The Bear - Season 1 Edit

A "C" stands for chaos.

A and it is smells like potpourri,

A beef here in 25 years, Carm!

A buck's not gonna get 'em anywhere, Bear.

A chef by day, a CIA agent by night?

A child, Richie.

A couple years ago.

A F French brigade.

A fucking brouhaha.

A little boy, he walks right out in the middle of the road.

A little to go tablet.

A little too personal, I think.

A lot of my life,

A lot to people.

A lot.

A Panettone. It woulda been beautiful

A rare and beautiful creature costumed in stunning colors.

A souvenir for your troubles.

A squeeze of lemon, parsley.

A window got shot out, everybody is fine, the end.

A, I know how to make pasta, Marcus.

A, I've heard you fuckin' play,

About not letting him work

About to call the cops on us, you know what I mean?

About to fire 'em up.

About two tablespoons of butter.

About what I could've done different.

Acrylic caulk

Acting all worried about him all the time. "He's a baby.

Actually, I'm kinda into it.

Actually, no. Because you know what, Jimmy?

Actually, one second. Sorry. Yo, Ebra!

Actually, yes.

Add that stock. Okay, Chef?

Addicts.

Additionally, no hot water in the hand station.

Adds up to the amount that Cicero loaned him.

After I do my thing in the place.

Ah, fuck it.

Ah, look, I think the thing that just pisses me off,

Ah, okay. Um...

Ah, shit.

Ah, thanks, Cousin.

Ah, that's probably why I like it so much.

Ah, you're gonna need brain.

Ah...

Aight, but you can punch 'em, blanch 'em,

Aight, I'm gonna hand it over to Chef Sydney in just a second,

Aight, it's gotta be faster. Yo, Sweeps,

Aight, you know what? Then don't borrow money from Cicero

Aight? W we can't keep operating like this. We got a C!

Alfonso Rivas.

All come here, split one sandwich and a free cup of water

All day, please?

All family, yeah.

All family?

All fighting for power.

All fuckin' Blackhawk fans,

All fucking willowy and scribbling.

All good, though. Um...

All good.

All I ask is you do it over there

All of our time, money, work,

All the chicken, put 'em in the pots, cover 'em,

All you had to do was pick up the fucking phone, man.

ALL: 86 ravioli, Chef.

ALL: Mr. White Sox.

ALL: No.

ALL: Yes, Chef!

ALL: Yes, Chef!

ALL: Yes, Chef.

Already ready before service, plus Manny and Angel

Alright, boss lady, you did it.

Alright, can I get two chicken, three beef,

Alright, Chef, you think now might be a good time

Alright, guys. This is some next level shit.

Alright, I do not give a fuck what you do

Alright, I know that's not cool or whatever,

Alright, I'll tell you what, do me a favor, okay?

Alright, I'm gonna get the spare from the basement.

Alright, I'm interested. Ebra, yo, let's do this.

Alright, I'm out.

Alright, just finish the instructions.

Alright, let's 86 the ravioli, please, Chefs.

Alright, let's go, let's go.

Alright, looking good. What you got?

Alright, looks good. Two more minutes,

Alright, put me outta my misery.

Alright, that's the beef. Come on, gimme a hand.

Alright, well, it's a new recipe

Alright? And we're not even getting into

Alright? I mean, you're never gonna fix it.

Alright? I promise you.

Alright? I want to...

Alright? You're being mean and it's ugly.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright. Come on, step right in. Let's go.

Alright. Let's get the hell out of here.

Also...

Also...

An, uh, a architect John Storrs, right?

And 255 beef sandwiches due up in eight minutes.

And a career batting average of 300,

And a couple years later, this funny thing happened

And a fucking gayrod!

And all I did was zest.

And all my anxiety will go away with it."

And all the fuckin' nonsense,

And because my husband drank so much,

And because we had this connection through food

And being 6:45 in the morning,

And Bill Murray says, "No, no."

And change your guys' system, okay?

And clams and uni.

And condescending ribbon of brine

And do a little bit of pepper, salt,

And do the one fucking thing you know how to do?

And do this over by the deli counter.

And eat bugs?

And everybody knows it.

And everything's automatic and fast and easy.

And fire one more sausage pepper!

And give them the best bacon on Earth.

And good.

And hard and alive,

And he could take the temperature of it instantly.

And he had made me feel so rejected and lame

And he had this amazing ability.

