The Lego Ninjago Movie Edit

A 95% chance of a Garmadon attack today.

A good thing you never have to

A mandatory staff meeting by the fireplace.

A seven point... Arm ripped off.

About 16 years ago,

About the ninja arts.

After spending all this time with you,

After you shot him out of the volcano!

Ah!

Ah! I wish your mom was here to do this.

Ah! Jinxed us. Whatever.

Ah! That's way worse than anything

Ah.

Ah.

Aka La Loyd's mom.

ALL : Aw!

ALL : Can I have a bathroom pass?

ALL : Whoa!

All because Lloyd wouldn't give up on our training.

All been rendered useless by Garmadon's forces.

All I can remember is we really need a ninja master.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, fine. You ready for this?

All right, Green Ninja. Now, listen. Just calm down.

All right, let's try this arm out.

All right, look, enough with the compliments.

All right, ninjas, follow me!

All right, you beast.

All right! Ninjas, keep building!

All right. Let's get outta here

All the skills of a true ninja master.

All we have to do is scare off Meowthra and we've won.

All you did was listen to a story.

All you ever did was support me.

All you've got to do is just show them

Alone in the field, tracking ninjas.

ALPHA GENERAL : Alpha team, on it.

Always crying, couldn't walk.

Am I over here, here, here?

And a big butt and your butt stinks

And a black sleeve and a little piece of green on it.

And as you can see, our city is in the midst

And before I knew it...

And cheats death at every turn.

And conquer NINJAGO together. Come on!

And don't forget to check your rear view.

And Garmadon taught Lloyd something very important.

And he's gonna come back sooner rather than later.

And he's your younger brother?

And his dad is the worst guy in the history of the world.

And I am all out of boba. (CHUCKLING)

And I am pumped to be bringing you the news.

And I cannot locate my son.

And I traded it stupidly for, like, a jacket or something.

And I was right.

And I would be their computer.

And I'll never forget your birthday again

And I'm like, "Lay off, Mom. I'm just a teenager."

And I'm not blaming anyone,

And I'm not talking about "goat."

And I'm... Green.

And if we leave now, we can unleash

And if you're still alive,

And in the kitchen with a refrigerator.

And it's Lloyd, Dad.

And let me guess,

And let me tell you, La Loyd.

And look what I brought with me.

And make it to the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

And Master Wu says to jump!

And mired in the Canyon of General Unhappiness.

And never putting it back together.

And NINJAGO is saved.

And now we hate you!

And only ever wanted the best for you.

And see things in a new way.

And shoot them out of a volcano.

And since I'll no longer be attacking the city,

And something surely shark themed.

And sometimes I get self conscious about it.

And sub par ninjas, too.

And terrifying.

And that makes you truly a ninja master.

And that you could've seen,

And that, my students,

And that's...

And the coast guard have

And the left... A shortcut!

And the legendary Ultimate Weapon?

And the sharks in your ankle holster.

And the snake had been bitten by a spider.

And the tone, it was so disrespectful.

And the whole city of NINJAGO.

And then I will rule over NINJAGO.

And then never play it back to me?

And then the snake bit me.

And they don't even have cool suits!

And they're just sitting there, idle in my brain.

And think of all the things I could teach you.

And this random kid

And very handsome.

And what about my brother, Wu?

And when I return,

And when to become one with the elements.

And while I'm keeping you alive,

And who is he really?

And you are not a ninja master.

And you better believe no one ever makes fun of me,

And you can bet some of those words

And you didn't even order. It was one of those places

And you smell like a butt.

And you were gone.

And you, Jay, lightning, baby. Do it!

And you're gonna need me to get you out of this jungle,

And you've been hiding this why?

And Zane, ice.

And, uh oh...

And...

ANNOUNCER : There is a magma spill on Deck Three.

Anyway, just to clarify,

Are gonna have four letters.

Are this hot dog guy, this panda

Are you ready?

Are you sure there isn't a special reason

Arriving shortly at LZ.

As a matter of fact, I wrote the book on Ninjelligence.

As long as we beat him?

ASIMOV: Sir, I think we found them.

At least until our Secret Ninja Force steps in.

At the great stuff store? Uh...

