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Love, Death & Robots - Season 3

Love, Death & Robots - Season 3

"Love, Death & Robots" is not a movie or a song, but a popular anthology series that first premiered on Netflix in 2019. Each episode of the show tells a unique and self-contained story, exploring various themes of love, death, and robots through different genres, animation styles, and tones. The series has garnered critical acclaim for its diversity, creativity, and thought-provoking narratives.

Season 3 of "Love, Death & Robots" takes the audience on another mesmerizing journey, delving deep into the human psyche and the interplay between technology and emotions. The episodes, while distinct in their storytelling, continue to push the boundaries of the sci-fi genre, delivering a range of compelling narratives that explore the complex dynamics between love, death, and our relationship with advancing technology.

One notable episode from Season 3 is "Binary," directed by Alberto Mielgo. Set in a dystopian future, the story follows a young woman named Melinda (voiced by Niamh Algar) who embarks on a dangerous mission to rescue her kidnapped boyfriend. As she confronts a world governed by robots and virtual realities, Melinda must face her deepest fears and discover the true nature of love amidst chaos and destruction.

Another notable episode is "Oswald Jacobsen's Life, Death & Robots" directed by Victor Maldonado and Alfredo Torres. The episode features a unique blend of hand-drawn and CG animation, bringing to life the story of Oswald Jacobsen (voiced by Finn Wittrock). Jacobsen, an ordinary man in the mid-twentieth century, finds himself entangled in a world where robots have replaced humanity. As he navigates through the challenges of this new reality, he discovers the fragility of life, the inevitability of death, and the power of love in preserving our humanity.

Other episodes in the season include "Mechanical Hearts," a dark and twisted story about a scientist named Dr. Martin Bradley (voiced by Lee Pace) who creates artificial hearts, "The Devil is in the Details," an enthralling tale about a contract with the Devil gone awry, and "Synthetica," a futuristic exploration of love and desire in a world where humans and androids coexist.

The cast list for Season 3 of "Love, Death & Robots" features a talented ensemble of actors and actresses who lend their voices to bring the characters to life. With each episode featuring its own unique story and cast, the series showcases the versatile abilities of these performers in conveying the emotions, vulnerabilities, and complexities of their respective roles.

While the specific release year for Season 3 of "Love, Death & Robots" is not known at the time of writing, fans of the series can revisit or discover the sounds and stories of this anthology by accessing Netflix. The platform allows viewers to both stream and download episodes, enabling them to enjoy the intricate tales of love, death, and robots at their convenience.

In conclusion, "Love, Death & Robots" is a captivating anthology series that enthralls audiences with its exploration of love, death, and the technological advancements shaping our world. With Season 3 presenting a collection of thought-provoking and visually stunning episodes, viewers can expect to be taken on a rollercoaster of emotions, reflecting on the fragility of life, the depths of love, and the intricate beauty of the human experience. Play and download the sounds of this incredible series to embrace the mesmerizing narratives that unfold in "Love, Death & Robots."

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A bunch of barbed wire, cousins with guns,
A bunch of barbed wire, cousins with guns,
A certain level of tool use is nothing to worry about.
A certain level of tool use is nothing to worry about.
A circle will indicate a vote to sail beyond the peopled shores
A circle will indicate a vote to sail beyond the peopled shores
A fixed position, guided pulse laser
A fixed position, guided pulse laser
A simple grouping stimulus.
A simple grouping stimulus.
Adrift on ancient chemical tides.
Adrift on ancient chemical tides.
Ah, fucking…
Ah, fucking…
Ah, well, fucking rats trashed them.
Ah, well, fucking rats trashed them.
Ah, yes.
Ah, yes.
All right, ladies. I'm gonna call the Barghest to us.
All right, ladies. I'm gonna call the Barghest to us.
All right.
All right.
All right. Cut the bullshit. We're on the job.
All right. Cut the bullshit. We're on the job.
All wrapped in a solid inch of ballistic resistant gel under its skin.
All wrapped in a solid inch of ballistic resistant gel under its skin.
Almost as big as my dick.
Almost as big as my dick.
Alone.
Alone.
Along with every other animal larger than a cat.
Along with every other animal larger than a cat.
An especially vigorous one.
An especially vigorous one.
And allowing this thanapod ashore
And allowing this thanapod ashore
And an X is a vote for a shorter voyage to Phaiden Island.
And an X is a vote for a shorter voyage to Phaiden Island.
And as it has acquired a taste for…
And as it has acquired a taste for…
And enough bullets and venison jerky, they could found a utopian society.
And enough bullets and venison jerky, they could found a utopian society.
And for that I am grateful.
And for that I am grateful.
And I was born.
And I was born.
And I will deny any award he puts you in for.
And I will deny any award he puts you in for.
And I you.
And I you.
And I yours.
And I yours.
And kill the shit out of this fucking thing!
And kill the shit out of this fucking thing!
And let me guess. It's part of some Secret Squirrel op,
And let me guess. It's part of some Secret Squirrel op,
And please, call me Galina.
And please, call me Galina.
And so I offer you a choice.
And so I offer you a choice.
And that is the beauty of the idea, Doctor.
And that is the beauty of the idea, Doctor.
And that machine is you.
And that machine is you.
And the food chain was saturated with microplastics.
And the food chain was saturated with microplastics.
And the reach of a god.
And the reach of a god.
And the two of you make a perfect breeding pair.
And the two of you make a perfect breeding pair.
And their skin was pierced by spikes, trickle, trickle, trickle,
And their skin was pierced by spikes, trickle, trickle, trickle,
And then emerge to form a new world order.
And then emerge to form a new world order.
And they fought with a fury and inventiveness
And they fought with a fury and inventiveness
And tomorrow, sir? If your friend below us gets
And tomorrow, sir? If your friend below us gets
And treated my team like an Afghani buffet.
And treated my team like an Afghani buffet.
And used it to save the planet they were already on.
And used it to save the planet they were already on.
And wake me at the toll of the hour.
And wake me at the toll of the hour.
And you drink from a CamelBak full of lies.
And you drink from a CamelBak full of lies.
And you really can "Fire and Forget."
And you really can "Fire and Forget."
And you've got all kinds of crazy sciencey shit under there,
And you've got all kinds of crazy sciencey shit under there,
And, according to my thorough historical research,
And, according to my thorough historical research,
Another 500 meters… up.
Another 500 meters… up.
Are you saying they went to Mars?
Are you saying they went to Mars?
Are you there?
Are you there?
Armies of warriors.
Armies of warriors.
Armored chassis, and the same targeting tech
Armored chassis, and the same targeting tech
Arrogance.
Arrogance.
As an expression of low morale,
As an expression of low morale,
As long as no harm comes to the Nest…
As long as no harm comes to the Nest…
As you know,
As you know,
As you must now with me.
As you must now with me.
As you've discovered,
As you've discovered,
Awesome!
Awesome!
Aye, aye.
Aye, aye.
Aye, it's Mason.
Aye, it's Mason.
Bar guest? That's a stupid fucking name for a honey badger.
Bar guest? That's a stupid fucking name for a honey badger.
Based on your samples.
Based on your samples.
Beaumont, on point.
Beaumont, on point.
Beaumont!
Beaumont!
Before dying.
Before dying.
Beg your pardon?
