just having a hard time

M'kay, Mr. Hat, you need to let me talk to Mr. Garrison, m'kay?

M'kay, that's sounding great, kids!

M'kay.

M'kay.

Ma, can Kenny go to Jewbilee with me?

Ma'am, we're having a dude moment here, if you don't mind.

Make love to me Randy, please!

Make love to me Randy! Please!

Make love to me Randy! Please!

Make no mistake. Craig has been ready for this fight since day one.

Make the Yuletide gay

Make us proud, son!

Making soft serve ice cream

Man, you guys suck.

Many of us have over the growing number of Japanese military bases

Marklar, these Marklars want to change your Marklar.

Marklar, this is Marklar.

Marklar!

Marsh, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you!

Masturbate in front of another guy.

Matthew, you immobilize the bear with a net,

May the teachings of Moses fill our ears and our hearts, respectively

Maybe everything.

Maybe I can see what it is. I'll just open one little corner.

Maybe I can see what it is. I'll just open one little corner...

Maybe I'll drink a few more beers and see where the party takes me.

Maybe I'll just use my Wild Wild West techniques

Maybe it was this one.

Maybe it's just a phase. We just have to get him alone,

Maybe Kenny G can show us where 92 cents below the lowest E flat is!

Maybe nothing.

Maybe the baby will be stillborn, like Cartman was.

Maybe we came from that way.

Maybe we should just take something precious of yours, huh?

Maybe we'll come visit sometime!

Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas right here.

Maybe, is it possible that we're just jealous

Mayor, I think I'm a little overqualified for this,

Mayor, the little Jakovasaurs are ruining my classroom.

Mayor, this is a Jakovasaur.

Mayor, we're from the Department of Interior.

Mayor! Mayor! I have it! I found out why people spontaneously combust!

Mayor! This is Jakov. I'm the tall fellow down the block.

Me and Artemus Clyde Frog gonna save Salma from Polly Prissy Pants

Me and Artemus Clyde Frog gonna save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider

Me and Artemus Clyde Frog gonna save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider

Me and my bad ass guitar are going home! Hasta!

Me and my family are heading to the promised land of Memphis.

Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see,

Me neither.

Me, too! I wanna get a lawyer!

Me, too.

Me, too.

Me, too. I'm choosing my own toys from now on, 'cause...

Me.

Meaningless sex is fun for 20 or 30 years,

Meanwhile the ozone layer continues to deplete as

Meanwhile, we get rid of the Jakovasaurs

Medic!

Medium spicy.

Meesa gonna die?

Meesa just don't wanna.

Meesa just don't wanna.

Meesa name Joon Joon.

Meesa needs a Jakov.

Memphis?

Men, I want you all to know that

Merry Christmas, movie house!

Merry Christmas, Richard.

Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas

Merry... Christmas to you

Mine is so fuckin' badass it's gotta win now!

Mine neither. But I double checked

Miss Struthers, don't forget the gift we gave you.

Miss Struthers, if those Ethiopians make it to another planet,

Miss Struthers, please! Just listen to me for one second.

Miss Struthers, we understand that you have a ship of your own,

Miss Struthers, we understand you have helped raise millions of dollars

Miss Struthers, you helped so many people

Miss Struthers...

Mister, you gotta help me, I'm starvin' to death!

Mom, can I get a Tsumutami sword

Mom, Dad, can I have money to buy Chinpokomon?

Mom, go look outside!

Mom, I can explain.

Mom, I've only just heard

Mom, it's another Stark's Pond creature!

Mom, mom! You wanna see what I want for Christmas?

Mom, please, can we just leave?

Mom, seriously!

Mom, somebody's at the door.

Mom, the babysitter has her boyfriend over.

Mom! Mom!

Mom! Mom! You wanna see what I want for Christmas?

Mom! Seriously!

Mom! Seriously! The toy store, Mom! Now! Must go! Toy store!

Mom! You got the new Duffy's catalog!

Mom! You got the new Duffy's Catalogue.

Mom? Okay?

Mom? Okay?

Mommy's busy, poopykins.

More and more people go back to holding in all their farts.

More man than boxing. It is man at his most man.

More schnapps!

More schnapps!

Moses is trapped for all eternity in the conch of blind faith.

Moses, great leader, on this blessed night of Jewbilee,

Moses, I apologise for any inconvenience. You see, I was just...

Moses, the Squirts have made you tidings of macaroni pictures.

Moses! No!

Most of you, however, will be pumping gas,

Mother, did you know that

Mother, wait!

Move into my mom's house with me Shelly, Shelly

Move!

Mr

Mr. Brokaw, I presume.

Mr. Derp?

Mr. Garrison can't let the memories in!

Mr. Garrison isn't here, right now.

Mr. Garrison, are you all right?

Mr. Garrison, do you know the definition of sexual harassment?

Mr. Garrison, I know this is very difficult, m'kay.

Mr. Garrison, I think when we get to Arkansas

Mr. Garrison, I will remind you that we are in court!

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo He loves me

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo Small and brown

Mr. Hat just grabbed Principal Victoria's ass! No, Mr. Hat, you get back here!

Mr. Mackey, can I talk to you for a second?

Mr. Mackey, I can't go to Arkansas.

Mr. Marsh, what do you have to say?

Mr. Morris, we at the school board have been thinking,

Mr. Ose penis is especially small.

Mr. Reporter, sir?

Mr. Stewart has apparently pooped his pants.

Mrs. Broflovski, somebody has defiled your mother's grave.

Mrs. Broflovski?

Mrs. Stevens. You have a bug on your back.

Ms Allerton! What's it mean to get a period?

Much before the performance tomorrow please.

Mung is so a word!

Mung isn't even a word! We made it up!

Must buy Chinpokomon...

Must have been about seven, eight years ago.

My asshole eye doctor made them all dilbated.

My boyfriend is coming over,

My child, you are a boy.

My Country 'Tis of Thee on their recorders.

My eyes are going bad,

My father still lives there.

My father...

My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns

My friends won't let me hang out with them on New Year's Eve.

My glasses gotta be around here somewhere.

My glasses have got to be around here somewhere.

My God, McClannon, do you believe it?

My God, you're right.

My God! It's burning up in here!

My God... Is there nothing we can do?

My guess would be yes.

My guitar! No!

My hands are tied. Tell General Lee that I'll meet him in front of the Capitol.

My little Kenny's gone!

My mom gave me this

My name is Kelly. My name is Kenny.

My name is Mr. Adler.

My name is Mr. Mackey.

My name is Private John Farcastle, and I have to do what my general tells me!

My parents live there.

My penis, he said, was most likely one of the biggest on the planet.

My period is going swimmingly.

My period is really..

My pleasure.

My scientific mind is best used on global problems.

My son hasn't made any sense in days.

My Speak and Record Bear! Of course!

My voice box.

My whole family's coming in for the wedding,

My worry is that he could have been following some kind of crazy new fad.

Nay, their eyes are not yet prepared to see the likes of me.

Neccesito burrito...

Ned, don't burp talk. That just sicks me out.

Ned, how the hell could you lose your voice box?

Ned, I think I can say without any doubt

Ned, that voice box sucks.

Ned! Ned, come on.

Need to see me about anything.

Neither do I.

Never thought I could be so free

Never thought I could be so free

Never...

New Year's Eve 1999...

New Year's spectacle this world has ever seen!

Newscaster Kevin McCarty is being sued by Kyle's dad for slander!

Next to the kids from New York!

Next!

Next.

Nibblet likes potato chips.

Nibblet loves potato chips!

Nibblet!

Nibblet!

Nibblet!

Nibblet!

Nibblet!

Nice costume, Kenny. You think you're gonna win with that?

No clothes. Rad.

No communication, sir. It doesn't look good for him.

No he's not! He can't even get a nurection!

No it's not, it's terrible.

No matter what It doesn't stay as strong

No matter what the outcome, the public schools are sure to lose at least

No no no no no no! You myah.

No problem, Jakov

No there's no blood coming out of my ass.

No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus They have different religious beliefs

No way, dude!

No way, dude. Home Ec is for girls

No way, dude. What would I wipe with?

No way! Not Utah!

No, and that's why he sent me here.

No, because we don't call it fascism.

No, but it's incredibly stupid,

No, but look, I just got this sweet Cyborg Bill doll.

No, Dad! A man in a blue suit and a bag came to the door.

No, David, then they are pirate ghosts,

No, David. Then they are pirate ghosts, because they're the ghosts of pirates.

No, dude, I think Cartman might actually be right! No, that's a stereotype.

No, dude, that's a branch

No, dude, you don't want to bring your people to Mexico.

No, Eric, that's not what I'm talking about!

No, Garrison, you'll just try to have sex with it.

No, he's a whole new panda now, and he's got something to say.

No, I didn't but...

No, I don't think that will solve any of our problems.

No, I got a better one!

No, I think all my work here is done.

No, I won't. Because you'd eat them first, tubby.

No, I'm glad you did, children.

No, Ike!

No, Ike! Ma, Ike keeps taking off his Squirt uniform!

No, it was Eric's fault. He let the cats in here.

No, it wasn't, fat ass! I saw you do it!

No, it's not food, it's a cross!

No, it's not good. That's not good?

No, Kitty, I don't have anything.

No, Kitty, these are my Spicy Hot Louisiana Baked Chicken Tenders!

No, Kitty, you can't have these chicken tenders, because they are mine

No, Kitty!

No, Kyle. You see, we learned something today.

No, Marvin, in God's language, English.

No, never! It's perfect!

No, no, he's done for! Come on!

No, no, I don't think so

No, no, let's try this way.

No, no, make it stop.

No, no, no!

No, no, no. My name is Sabrina Duncan.

No, no, please don't go. I need you. I can't live without you.

No, no, you're very special, Kenny. It's just that...

No, no. That was just a weird coincidence.

No, no. We just sat there all night long and talked.

No, no. What's there to regret, right? I mean...

No, not with my eyes. With these!

No, not with my eyes. With these!

No, Skyler, quit it.

No, that was the Jakovasaur.

No, that's okay, Mom.

No, that's okay.

No, that's okay. I'll see you guys.

No, that's the same branch again.

No, the spirit of Maya has told me to go this way.

No, they'll catch on.

No, they'll catch on.

No, wait. You don't understand.

No, we don't want to upset you, but you should know

No, we've got to go.

No, you can't, you little ass sucker.

No, you didn't just see Tony Danza, Stanley!

No, you guys are gonna have a great time.

No, you're not, dude! You're a guy in a panda costume!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Arrest him!

No! Don't go to the docks!

No! Don't you see? The panda is right.

No! Get off, you stupid rats! He's not dead yet!

No! God damn it, it's 18!

No! I didn't know! I'm not listening!

No! I had no frigging idea.

No! I hate the rainforest!

No! I think I might have it!

No! I wanna know something from Mr. I'm Eight Years Old here.

No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here.

No! I've been re enacting this war

No! In the boss' lap!

No! It makes them ghost pirates!

No! No, don't.

No! No, it's okay!

No! No, this can't be!

No! No, you moron!

No! No!

No! No! Don't put the Florida kids in the building!

No! No! If I knew I would have made him do it.

No! Nobody's got a gun!

No! She been doing anything odd?

No! She was just on her way to her new boyfriend's house!

No! She was just on her way to her new boyfriend's house!

No! That we could use the brown noise

No! Wait! I'll tell you.

No! We still have to fight!

No! What about the Confederacy? What about freedom?

No! You can't do that! Our dads are in there!

No? How about this?

No.

No.

No.

No. Adults won't understand. We have to do this ourselves.

No. I think I'm through with fads for a while.

No. I think you should consider transferring to Shop class.

No. I'm not willing to give up. Chef wouldn't give up on us.

No. It's a very fragile system that nature has designed.

No. No way.

No. See, if I start to like you too much, I'm only gonna get my heart broken,

No. We're dead!

Nobody can stand this much Cher! This is her new album.

Nobody is allowed to go in there when they're having a meeting.

Nobody is killing themselves.

Nobody my age will go out with me 'cause I'm too ugly.

Nobody! I mean, well, my dad.

Noo! Don't go to the docks!

Nope. No way out. But there ain't nothing upstairs,

Normally a person would expel this build up in the form of a pleasant fart.

Normally we go to Chef with our problems, but we can't this time.

Not all people from Alabama are wife beaters.

Not hearing anything.

Not here. Go further away.

Not me! I'm not a scientist, I'm a hack!

Not me! I'm not a scientist, I'm a hack!

Not mine. Tonight's meteor shower is a sign of the new time.

Not now, children.

Not now, Stanley. Without my scientific genius the town is doomed.

Not really, hon. Mom has to go now. I'll be home in about an hour.

Not until my mom comes home and I can prove you had a boyfriend over!

Not you, the monster. He was about to kick your ass.

Nothing. We are very simple people, with very small penis.

Notice the canopy of foliage.

Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.

Now all the methane from all those farts has ripped a hole in our ozone.

Now all the methane from all those farts has ripped a hole in our ozone.

Now before I melt away Here's a game I like to play

Now he wants to be alone, so he kindly asks the female to leave.

Now I can be like all the other dads in South Park.

Now I know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame,

Now I will kill the President and kill Salma Hayek!

Now I would like all the new inductees to step forward please.

Now it's all about the big weekend Chinpokomon camp.

Now kids, let's be a bit more open minded. I read all about this in Newsweek,

Now let me tell you how it works in the real world.

Now let's see if they combust... no... could be from... no

Now let's talk about our periods.

Now look upon me, my children, and know me.

Now our numbers are truly great! It is time!

Now pay attention.

Now please put your hands together

Now remember, Barbrady, all you have to do is lose.

Now run, Kitty! Take the picture to Mommy, and lead her back here.

Now see, this is exactly what I'm talking about!

Now she's doomed to walk the Earth in limbo.

Now she's doomed to walk the Earth in limbo.

Now she's doomed to walk the earth in limbo.

Now that she's gone, I can't really figure out what I ever saw in her.

Now that we're together, I'm absolutely sure that she's Shelly, Shelly

Now that your mom is gone, I'm in charge!

Now that your mom is gone, I'm in charge!

Now they're going to go squeeze his balls!

Now wait a minute, I want to clear the air here.

Now we can all go to the docks and enjoy the Halloween Haunt!

Now we just gotta wait for his nurection, and I can give it to my dad.

Now we must find a safe place for it.

Now we've got 'em!

Now we've got a long trip ahead of us,

Now what do we do?

Now when you learn to make the dreidel spin

Now you can collect them all!

Now you die on that cross and get resurr erected before I kick your ass!

Now you have to answer me once and for all!

Now, Alan will demonstrate what having sex

Now, Alan will demostrate what having sex with a dead body might sound like.

Now, all of you into that building, or I'll shoot you where you stand!

Now, all we do is, wipe out the last note on their sheet music

Now, as you know, the winner of this little game will get an all expense paid

Now, calm down, Skeeter, they ain't hurting nobody.

Now, calm down, Skeeter. He ain't hurting nobody.

Now, can we get on with this? First question. What colour is blue?

Now, Cartman!

Now, Cartman!

Now, come on!

Now, do you want to get back at the fifth graders or not?

Now, does anybody know what sexual harassment means?

Now, does anybody know why you are in Shop class?

Now, does anyone know

Now, either we hold in our farts and spontaneously combust,

Now, folks, I know we're all a little worried about the Jakovasaurs

Now, for our first club activity,

Now, get out of here before we kill you.

Now, he probably would make love to the dead body in a cool dry place,

Now, he probably would make love to the dead body in a cool, dry place,

Now, hon

Now, how about I meet you boys after work, and we can play ball?

Now, I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin

Now, I know you're just trying to help, Eric, but we have to let the Union Army

Now, I'll ask you again.

Now, I'm going to pass out these booklets,

Now, I'm warning you, Bill, Sally Struthers is a bit heavy.

Now, if you'll excuse us, we're having a party.

Now, it is a great honour to present

Now, it is important that we all stick together.

Now, keep quiet. All right.

Now, let me make one thing crystal clear.

Now, let us introduce ourselves.

Now, let us pray!

Now, let's get back to Ulysses S Grant, if that's okay with you.

Now, let's try this one together.

Now, let's turn to Mark 3:19.

Now, listen to me.

Now, listen to this, Susan.

Now, listen up, and listen good, everyone.

Now, Mr. Garrison, you were saying?

Now, Mr. Stewart, what did we say about trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?

Now, not a regular ionic tractor disruptor,

Now, now. Very few students are severely injured in Shop class.

Now, now. You must remember, this snake is more afraid of you than you are of it.

Now, our deflector shields are useless

Now, remember everybody, for a good re enactment,

Now, secondary rainforest we are entering.

Now, Skeeter, he ain't hurting nobody.

Now, Skeeter, she ain't hurting nobody.

Now, stay with me on this one, folks.

Now, that ought to be enough to kill a stupid bear.

Now, the first thing I want you to do for us is...

Now, the word is spirituality.

Now, this alien had a big head, and big black eyes, and it was all bent over me.

Now, this spaceship will be able to travel

Now, this year, we are pleased to announce that Jewbilee

Now, Tweek. Boxing is a man's sport. There is nothing in the world

Now, watch carefully.

Now, we are going to try this again until we get it right.

Now, we don't want to upset you, but you should know

Now, we'll all be back here tomorrow with our costumes, and then,

Now, we'll all meet back here tomorrow with our costumes,

Now, we'll just see how Mr. Bear likes rat poison.

Now, we're not sure what these hyper intelligent beings look like,

Now, what in the devil is this thing?

Now, what's the matter, little cracker?

Now, who is he?

Now, why would pirate ghosts need a book on pirates?

Now, why would pirate ghosts need a book on pirates?

Now, you boys know not to stare directly into the sun, right?

Now, you can either accept that, or get out of my life.

Now, you guys are not supposed to be in here!

Now, you know that dreidel is

Now!

Now! Now, Haman! Your time has come.

Nuh uh.

Nurse?

O come all ye faithful Joyful and triumphant

O come ye to Bethlehem to see me

O holy night

O night

O night divine

O night divine

O night divine

O night when I get presents

Of bringing the entire Jakovasaur species

Of course he is!

Of course it's cool! She's gonna be all rotted and scary!

Of course it's cool. She's gonna be all rotted and scary.

Of course we know what a queef is, you queef!

Of course we know what mung means!

Of course, if you don't want to tell us about the Ethiopian boy...

Of course! And so does Mr. Hat! We do not tolerate sexual harassment!

Of course! That's the point!

Of Everyone v. Everyone begins tomorrow.

Of liberty...

Of Shelly, Shelly

Of the action inside the house, showing evidence that there are indeed

Of the battle of Tamarack Hill.

Of the goddess, and how men had been oppressing women for years

Of the grand unified theory of physics.

Of the rainforest and make it back to the concert in time.

Of the Smithsonian before we head back.

Of this court that you sexually harassed Pip Philip at school.

Of what having sex with a dead body might look like.

Of what having sex with a dead body might look like.

Officer Barbrady!

Oh boy! Mr. Presidente, round up your subjects outside.

Oh children, the sun is setting. We have to find our way out of here quick!

Oh dear, where's Mr. Mackie? He should have been here by now.

Oh god damn it!

Oh God, this is a nightmare! We're never gonna make the festival!

Oh look, it's that little boy who hasn't gotten his period yet.

Oh man! At least the real Jesus didn't weigh 400 pounds.

Oh my God, dude, look how dirty and crappy everything is.

Oh my God, dude! I just saw Tony Danza!

Oh my God, it smells like ass out here!

Oh my God, what's going on?

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Get it off me!

Oh my God! Get this child some food quick!

Oh no no no. The rainforest is very fragile.

Oh no, what are they doing?

Oh no! God, no! Now, don't panic children!

Oh no! That big thing is going to make love to Miss Stevens!

Oh no. No, no, no.

Oh now she figures it out!

Oh Peter, weak.

Oh this is so exciting!

Oh well! Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?

Oh where you gonna go, Kenny? You gonna see your little girlfriend again?

Oh wonderful! We were lost and it is a such a great coincidence we found you!

Oh yeah, sorry.

Oh yeah? Well, what is it, then?

Oh yeah. That snake is really scared of us, alright.

Oh, alright! I was just at the store buying some apples.

Oh, alright! I was just at the store buying some apples.

Oh, and, boys, just one more thing.

Oh, boy, here we go.

Oh, boy, it's nice to have a night off without the kids, huh?

Oh, boy, that was a super song!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Oh, brother, here we go again.

Oh, brother, let's just get out of here.

Oh, brother! You guys don't even know what a queef is, huh?

Oh, but I do like you.

Oh, but you have such a large penis.

Oh, but you're only going to leave me. God damn it!

Oh, come on in! Join the party, m'kay? Would you like a meteor mai tai?

Oh, come on, guys, just one little drink.

Oh, come on, Kenny! You never have a sweet costume!

Oh, come on, Kenny. You never have a sweet costume

Oh, come on, Santa. You can't leave.

Oh, come on. You all know the pigeon was a total slut.