Attack!

Avoid Deck Three if sensitive to magma.

Back it. Continue to back it out.

Backup head missile.

Backup head missile. Butt torpedoes.

Bang! I win! Cue the music!

Barely.

Be here with me right now, all right? Do something.

Because I fired a ridic amount of generals.

Because there's something very, very special here.

Because we'll celebrate your birthday every day!

Because you'd make the perfect General Number One.

Because, nephew, right now,

Before you can even feel the heat!

Being a Secret Ninja

Big weapons, little weapons, sharp weapons, dull weapons,

Blowing stuff up

BOGEY PILOT : Get your affairs in order, Lightning Ninja.

BOGEY PILOT : I've got good tone.

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd!

Boo, Lloyd! Boo, Lloyd!

BOTH : Duck and cover until the Secret Ninjas

BOY : Hello?

BOY : No, he's just a kid.

BOY : This is Lloyd.

BOY : Whoa!

BOY : Whoa. Is that real?

BOY 2 : Come on, guys. Leave him alone.

Boy.

Bring it in. Let's hug this out.

Bro!

Build up your powers.

But for you, that must be so complicated.

But he can do great things.

But here we are.

But I didn't.

But I have called 18 people

But I know that

But I will not always be here to train you.

But I'll make your favorite. Dumplings!

But if I ever see that goat again,

But it doesn't have to be this way.

But it was at that moment that your mother realized...

But it's a weird thing, right? General Number One!

But it's only gonna hurt for a second, right?

But just imagine it. We can rule NINJAGO, together.

But nothing is happening. Why is nothing happening?

But now, (SIGHS)

But thank you. Ow!

But that's not who I am, La Loyd.

But the strongest weapon is inside you.

But those are the most important powers of all.

But to truly see it, you must forget

But what is he hiding?

But when he talks, I wanna listen.

But you did not defeat him.

But you know what? We're ready.

But you must promise to walk a different path.

But you said it yourself.

But you weren't there.

But, since you got it all warmed up,

But... But you just said how you regretted letting me go.

Butt torpedoes.

Buying any of this?

By the Temple of Fragile Foundations.

Can I ask you another question?

Can I be wind?

Can we bring the cat?

Cats hate water.

Celebrating birthdays today

Charge!

Charge! Hurry up! Charge, charge!

CHEERLEADERS : (ON RADIO) L L O Y D.

CHEERLEADERS : L L O Y D. His dad is bad and so is he.

CHEERLEADERS : L L... L L O Y D...

CHEN : Hey, everyone, look!

CHEN : Hip hip hooray!

CITIZEN : Everybody, run!

CITIZEN : N I N J A!

CITIZEN : This cat is destroying everything!

CITIZEN 2 : Get away from the docks!

CITIZEN 2 : We have to evacuate!

CITIZEN 3 : We're all gonna die!

Clear!

COLE : (LAUGHS) He even schooled you back then.

COLE : (ON SPEAKERS) Jay, what's happening?

COLE : Earth mech.

COLE : Guys, Garmadon's almost at city hall.

COLE : Hold on, Kai.

COLE : I'm sorry. What did you say?

COLE : Ready and standing by.

COLE : We're doomed!

Cole, catch.

Come back to NINJAGO with me and save the city.

Come here.

Come on, charge!

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on!

Come on, let's go find the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

Come on!

Come on!

Come with me, La Loyd.

Complicated.

Congratulations.

Connecting them all.

Continue to back it out.

Cool.

Cool.

COP : I don't know how, but I bet Lloyd Garmadon

COP : I don't know how...

Copyright, Master Wu.

Could I be the element of surprise?

Couldn't even walk. I mean, I was like,

Courage, and...

Crab outfits and shark outfits.

Crab! Crab! Crab! Crab! Crab! Crab!

CROWD : N I N J A! Ninjas!

CROWD : Run!

Dad, no! I need you! Stay with me!

Dad, please don't.

Dad, please, don't go.

Dad!

Dad? Are you crying?

Dad.

Dad.

Deleting all data related to treating Lloyd as a friend.

Delicious, yet quite possibly dangerous.

Did he say inner peace?

Did you fire all of these generals out of a volcano?