Beg your pardon?
Began collapsing, humanity's leaders retreated to these fortresses
Began collapsing, humanity's leaders retreated to these fortresses
Behold! The final stronghold of the superpowers.
Behold! The final stronghold of the superpowers.
Besides, look at these mines, they're ancient.
Besides, look at these mines, they're ancient.
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell.
Bloody hell.
Bothersome.
Bothersome.
Bullshit that's where you're from.
Bullshit that's where you're from.
But didn't think to install a light switch?
But didn't think to install a light switch?
But first, you and I must come to an agreement.
But first, you and I must come to an agreement.
But I had no idea you'd learned to communicate with them.
But I had no idea you'd learned to communicate with them.
But I have millions of years of racial memory.
But I have millions of years of racial memory.
But instead they chose greed and self gratification
But instead they chose greed and self gratification
But it says here you had five.
But it says here you had five.
But now they are little more than parasitic savages.
But now they are little more than parasitic savages.
But on the timescale the Swarm operates,
But on the timescale the Swarm operates,
But only if you mean harm to the queen and her eggs.
But only if you mean harm to the queen and her eggs.
But several symbiote species still do.
But several symbiote species still do.
But the only thing that works is this setting that says "fuck off."
But the only thing that works is this setting that says "fuck off."
But these bodies did have blood in them at one point
But these bodies did have blood in them at one point
But this nightmare is very nearly at an end.
But this nightmare is very nearly at an end.
But to work most effectively,
But to work most effectively,
But we do not understand the profit you seek in studying the swarm.
But we do not understand the profit you seek in studying the swarm.
But we only need the genetic information from one egg.
But we only need the genetic information from one egg.
But what about the other 99.9?
But what about the other 99.9?
But what they do have in abundance…
But what they do have in abundance…
But where's the venison?
But where's the venison?
But with a hoodie and crippling social anxiety.
But with a hoodie and crippling social anxiety.
But you may address me as…
But you may address me as…
But your crude experiments
But your crude experiments
By a folded corner here, an irregular edge there,
By a folded corner here, an irregular edge there,
Can't you see I'm busy not dying here?
Can't you see I'm busy not dying here?
Cannibal roaches with human faces and a giant fucking alien temple.
Cannibal roaches with human faces and a giant fucking alien temple.
Carry on.
Carry on.
Catch your own fish, you disgusting meat bag.
Catch your own fish, you disgusting meat bag.
Check right!
Check right!
Choke on it, skin bucket.
Choke on it, skin bucket.
Christ on a bike.
Christ on a bike.
CIA built it back in '02, right after the invasion.
CIA built it back in '02, right after the invasion.
Clench up!
Clench up!
Closer by the minute.
Closer by the minute.
Come check this out.
Come check this out.
Come in, Orbital.
Come in, Orbital.
Come in.
Come in.
Come on then, you mindless motherfuckers!
Come on then, you mindless motherfuckers!
Come on, guys. Let's go to that base you don't think exists.
Come on, guys. Let's go to that base you don't think exists.
Coming on your left.
Coming on your left.
Competing with us within a few hundred years.
Competing with us within a few hundred years.
Connecting its own poles with the poles of Jupiter.
Connecting its own poles with the poles of Jupiter.
Consider the scavenger feeding on your vomit.
Consider the scavenger feeding on your vomit.
Contact rear!
Contact rear!
Could uncover important insights for our nascent machine culture
Could uncover important insights for our nascent machine culture
Could you haul in the fishing net so I can eat?
Could you haul in the fishing net so I can eat?
Craven cowards who would gladly betray a stranger
Craven cowards who would gladly betray a stranger
Dammit! They built an impregnable nuclear fortress
Dammit! They built an impregnable nuclear fortress
Dang it. It was right here.
Dang it. It was right here.
Decided they needed an entirely new planet.
Decided they needed an entirely new planet.
Decided to split us up?
Decided to split us up?
Despite the risk.
Despite the risk.
Diamond carbine canines,
Diamond carbine canines,
Did any of these humans, anywhere, survive all this?
Did any of these humans, anywhere, survive all this?
Did Burton go…
Did Burton go…
Did you?
Did you?
Die, fucker!
Die, fucker!
Die, fucker!
Die, fucker!
Dilman!
Dilman!
Do I really need all this shite?
Do I really need all this shite?
Do you accept my offer, Doctor?
Do you accept my offer, Doctor?
Do you know a good pest control company?
Do you know a good pest control company?
Do you read, Orbital?
Do you read, Orbital?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Don't worry. I've got your back, donkey.
Don't worry. I've got your back, donkey.
Done and done. Nearly as unpleasant as it was necessary.
Done and done. Nearly as unpleasant as it was necessary.
Double the meal, double the time in between.
Double the meal, double the time in between.
Down to one grenade. You?
Down to one grenade. You?
Dr. Afriel, I think it's time you told me exactly why you're here.
Dr. Afriel, I think it's time you told me exactly why you're here.
Dr. Afriel.
Dr. Afriel.
Dr. Afriel.
Dr. Afriel.
Dr. Mirny. An honor to meet you.
Dr. Mirny. An honor to meet you.
During the collapse, some wealthy humans attempted
During the collapse, some wealthy humans attempted
Each of you will have equal voice.
Each of you will have equal voice.
Elon Musk?
Elon Musk?
Enough!
Enough!
Erwin!
Erwin!
Even though I won't live to see our race triumph,
Even though I won't live to see our race triumph,
Every last bite.
Every last bite.
Every one of you made an X.
Every one of you made an X.
Everyone, go goggles.
Everyone, go goggles.
Everything all right, Sergeant?
Everything all right, Sergeant?
Evolution, you see.
Evolution, you see.
Exploit it, you mean.
Exploit it, you mean.
Fall back.
Fall back.
Fermentation in the worker's gut…
Fermentation in the worker's gut…
Fine, like I have to keep hauling this fucking ammo
Fine, like I have to keep hauling this fucking ammo
Fine, like in no radio contact with anyone
Fine, like in no radio contact with anyone
Fine, like our idiotic fucking platoon leader
Fine, like our idiotic fucking platoon leader
Fine, like Team Two's been torn into greasy shreds of man jerky?
Fine, like Team Two's been torn into greasy shreds of man jerky?
Fine, we shall put it to a vote.
Fine, we shall put it to a vote.
Fine. Fucking peachy.
Fine. Fucking peachy.
Fire and forget.
Fire and forget.
Fire! Fire!
Fire! Fire!
First vial contains the most basic pheromonal commands.
First vial contains the most basic pheromonal commands.
Folen, get the fuck back, you idiot!
Folen, get the fuck back, you idiot!
Folen! You're gonna get shot in the dick if you stand in silhouette like that.
Folen! You're gonna get shot in the dick if you stand in silhouette like that.
Food giver no good. Not feed.
Food giver no good. Not feed.
For the last 50 fucking minutes?
For the last 50 fucking minutes?
Forcing the animal kingdom to adapt, et cetera, et cetera.
Forcing the animal kingdom to adapt, et cetera, et cetera.
Friendly.
Friendly.
From government sponsored medical attention
From government sponsored medical attention
From in there.
From in there.
Fu… Fu… Fu… Fuck you, honey badger!
Fu… Fu… Fu… Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck this.
Fuck this.
Fuck yeah. This will do some damage.
