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Office Space (1999) Soundboard

Office Space (1999) Soundboard

Office Space is a 1999 American comedy film written and directed by Mike Judge. It satirizes the everyday work life of a typical mid-to-late-1990s software company, focusing on a handful of individuals fed up with their jobs. It stars Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, Gary Cole, Stephen Root, David Herman, Ajay Naidu, and Diedrich Bader.

Ah we have sort of a problem here yeah
And here's something else bob
And I said I don't care if they lay me off either because I told I told them that if they move my death one more time and then and then i'm quitting i'm going to quit and that hold on to because th...
And so you gonna quit no not really i'm just going to stop going
And uh
Are you any relation to the pop singer
Asking some questions maybe seeing if there are some ways we can make things run a little more smoothly around here
Back up in your ass with the resurrection
Bob slidell
Broke
But I i will try that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume
Come in at 9
Could you turn that down just a little bit
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Did you get that memo?
Did you see the memo?
Didn't you get that memo?
Disagree
Do I think
Excuse me
Excuse Me (Lights Out)
Expressing myself
F*ck
Fax Machine Battle
For the one I already told you if I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to I have people skills I am good at dealing with people can't you understand that what the hell is ...
Fuckin A
Fuckin A
Going crazy
Going to federal "pound me in the ass" prison
Good luck with your layoffs alright I hope your firings go really well
Hate my job
He represents all that is solace and wrong
He represents all that is solace and wrong and you slept with him
Hello
Hello peter
Hey look who's bad
Hey Peter Man! Check out Channel 9!
Hi Milton
Hum
Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicle staring at computer screens all day
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are we're looking up money laundering in a dictionary
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are we're looking up money laundering in a dictionary
I did nothing I did absolutely nothing and it was everything that I thought it could be
I do want to express myself
I don't know why I can't just
I found the first one laid off
I Had An Idea Like That
I hate this job he hated doug him drop it I don't need it
I hate this job I hate this god damn job and I don't need it
I have people skills
I have people skills
I I don't like my job and
I know how you get depressed about your job and all and I just wanted you to know that I know how you feel I used to be the same way really sure oh maybe I didn't whine as much but I bet I hated my...
I think that the guy might actually be able to help
I think the building is on fire,
I told us fudge packers are like michael bolton 's music
I'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy that memo
I'm a Michael Bolton fan
I'm also going to need to go ahead and come in on sunday
I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of disagree with you there
I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow
I'm just not sure about that right now
I'm sorry man look I you know i'm talking out of my ass
I've been a real asshole
If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on that would be great
If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on that would be great
Is a problem of motivation all right now if I work my ass off and initech ships a few extra units I don't see another dime so where's the motivation
Is this good for the company
It's not that i'm lazy it's that I just don't care
Jump to Conclusions
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately
Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately
Made a Million Dollars
Middle Finger
Missing work
Next friday is hawaiian shirt day
No Talent Ass Clown
No way what should I change the one who suck
No. No Man
Now it's just a coincidence
O face
Oh and I almost forgot
Oh and remember next friday is hawaiian shirt day
Oh sounds like somebody 's got a case of the manders
Oh sounds like somebody 's got a case of the manders
OK
OK
OK
OK I set the building on fire
OK then
Ooh yeah
Peter gibbons yes I have the memo
Piece of shit
Pretty hospitable needed speaking moment
Property has payable nina speaking just moments
Put Up With All This Shit
Question is bullshit to begin with
Quit getting pissed at me alright this is all your idea asshole
See you guys later if I still have a job
She gets around high
Shit i'm a free man I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months
Sitting in traffic
So
So I guess we should probably go ahead and have a little talk
So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized ever since I started working
So if you could be here around nine that would be great
So what we're all screwed that's watch
So you gonna get another job I don't think i'd like another job wanting to do about money and build and you know i've never really liked paying bills I don't think i'm going to do that either
So you know if you want to go ahead and
So you should ask yourself
Someone has a case of the Monday's
Someone has the case of the Mondays
Something I might take that need state from majestic things go well I might be showing in my oh face oh oh oh you know what i'm talking about
Sounds like a case of the mondays
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays
Stapler
Terrible job
Thanks
That sounds good peter
That Would be Great, Mmm K
That's the last straw
The fuck is that mean
The minimum security prison is no picnic have a client in there right now says that ricky is kick someones ass first day or becomes almost pitch then everything will be alright
The problem is just that I forgot the one time and i've already taken care of it so it's not even really a problem anymore
TPS Reports
Two chicks at the same time
Um
Unenthusiastic Happy Birthday
Use Your Mind
Was happening
Watch out for your cornhole bud
We fixed the glitch
We get caught laundering money we're not going to white collar resort prison no no we're going to federal pound me in the ass prison
We have sort of a problem here
We lossed some people this week and
Weekend Drinking Meme
Weekend Work
Well I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late
Well i'm just not sure about that right now
What am I going to do with forty subscriptions divide
What happened I flipped off my boss
What if we're still doing this when we're fifty
What is the worst idea i've ever heard in my life
What the Hell is Wrong With You People
What the hell is wrong with you people
What what would you say
What would ya say ya do here?
What would you do if you had a million dollars
What you sent me but what if you were offered some kind of stock option equity sharing program but that do anything for you I don't know I guess
What's happening
What's Happening
What's up J
Where does it say paper jam indices no paper jam I swear to god at one of these days I i just kick you piece of shit out with windows you made both men things lucky i'm not armed
Why does it so different in windows is no paper jam I swear to god at one of these days I i just take this piece of shit out the window
Will
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah exactly what I need
Yeah this is horrible this idea
Yeah well i'm just not sure about that right now
Yeah well least your name is michael bolton
You apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports
You do want to express yourself, don't you?
You know the nazis had pieces of flair that they made the **** wear
You know there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all
You know there are people in this world that don't have to put up with all this shit
You see we're putting the cover sheets on all TPS reports now before they go out
You're going to have to talk to payroll about that
You're intruding my office space

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