The Bear - Season 1 Edit

A "C" stands for chaos.

A and it is smells like potpourri,

A beef here in 25 years, Carm!

A buck's not gonna get 'em anywhere, Bear.

A chef by day, a CIA agent by night?

A child, Richie.

A couple years ago.

A F French brigade.

A fucking brouhaha.

A little boy, he walks right out in the middle of the road.

A little to go tablet.

A little too personal, I think.

A lot of my life,

A lot to people.

A lot.

A Panettone. It woulda been beautiful

A rare and beautiful creature costumed in stunning colors.

A souvenir for your troubles.

A squeeze of lemon, parsley.

A window got shot out, everybody is fine, the end.

A, I know how to make pasta, Marcus.

A, I've heard you fuckin' play,

About not letting him work

About to call the cops on us, you know what I mean?

About to fire 'em up.

About two tablespoons of butter.

About what I could've done different.

Acrylic caulk

Acting all worried about him all the time. "He's a baby.

Actually, I'm kinda into it.

Actually, no. Because you know what, Jimmy?

Actually, one second. Sorry. Yo, Ebra!

Actually, yes.

Add that stock. Okay, Chef?

Addicts.

Additionally, no hot water in the hand station.

Adds up to the amount that Cicero loaned him.

After I do my thing in the place.

Ah, fuck it.

Ah, look, I think the thing that just pisses me off,

Ah, okay. Um...

Ah, shit.

Ah, thanks, Cousin.

Ah, that's probably why I like it so much.

Ah, you're gonna need brain.

Ah...

Aight, but you can punch 'em, blanch 'em,

Aight, I'm gonna hand it over to Chef Sydney in just a second,

Aight, it's gotta be faster. Yo, Sweeps,

Aight, you know what? Then don't borrow money from Cicero

Aight? W we can't keep operating like this. We got a C!

Alfonso Rivas.

All come here, split one sandwich and a free cup of water

All day, please?

All family, yeah.

All family?

All fighting for power.

All fuckin' Blackhawk fans,

All fucking willowy and scribbling.

All good, though. Um...

All good.

All I ask is you do it over there

All of our time, money, work,

All the chicken, put 'em in the pots, cover 'em,

All you had to do was pick up the fucking phone, man.

ALL: 86 ravioli, Chef.

ALL: Mr. White Sox.

ALL: No.

ALL: Yes, Chef!

ALL: Yes, Chef!

ALL: Yes, Chef.

Already ready before service, plus Manny and Angel

Alright, boss lady, you did it.

Alright, can I get two chicken, three beef,

Alright, Chef, you think now might be a good time

Alright, guys. This is some next level shit.

Alright, I do not give a fuck what you do

Alright, I know that's not cool or whatever,

Alright, I'll tell you what, do me a favor, okay?

Alright, I'm gonna get the spare from the basement.

Alright, I'm interested. Ebra, yo, let's do this.

Alright, I'm out.

Alright, just finish the instructions.

Alright, let's 86 the ravioli, please, Chefs.

Alright, let's go, let's go.

Alright, looking good. What you got?

Alright, looks good. Two more minutes,

Alright, put me outta my misery.

Alright, that's the beef. Come on, gimme a hand.

Alright, well, it's a new recipe

Alright? And we're not even getting into

Alright? I mean, you're never gonna fix it.

Alright? I promise you.

Alright? I want to...

Alright? You're being mean and it's ugly.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright. Come on, step right in. Let's go.

Alright. Let's get the hell out of here.

Also...

Also...

An, uh, a architect John Storrs, right?

And 255 beef sandwiches due up in eight minutes.

And a career batting average of 300,

And a couple years later, this funny thing happened

And a fucking gayrod!

And all I did was zest.

And all my anxiety will go away with it."

And all the fuckin' nonsense,

And because my husband drank so much,

And because we had this connection through food

And being 6:45 in the morning,

And Bill Murray says, "No, no."

And change your guys' system, okay?

And clams and uni.

And condescending ribbon of brine

And do a little bit of pepper, salt,

And do the one fucking thing you know how to do?

And do this over by the deli counter.

And eat bugs?

And everybody knows it.

And everything's automatic and fast and easy.

And fire one more sausage pepper!

And give them the best bacon on Earth.

And good.

And hard and alive,

And he could take the temperature of it instantly.

And he had made me feel so rejected and lame

And he had this amazing ability.

And he left me his restaurant.

And he starts leaving this outgoing message, right?

And he was hilarious.

And he was like, "What's the point?

And his stinky fuckin' CPAP machine.

And honestly, I think I'm gonna pass out just looking at them.

And how did this fuckin' mamaluke try it?

And I can't get control.

And I can't really get into a fight right now

And I cut myself, and I got garlic and onions

And I don't know, maybe fix the whole family because...

And I get back to my cohorts

And I get what it's like to be...

And I got pretty good at... figuring out places to stay.

And I got the shit kicked outta me.

And I got the wrong caulk, I think.

And I gotta do all this by hand.

And I learned a lot from y'all.

And I like when you tell me things. Just...

And I lost track of time and he died.

And I never said I couldn't figure out the spaghetti.

And I separated herbs and I shucked oysters

And I spent every single dollar I had,

And I think maybe you should just pause

And I think that just, that flipped a switch in me

And I wanna get paid.

And I wanna get your money.

And I was broke.

And I was fast. I wasn't afraid.

And I'm gonna see you on Friday, right?

And I'm like, "Guy, take a breath, it's a fuckin' Honda,

And I'm like, listen, go home already!

And I'm really mad at myself for that.

And I'm really sorry

And I'm Sydney, if you need anything else.

And I'm thinking about you.

And if you don't, I'm gonna give you $500.

And incredibly green.

And ingenuity and out of the box thinking

And irresponsible violence, is it's just too difficult!

And it sounds ridiculous, you know, me saying that now,

And it was clear, and I I felt...

And it was kinda it was pretty tough.

And it's actually been really nice.

And it's difficult.

And it's good for business, and you and I agree.

And it's held together by a shared history,

And it's not like he put it into this place.

And learning how to use the tablet.

And love and respect.

And my associates in a timely fashion.

And my home will be seized if I don't give them some money.

And my skin was dry and oily at the same time.

And my stomach was fucked, and it was...

And not completely lose your mind.

And not fucking put it there. Excuse me.

And not working somewhere else,

And now I'm covered in carbon.

And now she running shit just like that?

And now you're taking advantage of Pete?

And now, we're gonna spoon it out nice and easy.

And one of those places was the best meal I ever had.

And over the last couple months I I've been trying to fix it

And peppers in my fingernails and in my eyes,

And put it on the stove.

And Richie says, "Because it's funny."

And right in front of us, this guy,

And risotto.

And shitty and uncool,

And since I know you're low on time,

And so just... I thought it was cool, man.

And so running it out of my garage was... stupid.

And somehow I'm a co owner in this nightmare

And somehow in that process he somehow decides

And somehow with all the cacophony

And that is why you hate that I'm here, right?

And that kind of confidence, you know,

And that was so exciting and I just wanted him

And that, um...

And that's because all the trading

And that's the kinda stick to it ive ness

And that's why we're gonna start operating

And the fucking class is dismissed.

And the fucking nerd just washes him, bro!

And the moment the semester finished,

And the more he wouldn't respond,

And the more our relationship...

And the more people I cut out, the quieter my life got.

And the routine of the kitchen was so...

And the voice says, "What are you doing?"

And then he goes...

And then he lost his mind, and now

And then he wanted to be a defensive coordinator.

And then one of the medical professionals

And then treat the rest of us like shit.

And then you have your plum consommé,

And then you put the fire out.

And then you take your consommé and you make your gelée.

And then your compressed plums, which are these...

And then,

And then, uh, Cousin, we're still gonna get a lunch rush,

And then, uh, we take our earnings

And then, you know,

And then, you know, the, uh, the produce bill is due.

And then...

And there's not a night I don't stay up just thinking

And they all just look out at this chick with no face

And they buy their food with money

And they collect taxes from human beings.

And they gave me some stuff to put on it, and, uh...

And they gotta be perfect.

And they spend their money

And they're yours.

And think about what the fuck you did.

And this morning, I, um

And this motherfucker,

And this one time... (grunts)

And those kids are a bunch of fuckfaces.

And to get the payroll records from 2018.

And today, we're gonna be making beef braciole.

And ultimately doesn't work. But yeah, that's what I do.

And utter psychopath behind me

And we are gonna fuckin' make sure

And we could all learn a lot from him.

And we're going to monter,

And what?

And when somebody new came into the restaurant to stage,

And where you gonna go, Richie?

And while you've heard all roads lead to Rome,

And why'd you do that?

And you don't get to be creative.

And you go out you take your smoke breaks?

And you just boil the fuck out of it.

And you just don't need to speak to me at all, I guess.

And you make that fuckin' spaghetti.

And you sell it to me.

And you take a shit ton of bottles of it

And you're fuckin' terrible!

And you're gonna caulk that shit.

And you're gonna goddamn recycle.

And you're pissing me off!

And your daughter probably knows it.

And your nails. Thank you.

And your sister frickin' was really pumped for you.

And, and it's fine, right?

And, and, and clean, and, and smooth, and

And, and, and that you finish your shit.

And, B, I joined a jazz fusion class,

And, B, I'm really good on the keyboard

And, C, it's a fuckin' restaurant!

And, Cousin, who was there?

And, just so we're clear, I wanted to work here.

And, Marcus, cakes all day?

And, then you've got some hot stock.

And, uh, I got shitty grades

And, uh, I I can't build enough of a parachute.

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh...

And, uh... yeah, I'll talk to you later. Okay, good night.

And, um, end up living back with your dad

And, um, just, you know, live our lives.

And, um, we, uh, make food in the restaurant.

And, um...

And, um...

And, you guys, this is a cute story.

And, you know, keep it at a reasonable volume.

And, you know, suddenly, he's a restaurateur.

And...

And...

And...

Angel, how you feel about salad?

ANGEL: Who's Minnie Minoso?

ANGEL: Whoa. Come on!

Announcement! Listen up!

Another after that, and I guess just do that forever

Any of you Incel QAnon 4Chan...

Any of you motherfuckers take my gun?

Any word?

Anyone understand what he's saying?

Anything from Marcus yet?

Anyway, braciole.

Anyway, Cousin, was it a ghost town?

Anyway, on top of the building,

Anyway, so, the point is we're out all night,

Anyway, the name Ceres,

Anyway, when I was at the CIA,

Are helping you out with paper cups and plates,

Are they still building across the street?

Are we open or not?

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you just reading what's on the labels?

Are you saying "risotto to go" to me?

Argh.

Around 20 years ago.

As soon as I stop, I...

As the Christmas Unicorn,

As we got older, I I realized

Asides from being a fuckin' stroke?

Ask around, and see if you can sniff out

Ass.

At 847 555 0186."

At 93.1 FM WXRT.

At the most excellent restaurant

At the restaurant when he was a kid?

AUDIENCE: Aw.

AUDIENCE: Oh...

AUDIENCE: The Bear!

B, I hate to break your hearts, motherfuckers,

Ba da ra ka. Let's go.

Bad News. Like Bad News Bears?

Ballbreaker is. Fak's raising plays

Bam!

Bar closed.

Barely covers labor.

Be good at different things, you and Carmen,

Because he's a little bitch, probably.

Because I can't describe... how I'm feeling.

Because I didn't know half of the people

Because I didn't want it to go to waste.

Because I don't have time to fuck around.

Because I never fuckin' saw him,

Because I see you

Because that's Michael's number.

Because your resume is excellent and this place is not.

Behind!

Behind! What is good with the beef?

Behind.

Behind. Behind.

Behind. Hey, Chef, what's family?

Being in there 24 hours a day?

Best meal you ever had.

Best what?

Better, and I don't wanna be wasting my time,

Better.

Bill fuckin' Murray! He's right there.

Bill fucking Murray actually says to Richie,

Bitch at me? You wanna run this place, you fucking slob?

Bitch, look around. This ain't Noma.

Blew his head off on the State Street bridge.

Boom! (claps) There's that shit. Told you.

Boom.

Both of these fuckin' ninnyboys,

Both sides look like shit in here.

Brava.

Bravo.

Bread stays the same!

Bro, I'm What? I'm not homeless.

Bro, you can never tell

But also a potential contaminant.

But at this point, I think it's the guy from the hot dog stand,

But first, uh...

But he never lands.

But he's a puddle, he keeps fucking up.

But he's still in the ICU?

But I got a connect on a condenser guy.

But I promise this type of structure will be super helpful.

But I should've fuckin' handcuffed

But I wanna do more. I wan

But I will get you a new mixer. Okay?

But I'm saying, what happens if he doesn't?

But I'm, you know, I I'm a bit of a foodie.

But in reality, they've called somebody else.

But low pro, alright?

But none of that, like,

But none of these fuckwads taught you how to make a pasta!

But not 'cause you're you, just 'cause shit happens.

But now I know that you know, so...

But now, every goddamn building is taller than the next one

But she also, you know, really missed you a lot, too.

But someone clogged the hole with napkins

But that gluey, mushy bullshit

But that ship has sailed, my friend.

But that's not really their duty, you feel me?

But that's that's that's what I did.

But then fuckin' it got dark at the end...

But we are gonna be closed for dinner service tonight

But we can't chill over there, man.

But with that type of system, I'd have even less of a voice.

But you are in good hands.

But you gotta stay ahead on your work.

But you just didn't really listen, and...

But you knew that was bullshit.

But you motherfuckers have weapons on you.

But you're gonna do great.

But you're not quite there yet.

But, anyway, people come

But, I I hear you, okay?

But, in order for that to be true,

But, not too squishy.

But, please, just make sure he keeps up on pace

But, this...

But, uh, call me after,

But, uh, I'll catch you before you cruise?

But, uh, it's just for the night.

But, uh, you know, I did just I wanna say that

But, you know what?

But, you know, I guess I'm becoming forgetful.

But, your dad,

But...

But...

But...

But...

But... it was cool seeing you guys

But... You know, require a lot of equipment, too.

By the way, those OGs you love waxing on and on about

Called the Internal Revenue Service

Can I ask, like, what...

Can I get hands, please?

Can I get two more chicken and peppers, please?

Can I have my fucking knife back?!

Can I hear four all day, please?

Can I just talk to her, please?

Can I, uh, see some kind of identification?

Can open up the windows in the back, please?

Can we lower our voices, please?

Can we please talk about the new to go system?

Can you do that for me, please?

Can you help me strain the stock?

Can you not see this? This is bullshit!

Can you, um, can you hold this?

Can't be fixed because this guy's a bitch.

Can't believe I'm taking orders from a fucking toddler

Car stops like a millimeter away from him.

Carm, this place is bullshit.

Carm, you're so woke. I meant nothing by it,

Carm?

Carm.

Carmen? Is that you?

Carmen.

Carmen... I understand.

Carmy here was the chef

Carmy is the head chef guy. He's the chef de cuisine

Carmy says he's down a couple cooks.

CARMY: $5,500?

CARMY: Alright, Ebra and Richie are out front.

CARMY: But I'm sorry, you know, you're um...

CARMY: Chef, we good?

CARMY: Chef.

CARMY: Christ.

CARMY: Everybody, come on out.

CARMY: Fire 31, 25! Two out on 31, Chefs!

CARMY: Fuck!

CARMY: FYI? FYI?

CARMY: Good?

CARMY: Hey, get the fuck

CARMY: Hey, how we looking up front?

CARMY: Hey, Sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I I need your help.

CARMY: Hey, T, we got a lot to do today, please hustle, okay?

CARMY: Hey.

CARMY: I could not sleep.

CARMY: I don't know.

CARMY: I I know tons of people that cry out of nowhere.

CARMY: I mean, you blame the restaurant, right?

CARMY: I work in a restaurant. That's right.

CARMY: I would've done the same thing.

CARMY: It's a lot.

CARMY: It's about consistency and being consistent.

CARMY: Keep going, please. Keep going.

CARMY: Marcus, why are you fuckin' with me?

CARMY: No, no, it looks good.

CARMY: No?

CARMY: Nope. Faster. How many?

CARMY: Okay, so, see those shallots, the garlic,

CARMY: Okay, this is a 28 ounce can, alright?

CARMY: One minute. 20 more chickens, fire.

CARMY: One side looks like shit.

CARMY: Ox tongue?

CARMY: Please hustle on that, alright?

CARMY: Probably fuckin' deserved it.

CARMY: Probably.

CARMY: Say, "Matae," bro.

CARMY: Shut the fuck up!

Carmy: Sometimes.

CARMY: Sorry. Just, uh, scissors.

CARMY: Thank you.

CARMY: That's exactly what I said.

CARMY: The fuck you doing?

CARMY: Twenty minutes to open, Chefs.

CARMY: Two hours to open, Chefs.

CARMY: Uh, Alinea, Smoque, Avec.

CARMY: Uh, Nico?

CARMY: Uh, okay. Above the locker.

CARMY: Um...

CARMY: Welcome, Chester.

CARMY: What are you doing?

CARMY: What are you doing?

CARMY: What the fuck is that?

CARMY: What was the deal with that?

CARMY: What?

CARMY: What?

CARMY: What's going on?

CARMY: What's up?

CARMY: Where the fuck is Marcus?

CARMY: Yeah, of course. Yes, Chef.

CARMY: Yeah, you will.

CARMY: Yeah.

CARMY: Yeah.

CARMY: Yeah.

CARMY: Yeah. In the walk in. How we doing on cakes?

CARMY: Yeah. Yeah. No, I guess.

CARMY: Yep, yep. I hear that. Thank you, Marcus.

CARMY: Yo, Sweeps, bag, Sharpie.

CARMY: Yo! Somebody come try this! Cousin!

CARMY: You quit right now?

Carmy!

Carol, can you please help me? It really fucking sucks in here!

Chef Ebra, we good?

Chef Sydney, three chicken up.

Chef, are you good?

Chef, are you okay?

Chef, can you do me a favor and try this?

Chef, do you want me to strain that oil for you?

Chef, hey, prep giardiniera.

Chef, it's all good. It's all good.

Chef, it's not ready yet.

Chef, no! Please, please, do not touch that.

Chef, stop reading that shit.

Chef, stop! Stop!

Chef, we can't open.

Chef, you Garde Manger?

Chef, you... you kinda let

CHEF: I like that pace, Louie.

CHEF: Nine minutes to open, Chef.

CHEF: Ten minutes to open, Chefs.

CHEF: You can finally get, You can finally get a new car.

Chef!

Chef! Lower your voice, please! Thank you.

Chef.

Chef.

Chef.

Chef.

Chefs always say a big part of the job

Chefs, go to the walk in, get all the cooked beef.

Chefs, we gotta sharpen our knives

Chefs, yo, let's bring it in for pre service, please.

CHEFS: Four all day, Chef!

CHEFS: Hands!

CHEFS: Two chicken, three beef, all day, Chef!

Chefs! Walkthrough!

Chelios fuckin' Belfour, let's go!

Chester, this is Chef Sydney.

CHESTER: "Yeasts in stasis, their microbial..."

CHESTER: Thanks, Chef Carmy.

CHESTER: Think so.

CHESTER: Uh, "You can ferment the raw product

Chicken Suqaar using as few oven pans as possible.

Chill archy? Uh,

Chill the fuck out. Cicero lives in Naperville.

Chill. I'm not gonna bring up shit, alright?

CICERO: (sighs) That kid, man.

CICERO: Coffee?

CICERO: Repeat party, Grant Park, '92.

Cicero's in Wilmette now.

Civil War.

Come here every Sunday.

Come on!

Come on? What the fuck am I tripping for?

Come on.

Considering he never let me work there with him,

Consistent and exacting and busy

Cooked down with black vinegar, salt, sugar.

Cooking a bunch of wrapped frozen shit.

Cool, okay.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. Good.

Cool. Okay, so we good?

Cool. Uh, Sweeps is rocking family.

Cool. Uh, why are you here? Sorry.

Cool. Yeah. (imitates buzzer)

Corner!

Corner! How we looking on that bread?

Corner! Smaller fry scoops today, Chef. Behind!

Corner. Oh!

Could you hold down the fort? Thank you, Chef!

Course, you're a Cubs fan.

Cousin, don't tell me to chill. We got a real...

Cousin, how fucking dope is that?! (door shuts) Not dope at all.

Cousin, it's one more time.

Cousin, listen, do me a favor, okay?

Cousin, out here. Get me a fucking Sharpie.

Cousin, this is the last time, right?

Cousin, yo, it's getting crazy out there.

Cousin.

Crucial database management specialization skills

CUSTOMER: Hey, kudos to the chef.

Cut into perfect four centimeter squares

Damn, man.

Damn.

Damnit, I'm gonna throw some shit at you.

Danish design...

Deal only applies to the guys that's out here right now,

Definitely not Noma!