Oh, cool!

Oh, Dad! Oh, goodness gracious!

Oh, dear God, we have to meet their demands.

Oh, dear God!

Oh, dear God. They're gonna set us on fire.

Oh, dear. We have angered Bosley.

Oh, dear...

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel I made you out of clay

Oh, dude, that was just the fifth graders!

Oh, finally! My arms are killing me!

Oh, for Pete's sake! What have you bastards done now?

Oh, Frank!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! What am I gonna do?

Oh, good one, Sherlock,

Oh, great Jesus, son of Mary, wife of Joseph, what are we gonna do?

Oh, gross!

Oh, he'll win, don't worry.

Oh, hello boys, have you seen Eric around anywhere?

Oh, hello there, children.

Oh, hello, son.

Oh, here comes the guilt trip again!

Oh, here on Marklar, we refer to all people,

Oh, hey, Cartman. We're playing dreidel. You wanna try?

Oh, hey, the kids from last night.

Oh, hey! The kids from last night.

Oh, hi, we're Korn.

Oh, hi. We're KoRn. We're supposed to play the Halloween concert tomorrow.

Oh, how could you?

Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.

Oh, how they pound, raising the sound O'er hill and dale

Oh, I didn't realize.

Oh, I don't believe we came all the way out here.

Oh, I guess that's a little different.

Oh, I guess they really were pirate ghosts.

Oh, I guess they really were pirate ghosts.

Oh, I hate to see little clowns cry.

Oh, I know just the song for you.

Oh, I see. Okay. Right.

Oh, I was talking to you, Jonathan.

Oh, I would never say anything.

Oh, I'm excited, too.

Oh, it looks like Jesus might be coming out!

Oh, it was so scary.

Oh, Jesus! I can't take it. Stop.

Oh, Kyle! Please!

Oh, Lenny, hold me! No, I can't get attached.

Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said,

Oh, look at our boys, Sheila. It's just like they're in college again.

Oh, look, Tommy! There he is!

Oh, looks like that cult is about to be blown into tiny bits!

Oh, man. I can't keep my eyes open.

Oh, man. There's tons of stuff on succubuses,

Oh, Marklar...

Oh, my baby's getting married!

Oh, my God, I'm not a cat!

Oh, my God, somebody shoot me in the head!

Oh, my God, this guy again.

Oh, my God, what the hell is that thing?

Oh, my God, you guys! Come look at this.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Dude! That's this house!

Oh, my God! It's that bear they've been talking about!

Oh, my God! You guys, we have to do something!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's so yesterday!

Oh, my head.

Oh, no, dude!

Oh, no, dude! Look!

Oh, no, I'm supposed to be at work today!

Oh, no, no, no, Jake that fragile flower is very delicate, okay.

Oh, no, no. That's impossible, hon. I told her no visitors.

Oh, no, thank you.

Oh, no, this is my Christmas present.

Oh, no, you don't!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! I lost my glasses.

Oh, no! It's too late!

Oh, no! Oh, God!

Oh, no! Oh, no! Now what do I do?

Oh, no! The pirate ghosts are back!

Oh, no! The pirate ghosts are back!

Oh, no! The tape jammed!

Oh, no! This is my Christmas present!

Oh, no! Those poor souls!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. He's on to me, Haman.

Oh, no. I lost my glasses!

Oh, no. I must've picked up the Irish model by mistake.

Oh, no. Nothing's worse than Cartman with authority.

Oh, no. Watch this. Hey! Marklar!

Oh, no. We're out of time.

Oh, nothing, except that you stick it up your ass before you go to bed.

Oh, oh, save the rainforest.

Oh, please! Cyborg Bill is so yesterday.

Oh, please. Chinpokomon dolls are so last week.

Oh, pooped 'em.

Oh, Richard, it's beautiful. Yes.

Oh, Richard, why can't you open your heart to me? Why?

Oh, Richard. Say we'll be this happy forever.

Oh, right. We certainly can't afford him any more.

Oh, Satan.

Oh, save me! Who will save me?

Oh, screw it, I'm too confused.

Oh, screw it! Jakov wins!

Oh, Skyler, I love you.

Oh, so you admit that harassment goes on?

Oh, so you know what mung means, huh?

Oh, sorry.

Oh, such nice big penis, Americans!

Oh, sweet Jesus, Mary mother of Jesus, wife of Joseph, father to Mary...

Oh, sweet Joseph, husband to Mary, but not father of sweet Jesus!

Oh, sweet! "Life sized Blow Up Antonio Banderas Love Doll!

Oh, sweet! Life sized blow up Antonio Banderas love doll!

Oh, swell. We're supposed to play here tomorrow

Oh, swell. We're supposed to play here tomorrow. Do you know where the stage is?

Oh, thank goodness you're here, I don't speak any Spanish. Oh no problem.

Oh, thank goodness! I think this ordeal is over!

Oh, that's good. We need some more toilet paper.

Oh, that's not funny, boys. Eric isn't fat, he's big boned.

Oh, that's not funny, boys. Eric isn't fat, his big boned.

Oh, that's okay, keep your money.

Oh, the black guy!

Oh, the smell of it! I put the legs in garbage bags

Oh, there's just no end to this place! I think maybe we're going in circles.

Oh, this has gone from weak to super weak.

Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?

Oh, this kicks ass!

Oh, this kicks ass! What a cool Christmas present my mom got!

Oh, to hell with it, let's go home.

Oh, weak!

Oh, well, I suppose a quick visit is okay. Maybe you kids can cheer them up.

Oh, well, I'll just take that then. And what about this?

Oh, well, thank you.

Oh, well, you'll get it.

Oh, what was our bet again?

Oh, whatever.

Oh, whatever.

Oh, wow, look it's Kenny G himself!

Oh, yeah, I'm sure your wife would love that.

Oh, yeah? Well, you look like a bunch of queefs to me!

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Wiki wiki wild west

Oh, yeah. Well, goodbye, everybody! We'll send stuff from France.

Oh, you didn't get a special Chinpokomon game controller.

Oh, you talking about your older sister Shelly?

Oh! Cool beans.

Oh! Dear God! The summit starts in an hour! I'm gonna lose my job.

Oh! He took care of Mom, too.

Oh! It's everything I've ever dreamed it would be!

Oh! Oh, no!

Oh?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Let me think about that for a minute.

Oh. Wait! Actually, I was wrong.

Oh. We don't know him.

Oh. Well, you know what I say? Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... Ah! Snake!

Oi, look up there!

Oi, that's one creepy alien.

Ok children we have a special guest today,

Okay buddy, you can explain downtown!

Okay children, that's all of us.

Okay children, that's all of us.

Okay children, we must understand

Okay, baby, I'm sorry.

Okay, Benny, in order for our long distance relationship to work,

Okay, buddy, you can explain downtown!

Okay, check, check... Check one, two, check...

Okay, children,

Okay, children, I want it quiet!

Okay, children, I'm having a real problem

Okay, children, let's all take our seats. We have a lot to learn today.

Okay, children, let's take our seats.

Okay, children, let's take our seats.

Okay, children, that's lunch. See you in 30 minutes.

Okay, children, there's a few changes being made here at school,

Okay, children, we have some new students joining us today.

Okay, children, we've still got some time to practice the song

Okay, come on, guys, let's go get some ice cream!

Okay, grab the sled.

Okay, hands on your buzzers.

Okay, here's how the trap will work

Okay, here's one.

Okay, here's one. I spy with my little eye

Okay, here's the next one.

Okay, how about this one, Kenny?

Okay, I'll start.

Okay, Ike, you're my little brother,

Okay, is everyone accounted for?

Okay, is there anybody who can answer the question?

Okay, it's almost open. Ready, one, two, three!

Okay, it's clear!

Okay, Jakov, why don't you just take Bunga here

Okay, Jesus, here's one you might remember.

Okay, just what the hell is going on here, people?

Okay, Kenny, I'll trade you my Chuchunezumi for your Pengin.

Okay, kids, we have some news.

Okay, let's get back to the room!

Okay, let's get started. You're here for the liposuction, right?

Okay, let's just hide her here.

Okay, let's quiet down people and Jakovasaurs.

Okay, let's see now...

Okay, let's see...

Okay, Marvin! Time to take your people to their new home!

Okay, Muffin, Mommy's leaving now.

Okay, now let's try one all together.

Okay, now walk.

Okay, okay, hold on. I'll find the catnip.

Okay, Okay! Everything is just fine kids.

Okay, okay! I get the point! Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!

Okay, okay! Just go away!

Okay, okay.

Okay, one or two. One or two.

Okay, people, I know we all want to get down to the docks

Okay, people, stand back, give the little burnt boy some breathing room.

Okay, people! Let's try to stay orderly!

Okay, people. I know we all want to get down to the docks for the Halloween Haunt

Okay, people. Scientist Marsh and I have been working very hard

Okay, raise the tray!

Okay, ready? All right, let's try the new song.

Okay, recorders up

Okay, so just what is going on here, people?

Okay, so we figured out how to scare the fifth graders.

Okay, so we figured out how to scare the fifth graders.

Okay, so we're just going to stick to our normal lesson plan

Okay, Squirt, lower the tray.

Okay, Squirts, let's see what you made macaroni pictures of.

Okay, Squirts, remember the plan, immobilize and attack.

Okay, Squirts, the Elders have given us a very important task tonight.

Okay, that makes sense. Mine's going swimmingly, too.

Okay, that settles that.

Okay, that was very good, class.

Okay, the time has finally come.

Okay, then! Do we have our Bibles that were handed out freely?

Okay, today's word is "spirituality".

Okay, we'll move to Memphis.

Okay, you are a panda. But being Sexual Harassment Panda

Okay!

Okay! I'm getting pissed now!

Okay! Okay! Hold your horses! God.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Here he comes. Easy now. Easy, Squirts.

Okay. Here's how the trap will work.

Okay. I like South Park best of all. We're staying.

Okay. If your right about this Marsh,

Okay. Ike?

Okay. It's almost open. Ready? One, two, three!

Okay. Kenny, could I talk to you over here, real quick?

Okay. Let's just hide her here, and tomorrow, during the Halloween party

Okay. Like what?

Okay. So, just to set the record straight here, the fight will be happening

Okay. Thank you caller.

Okey dokey.

On a regular basis to ensure that nobody else spontaneously explodes.

On Christmas day I travel round the world and say

On December 25th All they do is eat a cake

On Kama Sutra, when I met the most amazing woman ever.

On my discovery. "Thank you, Mayor, for this distinctive honour..."

On my Speak and Record Bear,

On New Year's Eve, then screw him anyways

On that history that we shall again rise to the dominant world power!

On the board, and I want you to tell me the noun.

On the morning of November 18th at Ruby Hills Fun Land in Chattanooga.

On the problem of spontaneous combustion,

On this night of Jewbilee, we all pray to Moses as one.

On your first date, look at the man's shoes.

On, on they send On without end

On, on they send On without end

Once the meteor shower starts, which should be any moment now.

Once this choir tour is over, we will never see each other again.

Once we're in position, I want constant contact between all squad leaders.

Once you have a family and a career, your experimenting days are over.

One can be arranged through the South Carolina Chamber of Commerce.

One capable of interstellar travel.

One government cannot forever pass its laws on others.

One Japan. One society.

One little drink isn't going to hurt anything, honey. Come on, live a little.

One of our missionaries in North Africa has made an amazing discovery,

One panda may not make sexual comments

One seems to hear words of good cheer From everywhere, filling the air

One, two, three, four...

One! Two! Ready peter!

Only because of their race, you become separatist,

Only that one thing remains certain.

Oooh baby, yeah baby, ooh baby

Oooh yeah, yes, yes, baby

Oops.

Open this door, turdle dove!

Or cutting sheet metal. And that's why we have Shop class.

Or else there'll be hell to pay!

Or else we're all gonna get drowned. Come on, Angels!

Or else what? Exactly.

Or else, there'll be hell to pay!

Or I can be the only kid without one, which singles me out

Or Jew Scouts or any of this crap! Forget it!

Or they just slack off and be poor forever, right Kenny?

Or we let our farts out and kill our entire planet!

Or we take that hill. We take that hill

Others refuse to hold in their farts for fear of combustion.

Our event went over really well!

Our little Home Economics friend, Kenny.

Our topic tonight is the rising temperatures in South Park. Let's go to the phones.

Out by the tetherball pole at 3:30.

Outside it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you, and you, and you.

Outside it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!

Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling yoo hoo!

Outstanding

Over four million third grade students from all over the country

Over here! Please help me. I am lost, and I have no clothes.

Over here! Please, come quick!

Over poor Gene Siskel's head Just watch his wienie grow

Ow! You can do what you will, but I am the Lamb of God.

P.S. Don't screw around.

Package delivery for Mrs. Cartman?

Package delivery for Mrs. Cartman.

Pandas love ice cream!

Paper plate bean shakers.

Partially in thanks to the North winning the Civil War.

Pays Eric Theodore Cartman $1.3 million in damages.

People at the door.

People stealing bodies to have sex with them,

People stealing bodies to have sex with them? Pirate ghosts destroying the town?

People want to see you.

People will think you guys are, you know, funny.

People, please! We can only speak one at a time!

Perceived pirate ghosts to be real when, actually, they were just cotton swabs.

Perhaps if more of you attended church on Sundays,

Perhaps the children are all shoving tampons up their ass

Perhaps we should take Topeka.

Perhaps you should sit down, Mr. Garrison.

Personally, I think Kyle's dad is just a whore,

Peter, lame. But I'm Jesus, so I'll forgive you, I guess.

Pirate ghosts destroying the town..

Pirate ghosts!

Pirate ghosts!

Pirate ghosts.

Places and things as Marklar.

Planet of Australia.

Playing My Country 'Tis of Thee on their recorders!

Please don't make me go on a choir tour, mom, please!

Please follow your group leaders to check in.

Please for your imagine song maybe with me if I say so.

Please help me find Joon Joon.

Please help me.

Please make them like it!

Please state name.

Please state purpose.

Please take me to Joon Joon.

Please welcome Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda.

Please, Chef. I don't know what to do about my stupid glasses.

Please, Father, appear to me.

Please, Father, do something!

Please, just listen to me. I think I found the answer.

Please, let these Marklars stay where they can grow and prosper

Please, let us go!

Please, Ma. I don't think Kenny has anywhere else to be tonight.

Please, Mom! Everybody else has Chinpokomon!

Please, Mr. Mackie, we'll be good,

Please, please give me my period soon.

Please, please, please!

Please, Sexual Harassment Panda, people listen to you.

Please! Don't sue us!

Poontang's poontang.

Pooping outside

Poor people are losing their hair!

Positronic tractor beam.

Pox presents the musical event of the new millennium.

Pretty exciting, huh?

Principal Victoria, was Eric Cartman called an ass sucker? Yes or no?

Principal Victoria, were you aware

Proceed with Marklar and make first contact.

Programs! Get your programs, here! Programs!

Proving that the people inside are not cultists after all!

Puh puuhh pirate ghost!

Pulls on another little panda's underwear,

Put down that book, the Koran And hear some holiday wishes

Put on a happy face

Put up one hell of a fight.

Put up one hell of a fight.

Que?

Que?

Que?

Queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas, m'kay.

Quick, Artemus Clyde Frog! We've got to save to Salma Hayek!

Quick, let's get out of here!

Quick, we must get to the toy store.

Quick! Everybody help the children!

Quickly and suddenly, the male is finished.

Quiet, Kenny. The goddess lives in all of us and...

Raise the roof!

Raise the roof!

Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon!

Raise your left hand and repeat after me.

Raisin Oatmeal...

Raisin Oatmeal... And I said, "We'll take a Graham Crunch.

Randy Marsh for his formulated break wind theory of spontaneous combustion.

Randy Marsh for the theory of spontaneous fart things.

Randy Marsh!

Randy, relax. We don't ever get to party. Now, come on, loosen up!

Randy, we can't allow our son to watch this stuff.

Randy, you're making me feel unimportant.

Randy! Randy! Randy!

Randy! Randy! Randy!

Re enactment of 1924.

Ready, and...

Ready? One, two, three, four.

Really well? Really well?

Really! Great! I don't have to worry about that anymore!

Really?

Really?

Really? Cool!

Really? Could you brush it off?

Red Harris.

Relax, boys, we just need to talk with you.

Remember that one.

Remember what Battle of the Network Stars did to an entire generation.

Remember, if you get lost, just follow along with Mr. Kenny G, here.

Remember, this is only a bear. All we have to do is stick together,

Remember, Tweek, punch hard, punch low. This is when

Remember? We're playing Charlie's Angels.

Representing the side of everyone else is Gerald Broflovski.

Representing the side of everyone is Gerald Broflovski,

Representing the side of everyone is Gerald Broflovski.

Republicans are so stupid!

Republicans are so stupid!

Request immediate back up.

Respect my authority!

Respect my authority.

Respect my autoritay!

Reunited for the holidays God bless us, every one

Revised music for tomorrow?

Richard, aren't you going to invite me in?

Richard, I'm here! Just now.

Richard, I'm here! Oh, Richard, it's beautiful. Yes.

Richard, say we'll be this happy forever.

Richard, you have to move on. I want you to be happy.

Richard!

Richard!

Richard!

Richard!

Richard!

Richard!

Richard!

Richard...

Right as Jesus was dying, He raised His hand and said:

Right here and now we're going to talk about this!

Right here at this hotel behind me.

Right now our plan is to burn the house down.

Right over here.

Right, right, right.

Right, the desks. Well, a lot of cuts had to be made

Right.

Right.

Right. Maybe there really are pirate ghosts and they took her inside.

Right. Maybe there really are pirate ghosts, and they took her inside!

Road by some super spooky pirate ghosts.

Rod Stewart's gonna be in Vegas?

Roostor!

Roostors aren't like Chuchunezumis,

Round yon Virgin Mother and me

Royal Crown Chinpoko Master, oh!

Royal Crown Chinpoko Master? Holy sh...

Ruin our schools! Goodbye now!

Ruined perfectly good pairs of pants.

Run for you lives, children!

Run! Children! Run!

Run! Run! Run!

Sally Struthers has a Tiberian junker,

Sally Struthers is going to give us a ride back to Earth.

Sally Struthers told us where we'd find Marvin's parents!

Salma Hayek? Whoa, she's hot!

Santa, Santa, Santa...

Saturday. Last Saturday.

Save the rainforest, totally gay, totally gay!

Say boys, what do you think of KOZY FM's Halloween Haunt so far?

Say, boys, what do you think of KOSI FM's

Say, that was a fine piece of journalism, boys.

Say, this looks like a clue.

Say, this looks like a clue.

Say, what's the matter? You kids look kind of glum.

Say, what's the matter? You kids look kind of glum.

Say, would you crackers like to hear

Say, you don't have $3.50 on you, do you?

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together

Says Oinky the Run Around with Scissors Pig!

Scare the fifth graders, then put her back before anyone notices she's gone.

Schmuck!

Schnapps?

School! School! I like school!

Science is good.

Science is very I'm port ant.

Screw Halloween, I already got my Christmas present!

Screw Halloween, I already got my Christmas present!

Screw him. Let him marry a succubus. I want to go to sleep.

Screw it, I'll rewrap it later.

Screw you guys, home.

Screw you guys, I'm going home

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Screw you, Cartman, I called leader first.

Screw you, prude bitch!

Season's greetings to all of you Let's sing songs and dance and play

Second star to the right and straight on till morning!

See how reporters get to wear those cool jackets?

See this little bear cub? It's his birthday.

See, I never had a brother or a sister.

See, I thought of Charlie's Angels, and I get to be Jaclyn Smith,

See? That means crap your pants!

Seeing as though I am Pulitzer Prize winning Tom Brokaw...

Seems all I do now is cause trouble.

Send in the negotiator!

Send your money now.

Send your money now.

Setting them on fire seems a little dangerous, Commander.

Sexual Harassment Panda

Sexual Harassment Panda

Sexual Harassment Panda

Sexual Harassment Panda

Sexual Harassment Panda

Sexual Harassment Panda

Sexual Harassment Panda.

Sharon! Sharon, can we go?

She gives him a dollar!

She had a handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.

She had Thin Mints, Graham Crunchy Thins...

She has been gone since last night and I'm worried scared.

She knew so much about so many things. She really got me thinking

She mostly gets really mad. Mostly.

She sure does. I wouldn't mind taking that home!

She was all, like, crunchy and crispy and stuff.

She was so adorable with the little pigtails and all.

She's a cannon.

She's a goddamned succubus!

She's evil and wants to suck Chef's life out of him!

She's just being loud because she's in heat.

She's not worried about you.

She's so amazing

She's so evil, she has him totally kept away from us.

Shelly got up and killed the turds On Christmas day in the morning

Shelly is starting to get pissed On Christmas day, on Christmas day

Shelly, guess who's busted?

Shelly's boyfriend who is sitting right now?

Should anything happen to me, that letter will go out,

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

Should auld acquaintance be forgot

Should I get it?

Should the gas not be expelled the methane can build up,

Shouldn't we hide her better than that?