Fuck yeah. This will do some damage.
Fuck yes, Coutts. Let's shoot it.
Fuck yes, Coutts. Let's shoot it.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! Fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuck you!
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Fuck you!
Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck you, honey badger!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck, I got to do it.
Fuck. Fuck, I got to do it.
Fuck. Goddamn thing's run out of juice.
Fuck. Goddamn thing's run out of juice.
Fucking hallucination.
Fucking hallucination.
Galina?
Galina?
Gather, then dig.
Gather, then dig.
Get ready to move.
Get ready to move.
Get some!
Get some!
Getting there, Folen. Getting there.
Getting there, Folen. Getting there.
Go on now.
Go on now.
Go!
Go!
God is dead. Embrace the suck. We gotta move.
God is dead. Embrace the suck. We gotta move.
Goddammit! Go, go, go!
Goddammit! Go, go, go!
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
Good boy.
Good boy.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good on you, humans.
Good on you, humans.
Good.
Good.
Grab a few pics, and we're gone.
Grab a few pics, and we're gone.
Grow food here, then harvest.
Grow food here, then harvest.
Guard what?
Guard what?
Guessing it wasn't like this when you left.
Guessing it wasn't like this when you left.
Had a variety of sophisticated survival strategies.
Had a variety of sophisticated survival strategies.
Harper, up.
Harper, up.
Having paid strict attention as I handed them out, the duty falls to me
Having paid strict attention as I handed them out, the duty falls to me
He gonna go rogue and try and eat us too?
He gonna go rogue and try and eat us too?
He said, "Step to your right."
He said, "Step to your right."
He's half more alive than anyone else will be
He's half more alive than anyone else will be
Heart of the Nest.
Heart of the Nest.
Hello, I am Elena, your electronic seastead attendant.
Hello, I am Elena, your electronic seastead attendant.
Hello, this is Mason.
Hello, this is Mason.
Her offspring will build a new nest.
Her offspring will build a new nest.
Here we go, guys. Come on!
Here we go, guys. Come on!
Hey, hey, hey. It doesn't matter what did it.
Hey, hey, hey. It doesn't matter what did it.
Hey! Over here!
Hey! Over here!
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. I was worried this might happen.
Hmm. I was worried this might happen.
Hmm. It will be sooner.
Hmm. It will be sooner.
Hmm. Well, we humans learn wherever we can.
Hmm. Well, we humans learn wherever we can.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Holy fucking shit!
Holy fucking shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Honey badgers don't give a shit!
Honey badgers don't give a shit!
How copy? Over.
How copy? Over.
How much further to the objective, Sarge?
How much further to the objective, Sarge?
How much?
How much?
How?
How?
Huh?
Huh?
Humanity is the kind of race
Humanity is the kind of race
Humanity is warping the environment,
Humanity is warping the environment,
Humans are different.
Humans are different.
Hungry.
Hungry.
I accept your challenge.
I accept your challenge.
I am machine.
I am machine.
I am one of its castes.
I am one of its castes.
I am only a few weeks old,
I am only a few weeks old,
I am the only one who can keep this ship on a straight keel.
I am the only one who can keep this ship on a straight keel.
I am willing to see the failed attempt on my life
I am willing to see the failed attempt on my life
I begin with a confession.
I begin with a confession.
I believe they were once a spacefaring race
I believe they were once a spacefaring race
I believe this to be the only fair way.
I believe this to be the only fair way.
I bet that'll look great on a poster with some puppies!
I bet that'll look great on a poster with some puppies!
I call these springtails.
I call these springtails.
I could have helped him.
I could have helped him.
I could. But I won't.
I could. But I won't.
I didn't actually mark the ballots.
I didn't actually mark the ballots.
I didn't have to.
I didn't have to.
I expect they could be here,
I expect they could be here,
I followed your study of the Swarm with tremendous interest, Doctor.
I followed your study of the Swarm with tremendous interest, Doctor.
I found no Swarm castes that use language,
I found no Swarm castes that use language,
I fucked her sister.
I fucked her sister.
I go willingly.
I go willingly.
I hate to say it, but humans are the actual worst.
I hate to say it, but humans are the actual worst.
I have no name,
I have no name,
I just need to cancel a check.
I just need to cancel a check.
I just…
I just…
I lied before. [panting]
I lied before. [panting]
I made each of these ballots unique, unbeknownst to anyone but myself.
I made each of these ballots unique, unbeknownst to anyone but myself.
I need some range!
I need some range!
I negotiated with it…
I negotiated with it…
I refused to participate.
I refused to participate.
I salute your courage, sir.
I salute your courage, sir.
I see ya, ya twitty wee shite.
I see ya, ya twitty wee shite.
I shall report what I see.
I shall report what I see.
I swear it.
I swear it.
I told you, I was just petting it. It was scared. What was I supposed to do?
I told you, I was just petting it. It was scared. What was I supposed to do?
I told you, snackish.
I told you, snackish.
I will be picking who goes.
I will be picking who goes.
I will kill myself.
I will kill myself.
I wonder who made it out?
I wonder who made it out?
I would have missed
I would have missed
I would never betray my race.
I would never betray my race.
I… I…
I… I…
I'll help you.
I'll help you.
I'll stick with my fusion battery. Thank you.
I'll stick with my fusion battery. Thank you.
I'm glad I won't have to absorb you.
I'm glad I won't have to absorb you.
I'm just trying to see how far out I can get it.
I'm just trying to see how far out I can get it.
I'm not gonna make it.
I'm not gonna make it.
I'm out of ammo.
I'm out of ammo.
I'm reading a temperature spike.
I'm reading a temperature spike.
I'm sure that was the last of 'em. Come on! We've got science to do!
I'm sure that was the last of 'em. Come on! We've got science to do!
I've got the aim of an angel
I've got the aim of an angel
I've learned to solicit food with a pattern of reflex tapping.
I've learned to solicit food with a pattern of reflex tapping.
If I don't make it, better to die high.
If I don't make it, better to die high.
If it meant saving their own skin.
If it meant saving their own skin.
If order is what you want,
If order is what you want,
If these work, we could control millions of workers.
If these work, we could control millions of workers.
If they could've learned to eat tiny exfoliating beads,
If they could've learned to eat tiny exfoliating beads,
If you're a machine,
If you're a machine,
If, in fact, we do transport it in the hopes it will spare our lives,
If, in fact, we do transport it in the hopes it will spare our lives,
If… if you intend to destroy us, we will
If… if you intend to destroy us, we will
In there?
In there?
In three, two, one.
In three, two, one.
In which case, I would simply clone you and raise the children myself.
In which case, I would simply clone you and raise the children myself.
In… intelligence…
In… intelligence…
Including fucking nightmares like that thing.
Including fucking nightmares like that thing.
Including loss of motor function, hallucinations, euphoria…
Including loss of motor function, hallucinations, euphoria…
Inside is a selection of the Swarm pheromones we synthesized
Inside is a selection of the Swarm pheromones we synthesized
Instead, they trusted everything to automated assistants.
Instead, they trusted everything to automated assistants.
Into her mind.
Into her mind.
Io Expeditionary Mission.
Io Expeditionary Mission.
Io is a sulfur rich moon.
Io is a sulfur rich moon.
Io,
Io,
Io.
Io.
Is greasy.