Did you mean all that stuff you said?

Did you see that?

Do you actually think I can't see you?

Do you guys have a bathroom I could use?

Do you mean like a spider?

Do you think you're hiding right now?

Do you wanna be a follower, or do you wanna be a leader?

Doesn't get any better.

Doesn't make you a martial artist.

Don't come any closer!

Don't do that face. Why are you doing that face?

Don't judge me.

Don't look down below your neck.

Don't run away.

Don't think it's an element though.

Don't wear it out!

Don't worry. These guys are like family. They love me.

Dope fluting, Master Wu.

DRAGON MECH : Roar!

Dude, gimme a hug, man!

Duh! I'm a ninja master.

Duly noted.

Easy, Green Ninja.

Easy.

Enough, Lloyd. Come with me for mentor talk.

Even as she decimated my evil forces,

Even the Ultimate Weapon.

Every time I come up with a new plan,

Every time I try and conquer NINJAGO,

Everything you know.

Everything's gonna be just fine.

Exactly!

Experience anything like this, La Loyd.

Eye missile. Other eye missile.

Eye missile. Other eye missile.

Face it, you're out of moves, Wu.

Fantastic!

Feel the energy flowing through you.

Feels, uh...

Feet bombs.

Feet bombs. Spine missile one, two, three, four.

Filled with many knocks.

Finding out exactly what La Loyd meant

Finding the bar, did you?

Fine! No crossies! No crossies!

Fire.

Fire. Ice. Water. Earth.

FIRED GENERALS : (CHANTING) Fire him! Fire him! Fire him!

FIRED GENERALS : (CHANTING) Fire him! Fire him! Fire him!

FIRED GENERALS : (SINGING) We've got Garmadon

FIRED GENERALS : Fire him! Fire him!

Firing.

FISHBOWL GENERAL : No.

Five ninjas down,

For just a second, Green Ninja.

For not knowing how to throw or catch a ball.

For three hours.

For you.

Forever! And ever!

Form a grid. Find La Loyd's arm.

From a different point of view.

From a different point of view.

From across a crowded battlefield.

Garma daddy likey!

GARMADON : (LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

GARMADON : (MUFFLED) La Loyd! Please help me!

GARMADON : (ON SPEAKERS) Hey, Green Ninja, I'm back!

GARMADON : (ON SPEAKERS) You're too slow, Green Ninja.

GARMADON : (PANTING) Just walking up the tower.

GARMADON : (SIGHS) Well, generals,

GARMADON : And they'll probably die with me.

GARMADON : Anyone? Come on, jump ball.

GARMADON : Behold, the Temple of Fragile Foundations.

GARMADON : Bye bye.

GARMADON : Citizens of NINJAGO!

GARMADON : Come on, everybody, let's go!

GARMADON : General Number Four,

GARMADON : General Number One,

GARMADON : General Number Three,

GARMADON : General Number Two, pop that kid's balloon.

GARMADON : Hey, bro, get off my foot!

GARMADON : Hey, cat, back off!

GARMADON : Hey, La Loyd,

GARMADON : Hey, NINJAGO,

GARMADON : I don't have any sharks.

GARMADON : I mean, who taught you how to catch, man?

GARMADON : I said I will rule over NINJAGO, forever!

GARMADON : I'm close.

GARMADON : I've spent a lot of time here, and trust me,

GARMADON : It does.

GARMADON : Jeez, where did that come from?

GARMADON : Nope.

GARMADON : Now, all I have to do is climb

GARMADON : Oh, let me grab that.

GARMADON : Oh, my gosh!

GARMADON : Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

GARMADON : Okay, kids.

GARMADON : Okay, that's enough!

GARMADON : Ow. (GRUNTING)

GARMADON : Stay close.

GARMADON : Temple, here we come!

GARMADON : That's right.

GARMADON : Ugh. What a weirdo.

GARMADON : Who wants a shark? You want a shark?

GARMADON : Whoa!

GARMADON : Wu, come back!

GARMADON : Yeah, go ahead.

GARMADON : You know what's funny?

Garmadon is attacking the city in a never before seen mech.

Garmadon is making something really big.

Garmadon!