Delicious is impressive.

Delicious or impressive?

Dickhead over here, he couldn't figure it out!

Did you find, uh, Sugar's

Did you hear I apologized?

Did you know I recently had a brother die too?

Did you remember the mashed potatoes? Just wanted to check in.

Did you take my pot, Jeff?

Did you talk to Manny and Angel?

Didn't come out to talk to you, alright?

Didn't think so.

Different mayonnaise and hiring new fucking broads

Dine out, plus we're using ingredients

Do you ask Carmy if he's sure?

Do you ever feel sad?

Do you like working with fucking idiots?

Do you not know what a carrot looks like?

Do you think that I can apply for that job application?

Does anybody know how dangerous this is?

Does anyone ever order the ice cream?

Does that happen a lot?

Doesn't necessarily happen. Alright?

Doing your job.

Don't See the teeth? Those are daggers.

Don't be rude and start doing a million things

Don't blow a fuse, alright?

Don't call me Bobby Flay! Sydney, stir

Don't co sign for a drug addict.

Don't ever fuck my vibe.

Don't fucking do that, Carmen!

Don't get Carmine into trouble." You know?

Don't ha don't have a connect.

Don't kill me...

Don't move.

Don't pay any attention.

Don't stop making fucking sandwiches.

Don't unplug it.

Don't wipe your hands on your apron, Chef.

Down at The Telegraph?

Dropping off some inspirational materials.

Dude, always and forever. Dude, he's the fucking worst.

Dude, he was like one of my best friends,

Dude, I'm gonna be able to fix this, dude.

Dude, it would be weird to work in a restaurant

Dude, it's a Human Resources offense, dude.

Dude, it's okay. We'll fix it.

Dude, what? I can't close.

Dude, you're a lifesaver, Petey.

Dude...

Eaten at all these people that you studied?

Ebra, double prep for you, please.

Ebra, enough, please. Back to work.

Ebra, get all the beef,

Ebra, I got stabbed.

Ebra, make sandwiches!

Ebra, make that fuckin' fast!

EBRAHEIM: "...and it's clear more changes are coming."

EBRAHEIM: "But it was the coriander "

EBRAHEIM: "The sandwiches are so delicious as ever,

EBRAHEIM: "This writer, as all my readers know,

EBRAHEIM: A close friend.

EBRAHEIM: Black Hawk Down.

EBRAHEIM: Carmen!

EBRAHEIM: Chef de Partie, Chef Carmy!

EBRAHEIM: Chef, there's no light out front.

EBRAHEIM: Family's up, Chefs!

EBRAHEIM: Gas line down.

EBRAHEIM: Hey, Marcus, enjoying the counter space?

EBRAHEIM: I bring my own. This looks like shit.

EBRAHEIM: I'm trying.

EBRAHEIM: No, Battle of Mogadishu started

EBRAHEIM: Oh, a review, five stars.

EBRAHEIM: Oh, you'll like this part, Carmy.

EBRAHEIM: One more sausage pepper, one more mortadell, Chef!

EBRAHEIM: Piven.

EBRAHEIM: Smell like onion under arm.

EBRAHEIM: Stop moving.

EBRAHEIM: Very good.

Eh, stop banging on the fucking glass! My guy, stop banging

Ehh... fuck.

English, Carmy.

English.

Enough! Enough!

Especially when we were kids.

Even if it leads to tension and, uh, chaos and resentment

Even prove yourself,

Even though I'm...

Every last penny, just eating.

Every single place that I could think of.

Everybody act like trash, and...

Everybody said you are incredibly smart,

Everybody thought he was their best friend.

Everything changes.

Everything okay?

Everything on the grill.

Everything.

Everything's going according to plan, huh?

Everything's under control.

Except he did leave me

Except I do kinda like Pete now and

Except...

Excuse me, lizards.

Excuse me!

Facts.

Fak Attack!

Fak, contribute in any way humanly possible.

Fak, fix that fucking sound.

Fak, how we looking?

FAK: Be serious, man.

FAK: Carmy is very mad.

FAK: Gary, it's getting greasy in here.

FAK: I shouldn't have fuckin' said anything

FAK: It smells so good in here.

FAK: Me?! Uh, I I'm tha uh...

FAK: Mommy knows now.

FAK: Oh my gosh. I smell... That looks so good!

FAK: So, you didn't make any of these ones,

FAK: Ugh! Son of a bitch.

FAK: Uh oh. What now?

FAK: Very dangerous.

FAK: Yeah. I'm sorry, but, yes, dude. Yeah.

FAK: Yeah. It's just, like, it's easier that way.

Fak.

Fak...

Fak's mouth is a shop vac.

Family style?

Family's up.

Fascinating how you accidentally

Feel like that's kinda crazy, right?

Feel out the textures, see what it's really about.

Fellas, I gotta talk to Sydney.

Fermenting.

Fewer than 15 meetings like to speak?

Fifteen minutes to open, Chefs!

Fine. But I'm taking my car.

Fire everything right fucking now!

Fire everything right fucking now.

Fire two chicken pepper, two sausage...

Fire! Table 16!

First black player for the White Sox.

Fix that fucking sound. Please fix that fucking sound!

Flip it, T.

Food & Wine's Best New Dickhead.

Food was always our common ground.

Food's here, kiddies!

For a food to go business. We need to figure out pack

For all of you historians,

For losing a service, no?

For real, she just missed my asshole, you know.

For real! Where else are you gonna learn

For sure. And I just wanna make sure, you know,

For the first time in my life

For the loser that you fucking are.

For the past two weeks the mixer's fucked,

For what?

For you to try this?

For your patronage.

Forty five minutes to open, Chefs!

FRANK: Hey, hey, hey! I got one!

Freeze 'em, fry 'em before the beef, right?

From 1944. You can get 1,250 for that on eBay tonight.

From all the other places we've been at.

From Michael on the way out.

From my divorce lawyer backing up 'cause all the time I spent

Fuck all this.

Fuck it all.

Fuck it.

Fuck no.

Fuck off.

Fuck that. He's giving me crap

Fuck you, Richie.

Fuck you, Richie.

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. You're such an asshole.

Fuck, I don't know.

Fuck, Mikey.

Fuck, we, uh, fired two more cakes to go.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! Seriously! Please!

Fuck! Where's my gun?

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. F...

Fuck. Shit.

Fuck. What the fuck?

Fucked up... Um, I was behind on cakes.

Fucker drops off a gift, and now he won't leave.

Fuckin' asshole.

Fuckin' Bill Murray.

Fuckin' brunch.

Fuckin' find them, God fuckin' damn it, Tina.

Fuckin' Piven.

Fucking Christ! Hands! Please! Please!

Fucking go.

Fucking job a person can do!

Fucking twice. I told you.

Fucking with my program, cousin?

Fun birthday party, huh?

Gary keeps it clean.

Gary, I stand before you a penitent man.

Gave a dish that's not on the menu...

Get a job at another spot.

Get all 32 chickens.

Get Ballbreaker ready, yeah?

Get it dried off. Fak's bringing a shop vac, okay?

Get me a fucking Sharpie.

Get off! You prick!

Get the fuck off my expo, Chef, now!

Get the fuck off my expo, Chef, now!

Get the fuck off!

Get the fuck off! Thank you!

Get them searing, roasting.

Gets even close to us, I'm gonna fucking drop his ass.

Gets sucked up into this place.

Getting all of your documents in order,

Getting there? What the fuck do you Marcus?

Glad I was working from home today, huh?

Go faster, motherfucker. Keep going faster.

Goddamn...

Goddess, right?

Gonna cook that.

Good news or bad news, Carmy.

Good to see you, bro.

Good! Good! Y'all happy now?

Good.

Good. Um...

Good. Yeah. Okay.

Good. Yes, Jeff.

Got the, the thing off, the cone and everything off?

Got too big too fast.

Got your little dish in the paper.

Gotta go. Um...

Gravy stays the same!

Grease seeped into the napkins and the proxy became unproxied.

Great whoa.

Great, so now we all are in various states

Great, you guys take these. I'mma get more of these.

Great. I know you speak English. I've heard you speak it.

Great. Let's go.

Grilled pars. Tina, chicken?

Gross kitchen towels.

GUARD: Correct.

GUARD: Nothing yet.

GUARD: You got lucky. You get charged with Aggravated Assault.

GUEST: Mr. New York!

Guys, can someone please clean these out?

Guys, I can't do this!

Guys, this is what real teams do.

Guys! Shut up! Please.

Guys?

Guys.

Had a dream about him once, your dad.

Had a lot to talk about.

Had just moved to the Midwest.

Harness it.

Hart Bageri in Copenhagen.

Have you, um, have you talked to him yet, or

He always looks like he's...

He better wake up.

He built this statue It was like a, It was like a big "fuck you."

He could just, he could walk into a room,

He doesn't look dead.

He fucking says that to Bill Murray, "Because it's funny."

He goes flying through the windshield,

He goes, "Give me your phone."

He goes, "What in the hell did you do that for?"

He is fuckin' not nice! He is a fuckin' asshole!

He is really, really...

He is selling coke

He is selling fuckin' coke

He just cut me off cold.

He keeps on flying. (sighs)

He passed away. I'm running his routes now.

He put you in a real tough spot.

He says to him, he goes, "Why are you doing that?"

He somehow gets his hands on What was it?

He somehow, this curious fellow,

He stopped letting me into the restaurant

He turns around, who was it?

He was an animal, you know, surrounded by dickheads,

He was loud.

He was paying these big pieces out every month.

He wasn't paying them on time.

He woke up?

He would pull out of it.

He wouldn't let me work in the restaurant.

He wouldn't put on his seatbelt.

He wouldn't take my calls.

He'd always tell me to just face it.

He's also dead.

He's gonna get him!

He's in the passenger seat, and we're driving fast,

He's sitting there, just sleeping like a baby.

He's that broke that took him out?

He's trying to leave this message,

Health code states any sink near a prep area

Heard, Chef.

Heard, Chef.

Heard, Chef.

Heard, Chef.

Hello, associates, good afternoon.

Hello?

Hello. Everyone, uh, thank you so much

Help!

Here are the bullet points:

Here we go, here we go.

Here we go.

Hey, Carm, hey, can you hear me?

Hey, Carmy, do some parm.

Hey, Chef, I gotta run a quick errand.

Hey, Chi Chi, it's Carmy. Still got that meat connect?

Hey, could we do this later? I kinda got a lot going on.

Hey, did you get it?

Hey, did you know Michael?

Hey, grab me a fresh parm brick?

Hey, guys, can you shut the fuck up, please?

Hey, guys!

Hey, I know that, you know, sometimes things are weird

Hey, listen to me, please.

Hey, look alive, Chefs, we open.

Hey, Marcus, I need a double order of bread today,

Hey, Mr. Szorski. How are you?

Hey, Nat, straight up, that was fuckin' gnarly.

Hey, Nat! Just hold on. Let me grab her.

Hey, Sugar, maybe it's not here.

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, T, watch those peppers.

Hey, T, you don't know anything about, uh,

Hey, thank you so much. I'ma get this back to you.

Hey, this is The Beef. Sorry about that.

Hey, Tina, I gotta go see my sister.

Hey, Tina, you go ahead, you take the night off, okay?

Hey, uh, any reason Michael wasn't ordering

Hey, uh, what the fuck are you doing?

Hey, uh, you guys wanna see something disgusting?

Hey, when is that from?

Hey, yo. Crooked John.

Hey, you don't need to be screaming and shit.

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Checks.

Hey. Uh,

Hi, um, these are Cola braised short ribs with risotto,

Hi. (clears throat)

Hi. Hello.

High praise.

Hilarious.

Historically has a lower success rate than...

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Claro que sí.

Hmm. Like a profesh?

Hold on.

Hold on. Guard? Sir?

Hold on. Listen, let's just have a conversation for a second!

Hold on...

Hold up, no, no, this is, uh... that's pork. I don't need pork.

Holy shit. You guys are so weird!

Homemade Ecto Cooler, motherfucker.

Hope you guys had a good day. Give Eva a big hug.

Housekeeping means you have to clean your stations

Housekeeping, Chefs.

How are we gonna get $5,500 that fast?

How are you feeling?

How are you, Tom?

How are you?

How come everybody fucking loved that shit?

How come your sister don't come by here no more?

How could you not?

How do you, uh...

How I called him what I called him.

How is that dog of yours, by the way?

How long have you known me?

How much I don't fuckin' need this shit right now.

How much was the loan?

How much work that must have took and dedication or whatever,

How much?

How she fell down those stairs.

How the fuck do you think we made it through COVID, huh?

How you doing? You not doing so good?

How, uh, h how much? (clears throat)

How... How close?

How's bookkeeping?

Huh? Fuck me!

Huh? Get the fuck back to work!

Huh.

Huh. Pantone colors?

Hundred percent.

I No, I just I I I'm sorry. I, uh...

I accept.

I ain't your cousin.

I almost set my apartment on fire.

I also heard there's a C in the window? Nice.

I also noted on the COG

I always thought my brother was my best friend.

I am barely convinced

I am gonna go get that phone, um,

I am. I am the I am the sous

I answer to Jeff. The system.

I appreciate you saying that.

I asked you to hang out down there.

I bet probably a lot of people don't realize, like,

I bet you can't name the first basemen.

I bought a one way ticket to New York

I called about the sous position, I'm staging today.

I called them before hiring you.

I can find this myself.

I can't come back to test for 30 days.

I can't control it.

I can't cure it.

I can't do this.

I can't hear you when you're screaming.

I cannot fuckin' emphasize enough

I could do a regime change

I could implement things that make this place...

I didn't bring ketchup.

I didn't cause it.

I didn't even get a chance to eat anything.

I didn't get into college.

I didn't have a lot of friends growing up.

I didn't have any girlfriends.

I didn't know anything about him...

I didn't know my brother was using drugs.

I didn't make it to the funeral.

I didn't really know him well enough to miss him.

I didn't really wanna give it to you 'cause...

I didn't ruin shit. You asked me what happened.

I didn't say anything.

I didn't say I wanna run a Russian gymnastics program.

I didn't see it, man.

I didn't tell you it was perfect.

I didn't wanna be doing this bullshit right now.

I didn't.

I distribute just little bits here and there

I do not care what you do up in Napa

I don't I don't wanna fuck it up.

I don't even know why you wanna work for that little stunad.

I don't fuckin' know!

I don't got anything to say to you.

I don't know

I don't know if this is the most stocked place in the world.

I don't know what you are going to learn

I don't know, Chicago fucking Bears.

I don't know, insane?

I don't know, like

I don't know, Richie, why am I?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. He said he was gonna franchise the place,

I don't know. I'll ask him when he's not dead.

I don't know. Knowing me, I'll just probably...

I don't know. Um...

I don't need this right now, I really don't.

I don't need you exposing anything.

I don't think I'm funny.

I don't understand it. It's so mysterious to me.

I don't wanna bicker. I just need quiet.

I don't wanna get my legs broken, so shut the fuck up

I don't wanna know the details.

I don't wanna meddle with it or whatever the fuck,

I don't want any fucking gangster shit popping off.

I don't want any noise.

I don't want anything that's gonna freak out my customers, okay?

I don't want you to think I'm, like,

I even wanna know what happened out there?

I feel like I'm on a different fucking planet right now.

I feel like I've been... working here.

I feel like, uh, I'm just the type, like,

I felt like I could speak through the food,

I felt like the biggest idiot on the planet

I felt okay, you know.

I figured out what I was doing wrong.

I fix the Balls. Fak always fixes the Balls.

I followed everything you were up to out there, man, and, uh...

I forgot, um B Before I came to Al Anon, I was a cook.

I fucked up with those cigarettes.

I fucking hate it when you don't answer your phone!

I fucking hate when you call me fucking Rick!

I get it.

I get it.

I go...

I got hearth.

I got it today, Chef.

I got stabbed. Not right now.

I got stabbed. Son of a fuckin'

I got this.

I got you, Car.

I got you.

I got you. I'm gonna fix this.

I gotta H hold on.

I guess all the time I feel like I'm kind of trapped

I guess he was good.

I guess I'm grateful that...

I guess I'm in her mom's phone as "Richie Bad News."

I had a, a stutter when I was a kid.

I had calluses on my fingers from the knives,

I hate litter.

I have a plan?

I have every intention of turning this into an efficient,

I haven't even delivered the big one yet.

I haven't really like asked you how you're doing,

I I did do some extra credit though.

I I made this plan where I was gonna go work

I I mean, I think

I I said I wanted more to do. (phone continues)

I I saw him drive in this morning.

I I started to find this, uh, this station for myself.

I I'll be right there.

I I'm in there for five minutes,

I invite you into my home and this is how you treat me?

I jam on the brakes really hard.

I just cleaned up shot out glass

I just don't know if it ever meant anything to him.

I just gave some people some leftovers.

I just got a little behind. I'mma catch up.

I just loved looking at them. The colors and the textures.

I just never had plátanos with, like, grass on it.

I just turned on the to go tablet.

I just want them to be perfect.

I just want things to be calm.

I just want things to be on solid ground.

I just was finishing talking

I just, uh, you know... (chuckles)

I just...

I keep it all inside.

I knew it was dumb to co sign, FYI.

I knew which vegetables went together,

I know how much courage that took for you, so...

I know how to make a stock.

I know I played a part in his abuse.

I know it. Harvey knows it.

I know it's childish, but...

I know that.

I know this, Natalie.

I know what that means, Tina.

I know who you are.

I know.

I know.

I know. I know exactly where it is, alright?

I know. I know that. Um...

I know. I know. Just hear me out.

I know. It's Cicero's friends, so...

I know. That's why we're making 'em fuckin' hot dogs, dumbass.

I like that attitude.

I love this tempo though. Let's keep it up.

I love you more and more every day, if that's possible.

I love you so, so much.

I love you.

I love you.

I loved him a lot.

I loved him, too.

I mean, at least according to Eater.

I mean, Bill Murray says this to me.

I mean, cash infusions for this place,

I mean, don't you find it impossible

I mean, I'm I'm still a cook,

I mean, if it's too much, I could take it down.

I mean, it was hard for her, too, you know?

I mean, it's going off, right?

I mean, my whole shit got rocked,

I mean, nobody doesn't love that first bite of a donut.

I mean, welcome to the club.

I mean, you know, I I like it.

I mean, you'll find out when it's open.

I need help with him.

I need my phone call.

I need you to catch up. Thank you, Chef.

I never fuckin' talked to him.

I never thought he was, would f

I obviously didn't know who he was.

I only call with bad news.

I promise.

I put a flag on 18 32 24.

I quit is what's going on.

I refer to everybody as Chef because it's a sign of respect,

I remember it because it wasn't his attitude.

I remember there was one month we didn't have napkins.

I respect that.

I said it doesn't make any sense on this menu,

I saw you got stabbed back there.

I see you. I fuckin' see you, Neil Jeff.

I sent flowers,

I sh sh should call, I should call

I should call the police on you for being a naive pussy

I should've done more.

I shoulda let those turkeys eat you, Carmy, I swear to God.

I start thinking about bad shit.

I started a fryer fire

I stood there waving at him.

I stopped by to see you.

I suffer from anxiety and dread.

I swear it wasn't my idea. I swear.

I swear to God, Cousin, if he calls me "Rick,"

I swear to God, I will fuck anything I wanna fuck.

I think I can stand out here. I can make a difference here.

I think it's great and I'll definitely loosen up the sauce.

I think it's just like health and safety generally.

I think maybe sometime in New York.

I think we'll be fine, thank you.

I think.

I thought I I wanted that, you know.

I thought I was just a victim.

I thought if I just could throw out his liquor,

I thought this was your house!

I thought you'd killed yourself.

I thought...

I told Chicago Ron this a hundred times.

I told you it was great.

I told you that dish wasn't fuckin' ready.

I told you to be more fucking ready.

I tried to break it up, I fell into the barbecue.

I understand. I do.

I wanna cook for people and make them happy

I wanna get paid to work here.

I wanna set this place on fuckin' fire.

I want it to be perfect. Like that plum.

I want today to go smooth.

I want you to get the sandwiches,

I wanted to apologize.

I was a baby too once, Sydney. Nobody gave a fuck.

I was also so, so broke when I was there.

I was annoyed.

I was just fucking with you. I I'm sorry.

I was just getting into the zone.

I was just thinking about all that shit

I was like, "Mikey, pay these motherfuckers. We need napkins."

I was playing on the farm team and they wouldn't put me up,

I was running it fine without you.

I was scared to speak half the time.

I was scared, I wouldn't wanna do something,

I was thinking maybe a play on "Tongue & Cheek"?

I was throwing up every day before work.

I wasn't expecting company, by the way.

I went to an Al Anon meeting.

I went to the thing.

I went to West Lawrence Avenue and learned every lesson.

I will dial business, you are everything else.

I woke up in the middle of the night

I won't disagree.