Shouldn't we hide her better than that? Kyle, will you stop worrying? God!

Shut the hell up, Kitty!

Shut up, bitch!

Shut up, Cartman!

Shut up, Eric!

Shut up, Jimbo.

Shut up, Kenny!

Shut up, Kitty!

Shut up, turd!

Shut up, turds!

Shut up, turds!

Shut up, you guys! I can't think!

Shut your mouth, woman.

Shut your pie hole! I'll kick your ass, you... drum!

Sick of being called a homo?

Sign heah, and heah, and heah.

Sign here, and here, and here.

Silent night, holy night

Silver bells, silver bells It's Christmastime, you guys

Since it is the end of the first 2,000 years,

Since the defendant is underage,

Since the school's funding is short for lawsuits.

Sincerely yours, Richard Adler. Shop class.

Sir.

Sit down boys. Now let's see, what did Mr. Garrison send you in here for?

Sit on the toilet, here he comes

Skeeter, I don't want no trouble now!

Skyler, not here.

Sleep in heavenly peace

Slowly going up and down my body.

Smack each other around.

So a few moments get try again and again

So as not to allow further decomposition.

So as to not allow further decomposition..

So authorities have decided to call in the National Guard.

So big penis!

So buck up!

So call me, Kyle's dad, because it's not about money, it's about...

So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine

So from this day forward everyone in South Park will be required to fart

So get off your heathen Hindu ass and... celebrate!

So get off your heathen Muslim ass and... celebrate!

So he decided to scare everyone away from the docks.

So he decided to scare everyone away from the docks.

So He stopped thinking about His own misery, and did what had to be done.

So he would have to have it soaked in warm water

So he would have to have it soaked in warm water for several hours

So I am gonna have to ask for a bit more cash, but we can talk about that later.

So I can buy more Chinpokomon

So I can't have any feelings for you, I just can't, Lenny!

So I gotta spend all night instructing Squirts!

So I guess the lesson is,

So I guess the lesson is:

So I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a dreidel.

So I said, "You're a little turd."And he...

So I think it's important that we watch it

So if anyone is interested in seeing the rainforest

So let me introduce myself. I'm your new cook, Mr. Derp.

So let's all rejoice for Jesus Merry... Christmas to you

So let's review. Tootie left in the fourth season,

So let's take the opportunity to learn our choreography.

So maybe we should reschedule the fight for tomorrow?

So much pain in the world today Too many turds are heading my way

So now I should stop liking Chinpokomon, because you all don't?

So now, here's a more serious Christmas song, sung by Eric Cartman.

So small!

So small!

So string up the lights and light up the tree

So that he may rejoice and be pleased.

So that she will come home and save us.

So that we can continue these projects.

So that we may enter into a new millennium of prosperity.

So that you all know what to expect, my partner Alan has drawn a sketch

So that your parents will know where you are, m'kay?

So the four million recorder children's event is being moved to Arkansas.

So these must be ghosts that decided to become pirates after the fact.

So these must be ghosts that have decided to become pirates after the fact.

So they must come here to Marklar.

So this is where you last saw your dead grandma?

So this is where you last saw your dead grandma?

So to be an individual, I have to bomb Pearl Harbor. See you!

So Tweek and Craig can learn how to fight.

So watch out for that love bug It can destroy like a typhoon wind

So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive.

So we can go on to the aliens.

So we can tell him what a bitch she is.

So we can then pour glitter on them, so they look nice and sparkly.

So we may be a little rusty.

So we must fart only at appropriate times or when it's really really funny.

So we must stop bulldozing the rainforest so that they can live...

So we'll see you there, a'ight?

So we're gonna need an ionic tractor disruptor.

So what are we going to do about our children?

So what are we gonna do for New Year's?

So what does the ATF do when religious fanatics

So what we're gonna do, tomorrow night,

So what you're saying is

So whatever the outcome, things look very bright for Kyle's dad.

So when you spar with Ned here,

So where the hell are we going to get a dead body?

So where the hell are we gonna get a dead body?

So who wants to join the fun?

So you boys understand you have to do that regularly, mmmkay?

So you don't spontaneously combust?

So you go ahead and be Melvins and leave me alone.

So you go to the kitchen and you make us that pizza

So you guys about ready to start being my slaves?

So you guys aren't going to spend New Year's Eve with us?

So you made sweet love to her down by the fire?

So you mean we can stay friends, Stan? Wouldn't that be swell?

So you'll just have to bear through it.

So you've switched personalities to Mr. Hat, m'kay?

So, do you agree to fight him after school?

So, do you know anything that can help him?

So, I chased the monster down the street, you see

So, let's start off with a festive Hanukkah song,

So, maybe you two should...

So, now you are officially in charge of South Park's fish and wildlife.

So, this is the first meeting of our club for teens who have gotten their periods.

So, until next time, don't let frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits

So, well, that was certainly interesting.

So? What happens at the millennium?

So? You can poo in the wilderness.

Soaring so high above the world

Soaring so high above the world

Soaring so high above the world

Some crapped themselves to death.

Some kind of state of the art aircraft over Chinese airspace.

Some of us just mature a little later than others.

Some, yes.

Somebody that's family. I wonder if...

Somebody told us they saw a big panda bear in here.

Somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body.

Somebody's going to have to fill in for me.

Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak.

Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak.

Someday I will collect all the Chinpokomon,

Something that begins with the letter "P."

Something that begins with the letter R.

Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet

Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny

Sometimes he's practically water

Sometimes he's runny Sometimes he's firm

Sometimes the giveth seems a little disproportionate to the taketh,

Sometimes you fall in love

Sometimes, you can tell how much money a man has

Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch.

Son, let me tell you a little story about when your mother and I first met.

Soon, they'll all be eaten by bears.

Sorry, boys, looks like I'm stealing Chef away from you.

Sorry, children. All my funding's been cut.

Sorry, folks. Little mix up. We're playing best out of three.

Sorry, Marvin. We tried.

Sorry, son. We tried it your way. Now we do it our way.

Sort of, yeah

Sounds like it ran into the ostrich trap.

South Park has always been a place of discovery for me.

South Park School, you go over there

Special guest conductor, Yoko Ono!

Splendid, then to Fort Sumter we shall go.

Spooky spider, that's pretty scary.

Spooky spider... That's pretty scary.

Spread the word and bring you cheer.

Spread the word and bring you cheer.

Spread the word.

Squeezing 'tween your festive buns

Stan Marsh, under the new Sexual Harassment in Schools law,

Stan should be Jesus!

Stan, Kyle, and Cartman were walking around him.

Stan, let me sing you a little song about the menstrual cycle.

Stan, please, come home!

Stan, would you be the wickershamble brumble briar?

Stan, you should be excited. I would love to see the rainforest.

Stan?

Stan? Stan, it's Mommy!

Stanley, honey, what's the matter?

Stanley, I think it's best you live with Kyle from now on. His dad is better than me.

Stanley, I'm talking to you!

Stanley, you need to come home right now. Mommy misses you!

Stanley?

Start the show! Start the show! Start the show!

Start with Kenny! Start with Kenny!

Starvin Marvin!

Station 1: Jesus is condemned to death by Pilate.

Station 11: Jesus is nailed to the cross.

Station 2: Jesus takes His cross.

Stay close, everybody

Stay pissed, Tweek. Stay pissed. All right. Here we go.

Stay.

Stick me in your mouth and try to say "Howdy ho ho yum yum yum"

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm Jesus and you aren't.

Still have to do our love scene with Salma Hayek.

Still more effects from the heat wave caused by Randy Marsh.

Still, we hope our beloved Broncos can bring home another Superbowl championship,

Stinky apples. See ya boys.

Stinky apples. See ya boys.

Stop being such a bad God damned Kitty!

Stop calling me piggy!

Stop screwing around!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

String up the lights and light up the tree

Stupid asshole stuffed animals trying to ruin my night!

Stupid assholes! Moses isn't going to teach them anything.

Succubus trying to take my baby!

Sumo technique, Craig. Sumo technique.

Sung by my favourite ******* person in the whole world!

Sure, come in

Sure, gang. I have yellow stuff or white stuff. Derp!

Sure, go ahead. It's a party, isn't it? M'kay.

Sure, if you like the sound of a peacock getting its neck broken.

Sure, of course.

Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there,

Sure, we could lose and tonight we could go back

Sure, we'll help you. If there's one thing we like more than playing music,

Sure, you can try to change the past, but usually... Where are you going?

Sure, you could go off and screw any whore on Ryland Street,

Sure!

Sure! If a free trip is involved, can my whole family go?

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Apparently, they've been doing these camps

Sure. That crazy old monster. Then the fourth time...

Surrender the monument with your hands up.

Sweet!

Sweet! Now I'm gonna go kill those guys!

Sweet.

Sweet.

Swing me, Richard, swing me higher.

Swing me, Richard, swing me higher.

T. T is for turtle.

Taking advantage of everyone in town and...

Talk to him, Mayor!

Talking about sexual molestation, m'kay.

Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists And all you atheists, too

Tell them to come out peacefully, and we will not shoot them.

Tell us where you keep your Jagerminz S'more flavoured Schnapps!

Tell you things you might not like to hear.

Tell you what. I'll go tell him you accept his challenge,

Telling everybody that you're a poop eater, and he chooses you.

Telling their tale, gaily they ring While people sing songs of good cheer

Ten thousand, I have to protect my talent.

Testing, testing, one, two...

Testing, testing, one, two...

Than stupid pirate ghosts!

Thank you for a wonderful concert, Mr. G

Thank you for showing me otherwise!

Thank you for stopping by with your gargantuan penis!

Thank you so much for babysitting little Eric, Shelly.

Thank you, baby, thank you.

Thank you, boys. Blessed be the name of Jesus.

Thank you, Jesus, for being born

Thank you, Kyle's dad!

Thank you, Mayor, for this honourable distinction...

Thank you, Mayor. The noble Jakovasaur is on the brink of extinction

Thank you, Mr. Hat.

Thank you, Sexual Harassment Panda!

Thank you, Your Honour. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you for freeing me. I feel like now I can move on.

Thanks a lot, Dr Mephisto! You're the best!

Thanks a lot, Ike!

Thanks a lot, Jesus!

Thanks a lot, Stan! You're gonna get me busted again!

Thanks a lot, Stan. You're gonna get me busted again!

Thanks for all your help, Eric.

Thanks for coming. You claim to know the cause for global warming in South Park.

Thanks for inviting me to watch the game, guys.

Thanks for the newsflash, Tom Brokaw.

Thanks, God. Your friend, Stan.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Okay, let's see the music!

That 50% of Stan Marsh's belongings are to be handed over

That ain't true!

That are lacy and pretty.

That asshole eye doctor screwed up my laser surgery.

That bear thinks he can outsmart me.

That blow to his head must have killed him.

That borrows a little bit from all different ******* denominations.

That can burn your retinas and make you blind.

That changed the music and made everyone on Earth crap their pants!

That craft appears to have enough plutonium fuel aboard

That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment.

That does it! I'm calling my mom right now and busting your ass!

That does it! Mom!

That does it! You want to kill all the Squirts?

That God himself is going to show up to the event!

That goes in the master bedroom!

That have come to see this year's re enactment

That hurt!

That I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my Confederate body.

That I have a very large penis.

That I have sex with my 41 year old son?

That I must inform you that your son Kenny was killed in battle

That is causing bleeding of the colon in some small children.

That is correct, My Honour.

That is sexual harassment.

That is so strange!

That is why we make Chinpokomon camp.

That later made a conscious decision to be a pirate.

That let this harassment go on. And they have a lot more money.

That makes me a sad panda.

That makes me a very sad panda.

That makes people lose bowel control.

That means slavery is abolished!

That means you're our slave for a month!

That model aeroplane kit. Go on.

That must be of the antelope family.

That my client was being harassed at your school?

That my puberty is gonna be bigger than any of you guys'.

That people shouldn't sue each other all the time.

That says these docks are haunted by pirate ghosts.

That ship needs to be with us!

That should be fine. Just fine.

That somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body.

That son of a bitch! I'll kill him!

That sounds fine. I'm going to a meteor shower party.

That takes all the living out of life.

That that was the longest drinking binge we've ever had.

That the insects of the rainforest help the delicate balance of life here.

That the South doesn't win the war, and the South still didn't win the war, dip...!

That they are building a large cross

That they now have one minute to surrender.

That they should bring back Chicago Hope for another season? Totally!

That told everyone to fart all they want.

That was a turd trick! Your mom isn't really dead.

That was a warning. Go back inside and tell the others

That was horribee!

That was pretty cool.

That was so cool! I wish we could have seen his face.

That was supposed to be my award, Kevin! I'll get him for this! Mark my words!

That was terrify!

That we forgot we're already totally cool,

That we have to be Cartman's slaves.

That we're all pretty cool on the west side, too, if you know what I'm saying.

That we're really in the Civil War, so when the North wins,

That will reveal itself once all the Chinpokomon are collected, oh?

That will take all of your people in!

That won't be a problem, Miss Struthers.

That would be fine.

That would cry for their petty lives, but can't,

That your mother's body would be stiff and dry,

That your mother's body would be stiff and dry,

That, of course, is the voice of my babysitter, Shelly Marsh, age 12.

That... That can't be.

That's 'cause Joon Joon's a girl. Girls talk different.

That's 32 more sexual harassment lawsuits in the past 24 hours.

That's a bad... That's a bad three toed sloth!

That's amazing!

That's because you've got it upside down, chowderhead!

That's because you've got it upside down, chowderhead!

That's called a mailman! He takes care of mail.

That's easy. Get some laser corrective surgery. That's what I did.

That's God?

That's going to make your eyes as good as new.

That's good, I'll rewrap it later!

That's good. Can I tell you something? Okay.

That's great music, Mr. Mackey, what is that?

That's how it goes in the wild wild west.

That's it, folks. Now, we can all go to the docks and enjoy the Halloween Haunt.

That's it!

That's it? I don't have to sign this thing?

That's it. Come on, come on!

That's it. That's it Mr. Kitty!

That's it. That's it, you goddamn stupid bear face.

That's it. We've gotta learn that song backwards.

That's just an old legend.

That's just an old legend.

That's just great!

That's Kenny with branches on his head.

That's more than 10 bucks, you stupid fat ass!

That's Moses, stupid

That's my boyfriend. Go answer the door while I make sure

That's my grandma.

That's my grandma.

That's nice, muffin.

That's nice. Look, Chef, Cartman's got this eye doctor, see...

That's nice. When I find it I'll just make you

That's not a Christmas song, bud. That's like...

That's not funny, that sucks! Eric, will you please, PLEASE,

That's not gay or anything. We said so. Right?

That's not scary, fat ass!

That's not scary, fatass!

That's not the topic, tonight. The topic is global warming.

That's not true, Mr. Garrison.

That's not true! Your father loved you!

That's not your mom calling!

That's okay!

That's okay. I've got a special, kids' room down in the basement

That's only 72 shopping days left for you!

That's only 72 shopping days left for you.

That's only for girls

That's plenty of time for me to make a turd sandwich out of you.

That's quick thinking, Artemus Clyde Frog.

That's right and over thirty percent of the world's oxygen is made in the rainforests.

That's right, and that means only two more months till Christmas!

That's right, Bob, and of course the main attraction today

That's right, Santa, and we love each and every one of them.

That's right! Anything we like is instantly not cool!

That's right. He can.

That's right. It's just harmless experimenting.

That's right. Maybe we should do what the Confederates would have done

That's sexual harassment?

That's sexual harassment.

That's swell!

That's the fifth store we've been kicked out of! Why is it so hard to get a nurection?

That's the scientific term for crapping your pants.

That's what I told him, but he doesn't listen to reason!

That's where cute little ol' me laid down my sweet head

That's where the Civil War really escalated.

That's why God wasn't answering me before!

That's why he wouldn't show up to my New Year's party!

That's why he's on the Island of Misfit Mascots.

That's why I'm gonna smoke this cigar, only 'cause I've never smoked before.

That's why I've assembled this crack team of scientists

That's why they're lame

That's why they're lame

That's why they're lame

That's why we have the little stapler.

That's why your family is so poor. You fuckin asshole!

That's why, when it comes to chicks, I just screw them and leave them.

That's you, Kenny. Raise your hand.

The American government lies to you!

The ATF commander tells us that he has reason to believe

The ATF had no choice but to shoot the insane couple,

The ATF is outside and they think you're all a religious cult!

The bear took a Squirt. I'm gonna get it now!

The bear took a Squirt. I'm gonna get it now!

The beginning and the end.

The belt sander? Tommy! I told you not to screw around

The best New Year's bash ever!

The best way to do this is all get on one side

The best way to do this is, all get on one side and push it from the top.

The best way to make our kids not like something is to like it ourselves.

The boys here will keep little Eric Cartman distracted.

The brown noise! Kenny and me found the brown noise!

The child in carbonite.

The children have started suing adults. They could sue us next!

The concert is gonna start soon!

The Confederates would have whupped ass in Topeka, too.

The darling kids choir, Getting Gay with Kids,

The desolation, the damage

The Don't Do Stuff That Might Irritate Your Inner Ear Badger.

The Evil Power is the United States government!

The father doesn't have a gun?

The female lion relaxes her body and says "Hello" to Mr. Winky.

The fire is slowly dying

The first party of the first panda may sue the second party panda

The folks are sure glad you're playing

The gang and I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this.

The gang and I wrote a song about it, and it goes goes a little somethin' like this:

The gayest party ever.

The Gold Coat lions are in the throes of mating season.

The group is recruiting new members

The group seems to be led by military mastermind

The Hare Krishnas are totally gay.

The hour of Jewbilee is near. Let all debts be forgiven and all slaves freed.

The hour of Jewbilee is near. Let all debts be forgiven and all slaves freed.

The identity of the Evil Power won't be revealed

The Jakovasaurs would have gone extinct if we hadn't interfered,

The lady on TV. She knows everything. Sally Struthers.

The letter "P"?

The lights are turned way down low, so

The little boy combusted because he had a new girlfriend.

The Loch Ness monster.

The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away,

The Lord would not have felt it necessary to punish us by takething this little boy...

The makers of Chinpokomon are going town to town

The male lion is enticed by the female's supple breasts and firm backside.

The male lion positions himself behind the female,

The Marklars can stay!

The Mayor has invited us to compete on a game show in South Park.

The men in grey are the Confederacy from the South.

The meteor shower is expected to begin at any moment,

The methane gathers here in the bowel area where it causes pressure.

The more we forbid them to play with Chinpokomons,

The mother of all trials is set to begin.

The natural processes give off a byproduct known as methane gas.

The new Japanese emperor, Hirohito, has made our own children

The new millennium is almost upon us

The newscaster has yet to be reached for comment! Wait...

The nightmare begins.

The noise came from in here. Stay close, everybody!

The number where I'll be is on the refrigerator.

The object is simply to push opponent out of circle.

The one four miles away in Fairplay has better pretzels.

The only man old enough to have actually seen the Civil War

The people are panicking about spontaneous combustion!

The perfect number of credit cards for a man to have is two.

The Primary Main Objective is to destroy the Evil Power!

The rainforest is very delicate and we must take steps to protect it.

The road?

The schnapps with the delightful taste of s'mores!

The school board has sent over a special guest

The sexual harassment case

The ship seems to be made out of a super strong alloy.

The ship took us to another planet!

The something, something, something

The sonofabitch who calls himself a scientist.

The spirit of the dragon is in your hands.

The spontaneous combustion problem escalates as

The stars are brightly shining

The stars in the sky looked down where I lay

The strength of Japan is in its history, and it is based

The temperature is steadily rising every day!

The time has come! We will take Pearl Harbor!

The trip shouldn't take any longer.

The two most important people of the whole season.

The Union Army had to get the bell of Appomattox

The Union occupants of Fort Sumter peacefully.

The Virgin Mary and Christ were there On Christmas day, on Christmas day

The Virgin Mary and...

The weather outside is frightful

The world will be watching!

The Yanagapa are gentle native people that live in the rainforest,

Their evil power makes a man blind to love.

Their government's authority. You must declare the Confederacy its own nation

Their joyful tone to every home

Their joyful tone to every home Hark, hear the bells, sweet silver bells

Their potential to overcome those obstacles go that way.

Them funny padded shirts in the winter?

Then a crown of thorns was placed on Jesus' head and Jesus was all like, thanx.

Then all he needed was some sound effects created by this cup and a piece of cheese.

Then all he needed was some sound effects,

Then call me, Kyle's dad, and I'll help you

Then Echo team run up and attack it with your Squirt knives.

Then I shall bid you good morning, gentlemen,

Then I will fight the Evil Power

Then pulled out very big guns and started shooting everyone.

Then pulled out very big guns and started shooting everyone.

Then say it now, Richard.

Then there'd be no point in our existence.

Then we'll know the brown noise!

Then you'll mostly never baby sit me again. Mostly.

Then you're gonna love Alabama Man!

Then, you'll help us?

There a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass.

