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A.
A.
Ah.
Ah.
Are you ready to be nice to me?
Are you ready to be nice to me?
Here comes another funny.
Here comes another funny.
Hey。
Hey。
How could you be so dishonest with this family?
How could you be so dishonest with this family?
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I know, right?
I know, right?
I like it this way.
I like it this way.
I'm Jerry.
I'm Jerry.
I'm not stupid.
I'm not stupid.
I'm Stephen Fucking Hawkinson.
I'm Stephen Fucking Hawkinson.
I'm traveling with my son and father-in-law.
I'm traveling with my son and father-in-law.
It's not like I could have actually done it.
It's not like I could have actually done it.
Jerry Smith.
Jerry Smith.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Nobody's doing that.
Nobody's doing that.
Oh, what the hell.
Oh, what the hell.
Playing on your phone?
Playing on your phone?
Screw you.
Screw you.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Terrific.
Terrific.
Thanks to Cold Stone Creamery.
Thanks to Cold Stone Creamery.
That judgmental monster bitch.
That judgmental monster bitch.
This better not be a bribe.
This better not be a bribe.
This is depressing.
This is depressing.
This world sucks.
This world sucks.
Watching some TV.
Watching some TV.
We need to have a serious conversation.
We need to have a serious conversation.
Well, terrific.
Well, terrific.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What you doing?
What you doing?
Where did you guys get those necklaces from?
Where did you guys get those necklaces from?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
オーケー。
オーケー。
ふうん。
ふうん。