I won't make a mistake again.

I worked at the place for like, eight months,

I would legit do anything to go to Noma.

I would like to hold on to that as long as I possibly can.

I, um, I feel kinda bad 'cause I feel like

I, um, I had some of your donut the other day.

I, um...

I... I don't care.

I'd be crying, too. She's at this different school,

I'd look at them like they were competition,

I'll do my best.

I'll do your shit next. Chill.

I'll fuck your ass up.

I'll hit him.

I'll never forget this memory.

I'll run point out front tonight

I'll stick to mine.

I'm a hard worker. I'm a nice guy!

I'm being serious.

I'm blowing somebody down at The Telegraph.

I'm Carmen Berzatto,

I'm fine with all that,

I'm firing like a fucking maniac!

I'm fucking this up.

I'm fucking this up. Stop, please.

I'm gonna be handling her prep today, Chef.

I'm gonna fix this place.

I'm gonna fuck your day up. You hear me?

I'm gonna go back, and we'll hash it out, I guess.

I'm gonna lose my house.

I'm gonna take green tape. Make those sections. Louie?

I'm good.

I'm grateful for all y'all motherfuckers.

I'm grateful for Philip K. Dick. Fak, you're up.

I'm happy you're back.

I'm here to inspect the property.

I'm just a different kind of cook, I guess.

I'm just doing what I was asked to do.

I'm just getting off work. It's been a crazy day.

I'm just saying if you should dine in,

I'm just so close to nailing these donuts

I'm just the delivery guy. Take it up with Lu.

I'm just trying to do some research, you know.

I'm just, uh, tired, I think.

I'm Lin Brehmer, your best friend in the whole world.

I'm making dinner.

I'm nervous, man. I got heart.

I'm not built like that, man.

I'm not stripping the thread.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I'm out. I'll see you at home, my G.

I'm right here.

I'm saying, give me a minute.

I'm so proud of you, kiddo.

I'm so sorry, Chef.

I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry. Um...

I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'm sorry, uh, about Michael.

I'm sorry.

I'm standing right here doing nothing.

I'm still trying to figure this place out,

I'm supposed to be doing in there today, okay?

I'm Sydney, let's start there.

I'm Sydney.

I'm telling you, beware of bitches with little notebooks.

I'm the only one who stands up to your ass

I'm the Seg King.

I'm trying to enjoy my tacos, you're ruining my date, right?

I'm trying to get us out of this hole, alright?

I'm, I'm sorry, I'm really I'm just fucking this up, guys.

I'ma fucking lose it.

I'mma check out ground zero.

I'mma grab something. I'll give you a hand, alright?

I'mma quit.

I've been saying this shit for fucking years! It wasn't my fuckin' phone!

I've been trying to call you. You haven't called me back.

I've been working, so...

I've seen you in action, I'm just saying

If I really felt like it.

If the spaghetti didn't make any sense,

If there's anything good that came out of it,

If this is going to work the way

If you call me, you can hear it.

If you ever try that shit with me,

If you're into it, then I'm into it.

If you're not taking care of yourself then.

If... M Maybe.

In all the best restaurants in the world.

In case I gotta use the big boy voice.

In either vacuum sealed plastic bag or..."

In exchange, you guys can hang out here,

In five years.

In my dysfunctional nightmare of a household.

In that fucking restaurant,

In the back alley of The Beef!

In the entire United States of America.

In the first place, aside from the excessive

In the house!

In this kitchen since before you were born,

In this little fucking bar.

Instead of trying to fix everything,

Interesting.

Into the fuckin' Hockey Hall of Fame.

Is 'cause...

Is gonna be a fuckin' ghost town, right?

Is it? It's interesting. What's interesting about that?

Is just part of our Italian heritage.

Is just to try to keep my side of the street clean.

Is not bailing us out this time.

Is not interested in anything

Is she crying again?

Is taking care of people, right?

Is that not weird, though?

Is that what you just told me? That changes everything!

Is that you never ask me how I'm doing.

Is the shit.

Is there a name for that thing where

Is there more?

Is this why you have the tattoos and your cool little scars,

Is, is the thing that I'm probably too embarrassed to admit.

It feels weird out there.

It felt good.

It helps me beat the shit out of people.

It is fucking bonkers.

It it could be, like, limited edition or something.

It it's a Norwegian knockoff of Mortal Kombat.

It means a lot to me.

It meant that he was gone.

It really reminded me of like catering.

It scared the shit out of me though.

It takes five seconds,

It takes two hours longer. The good news is

It used to be my favorite when I was a kid.

It was a fucking rager.

It was a lot of things.

It was an under seasoned over sauced mess.

It was fuckin' Mikey.

It was fucking packed!

It was just like. (howls) Right?

It was like a fixture.

It was like a, It was like a Ceres pamphlet or some shit?

It was literally the best restaurant in the world.

It was named after (burps)

It was not a ghost town.

It was pretty different from my brother's shithole,

It was pretty dope.

It was the prep that was assigned to me,

It was, It was really good.

It was.

It will take five seconds to caulk!

It's a different dangerous. Construction dangerous.

It's a fighter and a fucking scroller.

It's a fuckin' hot dog in a Beef T shirt.

It's a mess.

It's a mess. How's our brigade?

It's all good though. I'm in no hurry to see that motherfucker.

It's all good.

It's alright.

It's been a really great opportunity. Uh,

It's bullshit.

It's business.

It's creating a better workflow. You're used to that.

It's dangerous to get behind the wheel when you're hysterical.

It's easily adaptable,

It's exhausting listening to this.

It's fine. Please finish your prep.

It's fun, isn't it? But, here's the thing.

It's getting ugly.

It's gonna cost a couple racks to fix,

It's good.

It's great to be alive.

It's great. Thank you, Chef.

It's handled.

It's in the oven. Tina, can you start

It's just getting louder and louder and louder,

It's just part of paying your dues.

It's meat plus three, and w we eat around 2:00.

It's Michael's birthday,

It's more about dividing labor.

It's never again. I want it far away.

It's not an excuse. You know, I know.

It's not even that bad.

It's not gonna fucking fit!

It's not that big a deal.

It's not the mixer, alright? It's crumbly.

It's not weird or dumb, whatever.

It's not weird. It's good.

It's okay to ask for help.

It's okay, Syd.

It's pretty interesting you guys coming to me now.

It's pretty smart, let's just try it.

It's that it made me realize that the best thing for me to do

It's the best bacon.

It's the best restaurant on Earth.

It's this radiant orchid that's fly as fuck!

It's tremendous, Chef.

It's um... Lot of words.

It's your bullshit that fucked us today, not mine.

It's your bullshit.

Jabronistas this stupid article's gonna bring in.

Jan Carlo and Fak got into a fight,

Jeff?

Jelly filled, bright purple, sweet and tangy.

Jerimovich, let's go.

Jesus Christ is right, Carm.

Jesus Christ, Jimmy.

Jesus fuckin' Christ!

John Storrs goes, "Well, when we put it up there,

JOHN: Alright, you think we can handle this, Mr. Carl?

JOHN: It's getting crazy out here.

John.

John... Don't hurt my feelings.

Just don't be too disappointed if it...

Just great.

Just keep going.

Just make sure when you do it, the heat isn't too high

Just pay attention! Don't strip the thread.

Just remove myself from any situation that is,

Just shut the fuck up, narc.

Just take the compliment. Jeez.

Just that energy. I don't know.

Just this little bar in the lobby, right?

Just was pumped for you, you know?

Just watch it without me, but, hey, don't ruin that shit again.

Just, uh,

Just, uh...

Just, um, take this

Just, you know...

Just...

Just... give me a second here.

KBL Electric, do you?

Keep not processing trauma, Carm.

Keeping your vendors current, your crew paid.

Ketchup on a hot dog?

Kids love hot dogs, dumbass.

Kinda strained,

Labeled "chili flakes."

Leave a message after the tone.

Let go and go away.

Let me ask you something.

Let me ask you, what's the pickup on risotto?

Let me get one beef, little hot, little sweet, dip it!

Let me get, uh, two dogs, two chickens, four all day, please!

Let me help clarify some things.

Let me just fuckin' tell this story.

Let me know what you need for help, alright?

Let me think for a fuckin' second.

Let that deglaze the bottom of the pan.

Let that reduce.

Let's fucking go.

Let's get ready to taste the potatoes!

Let's get through the day, please.

Let's just chill for a second."

Let's just do the easy thing here,

Let's take it up another level. More urgency, please.

Let's try.

Life?

Like a French kitchen.

Like a fuckin' narc.

Like Carmy.

Like ever.

Like I could communicate through creativity.

Like I was finally I wa I was good at something, that was so new,

Like I'm gonna smoke this motherfucker.

Like Lake Geneva...

Like what?

Like, everything's okay.

Like, for my cousin Terrell's graduation,

Like, fuck Mom and Dad's piece of shit, right?

Like, I don't wanna bother you, okay? Uh

Like, I just, uh, follow orders,

Like, I know you know that.

Like, it doesn't have to be a place where the food is shitty

Like, it was the first time I didn't have a complete

Like, it's not weird or anything like

Like, Like, we just knew everything about each other.

Like, really fast.

Like, what happens if you get stabbed in the asshole?

Like, what the fuck? You think that their shit wasn't spicy?

Like, whether you like it or not, he's incredibly talented,

LIN BREHMER: Thank God you found us

Listen, I'm I'm not trying to be a tight ass.

Listen, man.

Listen, Sugar...

Listen, the man works hard.

Listen, uh, I'm sorry if I was shitty earlier today.

Listen, what is going on with Ballbreaker?

Little fuckin' kid's birthday parties.

Look at this, it's doing that thing.

Look what you did. Fucking baby.

Look where that got me, so.

Look, I don't deal deal like that.

Look, I was just, um

Look, I, uh, I gotta keep jamming here, alright?

Look, I'm sure this is all correct, okay? But, it's a lot.

Look, I'm, uh, (sighs) I'm fine.

Look, man... when I tried out for the Cubs,

Look, this is...

Look...

Look... (sighs)

Looked pretty cool.

Looks like a former gas line next to the stovetops.

Louie, apologize to Jeff.

LOUIE: Thirty seven, Chef.

Love you, Bear. Love you.

Made you pompous and delusional

Make us more oven space as well.

Making sandwiches.

Man, shut the fuck up, fucking nerd.

Man, this book is wild.

MAN: He's trying to tell his story.

Manny, Angel, go ahead.

Manny, you and I are gonna take all the vegetables

MANNY: So you've done this before?

MANNY: Try it now.

MANNY: What's the point?

Many civilians were killed.

Many components, Carmen.

Many factions, many groups,

Many people died.

Marcus is Minnie Minoso of Illinois Fermentation.

Marcus, couple extra cakes.

Marcus, desserts, please. Thank you, Chef.

Marcus, I say something. You are my favorite bitch.

Marcus, if you're still fucking with those donuts right now

Marcus, rolls, please, Chef!

Marcus, we good on cakes, Chef?

Marcus, we're not meeting dailies, alright?

MARCUS: Heard.

MARCUS: I gotcha.

MARCUS: Like what?

MARCUS: No, man, you're good.

MARCUS: On it, Chef.

MARCUS: Take a whiff.

MARCUS: That's so tight.

MARCUS: The colors are wild.

MARCUS: This the dude from the hot dog stand?

MARCUS: Uh, can I borrow a sous vide bag, Chef?

MARCUS: Uh, getting there.

MARCUS: What are the two ways? Okay?

MARCUS: What?

MARCUS: Yeah, I mean, not having to do bread anymore

MARCUS: Yeah, I was thinking

MARCUS: Yeah.

MARCUS: Yes, Chef.

MARCUS: Yo, come on, what, what are you tripping for?

MARCUS: Yo, Richie, don't go out there.

MARCUS: Yo, yo! Got some family dessert.

MARCUS: You are angry right now.

MARCUS: You got like 30 followers, dog.

MARCUS: You know, why the fuck not?

Maria forms the dough,

Maria roughly chops two cloves of garlic

Marone.

Marone.

Matae, matae, matae.

Maybe I could do a classic donut for The Beef?

Maybe it really is.

Maybe put some money in your pocket.

Maybe short rib...

Maybe that's not what you're talking about.

Maybe we do it, like, on the floors

Maybe we don't use, like,

Maybe we start rolling it out as a special soon?

Me neither.

Merry Christmas, Lizards.

Messed up the wall that we're here to fix, so...

MICHAEL: Alright, here we go.

MICHAEL: Alright, so you guys wanna hear the story or what?

MICHAEL: Come on, you're better than this place.

MICHAEL: He's reading aloud about the history

MICHAEL: Hey, Bear... let it rip.

MICHAEL: Hmm? Hmm?

MICHAEL: I'm right here.

MICHAEL: I'm trying to tell the fucking story.

MICHAEL: Not only was it not a ghost town,

MICHAEL: You know (inaudible).

Michael's 15th birthday party.

Michael's system makes no sense I'm saying something!

Mike!

Mikey never mentioned anything about that to you?

Mm mmm.

Mm!

Mm! Mm hmm!

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. It's good?

Mm...

Mohamed Farrah Aidid would not cooperate with United Nations.

Mom always added raisins!

More like a friend than family. You know, we were...

Mostly because he just insisted

Moving right through, okay?

MR. CARL: Hey, fancy now, my guy?

MR. CARL: Okay.

MR. CARL: Ooh!

Mr. Carl.

My brother and I, we would cook a lot together,

My brother could make you feel confident in yourself.

My brother Mike made this for us every single Sunday.

My brother, uh, he was an addict.

My brother, who was addicted to painkillers,

My brother's an addict.

My credit got destroyed.

My dad's like that.

My daughter's going through a phase.

My entire life, I had to listen to everybody

My guy.

My Insta's completely blowing up.

My name's Carmen.

My partner, Ron Pager.

My real last name is "Bad News."

My real last name is Woods.

My, My brother was an addict.

My, My game has improved 300% in two months.

My, um...

N name an associate. Just one fucking person. I dare you.

Nancy Chore, Chicago Board of Health.

NANCY: I discovered a large hole in the tile.

NARRATOR: (on TV) ...every time in the same direction.

Nearly burned the place down.

Needs to deliver instantly hot water

Neil!

Neither. He was my best friend.

New York, that's right. Hi. Hiya. Hi.

Nice seg.

Nice to see you guys. What's going on?

NICO: Yeah, just tell him Nico called. He's got my info.

Night after I won Food & Wine's Best New Chef.

No disrespect, you know, your brother,

No letter, no goodbye, nothing.

No more fucking Are you fucking deaf?

No one could do it. It was always too soft,

No one's asking you to.

No sense of Chicago history, you know what I'm saying?

No sense of humor, you know.

No shit, it was.

No way! Never!

No, A, you are, and, B, no, you're not.

No, but, seriously, though,

No, Chef, but I can learn.

No, Chef, that is not respect.

No, don't you fucking! I got all kinds of receipts

No, I didn't look at the thing.

No, I don't wanna hear

No, I I shouldn't

No, I just, uh, felt like Michael was alive for a second.

No, I know, I know. I just...

No, I know. I get it.

No, it can only be Marcus.

No, it was, um...

No, it's good. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Thanks anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's just, it's hard to digest.

No, it's not that. It's defining roles, right?

No, Jeff.

No, no smoking where all the food is.

No, no, I got it. Thank you, Chef.

No, no, I I'm trying to to do something here, Sugar.

No, no, I'm not dead. My brother's dead.

No, no, no, no. I mean, at your house, all that stuff you said.

No, no, no, no. It's not like that.

No, no, no. I think they're, um,

No, no, no. It does not stop there.

No, no, no. Needs to be a Demi. You need to strain it,

No, no, stop, everything.

No, not you, sweetie. Y you didn't say anything.

No, thanks. (laughs)

No, that I think we should sell it to him.

No, this is a war on you shutting the fuck up, Richie,

No, this is fine.

No, we're done. We're done with this fuckin' bullshit, okay?

No, we're not gonna do that.

No, you do not.

No, you just said restaurants are bad for business.

No, you know what? I went to Urgent Care,

No, you're not bothering me, but that isn't, like, un scary.

No! (scoffs) Fucking...

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. I don't need to talk to Mommy.

No. No,

No. No, I didn't find it.

No. No, I'm good.

No. No, no, it was awful.

No. No, no, no. We lose one service, it could kill us.

No. Say, "Matae," Neil.

No. Sir, that was my brother.

No. You're not as annoying as usual.

Nobody looks at fucking digits anymore. I'm 312, dog.

None! Zero!

Nope.

Nope. Sorry, guys.

Not only was it not properly dry walled and caulked,

Not sure why you're not calling me back,

Not that I don't appreciate the giddyup,

Not the, you know, CIA

Not to mention you're spending money

Not you, your fuckin' brother.

Not, uh, some sort of a hollow shell

Nothing had happened. I am fine.

Now I see you adding salt and everything.

Now this is a very special dish

Now, do you have any special skills or abilities

Now, hold on, it gets better.

Now, I gotta hold you responsible.

Now, let me ask you something.

Now, so you know where I'm coming from.

Now, uh, let's hurry up and roll before we get rolled, yeah?

Number 10s of these?

O or what Louie is supposed to learn in this shit hole of a place,

Obnoxious and fuckin'...

Obviously, I'mma have to think about it.

Of course, Ceres!

Of course, I do, Neil. But I don't talk about it.

Of course, I still love you.

Of course.

Of knowing each other.

Of the best restaurant in the world.

Of the Goddess of Agriculture,

Of... How can you...

Oh my god, she murdered it, Tina!

Oh my god! I'm like...

Oh my god. Cousin, you gotta see this shit.

Oh my god. Yeesh.

Oh yeah? Guess what? You're looking at Human Resources.

Oh, and you know how much I hate Richie being here.

Oh, come on. Come on, come on, come

Oh, DeVry. We're serious about success.

Oh, f...

Oh, F...

Oh, getting my boy dialed.

Oh, God, thank you, God.

Oh, I can't wait for this.

Oh, I haven't seen that one.

Oh, I just started sleeping here

Oh, I'm s You're extra fucking confusing today, man.

Oh, Louiecito, get over here.

Oh, man, when I was at the CIA,

Oh, my Nico's got nothing to do with this.

Oh, my God, you're so funny, Richie.

Oh, my man.

Oh, no, I know what this is.

Oh, no, she's, uh, pissed at you.

Oh, oh, oh, it doesn't matter how fast you do it.

Oh, okay. Well, if you said it would be cool.

Oh, shit, it's the man with the golden dick.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. We're gonna be in gridlock for over an hour

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Oh, shut up, you old bitch.

Oh, stupid fucking aprons.

Oh, thank you. No. No, no...

Oh, that's cool.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, that's nice. Did you...

Oh, that's normal.

Oh, that's not cool. I'm fucking with you.

Oh, that's Richard Hart.

Oh, uh, new edition. All the fresh colors.

Oh, wow. You are special.

Oh, yes, Chef.

Oh, you fuckin' said it for the last time.

Oh, you gotta ask her.

Oh, you're scared?

Oh, your English is gettin' tight, Zeebs.

Oh! Alright, alright.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. I'm...

Oh. Okay. Well, that sounds chill.

Oh... shit.

Ohh, you asked Pete.

Okay, Chefs, listen up.

Okay, Ebraheim, get me a pot for the giardiniera!

Okay, go, Carmy.

Okay, good bye.

Okay, good.

Okay, I just yelled like that?

Okay, I was so excited for you to come home.

Okay, I'm gonna need bags and napkins

Okay, I'm gonna talk to Marcus about

Okay, it's Crazier things have happened.

Okay, look, I I'm not trying to be an asshole

Okay, look, just help me out. Let's do this right.

Okay, man?

Okay, Mr. Carl and John.

Okay, Nancy, hi. I'm Carmen Berzatto.

Okay, Nico.

Okay, so I'm gonna do checks in a second,

Okay, so I've spent the last few days

Okay, so that's why my business couldn't cut it,

Okay, so what are you doing here?

Okay, so you know the drill. We, uh...

Okay, sure. Marcus. Great.

Okay, that's looking good. You can turn the heat off now.

Okay, uh, I will be saucier,

Okay, um, can we please go over the new system today?

Okay, um, I'm sorry about that,

Okay, um, Marcus, where are we on cakes?

Okay, we got four beefs here. We need 'em out front, please.

Okay, we got rubber sealant

Okay, we're gonna add a little bit of white wine.

Okay, well, if there's confusion,

Okay, well, you can't really do that

Okay, well, you gotta sharpen it.

Okay, yes, Chef. I just wanted to check and see

Okay! Everybody, go ahead. Grab one.

Okay! It'll take 30 minutes. Let's go.

Okay! Looks good in here.

Okay? Everybody takes care of their own station.

Okay? Seriously, I wanna I wanna organize it.

Okay? That's not an exaggeration.