And he left me his restaurant.

And he starts leaving this outgoing message, right?

And he was hilarious.

And he was like, "What's the point?

And his stinky fuckin' CPAP machine.

And honestly, I think I'm gonna pass out just looking at them.

And how did this fuckin' mamaluke try it?

And I can't get control.

And I can't really get into a fight right now

And I cut myself, and I got garlic and onions

And I don't know, maybe fix the whole family because...

And I get back to my cohorts

And I get what it's like to be...

And I got pretty good at... figuring out places to stay.

And I got the shit kicked outta me.

And I got the wrong caulk, I think.

And I gotta do all this by hand.

And I learned a lot from y'all.

And I like when you tell me things. Just...

And I lost track of time and he died.

And I never said I couldn't figure out the spaghetti.

And I separated herbs and I shucked oysters

And I spent every single dollar I had,

And I think maybe you should just pause

And I think that just, that flipped a switch in me

And I wanna get paid.

And I wanna get your money.

And I was broke.

And I was fast. I wasn't afraid.

And I'm gonna see you on Friday, right?

And I'm like, "Guy, take a breath, it's a fuckin' Honda,

And I'm like, listen, go home already!

And I'm really mad at myself for that.

And I'm really sorry

And I'm Sydney, if you need anything else.

And I'm thinking about you.

And if you don't, I'm gonna give you $500.

And incredibly green.

And ingenuity and out of the box thinking

And irresponsible violence, is it's just too difficult!

And it sounds ridiculous, you know, me saying that now,

And it was clear, and I I felt...

And it was kinda it was pretty tough.

And it's actually been really nice.

And it's difficult.

And it's good for business, and you and I agree.

And it's held together by a shared history,

And it's not like he put it into this place.

And learning how to use the tablet.

And love and respect.

And my associates in a timely fashion.

And my home will be seized if I don't give them some money.

And my skin was dry and oily at the same time.

And my stomach was fucked, and it was...

And not completely lose your mind.

And not fucking put it there. Excuse me.

And not working somewhere else,

And now I'm covered in carbon.

And now she running shit just like that?

And now you're taking advantage of Pete?

And now, we're gonna spoon it out nice and easy.

And one of those places was the best meal I ever had.

And over the last couple months I I've been trying to fix it

And peppers in my fingernails and in my eyes,

And put it on the stove.

And Richie says, "Because it's funny."

And right in front of us, this guy,

And risotto.

And shitty and uncool,

And since I know you're low on time,

And so just... I thought it was cool, man.

And so running it out of my garage was... stupid.

And somehow I'm a co owner in this nightmare

And somehow in that process he somehow decides

And somehow with all the cacophony

And that is why you hate that I'm here, right?

And that kind of confidence, you know,

And that was so exciting and I just wanted him

And that, um...

And that's because all the trading

And that's the kinda stick to it ive ness

And that's why we're gonna start operating

And the fucking class is dismissed.

And the fucking nerd just washes him, bro!

And the moment the semester finished,

And the more he wouldn't respond,

And the more our relationship...

And the more people I cut out, the quieter my life got.

And the routine of the kitchen was so...

And the voice says, "What are you doing?"

And then he goes...

And then he lost his mind, and now

And then he wanted to be a defensive coordinator.

And then one of the medical professionals

And then treat the rest of us like shit.

And then you have your plum consommé,

And then you put the fire out.

And then you take your consommé and you make your gelée.

And then your compressed plums, which are these...

And then,

And then, uh, Cousin, we're still gonna get a lunch rush,

And then, uh, we take our earnings

And then, you know,

And then, you know, the, uh, the produce bill is due.

And then...

And there's not a night I don't stay up just thinking

And they all just look out at this chick with no face

And they buy their food with money

And they collect taxes from human beings.

And they gave me some stuff to put on it, and, uh...

And they gotta be perfect.

And they spend their money

And they're yours.

And think about what the fuck you did.

And this morning, I, um

And this motherfucker,

And this one time... (grunts)

And those kids are a bunch of fuckfaces.

And to get the payroll records from 2018.

And today, we're gonna be making beef braciole.

And ultimately doesn't work. But yeah, that's what I do.

And utter psychopath behind me

And we are gonna fuckin' make sure

And we could all learn a lot from him.

And we're going to monter,

And what?