There are choppers here along with several tanks...

There are no more missions. I have everything I want.

There are only two of us left.

There are over four million of you, so we must have quiet!

There are so many reasons not to kill yourselves. Flowers, for instance.

There are times when humans can no longer endure

There comes a time in every father's life when he must ask himself,

There goes Jeffrey Dahmer With a festive Christmas ham

There has been a terrible flood in Oklahoma, m'kay,

There he is, Squirts.

There is a religious cult in there that plans to commit mass suicide

There is an impurity

There is another option.

There is no brown noise, fat boy!

There is no holiday season in India, I've heard

There is nothing to worry about.

There it is!

There may be children inside,

There seems to be a lot more takething going on, but there it is.

There she is!

There she is!

There she is.

There was my uncle, Richard, he molested me.

There was this big, muscular football player named Quib,

There we go.

There were a lot of guys who were after your mother.

There would be nothing left for us to do ourselves.

There you are, Eric. Come on. We have to go to the eye doctor.

There you go, son.

There you have it! Straight from the horse's mouth!

There, see? You got him coughing up blood.

There, you see?

There! We did it! I'm not proud of it, but there it is!

There.

There's a dude here!

There's a lot of demon toys to buy The snow is falling and all is well

There's a place that is magical and full of rain,

There's a place that is magical and full of rain...

There's an old legend in South Park that says

There's gonna be four million children playing this song

There's gonna be over four million third graders

There's got to be a morning after

There's got to be a morning after

There's got to be a morning after

There's got to be a morning after

There's missionaries there, too.

There's monkeys that make better counselors than you!

There's no room in the world for pandas.

There's no such thing as free money.

There's plenty of chicks like you out there.

There's Princess Diana holding burning mistletoe

These are blanks, but they still hurt like hell!

These docks are haunted by pirate ghosts.

These lasers aren't powerful enough!

These laws tell us what we can and can't say in the workplace

These Marklars have no good Marklar to live on Marklar,

These people are much poorer than those in the US.

These people, Jakov, these people need you.

They ain't gonna stop until we're all dead, I betcha.

They are?

They believe in Mohammed And not in our holiday

They can't grow food or nothing.

They don't even really sing. They use prerecorded tapes.

They don't hang up their stockings

They don't want this Marklar or any of his Marklars to live here

They found another Jakovasaur.

They got those thick noses and all.

They grab your balls with their leather gloved hands

They have never heard of Jesus Christ.

They haven't the heart for such endeavours.

They just don't know it yet.

They just stick your hand in cold spaghetti

They just stick your hand in cold spaghetti and tell you it's intestines and stuff.

They look exactly the same.

They mock us in Kansas, soldier.

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

They mostly only come every few years. Mostly.

They pray to several gods And put needles in their skin

They roam these docks with their swords and hook hands

They said Chef works in one of these buildings.

They say we can either fight them or join them.

They shine that light in your face

They should be here any second. Where the hell are the Squirts?

They should bring back another season of Chicago Hope, though, seriously.

They should go right for Antonio Banderas.

They think our parents are the religious cult!

They think the South is a joke. They don't respect our authority.

They use Marklar to try and force Marklars to believe their Marklar.

They was probing me and all that.

They will take all your Marklars and replace them with Marklar.

They'll be nothing but rainforest covering the entire world.

They'll slide onto this mining car,

They're all still doing a re enactment. What we have to do is play into that!

They're fighting the fascist policies of their fascist government.

They're gonna burn us up and act like nothing happened.

They're just drunk, Cartman. As soon as they sober up, they'll stop!

They're just using that talk to distract you!

They're making Chinpokomon dolls, Mom.

They're not gonna let him in the re enactment.

They're not pirate ghosts, Jonathan, they're ghost pirates.

They're not pirate ghosts, Jonathan, they're ghost pirates.

They're not terrorists, they're just a bunch of drunk wankers from Colorado.

They're so strange. Where are they from?

They're the geekiest kids at our school!

They're too vague and too easily corruptible.

They've never read a Christmas story They don't know what Rudolph is about

They've opened the wormhole!

Things can not get any more weak for me.

Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you,

Think about it: if your grandma knew that she could help you,

Think again!

Third cubicle on the left.

This ass is not like any I've encountered, Master.

This cross is seriously heavy. Oh man! This is totally weak.

This doesn't make sense!

This giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era comes out of the water.

This here is Dougie. He's not too old, but he sure is a hoot to hang with.

This is a re enactment, Kyle.

This is a song I wrote for you, Shelly. One, two... One, two, three, four...

This is about history! We can't let them change it!

This is all that damn lawyer's fault!

This is bullcrap!

This is bullcrap! I am not following this stupid hippie around anymore!

This is Cartman v. Marsh,

This is case number 47 G, Everyone v. Everyone.

This is Eric's mom and I want him home right now.

This is freaking me out, dude.

This is fuckin stupid!

This is getting us nowhere.

This is gonna be fun!

This is gonna be fun!

This is gonna be sweet!

This is gonna be sweet!

This is got stop, please, you guys.

This is great news for us!

This is great!

This is insane.

This is Jesus we're talking about!

This is Jill Munroe, reporting live from inside the meteor shower party.

This is just a dream. You still up on that cross.

This is not a woman. It is a succubus.

This is ridiculous!

This is Shop class.

This is so wonderful! Let's sing!

This is stupid. Screw you guys, I'm going home.

This is sweet, being rugged outdoorsmen,

This is the Chinpokomon Camp!

This is the first step in bringing this species

This is the Missionary 600.

This is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.

This is the Tsumutami sword...

This is the worst New Year's ever!

This is totally what's happening!

This is very important for mature people

This is what we did in Waco. Play really bad music really loud

This is what we get for celebrating Halloween

This is what you get!

This is where all the leaders of the Costa Rican government make their...

This is where the Elders meet.

This is where we all stand in a circle

This isn't over. Oh, no. Oh, no, not by a long shot.

This just in!

This man has very big penis!

This map doesn't make any sense.

This must be it.

This must be it. Cleo Broflovski.

This must be the place.

This must be the place. They've got all kinds of crazy things going on in there.

This one Jakovasaur could mother an entire population of the animals.

This one time, I was watching this rabbit,

This one time, like eight months ago,

This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park.

This one's got wings, you guys!

This part kind of sucks, Kenny. But don't screw it up.

This party is very loud, Poopiekins. You'll have to speak up.

This person shouldn't be bummed because

This place gives me the creeps.

This place gives me the creeps.

This place is rad! Look at all the trees and stuff!

This retreat really is out of the way, isn't it?

This Saturday and Sunday. You can't wait to go!

This Saturday at 11:00 Eastern, 10:00 Central

This Saturday!

This sexual harassment who's a fudge!

This ship is now property of the United States Government.

This should be a good fight.

This spot looks good.

This stupid place fuckin sucks!

This sucks balls!

This war has taken something from all of us, and although your son appears

This whole Chinpokomon thing

This year I have decided to fight for the glorious South.

This year's nominees are...

This! This gourd thingy, for instance!

Thomas, you're gonna get me going!

Those bastards!

Those New Yorker kids are gonna be here any second

Though we each come from a different sect of Judaism,

Though we have lost Neil Smith to free agency and Steve Atwater to the Jets,

Through a wormhole and deliver the message

Through Mr. Garrison's mental state.

Through the years we all will be together

Throughout 1861, the Confederate authorities tried to drive out

Thus spaketh the Lord.

Time for you to get proven wrong, fat boy.

Time to go, Mr. Hankey

To be opened in case of my demise.

To be really scary it would have to be real.

To be really scary, it would have to be real.

To be the only casualty so far, know that we all share your pain.

To blow up a large city.

To buy the sweetest big screen TV in the world.

To change our American children somehow.

To Eric Cartman immediately.

To find out the cause of the phenomenon.

To get back at those asshole New Yorker kids.

To get Bosley some cookies and a TV set.

To get you guys mad at each other.

To go visit her, what does that have to do with his death?

To help save the rainforest and you can be a part of it.

To help starving children in Ethiopia.

To help starving, helpless people who live in a rotten part of the world.

To our families and say, "We did it!

To play a comeback concert at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas

To play My Country 'Tis of Thee on their recorders!

To recite my sing song, My Country 'Tis of Thee.

To save my mother's life.

To save the rainforest because you like it's pretty flowers.

To save your father's life?

To see if it's teaching him good moral values.

To see who was the toughest. We made up all that stuff we said

To smote you two assholes right off the planet! Super powers is sweet.

To stuff in the back of your pants so you don't get blood on your underwear.

To teach people about sexual harassment.

To teach us all about sexual harassment in schools.

To teach you the fine points of boxing.

To Terrell Davis, he's at the 50, the 40...

To that reporter down there.

To the Confederates, so Jefferson Davis decided to take action.

To the wounded pigeon you were supposed to take care of?

To those creepy pirate ghosts.

To whom it may concern. I can no longer live without her.

To your conditions. You and all the Confederates will have

Today we're gonna learn how different cultures around the world

Tom Brokaw? Oh, no! The press already?

Tom, I'm here live in Las Vegas

Tom, I'm standing in front of a house where a religious cult

Tom, I'm standing in New York City

Tom, it looked for a second as if Jesus was going to come out of his house

Tommy stuck his face in the belt sander.

Tomorrow my son is going to get married to a beautiful lady.

Tomorrow, the world will be tuning in

Tomorrow's trial, Everyone v. Everyone, is going to make things a lot worse.

Toodaloo!

Topeka. We're raising all kinds of hell, see.

Trip for himself and 50 of his closest relatives to lovely...

Try again! Recorders up.

Try and act *******.

Try to bomb the harbour!

Try to bomb the harbour!

Turds!

Turn back right now.

Tweek just weighed in at 48 pounds, Craig at 45

Tweek, did you hear that? Craig just called you a boner.

Tweek's family was on the news saying what a wuss you are, Craig.

Two tostados in... en charida.

U huh, nice costume, Kenny. If you think you're gonna win with that, huh!

Uh hall right! Well, enjoy the spooky docks, kids.

Uh, he says Pablo here will take you on a rainforest tour.

Uh, I'll try to find a solution...

Uh, No.

Uh, please, everyone!

Uh, she was all, like, crunchy and crispy and stuff.

Uh, we're the choir that was sent from the United States.

Uh, yeah. So, do you have a phone we could use?

Um, I know! Perhaps you would like a gift.

Uncle Corey! Wow! You're all alive again.

Uncle Jimbo, Cartman found some big animal creature. It ran over that way.

United States government is the Evil Power!

Unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda

Unless you're actually a...

Unlock the door, Squirts! The keys are up there!

Until all Chinpokomon are collected by a Royal Crown Chinpoko Master!

Until I saw the KOSI FM Halloween Haunt.

Until it drives them nuts and makes them want to come out.

Until the new millennium!

Until we can run some tests!

Up on the housetop reindeer pause Out jumps good ol' me

Up on the housetop, click click click

Up to six hours, which enters into golden time.

Up your ass with broken glass!

Up yours!

Upstairs? Why, there's ain't nothing upstairs but adults.

Us and all our families.

Used by the ancient Tokugawa soldiers?

Using dry macaroni, paper, and glue.

Ustedas choir de estados unidos, mmmbien?

Usually we just sit around and make stuff,

Utah's nothing but missionaries!

Veronica and I are getting married!

Veronica spent the whole day sharing her favourite poems with me.

Veronica surprised me at the office and took me out to dinner.

Very big is going to happen at the millennium

Voices!

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute! I don't have to be your slave!

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute, I think I know the answer!

Wait for me. I wanna get out of these stupid clothes.

Wait till you guys see my costume! It's gonan be sweet!

Wait till you guys see my costume! It's gonna be sweet!

Wait, here's 20. Get one for your brother, too

Wait, I thought you called your planet Marklar.

Wait, it's not a gun!

Wait, you guys

Wait! Miss Struthers? Miss Struthers?

Wait! Wait, I think I can explain this whole thing.

Wait... Mary wife of... Hold On.

Wait... What am I saying? Call me!

Wake his mother and ring the bells

Wake up, honey, it's time to leave for Las Vegas!

Want to thank you a lot for coming.

Warning! Deflector shields failing.

Was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Protozoic era.

Was giving some stupid presentation

Watch me, Richard!

Watch out for ground eels.

Watch out for the bedspread, baby. Look out now

We accept all denominations of Judaism here at Scouts, Elder,

We ain't got no more missions? What are we supposed to do?

We all know that pigeon was a whore.

We all sing the merry tune of Stratford until I yell, "Churrah!"

We almost starved to death at lunch today.

We already know you know him, we have this!

We always help each other out, don't we, fellows?

We are all doomed to die!

We are confused.

We are fighters just like you! Could you help us get back to San Jose?

We are from America, A mer i ca.

We are Jew Squirts We know Jew words

We are lost and very hungry.

We are lost! Can you help us?

We are pleased to sponsor you with all the s'more schnapps you need!

We are rooting for the Broncos here, Jakov.

We are Squirts, we are Squirts We're so kosher, that it hurts

We are the CIA!

We are very thankful to you for bringing our Marklar back to us.

We ask for your tutelage.

We at Japan Toy Company are in awe of your large penis.

We at the Japan Toy Company are very concerned about your concerns.

We await your return, Haman. Your passage is safe from enemies.

We both have to be up early tomorrow, but thanks again.

We brought Marvin and his people to live here

We came all the way to Las Vegas for this?

We can ask him anything we want, like,

We can hang out together on New Year's Eve!

We can make up a word, and then use it

We can set up everything in my clubhouse

We can still pretend like we know what it means.

We can't do anything. Kenny still hasn't come out of his seizure.

We can't fall asleep. We've gotta nail that song.

We can't fire at them, sir. There are too many children.

We can't go around saving every form of life

We can't spend New Year's Eve with a couple of kids.

We cannot achieve much with so small penis.

We cannot take over your city, filled with men of such mastodonic penis.

We caught up with Mr. Marsh earlier today and he had this to say:

We could get a big, scary, plastic spider

We could never make one that looks real enough.

We could never make one that looks real enough.

We could shove a stick up her ass and use her like a puppet!

We could shove a stick up her ass and use her like a puppet.

We could use its DNA and have a chance

We did not share an intimate moment, okay? That makes it sound gay.

We don't eat the Bibles, we read them!

We don't know! Honestly! I swear it!

We don't know.

We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here

We don't take kindly to panda bears!

We don't take kindly to your types around here!

We don't take kindly to your types around here.

We don't take kindly to your types in here.

We don't take kindly to your types in here.

We don't understand what the point of your product is!

We don't wanna look at it, Cartman.

We don't want to upset you, but it happens.

We don't want to upset you, but it happens.

We don't want your solutions, phoney!

We don't want your solutions, phoney!

We dug her up 'cause we wanted to scare the fifth graders,

We dug her up 'cause we wanted to scare the fifth graders,

We dug her up 'cause we wanted to scare the fifth graders,

We eventually came back to my place and really hit it off

We find the next toy and turn them all onto it as soon as possible.

We got him. All right!

We gotta find a way out of this room, by golly,

We gotta make these little peckers stop before they get themselves killed!

We had taco salad that night.

We have a big concert tomorrow, don't we kids?

We have a chance to find the sunshine

We have a chance to find the sunshine

We have a special gift for you, the gift of song.

We have a very strange little boy, Gerald!

We have collateral.

We have just received an exclusive video from inside the house,

We have of you with Marissa Tomei

We have something very important to discuss

We have taken Topeka, and now

We have to be quiet, or else we're gonna get busted!

We have to be quiet, or else we're gonna get busted!

We have to leave you up there until you die,

We have to let nature run its course.

We have to let them know this isn't a cult party.

We have to stop it.

We have to take him to that rancher's barn to see his girlfriend.

We have to talk to him.

We have to watch them! We can't miss it!

We have won it all, and you guys are my slaves. Because I hate you guys.

We have you locked on fire ready.

We heard this a million times back up in the states

We just came by to apologize. We feel so bad.

We just didn't get to him in time. There was nothing we could do.

We just encourage them to find someplace better.

We just got Rod Stewart to agree

We just have a few things to go over

We just have to keep throwing gas on the fire.

We just have to show you this new species

We just have to show you this new species

We just need to respect our mother rainforest and she will respect us.

We just received a photo from the recon team

We just run around in circles and try to grab each other's asses!

We just thought we'd bring it to everyone's attention,

We just want you to know that we think you're pretty cool.

We knew you could do it, Jesus!

We know how to fart Mr. Mackie!

We know how to take them out, Mr. Garrison.

We know of this creature only from remains found frozen in snow.

We know that it was you guys

We know what you are, lady.

We look at the word, and think about what that word means to us

We love Chinpokomon, too! It's super toy number one!

We love you Randy!

We love you Randy!

We love you Randy!

We may incur the full wrath of evil!

We may incur the full wrath of evil!

We must get to the bottom of this,

We must have a practice here, imagine song,

We must take only pictures and leave only footprints.

We need information on one of the Ethiopians.

We need somebody to be Bosley.

We need something that might catch their eye to use as bait.

We need something that might catch their eye to use as bait. I know!

We need those macaroni pictures for Moses right now!

We need to pay closer attention to the sheet music!

We need to run over to the hospital and identify her body.

We need to use your ship to catch those boys.

We need you, Chef.

We need your money to spread the word of Jesus

We now return to the 42nd Annual Nobel Prize Awards.

We only liked Chinpokomon because everyone else did,

We saved the day!

We scared you, chickens!

We scared you! Chickens!

We separate you in school because you talk different or you study too hard.

We should come up with a way to scare them!

We should come up with a way to scare them.

We should use it to pray to Haman and enter into a new millennium of faith.

We still have to shop for Genghis Khan Michael Landon's hair looks swell

We sure can!

We sure did! Why, we put the fear of God

We take the s'more schnapps, and by morning they'll all wanna go home.

We tried to tell ATF people, but they shot at us. Anything else?

We understand you have big concern about our fine product.

We wanna hear something new!

We want answers!

We want God!

We want God!

We want God!

We want God!

We want Sexual Harassment Panda.

We want to see God.

We was so scared. Lord, have mercy. I jumped up in the boat and I said,

We watched each other jack off in the hot tub!

We were having an awfully good time before you showed up, too, however.

We were just driving our van when all of a sudden we were run off the

We were just driving our van, when all of a sudden

We were run off the road by some super spooky pirate ghosts.

We were so worried about how cool we looked to those New Yorker kids

We will begin with language and exercise skills!

We will do anything for that technology.

We will give them a home and a fighting chance at survival.

We will now all be moving in an orderly fashion to our assigned hotels.

We won't warn ya again! Stay away from our docks!

We won't warn ya again! Stay away from our docks!

We'd like to speak with Sexual Harassment Panda, please.

We'll be back to pick you up after the meteor shower party, boys.

We'll be upstairs if you need anything, Stan

We'll be watching on TV.

We'll bust out dead gram gram. Let's go!

We'll come back in our costumes and use her to scare the fifth graders.

We'll come get you kids when the meteor shower starts.

We'll flush him out and then we'll attack him.

We'll give you anything you want!

We'll have to call each other every other day. Okay. I can do that

We'll have to resort to more drastic measures.

We'll just leave you two lovebirds alone.

We'll talk about this later, Gerald.

We're all going to make macaroni pictures, like this one,

We're Angels. What do Angels do without missions?

We're clearing out big sections of the rainforest for a lumber yard.

We're damned for all eternity

We're from Mt Peaceful Cemetery. Could we have a word with you?

We're from Mt. Peaceful Cemetery. Could we have a word with you?

We're getting the hell out of here and away from those goddamn things.

We're gonna dig up Kyle's dead grandma.

We're gonna dig up Kyle's dead grandma.

We're gonna dig up Kyle's dead grandma.

We're gonna do a big tour down in Central America

We're gonna do some big thing out in the woods.

We're gonna go hunt us a bear! Then I'll get my Chutzpah Badge for sure!

We're gonna go outside to watch the meteor shower.

We're gonna make some revelry Spirits are high, so I can tell

We're gonna scare you kids to death!

We're gonna take Topeka once and for all!

We're here live at the KOSI 102. 1 Halloween Haunt

We're here live at the KOZY 102.1 Hallween Haunt at the South Park docks!

We're here live in San Jose, Costa Rica, where hundreds of rich Americans

We're here to speak with some of your students.

We're here to stop the terrorists!

We're just gonna sit back and enjoy some holiday songs!

We're just gonna slide you down this rope,

We're new.

We're not getting gay with any kids, okay!

We're on like some foreign planet.

We're ready to head to the Latin American nation of Costa Rica,

We're sorry to interrupt, but we've got bad news.

We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen.

We're sorry, Chef. We had to do it.

We're spreading awareness like never before

We're spreading awareness like never before.

We're supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen.

We're supposed to play the Halloween concert tomorrow.

We're supposed to reach into this little dish and pull out a word.

We're supposed to talk about our periods and boys.

We're the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.

We're the group singing for the save the rainforest summit tomorrow.

We're the last of our kind.