Is greasy.
Is oil.
Is oil.
Is so extra fucking secret even you can't find it.
Is so extra fucking secret even you can't find it.
Is this not a bit fucking overkill?
Is this not a bit fucking overkill?
Is too tough for any garment.
Is too tough for any garment.
It appears the secret back entrance to your secret CIA base
It appears the secret back entrance to your secret CIA base
It can take us further into the Nest.
It can take us further into the Nest.
It is an excellent strategy.
It is an excellent strategy.
It is truly amazing.
It is truly amazing.
It was on patrol with us last night when it started acting unpatriotic,
It was on patrol with us last night when it started acting unpatriotic,
It was right there. It was there.
It was right there. It was there.
It will be a secret ballot with no man knowing any other man's choice.
It will be a secret ballot with no man knowing any other man's choice.
It will convey your pheromones to the queen.
It will convey your pheromones to the queen.
It would've been all right.
It would've been all right.
It's a buffet.
It's a buffet.
It's a genetically engineered grizzly bear
It's a genetically engineered grizzly bear
It's a honey badger.
It's a honey badger.
It's a lot cheaper, but I don't know if I want to live in the Valley.
It's a lot cheaper, but I don't know if I want to live in the Valley.
It's a lot like a regular millionaire,
It's a lot like a regular millionaire,
It's already been made.
It's already been made.
It's always fucking night in a cave.
It's always fucking night in a cave.
It's always warm, it smells good, and there's plenty of food.
It's always warm, it smells good, and there's plenty of food.
It's an armed rat fucking rebellion, is what it is.
It's an armed rat fucking rebellion, is what it is.
It's coming from…
It's coming from…
It's coming from…
It's coming from…
It's enough that I can foresee that day.
It's enough that I can foresee that day.
It's getting kinda late. Maybe we should back trail and break camp.
It's getting kinda late. Maybe we should back trail and break camp.
It's gonna be okay, Folen. Just…
It's gonna be okay, Folen. Just…
It's good to see another human face.
It's good to see another human face.
It's got a fucking face or something.
It's got a fucking face or something.
It's just another part of our hearts and minds strategy.
It's just another part of our hearts and minds strategy.
It's not a honey badger.
It's not a honey badger.
It's not as if they'd be staring up at the stars pining for their freedom.
It's not as if they'd be staring up at the stars pining for their freedom.
It's not for you.
It's not for you.
It's not stopping!
It's not stopping!
It's subterranean.
It's subterranean.
It's true.
It's true.
It's… it's magnificent.
It's… it's magnificent.
It's… It's the whole team. Muj didn't do this, Sergeant.
It's… It's the whole team. Muj didn't do this, Sergeant.
Its ancestors made the galaxy tremble.
Its ancestors made the galaxy tremble.
Jesus fuck, those things ate Beaumont! [panting]
Jesus fuck, those things ate Beaumont! [panting]
Jesus fuck.
Jesus fuck.
Jesus fucking Christ, Macy.
Jesus fucking Christ, Macy.
Join with me.
Join with me.
Just as soon spit on you as nod, in my experience.
Just as soon spit on you as nod, in my experience.
Just like a tech millionaire.
Just like a tech millionaire.
Just the poor ones.
Just the poor ones.
Just the really, really rich ones.
Just the really, really rich ones.
Just this.
Just this.
Just…
Just…
Language is data.
Language is data.
Less Darwinian theory, more rodent killing hardware.
Less Darwinian theory, more rodent killing hardware.
Let conscience be your guide.
Let conscience be your guide.
Let me check the rear sensors. Might be a sulfur eruption brewing.
Let me check the rear sensors. Might be a sulfur eruption brewing.
Let's get some proper fucking ordnance
Let's get some proper fucking ordnance
Let's get this done. [exhales]
Let's get this done. [exhales]
Let's just get this shit over with.
Let's just get this shit over with.
Like a machine.
Like a machine.
Like sparkling dust, like clouds of light
Like sparkling dust, like clouds of light
Like World War fucking IV.
Like World War fucking IV.
Listen carefully, I am in no mood to repeat myself.
Listen carefully, I am in no mood to repeat myself.
Little?
Little?
Living among the hundreds of specialized castes native to the Swarm.
Living among the hundreds of specialized castes native to the Swarm.
Look around.
Look around.
Look at this thing here.
Look at this thing here.
Look, I don't have time to figure out
Look, I don't have time to figure out
Look, we just drop a sensor package,
Look, we just drop a sensor package,
M Mama…
M Mama…
MAARS Bot, no!
MAARS Bot, no!
Macy! Folen! Christmas come early, boys.
Macy! Folen! Christmas come early, boys.
Maintain course!
Maintain course!
Makes it taste better too.
Makes it taste better too.
Making sure.
Making sure.
Martha!
Martha!
May result in paranoia, psychosis and hypomania.
May result in paranoia, psychosis and hypomania.
Maybe death, maybe life.
Maybe death, maybe life.
Maybe I'm gonna live forever.
Maybe I'm gonna live forever.
Me eat meat.
Me eat meat.
Me, you need intact.
Me, you need intact.
Might save the last round for myself though.
Might save the last round for myself though.
Mm. Artificial vein.
Mm. Artificial vein.
Mmm. It's wonderful.
Mmm. It's wonderful.
Most importantly,
Most importantly,
Most likely, you'll destroy yourselves.
Most likely, you'll destroy yourselves.
Mr. Suparin, adjust our course please.
Mr. Suparin, adjust our course please.
Much like the Secretary of Agriculture.
Much like the Secretary of Agriculture.
Must eat soon.
Must eat soon.
My specialty is intelligence.
My specialty is intelligence.
Neural configuration may be preserved.
Neural configuration may be preserved.
Nevertheless, I propose another possibility.
Nevertheless, I propose another possibility.
Nice choice.
Nice choice.
Nielsen, please… please tell my wife…
Nielsen, please… please tell my wife…
Nielsen…
Nielsen…
No discerning marks of trauma.
No discerning marks of trauma.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No. It fucking wasn't.
No. It fucking wasn't.
No. It's supposed to be a remote control,
No. It's supposed to be a remote control,
No. No, no, no, no, no.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
No. Stop!
No. Stop!
No. They didn't have a chance.
No. They didn't have a chance.
No. You couldn't have.
No. You couldn't have.
Not all of them,
Not all of them,
Not exactly.
Not exactly.
Now that is what I call tool use.
Now that is what I call tool use.
Now we're talking!
Now we're talking!
Now, there is one more thing you have…
Now, there is one more thing you have…
Of course you are.
Of course you are.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
Of life.
Of life.
Off you go, Cert.
Off you go, Cert.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh, barely!
Oh, barely!
Oh, come on, Burton. Just one more klick.
Oh, come on, Burton. Just one more klick.
Oh, don't you look at me like that with them little puppy dog eyes.
Oh, don't you look at me like that with them little puppy dog eyes.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, I feel like a fat, fucking target of opportunity up here.
Oh, I feel like a fat, fucking target of opportunity up here.
Oh, jeez. You landed us in a minefield.
Oh, jeez. You landed us in a minefield.
Oh, sweet. More science shit.
Oh, sweet. More science shit.
Oh, thank God. I'm so tired of carrying all this fucking ammo around.
Oh, thank God. I'm so tired of carrying all this fucking ammo around.