Garmadon!

Garmadon! (SCREAMS)

Garmadon. Wu is our master.

Garmadon's almost at the mayor's office!

Garmadon's back!

GENERAL : Awesome job, sir!

GENERAL : Hey, where'd they go?

GENERAL : Nice catch, loser!

GENERAL : Oh, yeah, we saw it.

GENERAL : Whoa, it's the Destiny's Bounty.

GENERAL : Yes, sir.

GENERAL 1 : Where'd they go?

GENERAL 2 : I can't see them anywhere.

General Number Five,

General Number One,

General Number One,

GENERAL NUMBER ONE: I mean, follower!

General Three?

GENERALS : (CHANTING) We conquered your greatest foe,

Generals, grab the Green Ninja.

Generals, stop anyone that gets in my way.

Get him! (GRUNTS)

Get off of my head.

Get on your feet. You ready?

Get out of NINJAGO, now and forever!

Get out of your life? (SCOFFS)

Get outta the way! This whole thing is coming down!

Get ready to feel the wrath of the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

Give the all clear.

Glad the teeth finally came in. Bye bye.

Go ahead. Just grab it.

Go on.

Go with it! It feels good, right?

Go... Go on.

Good.

Good. Good.

Great chant!

Great idea. You kids start building.

Great jump, students.

Green is the color of life.

Green Ninja?

Green.

Guy who made, probably, the best sushi

Guys, check out my new paint job,

Guys, I can hear the dead,

Guys, no swimming. We just ate! (GROANS)

Guys, wait!

Hang on just a second.

Hang on, everybody.

Harness what you already have inside and let it out.

Has something to do with this.

Have a happy birthday, honey.

Have you all been tanning lately or something?

Have you captured my son yet?

Have you ever had an arm that kicks?

Have you ever heard the legend behind the legend of NINJAGO?

Have you heard my latest track?

He actually shot and it exploded, and then...

He also decoded your needlessly cryptic metaphors.

He and I are gonna have words.

He can't do anything.

He looks like a very brave fighter.

He might look different, but...

He saved Garmadon and he saved his family.

He says you're a big stupid dumb dumb with a dumb face

He seems pretty angry.

He was bald, had no teeth, couldn't chew,

He's building something huge.

He's my younger brother. Correct.

He's talking about an Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

Head missile. Other head missile.

Heading towards the obviously dangerous jungle.

Hello, fellow teenager!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello.

Her reign of terror will stretch on and on

Here comes the Dance of Doom.

Here it comes!

Here it comes. (GRUNTS)

Here, catch! Shields up!

Hey, catch!

Hey, how about this one?

Hey, Koko. Glad you made it to the party.

Hey, ladies.

Hey, Lloyd, your dad... I mean, uh...

Hey, NINJAGO!

Hey, Nya! Where'd you get that bike?

Hey, the reason Bob can't hear

Hey, you know what? We should, uh...

Hey! Get rid of 'em.

Hey.

Hey. I know it.

Hidden where only a true ninja master can find it.

His dad is bad and so is he.

His dad ruins everything.

His name is Lloyd.

Hmm.

Ho ho! Wu's your daddy?

Hold on a second, please.

Honestly, I would happily give up

Honor bound and sworn to destroy me.

How can you be so bad at this?

How could I be crossing my fingers? I have these things.

How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there.

How dare you.

How did you gain two arms?

How do I turn this thing off?

How else would you explain it, La Loyd? You weren't there.

How is that possible? You look much...

How old are you? You're seven, right?

How to fight like a true ninja...

Huh?

Huh? (GROANS)

Hurry up! Charge, charge, charge!

Hurt for a second? No!

I agree.

I asked her if she fought here often.

I believe in each of you.

I build and drive mechs all the time.

I came here to drink boba and kick butt,

I can actually show people the real me.

I can help you. We can do it together.

I can see your shark tail sticking out.

I can't believe we just ran off and left him back there.

I can't hear you!

I can't hear you!

I can't hear you!

I command you to release me and my son.

I could have thought! That's bad!

I could've changed.

I couldn't take my eyes off her.

I did not see that coming. (COUGHING)

I didn't fire this thing first. That's on you.