We're trying to find the brown noise.

We're with the American government!

We're with the CIA.

We's in big doo doo now.

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose

We've followed blindly for thousands of years

We've got a Haunted House, and everyone is decorating

We've got a long bus ride back to Colorado, m'kay.

We've got about four hours to the New Year

We've got an eyewitness exclusive video for you, sir.

We've got that much time to find out how to destroy a succubus

We've got to find our way together

We've got to get that picture to your mom

We've got to get these copied four million times

We've got to hide!

We've got to hide!

We've got to pretend down to the last detail

We've got to stop this fighting

We've got you cookies and a TV set, so what's our next mission?

We've learnt a lot from you and your great friend Kenny.

We've taken Topeka!

We've tried calling, but there's no answer.

Welcome to Chinpokomon Toy Corporation.

Welcome to Home Ec. For the next week,

Welcome to Jewbilee! You folks find it okay?

Welcome to Marklar.

Welcome to Spooky Laboratory.

Welcome to the South Park re enactment

Welcome to the Spooky Laboratory.

Well don't just stand there! Help him!

Well gang, it looks like we have to pack it up.

Well get me down from here!

Well guess what boys, I think Getting Gay with Kids is just what you need.

Well I guess you guys can do the Stations of the Cross by yourselves.

Well I'll tell you what young man,

Well I'm gonna change the way you think kiddo.

Well I'm gonna change the way you think kiddo.

Well let me show you, just to be sure, mmmkay.

Well Mr. Pedro, this was a great tour, but I guess we should be heading back,

Well thanks a lot, KoRn! You KoRn powers really came through for us!

Well that doesn't matter! I learned something from the Stations of the Cross.

Well that doesn't matter! I learned something from the Stations of the Cross.

Well then screw you, bitch! I've got plenty of other girlfriends that will.

Well then why didn't he give me what I wanted?

Well then, he'd better do something on New Year's Eve 'cause it's in the Bible!

Well they're right. We should have known that all that methane could

Well this Saturday, in Oklahoma City,

Well well well! A lot of you came to church.

Well well well.

Well why the hell don't they get jobs?

Well, all right. Get some safety goggles and start getting acquainted

Well, all right. Here we go.

Well, all right. Ned, get the mayor on the phone, tell her that we...

Well, all righty then.

Well, Angels, I must say I think we did a smashing job.

Well, apparently they breed in litters.

Well, aren't you crackers just cute as the dickens?

Well, as Abraham Lincoln, I accept your surrender, and agree

Well, because they're the ones

Well, can I ask you guys a difficult question?

Well, children, I am your teacher. I think you'll find that my advice

Well, come on, everybody. We've got to get to the nearest bus station quick.

Well, come on, everybody. We've got to get to the nearest bus station quick.

Well, come on, tell us about it!

Well, come on! We can think of something better than stupid pirate ghosts!

Well, come on. We can think of something better

Well, don't just stand there, call an ambulance.

Well, don't worry, I've got something

Well, don't you want to see them?

Well, dude, he's 22. What were you doing with him anyways?

Well, enough of the lectures. Let's get to boxing.

Well, everyone in the world thinks you are. See you, Tweek.

Well, gang, it looks like we have to pack it up

Well, go on. Go see the nurse. She'll give you some peroxide.

Well, go put that pizza in the oven, bitch. I'm hungry.

Well, God can't just answer every prayer

Well, guys, I'm afraid I won't be able to hang out with you on New Year's Eve.

Well, he hasn't been here yet.

Well, he is a little ass sucker.

Well, he should be out now directly

Well, hello there, queefs.

Well, here are some kids enjoying the Halloween Haunt now.

Well, how did we do it last time?

Well, how is it good?

Well, I better book my ass a flight to Vegas!

Well, I can still do that, children.

Well, I can't find anything. Wait, what's this?

Well, I can't say that I blame him.

Well, I can't. I left the oven on.

Well, I don't know what our mission is.

Well, I don't study human biology, I study the Earth.

Well, I don't think that's very fair. If I teach Craig,

Well, I guess it is a pretty good size.

Well, I guess one little cheers is in order.

Well, I guess that's about the end of my Christmas album

Well, I guess that's true...

Well, I guess to Fort Sumter in South Carolina.

Well, I guess you can suck my tiny little balls.

Well, I hope you do. Otherwise, it's lumpy potatoes from here on out

Well, I just hope that now we can put the past behind us,

Well, I just... I kind of like having you around.

Well, I mean, that's what was on the news.

Well, I must say I still don't get this at all.

Well, I must say, I still don't get this at all.

Well, I never really wanted to experiment with anything too crazy.

Well, I say we go find them and kick their devil worshipping butts out of town!

Well, I say we go find them,

Well, I should think the most logical solution would be hormones.

Well, I tell you one thing, I sure as heck am excited!

Well, I tell you what.

Well, I think I can sign for that!

Well, I think I can sign for that!

Well, I think we got what we wanted!

Well, I was just standing over by Tweek, and he called you a big poop eater.

Well, I won't have sex with him!

Well, I'd like to see you do any better, bitch!

Well, I'd say other than making everyone in the world crap their pants,

Well, I'll leave now.

Well, I'll tell you what, we may not have Elway this year,

Well, I'm a bad ass cowboy Living in the cowboy days

Well, I'm a bad ass cowboy Living in the cowboy days

Well, I'm afraid that somebody dug her up.

Well, I'm going to Spooky Laboratory.

Well, I'm gonna have my Uncle Jimbo teach Tweek how to box.

Well, I'm *******.

Well, I'm joining them. Those blanks hurt!

Well, I'm letting Eric go to the camp.

Well, I'm no longer doing sexual harassment lawsuits in schools.

Well, I'm not gonna let a stupid bear get...

Well, I'm sure glad this is all over!

Well, I've got a world wide telecast recorder concert to get to!

Well, I've really learnt something today.

Well, I've said all I can say.

Well, if Cartman's the only one who gets it

Well, if I get 10 bucks from each of you, that's like $2,000...

Well, in that case, I think we should name it...

Well, it appears they'll be going back to Ethiopia,

Well, it certainly was nice meeting you folk.

Well, it is because you're a panda.

Well, it is kind of a special night. I guess I could experiment.

Well, it was a very long trip, but the children are very excited to sing tomorrow.

Well, it was about that time I got suspicious.

Well, it was about that time that I noticed this girl scout

Well, it'll be good for you to make new friends.

Well, it's for those reasons we want to help our friend Marvin now.

Well, it's just four days until New Years Eve 1999!

Well, it's not like it's vulgar or violent.

Well, it's not like you're the only guy

Well, it's the millennium, Jesus.

Well, it's the millennium.

Well, it's true.

Well, it's when puberty hits and you bleed.

Well, Jakov, we hope this new home inspires you and Hope to...

Well, Jewbilee is for ******* kids.

Well, keep looking! We gotta find out what it means

Well, Kyle, Jewbilee is sort of a special thing.

Well, Kyle, schools have lots of money. You see, we all pay taxes,

Well, Kyle, that's not a reason to buy something.

Well, Kyle, what do you think of your new house?

Well, let's clean up the house. Looks like everything turned out okay.

Well, let's get back into the party and see what everybody's doing.

Well, let's go to our first guest, Dr. Alphonz Mephesto.

Well, let's just try to cope with the changes

Well, let's keep trying. How about this?

Well, let's kill it.

Well, Marvin, it was sure cool seeing you again.

Well, maybe a little, but we're all a little gay.

Well, maybe just one kiss.

Well, maybe sometimes I could pretend like you're my big sister,

Well, maybe we'll get ours soon, too!

Well, Mom said I could sleep in the guest room tonight.

Well, Mom, Dad, I guess I better be going.

Well, Ms Crabtree, this certainly has been a great trip!

Well, nice job, Marvin!

Well, no wonder the damn monster keeps coming back to our house!

Well, not any more than any other student.

Well, not like that!

Well, not so good. Something really strange happened.

Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Nelle.

Well, okay. I'll try, but I'm not promising anything.

Well, on this blessed Friday, let us give thanks for stuff, and things...

Well, our friend Marvin and all his people

Well, personally, I would have sex with my son

Well, seeing as we have no lawyers,

Well, she's not here! That's just great!

Well, since I've no place to go

Well, somebody else has got to know all about

Well, sure! Why the heck not?

Well, sure.

Well, sure. Why the heck not? All right!

Well, thanks a lot, Korn

Well, that does it! Something funny is going on here.

Well, that does it. Somethin' funny is going on here.

Well, that should be fine. Just fine.

Well, that sounds great. I'm going to get some s'more schnapps.

Well, that was a nice little song, wasn't it?

Well, that was fun, Pearl. See ya later.

Well, that whole experience sure did suck.

Well, that's fine, that's fine, next time just remember

Well, that's good, honey.

Well, that's nice, but I'm gonna get a Pengin. He's the coolest.

Well, that's true, but Elway was the heart of the team.

Well, that's what being young is all about.

Well, the most likely reason is

Well, the way I see it,

Well, then the answer is no, Kyle.

Well, then, what say we all go get some ice cream?

Well, then, you're gonna go wild for Wild Wacky Action Bike!

Well, there is a lot of room on Marklar

Well, there's a whole crappy band here. Can you hear them?

Well, they say everybody has, at some point. Don't they?

Well, they're about to get worse.

Well, this is all fine and good,

Well, this is all fine and good,

Well, this one is bigger!

Well, this sucks that I have to die,

Well, this sure has been a wacky night,

Well, this sure has been a wacky night.

Well, this war is about slavery. So how about if the South wins,

Well, Tom, I'm here live in Las Vegas

Well, try it out.

Well, two girls, of course. I mean, with another guy, you know, that'd be...

Well, we can all be friends now.

Well, we can't just shoot them, there's innocents and children about.

Well, we couldn't even talk to him.

Well, we don't take kindly to you!

Well, we found a tampon stuck up your child's ass.

Well, we hope our gift of song has warmed your hearts.

Well, we just came by because we have something to tell you.

Well, we'd love to see more Jakovasaurs.

Well, we'd love to see more Jakovasaurs.

Well, we're going with our families to Las Vegas.

Well, we're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad a nurection.

Well, we've got something to tell you about Veronica, Chef.

Well, welcome to the club, Kenny.

Well, what are you waiting for, Barbrady?

Well, what are you waiting for, Barbrady?! Arrest that band!

Well, what do you think, Kyle?

Well, what do you want?

Well, what's he supposed to think, Mr. Garrison?

Well, what's the Evil Power?

Well, when I started courting your mother,

Well, when one little panda asks another little panda to perform oral sex,

Well, yeah, but just because God doesn't answer your prayers

Well, yeah, but, that?

Well, yes, they may be just what you're looking for.

Well, yes.

Well, you are taking Chef from us

Well, you better not be, because the Shop class is...

Well, you can call leader till your ass bleeds

Well, you certainly are welcome here, alien.

Well, you don't have to worry about me.

Well, you gonna read your message or not?

Well, you know how it is, Randy.

Well, you should be. The pirate ghosts are gonna come get you!

Well, you were right, Sharon.

Well, you're pretty ugly, but you don't have to be dating 22 year olds.

Well, your cooking is unsatisfactory, your sewing skills are below average,

Well, your credentials are very impressive

Well, your mom and I don't get out much,

Well?

Well... No!

Well... Now, come on.

Well... Yea, believe in me and ye shall find peace.

Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume!

Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume!

Were nice enough to stop by to talk to you. Gentlemen?

What a bloody pickle this is. Did you keep the receipt, then?

What a cool Christmas present my mom got!

What a party that was!

What am I doing again?

What an asshole! I hate that guy and so do you!

What an immense penis!

What are they doing?

What are we doing out here, you guys?

What are you doing here, little boy?

What are you doing, dad?

What are you doing, fat ass?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? You ripped my pants off.

What are you guys doing out here?

What are you guys doing out here?

What are you people doing?

What are you talking about?

What battlefield?

What can we do at The 600 Club to help those poor aliens?

What can we possibly do with such small penis?

What did he say?

What did he spend his time doing?

What did you expect me to look like, my son?

What did you say?

What do you desire from us, your children?

What do you guys want?

What do you have to say for yourself?

What do you have to think about?

What do you mean?

What do you think, honey? Yeah.

What do you think, Shelly?

What do you want us to do now, I wonder?

What does that have to do with me being all the way out...

What does this dead grandma look like?

What does this dead grandma look like?

What happened with Chef? Did you tell him she's a succubus?

What happened?

What he means is that all men in this town have very large penis.

What if tomorrow Stan says he got his and I'm left out?

What is it, Eric?

What is it, my child?

What is it?

What is it?

What is Marklar?

What is six times three?

What is the Primary Main Objective?

What is your complaint, Mr. Cartman?

What killed him, Doctor?

What kind of cookies do you want, Bosley?

What means a Jakovasaur?

What message?

What our mission is. That's all. That's all Bosley does.

What should I do?

What should we do, Artemus Clyde Frog?

What the cheese?

What the cheese? What are you guys doing in there?

What the heck starts with the letter "P"?

What the hell are you talking about?

What the hell did he say?

What the hell did you hit, Cartman?

What the hell is going on here?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is that lady talking about?

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

What the hell is that thing?

What the hell is that thing?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is this?

What the hell is wrong with these people?

What the hell is wrong with you?

What the hell is wrong with you? Stop it, Kitty!

What the hell was that?

What the..

What the...

What the...

What the...

What the...

What the... Hey, where's the s'more schnapps?

What was that?

What we gonna do?

What we need now is an Argon Crystal laser.

What we need, Susan, is we need money to build an interstellar cruiser.

What word can we make up?

What would Moses say?

What you got, biatch?

What!? Who!? Who killed him!?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? "A'ight's" not cool, either?

What? But I thought you liked me.

What? Cartman! You call people names all the time!

What? Dare you question my integritah?

What? Hey! Go on. You're screwing around in here.

What? How dare you say that?

What? Lose? No, no. Hang on.

What? Sir, there's not that many of them!

What? We can't find anybody to fill in for you.

What? What did he say about Stripe?

What? What happened, you guys? Is Kenny okay?

What? What's that, son?

What? Who are you?

What? You gave that monster another damn $3

What? You mean MTV played a video that wasn't Will Smith?

What? You've been out here all weekend!

What?!

What's "lose bowel control"?

What's a Chinpokomon?

What's Arkansas? Is that a state?

What's going on? Oh, it's that Hanukkah thing.

What's grab ass?

What's that noise, Officer?

What's the matter little boy?

What's the Primary Main Objective?

What's the problem?

What's the situation?

What's this?

What's two plus two, Jakov?

What's wrong with you? Christ! I'm Bob Dole and I can get it up!

What's wrong with you? Go to college. Eric, sit down!

Whatever. Let's go see what's on TV.

When actually they were just cotton swabs.

When are we gonna get to the gig? I'm starving!

When are we gonna get to the gig? I'm starving.

When Christmas leaves he must leave, too

When did everything go so wrong?

When did everything go so wrong?

When do we get to eat carrot cake?

When Haman returns from the ninth tower of Disillusionment

When he takes you out to dinner, try to sneak a peek at his wallet

When I get my super powers, I'm gonna use them

When I have you guys' 10 bucks, I'm gonna use it

When I saw her walking down the street I thought she was Shelly, Shelly

When I'm in the kitchen, you never know what nutty things

When the band KoRn, that's right, KoRn, is going to play live!

When the band Korn, that's right, Korn, is going to play live.

When the Halloween party gets going, we'll bust out dead Grandma! Let's go!

When the meteor shower starts.

When the pirate ghosts walk in,

When the pirate ghosts walk in, they should go right for Antonio Banderas.

When they hit the super slippery floor,

When they hit the super slippery floor, they'll slide onto this mining cart,

When was that?

When we get older, we'll be Scouts But until then, we are Squirts

When we have a problem, Chef sings to us and makes it better.

When Wife asks him where he's been, just use the action button,

When will you become Royal Chinpoko Master?

When you allow bands like KoRn to come to town

When you allow bands like Korn to come to town

When you arrive, you will drop many bombs.

When you masturbate with another guy in a hot tub,

When you push down on a pregnant woman's stomach.

When you return, be sure to bring Mom in through the back door.

When you sue somebody, you take money away from parks and schools

When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend,

Whenever there's a party, the adults get to hang out and have fun,

Where are we?

Where are you going? Back to your life of sin?

Where did that come from?

Where did the Confederates go, son?

Where does that money come from?

Where He died and has a resurr erection three days later.

Where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco.

Where is the Confederate Army now, Butters?

Where it will flourish or expire, depending on fate.

Where people have gathered for a chance to see Jesus Christ.

Where the fish net will fall on them.

Where the fish net will fall on them.

Where the hell is Cartman? If he misses the orientation,

Where they sing and dance to raise awareness about our vanishing rainforests.

Where to next, General?

Where tomorrow night, the New Year's Eve event is going to happen

Where would they fit in?

Where you put beans inside of paper plates that are glued together.

Where'd he go? Squirts, go grab your gear!

Where's Kenny? He said he had the best Halloween costume ever.

Where's Kenny? He said he had the best Halloween costume ever.

Where's our desks?

Where's that?

Where's this?

Where's your costume, fat ass?

Where's your costume, fatass?

Which Angel am I again?

Which button did you press, Cartman?

Which he assured me was nearly microscopic in size.

Which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?

Which is the favoured ship of the Hutts,

Which ladies' garments would you like, Stan?

Which should travel down this path into the next room,

Which should travel down this path, into the next room,

Which should travel down this path, into the next room,

Which they can overcome, go this way,

While he pays for you. If he only has one credit card, beware.

While Someone Else Uses a Fan Nearby Falcon.

While the kids spend the night locked in the basement eating stale pretzels.

Whippy Tippy Too Too Tra La La La

Who are you?

Who didn't take too kindly to me.

Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?

Who intend to commit suicide when the meteor shower starts.

Who is known for his guerilla fighting and leadership skills.

Who is that?

Who is the biggest troublemaker in your class?

Who is the little boy that took our ship?

Who is this person?

Who lives in the east 'neath a willow tree?

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?

Who never went through puberty?

Who the hell are these guys?

Who wants to be a doctor or a lawyer, but is still getting his degree?

Who will send money to your foundation?

Who?

Who? Marklar?

Who's ever watched another guy masturbate. I've done it

Who's Karen Carpenter?

Who's that? One of your mom's boyfriends?

Who's the leader now?

Whoa dude, look over there!

Whoa, dude, I've got boobs!

Whoa, dude!

Whoa, dude!

Whoa, dude! My dad's famous.

Whoa, I must have missed a whole middle part there.

Whoa, look at her!

Whoa, look at this kid's coat! Eh, kid, what's the matter?

Whoa, man.

Whoa, Mr. Mackey and Mr. Hat are fighting.

Whoa, what happened to your eyes, Cartman?

Whoa, what is that?

Whoa. What was that?

Why can't you go to Arkansas?

Why Chubby Checker left the Beatles in 1972?

Why did Chef quit?

Why did you bring me all the way out here, you guys?

Why do we have to wait around for them to come back?

Why do you have to see an eye doctor?

Why don't I call you next week?

Why don't we just raise our bet to $10?

Why don't we just tell our parents?

Why don't we just tell our parents?

Why don't you ask your dad? He's a lawyer, ain't he?

Why on Earth would you go and do that for anyways?

Why should I sue the school?

Why the hell don't people tell me these things?

Why with your tape, I'll be able to make millions

Why would anybody send this asshole money?

Why would he want to talk to a second rate,

Why would we wanna go upstairs for?

Why yes, it is a Chocolate Yum Yum Bar, Miss Struthers,

Why you didn't show up to play ball!

Why, don't you know?

Why, here's some kids enjoying the Halloween Haunt now!

Why, I'm awful disappointed in you drinking and carrying on this way.

Why, we gotta tell them that they're making an awful mistake, don't we?

Why, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Why, you son of a bitch!

Why?

Why? I'll tell you why. Because he's a goddamned asshole,

Wiki wiki scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang

Wiki wiki scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang

Wiki wiki scratch! Yo, yo! Bang, bang

Wiki wiki wik wiki wiki wik Fresh cowboy from the West Side

Wiki wiki wik wiki wiki wik Fresh cowboy from the West Side

Wild Wacky Action Bike comes with everything you see here.

Wild Wacky Action Bike is almost impossible to steer.

Wild Wacky Action Bike!

Wild Wacky Action Bike!

Wild Wild West! Wild Wild Wild West!

Will gather in one place and at the same time

Will he ever find a companion?

Will somebody please unplug the goddamn buzzers?

Will you please play for our Halloween party?

Will you stop with the whole mom smoking crack thing?

Will you tell me what it looked like? The meteor shower?

Winter and July.

With a dead body might sound like.

With dreidel I shall play

With my little Kitty right now, watching Fat Abbot cartoons and...

With realistic geni ta lia.

With the belt sander, didn't I?

With the cult inside the house. They are refusing to come out,

With the jigsaw over there.

With the religious fanatics inside this house.