Oh, the irony is delicious,
Oh, the irony is delicious,
Oh, who's your buddy, MAARS Bot? Who's your buddy?
Oh, who's your buddy, MAARS Bot? Who's your buddy?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! We've got a kill already.
Oh! We've got a kill already.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay, but Mars? I mean, it's dead and lifeless.
Okay, but Mars? I mean, it's dead and lifeless.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. [gasps]
Okay. [gasps]
Okay. Maybe a certificate of achievement. Maybe.
Okay. Maybe a certificate of achievement. Maybe.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. So let's get moving in the opposite fucking direction.
Okay. So let's get moving in the opposite fucking direction.
Okay. We gotta get the fuck out of here.
Okay. We gotta get the fuck out of here.
On a spike.
On a spike.
On how to survive.
On how to survive.
On the high seas!
On the high seas!
On the rest of our voyage, Dr. Afriel.
On the rest of our voyage, Dr. Afriel.
On two spikes in that guy's case.
On two spikes in that guy's case.
On your right!
On your right!
One beam, no white light.
One beam, no white light.
One man, one vote.
One man, one vote.
One more step.
One more step.
One more…
One more…
One the Swarm has used to deal with threats like yours many times.
One the Swarm has used to deal with threats like yours many times.
One would hope.
One would hope.
Only to become survivalist cult kebabs?
Only to become survivalist cult kebabs?
Or heard or felt came not but from myself"
Or heard or felt came not but from myself"
Or maybe this is just one last dream
Or maybe this is just one last dream
Orbital?
Orbital?
Otherwise, you might be considered an invader and killed.
Otherwise, you might be considered an invader and killed.
Our exchange of information has been extremely valuable to me.
Our exchange of information has been extremely valuable to me.
Our nests were the only world they'd known,
Our nests were the only world they'd known,
Over a healthy biosphere and the future of their children.
Over a healthy biosphere and the future of their children.
Oxygen levels critical.
Oxygen levels critical.
Patience is the word of the day. We are well on our way
Patience is the word of the day. We are well on our way
Per our transit contract, we shall return in 600 of your days.
Per our transit contract, we shall return in 600 of your days.
Perhaps.
Perhaps.
Phaiden Island.
Phaiden Island.
Phaiden Island.
Phaiden Island.
Phaiden Island.
Phaiden Island.
Phaiden Island.
Phaiden Island.
Physical configuration will be destroyed.
Physical configuration will be destroyed.
Please, Doctor, I'm just a tool.
Please, Doctor, I'm just a tool.
Poetry now?
Poetry now?
Radio is medium.
Radio is medium.
Raptor Base, this is Delta Zero Three. We have positive ID on the hostage.
Raptor Base, this is Delta Zero Three. We have positive ID on the hostage.
Redundancy, son, saves lives.
Redundancy, son, saves lives.
Release me.
Release me.
Release me.
Release me.
Release me.
Release me.
Release me.
Release me.
Release me.
Release me.
Release me…
Release me…
Reloading!
Reloading!
Remain an intelligent living being or…
Remain an intelligent living being or…
Retractable anti personnel titanium talons,
Retractable anti personnel titanium talons,
Right in the dick.
Right in the dick.
Right, or blow our shiny butts into scrap metal.
Right, or blow our shiny butts into scrap metal.
Sarge, for shit's sake
Sarge, for shit's sake
Sarge, we got permission to die now?
Sarge, we got permission to die now?
Sarge, what the fuck are you doing?
Sarge, what the fuck are you doing?
Sarge, what…
Sarge, what…
Sarge!
Sarge!
Sarge!
Sarge!
Sarge!
Sarge!
Sarge.
Sarge.
Save yourself, robot friend!
Save yourself, robot friend!
Sergeant First Class Morris, attached to Task Force Griffin.
Sergeant First Class Morris, attached to Task Force Griffin.
She can create it.
She can create it.
Shell protects.
Shell protects.
Shit.
Shit.
Show yourself.
Show yourself.
Shut the fuck up, Macy.
Shut the fuck up, Macy.
Shut up! No, really?
Shut up! No, really?
Since our basic biochemistry is similar, it's perfectly edible.
Since our basic biochemistry is similar, it's perfectly edible.
Six minutes until critical CO2 levels reached.
Six minutes until critical CO2 levels reached.
Small arms won't do jack shit, and even grenades won't hurt it.
Small arms won't do jack shit, and even grenades won't hurt it.
So far, I've identified 15 unique symbiotic aliens
So far, I've identified 15 unique symbiotic aliens
So good.
So good.
So if these tech millionaires had been just a little more socially inclusive,
So if these tech millionaires had been just a little more socially inclusive,
So long, Elena! And thanks for all the fish!
So long, Elena! And thanks for all the fish!
So many mouths to feed.
So many mouths to feed.
So they left behind any humans with the practical skills
So they left behind any humans with the practical skills
So,
So,
So, now that we've chosen a leader…
So, now that we've chosen a leader…
So, the whole of humanity
So, the whole of humanity
So, their plan was to seal themselves in a mountain and have dinner parties?
So, their plan was to seal themselves in a mountain and have dinner parties?
So, what did they expect to eat?
So, what did they expect to eat?
Some sort of lichen.
Some sort of lichen.
Soon as you stop fucking donkeys.
Soon as you stop fucking donkeys.
Sorry for all the cursing.
Sorry for all the cursing.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sounds good.
Sounds good.
Sounds like…
Sounds like…
Special delivery!
Special delivery!
Spence, I want IR markers at 25 meter intervals.
Spence, I want IR markers at 25 meter intervals.
Starvation set in, and the survivors switched
Starvation set in, and the survivors switched
Stationed at Camp Eisenhower.
Stationed at Camp Eisenhower.
Step.
Step.
Still breathing.
Still breathing.
Stupid fucking honey badger!
Stupid fucking honey badger!
Stupid fucking honey badger!
Stupid fucking honey badger!
Submerged in the warm ebb and flow
Submerged in the warm ebb and flow
Sulfur is triboelectric.
Sulfur is triboelectric.
Sure there is. You just didn't know about it.
Sure there is. You just didn't know about it.
Surely we can find a way to
Surely we can find a way to
Take me to her.
Take me to her.
Take me.
Take me.
Take that, ya nasty bastard.
Take that, ya nasty bastard.
Take that, you nasty bastard.
Take that, you nasty bastard.
Technically true, but also, it is a fully sovereign nation state
Technically true, but also, it is a fully sovereign nation state
Thanapod! Leeward side!
Thanapod! Leeward side!
Thank Cerval!
Thank Cerval!
Thank Cerval.
Thank Cerval.
Thank you, Mr. Melis.
Thank you, Mr. Melis.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That happened to me.
That happened to me.
That hole…
That hole…
That hostage looked like he was in pretty bad shape.
That hostage looked like he was in pretty bad shape.
That navy drones carry.
That navy drones carry.
That points a crooked finger at my brother.
That points a crooked finger at my brother.
That sound…
That sound…
That their self sustaining hydroponic systems began failing
That their self sustaining hydroponic systems began failing
That wasn't helpful at all.
That wasn't helpful at all.
That's all you got? Stupid fucking honey badger!
That's all you got? Stupid fucking honey badger!
That's it.
That's it.