And when somebody new came into the restaurant to stage,

And where you gonna go, Richie?

And while you've heard all roads lead to Rome,

And why'd you do that?

And you don't get to be creative.

And you go out you take your smoke breaks?

And you just boil the fuck out of it.

And you just don't need to speak to me at all, I guess.

And you make that fuckin' spaghetti.

And you sell it to me.

And you take a shit ton of bottles of it

And you're fuckin' terrible!

And you're gonna caulk that shit.

And you're gonna goddamn recycle.

And you're pissing me off!

And your daughter probably knows it.

And your nails. Thank you.

And your sister frickin' was really pumped for you.

And, and it's fine, right?

And, and, and clean, and, and smooth, and

And, and, and that you finish your shit.

And, B, I joined a jazz fusion class,

And, B, I'm really good on the keyboard

And, C, it's a fuckin' restaurant!

And, Cousin, who was there?

And, just so we're clear, I wanted to work here.

And, Marcus, cakes all day?

And, then you've got some hot stock.

And, uh, I got shitty grades

And, uh, I I can't build enough of a parachute.

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh... yeah, I'll talk to you later. Okay, good night.

And, um, end up living back with your dad

And, um, just, you know, live our lives.

And, um, we, uh, make food in the restaurant.

And, um...

And, um...

And, you guys, this is a cute story.

And, you know, keep it at a reasonable volume.

And, you know, suddenly, he's a restaurateur.

And...

And...

And...

Angel, how you feel about salad?

ANGEL: Who's Minnie Minoso?

ANGEL: Whoa. Come on!

Announcement! Listen up!

Another after that, and I guess just do that forever

Any of you Incel QAnon 4Chan...

Any of you motherfuckers take my gun?

Any word?

Anyone understand what he's saying?

Anything from Marcus yet?

Anyway, braciole.

Anyway, Cousin, was it a ghost town?

Anyway, on top of the building,

Anyway, so, the point is we're out all night,

Anyway, the name Ceres,

Anyway, when I was at the CIA,

Are helping you out with paper cups and plates,

Are they still building across the street?

Are we open or not?

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you just reading what's on the labels?

Are you saying "risotto to go" to me?

Argh.

Around 20 years ago.

As soon as I stop, I...

As the Christmas Unicorn,

As we got older, I I realized

Asides from being a fuckin' stroke?

Ask around, and see if you can sniff out

Ass.

At 847 555 0186."

At 93.1 FM WXRT.

At the most excellent restaurant

At the restaurant when he was a kid?

AUDIENCE: Aw.

AUDIENCE: Oh...

AUDIENCE: The Bear!

B, I hate to break your hearts, motherfuckers,

Ba da ra ka. Let's go.

Bad News. Like Bad News Bears?

Ballbreaker is. Fak's raising plays

Bam!

Bar closed.

Barely covers labor.

Be good at different things, you and Carmen,

Because he's a little bitch, probably.

Because I can't describe... how I'm feeling.

Because I didn't know half of the people

Because I didn't want it to go to waste.

Because I don't have time to fuck around.

Because I never fuckin' saw him,

Because I see you

Because that's Michael's number.

Because your resume is excellent and this place is not.

Behind!

Behind! What is good with the beef?

Behind.

Behind. Behind.

Behind. Hey, Chef, what's family?

Being in there 24 hours a day?

Best meal you ever had.

Best what?

Better, and I don't wanna be wasting my time,

Better.

Bill fuckin' Murray! He's right there.

Bill fucking Murray actually says to Richie,

Bitch at me? You wanna run this place, you fucking slob?

Bitch, look around. This ain't Noma.

Blew his head off on the State Street bridge.

Boom! (claps) There's that shit. Told you.

Boom.

Both of these fuckin' ninnyboys,

Both sides look like shit in here.

Brava.

Bravo.

Bread stays the same!

Bro, I'm What? I'm not homeless.

Bro, you can never tell

But also a potential contaminant.

But at this point, I think it's the guy from the hot dog stand,

But first, uh...

But he never lands.

But he's a puddle, he keeps fucking up.

But he's still in the ICU?

But I got a connect on a condenser guy.

But I promise this type of structure will be super helpful.

But I should've fuckin' handcuffed

But I wanna do more. I wan

But I will get you a new mixer. Okay?

But I'm saying, what happens if he doesn't?

But I'm, you know, I I'm a bit of a foodie.