Okay? This was developed by Escoffier, and I think

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. "Fuck off" isn't yes.

Okay. (scoffs)

Okay. Do you have a recipe?

Okay. I just sent it to you again.

Okay. I should've known that I had to wiggle it.

Okay. I'll fire everything now.

Okay. Now, can you make this work

Okay. So, um, as you may have heard,

Okay. Um, that's fine. That's okay.

Okay. Yes. Okay, Chef.

Old school brigade. You run it.

On pretty high end stuff.

On the stovetop near the burners.

On top of my other job and my life

On top of my other stuff, of course.

One bite of a donut brings much joy.

One day, a sous chef, he just hit it.

One hundred. Thank you.

One Italian Beef combo to enter. Now,

One plus one equals you're an asshole, Bobby Flay.

One sausage pepper, one more mortadell, Chef!

One, I'm thinking about it.

Onion under arm!

Ons?

Ooh. Don't fuck it up.

OPERATOR: The number you have reached is not in service.

Or braised beef,

Or could become, toxic.

Or everybody acts shitty and feels shitty.

Or for someone else,

Or it was too hard,

Or it would melt too quickly, or it was too gummy.

Or like your dad's or

Or maybe not, and that's just how it is,

Or or or running brunch, God forbid.

Or someplace, and we we're going along.

Or the CDC. Uh, I would be

Or tweezing herbs on a dish

Or whatever, but, uh...

Or who you do it with.

Or you trying to party?

Or, um, we're going to, uh, whisk in

Or, you know, like, 50 calls. (laughs)

Other night my kid asked me if

Our family's restaurant in his will,

Out of the fuckin' alleyway, man.

Outta the alley behind your brother's restaurant

Packaging, right. On page 27, randomly, um,

Paid for 25.

Paid my way through culinary school, so...

Paperwork's not really my jam.

Pars all day.

Part of the reason why this machine got recalled

Paying my dues?

People are like, "Where the fuck's her face?"

People loved the food.

PERSON: What's a ribbon of brine?

PERSON: Yo. We have a customer out here.

PETE: Hey, hey, guys! Guys! Hey!

PETE: Oh. Copy that.

PETE: Yeah, no, totally. I'm gonna... I'm gonna head in,

PETE: You want me to shut the fuck up?

Pete's permission here, right, Pete?

Picking up all the flour, so her board is clean.

Please do not bring that shit up.

Please do not touch that.

Please don't get lost in that shit.

Please press the button.

Please, let's just close the box cutter. Thank you.

Plus a 1955 blanket lined Type 3.

Plus, love the wiping, love that energy.

Plus, Tina keeps messing with the temperature

Plus, we never spend any real time together.

Plus, we're sleeping on to go's.

Poor fucking girl.

Porque you taught me.

Power's out, so, outdoor lunch service.

Pretty good at this, right?

Pretty tight. Okay, I'll fix this.

Probably should learn how to make pasta, Carmy.

Probably some dumbass kid fucking with his mom's 22.

Program started four hours ago.

Proteins, temperature, sauces, all that shit.

Put 'em in the corresponding sections.

Put it in gravy, cover it,

Put it in the fucking window!

Put it on the oven floor, throw in another batch, okay?

Quit?

RC, Green River, whatever we're working with.

Really bad for me, Chef.

Really good short term memory, Richie. Congrats on that.

Really good.

Really good.

Really kind of came at me a little, I guess.

Really stuck your poor ma with that place. Man.

Really, really pumped. Yeah.

Really.

Really. You know, I just have trouble breathing sometimes,

Related on your mom's side

Relax. Shit's regulated.

Respectable place of business run by adults.

Rest in peace, Harold.

Rest in peace, young man.

Rice, plantains, and a little fennel salad.

Richard, aw, bandito, my little felon.

Richie didn't come in here wearing that cologne today

Richie Jerimovich. Pleasure to meet you, sweetheart.

Richie loves doing whatever the fuck Richie does.

Richie, do you even know how to do fries?

Richie, go fuck yourself.

Richie, wh what the fuck is this?

Richie, what the fuck is that?

RICHIE: (scoffs) Come on, man.

RICHIE: Are you fuckin' kidding me?

RICHIE: Behind.

RICHIE: Blossom, what am I getting today? Mortadellas?

RICHIE: Bullshit.

RICHIE: Child asshole.

RICHIE: Christ, wake me up when the story starts

RICHIE: Dark.

RICHIE: Dum dum dum.

RICHIE: How do you know they're not your cigarettes?

RICHIE: I had the kid all morning. Excuse me.

RICHIE: I'm like, listen, if you're gonna get in my face,

RICHIE: Let's go, let's go.

RICHIE: Let's go. Let's go.

RICHIE: Mother fuck!

RICHIE: Nah.

RICHIE: No, no, no. Uh uh.

RICHIE: Oh, are you happy now that you told Mom,

RICHIE: Oh, shit.

RICHIE: She does have nice eyes.

RICHIE: Show you motherfuckers how it's done.

RICHIE: Sixty nine all day, Chef.

RICHIE: So finally I roll down the window, right?

RICHIE: So this is a war on poor people?

RICHIE: Stop shouting!

RICHIE: Such fucking bullshit.

RICHIE: Ten, twenty.

RICHIE: That's better.

RICHIE: That's enough!

RICHIE: The fuck is going on around here?

RICHIE: Tina.

RICHIE: Way to keep your thumb up your ass.

RICHIE: What's up, man.

RICHIE: Why can't you chill over there?

RICHIE: Yeah, right!

RICHIE: Yeah, they are different.

RICHIE: Yeah, yep.

RICHIE: Yes. I know we need 'em now.

RICHIE: Yo, Cousin, there's a fuckin' line.

RICHIE: Yo.

Richie.

Right now. You know,

Right?

Right?

Right.

Right.

River North.

Ron's gone. Gone gone.

Sandwiches are totally different, though.

Sandwiches at night.

Sandwiches, civil conversation, no yelling,

Sauce is a little bit tight.

Say it, Fak.

Say, "Matae."

Say, "Matae."

Screaming and pushing and yelling.

Second best is cool.

See what we can do better and more efficiently.

See you in another galaxy, puta.

See, it's all good till it starts making this weird

Shabby? This guy's a hacky fuck, right?

She doesn't understand. She's a baby, you know.

She has nice eyes.

She has no face.

She looks fucking beautiful. You would've lost your mind.

She says I'm contagious,

She then kneads it, until it is smooth.

She wasn't calm, but the food was great.

She's helping us out today.

She's not nice. She's not your friend. She may smile.

Shh...

Shh...

Shh...

Shit!

Shit! Shit! Fuck!

Shit.

Shit.

Shit...

Should I be wearing a gas mask?

Should we call the cops?

Shoulda stopped by to break your legs,

Shut the fuck up!

Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!

Siad Barre caused violence, oppression.

Side hustle.

Silicone, adhesive caulk,

Sir? Officer?

Six bucks with ice cream.

Slice it, put it in jus. Get it now!

Snyder Cut motherfuckers wanna out of line now?

So anyway Just let me add this.

So back to The Beef then, huh?

So can I get a dessert drop, please?

So don't go telling your auntie, brother, cousins, friends

So fire. Fuck, man. Mission accomplished.

So fuckin' stupid.

So get your ass back in there,

So he can flip it into an Applebee's?

So he takes out his phone,

So hold on, please. Okay?

So how about you go to the register

So I can reach an agreement with them

So I can't be smelling like fucking hot giardiniera.

So I could save time on my commute.

So I just keep saying it.

So I want everybody doing a little bit extra.

So I want the front of house locked and loaded please.

So I'm gonna need you to go in there

So if we do six, that'll get us through the week, right?

So it is done. The end.

So just, you know...

So let's start today with a songwriter,

So normal.

So now I'm working here and I'm trying to bring business in.

So sorry, guys. Thank you for your patience.

So that was a nice final "fuck you"

So that when traders, when they lost their ass

So the architect, John Storrs, legend has it,

So the goddess over here,

So the sugar doesn't burn.

So they are mine.

So to ask somebody else how they're feeling,

So we are gonna stick with what works,

So we didn't bother to put one."

So we're at Ceres, right?

So we're gonna count off, alright?

So we're gonna have a little tournament here today.

So what is this?

So what was the best one?

So what's up?

So when we did, it felt special even if it wasn't.

So why wasn't Michael buying number 10s,

So you brought him here?

So you just back the fuck off.

So you lose, you get the fuck out.

So you're a psychopath, cool.

So, have you like,

So, how you gonna pass the family test?

So, I'm like, okay, now there's a problem.

So, in your face.

So, last week was a nightmare.

So, like, because I'm the sous, right?

So, like, thick and, like, chewy?

So, not bad.

So, So what are you saying?

So, this guy, he pulls out a revolver.

So, uh, she's not really busy at work, huh?

So, we could just have somebody go and pick it up.

So, what are you doing here? I guess.

So, you cucks are gonna clean up after yourselves,

So, you stick to your shit, okay?

So, you work in a restaurant, right?

So...

So... So, how do we fix this?

Somalia became a failed state.

Some asshole invested in Ed Debevic's,

Some dude asking for Michael.

Some roads lead from Chicago.

Somebody get me a fucking Sharpie that fucking works!

Somebody's got to be stirring that forever,

Someone left a pack of cigarettes

Someone's jealous they weren't invited, huh?

Sometimes, people think they're calling me to fix a toilet,

Sometimes.

Sorry (laughs). I'm the sous.

Sorry about that, but you're gonna love this next shit.

Sorry about the gun, babe. I had to get real.

Sorry, I know it's late.

Sorry, not my cousin either.

Sorry, Pete.

Sorry, uh...

Sorry, um, are you the new face of the working man?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I just... hate seeing you here.

Sorry. My, uh, ahem,

Sorry. Sorry, sorry.

Sounded like a little marble.

Sounds like Mom.

Sounds like that was his attitude, huh?

Sounds like we got a real problem out here.

Sounds nice.

Special place.

Start with a shower.

Still looks like some kid painted it with his ass.

Still waiting on 55 beef, 24 chicken and pepper,

Stock it all, okay?

Stocks, that sort of thing. Uh,

Stole 167 bases, 195 home runs, 1,100 RBIs,

Stop fuckin' with this place.

Stop, it's a little bit messy, okay?

Stop, stop, stop! What? Fak?

Stop! I can't, I can't do this!

Stop! Stop! Let's not do this.

Stupid fucking name.

Stupid, he would always say, um...

Stupid.

Suddenly, this little kid...

Sugar better watch his ass.

Sugar wasn't picking up her phone.

SUGAR: (on voicemail) Hey. It's me again.

SUGAR: (sighs) Mom's chicken.

SUGAR: How can I not blame this place?

Sugar: Pete and I have been going lately,

SUGAR: Then why'd you stay there?

SUGAR: Well...

SUGAR: Will you fight with me tomorrow?

SUGAR: Yeah. I also have a lot going on.

Sure, Tina. Today, the day we're running the new program.

Sure. Great.

Surge rates, fucko.

Suspended license.

Sweep the Padres but fail the drug test.

Sweeps, Tina, and Ebra don't drive.

SWEEPS: I swept St. Louis three times and had a no hitter.

SWEEPS: Welcome back.

SWEEPS: Yeah, man, real fancy.

SWEEPS: Yo, Richie, you can finally get a new CD for your car.

Syd, quit fuckin' around. Grab a can opener.

Syd, salads. Count.

Sydney accidentally left it at his table.

Sydney walked in here a couple of days ago,

Sydney, you blowing somebody

Sydney, you wanna help? You can take him.

SYDNEY: Alright, let's 86 the ravioli, please, Chefs.

SYDNEY: Alright, two chickens! Three beef!

SYDNEY: Alright.

SYDNEY: Chef, get in there. Let's go. Toughen up. Come on.

SYDNEY: Chef, let's fire two chicken peppers,

SYDNEY: Chefs, new prep list is up! Please check it out!

SYDNEY: Fire, one with sausage pepper, one with mortadell!

SYDNEY: Good luck.

SYDNEY: Gorgeous. Thank you, Chef.

SYDNEY: Have a good day.

SYDNEY: Hey, all good?

SYDNEY: I don't know. Um...

SYDNEY: I had a chef who...

SYDNEY: I mean, we're about to find out.

SYDNEY: Let me get a full line restock, please.

SYDNEY: O Okay, uh... No. I'm sorry.

SYDNEY: Oh, jeez.

SYDNEY: Okay, Chefs,

SYDNEY: Okay, Ebra, let's get to work, please.

SYDNEY: Okay, that's what I'm saying.

SYDNEY: Shit.

SYDNEY: Thank you, Chefs.

SYDNEY: Thank you, Chefs.

SYDNEY: They're different.

SYDNEY: This is fucked. We need to close for lunch.

SYDNEY: Twenty five all day, Chef.

SYDNEY: Uh, gas line is still down,

SYDNEY: We got one hour to service, Chefs.

SYDNEY: Yeah, like Logan...

SYDNEY: Yeah, Richie, that's exactly what's happening.

SYDNEY: Yes.

SYDNEY: Yo, Chef, there's a fire.

Sydney! Head in the game! Are you kidding me?

Sydney. Saying sweetheart

Sydney...

Sydney...

SYDNEY'S FATHER: Baby?

T, you wanna try this?

T, you're gonna do a triple prep, okay?

Table 23, four people.

Take a break, sweetheart.

Take it up with Lu.

Take the kindergarten somewhere else.

Take this green tape off before it gets to us.

Take your time.

Talk to me about labor, Noma!

Taste it and tell me it's shitty.

Tasting menu at the bar.

Tax shit... Yikes.

Teach him what exactly?

Tell me about the fuckin' factions again.

Th that's on me. That's me that I don't wiggle it.

Th that's right. That's right. That's my bad.

Th there's actually some... a pretty good layout

Thank fuck!

Thank you for letting me be a part of this family.

Thank you for this.

Thank you for your time.

Thank you, Chef.

Thank you, Chef.

Thank you, Chef.

Thank you, Chef.

Thank you, Chef.

Thank you, Chefs.

Thank you, Cousin.

Thank you, Jeff. Chef.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Alright. Alright. Bye.

Thankful for my my cats Ralph.

Thanks, Chef.

Thanks, Jeff.

Thanks, pal.

Thanks, Tom.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That anyone was talking about, and...

That are just lying around here.

That can't happen again!

That Carmy destroyed it like a little bitch.

That deadbeat's balls. How are you?

That don't fit in the lowboy,

That dude looks like a carrot.

That guy's a fuckin' hack anyway.

That he always be wearing. You know, it smell like

That he too has this deep connection to, uh, to agriculture, right?

That hurt, you know.

That I could never get out of my head.

That I don't care about,

That I think we both want it to work,

That is huge.

That just seems, uh...

That kid?

That kid.

That me trying to fix the restaurant...

That means there's gonna be a chain of command.

That means we have 78 slices of chocolate cake,

That motherfucker to the desk.

That restaurant, it has and it, it does mean

That shit is genius!

That the brigade was a good idea,

That was dark.

That was nice. Thank you for that. That was good.

That was not okay.

That way, when the stock hits, gonna sc**** up all that,

That we are learning how to use the tablet, and it's good.

That we look for in employees.

That went down with your dad, you know.

That you cover with the reduced plum wine you made,

That, That people are gonna come in here

That, uh, it's not necessarily flour

That's a bad motherfucker.

That's a classic sound with these fucking pieces of shit.

That's a lotta bachelor parties to pay it back, huh?

That's a, uh, dish that Sydney's been working on.

That's actually pretty fucking dope.

That's amazing. Listen. I have been

That's been going for 12 hours, okay?

That's cool. You didn't even take a day off.

That's every bag of ice in River North.

That's exactly what he did. He destroyed it like a bitch.

That's expensive but the shipping.

That's fine. Whatever. But...

That's fuckin' enough!

That's gonna get that flavor into the onion.

That's good. You see that difference?

That's how you say hello to me?

That's how you win.

That's it.

That's just that.

That's my pot, Jeff.

That's not a good excuse.

That's not even accounting for other people's, you know?

That's not what I'm saying, no.

That's only, like, a week of survival cash.

That's sexist.

That's some fuckin' (speaks Italian)

That's some serious heat. What's, uh...

That's that sauce that's starting to happen,

That's totally reasonable.

That's very clear. Thank you.

That's what I wanna do, though. I wanna...

That's why I keep telling you guys,

That's why I'm here, that's why you

That's why I'm mad at you...

That's why you stopped by?

That's... that's really nice of you.

The amount of administrative correspondence

The Bear!

The best. Teach you to operate at a level

The Board of Trade building, right?

The central government collapsed.

The chef obviously knew what she was doing."

The deeper into this I went and the better I got.

The dough should rest for at least 30 minutes.

The fridge won't work without a condenser.

The fuck does she keep calling me?

The fuck is going on?

The fuck was that?

The fuck?

The fucking police on you.

The Goddess of Agriculture.

The Goddess of Agriculture."

The guys are texting me.

The health inspector is coming in here.

The job you're describing goes way outside

The kids come in, they break it, what happens?

The king.

The lowboys look great, guys.

The menu is slightly updated "

The money I lent your brother.

The more I learn about Michael, the less I understand.

The night before, Savvy had gotten inducted

The only beef I could get

The only thing we get back is chaos, resentment.

The oven's too dry.

The owner and I don't really see eye to eye.

The phone rings, there's a problem

The pilot light is out.

The point of this is that it is a business,

The price is too low.

The same kind of problems around the same time. We...

The short term was always so awful.

The staff moves are next level."

The thing is, the place opened at like 6:30 in the morning

The toilet is fucked.

The vent went cold, the whole shit's gutted.

The, the whole point of it is

The, um, the Culinary Institute of America,

Then don't ask me what happened

Then I do onion, then I do potatoes. We have system.

Then there'll be an end of day review.

Then we'll do a front of house walkthrough,

Then what's up with the nest?

Then you put the fire out.

Then, uh, I don't know, herbs,

There was like a statue of Ceres and her back,

There was this one donut that I used to love

There's four cakes and still

There's no more space.

There's this statue on top of the Board of Trade,

These Arby's cups are from different visits.

These are disgusting.

These guys gotta pick up their orders!

These guys, they taught you how to cook with ants,

These labels.

These perfect fresh plums,

These savings, 20% of them could cover my yearly salary.

They all suck now.

They also said you are incredibly inpatient

They conserved copper during World War II.

They did this to me last week.

They didn't teach you accounting at, uh... Noma?

They haven't given that government organization anything

They keep their own side of the street clean.

They teach you at DeVry?

They, like, they called ambulances, right?

They, They say some shit like they gotta help themselves,

They're both in ambulances on the way to Resurrection Hospital.

They're building a Sweetgreen.

They're gonna be wet, hot, and sweet, alright?

They're gonna bring their own booze.

They're just sleeping?

They're kids, you know.

They're opening all my presents!

They're starting to caramelize?

They're sweeping glass up.

Think you can guess, Cousin.

Thinking they're gonna get her food.

Thirty two. Thank you.

This freaking guy. (laughs) Hilarious.

This fuckin' goon, he pulls up again, right?

This fucking fairy's butt buddy. He's

This is "Chicago."

This is a delicate ecosystem...

This is a delicate fuckin' ecosystem!

This is a fucking disgrace right here.

This is a single elimination tourney,

This is exactly what happens when you

This is gonna be bad.

This is me winning.

This is my station. This is not respect.

This is on you.

This is original Big E red line selvage, alright?

This is real and alive, and

This is really, really, really good.

This is Sufjan Stevens.

This is the one time you listen to me.

This is the thunderdome right here.

This is what real kitchens do.

This is your brother's house, okay? Yeah? Remember?

This is, uh, Chilean sea bass.

This isn't his space.

This job's insane.

This knife is shit.

This place could be so different

This place is eating you alive, you know.

This shit is exposure, baby.

This was my dad's favorite spot when I was a kid.

This weird thing happens too.

This would happen or that would happen.

This, This place is, is organized,

This.

Those chickens are coming out pretty dark, yeah?

TIFF (voicemail): Hey, this is Tiff.

Tiff, "What the fuck?"

Time to try the new sandwiches. Behind!

Timothy, but I I'm not... I'm not fucking...

Tina, fire every single chicken we have, please, okay?

Tina, now, this is the third stoplight, right

Tina, sausages, burgers, hot dogs,

Tina, switch to potato prep.

Tina, you're floating. We good back here, Chefs?

TINA: Damn, Chef!

TINA: Five minutes to open.

TINA: Fuck!

TINA: Good. How was the recital?

TINA: Heard.

TINA: Hmm.

TINA: I don't know, Carm.

TINA: Jeff, look at the coloring on this.

TINA: Morning.

TINA: No!

TINA: Richard, outside! Outside now.

TINA: Say hello to Jeff's friend.

TINA: Shit!