With these dolls talking about bringing down the American government and all.

With these lady clothes? Why, we could play Charlie's Angels.

With two dying babies sucking at your teats.

With you all having lawyers. It is really disrupting class time.

With your eyes. I'm going to have to dilate them and run some tests.

Without any Marklars, Marklars or Marklars.

Without Ethiopians,

Women Who Run with the Wolves book

Won't be necessary.

Wonderful! Here's a book on how to perform it. Don't let me down boys.

Words to live by.

Would you have sex with your mother

Wow, a dragon right on the blade.

Wow, cool!

Wow, cool! Hey! Somebody's coming.

Wow, cool! Hey! Somebody's coming.

Wow, Costa Rican prostitutes!

Wow, dude, your grandpa still isn't dead?

Wow, he can bowl.

Wow, he died.

Wow, I wanna sue somebody!

Wow, is that the Antonio Banderas Life sized Blow Up Doll?

Wow, so this is what it was like!

Wow, Stan, you've really got some nice titties there.

Wow, that was easy.

Wow, that was short!

Wow, that would be a great start for them.

Wow, Tweek and Craig really hate each other, huh?

Wow, you are smart, Mr. Garrison.

Wow, you don't see that every day

Wow! Is that the Antonio Banderas life sized blow up doll?

Wow! Isn't he neat, Lenny?

Wow! It's so pretty.

Wow! Look at that! The entire state of South Carolina showed up!

Wow! Look at the pretty flower!

Wow! My dad's the best! All other dads suck compared to my dad!

Wow! Seeing a place like this makes you appreciate living in America, huh?

Wow! That was easy.

Wow! That's cool. I can help you get ready.

Wow! This thing is awesome!

Wow.

Wow. Cool!

Written about us over the years.

Wrong! You are here because you are America's future.

Yay for us!

Yea, 'tis my father, the creator

Yea, like John Travolta before you, you are experiencing a second revival.

Yeah baby, yeah baby, now baby

Yeah huh. They roam these docks with their swords and hook hands,

Yeah yeah yeah, take steps, we're taking them, blah blah blah.

Yeah, actually, we saw a bear a few miles back.

Yeah, and how about Korn playing the big concert tomorrow?

Yeah, and how about KoRn playing the big concert tomorrow? Pretty exciting, huh?

Yeah, and it doesn't matter because the bet was

Yeah, and maybe Jesse Jackson will be President!

Yeah, and now let's see who these pirate ghosts really are.

Yeah, and now you can take that stupid beard off!

Yeah, and the leader, he said that all the Ethiopians can go live there!

Yeah, and then Craig's family came on and said Tweek was the wuss.

Yeah, and then he used this flashlight

Yeah, and you know Rod is a seasoned veteran,

Yeah, but Cyborg Bill is totally gay now.

Yeah, but we didn't believe them.

Yeah, but where is that crappy song coming from?

Yeah, but you know, I learnt something today.

Yeah, but you know, I think you've learned something today.

Yeah, Cartman told us.

Yeah, come on. Give it up.

Yeah, dude, nobody says "a'ight" any more!

Yeah, dude, that's my favourite toy.

Yeah, dude. That was hot. This guitar rocks, man. It rocks!

Yeah, dude. What the hell's wrong with you anyway?

Yeah, experiment!

Yeah, fat ass, a dead body.

Yeah, fat ass, it has to be real to be scary.

Yeah, fat ass, we're gonna dig up...

Yeah, fatass, a dead body.

Yeah, fatass, it has to be real to be scary!

Yeah, fatass, we're goona dig up...

Yeah, fragile my ass!

Yeah, he started seeing this girl and he spent all his time taking the bus

Yeah, he was standing there, waiting for you,

Yeah, I guess he finally found something that's as annoying as he is.

Yeah, I guess, maybe, you might wanna call the police or something.

Yeah, I like this hair thing. This is cool.

Yeah, I noticed that too. Let's go get some ice cold lemonade!

Yeah, I tell you boys. Women can kill. Poontang is expensive.

Yeah, I think we get along okay.

Yeah, I told I'd be a sweet Jesus you guys.

Yeah, I was just hanging out in my room

Yeah, I'd be pissed too.

Yeah, if you're gonna do it, do it!

Yeah, it was like wrestling a Louisiana alligator, this thing.

Yeah, Kyle.

Yeah, let's get that luggage packed.

Yeah, let's see how they like it.

Yeah, like ancient history.

Yeah, me and the guys, we was talking and, well,

Yeah, nobody plays the Chinpokomon video games any more.

Yeah, now finish them off!

Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, pretty much.

Yeah, see you guys later!

Yeah, see you later, queefs!

Yeah, so his mommy brought us all over to play with him.

Yeah, so it would be really cool

Yeah, so?

Yeah, sure, sure.

Yeah, that sounds like a groovy song, man! Remember that one!

Yeah, that's better.

Yeah, that's sounds like a groovy song, man.

Yeah, there you...

Yeah, there's not much you can do about a succubus.

Yeah, they make you have your puberty quicker.

Yeah, they moved all right.

Yeah, they think they're so cool!

Yeah, they're trying to scare everybody, because they're gaywads.

Yeah, too bad you're such a dumb ass at history or you would have known that!

Yeah, usually, when he ditches school, he still shows up for lunch.

Yeah, we spotted him a few days ago. Nothing to worry about, though.

Yeah, we told Kyle he could go if he did all his chores, and he did.

Yeah, we was wrong about you guys. We're sorry.

Yeah, we've gotta talk to Chef after school and get him to come back.

Yeah, well, I don't think the bus station is too far from here.

Yeah, well, I learnt a very important lesson this week.

Yeah, well, sorry we had to bring the kid along. We had nowhere else to put him.

Yeah, well, that's not really gay, is it?

Yeah, well, whatever. So, let's not sue anyone again.

Yeah, well, you know what I heard? I heard that he's gay.

Yeah, where's Grandma?

Yeah, why do we have to be their bitches every year?

Yeah, yeah, it's true.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh huh baby

Yeah, yeah, yeah! We've heard that crap for about 2,000 years now,

Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.

Yeah, you are supposed to know.

Yeah, you are, Tweek. You always get in trouble.

Yeah, you can get a lot of action when you have a hot tub.

Yeah, you can't talk. Never mind. I'll do it.

Yeah, you can't talk. Never mind. I'll do it.

Yeah, you shouldn't force your period, Stan.

Yeah, you think we wouldn't know what mung means?

Yeah, you want it?

Yeah, you're a blood thirsty succubus!

Yeah, you're Jesus. How does it go?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! I could just say I got my period!

Yeah! I kick ass!

Yeah! Let's see how they like it!

Yeah! Let's sue the lawyer!

Yeah! Next time you make up a word don't make up one that already exists!

Yeah! So hurry up and die you piece of crap!

Yeah! That'll make them look stupid!

Yeah! Where's Grandma?

Yeah! Yeah, that's right!

Yeah! Yeah! Do you like to rock? Yeah! I like to rock.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And now let's see who these pirate ghosts really are!

Yeah. And then he used this flashlight and some cotton swabs to create the ghosts.

Yeah. He's gonna be so thankful we told him.

Yeah. Hey, if you watch another guy masturbate, does that make you gay?

Yeah. I guess so.

Yeah. I mean, I think we communicate really well. Oh! That's great!

Yeah. I'm Jonathan, and this is Munky, David, Fieldy and Head.

Yeah. I'm Jonathan, and this is Munky, David, Fieldy, and Head.

Yeah. Mung is the stuff that comes out

Yeah. Oh, here he comes.

Yeah. See, we got you to fight just 'cause we wanted

Yeah. that looks pretty good!

Yeah. They're tryin' to scare everybody 'cause they're gay wads.

Yes I am! I've got the costume; it's waiting in the house!

Yes it is, you guys! Now seriously!

Yes there is! The French experimented with it in World War II!

Yes you did! And until you stop flipping people off,

Yes you did! You just flipped me the bird!

Yes, and I'm Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederacy.

Yes, and what is the Evil Power?

Yes, and what is your name, young man?

Yes, but can't we wait till tomorrow?

Yes, but I need to get out of here and eat some tacos and burritos.

Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes

Yes, come on, Angels! Looks like we have a new mission!

Yes, enjoy your freedom, gentlemen. Soon you will be my property.

Yes, Eric?

Yes, hello,

Yes, I hope it's okay if I stay here a few nights, Mother.

Yes, Marsh, we have a new problem and I think only you can solve it.

Yes, Memphis. You Jakovasaurs would love it there.

Yes, please. Do shots out of my breasts.

Yes, puberty is a very wonderful thing, Stan.

Yes, she is! I've been hearing her all day! Listen, listen.

Yes, Stan?

Yes, tell your father to take just one of these pills every week.

Yes, that was it. I was so upset.

Yes, that's a cutie.

Yes, that's nice. Thank you for stopping by.

Yes, we have a phone. It's right over there, next to the twelve person jacuzzi.

Yes, we know it's horrible. It's probably best you not look at it.

Yes, we know it's horrible. It's probably best you not look at it.

Yes, we know, Mrs. Broflovski. It's so very interesting.

Yes, we were wrong about you.

Yes, who will take care of them?

Yes, yes, Jakov, you're calling about the game show.

Yes, yes, of course, I've got work to do.

Yes, yes. The macaroni pictures are coming right away.

Yes, yes. What a beautiful night.

Yes! I knew it! I'm saved!

Yes! We were wrong about you. Will you please play for our Halloween party?

Yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes!

Yes. And when I have you and your boyfriend's voices

Yes. By now he's probably even removed her eyes

Yes. I'm Conley, and this is Finks.

Yes. Imagine what it must have been like.

Yes. We're leaving.

Yes. Yes, I think it worked. You're going to be parents.

Yes. Yes, I think it worked. You're going to be parents.

Yes. Yes, that's very funny, Jakov

Yes. You can flip us off, Craig. We deserve that.

Yes...

Yesterday I got this huge package in the mail, and it was big, okay?

Yikes!

Yo, yo, yo! Jiggy, jiggy wit it. Bang. Bang. Bang.

Yo! A wiki wiki scratch! A wiki wiki scratch!

Yoko Ono had this to say.

Yoko Ono!

You a freaking burn victim or something, what?

You all perceived us to be mean, evil people,

You all perceived us to be mean, evil people,

You all remember playing the recorder in elementary school?

You Americans have such humongous, bulbous penis.

You and all your people are doomed to eternal hellfire?

You and your entire family are going to wonderful and exotic France.

You are banished from here.

You are on government historical monument property.

You are such a fat baby!

You are the best scientific mind South Park has to offer.

You are the witness here, Mr. Garrison, not Mr. Hat.

You asked Pip to suck your you know what.

You assume that nobody's going to tell anybody!

You best clear out of here! There's pirate ghosts, and they'll kill you.

You best clear out of here. There's pirate ghosts, and they'll kill you.

You bet we are, Gerry! I feel great! I feel like I can take on the world!

You bet, Stanley!

You bet!

You better watch out! You better not cry!

You brought life to this whole town.

You can all pick up your bars of soap later on,

You can collect them all! You can collect them all, Mother

You can come down, say hi to a few people and you can be back by 12:30.

You can come see the meteor shower with us.

You can complete the Primary Main Objective!

You can have them! I give up! I don't need my Chutzpah Badge

You can just go back to the waiting room, mmmkay! Next!

You can keep stoning me now if you want.

You can not stop me, James West!

You can pretend all you want. You're not fooling anybody!

You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley,

You can't close your eyes forever, Mother!

You can't fight him here, Mr. Adler would just break it up.

You can't hit me.

You can't ignore our anguished cries any more! You hear that, government?

You can't just come to a Civil War re enactment

You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time.

You can't leave!

You can't leave. You're my friend.

You can't ride it! You can't ride it!

You change your life and ignore your friends

You cheated, Cartman!

You children shouldn't be out crucifying yourselves out in this heat!

You claim that Stan Marsh has sexually harassed you in school.

You could lose a hand or an eye.

You damn monster! Get away from my baby!

You did it, Nibblet! You trapped them!

You did it, Nibblet! You trapped them!

You did the right thing, Papa.

You did? What's it mean? What's it mean?

You do that and you'll be the most beloved man in South Park.

You do what the babysitter tells you, okay?

You don't appear to have any Chinpokomon...

You don't even know what the Primary Main Objective is?

You don't even know what the Primary Main Objective is?

You don't have to be a part of it.

You don't like anything, Cartman.

You don't look anything like Tom Brokaw.

You don't love me!

You don't make a macaroni picture of The Last Supper at a ******* camp!

You don't respect nature or other cultures.

You dumbass, Cartman!

You figure that out all by yourself?

You flirt with suicide

You fraud!

You get out now and respect my authority!

You give him a dollar he's gonna assume you got more!

You go right ahead and plough down this whole fuckin thing!

You gonna be a rickety, if I tell it again!

You got 'em, Marvin!

You got the tape recorder, Cartman?

You got your period, so now you're a man!

You gotta go flapping your jaw?

You gotta go talk to them!

You guys are assholes

You guys are even stupider than I thought!

You guys are Melvins, and I'm not one of you,

You guys are nothing but mung!

You guys be quiet!

You guys be quiet! Now, do you wanna get back at the fifth graders or not?!

You guys didn't get one.

You guys didn't know that?

You guys never help me! Your stories never go anywhere.

You guys, come quick. I've only just heard.

You guys, I am seriously... Get me down right now!

You guys, I'm gonna try and win that costume contest!

You guys, it feels like cold spaghetti!

You guys, it's 6:00 in the morning. I have to get some sleep.

You guys, listen to this song I just wrote.

You guys, my hand totally smells like spaghetti now. Smell it.

You guys, my mom is totally worried about me, you better let me down.

You guys! I got my period, too!

You guys! My hand totally smells like spaghetti now. Smell it!

You guys! Now it is too hot out here! I can't do this!

You guys! Seriously now!

You guys! Seriously! Somebody get me down from here!

You guys! You guys wanna hear my "I Hate Stan and Kyle Song"?

You guys! You guys!

You guys! You guys! We found it! We found it, you guys!

You guys. What's a queef?

You have authority over all of them.

You have no food.

You have sexually harassed me for the last time!

You have to be in me and Kenny's club, then!

You have to be in Squirts if you're too young to be a Jew Scout.

You have to be my slaves for a month.

You have to find an answer before more people combust.

You have to find me a way out of this room. Fast.

You have to get them to stop suing each other.

You have to go with him, Ike.

You have to go, so someday you can be a big, brave Jew Scout

You have to put an end to this Chinpoko Camp!

You have to see the eye doctor, Eric.

You have to take this picture to Mommy, Kitty, so that she can come home

You have to understand that.

You have to wait until I ask the question first.

You heard her, we'll start the rehearsal in a few minutes.

You heard him, get to making popcorn necklaces right away!

You heard him, Scouts. Let's get to work!

You heard me, jackass!

You just end up causing a lot of problems for society.

You just got money to buy your Cyborg Bill doll.

You just wait till I get to that Chinpokomon camp!

You just want me to open the door.

You keep giving it $3.50!

You killed a bunch of innocent people

You know what you guys are?

You know what?

You know what? Screw Chef. There, I said it.

You know, as far as turds go, you're okay.

You know, down there

You know, Eric, I've been thinking.

You know, Eric.

You know, I think we all learnt something today.

You know, it's funny, you kiss just like my dad!

You know, Jesus, that is a nice song, but I like this one.

You know, Jesus, there have been so many wonderful songs

You know, like Lauryn Hill. A'ight?

You know, like we could watch a meteor shower together sometime,

You know, maybe just... I don't know.

You know, Susan, there's so many great missionaries

You know, the people really responsible for your harassment

You know, there's really only two seasons here in South Park,

You know, today I am reminded of Psalm 46, line 39.

You know, you guys are totally wrong about Tweek.

You know, you little cubs might just be right.

You know.

You look kinda sad.

You Marklars must leave.

You may have lost in the Union today, but join us now and win back your pride!

You may have won this time, Mr. Hat.

You may someday be doctors, or lawyers, or scientists.

You may think that making fun of third world countries is funny but let me...

You mean it? I'm not gay?

You mean the other Jakovasaur?

You mean we make something that looks like a dead body?

You mean, we make something that looks like a dead body?

You might want to call the police, or something.

You must explain one at a Marklar!

You must fire your blanks into the air. If someone says they killed you,

You must give Pip half your stuff.

You must learn discipline and respect.

You must leave before the great eating of carrot cake.

You must overcome the ass with your mind.

You must tell us everything you know about him.

You need to face this demon in your closet, m'kay?

You need to see your father.

You never had a homosexual fantasy? Not that I have.

You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells.

You presume wisely, sir.

You ready, Tweek? Ready Craig? Let's get it on!

You saw him come home drunk, and then just go right to sleep!

You say "save the rainforest" but what do you know?

You screw around too much.

You see an ass and you suck it. You're an ass sucker.

You see it? You see it? Go get it! Go get it!

You see, a long time ago,

You see, an Argon Crystal laser

You see, animal species come and go.

You see, as food is digested,

You see, boys, Jew Scouts is a special group

You see, Cartman? You see what this has done?

You see, history is forever. And everything happens for a reason.

You see, history is forever. And everything happens for a reason.

You see, Kyle, I learned something just now.

You see, Kyle, we live in a liberal, democratic society.

You see, Mr. Morris, we believe that a panda doesn't really

You see, some of you girls will go on to have interesting jobs and careers.

You see, Son, fads come and go.

You see, there comes a time in every child's life when they grow up

You see, we take kids from all over the country and put them in a choir,

You see, we're here to protest the government sanction raping of your rainforest.

You see? Everything's gonna be fine.

You see? You see what happens when you screw around in Shop class?

You should let it come, like the morning dew.

You show her some God damned respect!

You show some goddamned respect!

You shut up! Your girlfriend is not joining our band!

You smoked too much. You had it removed.

You son of a bitch chicken from outer space thing, come back here!

You son of a bitch chicken from outer space!

You spin it and see where it lands. And you sing this song.

You spin this thing on the ground, and it goes round and round!

You started the Feed the Children Foundation for wonderful reasons.

You stood by and let it happen!

You stupid goddamn son of a bear! You've taken your last Squirt!

You sue for money, but where do you think that money comes from?

You think you can stop me from getting my Chutzpah Badge, you stupid bear?

You two assholes have to be my slaves for a month!

You two ruined my career. I'm gonna get you.

You want a beer or something?

You want it? You want it?

You wanted to see me, mayor?

You waste food, oil, and everything else, because you are so rich.

You white Americans make me sick!

You will be learning how to bake, sew, clean and make things

You will hit puberty when the time is right,

You will see! You will see this very night!

You would at least attempt to make love to me tonight.

You would think that, you little ass sucker.

You Yankee sons of bitches!

You, you, you and you.

You? You think you had a bad night?

You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry...

You'll be learning how to make things.

You'll do nothing of the kind!

You'll have all kinds of super powers just like Jesus. Really?

You'll know our people always win

You'll know our people always win Keep spinning

You're a dead man, Marsh!

You're a Jakovasaur. That's what they call you.

You're a nut! Let me see that letter.

You're a real worm. That's cool. That's cool.

You're a stinky, dried up stupid turd. Got it?

You're a turd! You're the Turdman of Alcatraz!

You're a Union soldier stationed at this fort, and one day, you look out

You're at the bottom again because everyone has

You're distracting me! That game show is a fix!

You're going to be late for Jew Scouts!

You're gonna be eating those words, asshole.

You're gonna be held back a grade if you don't...

You're gonna be the most popular man in South Park.

You're in luck. Ned here used to be the state champion

You're just jealous because I'm Chinpoko Master!

You're late!

You're making that up!

You're mom doesn't get home for three more hours.

You're not allowed to have people over.

You're not fat. You're big boned.

You're not gonna trick me. I got the goods on you!

You're not gonna win the costume contest!

You're not gonna win the costume contest.

You're not religious fantastics, well, there's gonna be heck to pay.

You're right, he is a scumbag. I wish I could get him back.

You're right, Stanley! You're absolutely right!

You're right, you are, Dougie. You did an awesome job.

You're so funny, Jakov.

You're so hot on that show

You're supposed to be out fighting Tweek.

You're the best, Randy!

You're the coolest kid in town and then the next day

You're the crappiest band I've ever heard!

You're trying to confuse me now, aren't you?

You're wrong, because there were no pirates in Colorado.

You're wrong, because there were no pirates in Colorado.

You've become all needy and talkative and...

You've got a small astigmatism that's causing all the problems.

You've got it. I spy with my little eye

You've got to stop, Dad.

You've learned that you can't rewrite history.

You've never been there before.

You've scared the hell out of everybody?

You've scared the hell out of everybody? No.

Young man, Getting Gay with Kids is not dumb, mmmkay!

Young man, I am the adult here, and I say you go this way!

Young man, I have had it!

Young Marklar, your Marklars are wise and true.

Your Antonio Banderas love doll.

Your Chinpoko leader, Emperor Hirohito!