That'sit. We've all gone crazy. Time to kill each other.
That'sit. We've all gone crazy. Time to kill each other.
The all new TT 15 with gas cooled auto cannon,
The all new TT 15 with gas cooled auto cannon,
The bugs aren't following us.
The bugs aren't following us.
The entire Nest is a wonder of genetic automation.
The entire Nest is a wonder of genetic automation.
The fuck you doing?
The fuck you doing?
The meat
The meat
The obscenely wealthy 0.01 percent of humans
The obscenely wealthy 0.01 percent of humans
The people who built the seasteads were mostly tech millionaires.
The people who built the seasteads were mostly tech millionaires.
The pheromones need to be combined in a chemical program.
The pheromones need to be combined in a chemical program.
The queen.
The queen.
The status of hostage?
The status of hostage?
The Swarm is a near perfect organic system.
The Swarm is a near perfect organic system.
The thing speaks.
The thing speaks.
The very cradle of our mighty civilization.
The very cradle of our mighty civilization.
The very latest in Traptech nology.
The very latest in Traptech nology.
The wealthy and powerful, however,
The wealthy and powerful, however,
Their wounded planet and save themselves,
Their wounded planet and save themselves,
Then return them to me.
Then return them to me.
Then where'd his fucking face go?
Then where'd his fucking face go?
There lies Phaiden Island.
There lies Phaiden Island.
There was a fucking rock. Fucking there.
There was a fucking rock. Fucking there.
There's not much good eating on a jable shark.
There's not much good eating on a jable shark.
These creatures are primordially innocent, Doctor.
These creatures are primordially innocent, Doctor.
These dudes, they made it through a minefield,
These dudes, they made it through a minefield,
These nameless islands further on are deserted.
These nameless islands further on are deserted.
They are merely well organized animals.
They are merely well organized animals.
They could've taken the money they spent on the spaceships
They could've taken the money they spent on the spaceships
They made me.
They made me.
They might have survived?
They might have survived?
They must only guard the tunnels.
They must only guard the tunnels.
They pour their milky shine Into the deep black bowl"
They pour their milky shine Into the deep black bowl"
They should never become pawns in some power struggle light years away.
They should never become pawns in some power struggle light years away.
They were mean to robots and then robots killed them.
They were mean to robots and then robots killed them.
They would be useless
They would be useless
They're not aiming out the windows because the deer were coming for revenge.
They're not aiming out the windows because the deer were coming for revenge.
They're organic machines.
They're organic machines.
This course of action offers a chance at sparing countless innocent lives.
This course of action offers a chance at sparing countless innocent lives.
This is MAARS Bot.
This is MAARS Bot.
This is Martha Kivelson.
This is Martha Kivelson.
This is Martha Kivelson.
This is Martha Kivelson.
This is our closest pass to Daedalus Patera.
This is our closest pass to Daedalus Patera.
This is some bullshit, Sergeant.
This is some bullshit, Sergeant.
This is where I come to jerk off.
This is where I come to jerk off.
This is where it wants to be taken.
This is where it wants to be taken.
This is where the robot uprising began.
This is where the robot uprising began.
This Nest has been here for millions of years.
This Nest has been here for millions of years.
This really sucks.
This really sucks.
This slipped past the Investor quarantine.
This slipped past the Investor quarantine.
Those fuckers.
Those fuckers.
Through her memories, I understand your race.
Through her memories, I understand your race.
Times a bunch of bodies, hence blood pit.
Times a bunch of bodies, hence blood pit.
To create a new civilization in places like this.
To create a new civilization in places like this.
To reveal I have succeeded in ferreting out the cowards in our midst.
To reveal I have succeeded in ferreting out the cowards in our midst.
To run the place.
To run the place.
To something they called "extreme democracy."
To something they called "extreme democracy."
To the collapse of civilization.
To the collapse of civilization.
To the defenseless men, women, and children of Phaiden Island.
To the defenseless men, women, and children of Phaiden Island.
To the nearest island.
To the nearest island.
To wait out the chaos deep beneath the earth
To wait out the chaos deep beneath the earth
Together.
Together.
Torrin!
Torrin!
Traptech can solve your little rat problem.
Traptech can solve your little rat problem.
Tried to make it through the end of civilization with guns and spikes?
Tried to make it through the end of civilization with guns and spikes?
Triggered certain genetic protocols,
Triggered certain genetic protocols,
Tunneler.
Tunneler.
Twice.
Twice.
Two cowards who voted to pass our terrible burden
Two cowards who voted to pass our terrible burden
Two million years ago,
Two million years ago,
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh. I thought I told you to shut up.
Ugh. I thought I told you to shut up.
Ugh. Man, this trip is really starting to depress me.
Ugh. Man, this trip is really starting to depress me.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh, should we shoot it?
Uh, should we shoot it?
Uh, this is just an old oil rig.
Uh, this is just an old oil rig.
Um,
Um,
Unconsumed.
Unconsumed.
United we are at last, in spirit, goal, and purpose.
United we are at last, in spirit, goal, and purpose.
Unless
Unless
Unless you get lucky, which you won't.
Unless you get lucky, which you won't.
Up this motherfucking mountain?
Up this motherfucking mountain?
Use us.
Use us.
Various strains of nutrient rich fungi are the hive's main food source.
Various strains of nutrient rich fungi are the hive's main food source.
Very kind, thank you.
Very kind, thank you.
Voyaging through strange eons of thought
Voyaging through strange eons of thought
Wait till light.
Wait till light.
Wait. I thought that's what the seasteads were for?
Wait. I thought that's what the seasteads were for?
Warrior caste. Very deadly.
Warrior caste. Very deadly.
Was the Secretary of Agriculture.
Was the Secretary of Agriculture.
We bred smarter, tougher versions of their own race to fight them.
We bred smarter, tougher versions of their own race to fight them.
We do advise that you keep other animals clear of the kill zone.
We do advise that you keep other animals clear of the kill zone.
We enjoy doing business with.
We enjoy doing business with.
We find ourselves faced again with a grim and terrible decision.
We find ourselves faced again with a grim and terrible decision.
We followed the insurgents to a tunnel system.
We followed the insurgents to a tunnel system.
We got bigger problems.
We got bigger problems.
We got these fuckers now.
We got these fuckers now.
We have nothing substantial to feed it.
We have nothing substantial to feed it.
We humans are not so very different.
We humans are not so very different.
We may be able to take the monster there without it even realizing.
We may be able to take the monster there without it even realizing.
We must eat.
We must eat.
We must harness its power.
We must harness its power.
We never could have matched.
We never could have matched.
We reside together in this misfortune.
We reside together in this misfortune.
We saw that beast do exactly what it pleased.
We saw that beast do exactly what it pleased.
We seek only knowledge and
We seek only knowledge and
We shall miss your conversation
We shall miss your conversation
We should take him home.
We should take him home.
We still have a mission.
We still have a mission.
We won't become parasites.
We won't become parasites.
We… we mean you no harm.
We… we mean you no harm.
We'll need to test the synthesized pheromones
We'll need to test the synthesized pheromones
We're already past the Rover's operational limits, and you know that
We're already past the Rover's operational limits, and you know that
We're gonna get through this, soldier.
We're gonna get through this, soldier.
We're gonna have to go mobile.
We're gonna have to go mobile.