TINA: Still nothing.

TINA: Thanks.

TINA: They both named Ralph?

TINA: Three minutes to open.

TINA: Uh, 32 all day, Chef.

TINA: We don't have anymore.

TINA: We're outta giardiniera.

TINA: What are you reading?

TINA: What's it for?

TINA: Who's on family?

TINA: Yes, please. This is very flamey.

TINA: You can have mine if you change your mind.

TINA: You need to go home and cool off.

To a dollar, so shut the fuck up!

To be a woman in the kitchen? Wow.

To be like the consistency of Haribo Gummi Bears,

To be like, "Good job!"

To come down here every Tuesday, okay?

To fix it right this second,

To help it.

To know that and, fuck, I just wanted him

To learn all this fancy, useless fucking bullshit.

To pay a smaller amount.

To still be open after everything.

Today was not the day to go fucking with the system.

Totally.

Tried to create peace.

Tried to speed it up and I blew the fuse.

Try this business.

Try to listen to each other.

Trying to get some work done here, capiche?

Trying to put your family back together

Turn on the grill. I gotta get the dogs going.

Twenty five? No, no, I ordered 200.

Twenty five. Thank you.

Two bites brings sadness.

Two different people just watching that shit.

Two dogs, two chickens, four all day.

Two sausage pepper, two mortadell, Chef!

Two tops, booths.

Two, I know everybody you used to work for,

Ugh.

Ugh. The IRS, Rich.

Uh, a a shit show,

Uh, alright, (clears throat), listen up,

Uh, Angel, I want you to take every single stock pot we have

Uh, can I get hands, please?

Uh, chef was a piece of shit.

Uh, Chefs, we got any non iodized salt?

Uh, Chicago, am I right?

Uh, don't. Uh, that's my vegetables, so

Uh, h hold on. Why Lemme get Nat.

Uh, h how old is she?

Uh, he shot himself in the head four months ago.

Uh, I don't know about cool.

Uh, I I just wanted to say thanks for this past week.

Uh, I miss him, too. Yeah.

Uh, I used to run the best restaurant on the planet Earth.

Uh, I'm gonna turn on the to go's in 10 minutes.

Uh, it's, uh, it's a mistake.

Uh, Manny, Angel, Cousin, just lock this shit down.

Uh, my angle's that I was hired to work here.

Uh, no, Chef, I'm covering her prep.

Uh, not yet, no, but you need help, and...

Uh, okay, look, I hate to be the bearer of bad news,

Uh, she's 5.

Uh, sorry, I just don't, uh, feel like

Uh, take it away, Chef. Thank you, guys.

Uh, that's fine. We'll make it fresh.

Uh, uh, no. No, no. He's not here this second.

Uh, w what are you scared about?

Uh, well, what about Richie?

Uh, what, what happens if he doesn't wake up?

Uh, y y yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh, yeah, um, he is, um,

Uh, yeah. Uh...

Uh, your skills, man. You got skills.

Uh.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... (clears throat)

Uh... Hey, everyone.

Uh... Is it bad?

Uh... Uh, give me a sec.

Uh... Who?

Um, but, uh...

Um, can I ask who's calling?

Um, can I?

Um, can we maybe Should we, like

Um, can you,

Um, Chef Sydney, you got that, right?

Um, do you think maybe so

Um, every day, we'll start with a pre shift meeting,

Um, I I know it seems like a lot and kind of annoying,

Um, I really I gotta go, okay?

Um, I, uh, uh, uh. Cool. I don't know, um.

Um, I'm doing them in five

Um, I'm not sure, but, uh, we're gonna try to keep it chill.

Um, okay. So, you know, it was an accident

Um, please enjoy your beefs. Focus on that.

Um, Tina's on

Um, w what did you have in mind? Sorry.

Um, we had a name, we had a vibe, all of it.

Um, what's up?

Um, with everything since, you know.

Um, you know, that's pretty much it.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... Not good. So...

Um... Uh...

Unfortunately! These violations leave me no choice.

United Parcel Service...

United States sent troops to take members of his team,

Until it becomes a syrup.

Until my credit isn't negative one million.

Until the chemistry changes.

Until the foundations change.

Until the thinking changes.

UPS is the crazy shit that made me

Use another pot, please, Chef. Alright? Corner!

Used our two week parachute.

Veal fat congeals when it's cold, so...

Vendors are cutting us off. I don't have the money

Very good question.

Very well.

VIDEO GAME: Ball Breaker!

VIDEO GAME: Ballbreaker!

VIDEO GAME: Ballbreaker...

VOICES: Oh! I'll have what she's having!

W were you guys, like,

Wait a minute, it's a fuck you.

Wait one second, because I forgot...

Wait, is this shit fuckin' Black Hawk Down?

Wait, so what was the best one?

Wait, wait, wait, what?

Wait, why didn't Michael want him to work at the restaurant?

Wait, you used to play for the fucking Cubs?

Walk in's toast.

Walking around thinking that she can handle shit.

Wanna do this crazy shit, so, probably not.

Wanted to be a broker,

Was bone in, which you have to braise, alright?

Was facing towards the east.

Was looking at your COGS.

Was me trying to fix whatever was happening with my brother.

Was that just like the world or

Wash down the sandwiches.

Wasn't exactly liquid enough for a brick and mortar.

Wasn't my idea, by the way.

We all get cake 'cause we're best friends.

We all heard that. Right. So, uh,

We all try to do a good job. I don't know about you.

We all work in a restaurant, right?

We are down that because you are not firing.

We are gonna be on our best behavior.

We are implementing a...

We are not fucking doing raisins.

We are not good, Chef.

We are not good.

We are right to assume that the place

We been having money problems for two weeks.

We better watch the heat on the stove, guys.

We can do it differently, okay? I cannot keep

We can learn.

We can make it for a great to go.

We can't curb that kind of chaos

We can't fuck with this shit, cool?

We can't operate at a higher level

We could share ideas.

We didn't really like eat out a lot growing up,

We don't have risotto on the menu.

We don't have the support system or organization

We figured the only place that's still open,

We get more help around here.

We got a little...

We got a lot to do today, okay?

We got enough food to feed these fuckin' dorks.

We got issues. This arcuate's painted.

We got service in an hour, alright?

We got this, so... Corner!

We gotta get a new dinner menu, we can hire more cooks,

We had a gnarly fight, man.

We have finally gotten this to a place

We have the, uh, River North Festival today,

We have to change the chemistry, right?

We hear this fuckin' voice ring out,

We just talk about things,

We need a new dinner menu.

We need the business! Nerds come in from Rockford to play.

We need this.

We need to run things different.

We not gonna be able to pay 'em next month anyways."

We open in 20, to go's live in 20.

We should be open from 11:00 to 2:00 for lunch

We should probably...

We spilled a bottle of Xanax in the cooler.

We walk into this giant fuckin' party.

We wanna see that everywhere on the bottom.

We wanted to open a restaurant together.

We went to Michael Jordan's steakhouse.

We were up in, um...

We will figure it out.

We, uh, we asked

We, uh...

We?

We?

We'll let you know the minute he wakes up.

We're done with Nico.

We're done with your stupid friends.

We're down six dozen pepper, five Greeks with ravioli. Let's go!

We're driving along in this car, big SUV.

We're drunk as shit, we're fuckin' high as shit.

We're firing 76 beefs, 34 chickens, okay?

We're getting killed on labor.

We're giving you an opportunity to work here,

We're gonna fix it. It's okay.

We're gonna go over that new menu still, okay?

We're gonna have snacks, small plates

We're gonna need more bread.

We're gonna take everything. Just take it outside, alright?

We're not gonna do any of that spectral shit!

We're not gonna do that.

We're not gonna look at 'em all weird.

We're not gonna scare any of the regulars.

We're not gonna touch 'em.

We're on the same page right now.

We're open from 11:00 to 9:00. That's dumb.

We're ready for to go at all at this point.

We're still gonna rock lunch, alright?

Welcome back to?

Well done.

Well, A, I'm not a fuckin' stroke,

Well, A, yes, I am,

Well, even though that spot is, is taken, actually.

Well, I gave a dish to a customer

Well, I would love to, but, uh, my license is expired, FYI.

Well, on a, uh, on a sunnier note, you have, um...

Well, so what'd you think?

Well, thank you, Sydney.

Well, that was fucking weird.

Well, yeah.

Well...

Wh You You went to a meeting?

Wh What the fuck is this?

Wh where did you get that? What, did you steal that

What are you doing opening up other people's stuff for?

What are you doing?

What are you making?

What are you talking about? I brought that crowd in!

What are you talking about? They're all going in the same place here.

What could you do?

What do we call it?

What do you mean, hey? You spilled veal stock.

What do you mean?

What does it look like? I'm helping you.

What does Sweeps stand for?

What does that say?

What does this have to do with this?

What happened to the kid?

What I can afford to pay a sous,

What is that, oven?

What is this?

What is wrong with you fucking jackoffs?

What kind of asshole is gonna put

What might you bring to The Beef as a new employee?

What the fuck are you doing still working on this shit?

What the fuck you talkin' about?

What the fuck, Carmy?

What the fuck? Are you crazy?

What the fuck? You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.

What the hell were you doing, Mike?

What time is Syd coming in?

What up, T? What you got over there?

What was the fuckin' message?

What was, like, the deal with Michael?

What you doing, bro?

What, are they fuckin' dead?

What, What exactly is it I'm I'm I'm looking for?

What, you fuck up one of his properties, too?

What! It'll take five No, no, no! Don't touch that.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Ew!

What? You know I stay here.

What's goin' on? What do you think?

What's going on here?

What's going on with her?

What's going on with these edges, Chef?

What's it like to be a fucking loser? Huh?

What's not on the menu is the risotto.

What's up?

What's up? I don't know what's going on.

What's up? You blow a fuse or something?

What's wrong?

What's your angle? Level with me.

What's, uh, uh

Whatever, other fish in the sea.

When did the breathing problem start?

When I said I didn't think

When I was a kid, I thought I saw a dragon.

When the market opened, they could just,

When they should've been yeast all along and

When two helicopters came up

When was the last time you sharpened it?

When was the last time you talked to him?

When you go to your grandma's house,

When'd Mikey make that for you?

Where are the chili flakes? It's the most Polish shit ever.

Where are the onions? They prepped?

Where I was like, "Okay, fuck you, watch this."

Where is this shit?

Where is Tina? She's still not here?

Where things are sort of, kind of a little bit chill, right?

Where you gonna go?

Where?

Where'd you get the money for bail?

Where's my knife?!

Where's my stuff?

Where's Tina and Ebra?!

Which are 102 ounces? They're cheaper per ounce.

Which I can barely afford already.

Which is barely hanging on by a thread.

Which is like...

Which is to, at times, listen to your boss.

Which is, uh, black plums

Which means I'll do, like, gravies,

Which was a nice curveball

Which was the, the bar at the bottom of

Which, uh, at this place, the chef wanted the gelée

Which, uh, box you put the ketchup in?

Which... we could never do.

While troubleshooting a vented Optispark distributor

Who are you yelling at, Carmy? There's like four of us in here.

Who cares? We don't use tomatoes anyway.

Who doesn't love the Cubs?

Who has been known to climb on the stage of the Metro

Who says I'm gonna keep it a restaurant?

Who shot up my shit.

Who was that?

Who's that?

Who's, uh, seizing your house, Shug?

Whoa, no way! This is, like, identical, dude!

Whoa, should I break this up?

Whoa!

Whoa. You bulking up?

Whose idea was it?

Whose time you're wasting say to you?

Why am I using a toothbrush, Chef?

Why are you

Why are you fucking with me?

Why are you fucking with me? Why are you fucking with me?

Why are you serving broken sauces? Why? I get it.

Why are you so fucking slow?

Why are you so slow? Why are you so fucking slow?

Why are you trying to put a T shirt on a fuckin' hot dog?

Why can it only be Marcus?

Why did you do this?

Why didn't he just pay the vendors?

Why didn't he leave it to you then?

Why do I give a fuck that you play the keyboard?

Why don't you bring ketchup?

Why the hell would he organize it like this?

Why? You think you're so tough.

Why'd you give him the money?

Wicker... Pilsen.

Wild, man. Stay safe out here, G.

Will you please use a salt bed next time like I asked?

Will you shut the fuck up for a second!

Window on the side.

With all the fuckin' hullabaloo,

With greens, that's four all day.

With these white collar criminals.

With those raisins.

With your fucking tweezers and your foie gras.

Without talking to me first!

WOMAN: It's hard to hear it,

Word. Word...

Working on another line

Would anyone that's been to

Would only let me zest.

Wow, man. This is so good, dude.

Wow, yeah.

Wow.

Wrigley didn't deliver enough meat this week.

Y y you did. Not even "kinda." You just straight up left.

Y you can't start at fucked.

Yeah, 'cause you're

Yeah, and the people in this place,

Yeah, and you told me every detail of the whole episode.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, bus drivers, secretaries, teachers.

Yeah, but he's still a little bitch.

Yeah, but it didn't create peace, did it?

Yeah, but th they basically say

Yeah, but, I mea

Yeah, can I ask you a favor?

Yeah, clearly.

Yeah, combining ingredients.

Yeah, consistent.

Yeah, don't call the cops.

Yeah, exactly, Cousin. It's a tie in.

Yeah, heard, thank you.

Yeah, heard. Dope. Cool.

Yeah, honey. I I said it'd be cool if they, uh, were to use the

Yeah, I definitely, definitely did not

Yeah, I did.

Yeah, I feel that.

Yeah, I got What is that, a diss?

Yeah, I got you. I got you.

Yeah, I mean, my family was the same.

Yeah, I need that, uh, jacket that Mike gave me.

Yeah, I owe her a call.

Yeah, I thought you were a spy.

Yeah, I'm fucking okay, Tina.

Yeah, I'm meeting a brand ambassador,

Yeah, I'm sorry for your loss, too.

Yeah, it could go from chill to unchill in a second,

Yeah, it was behind the bar.

Yeah, it was, it was Carmy's.

Yeah, it's... mostly graphics.

Yeah, just keep working. It's like nothing ever happened.

Yeah, like in 1987. You know, when you were still in

Yeah, make it worth it.

Yeah, Marcus.

Yeah, my, uh, my mom's like that.

Yeah, no shit it is.

Yeah, no, I know. I just I've been busy.

Yeah, no, I understand who that is.

Yeah, of course Pete would go.

Yeah, or, or lose everything

Yeah, right?

Yeah, see, this one is good. It's like...

Yeah, so we're gonna add a little bit of capers.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, take it around the side for me, will you?

Yeah, thanks for clearing that up.

Yeah, thanks. I got it.

Yeah, that's Sydney. She's helping us out today.

Yeah, there is no right answer.

Yeah, thick but also squishy.

Yeah, this is what you wanted to do from the beginning, right?

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, well...

Yeah, why?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I miss him.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna burn one. I haven't had one all day.

Yeah, you got it, boss.

Yeah, you have such a fucking attitude.

Yeah, you?

Yeah, you're a real stud, Petey.

Yeah, you're gonna wanna take that a little bit darker.

Yeah, you're looking at it. This is where I been.

Yeah! Thank you! Thank you, Chef!

Yeah! Yeah! You fucking baby!

Yeah?

Yeah? Let me tell you something. No,

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. But you agree w with me about the other thing, right?

Yeah. Family was always happy whenever we got donuts.

Yeah. Fuck, I don't even know anymore.

Yeah. I go three times a week.

Yeah. I mean, donuts are deceptively hard,

Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

Yeah. I mean, I feel okay.

Yeah. I'm more Italian than that guy is.

Yeah. It's a, uh, a sweet wine from Japan.

Yeah. Look, can you, uh, can you bring it here?

Yeah. Maybe.

Yeah. No, I'm good. I just, um...

Yeah. No, no, w we're really grateful

Yeah. No, that's... That's right.

Yeah. Today was...

Yeah. Why don't you say this? Say "yes, Chef, I'm so tough."

Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. No, Luanne, that's...

Yeah. Yeah. Is the Health Department coming back?

Yeah. You know it, Jeff.

Yelling at them every day. We have to cut it out.

Yep.

Yep. Probably why you wanna fix it, too.

Yes, Chef, I understand.

Yes, Chef.

Yes, Chef.

Yes, Chef.

Yes, Chef.

Yes, Chef.

Yes, Chef.

Yes, Jeff, but Louie

Yes, thank you for asking.

Yes, yes, exactly, you understand, yeah.

Yes!

Yes? Good. You're gonna purchase

Yes.

Yes. Thank you.

Yes. Your idea, but, yes.

Yes. Your pass, Chef.

Yo, can we get 10 peep all day, six hot, four sweet. Thank you!

Yo, Carm?

Yo, Carm. Check it.

Yo, Carm. Who was that?

Yo, Carmy, I did it.

Yo, Cousin, just fuckin'

Yo, Fak. Yeah, we need you here ASAP, bro.

Yo, I love Mikey.

Yo, I really love science.

Yo, is this warm enough?

Yo, Jeff, we gotta open.

Yo, Jeff?

Yo, let me get 10 Beef All Day, six hot, four sweet. Thank you.

Yo, Louie, how we looking?

Yo, Marcus, you hear me?

Yo, my guy.

Yo, Pete, you gonna let her talk to you like that?

Yo, should we do a bakery?

Yo, stop fuckin' around.

Yo, Sweeps, when was the last time you cleaned out the grease trap?

Yo, Sydney!

Yo, there's VIP on 21, it's Tom Skilling!

Yo, this dude is trying to fuck up this little nerd,

Yo, Tina, how about these plátanos though, right?

Yo, we good?

Yo, we need to go to Copenhagen and fuck that place up.

Yo, what time you home tonight?

Yo, what's going on?

Yo, why are being such a fucking bitch right now?

Yo, why the fuck are you on the Kennedy?

Yo, yo, Cousin, what's up with all this gay ass fruit?

Yo, yo! Nico, you're droppin' shit.

Yo, yo! Should I break this up?

Yo, you two look like you joined the dumbass cult.

Yo!

Yo! Sysco! Let's rock, baby. What do you got?

Yo! What is good, you fuckin' replicants?

Yo! Yo!

Yo! Yo! Fak, how we looking?

Yo.

Yo.

Yo. Fix that hole?

Yo. Fuck.

Yo. Go wait in Jeff's office

Yo. I can handle this myself, cousin. I got this.

Yo. What's up, T?

Yo. Why's he talking about risotto, Cousin?

Yo. Yo, is this it?

You actually said "tremendous," if you remember.

You all heard him. Okay?

You alright?

You alright?

You always blame this place.

You apparently know Tina and Gary as well.

You are a loser.

You are also a piece of shit.

You are an excellent chef.

You are bullshit. You are talentless.

You are fuckin' my shit up.

You are incredibly talented.

You are not being nice and you will not fuck me.

You betrayed me!

You can barely reach over this fucking table, right?

You can project your dying fantasies or whatever.

You can see it's starting to get kinda glossy.

You can throw down, huh?

You can't fucking do shit.

You can't pay back, and then we don't have to cater

You can't peel fucking vegetables.

You can't sew an asshole.

You cocked it up, you're gonna caulk it out.

You could teach him.

You cut vegetables like a bitch.

You did.

You didn't even know you could operate at, Marcus.

You didn't even win.

You didn't fuckin' tell me shit.

You didn't listen. And it's not that

You didn't say corner.

You didn't say corner.

You didn't skim properly. You cannot add the veg before it's boiled.

You didn't take my onions, did you?

You do this, I mean,

You don't blame Mom, you don't blame Mikey.

You don't need to get nasty, young lady.

You don't think this is putting at a risk

You don't wanna hear it?

You drove in this morning...

You ever miss him?

You fuckin' stroke?

You fucking baby! Fucking baby!

You giving that to the homeless guy?

You go there a lot, or...

You gonna go back to UPS?

You good, man?

You good?

You good?

You got a dream spot?

You got it, boss.

You got no fuckin' idea what you're doing here!

You gotta be cleaner than that.

You grab one, too. This way,

You guys see who shot up my window?

You guys were at a bar at 6:45 in the morning?

You guys, with me in the kitchen.

You have a short man's complex.

You have this minute where you

You hooligan.

You just cook it and you cook it and you cook it and you cook it

You just got stabbed and then you like walked it off.

You just work with robots

You kidnap a ship captain?

You kinda left. Like, you...

You knew he was using?

You know he had a new career, like, every 10 minutes?

You know he's not even Italian, right?

You know how much I love that kid,

You know how much I loved him, right?

You know I'm not gonna sell it to you, right?

You know it takes, uh, 12 people to prep that?

You know the restaurant could be good.

You know what, actually, change of plans.

You know what, first of all,

You know what?

You know what? I'm gonna caulk that shit right now.

You know what? It doesn't even matter. It's on me now.

You know what? This shit right here

You know you're not even Italian, right?

