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And we also have evidence that Doc Veda tried to buy yellow cake uranium from unwed teenage mothers.
And we also have evidence that Doc Veda tried to buy yellow cake uranium from unwed teenage mothers.
Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?
Because that's what Jesus wants.
Because that's what Jesus wants.
Brian.
Brian.
Darth Vader.
Darth Vader.
Have you been up all night watching Chick movies?
Have you been up all night watching Chick movies?
Hello.
Hello.
Hi sweetie.
Hi sweetie.
Hitler.
Hitler.
How is that possible?
How is that possible?
I am so not the least bit intimidated by that.
I am so not the least bit intimidated by that.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I have had just about enough of this. No selfish attitude of yours.
I have had just about enough of this. No selfish attitude of yours.
I have to ask you something.
I have to ask you something.
I need to have a word with you.
I need to have a word with you.
I now.
I now.
I.
I.
I'm Louis.
I'm Louis.
I'm Mrs Griffin yeah no sex Ed teacher.
I'm Mrs Griffin yeah no sex Ed teacher.
I've got God knows.
I've got God knows.
It's time you learn to use the toilet like everyone else.
It's time you learn to use the toilet like everyone else.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Marilyn Manson.
Marilyn Manson.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
No.
No.
None of your business.
None of your business.
Now now I have no idea.
Now now I have no idea.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Now.
Oh my God, I'm an absolute wreck.
Oh my God, I'm an absolute wreck.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Really.
Really.
Really.
Really.
So you must have the wrong number.
So you must have the wrong number.
That's ridiculous.
That's ridiculous.
That's right.
That's right.
Then do it.
Then do it.
There is no way that is going to happen.
There is no way that is going to happen.
There's no one here by the name of long Rod von Hugen Dong.
There's no one here by the name of long Rod von Hugen Dong.
This is disgusting.
This is disgusting.
This is unbelievable.
This is unbelievable.
We are going to Texas.
We are going to Texas.
We had a date.
We had a date.
We have intelligence that suggests that Hitler is plotting with with the Legion of Doom to assassinate Jesus.
We have intelligence that suggests that Hitler is plotting with with the Legion of Doom to assassinate Jesus.
We want to talk to you.
We want to talk to you.
Well, that's crazy.
Well, that's crazy.
What did you have in mind?
What did you have in mind?
What I do with my husband is none of your business.
What I do with my husband is none of your business.
What is going on here?
What is going on here?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell is going on with you lately?
What the hell is going on with you lately?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is wrong with you, you sick *******
What the hell is wrong with you, you sick *******
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell is wrong with you?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Who do you wanna sleep with?
Who do you wanna sleep with?
Why the hell are you pushing this so hard?
Why the hell are you pushing this so hard?
Why?
Why?
Wow, I've got God knows.
Wow, I've got God knows.
Yeah, beat up a 13 year old boy.
Yeah, beat up a 13 year old boy.
Yes.
Yes.
Yo sick *******
Yo sick *******
You are not performing an exorcism on my baby.
You are not performing an exorcism on my baby.
You ready to party?
You ready to party?
You're asking me.
You're asking me.
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9.
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11
911
911
******* idiot.
******* idiot.