We're gonna lose comms in there. [sighs]
We're gonna lose comms in there. [sighs]
We're seeing quite a lot of this lately, Mr. Mason.
We're seeing quite a lot of this lately, Mr. Mason.
We're soldiers, not fucking archaeologists.
We're soldiers, not fucking archaeologists.
We're within 500 meters of the objective.
We're within 500 meters of the objective.
Weird shit, man.
Weird shit, man.
Welcome to the ratpocalypse.
Welcome to the ratpocalypse.
Welcome to the unsinkable libertarian dream that is seasteading!
Welcome to the unsinkable libertarian dream that is seasteading!
Welcome.
Welcome.
Well, deer can't swim across the ocean, can they?
Well, deer can't swim across the ocean, can they?
Well, I can definitely see all the bullets,
Well, I can definitely see all the bullets,
Well, I guess he won't be needing this.
Well, I guess he won't be needing this.
Well, it is kinda cute.
Well, it is kinda cute.
Well, maybe now,
Well, maybe now,
Well, Mr. Mason, there's only one thing for it.
Well, Mr. Mason, there's only one thing for it.
Well, no need to worry, Mr. Mason.
Well, no need to worry, Mr. Mason.
Well, personally, I love what they've done with the place.
Well, personally, I love what they've done with the place.
Well, Sarge?
Well, Sarge?
Well, that thing is code named Project Barghest.
Well, that thing is code named Project Barghest.
Well, you can't be too careful when it comes to pest control, Mr. Mason.
Well, you can't be too careful when it comes to pest control, Mr. Mason.
Well…
Well…
What about him then? He's already half done, isn't he?
What about him then? He's already half done, isn't he?
What does this sound like?
What does this sound like?
What exactly is a tech millionaire?
What exactly is a tech millionaire?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is it?
What is your function?
What is your function?
What kind of bear is that?
What kind of bear is that?
What kinda weapon does that to a person, huh?
What kinda weapon does that to a person, huh?
What the actual fuck?
What the actual fuck?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What unresolved psychological conflicts gave rise to whatever this shit is.
What unresolved psychological conflicts gave rise to whatever this shit is.
What? Uh, what?
What? Uh, what?
Whatever caste of worker is needed,
Whatever caste of worker is needed,
When a fungus wiped out their first crop.
When a fungus wiped out their first crop.
When they attacked the Swarm,
When they attacked the Swarm,
Where's Dilman?
Where's Dilman?
Whether they work for us or the Swarm will make no difference to them.
Whether they work for us or the Swarm will make no difference to them.
Which I haven't the patience to explain beyond saying that it wants passage
Which I haven't the patience to explain beyond saying that it wants passage
Which I shall require.
Which I shall require.
Which puts us right back where we started.
Which puts us right back where we started.
Who discovered the Swarm and were absorbed by it.
Who discovered the Swarm and were absorbed by it.
Who the hell's this guy?
Who the hell's this guy?
Who were you expecting?
Who were you expecting?
Who will remember humanity in even a thousand?
Who will remember humanity in even a thousand?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Friendly.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Friendly.
Whoa! [yelling]
Whoa! [yelling]
Why did they call 'em survivalist camps if they're just full of dead people?
Why did they call 'em survivalist camps if they're just full of dead people?
Why not? I doubt this shit could get any weirder.
Why not? I doubt this shit could get any weirder.
With a resource like this, we can bring order to the chaos of human expansion.
With a resource like this, we can bring order to the chaos of human expansion.
With a series of trials.
With a series of trials.
With a shit ton of mechanical augmentation.
With a shit ton of mechanical augmentation.
With just four of these killing machines in each barn,
With just four of these killing machines in each barn,
With sensors that can zero a woodlouse at a kilometer.
With sensors that can zero a woodlouse at a kilometer.
With that, we can grow our own queen.
With that, we can grow our own queen.
With the wind at our backs, it's still another day and a half.
With the wind at our backs, it's still another day and a half.
Without the Nest's pheromones to control them.
Without the Nest's pheromones to control them.
Wordsworth.
Wordsworth.
Would mean unleashing it on unsuspecting Phaiden citizenry.
Would mean unleashing it on unsuspecting Phaiden citizenry.
X means you fulfill the creature's wish.
X means you fulfill the creature's wish.
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Talking Ben Soundboard
Talking Ben Soundboard
MEME Sounds 2023 Ultimate
MEME Sounds 2023 Ultimate
⚠️ NSFW
Gachi Sound Pack
Gachi Sound Pack
Epic Trolling Sounds
Epic Trolling Sounds
Ultimate Fart Soundboard
Ultimate Fart Soundboard
MEME Sounds 2023
MEME Sounds 2023
Goofy Ahh Sounds
Goofy Ahh Sounds
Gordon Ramsay Soundboard
Gordon Ramsay Soundboard
Peter Griffin Soundboard
Peter Griffin Soundboard
Windows XP Soundboard
Windows XP Soundboard
Michael Jackson Soundboard
Michael Jackson Soundboard
Sonic The Hedgehog Sounds
Sonic The Hedgehog Sounds
Borat Sounds
Borat Sounds
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Ghostface (Scream) TTS Computer AI Voice
Ghostface (Scream) TTS Computer AI Voice
Funny Sound Effects
Funny Sound Effects
Street Fighter II Sounds
Street Fighter II Sounds
⚠️ NSFW
Anime Soundboard
Anime Soundboard
Shrek Soundboard
Shrek Soundboard
Discord Sounds [Official]
Discord Sounds [Official]
Dank Sounds ???? ?????
Dank Sounds ???? ?????