You know, and the power comes in,

You know, drugs, alcohol, gambling,

You know, even if we got this place packed,

You know, get it over with. He would always say, um

You know, getting into trouble, doing dumb shit.

You know, he could just, he could dial it.

You know, he spent every minute of, like, a year

You know, he was Mikey Bear.

You know, he was so loud and...

You know, he was that, he was that magnetic.

You know, hide whatever he was on, that would fix it.

You know, I don't wanna get in the middle of anything

You know, I think

You know, I was just...

You know, I was trying to make a cake donut

You know, I, uh...

You know, if you need anything, like whatever, you know.

You know, in Somalia, I am grillmaster.

You know, it takes hours, two shifts,

You know, it's like bumpy cars flying all over the place.

You know, let me know how it went.

You know, like, like, I'm gonna go work in real kitchens.

You know, like, when I was a kid, if I was nervous,

You know, like, who are you? Mr. Bogart?

You know, like...

You know, my first job was McDonald's,

You know, my head just got real fucked up for a minute.

You know, see how Michael was doing everything,

You know, term loans, which he never paid back.

You know, that's that's when we were closest.

You know, the bar's closed too.

You know, there's something broken in you.

You know, they could walk over and just get fuckin' hammered

You know, this, um,

You know, we were so close in age, more like...

You know, you don't realize

You know, you guys aren't supposed to be hanging out here.

You know, you let up a little bit...

You know, you push my people out.

You know, you're bringing in all these fucking strokes.

You know, you're having a hard time

You know?

You know.

You left the preorder option open.

You like to shit on my system, but I run a tight ship,

You need anything, just find us.

You need to fill a baking sheet with water,

You need to teach him how to work in the kitchen.

You never got back to me about the thing.

You okay?

You okay?

You okay?

You only appear when you need something.

You only call me when you're freaking out.

You put it in the fucking window!

You remember, T, this place used to be cool, man.

You said you had a connect.

You see me?

You see that brown spot right there?

You serious? Chef, come on. Clean your station.

You set up a compost for me today, Chef?

You smell like this place.

You spoke English five seconds ago. That's fine.

You still gave it to him.

You talk to Mom?

You think I give a fuck where that dude works?

You told me that I had to.

You understand that, right?

You understand?

You unplug it, it won't work again.

You vacuum seal it,

You wanna be a baby for another minute,

You wanna talk about fuckin' ugly, Richie?

You want perfection, bro?

You want us to get this stuff out back or

You waste space here. You are a fucking loser.

You went halfway around the world

You were great today.

You were right, you know.

You were the most excellent CDC

You would've fuckin' gone.

You, You reward me with memories for cooking for you?

You?

You'll be looking at manslaughter.

You'll like this part, Carmen.

You're a child asshole.

You're about to get fuckin' power washed, cousin!

You're afraid of something good happening

You're all I got, Cuz.

You're better.

You're dressed like Syd.

You're getting a little aggressive,

You're gonna do great.

You're gonna get some caulk,

You're gonna get some joint compound,

You're gonna go to the hardware store,

You're gonna make family.

You're not Ron.

You're pissing me off.

You're right. I wanna know how you're feeling.

You're right... check average gets killed at night.

You're such a soft, shitty bitch.

You're telling them to do all sorts of weird shit backwards.

You're terrible at this. You're no good at it.

You're the garde manger. Uh, Ebra

You're watching the fire and you're thinking...

You're welcome, Chef.

You're welcome, dickhead.

You've given Marcus a lot of confidence.

You've spent every minute since you've been back

Your brain when we get a second.

Your grandfather died from it?

Your mom teach me during sex.

Your wish is my command, Neil.

12 French fries, 12 mash fuckin' now!

41 dogs, six Greek salads.

99 French fries, 54 chickens, 38 salads

100% Polish. Fucking insulting.

300 grand.

...and using less gravy. Call Wrigley! Which is not how we have ever done

...baby who has no problem solving skills! I wasn't even gonna say this.

...broken! (video game effects)

...so you can relax on that one. So, relax. Cool. Good.

...to save costs and Sydney, Sydney, Sydney, Sydney!

...which I found out later! I found out later. MARCUS: You lying!

'cause of your new best friend. Okay, well

"guggugguggug" sound. Oh my god,

"Yes, Chef." I told her earlier,

(all laugh) (overlapping chatter)

(arguing continues) (horns honking)

(arguing continues) Hey! Guys!

(beep) Hey.

(beeping) Corner! Who took my trays again? That's theft.

(bell rings) RICHIE: Get that sandwich...

(cell doors close) (buzzer buzzes)

(chanting) Everybody relax! Things are fucking alright!

(chefs respond) Hold on 17, Chefs!

(chefs respond) Why do you hire fucking idiots?

(clatters) Fuck. Again!

(clears throat) SYDNEY: What's up?

(click) (clattering)

(coins rattling) What am I, a Coinstar?

(crowd chanting outside) What?

(crowd cheering) VAN MORRISON: Thank you very much.

(dings) (ticking)

(distant siren) (muffled chatter outside)

(door opens) Hey! Good morning, Chefs.

(door pounding) SUGAR: God damn it, Carmy!

(door shuts) No funny business, Ms. Chore.

(friendly jeers) Look at you, fucking softy!

(game effects) Also, sorry.

(grunting) Get off of me!

(grunts) Sleep there.

(gunshot) (crowd hushes)

(hangs up) (video game effects)

(heart getting faster) (clears throat)

(heavy breathing) (cell phone buzzes)

(hollering) Also...

(indistinct arguing) No! No!

(indistinct arguing) Oh shit! What's he doing?

(indistinct chatter) Where are my onions!?

(indistinct yell) Fuck!

(indistinct yelling) Yo, what the fuck?

(inhales) (heart pounding)

(kettle whistling) (opening can)

(knock on door) TINA: Yo, Jeff.

(knocks) Yo. Need you up front.

(L rumbling) (music playing on radio)

(L train rumbling) (cars honking, traffic noise)

(laughs) Alright. So here's what she said.

(laughs) Love that dude.

(laughs) Yeah, mission accomplished.

(laughs) No. Time out. I'll Uber. Thank you. SYDNEY: Grow up.

(laughs) Oh, looks like it needs a refill. Yeah, yeah. I'm on it.

(laughter) (indistinct chatter)

(laughter) Get the fuck outta here!

(louder snarling) Shh...

(mocking laughter) RICHIE: You know what?

(mumbling) There you go, Chef.

(murmuring, laughing) No two ways about it. You win...

(nervous laugh) Not only very dangerous,

(overlapping chatter) (kitchen noise rising)

(overlapping chatter) Let's go!

(overlapping chatter) SYDNEY: Uh...

(panting) (bell buzzing)

(phone ringing) Hey, uh, Carm, the phone ringing.

(phone ringing) WOMAN 1: ...the sandwich.

(quiet kitchen noise) (sizzling)

(quiet murmuring) Anybody?

(quietly) Fucking asshole. (Cicero laughs)

(quietly) It's okay... (snarling)

(receipt prints) Do you want me to, uh, come in tomorrow?

(receipts printing) 17! Table 23! Order!

(reverse talking continues) Why are you so slow?

(ringing continues) (sighs)

(ringing) Hands! Somebody fucking answer me!

(roar) (car honking)

(rumbling continues) (distant siren)

(rumbling) (birds chirping)

(rumbling) (indistinct singing)

(scoffs) Fuck this.

(screams) (gasps)

(shuts off radio) RICHIE: Ebraheim, I swear to God,

(shuts oven) (sighs, groans)

(sighs) (alarm beeping)

(sighs) Except...

(singing) System, baby. System!

(sniffs) (dial tone)

(sniffs) (sizzling)

(Sydney speaking indistinctly) Behind you.

(talking in reverse) Go faster, motherfucker.

(ticking) (quiet chatter)

(Tina grumbles) Um, cool, so...

(Tina laughs) Yo, listen up!

(Tina laughs) You been here for two weeks,

(Tina sighs) CUSTOMER: You guys have risotto?

(video game music) Just like that.

(water running) (rattling)

(whistling) (slams container)

(yelling indistinctly) Hey!

a food critic. CARMY: Do me a favor. Shut the fuck up.

a little bit more clearly, alright? Hold on a second here.

a new giardiniera for me please, Chef? I need my fennel first, Jeff.

a pine tree and shit. (laughter)

a woman in the kitchen Do you know what it's like

Accidentally? Accidentally.

add more onions, add more veal stock, reduce, reduce... Yes. Reduce.

Ah! Fuck! (pop, hissing)

Aight, do me a favor. Just n name a cohort. Name...

All good, Chef. All good, Chef.

All these knives are dull! Spaghetti's the biggest seller, Carm.

ALL: Yes, Chef. CARMY: Alright, shit.

ALL: Yes, Chef. CARMY: Thank you!

ALL: Yes, Chef. CARMY: Thank you.

ALL: Yes, Chef. CARMY: Thank you.

already, Chef. with the pans, okay?

Alright, alright. (clapping)

Alright, alright. You dig?

Alright, so we do this every week, yeah?

Alright, then at Noma Oh, and fuck your Noma, too!

Alright? ALL: Yes, Chef.

Alright. Bye. (indistinct singing)

Alright. Gladly. Thank you, Chef. Alright.

Alright. Got it, Jeff. CARMY: Thank you.

and 5:00 to 9:00 for dinner. Mm hmm.

And be inspired, stupid. RICHIE: Oh god,

and be lame. The ice cream machine is broken!

And even worse, Tina, I'll tell you... SYDNEY: Behind.

and help me out, please. If that motherfucker

and I really hope they looked nice. I don't know. I wasn't there.

and I wake up screaming. SUGAR: What?

and it's fucking up my rise. TINA: No inglés.

and it's just (gunshots)

and make the fucking spaghetti! Don't say spaghetti!

and she has the cushion on the top of the toilet seat? Yeah.

and take a breath before you start driving. Okay.

and then proxied over it with some kind of plastic. RICHIE: Don't look at me.

ANGEL: Absolutely, Chef. Gorgeous. Thank you.

ANGEL: It's cool. Oh, fuck! Come on, Tina!

ANGEL: Yo, Carmy. MANNY: What up, Carmy?

Are we almost back? Yeah.

Are we ready? SYDNEY: No.

Are you here right now? It doesn't make a difference.

Are you sure? I am fucking sure!

Around the side, sure. Yeah, thanks, Rick.

Ass! (pencil clatters)

Bear. Yeah?

Because he's good. (sighs) Oh my god...

Behind. Corner. MARCUS: Like, one of them was like some gummy bear shit...

Big time. Steam tray. You were right. Yep.

Bill Murray! Bill Murray! SUGAR: What?

Bottom right side of walk in. (sighs) Thanks, Chef.

Bricklayers, clock workers ...not know what's on the menu.

Bro? Bro.

Broken sauce, Chef. Need a new one. Yes, Chef.

Bullshit aside Huh?

but it's also smells like Grandma. Yeah.

But... (bag crinkling)

Can I get hands, please? CHEFS: Hands.

Can I get two dogs with everything? RICHIE: Two dogs,

Can I just, like, ask you a question maybe? Of course. Yeah.

Can we jam on that later? It's what we were talking about.

Can you just help me out? It's not gonna fit!

Carmen, how many people? CARMY: How many people?

Carmen, your fault! Say corner! Blood! You see?

CARMY: Chefs, chill! RICHIE: Are you out of your mind?

CARMY: Cicero was here. Yeah, I heard.

CARMY: Cousin. Hey! ...to a guy who happened to be

CARMY: Everybody okay, yeah? SYDNEY: Yeah.

CARMY: Fix it! FAK: I'll fix the Balls!

CARMY: Good, good. Thank you. (laughs)

CARMY: Hands! (chefs respond)

CARMY: Hands! (phone rings)

CARMY: Hi. I I'm Sydney.

CARMY: Holy fucking shit! Fuck. Mother fuck.

CARMY: Housekeeping, Chefs! RICHIE: Again, what the fuck are you saying?

CARMY: I kind of dug it. You dug throwing up?

CARMY: I like it. I like it, too.

CARMY: Killer. Total killer.

CARMY: Right now? I fuckin' quit.

CARMY: Shit. That's the UPS. The one The mail Yeah...

CARMY: Sydney? Fuck you.

CARMY: Waiting on those peppers, chef. (Richie and Sydney yelling)

CARMY: What about Louie? Um, he needs to know

CARMY: What's dangerous? ...Ms. Chore, until you pulled it out.

CARMY: Who doesn't? You want half?

CARMY: Yeah? Hmm.

CARMY: Yes, Chef. Carmen.

CARMY: Yo, you just get here? Uh, nah.

CARMY: Yo. Louie got suspended.

CARMY: You know how to seal it? No, Chef.

CARMY: You quit? Yeah, Chef.

Carmy. Um, here, gimme your... Thank you. Hey. Uh, yes.

Check Alice. Alright? Okay.

Chef, that is... (sighs)

Chef, you're supposed to be prepping vegetables. You're not my Jeff.

CHEF: Hey, Syd, congrats. Um, and, yeah,

Chef. Chef. You can have a taste.

Chefs, table 38, two people! (chefs respond)

Chester... roommate. Hey, Chef Sydney.

CHI CHI: And I'd still be five and a half short. Add this.

CHI CHI: Pleated? Pleated.

CIA? Uh, CIA, yeah.

Come give me a hand. RICHIE: Nah, bro.

Come here. Sweeps! EBRAHEIM: Carmen.

Coming out soon. Fak, watch your back.

Cool. Alright.

Copy? LOUIE: Okay, yeah, yeah.

Corner... Yo, you. MARCUS: Yo, family!

Correspondence? Is that right? Yeah. You know,

Cousin organizes it, it's more confusing Right there.

Cousin, you ordering a different mayonnaise, bro? ...bananas?

Cousin! RICHIE: Yo!

CROWD: Blockers! Blockers! Blockers! CARMY: Yo! Eh!

Deal! No shit deal!

Denis motherfucking Savard. BOTH: Number 18!

Did I piss you off? No. If you are happy with this, then I am.

Do you have any, like, stale bread? Thank you. Right there.

Don't mess up our place! I'm not missing anything up.

Don't say sweetheart, you fucking weirdo. Oh sorry,

Don't tell me how to do my job. Just do it!

drag 'em through the garden! Stop shouting!

Dug. Respect, alright? RICHIE: Alright.

Ebra, beef all day? EBRAHEIM: One hundred, Chef.

Ebra. CARMY: Open in one minute!

EBRAHEIM: Carmen. I need my beef! CARMY: Ebraheim...

EBRAHEIM: Chester. TINA: Hi, honey.

EBRAHEIM: I've sewn asshole. RICHIE: Whose?

EBRAHEIM: It look like pork. RICHIE: Alright, alright, I'll start. I'll start.

EBRAHEIM: One more sausage pepper, Chef! SYDNEY: Thank you, Chef.

EBRAHEIM: Toilet exploded. Yeah.

EBRAHEIM: Yes, Chef. CARMY: I'm gonna make three sections, okay?

Everybody know. That's her pot.

Fak, watch it. CARMY: Hey, I'll pay you in sandwich, yeah?

FAK: He is selling Fak!

FAK: I graduated with a C. TINA: We know.

FAK: Is that a fucking carrot? MARCUS: I mean, it's clearly a carrot.

FAK: Richie, there's no caulk in house, dude. Shut the fuck up, Fak!

FAK: That one's good? Yeah, I think so.

FAK: That's not nice. That's not nice. EBRAHEIM: I don't eat pork.

FAK: Yes, Chef. CARMY: Get out of my fuckin' way.

Family Suqaar! CARMY: Great, great.

Farmers market produce Is my hair on fire?

feel like I'm owed one. Sure.

Fine. CARMY: Fire 19, Chefs!

Fire two more cakes to go. No. No more orders.

Fire. Thank you.

For real? CARMY: For real.

For sandwiches. CARMY: Yeah.

For the new menu Mm hmm.

Fortify it. Um, okay. Well, at least it's a jus, so

free Italian Ice for a year. (cheering)

from the museum gift shop? (police siren)

Fuck brunch. Fuck brunch.

Fuck off. Shut the fuck up, please! We was just messing around!

Fuck that! CARMY: I know.

Fuck that. Nah, it's bullshit.

Fuck you. Hey, come on, Sydney.

Fuck! Oh, my God.

Fuck! RICHIE: Neil Fak!

Fuck! RICHIE: Somebody get baby boy a fucking Sharpie already.

Fuckin' Cicero. Cicero.

GAME: Bonus! When was the last time you emptied these?

Get it over with. Look, second of all, you have no idea

Get off me, cocksucker! Fuck you, man!

Get ready for this. Mm hmm.

Get the fuck outta here! Fucking Savvy!

Gets me thinking. Morning, Chef.

Getting flashbacks. MARCUS: I copied them out of your books.

Gimme a hand. It's not gonna fit. That's not gonna fit, Cousin.

Go ahead. Get it over with. Get what over with?

Go fuck yourself, Richard. RICHIE: Yeah, I will.

Go fuck yourself. You graduated?

Good for business. Right, yes, exactly.

Good luck. Alright.

Good seeing you. Sorry about Mike.

Good. Good. Thanks, man. You killed it. (laughs)

Got it! Got it. Thank you, Chef.

Gotcha. And also, um, a towel for Tina.

Gracias. (door shuts)

Great to meet you, Chef Sydney. You, too.

Great. Thank you. ANGEL: Bless!

Guys, look, we gotta line up! (clapping)

Hard not to be, young man. (laughs) Yeah, yeah.

He is mean! RICHIE: Cousin, you know me.

he was usin' them to make a giant nut muffin! CARMY: It was a play on

He's just He's sad inside. Yeah.

heads up, you know, Pete's here. Oh, I'm aware.

Here, Chef, I think this new dish is dialed. Great.

Hey, Chef, is there, like, a family shelf or something? Behind!

Hey, Chef. How's it going? Good, Chef.

Hey, Chi Chi, yeah, come get your jacket. Corner!

Hey, it wasn't my idea. SYDNEY: Leave me Fucking fuck.

Hey, Pete. Pete (on phone): Hey. Uh...

Hey, what's in the cooler? Made, uh, Ecto Cooler.

Hey, why do you keep calling me? Fuck me...

Hey, yo, check this shit. What's up?

Hey! What's up, jagoff? Hey! Ho! What's going on, Frank? Good to see you.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. SYDNEY: Yo.

Heya, Phil! Hey, Jimmy.

Hi, Jeff's friend. SYDNEY: Hi, um, Louie.

Hi. Hi there!

Hi. Yo. You didn't put it in a bag or anything?

hierarchical shit show. What is it now?

Hm? The ketchup. Which box?

Hm. Hold you to a higher standard.

How about that? I didn't borrow shit, Cousin!

How about this? How about we got you? You got me?

How can I help you? MAN: (on phone) Michael around?

How long's this gonna take? It's gonna take an hour.

How the fuck do you not know that? Because I fuckin' don't.

Huh. But nice to know it was there, you know.

I award you a C. RICHIE: No! No, no, no!

I believe you It's still on my phone.

I can caulk! Let me fucking caulk! CARMY: Richie!

I can do that too. People are gonna know...

I can do that. I can do that. SUGAR: Thank you.

I can handle it, Chef. I can handle it, Chef.

I can't. Alright, let's rock.

I could light up a chocolate cake. SYDNEY: Five bucks a slice.

I didn't know Michael took money from you He took a lot of money from me.

I don't fuck up properties. Oh.

I don't have time for this right now. I don't remember having time

I don't think it's judgment. Uptight...

I don't under Not low enough.

I don't understand. It's right here. Chef. Chef.

I feel like we're not good. We're good, Chef.

I forgot we had ice cream. Hm.

I get it. RICHIE: Call me.

I got 36 followers... (laughter)

I got a great vibe. Fuck your vibe.

I got a little more, uh, ketchup here. Thanks.

I got one question! Yeah?

I graduated high school. RICHIE: Good start.

I I I I still got it.

I I I want things to feel Consistent.

I just wanna CHEF: Yeah, you better tell your pops.

I knew it. I knew it, yeah. SYDNEY: Hmm.

I know that. Mm.

I know you're mad at me. This is just irresponsible.

I know. That's what I wanted to tell you. That it's not for sale?

I know. You want more to do. More to do, yeah.

I need a fucking real job." You think I don't know how to pick up a goddamn phone?

I need chits! I need chits! What chits!?

I never got a fucking call! Oh, yeah? Really?

I promise you. Yeah? EBRAHEIM: Carmen! Buzzer!

I wanna beat the living fucking crap out of him. Yeah. Exactly.

I was in a brigade once. TINA: What happened?

I will fix it. Fak always fixes it. (glitching continues)

I'd love that. MARCUS: Yeah.

I'll do better. Say "yes, Chef."

I'll see you in a sec, alright? Alright.