Your costumes always suck.

Your costumes always suck.

Your family isn't poor?

Your father never went through puberty?

Your freaky religious cult will not succeed in its plan.

Your friend has brought you to learn the ancient art of sumo.

Your friends were bleeding a little bit out of their asses

Your Honour, I'd like to make my closing arguments.

Your Honour, my lawyer is just parking the car. He should be here any second.

Your Honour, this young man commented on the shape of my ass

Your Korn powers really came through for us.

Your missing grandma must be connected somehow

Your missing grandma must be connected somehow

Your missing grandma must be connected somehow to those creepy pirate ghosts.

Your mom's out at bridge night.

Your number one source of voice boxes.

Your plane will fly auto pilot to Pearl Harbor.

Your son did not die in vain.

Your son Marvin has a ship that we want.

Yours, General Cartman Lee.

Yup, I think reconsidering is the thing to do right now.

Yup! I got Roostor, Lambtron and Shoe!

'cause I thought of it. This sounds as fun

"Get your own goddamn money!" I gave him a dollar.

"Though the mountains shaken..." Here they are!

a brown rabbit. He breaks another tackle...

a long time ago. What, she die or something?

A road? That's it!

A threesome! With two girls or two guys?

A whole year? All right!

Absolutely. Of course.

Adopted from who? Sally. Sally Struthers.

After Red Racer. After Red Racer, of course.

All right, dickhole... I need everyone's attention please!

All right, let's go. Sweet.

All right, we did it! Hooray!

All right? Okay.

All right. Johnston! Sir!

All that build up for nothing. Yeah, Christ!

An impurity, Moses? This child here is not kosher.

And do you know what he said? "$3.50."

And heaven and nature sing And heaven and nature sing

And heaven and nature sing And heaven and nature sing

And here you can feel the brains. Oh HO, grohoss.

And I bet you'll have a great time. Here we go, it's right in here.

and set it up for after school today. Okay.

and that they are the primary concern... Wait a minute.

And the ball is loose... You guys know what happened?

And this is Mr. Ose. Pleased to meet you.

And why are you so ashamed of me? What's happened to you?

and you play the flute! No way! Flutes are totally gay!

and you will never find it. You mean this one?

and your mind, like a meatloaf. Meatloaf?

any day of the week. I do watch Red Racer

Apples? Yes, apples.

are religious fanatics? We know what we're doing.

Are you a lawyer? Yes.

Are you insane? I think that's a sweet idea.

Are you insane? I think that's a sweet idea.

Are you sure you can do this, Butters? No, I'm not sure, I'm not sure at all.

Are you sure? Of course we're sure.

Awesome, we get powers? Yeah, come on!

Bears? Oh, and don't mind the cat.

Beat it, chubby. Go on, Astroturd!

because you guys are all pussies. Pussies? Oh, yeah? Men!

being called an ass sucker? Yes.

Bitch, bitch, bitch. Dirty bitch.

Blue is blue? Did I lose?

Blue? What?

Bosley! Bosley! What, Pip?

Boy, do we ever. So, I guess we'll be going now.

But that makes them pirate ghosts. No. It makes them ghost pirates.

but they sent me here. That's right, Wendy.

but you don't tell him that! Whatever.

By God, he's right. Jimbo!

Bye bye, now! Goodbye!

Bye Helen. By Jer...

Can I be Jaclyn Smith? Can I? No, I get to be Jaclyn Smith.

Can you see him? He's neat, Mommy!

Can't we crank the AC up some more?! It's already on full.

capture the bell this time. But why? Why should they get the bell?

Cartman? He's asleep. Wake up, fat ass!

Cartman? You guys are in big trouble! Now get me down from here!

Chef, but... No buts, Stan!

Chef, you have to dump the bitch. Huh?

Chicken wings. Chicken wings!

Children, what the hell are you doing?! Just get me down from here!

Christ! He's like 50 years old! He's 22!

Coats? Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble.

Come on, baby. No, Skyler. I'm not putting out for you.

Come on, Cartman! I can't see anything!

Come on, fatass, we have to go! Ey! Don't call me fat!

Come on, Tweek, you got him! Yeah!

Come on, Tweek! Come on, Craig!

Come on! Hooray!

Come on! It's time for the fight! Yeah!

Come on. We can't go home!

Commander, what is the latest? We have not had any cooperation

Cool. Here I have a bowl of human eyeballs.

Craig Netzel is standing by. Thanks, Tom!

Craig would kick Tweek's ass! You wanna bet?

Cyborg Bill isn't cool any more? No, dude.

Dad, where's our Bible? Not now, Stan!

Dad? Oh, hi, Kyle.

Dammit, Cartman, that's not funny! Eheh, yes, it ihis, heh.

Damn it! Come on, Tweek.

Dawkins! Fire a warning flare. Sir! Yes, sir!

Destroy it! Destroy it!

Destroy it? That is correct!

Devil worshippers! Yeah!

Did I do a nice job, really? All right, Butters, now it's your turn.

Did you just flip me off? No.

Do not worry. Everything is okay. No, it's not okay!

Do you feel hot? No.

Do you have an opinion on global warming? Ah, it sucks ass.

Do you know where the stage is? Yeah, dude, it's right over there.

Do you think that's cool? Totally!

Do you understand? Yes. Yes, I do, Dad.

Do? Oh, we don't do anything.

Do? Oh, we don't do anything. We're just the watchmen.

Don't break it, now. Goddamn it!

Don't touch me. Well, Cartman. The South lost.

Don't worry, I know what to do. Scout Broflovski,

Don't worry, we've come up with a plan. You have?

Don't you dare! Sorry I'm late.

Dude, come on! You just hit each other,

Dude, did you just say "a'ight"? Yeah.

Dude, he bailed on us. I can't believe it!

Dude, that's not cool. Good morning, gentlemen.

Dude, this is gay. Shut up!

Dude, weak. Super weak.

Dude, you got a lawyer? Sorry I'm late.

Dude! What?

Dude! Cartman! I forgot all about him!

Dude! Those people are pissed! I know! Huh!

Eight days, tomorrow. And I still don't get any action.

Elder, you can not mean... Move!

Eric, calm down! Seriously! Mom! Must go! Must buy!

Eric, where are you going? I'm going this way.

Eric? Who'd you expect? Merv Griffin?

every day of the week. Well, that's fine.

Everybody knows. Everybody doesn't know.

Excuse me, how is this helping? That's it, folks.

Excuse me? What school are you from?

Excuse me. Yeah, what can I do you for?

Experiment! I already did.

Fieldy, what are you doing? Oh, I was talking to you, Jonathan.

Fieldy! Head!

Fine! Fine!

Fine. Just fine. Fine.

Fine. Just fine. Fine.

Fine. Just fine. Fine.

Five bucks. You're on.

For auld lang syne... Let's get him!

Gay. Totally gay.

Gay. Yeah, dude, that looks totally gay.

Get a hold of yourself, man! How come you slapped my face, Stan?

Get away! Where away?

Get down! What?

Get out of the way! Move it! Can you see anything?

Give me that picture, turd! You're never gonna get this picture!

Give me! Give me it!

Go ahead. Uh, thank you Mr. Garrison.

Go ahead. Well that's all really.

Go, Tweek, kick his ass! Yeah, come on, Craig!

God damn it! Turd wedgie.

God, get with the times, dude. Sh...

Goddess Wind? Here!

Good idea! What haven't you tried

Good job, fat ass! Dude, I couldn't take that balloon.

Good job, men, on this simulation. Simulation?

Good morning, Mrs. Hollis! Hello, Ralph.

Good night Jerry. See ya Tom.

Good night, Dad. Good night.

Good point. Here's $10. Thanks.

Goodbye! Goodbye!

Goodbye? There, now do you feel better?

Goodnight, everyone. Look out!

Great, Eric. We're moving. Moving?

Guess again, Richard the Turd. Give me that phone number!

Guess what? What, fat ass?

Hands on buzzers. Turkey sandwich!

Have fun, Stanley! No, Mom, please.

Having a good time? Yeah, swell.

He can't do that! The Confederacy doesn't take the bell!

He could have a knife, though! Yeah, sure, a knife!

He did? Yeah. He said you eat poop,

He does? Yeah, he's all pissed off at you.

He doesn't get cake? No cake for the impurity.

He gave us skin cancer. Yeah! He put that hole in the ozone,

He moved away or something. Yes, I think that's right.

He wanted money? That's right.

He would know. Huh?

He'll show. He better!

He's a big guy, with a beard. And a chef's hat.

He's a little wuss, what's it look like? I'm just scared of snakes.

He's gonna get his ass kicked. We'll see.

he's gonna really kill Tweek. Oh, yeah?

He's in first grade, I think. I like math.

He's only got one arm. All right. Looks like we'll have to

He's really got it out for you, dude. Why? What did I do?

Hell. Those sons of bitches!

Hello there, boys. Whoa, who are you?

Hello there, children! Hey, Chef.

Hello there, children. Hey, Chef.

Hello there, children. Hey, Chef.

Hello there, children. Who are you?

Hello, Baltimore! Cartman, what the hell are you doing?

Hello, boys! Hi, Mom!

Hello, Dad! Hello, Son! How was your day?

Hello, everybody! How you all doing tonight?

Hello, piggy. How are your eyes doing? After today, they're going to be fine,

Hello? Dude, did you get your period yet?

Hello? Okay, people,

Hello? Shlomo, get us out of here!

Hey, Chef. Hello there, children.

Hey, dudes. What are those? What are these?

Hey, I was watching Aliens on TV! Well, I'm watching Friends, turd!

Hey, I was watching Aliens on TV! Well, I'm watching Friends, turd!

Hey, is Shelly around? Who the hell are you?

Hey, it does taste like s'mores! Yeah, and it's got quite a kick, too!

Hey, kids! Do you like Chinpokomon? Yeah!

Hey, kids! Do you like Chinpokomon? Yeah!

Hey, look at this! What is it? Is it something neat?

Hey, maybe Cartman was right. Yeah, it happened once before.

Hey, Randy. What are you doing? Nothing.

Hey, Rod, great to see you! Ow!

Hey, talk to me. No!

Hey, that thing's funny. It's stupid.

Hey, what about that stupid panda? Yeah, Sexual Harassment Panda.

Hey, what's going on? Tweek and Craig are fighting.

Hey, what's going on? Tweek and Craig are gonna fight.

Hey! Did you just flip me off? No.

Hey! I'm a real worm, pal! Okay, sorry. Sorry.

Hey! Shut up, tubby! Don't call me fat!

Hey! Spooky Laboratory, you guys! Those things are stupid, Cartman.

Hey! You ate all the pizza! We left you some crusts.

Hi boys. Hi Mr. Mackie.

Hi Craig. Hey, don't flip me off, you sonofabitch!

Hi, boys and girls! Say hi to Sexual Harassment Panda!

Hi, Dr Lout. How's my little piggy today?

Hi, Grandma. "Hi, Kyle

Hi, Sexual Harassment Panda. Hi, Sexual Harassment Panda.

Holy smokes! You're right! Excuse me.

Honey... Oh, God! Everybody's looking at me.

Hooray for the South! Cartman! You can't do that!

Hooray! Hooray!

Hooray! Hooray!

Hooray! Kenny!

Hope you win. Cool beans!

Hope. Yes, Hope.

How about this? No, that's a hair dryer. Can I help you find something?

How could I resist an ass so great? It is only an ass.

How did you know where we were? Your little friend helped me out.

How do we write the note, Cartman? Lowest E flat...

How do you know? Well, because yesterday

How should we split up? I know.

How? Come on! We don't have much time!

How? I've never been in a fight before.

How? Kenny will find a way.

How? What's the scariest thing we could get?

How? What's the scariest thing we could get?

How's it going, fat ass? I haven't made any money yet.

How's it going? Bad

How's it going? Bad.

Huh? Here they are!

Huh? I like it.

Huh? You do? Sure, I mean,

Huh?! We'll do it! We'll do it!

Hurray! Hey, kids, do you love Chinpokomon?

Hurray! Now that's boxing.

Hurry up in there! I'm almost done.

I am hereby surrendering

I am proud to be a Jew Scout. I am proud to be a Jew Scout.

I can't be around every second! So it does go on!

I can't go with you guys right now. Yes you can, porky.

I can't go with you guys right now. Yes, you can, porky.

I can't reach the freezer! Figure it out, turd!

I can't. Me neither.

I did. Yeah.

I don't care. Just hurry! Hooray!

I don't have crooked teeth! And then, Craig was all like,

I don't know what to do! You have to help him, just like I have to help my dad.

I don't know! We thought you did.

I don't know! You don't know? You're the principal!

I don't know. He's such a wuss. Hey, don't screw around.

I don't know. I'm going home, I guess. Yeah, me too.

I don't really care, dude. Yes you do! Now, dig!

I don't really care, dude. Yes, you do! Now dig!

I don't think I like this new law. Squeaker.

I don't think I like this new law. Squeaker.

I don't think that quite satisfies... You are American?

I feel so much better! Wow! So we're friends again?

I got Shoe! Come on, Eric!

I guess so. Super. See you there.

I guess they don't wanna fight. Oh, they wanna fight.

I guess. Good.

I hate you! Yes, there is obviously a problem

I have authority? That's right.

I have to give him half my stuff? Sweet.

I have to go to the bathroom. Just go behind the trees.

I hope nothing happens to me! This is very scary!

I just don't know how. Well, I could ask Artemus Clyde Frog.

I just felt like talking to you. There's nothing to talk about.

I just wanted my period. I get it now, Father!

I know! A tree! You got it!

I love Memphis. Go, Memphis!

I mean, he left. Well, where is he?

I pledge to be a Jew Scout. I pledge to be a Jew Scout.

I pooped my pants. Oh.

I see it. Come on. Let's kill it.

I think he wants us to get in! Kick ass!

I think that's got it! Nice job, Pip!

I told myself I wasn't gonna cry, now. It's okay, Pop

I told you ******* people don't have rhythm! Fuck off, Cartman!

I want to die! God damn it!

I win! There is, indeed, great power

I wish we could have seen the Yanagapa. What's the Yanagapa?

I wonder what it could be. It's a box filled with ladies' clothes.

I'll bet we can! I'll bet you can't,

I'll bet you can't! What? Is that a challenge?

I'll try to make it spin **** play stupid games

I'm fine with obeying. Yeah, obeying should work out swell.

I'm gonna go get some chips. Can I come with you?

I'm gonna tell my mom on you. Turd rock from the sun.

I'm his therapist, m'kay. Oh, brother.

I'm not sure. Well, why do you need one?

I'm not. Who's not?

I'm playing the drum. Well, you have to hit it softer!

I'm right here, Ms Hayek! Please help me!

I'm sending you in. Watch your ass. Yes, sir!

I've done it. Yup.

I've started taking hormones! Hormones?

If said panda... Dude, get me out of here

if you don't tell me where Shelly is. Hey, Skyler!

If you want, I could help you. Really? You would do that?

Ike, Squirts is so much fun... Oh, my God. What is that?

Incriminate. Incriminate.

Into the conch shell, Moses! Help!

Is it contagious? Am I gonna spontaneously combust?!

Is opponent ready? I'm ready.

Is opponent ready? I'm ready.

Is that all right? Okay.

Is that good? I don't know.

Is this one of your favourites? No! I hate that toy!

Is this what you're looking for, Kyle? No, I don't think so.

Ishmael? Apple!

Isn't that cool? No.

It ain't much, but it's heated. Well, that sounds fine. Just fine.

It ain't much, but it's heated. Well, that sounds fine. Just fine.

It fell, I'll try again ****, that's why they're lame

It is? Yeah, sure it is.

It went this way. Over here.

It would? Yes.

It's amazing. What?

It's big. Yes

It's Dad. God?

it's solving a groovy mystery. All right!

It's the Squirts! Go, Ike!

It's the succubus! Huh?

It's the year 2000 for Christ's sake! Yeah!

Jesus Christ! Sick, dude!

Jesus, dude. What? What happened?

Jesus, hell, he got another Squirt! Mommy!

Jill found a way upstairs. He did?

Jiminy gravy, what is this? It's the summoning of Haman, fool.

Jonathan! Form of Korn!

Joseph? Triangle!

Junichi. Wonderful.

Just fine. Fine.

Just fine. Fine. There it is!

Just pick one or two. I don't know. Two!

Keep quiet, stupid. Joon Joon, I'm so glad you're okay.

Kenny! Forget him! He's done for!

Kyle, let me explain something to you. Oh, God, here we go.

Kyle! I'm coming, Ma!

Lay down your weapons. We don't have any weapons.

Learn to make the dreidel spin **** play stupid games

Let's flip it over! Okay, people, let's try to stay orderly.

Let's flip it over! Yeah!

Let's flip it over! Yeah!

Let's head home! Which way should we go?

Let's see, I think it looks like this. All right.

Like my friend Kyle. He's *******, so he doesn't have any rhythm. Shut up, fatass!

Long live the Confederacy! Yeehaw!

Look out! Don't move!

Look! There he is! Get him!

Look. You see this? You see this? Yes.

Looks like you're the turd now! Give me that picture!

Lord, he was angry. Damn right, I was angry.

Love? Oh, you nut.

Ma! Eskimo kisses for Mommy.

Marklar to you. Cool!

Matthew? Cat.

Me, too! Yeah! Me, too! Yeah!

Me, too. Yeah, I've done it a few times.

Mom wants you to come home! Not now, Stan. I'm pillaging.

Mom, don't laugh. I'm sorry, hon.

Mom! Don't laugh! I'm sorry, hon.

Mommy's little poopie kins! Let me handle this, Stan.

Moving in? I'm in love.

Mr. Adler? I was just saying that I want to know,

Mr. Adler. Mr. Adler! What?

Mr. and Mrs. McCormick? Yes?

Mr. Banderas. Jonathan, no!

Mr. Garrison Senior? That's me.

Mr. Garrison, can we talk to you? Sure.

Mr. Garrison, help me! I do not know you, sir.

Mr. Mackey, you nut. Hell, we should get in!

Mrs. Broflovski? Yes?

Mung's good! Here they come!

Munky! David!

Must collect Chinpokomon. Must collect Chinpokomon

My honour wide and true. My honour wide and true.

My penis so small! Nice guys.

my voice box. Excuse me?

Name? Kyle Broflovski.

Naww, let's dig up somebody else. Relax, dude. What's the big deal?

Neat o! Hey, you know what we could do

Nibblet! Nibblet!

Nibblet! Nibblet!

Nice thinking, Billy. Let's go!

Nno Grandma. No Grandma?

Nno Grandma. She's not here! She has to be here!

No grandma

No grandma. She's not here!

No hot tub for me. Well, screw you guys.

No queef. Damn it!

No way! I don't believe it!

No way! I won!

No, he's not, dude. Craig is a wuss. Dude, if Craig and Tweek got in a fight,

No, it's my fault! I'm sorry! No, it's all me. My bad.

No, no, not finkleroy. How about geebo?

No, Skyler, I'm embarrassed. Hey, man, don't be shy.

No, they're not, stupid! Yes, we are.

No, you didn't. Yes! I really did!

No! No! Give it up, babe.

No. I'm the Head Wicker Knicker,

No. Of course you don't.

No. Tell Ike how much fun Squirts is, Kyle.

No. Your little girlfriend Wendy?

No. He's annoying. What are we supposed to do with him?

No. He's annoying. What are we supposed to do with him?

No. Let's dig up somebody else. Relax, dude, what's the big deal?

No... you, Jesus! But, Santa...

Nobody move! School?

Not now, Stan. Mom!

Not really, she's dead. Huh?

Now what do we do? Now we find a way to get this tape out

Now what? Now we just wait until morning.

Now's our chance! Wait! I remember!

Of course, dumbass, it's Halloween. That's right!

Of course! That's a great idea! But what toy?

Often! He never did, Mom!

Oh boy, this is worse than I thought. Well, come on, Billy,

Oh my God! Another one! Helen! No!

Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!

Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!

Oh really? I'm pretty sure I just did. Okay, you all know the rules.

Oh what now?! Chef! Chef!

Oh, boy, this doesn't look good. It's just like the Million Man March,

Oh, children, I'm sorry. I forgot. You forgot.

Oh, damn it! We're ready to fight with you!

Oh, dear God! Wow, I'm good!

Oh, dude, you've got to be kidding me. Yes, let's!

Oh, everybody in the world saw it. Everyone in the world?

Oh, God damn it! Hey, fat ass.

Oh, hello there, children. Chef, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, hello, Stan! Hey, Chef.

Oh, hello! Do you speak English? Who are you?

Oh, hi, Dad. Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

Oh, I can't drink any more of that stuff. Me, neither.

Oh, is he? Who? Who did you hear is gay?

Oh, Mr. Mackey! M'kay.

Oh, my God, she killed Kenny. You bastard!

Oh, my God, they killed Kenny. You bastards!

Oh, my God. We were just playing a game

Oh, my head. Where am I?

Oh, neato. Incredible.

Oh, no. We'll never stop them now!