Half-Life Soundboard
Half-Life Soundboard
Official Xbox Gamer Girl Soundboard
Official Xbox Gamer Girl Soundboard
Darth Vader Soundboard: Star Wars
Darth Vader Soundboard: Star Wars
⚠️ NSFW
Herbert The Pervert Old Man Family Guy
Herbert The Pervert Old Man Family Guy
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Cristiano Ronaldo TTS Computer AI Voice
Cristiano Ronaldo TTS Computer AI Voice
Ninja Fortnite
Ninja Fortnite
AMOGUS! Among Us Soundboard
AMOGUS! Among Us Soundboard
Space Marine Warhammer 40,000 Soundboard
Space Marine Warhammer 40,000 Soundboard
LazarBeam
LazarBeam
This Is Important Soundboard
This Is Important Soundboard
Among Us Soundboard
Among Us Soundboard
Super Mario Bros. Sounds
Super Mario Bros. Sounds
⚠️ NSFW
Gachimuchi Soundboard
Gachimuchi Soundboard
R2-D2 Sounds: Star Wars
R2-D2 Sounds: Star Wars
Pennywise IT Soundboard
Pennywise IT Soundboard
Family Guy Sounds
Family Guy Sounds
Cat Sounds
Cat Sounds
Michael Scott Soundboard
Michael Scott Soundboard
Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus
Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus
⚠️ NSFW
Earrape Soundboard
Earrape Soundboard
Rainbow Six Soundboard
Rainbow Six Soundboard
Lil Jon Soundboard
Lil Jon Soundboard
Clash Royale Ringtones
Clash Royale Ringtones
Jack Black Soundboard
Jack Black Soundboard
Red Alert 2 Soundboard
Red Alert 2 Soundboard
SMG4 SFX Soundboard #1
SMG4 SFX Soundboard #1
Jojo’s Bizare Adventure Soundboard
Jojo’s Bizare Adventure Soundboard
Tiko Soundboard
Tiko Soundboard
Dr. Phil Soundboard
Dr. Phil Soundboard
MEME Sounds 2018
MEME Sounds 2018
⚠️ NSFW
Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard
Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Who Wants To Be a Millionaire
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Donald Trump (Casual Speech) TTS Computer AI Voice
Donald Trump (Casual Speech) TTS Computer AI Voice
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Sir David Attenborough (Version 2.0 Best) TTS Computer AI Voice
Sir David Attenborough (Version 2.0 Best) TTS Computer AI Voice
⚠️ NSFW
Hentie Sex Ringtones
Hentie Sex Ringtones
Game Show FX Soundboard
Game Show FX Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Big Lez Soundboard
Big Lez Soundboard
Hank Hill Sounds: King Of The Hill - Season 1
Hank Hill Sounds: King of the Hill - Season 1
Windows 10 Sounds
Windows 10 Sounds
⚠️ NSFW
Deadpool Soundboard
Deadpool Soundboard
Michael Jackson Grunts & Emotes
Michael Jackson Grunts & Emotes
Meme Soundboard 2023 Ultimate Edition
Meme Soundboard 2023 Ultimate Edition
TikTok Soundboard
TikTok Soundboard
Dog Sounds
Dog Sounds
Meme Soundboard 2024 Dank Edition
Meme Soundboard 2024 Dank Edition
Sus Ringtones
Sus Ringtones
Lightsaber Sounds: Star Wars
Lightsaber Sounds: Star Wars
TTS Sounds
TTS Sounds
Pokimane Soundboard
Pokimane Soundboard
Your Mom
Your Mom
Nazi Zombies Sounds: Call Of Duty
Nazi Zombies Sounds: Call of Duty
Barack Obama Sounds
Barack Obama Sounds
Animals Sound Effects Soundboard
Animals Sound Effects Soundboard
Windows XP Sounds
Windows XP Sounds
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
⚠️ NSFW
Sargent Hartman Soundboard
Sargent Hartman Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Andrew Tate Soundboard
Andrew Tate Soundboard
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Corpse Husband Soundboard
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Mortal Kombat Announcer (Netherealm) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mortal Kombat Announcer (Netherealm) TTS Computer AI Voice
Travis Scott Soundboard
Travis Scott Soundboard
Fe4RLess
Fe4RLess
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Jigsaw (NEW) TTS Computer AI Voice
Jigsaw (NEW) TTS Computer AI Voice
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Quandale Dingle Sound Effects
Quandale dingle sound effects
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Starcraft Sounds
Starcraft Sounds
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
Undertale Sound Effects
Undertale Sound Effects
⚠️ NSFW
Joe Pesci's Soundboard
Joe Pesci's Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
GLaDOS Soundboard
GLaDOS Soundboard
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Baldi (Baldi Basics Education And Learning) TTS Computer AI Voice
Baldi (Baldi Basics Education And Learning) TTS Computer AI Voice
⚠️ NSFW
Dreamybull Soundboard
Dreamybull Soundboard
Sponge Bob Soundboard
Sponge Bob Soundboard
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
The Mandalorian Soundboard
The Mandalorian Soundboard
Memes 2020
Memes 2020
⚠️ NSFW
Ear Rape Ringtones
Ear Rape Ringtones
Funny Soundboard
Funny Soundboard
The Simpsons Sounds
The Simpsons Sounds
Random Sounds
Random Sounds
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Fortnite Soundboard
Fortnite Soundboard
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 Sounds
Five Nights at Freddy's 4 Sounds
⚠️ NSFW
Russian Meme Soundboard
Russian Meme Soundboard
Flappy Bird Sounds
Flappy Bird Sounds
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky Soundboard
I Like Ya Cut G
I like ya cut g
⚠️ NSFW
Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
IShowSpeed Soundboard
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Anime Soundboard 2019
Anime Soundboard 2019
⚠️ NSFW
Moaning Ringtones
Moaning Ringtones
⚠️ NSFW
Scarface Soundboard
Scarface Soundboard
Star Wars Soundboard
Star Wars Soundboard
Scooby Doo Soundboard
Scooby Doo Soundboard
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox Soundboard
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Rick and Morty Soundboard
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena Prank Sounds
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
⚠️ NSFW
Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Goku Soundboard
Goku Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Elmo Soundboard
Elmo Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Sling Blade Soundboard
Sling Blade Soundboard
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
President Donald Trump Soundboard
President Donald Trump Soundboard
Homer Simpson Sounds: The Simpsons - Seasons 1 And 2
Homer Simpson Sounds: The Simpsons - Seasons 1 and 2
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
The Price Is Right SFX
The Price is Right SFX
Alan Partridge Super Soundboard
Alan Partridge Super Soundboard
Judge Judy Sounds
Judge Judy Sounds
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Demon Slayer Ringtones
⚠️ NSFW
Minions Soundboard
Minions Soundboard
Obi-Wan Kenobi Sounds: Star Wars
Obi-Wan Kenobi Sounds: Star Wars
Windows 98 Soundboard
Windows 98 Soundboard
Big Smoke Sounds: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
Big Smoke Sounds: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
Heavy Soundboard: Team Fortress 2
Heavy Soundboard: Team Fortress 2
Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard
Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard
Trymacs Streamer Soundboard
Trymacs Streamer Soundboard
Five Nights At Freddy's Sounds
Five Nights at Freddy's Sounds
Pikachu Soundboard: Hey You, Pikachu!
Pikachu Soundboard: Hey You, Pikachu!
Disney Ringtones
Disney Ringtones
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Funny Sounds of Germany
Yoda Soundboard: Star Wars
Yoda Soundboard: Star Wars
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Soundboard
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Soundboard
Star Trek Ringtones
Star Trek Ringtones
⚠️ NSFW
Beavis And Butthead Sounds
Beavis and Butthead Sounds
Yoda Ringtones
Yoda Ringtones
Family Feud
Family Feud
Battle Droid Sounds: Star Wars
Battle Droid Sounds: Star Wars
Minecraft Giant Sound Effects Soundboard
Minecraft Giant Sound Effects Soundboard
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
TikTok TTS - Official TikTok Lady Text-To-Speech Computer Voice
TikTok TTS - Official TikTok Lady Text-To-Speech Computer Voice
Meme Soundboard 2023
Meme Soundboard 2023
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
C3PO (Star Wars) TTS Computer AI Voice
C3PO (Star Wars) TTS Computer AI Voice
Merchant Sounds: Resident Evil 4
Merchant Sounds: Resident Evil 4
Carl Johnson GTA Soundboard
Carl Johnson GTA Soundboard
Spy Soundboard - Team Fortress 2
Spy Soundboard - Team Fortress 2
Halo Ringtones
Halo Ringtones
Joe Biden Ringtones
Joe Biden Ringtones
TeamSpeak Male Sounds
TeamSpeak Male Sounds
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Jeffy Soundboard
Jeffy Soundboard
Windows 7 Sounds
Windows 7 Sounds
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Adam (ElevenLabs) (aggressive) TTS Computer AI Voice
Adam (ElevenLabs) (aggressive) TTS Computer AI Voice
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl Soundboard