I'm asking you to look at the thing. Mm hmm.

I'm dead serious. (laughs)

I'm gonna find somebody who works here. No!

I'm gonna get rocked tonight. Oh, absolutely fucking destroyed. Yeah.

I'm just saying, it's j it's just heavy. No, you don't.

I'm on lemons. Tina should be on onions.

I'm rocking in here, I'm rocking. Oh, you rocking?

I'm serious. I'm serious.

I'm so sorry. (laughs)

I'm sorry. It got too hot Why?

I'm the owner. He's the owner's brother, actually.

I'm trying, yeah. Yeah, man, looking good.

I'm very sorry to hear that. CARMY: Thank you.

if we source the bread. Yeah. Not a bad idea.

if you'd let me finish it. Fuck! Cousin! Fuck you!

in a TransAm? I would never need to learn that.

Is everybody alright? You good?

Is it too much for you? Answer me. I can handle it.

Is that funny? Is that good? Uh, Tina, Sydney, Ebra,

Is that really a question? You're operating a business

It didn't cool down Why?

It took seven hours to prep. RICHIE: Oh, fuck!

It was really, really good. Hmm.

It wasn't my phone! You call an electrician or a plumber, that's it!

It'll help. It'll create a toxic,

It'll make things run smoother, calmer... (footsteps running)

It's (beep)

It's already ultra confusing. Yeah, homie,

It's an interesting... logo on the badge. Nancy,

It's dangerous. RICHIE: Dangerous?

It's fine. Fine?

It's getting backed up in there. SWEEPS: I'll get to it.

It's good. No, it looks It looks good. I... Yeah.

It's good. Thank you, Chef.

It's good. It's rad, Chef. SYDNEY: Thank you.

It's great. Thanks, Chef. What?

It's just too difficult. Yeah, Fak, that's the point.

it's like she got no Behind.

It's not Is five stars good?

It's redundant and white, just like you. CARMY: Heard, heard, heard.

Jeff? Chef.

Jesus Christ, Pete. What?

Jesus. Uh... (cash register beeping)

Judgmental. We could just use a knife.

Keep up the good work. You're killing it! Alright.

Kitchen? Out.

Label that shit, please, Chef. Yes, Chef.

Later, Richard. Alright. Until next time, James.

LaTrina. Okay, okay, okay.

Let me check it out. Okay.

Let me get that for you, Chef. SYDNEY: Uh, no, I'm okay. Thank you.

Let me help you with that. No! Don't!

Let's party, man. CARMY: Let's party.

Like a narc. Exactly.

Like hierarchy? SYDNEY: More just like a regular...

like you said "Yes, Chef!"

Like, it could be a good legit spot. Okay, you know what, Sydney?

Like, why would they lie about that? You know? (laughter)

Listen to the words coming out of your mouth! Have to fire the chits

Listen to this Yeah. I I I...

Listen, you gotta run this stuff by me first. I don't have to do shit.

Listen... Yo.

Little bitch. Little small bitch.

LOUIE: Good, uh. CARMY: Good. Sweet?

Low on olive oil, Carmen. Heard.

make room for whatever fuckin' The working man?

Make yourself at home. Okay? Thank you. Thank you. RICHIE: Thank you.

Man or woman, I'm not discriminating. (phone buzzing)

MARCUS: Chef, you okay? SYDNEY: Yes, I'm a I'm Yeah.

MARCUS: Come on. Swear to God! And I'm like, oh my god,

MARCUS: Everybody did love it. Everybody doesn't have any taste.

MARCUS: Good luck with the meeting. Oh, thanks.

MARCUS: He's a designer. Oh!

MARCUS: Hmm? SYDNEY: Dessert drop.

MARCUS: Love you, dog. Yes! Ebra.

MARCUS: Love you. CHESTER: Of course, bro.

MARCUS: Mm hmm. I don't know.

MARCUS: Uh. Yo, Carmy? CARMY: Yo.

MARCUS: We good, Chef. I trust you.

MARCUS: Wow. CARMY: Yeah. I plated that every night.

MARCUS: Yes, Chef. Thank you, Chef.

Marcus! What?

Me neither. Fucking starving. Hey! Nice work today, fellas.

Meat prep! SYDNEY: Yes, which means

Michael's system. Carmen, there is a girl.

Mike wouldn't let me. RICHIE: No, no, no.

millennial shit. You are not even Italian.

Mind if I chill for a second? SYDNEY: Sure. Yeah.

Mine is better, Jeff. CARMY: Okay. (laughs) Um...

Mm hmm. That was it.

Mm, yeah. He sucks. Dude, he's not a nice guy.

Morning, Chef. Chef. What you doing here so early?

Motherfucker! Don't actually say it again, you fucking idiot!

Motherfucker. You can say that again.

Move down! Not enough peppers. Not for one sandwich.

Move. Holy shit.

My angle? Yeah.

My guys! Wow. Chester, yes.

NANCY: See you all later. (Fak mumbling)

Nat! I wanted to talk to you about something. I, uh, I just...

Natalie. Carmy.

No You're outta control.

No way! Like Ghostbusters? CARMY: Yeah.

No, all you, Chef. Yeah, "All you, Chef." This biff,

No, I... I remember. Yeah. (sniffs, laughs)

No, it's here. CARMY: All right.

No, no, no. Fuck off. Yo, get the fuck outta here

No, you got it all wrong! It's literally the easiest

No. Uh... I know she'd love to see you.

Nobody took your trays. I prepped them. (overlapping chatter)

Not system! CARMY: What is this system?

Now? Now. Yeah. Now.

Number sound familiar, Ricky? Yeah...

Of course, it's Bill Murray. (all shouting)

of just that. Page 27?

Off the floor? Yeah, off the floor.

Oh, fuck off, man. Hey, was Richie always an asshole?

Oh, fuck. Mm hmm. You know that's fire.

Oh, is that You supposed to be fucking funny, fucko? (laughter)

Oh, my God! MARCUS: Yeah.

Oh, Scoffi gay? (light laughter)

Oh, uh, okay. Let me grab her, one second. No problem! No problem.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, I I mean...

Oh, you gonna fuckin' stab me? Yeah, maybe I fucking will.

Oh, you got me? I got you

Oh. Uh, for last time.

Okay Listen, I'm trying to talk to you, okay?

Okay, and? What do you mean, and?

okay, Chef? Come on, Carmy, I been telling you

Okay, I got it. I'm just trying to help.

Okay, uh, Marcus, you'll be Patissier?

Okay, well, uh, FYI, I'm not your fucking gopher. CARMY: FYI?

Okay? (mouthing) Okay.

Okay. (video game beep)

Okay. Alright.

Okay. EBRAHEIM: Carmy, no, no, no. No.

Okay. Mm hmm.

Okay. SYDNEY: Okay.

on doing stupid fuckin' shit all the time. (sighs)

Or it's gonna get worse. I think that, um... I agree.

or these the ones you made? No, no, I haven't made any yet.

or whatever with... Oh, we don't We don't have to do that.

perfect timing. I already did everything, dick. Who does he think he is?

PETE: You guys just laughing it up over here? Nope.

Please, what are we doing here... (fades out) (police radio chatter)

Please. You're hired. Yeah?

Prep giardiniera, please. SYDNEY: Fine.

Ralph and Ralph. RICHIE: Alright, Tina, you're up. What's up?

Really? RICHIE: Yeah.

Really? SYDNEY: Yep, I had an extra.

Relax... SYDNEY: Behind.

Richard. (sighs)

Richard. Hey, what's up, Phil.

Richie, how you been, man? RICHIE: I got to, uh...

Richie, I need you on register RICHIE: Yeah, one second here.

Richie, now. Yo!

RICHIE: "No, it's not." "That is not funny."

RICHIE: Alright, relax. Swear to God!

RICHIE: Are you okay? Hmm, yeah, you?

RICHIE: Corner! Chef! Corner! Behind...

RICHIE: Nothing. Hey, it's alright.

RICHIE: Now what, I put this in the trash? (laughter)

RICHIE: Oh my god. That's some fucking ass shit! Eventually.

RICHIE: Oh, come on. (Tina laughs)

RICHIE: Okay, there we go. That's a good picture. Checks!

RICHIE: Okay. Okay? Um.

RICHIE: Really? Thank you.

RICHIE: Shit. DeVry teach you to fix that?

RICHIE: Shut the fuck up! FAK: Yeah, but I'm saying there's no caulk in the house.

RICHIE: Thank you, Chef. 5.25, sir. Stop!

RICHIE: This is his twin brother... Fucking lying.

RICHIE: Up front? Off!

RICHIE: Walk in? Kitchen works!

RICHIE: Yeah. (laughter)

RICHIE: Yo, Carm! (shuts binder)

RICHIE: You see this? (whirring)

Richie! Just one second here.

Right, so he's Behind the bar.

Right? SUGAR: Okay, that's cool.

Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right. Richie, congrats.

Right. Shit. Sorry. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Ron's dead? CARMY: Who is Ron?

Savvy. Oh!

Say fucking hands. Hands!

Say, "Matae!" You're so weak.

See how it plays. It's getting closer, yeah.

See, Jeff? Okay, this is It's gonna be different.

Seriously, It was good to see you, Uncle J.

Sharpie! (pounds table)

She was just She was just saying she was... You didn't eat them.

Shelf? Sorry, um... (speaks Spanish)

Shit! Man, stupid dull ass knife! EBRAHEIM: Corner!

Shitty but better, Chef. CARMY: I'll take that.

Should I save Bachelorette? I'mma be late.

Shut up! TINA: No, no, no. Puta!

sitting in this file labeled... BOTH: "Shit."

So Ribbon of brine, huh?

So, Ballbreaker. RICHIE: Just make it easy

So, what do we owe you now? 298,000? 298,050.

So, yeah, Syd, fuck. I fuckin' told you.

Sorry, are we just naming professions? You know, it's just confusing.

Sorry, Jeff. That's alright, Louie.

Sorry, uh Hello? (footsteps)

Sorry. You and your fucking stories.

Sounds about right. Yeah.

Sounds like a pistol. Everybody straight?

Still dealing with the circuit breaker. CARMY: Thank you, Chef.

Still not there. Again, Chef. Yes, Chef.

Stop shouting! Learn how to use a fucking computer

Stop trying to fuck me. I'm not trying to fuck you, bro.

SUGAR: Okay. MICHAEL: But not only that.

Sugar: What is going on? It's Carmy.

Sugar's stuck at work. (scoffs)

Sup... Hey. Hey.

Sure. Yeah. Condenser is fried.

SWEEPS: Damn, Sydney! FAK: Let's go!

SWEEPS: Later. Carmy, you're bleeding!

SWEEPS: Okay, so it tastes like plum? Behind.

SWEEPS: Should I break it up? Get off me!

Sweet tooth? Yeah, but not even the taste.

Syd making moves. (laughs) Fuck off, Richie.

Syd? SYDNEY: Uh, okay.

Syd. Syd? Yo!

Sydney, boxes. Yes, Chef.

SYDNEY: Chef, how close are the potatoes? TINA: (sighs) One minute!

SYDNEY: Chef, you want a plate? All good. Thank you, Chef.

SYDNEY: Hey, Chef? TINA: What?

SYDNEY: Hey, you got time? Hey. Always. What's up?

SYDNEY: It's not pork. It's beef. MARCUS: He never eats.

SYDNEY: Oh, sorry. CARMY: Stock's boiled.

SYDNEY: Okay. JOHN: Gonna need a pop too.

SYDNEY: Richie! Yeah, one second.

SYDNEY: Skills? TINA: Yes.

SYDNEY: Thank you, Chef. EBRAHEIM: Yes, Chef.

SYDNEY: Thanks. CARMY: Thank you, Richie.

SYDNEY: Uh, what other thing? What's the other thing?

SYDNEY: What the fuck? CARMY: Everybody, fuckin' idiots!

Sydney. SYDNEY: What?

Sydney... Sydney. Just, you know, I don't understand.

System, system! Cousin Hey, I don't care.

Take it outside. And do what with it?

Taking it out now. Thank you.

talk about feel? Yeah.

Thank you for taking Richie today. Oh yeah, no sweat.

Thank you so much. Gary, come on.

Thank you, Chef. SYDNEY: Okay, let's fire one more sausage pepper,

Thank you, Chef. Thank you, Chef.

Thank you, Chef. TINA: Sorry.

Thank you. MARCUS: Okay.

Thank you. SYDNEY: Hmm.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Um...

Thank you. Thank you, Pete. Yeah, man.

That elevated Later is better for me, Chef.

That motherfucker is complete fucking bullshit. Hey,

that pot for me, please, Chef. Yes, Chef.

That shit is hilarious. Go grab me some propane.

That shit was straight up fire. Straight up done now, Chef. Behind.

That's a lot of money out there! That we're not prepped for!

That's beautiful. Thank you. TINA: Corner!

That's business just sitting right... Yeah. No, no, no.

That's crumbly! It's too dense! MARCUS: Doing it by hand!

That's fire, Chef. RICHIE: And all of a sudden,

That's friggin' malarkey, man. "I repeatedly called Rick...

That's great. Mm hmm.

That's how you do it! (laughter)

That's like three hundo, Chi Chi! Three hundo plus what?

That's my angle. Yeah, but it's the wrong kind of business.

That's not you. You know, maybe it is.

That's something else Richie, I swear to God

That's weak, bro. No, no, no. I call Pete

That's weird. Huh.

That's why there's no rivets? That's why no rivets.

That's your C. Alright! Here's what we're gonna do.

The chits. RICHIE: Let's go, let's go!

The end, dude. CARMY: What is the end?

the guy's back in my face! CARMY: Hey!

The ketchup is right there. CARMY: Still waiting on those peppers, please!

The one Carmy was telling us about. Mm. Michelin mode.

The point is it's one of a hundred things we can do... Sydney.

There's a big one. CARMY: W what is the big one?

There's four sets of plum in that. What do you mean?

There's, uh, plum wine Plum wine?

They're gonna box out the OGs. Okay. The OGs?

They're in the oven, ready for you. Behind, behind, behind.

This isn't my house, remember? TINA: I didn't say I didn't like 'em.

This isn't on me. What are you doing?

This one? Yes.

Three hours to open, Chefs! (ticking)

Tina, I know you speak English! Listen,

TINA: Alright, yes, Chef. EBRAHEIM: Thanks, Chef.

TINA: Chef! CARMY: What?

TINA: Christmas. My Mom's?

TINA: Mashed potatoes. CHESTER: Woo hoo! Wish I had that.

TINA: Me, too. Yeah, well, at the French Laundry,

TINA: Mm hmm. She full psycho?

TINA: Oh, shit! SYDNEY: It's nothing.

TINA: System, baby. MARCUS: Noma's the shit, huh?

TINA: Yes, Jeff. Where are the onions?

TINA: Yo, Jeff? Yes!

Tina. Salt? Beef? It's tender? (moaning)

Tina... Ebraheim? Carmen! Where is beef?

To go boxes ready? Uh, yes, almost.

to Marcus and I Step out. Step out.

to prevent the spread of bacteria. RICHIE: Yeah

to take care of your mom for six months. Don't you fucking

Too cloudy. The heat was too high. Yes

Try the new chocolate cake? Oh, yes.

trying to figure it out. So, how did he do it?

Tuesday afternoon? Sugar.

Two hours late? Two hours longer!

Two hours, service, Chefs. ALL: Yes, Chef.

two more mortadell! Behind.

Two more mortadell. EBRAHEIM: Two more mortadell, Chef!

two sausage pepper, two mortadell. EBRAHEIM: Two chicken pepper,

Uh I expect more from you.

Uh huh. (chatter over phone)

Uh, it doesn't mean I liked it. Did you? It's a start.

Uh, something like that. Behind.

Uh, Sydney, hey. Can I talk to you in my office for a sec? Yeah.

Uh, Sydney, this is my roommate, Chester. SYDNEY: Hi,

Uh, yes, Chef, ready to go. CARMY: Thank you.

Um, Chef? Yes.

Um, okay. Okay.

Um, Tina, you are No inglés.

Uncle Jimmy wants to buy this place. It's not for sale.

up in your space. No...

Very good, puta! It's nice? We happy? Happy?

VIDEO GAME: Ball Breaker! (beeping)

Wait on 31, Chefs! (chefs respond)

Wait, no, no, no! That's some hood shit.

Wait, that hot water actua RICHIE: Okay, that one, you know, Ms. Chore,

warm it up for service. Yes, Chef.

We CARMY: Chef, I can't hear you!

We all good in there? Yeah.

We can always talk to somebody who works here... No, no, no.

we can stretch it by cutting the bread shorter... Call Wrigley.

We didn't take your gun, bro. Fuck!

We don't have enough peppers, Chef. Yes, we do.

We should be outsourcing bread. Way ahead of you.

we're gonna have a problem. CARMY: Hey! Cousin!

we're gonna look like a team, right? EBRAHEIM: Robust.

We're implementing a French brigade. Mm! Got it!

We're just Hold on a second. Cousin. Seriously, Cousin!

Well With veal fat.

Well, it was my fault Go.

Well, okay, today I am, so can you please TINA: Yo, relax.

West Lawrence? You talking about DeVry? RICHIE: Yeah, exactly!

What do we got going on over here? SYDNEY: Yeah, we got a stew,

What do you design? All of it.

What do you hear? It it sounds, like, you know

What do you mean? The bacon?

What does that mean? A potential cross contaminate.

What I just say? Okay, well,

What is it, like, nap time or something? Huh?

What is this? Chef! Um, I am...

What was it about? Million things.

What? SUGAR: You call Pete

What? You need to get outta here.

What's going on with you? Nothing.

What's good news? The connect!

What's hearth? Heart (sighs).

What's our best day here? Five.

What's that 50 about? Shipping and handling.

What's that about? No, he's just some idiot. I got it. Don't worry about it.

What's up, dudes? Yo.

What's UPS? That's in Chicago? Uh,

when he was 21? Oh my god!

when I'm holding, you know. Out of my restaurant.

when we got a sec! RICHIE: You gotta sharpen

Who are you? Sorry. Oh, sorry.

who can't do shit You're a conceited

Who the fuck is Fak? Tina! Did you take my knife, Chef?

Whoa, whoa, you alright? Let me see what happened. Yeah, I'm fine.

Whoa. Good whoa?

Whoa. Fuck is this? This is Sydney. I'm staging today.

Why are you doing that? What?

Why didn't Wrigley deliver? Because we're out of money!

Why is the beef so hot? MARCUS: 'Cause we just took it out.

Why? Chef,

Why's he calling you? I don't know.

without consistency. RICHIE: I like this level.

without ruining the flow? Yes, Chef.

Wow, I love coming here.

Wow. Thank you. Yeah.

Y Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, but why? Because fucking 11 Madison Park

Yeah, but... We wanna change this restaurant, right?

Yeah, fuckin' fire. Mm hmm.

Yeah, I was gonna cut them. They're not even cut yet?

Yeah, it's not that big of a deal. CARMY: Yo, what is this?

Yeah, one second. Seriously, I wanna start defining our roles

Yeah, so, listen, I, um... (Luanne continues)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, different levels Alright! Behind! Chef! Come on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. I'll get it back to you. Of course.

Yeah? Giardiniera!

Yeah? Oh yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? Okay. (phone ringing)

Yeah. And that's not really cool.

Yeah. But, I mean, I think it could be hot.

Yeah. Hmm.

Yeah. Where the streams, they won't join.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You know, there is something

Yeah. You're the fuckin' loser

Yeah. I like this brigade. SYDNEY: Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Thanks. Alright?

Yeah. Sure. CARMY: Thank you, Chef.

Yeah. Um, what'd you what'd you do for them? Drove.

Yes, Chef. Can you not handle this?

Yes, Chef. Great. Okay.

Yes, Chef. Say it back. Please, Chefs!

Yes, Chef. Thank you

Yes, Chef. Thank you, Chef.

Yes, Chef. Yes?

Yes, Chef. I'm so tough. Say "fucking yes, Chef. I'm so tough."

Yes, Chef. I'm so tough. You are not tough.

Yes, exactly. You know, I really could start fucking shit up

Yes, I agree. Right, so we have to stop it, alright?

Yes, I spoke with them They're gonna have a shit fit

Yes, it will! It's not gonna fit!

Yes! No!

Yes! No!

Yes! Say, "Matae!"

Yes. RICHIE: What's that mean?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Cool, cool.

Yo yo yo. CARMY: Hey yo, Gary!

Yo, Cousin. That sucks, Jeff.

Yo, family's up! Yeah! Woo! Let's do this!

Yo, hey! Yo.

Yo, really? Yeah, really.

Yo, shit. Cousin, Cousin. (laughter)

Yo, Sweeps! SWEEPS: Yo.

Yo, what the fuck? (tires screeching)

Yo! Yo.

Yo! Yo! What's going on? Nah, just It wasn't dangerous...