Oh, no. We had to let him go. What?

Oh, really? I just think your sound is kind of

Oh, then you won't mind if I take it. Damn it!

Oh, we're from South Park, Colorado. All right!

Oh, yes. How are you? Fine. Just fine.

Oh! Yeah, dude!

Oh? Damn it!

Oh? No! Arrest him.

Oh. Don't just "Oh" him, Thomas!

Oh. I didn't realize that. You didn't tell anybody, did you?

Okay, cool, see ya Cartman! Hey, wait, where the hell you going?

Okay! Okay!

Okay! Okay!

Okay. See you in a while. What?

One question? Only one?

One. One or two. One or two.

Open this door! Eric, this is for the best.

Or else what? Exactly!

Or else what? Exactly.

Or mung? Yeah, mung!

Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew. Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew.

Ow, dude! Ow, dude!

Panda. Panda's mouth.

Peter! I don't know you, dude.

Pirate ghost! Pirate ghost!

Pirate ghosts! Guys! Guys! Guys!

Poo pants. "Poo pants"?

Poo pants. What?

Poop my pants

Prepare the mortar! Hold it right there!

Problem, guys. What's the problem?

Rad! Okay, Bosley,

Rainforests suck, I wanna go home! Me too!

Ready! Ready!

Ready? Break.

Ready? Go!

Really? That's great! You mean, you don't mind?

Red Racer's on. Craig, you can watch Red Racer

Relax, fat ass. No dude, I've seen this on TV.

Release Moses now! I don't think so.

Richard, it's Grandma! Grandma? Hi, Gram!

Rick? Alan, I'm standing at ground zero.

Ricky Martin, the singer. Hey, Randy. What's up?

Right. Come give Mommy Eskimo kisses!

Right. You're on!

Sally Struthers! Where can we find her?

School is sued for 2.1 million. We're ruined!

School! School! I like school! Dude, this sucks ass.

School! School! I like school! School! School! I like school!

Screw this, dude. Where are you going, Stan?

See, my dad is the coolest after all! Well, my dad's...

See? Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!

Sexual Harassment Panda. Oh, all right!

She bought it! Sally Struthers is saving us!

She has to be here. Well, she's not here.

She probably... Okay! Okay!

She used to be very attractive. It's true. I was.

She's upstairs! Well I have something to give to her!

She's, like, 12! You guys get out!

Shut up, fat ass! Don't call me fat, you son of a bitch!

Shut up, fat ass! No, seriously!

Shut up, Pip. Hey, Stan.

Sir, this isn't gonna look good. You're right.

Skyler, your band can't practice here. Hey, do you want me to make it or not?

sleep in my boxers or something. Should be fine.

so we can put her back. Okay, grab the sled.

So what does that mean? It means, piggy, that your eyesight

So, Bosley, what's our next mission? We're going upstairs.

So, will you fight him? Why?

Somebody took my dead grandma. What?

Somebody took my dead grandma. What?

Son of a bitch! Run for it!

Sorry! No, I'm sorry.

Sorry! That's okay.

Sorry. Sorry.

Spooky Laboratory, you guys. Those things are stupid, Cartman.

Spooky spider? No, a dead body.

Spooky spider? No! A dead body.

Stanley, what is it? Snake!

Stop screwing around! The bell rang, can we go?

Stupid turd, but one... Hey! I need to use the phone!

Suck my ass! What do we do, General?

Sure. You got money? Here you go.

Surrender your men, General! All right, all right! We surrender!

Surrender your men, General! Jimbo, have you lost your mind?

Sweet! Sweet!

Take that! Dude! That's my dad!

Take the fort! Charge!

Talk. Talk, damn you. Look, I'm just having a hard time

Talked? Yeah, she told me all about the power

Tell them not to burn us down. Oh, yeah.

Thanks a lot, Bill Clinton! Yeah thanks, dick.

Thanks a lot, dude. Oink! Oink!

Thanks, Mr. Garrison. Sure, kids.

That bitch! She's stealing Chef from us!

That did it. Sick, dude.

That didn't help at all! We know, it's just cool to do.

That didn't help at all. We know. It's just cool to do.

that Haman will one day lead the ****. We pray to Moses here, Elder.

that has intelligent life on it. Amazing!

That is a bad, bad kitty! Your mom's gonna be home soon,

that really matters, not how we left it. You... You're right. You're right!

That should do it. Sweet!

That sounds awful dangerous. Can you hit a target, Pip?

That true, Craig? You a troublemaker? No.

That was so inspiring! What a wonderful message!

That would suck so much ass. We have to stop him, dude.

that you always wanted to try? I don't know.

That's a splendid mission! Well, what are we waiting for?

That's amazing! I told you guys!

That's an old joke. Eric, do you have any more cookies?

That's how you rock, dude. You're not supposed to rock,

That's it! Yeah!

That's why I want to be a reporter. So what are your plans, Commander?

The 30... You guys know what?

The letter P? What the heck starts with the letter P?

The more they're gonna love them. You're right, Sheila.

The old succubus syndrome. What's a succubus?

The pirate ghosts are gonna come getcha! The what?

The South wins? The South wins!

The wakening of a new kingdom. You can't wake Haman!

The what? Didn't you know?

Then how do we stop them? I know how.

Then one time, I believe it was July. August

Then you'll help us? Sure we'll help you.

there was the Loch Ness monster. Oh, it was scary.

There, you see? He just flipped you off. What a jerk!

There! You just flipped me off again! No I didn't.

They did. Who's "they"!?

They don't? No. I say we take Topeka.

They lose the war! The South is gonna win!

They'll never reach! Squirts, fall in. Chinese formation.

They're Chinpokomon! Huh?

They're having a cat orgy! You are all very bad kitties!

They're shooting at us! Quick, Marvin! Get us to Marklar!

This doesn't look very safe. Yeah, I think we should get the hell out of here.

This girl touched my thigh. Half her belongings.

This is Cher. This is her new album. Well, hell, turn it up!

This is gonna be fun! I'm gonna be Jesus.

This is gonna be sweet, dude. You guys are so wrong about Tweek.

This is insane, Mr. Garrison. Sure is, Mr. Hat.

Those sick, cult fanatic bastards! Dude!

Though you seem to think it did! What?

To destroy the Evil Power! To destroy the Evil Power!

To destroy the Evil Power! To destroy the Evil Power!

To have and to... I do!

to South Park, quick! Why?

To the 40 yard line. Go Niners! Niners!

to the real reporters. Hey, I'm a real reporter.

to the school budget? Next, we have Tom Morris.

Turds! Turds!

Turds! Turds!

Tweek is! No, I'm not.

Tweek! Tweek!

Two! No! The answer is one, piggy! One!

Uh, mayor, I'm a geologist. Right.

Uh, we've been taking care of him. Yeah, we're having his resurr erected.

until a grenade blew his arm off. I can still kick ass.

Use the Ganz technique. What's the Ganz technique?

Uuh, problem, guys. What's the problem?

Very funny, boys! Go on, beat it! Why is that funny?

W we weren't scared! Oh no? Well, you should be!

Wait! Hey, it's Sexual Harassment Panda.

Wait! I'll fight! Tomorrow?

Was he an organ donor? Sure.

Was that your leg? You mean this?

We adopted him. Cartman!

We are?! Don't worry Kelly, we're gonna find our way out

We busted you! Yeah!

We did it! Great job, Angels! So what's our mission now, Bosley?

We did this all before in Waco. Yes, but you totally screwed up Waco.

We don't have much time. This won't take me long.

We got it! The fort is ours! What was that?

We have to take Fort Sumter! The only thing we've gotta do

We must buy them all! We must buy them all!

We must spread the gospel to them! What?

We said we'd never tell anybody? Well, of course we wouldn't!

We wanna talk to Chef. Chef?

We want to see Randy Marsh. Why?

We weren't scared! Oh, no?

We'd love them! It's great to have you back, Chef!

We'll be right back. What? Is she okay?

We'll give you 10 bucks. Oh, okay.

We'll use plastic wrap. Nope. Sorry, maybe some other time.

we're gonna get busted! Come on, kitties. Outside. Come on.

We're just the watchmen. Yeah, I guess maybe

We're just watching. Well, why the hell don't you stop them?

We're not going to come visit him. I know,

We're not rednecks! Yeah! That's Texans, butthole!

We're out of s'more schnapps? That can't be!

We're outnumbered! We asked the state of South Carolina

Weak. Hello, Eric.

Well, 'cause we're supposed to lose. But we don't have to lose!

Well, a few people, yeah. What? Why the hell would you do that?

Well, boys, I don't think I can tell you. Please, it's important.

Well, come on in. There he is.

Well, Craig showed up. He did?

Well, he's got a point there. Well, I guess that settles that.

Well, I do have a song I wrote. Okay, why don't you sing it for us?

Well, I'm gonna go over there and... No, no, Craig.

Well, it is a night for experimenting. It sure is.

Well, let's dig 'er up! Wait. I don't know if this is cool.

Well, let's dig her up! Wait. I don't know if this is cool.

Well, let's go kick his ass! Yeah!

Well, not like that! Like what, then?

Well, sure. Class dismissed. Come on, you guys.

Well, that's about it. Let's go. Yeah.

well, you like it. Why would he say that?

Well? Come on!

Well? Well what, honey?

What a dumb ass! Yeah!

What are they doing? It's a trick!

What are you doing? I'm just thinking out loud.

What are you looking at, man? Yeah, why don't you take a picture?

What can I do for you? I want to talk to you about your son.

What darling little children! Here she is now!

What did you call me? An ass sucker. It means you suck ass.

What did you call us? We're not mung! You're mung!

What do I have to do? You just gotta tell us

What do I sit on? You just squat, stupid.

What do we do? Run for your life, dude!

What do we do? What do you mean, what do you do?

What do you mean? I need to hear your defense.

What does that mean? Who cares?

What happened? I don't know.

What happened?! God must be very angry with us, but why?

What happened?! I saw it from across the street, he just caught on fire!

What if you don't have any rhythm? Excuse me?

What is that? It is Haman.

What should we ask him? We have to think carefully!

What that means to me is... Hey, assholes!

What the hell are you guys doing? Hey, General!

What the hell do you want? Well, we've completed our mission.

What the hell does that mean? I don't know.

What the hell happened to him? He just... ignited!

What the hell? Hey, he took the bell!

What the hell? We're sinking!

What the... Father Maxi?

What the... Ha, ha! Charade you are!

What the... Here they are!

What the... Please help me. I will give you tacos.

What was on the news? Oh! You didn't see it?

What was that? The noise came from in here

What you got, biatch? Punch him in the balls, Tweek!

What, what, what? Goddamn it, you can't fall asleep.

What, you want me to lie? Yeah, lie.

What? Chef is gone,

What? Dude, I've seen it!

What? Gentlemen, we can win this battle!

What? Get the keys and unlock the door!

What? Get to some business.

What? Give me the drum,

What? Help... him?

What? Here, watch.

What? How about you, ma'am?

What? I have to know why!

What? I love you!

What? It's gonna really piss you off!

What? Kenny McHeimenberg.

What? Meesa scared.

What? Ms Ono has made revisions again.

What? Right.

What? See you guys. I've gotta go get a bus.

What? The North still won the Civil War!

What? They want you to have sex, goddamn it!

What? They want you to have sex, goddamn it!

What? Was it that I was ugly?

What? We just came to support you!

What? Well, I just...

What? Well, we hate to trouble you, Stan,

What? What?

What? What?

What? Yeah, dude, don't you know?

What? Yeah, dude, that's way over.

What? Yeah, they left.

What? Yeah.

What? You can't do that!

What? You see, Japanese penis so small.

What? Your penis, wow!

What? No you don't! No, I'm seriously...

What? What is it? They found another one.

What?! I'm just kidding.

What's "tree fiddy"? Three dollars and fifty cents.

What's going on? Mother won't hear the truth!

What's happening? Tweek's gonna fight Craig.

What's that? This is a woman that I knew

What's the matter, Kyle? Nothing.

What's your name? No!

When did that happen? Like eight days ago!

Where are you going? I'm going home for a minute.

Where are you going? We're going home, kid.

Where are you going? We're going home, kid.

Where is he? He lives in, like, Florida.

Where is Ishmael? No.

Where the heck is Kyle? I don't know. Come on, Kyle!

Where? At the liquor store! At the liquor store!

Where'd it go? It just ran by here a second ago.

Where's Chef? Chef quit.

Where's our Bible? It's in the attic with the old LP's.

Where's your dad? He's hiding down in the basement.

Whippy Tippy Too Too Tra La La La Whippy Tippy Too Too Tra La La La

Who are you? I'm the Squirt leader.

Who was that? Cartman!

Who was that? Cartman?! It wasn't me!

Who? You dumbass, Cartman!

Who's laughing? Eric!

Whoa, cool! Cool?

Whoa, cool! I wanna be a reporter someday.

Whoa, dude. Oh, my God.

Whoa, dude. Oh, my God..

Whoops. Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!

Why bad? Can I come in?

Why can't you behave? I don't know.

Why not? I don't know. No reason, I guess.

Why the hell not? 'Cause I'm 12!

Why, why? Mr. Adler. Mr. Adler!

Why? Cause I'll buy you some ice cream afterwards if you do.

Why? Our son loves this show, Randy,

Why? The answer's too complicated to explain over the phone.

Why? Well, I thought maybe

Why? Why?!

Will he succeed? I am sad now,

with what we did in the hot tub. So now we can't be friends?

With who? Some kid.

wouldn't change our relationship. Will you stop it? I don't... I just...

Wow, cool! Hey! Somebody's coming!

Wow, cool! You did?

Wow, neat! It looks quite inviting!

Wow, you mean it? Sure.

Wow, you really got fat. Hey!

Wow! Good job, dude! Thanks.

Wow. Jakov,

Wow. When I make it to the big time,

Wow. She passed out. Luckily for us, my mom's a total lush.

Y taco... I want two tostados in mild sauce.

Yeah dummy, you have to get a nurection. Then I can give it to my dad.

Yeah, do you have any nurections? Any what?

Yeah, don't just "Oh" me! I'll "Oh" whoever I want!

Yeah, dude. It's right over there. O kay!

Yeah, I know what you mean. I love having a family and all,

Yeah, I would. That makes sense.

Yeah, I'll bet! How much?

Yeah, it was wig. I'm not a chicken.

Yeah, screw that bitch. Bitch. I hate that bitch!

Yeah, she must love me Dude, you spend way too much time with that girl. If you...

Yeah, that's not cool, dude. Bye, Kenny. See you tomorrow.

Yeah, we knows all about it! Oh, no.

Yeah, with our own eyes. Yeah!

Yeah, you're dressed up like the South! Yes.

Yeah! All right, Yank!

Yeah! All you men!

Yeah! Kyle, the problem is...

Yeah! Oh, no.

Yeah! Raise the roof.

Yeah! Sure are!

Yeah! The Union be damned!

Yeah! Yeah, that's right.

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! You're dreaming!

Yeah! Get rid of 'em! Let's get them.

Yeah. Oh, that's a tough one.

Yeah. Okay!

Yeah. We did it.

Yeah. Yeah, that was me.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Right!

Yeah. You don't regret doing it now, do you?

Yes, and now for the difficult part. Brace yourself.

Yes, Bebe. What if we meet a guy

Yes, it is. I'm sweet.

Yes, Wendy. I requested to be in Shop class,

Yes, you did! Told ya!

Yes! And those little shaker things

Yes? I don't know.

Yes? You see?

Yes. All right, read them out for me.

Yes. Because we had to choose

Yes. Well, now you can buy your very own.

Yes. What are you, a sourpuss?

Yes. What are you, a sourpuss?

Yes. Yes.

Yes. And, now for the difficult part. Brace yourself.

Yes... Oh, you must have very big penis.

You bastard! Hey! There he is!

You bastards! Hey!

You can't be the drummer. Hey! I'll get it!

You dick! Later.

You did? You got your period, too, Kenny?

You didn't know that? No, I knew it, I knew it!

You didn't say not to tell anyone! Well, of course.

You didn't? No!

You don't remember? You dumbass, Cartman!

You get away! Go away?

You get sent here every day, Craig. I know.

you got to play dead. The South loses this battle, Cartman!

You got your what? My period, you guys.

you gotta get mean, Tweek. Mean!

You guys, get over here! No way, dude.

You guys! I am really pissed off now! Dude! You're still alive, Cartman!

You have? Children are fickle.

You haven't? No, I mean...

You heard the General! Yeah!

You just fight each other. How?

You killed us all! Shove that Nobel Prize up your ass!

You killed us all! Someone's gotta pay!

You know this guy? He's my boyfriend.

You know... "they". They're... they're bastards.

You like it? You bet!

You mean all we have to do is fart and we won't explode? Exactly.

You mean it? But don't bug me and Skyler!

You never said goodbye to me, either. Hey, Richie, remember me?

You son of a bitch! All right, time to laser me a little piggy.

You son of a bitch! I'm gonna kick your ass!

You want anything? Yeah, could I get some of those

You were really all over the place, Kyle. Thanks.

You're Chef's parents? Yes, all his life.

You're having regrets, aren't you? No. I don't know.

you're just supposed to keep the beat! I am keeping the beat!

You're not fooling anyone. Shut your hole, Mr. Hat.

You're not gonna get it by tomorrow! Yes, I will!

You're not gonna put out for me? No!

You're not to ******* to worship Jesus, are you? I guess not.

You're not ugly. You don't think so?

You're on, fat ass. Well, well, well, look who's here.

You're such an amazing poet, Skyler. Isn't this guitar awesome?

You're supposed to lose, you idiot! Where am I?

You're too fat to be Jesus! Oh like you're gonna do it, Jew?!

Your boys are safe with us. I'm sure they are.

Your flute playing sucks! That's it, Cartman.

Yup. Me, too.

Yup. Me, too.

Yup. What?

Yup. Yup.

... Christ were there On Christmas day in the morning

... us all rejoice, amen On Christmas day in the morning

... was in those ships all three On Christmas day in the morning

...and was forced to live off her own faeces for several days.

...our hearts.

...power.

'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter and he won't drop off

'Cause he's too embarrassed to come himself.

'Cause I got 10 bucks riding on it.

'cause then I'll be cool.

'cause then we'll have even more fun than we was having before.

'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

'cause we like on opposite ends of the country.

'cause we're gonna descend down into Hell.

'Cause you think you can't get any better

'Sup, Mark? 'Sup, Jonesey?

"'cause I'm such a goodie two shoes!"

"'the Lord hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go into my maid."'

"An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen."

"And it was foretold that the spirit of Moses would finally rest,

"And it was the night that stars flew around the sky."

"And Sarai said unto Abraham, 'Behold now,

"And the ancient one looked upon Haman as the new leader of the people

"Antonio Banderas Life sized Blow Up Doll, what a surprise!"

"Any problems, contact Eric's mommy at 303..."

"below the lowest octave of E flat."

"Haman, the great summoning is done! Upon these words let your spirit come!"

"Have sex with your father or else

"Have sex with your mother or else

"Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?

"Have you been a good boy, Kyle?

"Have you been making Grandma proud?"

"He's a big wuss, and he has crooked teeth."

"How far would I go to save my son's life?" M'kay?

"How much will that be?" And she looks at me and says,

"I am a little piggy." Wow, what are the odds of that?

"I don't wanna dig up my dead grandma 'cause I'm such a goody two shoes!"

"I need about $3.50."

"I'm going to kill your mother while having sex with you,"

"I'm gonna kill your son", but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it.

"I'm not going to be a part of this fad, because I'm an individual."

"I'm scary grandma!"

"It's easy to perceive something some way, and then be wrong."

"Look at Cartman in his stupid glasses."

"Maximum stoppage of vaginal chunks."

"Michael."

"Never went through puberty"?

"Not this year! This year belongs to the Confederacy!"

"Oh Mother, Antonio Banderas life sized blow up doll! What a surprise!"

"Oh, I don't want to dig up my dead grandma

"Only playing this melody backwards can vanquish the succubus power."

"Pirate ghost" would suggest that a pirate died

"Pirate ghost" would suggest that a pirate died, and became a ghost,

"Pirate Lore of South Park".

"save the rainforest", " the rainforest is fragile".

"Thank you, Mayor, for this distinctive honour..."

"that's a bad little Kitty" and I smack him on the head.

"The boys were being rude while a choir teacher

"The brown noise is believed to be 92 cents

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"? That was Wrath of Khan.

"The succubus enchants its victim with an eerie melody.

"They mostly come at night. Mostly."

"This is succubi power.

"Thomas, what on Earth is that creature?"

"Tweek is scared of me. He's a big chicken."

"We lost like we were supposed to, aren't we proud?"

"We work for our money in this house and we don't give money away."

"What? Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?"

"What's the meaning of life?" Or "Why are we here?"

"when his spirit was imprisoned by Haman in a conch shell of blind faith."

"With realistic genitalia."

$3.50

$3.50 by dressing up like an alien. Don't that just beat all?

$3.50!

$3.50.