But in reality, they've called somebody else.

But low pro, alright?

But none of that, like,

But none of these fuckwads taught you how to make a pasta!

But not 'cause you're you, just 'cause shit happens.

But now I know that you know, so...

But now, every goddamn building is taller than the next one

But she also, you know, really missed you a lot, too.

But someone clogged the hole with napkins

But that gluey, mushy bullshit

But that ship has sailed, my friend.

But that's not really their duty, you feel me?

But that's that's that's what I did.

But then fuckin' it got dark at the end...

But we are gonna be closed for dinner service tonight

But we can't chill over there, man.

But with that type of system, I'd have even less of a voice.

But you are in good hands.

But you gotta stay ahead on your work.

But you just didn't really listen, and...

But you knew that was bullshit.

But you motherfuckers have weapons on you.

But you're gonna do great.

But you're not quite there yet.

But, anyway, people come

But, I I hear you, okay?

But, in order for that to be true,

But, not too squishy.

But, please, just make sure he keeps up on pace

But, this...

But, uh, call me after,

But, uh, I'll catch you before you cruise?

But, uh, it's just for the night.

But, uh, you know, I did just I wanna say that

But, you know what?

But, you know, I guess I'm becoming forgetful.

But, your dad,

But...

But...

But...

But...

But... it was cool seeing you guys

But... You know, require a lot of equipment, too.

By the way, those OGs you love waxing on and on about

Called the Internal Revenue Service

Can I ask, like, what...

Can I get hands, please?

Can I get two more chicken and peppers, please?

Can I have my fucking knife back?!

Can I hear four all day, please?

Can I just talk to her, please?

Can I, uh, see some kind of identification?

Can open up the windows in the back, please?

Can we lower our voices, please?

Can we please talk about the new to go system?

Can you do that for me, please?

Can you help me strain the stock?

Can you not see this? This is bullshit!

Can you, um, can you hold this?

Can't be fixed because this guy's a bitch.

Can't believe I'm taking orders from a fucking toddler

Car stops like a millimeter away from him.

Carm, this place is bullshit.

Carm, you're so woke. I meant nothing by it,

Carm?

Carm.

Carmen? Is that you?

Carmen.

Carmen... I understand.

Carmy here was the chef

Carmy is the head chef guy. He's the chef de cuisine

Carmy says he's down a couple cooks.

CARMY: $5,500?

CARMY: Alright, Ebra and Richie are out front.

CARMY: But I'm sorry, you know, you're um...

CARMY: Chef, we good?

CARMY: Chef.

CARMY: Christ.

CARMY: Everybody, come on out.

CARMY: Fire 31, 25! Two out on 31, Chefs!

CARMY: Fuck!

CARMY: FYI? FYI?

CARMY: Good?

CARMY: Hey, get the fuck

CARMY: Hey, how we looking up front?

CARMY: Hey, Sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I I need your help.

CARMY: Hey, T, we got a lot to do today, please hustle, okay?

CARMY: Hey.

CARMY: I could not sleep.

CARMY: I don't know.

CARMY: I I know tons of people that cry out of nowhere.

CARMY: I mean, you blame the restaurant, right?

CARMY: I work in a restaurant. That's right.

CARMY: I would've done the same thing.

CARMY: It's a lot.

CARMY: It's about consistency and being consistent.

CARMY: Keep going, please. Keep going.

CARMY: Marcus, why are you fuckin' with me?

CARMY: No, no, it looks good.

CARMY: No?

CARMY: Nope. Faster. How many?

CARMY: Okay, so, see those shallots, the garlic,

CARMY: Okay, this is a 28 ounce can, alright?

CARMY: One minute. 20 more chickens, fire.

CARMY: One side looks like shit.

CARMY: Ox tongue?

CARMY: Please hustle on that, alright?

CARMY: Probably fuckin' deserved it.

CARMY: Probably.

CARMY: Say, "Matae," bro.

CARMY: Shut the fuck up!

Carmy: Sometimes.

CARMY: Sorry. Just, uh, scissors.

CARMY: Thank you.

CARMY: That's exactly what I said.

CARMY: The fuck you doing?

CARMY: Twenty minutes to open, Chefs.

CARMY: Two hours to open, Chefs.

CARMY: Uh, Alinea, Smoque, Avec.

CARMY: Uh, Nico?

CARMY: Uh, okay. Above the locker.