Yo. DELIVERYMAN: Yo.

Yo. It's the mixer.

Yo. Yo.

Yo. Yo. Twenty five pounds?

You alright? Thank you.

you are now the Chef de Partie. EBRAHEIM: Chef de Partie?

You asked me what's going on. I asked you where you been.

You calling Pete? Carmy: You weren't picking up the phone.

You can barely afford to pay people, but sick system. Don't fucking

You didn't say corner. You're a fucking maniac, man.

You don't need to curse at me like a maniac. Fuck... you...

You get paid. I get paid to stage.

You got LaTrina? EBRAHEIM: LaTrina.

You got... You gotta wiggle it. Oh.

You gotta get on the fucking Edens... Shit. No, no,

you have knocked 2K off your tab. Congrats. (laughs)

You hold down the fort? Yeah, sure. Listen, Jeff.

You just gotta wait a minute... You're gonna talk over me? And take longer?

You know better, Chef. I put it lower earlier

You know he was one of Food & Wine's Best New Chefs Oh, we could...

you know how much time Well, go fuck your French Laundry.

You know what I mean, alright? Okay.

You know, after dumping all this stuff on me. No. No, it's not.

You know? Exactly.

You know. PETE: Cool, cool, cool, cool.

You ready to get outta here? Yep.

You sit on it. Oh yeah. It's like slight deflating...

You sure? Yes. Thanks.

You think I can get family today? You know you don't work here.

You told me that's what you wanted. No.

You wanna fight? Please.

You want a cartouche? What's a cartouche?

You want a line change? No. No, stay. I'll tournant.

You want some of this shit? You want some of this? CARMY: Fucking guy!

You, too. Okay. (laughs)

You'd have even more of a headache at the end of the day No, no, no...

You're a loser. No, Richie.

You're making me queasy. Fucking damn it, Ebraheim!

You're right. The reason I'm here

You're what ing today? CARMY: That's Sydney.

You’re yikes. Yikes.

Your coordination, though. Hey!

Your people? Yeah, you know, push out the working man,

¿Por qué?

...even actually much worse,

...one with sausage pepper, one with mortadell!

...pick up a fucking goddamn phone and we don't even know

...the risotto with etouffee stock.

'cause every time I call you, you talk a bunch of shit

'cause I couldn't pay attention in school.

'cause it was in rough shape, and I think it's very clear

'Cause it's just sort of my job. Also, um,

'cause once it's soapy and our fingers are pruned,

'Cause that's what I'm talking about.

'cause they are so dirty, I almost broke my neck,

'cause this place is fuckin' gross.

'cause we are having a bachelor party in the front.

'cause you think something bad's gonna happen?

'cause you're too much of a cocksucker to come home!

'cause you're too scared to call me?

'cause... fuck it.

"a River North staple.

"after my most recent meals

"and chronicling my findings.

"and creates an angry desire

"and no one really gonna see her face,

"at the well loved, if not shabby establishment,

"before this review was 'reliable.'

"but tasty Italian beef sandwiches,

"but the standout dish that

"Can the windy city evolve

"Couldn't turn off the sink.

"Even if the walls are stained,

"for perfection with every turned over spot...

"Hi, you have reached the voicemail

"I couldn't find anyone.

"I'm fascinated by the intersection

"If I don't do anything...

"is 'elevated' or 'elegant.'

"is devoted to Chicago and for better or worse,

"it was the tallest building in the city

"Let it rip."

"Long known as a family joint,

"of Richie Jerimovich,

"of the stalwart and the progressive

"Oh, Cicero, can I have tickets to The Lion King?"

"Oh, Cicero! I'm your guy! I got a kid now, Cicero.

"running through the sauce.

"Thank you, Chef, may I have another?"

"that, that encapsulates all,

"the neighborhoods are changing.

"the purveyor of sloppy,

"The rice was luscious with a surprising ribbon of brine

"The word I would choose now,

"the word we would have used to describe The, The Beef

"There are two ways to go about lacto fermentation."

"There's water leaking everywhere.

"this place will burn down...

"this was the risotto with braised beef.

"We wonder at times if nostalgia clouds our judgment

"What's your name?"

"Which is why we have chose to revisit The Beef of Chicagoland,

"without losing its true essence?

"Yeesh" is right.

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("Chicago" by Sufjan Stevens playing)

("Have You Seen Me Lately" by Counting Crowd)

("Have You Seen Me Lately" by Counting Crows on radio)

("Help Me Rhonda" by The Beach Boys on radio)

("Impossible Germany" by Wilco playing)

("Last Train Home" by John Mayer playing)

("Let Down" by Radiohead playing)

("Oh My Heart" by REM)

("St. Dominic's Preview" by Van Morrison)

("Via Chicago" by Wilco playing)

(alarm beeping)

(all shouting)

(all shouting)

(animal growling)

(applause in song)

(audience applauding and cheering)

(audience applauding)

(audience applauding)

(audience cheering)

(audience cheering)

(audience gasps)

(audience laughing)

(audio slows) ...and two sage leaves.

(bed creaking)

(beeping)

(bell ringing, kitchen chatter)

(buzzer buzzes)

(buzzing)

(cacophony of voices, noise)

(caps pot)

(Carmy clears throat)

(Carmy clears throat)

(Carmy sighs)

(cell phone buzzes)

(cell phone chimes)

(chatter continues)

(chatter continues)

(chatter continues)

(chattering, laughter)

(cheering continues)

(cheering)

(chef shouting)

(chef shouting)

(chefs respond)

(chefs respond)

(children playing)

(chimes)

(chimes)

(chimes)

(clapping)

(clears throat)

(clears throat)

(clears throat)

(clears throat)

(clears throat)

(clicks tongue)

(clock ticking)

(clock ticking)

(creaks, shuts)

(crowd chanting outside)

(dark, suspenseful music plays)

(deep inhale)

(deep rumbling)

(dialing)

(ding)

(distant siren)

(distant siren)

(distorted music, voices)

(distorted rumbling, roaring)

(door clicking)

(door opens)

(door opens)

(drops binder)

(drops caulking gun)

(drumming)

(echoing) I got ya, I got ya...

(echoing) I'm right here, I'm right here...

(echoing) Let it rip buddy...

(electricity buzzing)

(electricity crackles, powers off)

(electronic music playing)

(engine starts)

(exhales, sniffs)

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhales)

(exhales) Alright.

(fades out)

(Fak groans and grunts)

(fire alarm beeping)

(fire alarm blaring)

(fire alarm blaring)

(fire alarm blaring)

(flames whooshing)

(fluorescent lights buzzing)

(footsteps approaching)

(footsteps approaching)

(footsteps crunching)

(footsteps)

(gas ignites, burner whooshing)

(gasping)

(gear shift clunking)

(glitching) er... er... er... er...

(grating)

(groaning)

(groans)

(growling continues)

(growling, loud breathing)

(growling, snarling)

(growling)

(growling)

(grumbles) Why you always, like, watching me?

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunts)

(grunts)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy exhale)

(hissing)

(horn blares)

(imitates explosion sound)

(imitates proton pack, laughs)

(imitating) "Chef, I would do anything to work at Noma."

(imitating) Uh, did you remember when I said to fuck off?

(impressed murmuring)

(inaudible)

(inaudible) inspired, uh, tomato confit.

(indistinct arguing)

(indistinct arguing)

(indistinct arguing)

(indistinct chatter on TV)

(indistinct chatter on TV)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct chatter)

(indistinct police radio chatter)

(indistinct radio chatter)

(indistinct rapping)

(indistinct singing)

(indistinct yell outside)

(indistinct yelling)

(inhales and exhales)

(inhales, exhales)

(inhales)

(inhales)

(keypad clicking)

(keys jingling)

(knocking)

(knocking)

(L passing by)

(L rumbling)

(L rumbling)

(laughing continues)

(laughing continues)

(laughing continues)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing) Hey, they made me do it.

(laughs, sniffs) From the song.

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs) Damn, we got you.

(laughs) Yeah.

(laughter stops)

(laughter, chatter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(lever clicks)

(lighter clicks)

(line ringing)

(machine whirring)

(man yells indistinctly)

(metal music playing)

(metal music playing)

(Mike laughing)

(mocking) He was one of Food & Wine's Best New Chefs?

(mouthing) You're welcome.

(mouths) Fuck me.

(muffled) Don't go messing with their heads and ordering

(music continues)

(music continues)

(music continues)

(music continues)

(normal): Well, "fuck off" means I know how to do it.

(oil sizzling)

(ominous music plays)

(out of order tones)

(overlapping chatter)

(overlapping chatter)

(overlapping chattering)

(overlapping excited chatter)

(overlapping punching, yelling)

(overlapping shouting)

(panting)

(party chatter)

(party chatter)

(phone buzzing)

(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)

(phone ringing)

(plates clinking)

(pop music playing)

(punch)

(puts down spoon)

(quietly) Fuck...

(quietly) Fuck...

(rattles pan)

(rattling and pounding)

(rattling, banging)

(rattling)

(rattling)

(Richie and Fak yelling indistinctly)

(Richie chuckles)

(Richie grumbles)

(Richie laughing)

(Richie laughs)

(Richie laughs) Fuckin' A.

(Richie scoffs)

(Richie screams) Fuck!

(Richie sighs)

(Richie sighs)

(Richie sniffles)

(Richie sniffles)

(Richie sniffs)

(Richie speaking indistinctly)

(ringing continues)

(roaring)

(rumbling)

(rumbling)

(rumbling)

(sauce bubbling)

(scatting)

(scoffs)

(scoffs)

(scoffs) I would not have gone.

(scoffs) Who the fuck knows?

(scoffs) Yeah.

(scoffs) Yeah.

(screams) My nipple!

(second burner sparking, ignites, whooshing)

(shuts locker)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs) Did you look at the thing?

(sighs) Fuck.

(sighs) Fucking shit...

(sighs) No, no.

(sighs) Oh, fuck me.

(sighs) Respectfully, no.

(sighs) So?

(sighs) The end is that I was telling Richie

(sighs) What'd you say?

(siren wailing)

(sirens wailing)

(sizzling)

(sizzling)

(sizzling)

(sizzling)

(sizzling)

(sizzling)

(sizzling)

(sizzling)

(sizzling)

(sizzling)

(slams counter)

(slow techno music playing)

(slows further, fades out) She wraps this up in muslin...

(sniffles)

(sniffles)

(sniffles)

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

(sniffs)

(sniffs) I'll get you the money, Jimmy.

(sniffs) Um...

(sniffs) Yeah, no gas.

(snores)

(soft animal growling)

(soft jazz music playing)Okay, I see you.

(soft rock song playing)

(softly) Mm.

(softly) Sorry, Dad.

(softly) Stupid.

(somber music playing)

(song fades out)

(Spanish, overly friendly)

(speaking Spanish)

(stops grating)

(stove top sparking)

(Sugar scoffs)

(Sugar scoffs)

(Sydney speaking indistinctly)

(Sydney speaking indistinctly)

(Sydney speaking indistinctly)

(tapping, drops spoon)

(tense music playing)

(thuds)

(ticking)

(ticking)

(traffic noise continues)

(traffic noise)

(train rumbling)

(train rumbling)

(train rumbling)

(TV playing, indistinct)

(upbeat music playing)

(upbeat music playing)

(upbeat music playing)

(upbeat music playing)

(utensils clinking)

(video game dying effect)

(video game effects, chatter)

(video game music)

(vocalizing)

(voice breaking) Yeah.

(water boiling)

(water gurgling)

(water running)

(water running)

(water running)

(water runs)

(whirring continues)

(whirring continues)

(whirring)

(whispers) You should be dead.

(whistling gets louder)

(whistling)

(whistling)

(yawns) Freaking tired all of a sudden.

(yelling in Spanish)

♪ 'Cause I've heard that Heaven ♪

♪ 'Cause it just don't end ♪

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♪ ♪

♪ ♪ (rock music playing)

♪ A chemical reaction ♪

♪ A million young poets ♪

♪ A million young poets screaming out their words ♪

♪ A stone's throw from the precipice, paused ♪

♪ Abducted from the street... ♪

♪ Across the street from Cathedral Notre Dame ♪

♪ Ain't easy to get to ♪

♪ All things go, all things go ♪

♪ All things go, all things go ♪

♪ All things go, all things go ♪

♪ All things grow, all things grow ♪

♪ All things know, all things know ♪

♪ All things know, all things know ♪

♪ And I don't need anyone ♪

♪ And I hear blue strains of no regret ♪

♪ And I know it wouldn't take much time ♪

♪ And I surrender ♪

♪ And I surrender ♪

♪ And I surrender ♪

♪ And I surrender ♪

♪ And I surrender ♪

♪ And I surrender ♪

♪ And I surrender ♪

♪ And I watched it float away ♪

♪ And if you wanna use me ♪

♪ And in the mornin' I just lay in bed ♪

♪ And it's true ♪

♪ And these days ♪

♪ And this is all that we've learned about living ♪

♪ And we're over in a 52nd Street apartment ♪

♪ As we gaze out on ♪

♪ As we gaze out on ♪

♪ As we gaze out on ♪

♪ As we gaze out on ♪

♪ Believe me ♪

♪ Bitter on you ♪

♪ Bouncing back and ♪

♪ Breaker... ♪

♪ Busting makes me feel good! ♪

♪ But I don't need you ♪

♪ But it's just a little piece of me ♪

♪ But they're flying too high to see my ♪

♪ Check it out, going to work on Monday ♪

♪ Check it out, got yourself a family ♪

♪ Clinging onto bottles ♪

♪ Couldn't see past my flaws ♪

♪ Crushed like a bug ♪

♪ Crushed like a bug in the ground ♪

♪ Disappointed people ♪

♪ Don't get sentimental ♪

♪ Drove to Chicago

♪ Dying on the banks ♪

♪ Every one is true ♪

♪ Face to face ♪

♪ Five, five, five against one ♪

♪ Five, five, five, five, five against one ♪

♪ Floor collapsing, floating ♪

♪ For you to help me, Rhonda ♪

♪ Freedom marching ♪

♪ From every part ♪

♪ Future generations ♪

♪ Future generations riding on the highways that we built ♪

♪ Get away from me ♪

♪ Gorgeous and alone ♪

♪ Grey Poupon had a thing, eating meals in a car ♪

♪ Half erased ♪

♪ Have you seen me lately? ♪

♪ Have you seen me lately? ♪

♪ Hear the answer, call ♪

♪ Hear the song rearranged ♪

♪ Help me get her out of my heart ♪

♪ Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda ♪

♪ Help me, Rhonda, help, help me, Rhonda ♪

♪ Help me, Rhonda... ♪

♪ Hey, Saint Dominic's preview ♪

♪ How could I ever forget this? ♪

♪ How it doesn't look ♪

♪ Huh huh huh ♪

♪ Hysterical and... ♪

♪ I came home ♪

♪ I came home to a city ♪

♪ I can see those tears ♪

♪ I come in late at night ♪

♪ I don't mind, I don't mind

♪ I dreamed about killing you... ♪

♪ I feel a bit rare in the shoes and the watch ♪

♪ I feel like I'm fading away ♪

♪ I fell in love again

♪ I go right ♪

♪ I hope they have a better understanding ♪

♪ I hope they have a better understanding... ♪

♪ I made a lot of mistakes in my mind ♪

♪ I printed my name on the back of a leaf ♪

♪ I said I don't give a damn ♪

♪ I sat and watched you bleed ♪

♪ I see the Benetton green, they been gone for a minute ♪

♪ I stand beside you ♪

♪ I... ♪

♪ I'm gonna kick back down and see ♪

♪ I'm on the last train running ♪

♪ I'm on the last train running ♪

♪ I'm on the last train running ♪

♪ I'm on the last train running ♪

♪ I'm on the last train running ♪

♪ I'm on the last train running ♪

♪ I'm on the last train running ♪

♪ I'm on the last train running ♪

♪ I've been alone too long ♪

♪ I've been out doin' in my head ♪

♪ I've struggled and fought my pride ♪

♪ If you wanna roll me ♪

♪ In my mind

♪ Inside my heart ♪

♪ Is no one at all ♪

♪ It don't belong ♪

♪ It made you feel a certain way when you held that jar ♪

♪ It's raining... ♪

♪ It's sweet and it's sad ♪

♪ Just get away from me ♪

♪ Just living to be heard ♪

♪ Just to tell our souls we're still the young lions ♪

♪ Let down ♪

♪ Let down ♪

♪ Let down ♪

♪ Let down ♪

♪ Let down and hanging ♪

♪ Let down and hanging around ♪

♪ Let down and hanging around ♪

♪ Let it crash down low ♪

♪ Let it go, baby ♪

♪ Let's dance, fuck you ♪

♪ Like sometimes ♪

♪ Like that all rough ♪ Yo, this shit looks different.

♪ Look at the man ♪

♪ Lost it long ago ♪

♪ Maybe you're the last train ♪

♪ Maybe you're the last train home ♪

♪ Me, yeah ♪

♪ Meanwhile, back in San Francisco... ♪

♪ Mother and father ♪

♪ Motorways and tramlines ♪

♪ Never look back ♪

♪ No matter how you work it ♪

♪ Nothing more important ♪

♪ Now ♪

♪ Now, I know you'll be listening ♪

♪ Of Embarcadero skies ♪

♪ Of my heart ♪

♪ Oh my heart ♪

♪ Oh my heart ♪

♪ Oh my heart ♪

♪ Oh my heart ♪

♪ Oh my heart ♪

♪ Oh my heart ♪

♪ Oh my heart ♪

♪ Oh my heart ♪

♪ Oh my heart ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh... ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh... ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh... ♪

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh... ♪

♪ Oh oh oh... ♪

♪ Oh oh oh... ♪

♪ Oh oh oh... ♪

♪ Oh... ♪

♪ One day I am gonna grow wings ♪

♪ One more time ♪

♪ One, two, three, four, five against one ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Or those Preston socks... ♪

♪ Out on the street ♪

♪ Out on the street, freedom marching ♪

♪ Riding on the highways that we built ♪

♪ Said one, two, three, four, five against one ♪

♪ Saint Dominic's preview ♪

♪ Saint Dominic's preview ♪

♪ Saint Dominic's preview ♪

♪ Saw the wandering eye ♪

♪ Scared that someone ♪

♪ Screaming out their words ♪

♪ Searching for home via Chicago ♪

♪ Searching for home... ♪

♪ See my house down there but I lost it long ago ♪

♪ See my point of view ♪

♪ See them freedom marching ♪

♪ Shammy cleaning all the windows ♪

♪ Shell smashed, juices flowing ♪

♪ Shout some battle cry ♪

♪ Singing songs about Edith Piaf's soul ♪

♪ Sisyphus peered into the mist ♪

♪ So if you're coming with me, let me know ♪

♪ Soaring with the eagles all week long ♪

♪ Socializing with the wino few ♪

♪ Somebody without someone ♪

♪ Someone's listening ♪

♪ Somewhere out in America ♪

♪ St. Dominic's Preview ♪

♪ St. Dominic's Preview ♪

♪ Talking about the girls we've seen on the sly ♪

♪ Than to know ♪

♪ That need to be erased ♪

♪ That's what I can achieve, I feel the same about drops ♪

♪ The government changed ♪

♪ The kids have a new take ♪

♪ The storm didn't kill me ♪

♪ The wind blew me back... ♪

♪ Then you gotta roll me all night long ♪

♪ Then you gotta use me ♪

♪ Things go wrong ♪

♪ This collab is a dream ♪

♪ This is all that we've learned about living ♪

♪ This is what love is for ♪

♪ This isn't gonna be easy ♪

♪ This much you promised ♪

♪ Through... ♪

♪ To a world full of people ♪

♪ To a world full of people just living to be heard ♪

♪ To be out of place ♪

♪ To face what we faced ♪

♪ To recreate us

♪ Torture from you to ♪

♪ Transport ♪

♪ Turn around and come back ♪

♪ Uh huh ♪

♪ Via Chicago... ♪

♪ Was out on the radio, starting to change ♪

♪ We had our mindset

♪ We sold our clothes to the state ♪

♪ Well since she put me down ♪

♪ Well, I let the rock roll on down to the town below ♪

♪ Well, Rhonda, you look so fine ♪

♪ When I hear myself on the radio... ♪

♪ When they don't appear ♪

♪ With no larger problems ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, you got a piece of me ♪

♪ Yeah... ♪

♪ You came to take us

♪ You had to find it

♪ You know I love you, but I just can't... ♪

♪ You know where you are with ♪

♪ You know, you know where you are with ♪

♪ Your cold, hot blood ran away from me ♪

♪ Your type ♪

3! 52! 14! Sorry, Chefs! 8, 13, 29!

12! 10! 36! Don't fuck with my count! Fire 8, 13, 36!

200 pounds. Great, yeah, thank you.