CARMY: Um...

CARMY: Welcome, Chester.

CARMY: What are you doing?

CARMY: What are you doing?

CARMY: What the fuck is that?

CARMY: What was the deal with that?

CARMY: What?

CARMY: What?

CARMY: What's going on?

CARMY: What's up?

CARMY: Where the fuck is Marcus?

CARMY: Yeah, of course. Yes, Chef.

CARMY: Yeah, you will.

CARMY: Yeah.

CARMY: Yeah.

CARMY: Yeah.

CARMY: Yeah. In the walk in. How we doing on cakes?

CARMY: Yeah. Yeah. No, I guess.

CARMY: Yep, yep. I hear that. Thank you, Marcus.

CARMY: Yo, Sweeps, bag, Sharpie.

CARMY: Yo! Somebody come try this! Cousin!

CARMY: You quit right now?

Carmy!

Carol, can you please help me? It really fucking sucks in here!

Chef Ebra, we good?

Chef Sydney, three chicken up.

Chef, are you good?

Chef, are you okay?

Chef, can you do me a favor and try this?

Chef, do you want me to strain that oil for you?

Chef, hey, prep giardiniera.

Chef, it's all good. It's all good.

Chef, it's not ready yet.

Chef, no! Please, please, do not touch that.

Chef, stop reading that shit.

Chef, stop! Stop!

Chef, we can't open.

Chef, you Garde Manger?

Chef, you... you kinda let

CHEF: I like that pace, Louie.

CHEF: Nine minutes to open, Chef.

CHEF: Ten minutes to open, Chefs.

CHEF: You can finally get, You can finally get a new car.

Chef!

Chef! Lower your voice, please! Thank you.

Chef.

Chef.

Chef.

Chef.

Chefs always say a big part of the job

Chefs, go to the walk in, get all the cooked beef.

Chefs, we gotta sharpen our knives

Chefs, yo, let's bring it in for pre service, please.

CHEFS: Four all day, Chef!

CHEFS: Hands!

CHEFS: Two chicken, three beef, all day, Chef!

Chefs! Walkthrough!

Chelios fuckin' Belfour, let's go!

Chester, this is Chef Sydney.

CHESTER: "Yeasts in stasis, their microbial..."

CHESTER: Thanks, Chef Carmy.

CHESTER: Think so.

CHESTER: Uh, "You can ferment the raw product

Chicken Suqaar using as few oven pans as possible.

Chill archy? Uh,

Chill the fuck out. Cicero lives in Naperville.

Chill. I'm not gonna bring up shit, alright?

CICERO: (sighs) That kid, man.

CICERO: Coffee?

CICERO: Repeat party, Grant Park, '92.

Cicero's in Wilmette now.

Civil War.

Come here every Sunday.

Come on!

Come on? What the fuck am I tripping for?

Come on.

Considering he never let me work there with him,

Consistent and exacting and busy

Cooked down with black vinegar, salt, sugar.

Cooking a bunch of wrapped frozen shit.

Cool, okay.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. Good.

Cool. Okay, so we good?

Cool. Uh, Sweeps is rocking family.

Cool. Uh, why are you here? Sorry.

Cool. Yeah. (imitates buzzer)

Corner!

Corner! How we looking on that bread?

Corner! Smaller fry scoops today, Chef. Behind!

Corner. Oh!

Could you hold down the fort? Thank you, Chef!

Course, you're a Cubs fan.

Cousin, don't tell me to chill. We got a real...

Cousin, how fucking dope is that?! (door shuts) Not dope at all.

Cousin, it's one more time.

Cousin, listen, do me a favor, okay?

Cousin, out here. Get me a fucking Sharpie.

Cousin, this is the last time, right?

Cousin, yo, it's getting crazy out there.

Cousin.

Crucial database management specialization skills

CUSTOMER: Hey, kudos to the chef.

Cut into perfect four centimeter squares

Damn, man.

Damn.

Damnit, I'm gonna throw some shit at you.

Danish design...

Deal only applies to the guys that's out here right now,

Definitely not Noma!

Delicious is impressive.

Delicious or impressive?

Dickhead over here, he couldn't figure it out!

Did you find, uh, Sugar's

Did you hear I apologized?

Did you know I recently had a brother die too?

Did you remember the mashed potatoes? Just wanted to check in.

Did you take my pot, Jeff?

Did you talk to Manny and Angel?

Didn't come out to talk to you, alright?

Didn't think so.

Different mayonnaise and hiring new fucking broads

Dine out, plus we're using ingredients

Do you ask Carmy if he's sure?

Do you ever feel sad?

Do you like working with fucking idiots?

Do you not know what a carrot looks like?

Do you think that I can apply for that job application?

Does anybody know how dangerous this is?

Does anyone ever order the ice cream?

Does that happen a lot?

Doesn't necessarily happen. Alright?

Doing your job.

Don't See the teeth? Those are daggers.

Don't be rude and start doing a million things

Don't blow a fuse, alright?

Don't call me Bobby Flay! Sydney, stir

Don't co sign for a drug addict.

Don't ever fuck my vibe.

Don't fucking do that, Carmen!

Don't get Carmine into trouble." You know?

Don't ha don't have a connect.

Don't kill me...

Don't move.

Don't pay any attention.

Don't stop making fucking sandwiches.

Don't unplug it.

Don't wipe your hands on your apron, Chef.

Down at The Telegraph?

Dropping off some inspirational materials.

Dude, always and forever. Dude, he's the fucking worst.

Dude, he was like one of my best friends,

Dude, I'm gonna be able to fix this, dude.

Dude, it would be weird to work in a restaurant

Dude, it's a Human Resources offense, dude.

Dude, it's okay. We'll fix it.

Dude, what? I can't close.

Dude, you're a lifesaver, Petey.

Dude...

Eaten at all these people that you studied?

Ebra, double prep for you, please.

Ebra, enough, please. Back to work.

Ebra, get all the beef,

Ebra, I got stabbed.

Ebra, make sandwiches!

Ebra, make that fuckin' fast!

EBRAHEIM: "...and it's clear more changes are coming."

EBRAHEIM: "But it was the coriander "

EBRAHEIM: "The sandwiches are so delicious as ever,

EBRAHEIM: "This writer, as all my readers know,

EBRAHEIM: A close friend.

EBRAHEIM: Black Hawk Down.

EBRAHEIM: Carmen!

EBRAHEIM: Chef de Partie, Chef Carmy!

EBRAHEIM: Chef, there's no light out front.

EBRAHEIM: Family's up, Chefs!

EBRAHEIM: Gas line down.

EBRAHEIM: Hey, Marcus, enjoying the counter space?

EBRAHEIM: I bring my own. This looks like shit.

EBRAHEIM: I'm trying.

EBRAHEIM: No, Battle of Mogadishu started

EBRAHEIM: Oh, a review, five stars.

EBRAHEIM: Oh, you'll like this part, Carmy.

EBRAHEIM: One more sausage pepper, one more mortadell, Chef!

EBRAHEIM: Piven.

EBRAHEIM: Smell like onion under arm.

EBRAHEIM: Stop moving.

EBRAHEIM: Very good.

Eh, stop banging on the fucking glass! My guy, stop banging

Ehh... fuck.

English, Carmy.

English.

Enough! Enough!

Especially when we were kids.

Even if it leads to tension and, uh, chaos and resentment

Even prove yourself,

Even though I'm...

Every last penny, just eating.

Every single place that I could think of.

Everybody act like trash, and...

Everybody said you are incredibly smart,

Everybody thought he was their best friend.

Everything changes.

Everything okay?

Everything on the grill.

Everything.

Everything's going according to plan, huh?

Everything's under control.

Except he did leave me

Except I do kinda like Pete now and

Except...

Excuse me, lizards.

Excuse me!

Facts.

Fak Attack!

Fak, contribute in any way humanly possible.

Fak, fix that fucking sound.

Fak, how we looking?

FAK: Be serious, man.

FAK: Carmy is very mad.

FAK: Gary, it's getting greasy in here.

FAK: I shouldn't have fuckin' said anything

FAK: It smells so good in here.

FAK: Me?! Uh, I I'm tha uh...

FAK: Mommy knows now.

FAK: Oh my gosh. I smell... That looks so good!

FAK: So, you didn't make any of these ones,

FAK: Ugh! Son of a bitch.

FAK: Uh oh. What now?

FAK: Very dangerous.

FAK: Yeah. I'm sorry, but, yes, dude. Yeah.

FAK: Yeah. It's just, like, it's easier that way.

Fak.

Fak...

Fak's mouth is a shop vac.