I didn't really mean it.

I didn't want it to be this way either,

I don't know if that's the best way to say it.

I don't know what I'd do

I don't know, I'm not really that hungry.

I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe something else.

I don't need a deadly butterfly to beat you.

I felt for you.

I found two people to hug me over here.

I got it! I got it!

I got it. Check this out. (GRUNTS)

I got this. I'm totes profesh.

I got you covered.

I gotta puke. It's disgusting.

I guess about 16 years ago, too.

I had La Loyd when I was 158 years old.

I had this guitar in college,

I had to move to a volcano just to feel safe.

I have every kind of weapon in my dojo.

I hope you get the chance to

I just didn't know if, maybe...

I know how that feels.

I know it. You don't mean to destroy everything.

I know it's funny, but what kind of jerk

I know we're not ninja masters yet,

I know why you wanted me to be the Green Ninja.

I know you've had a hard life, Lloyd,

I know.

I learned so many things so fast.

I look like I'm making out with two people, don't I?

I looked! I have no arm! I have no arm! No!

I lost something I should have never given up.

I love you and I'm sorry.

I love you so much.

I love your bad boy charm.

I made the decision to go away and live my life.

I mean, I liked it. If I was driving,

I mean, maybe we're spending too much on outfits.

I mean, my mom is weird and collects seashells.

I mean, who are these super ninjas?

I might need a change of armor.

I need my dad. I just... I need my dad.

I need to walk the path

I never had a dad to play catch with me.

I never knew existed.

I never should have let you go.

I promise.

I put everyone in danger and now Master Wu is dead.

I really could've walked out by myself,

I really stepped up there in kind of a "Dad" way.

I remember the first time I laid eyes on her.

I remember when I first laid eyes on him.

I said, I command you to release me and my son.

I saw you fight and I saw Garmadon retreat.

I should have taught you how to catch.

I summoned all my courage to approach her.

I think he's trying to say he's a total professional.

I think I made it worse!

I think I might be an adrenaline junkie.

I think I'm good.

I think that's trolls, personally.

I think we're gettin' off point a little bit,

I think you mean, "May I."

I thought that was supposed to work with kids.

I thought we were gonna conquer the world together.

I told the Green Ninja

I told you it was bad.

I Told You You're Wasting Your Time

I told your mother

I too, have the power.

I took you for granted.

I Vowed To Give Up That Way Of Life.

I was bit by a snake.

I was coming back with something big,

I was just an irresponsible kid and...

I was pillaging a peaceful village

I will lead you through this perilous...

I will take care of Garmadon on my own.

I wish we could get that time back, and...

I wish you weren't my father.

I wrote a book about it. It's called Ninjanuity.

I, too, feel responsible for the safety of NINJAGO.

I...

I'll be in charge of the tunes.

I'll bet you got a number one hit on your hands.

I'll have something really wicked in store for you.

I'll increase the pressure dramatically.

I'll just put it on shuffle here.

I'll take that as a yes.

I'll try my best.

I'm awesome!

I'm done. You win.

I'm finally the ruler of NINJAGO!

I'm Garmadon, baby.

I'm getting rid of all my sharks.

I'm going after Garmadon.

I'm gonna let the walls down

I'm gonna pop that arm back into place.

I'm his brother.

I'm just gonna go to bed, I think.

I'm just really glad that those ninjas saved the day.

I'm just so happy you're all right.

I'm like, "I don't want a hairless, crying son

I'm not certain we did that.

I'm not gonna ask you again, La Loyd.

I'm not gonna cry.

I'm not gonna cry...

I'm not your father, all right?

I'm on it.

I'm pretty sure Lloyd's nervous.

I'm sick and tired of you trying to conquer NINJAGO!

I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to worry you.

I'm sorry. (SIGHS)

I'm starting to think he could be right.

I'm super, super old.

I'm sure he meant it as a compliment,

I'm the definition of chill right now!

I'm the greatest warlord of all...

I'm warning you, Garmadon!

I'm, uh... I'm sorry.

I've always said he's weak voiced.

I've always wanted to shoot at it.

I've ever had in my life.

I've ever seen in my life.

I've got the power!

I've got the power!

I've got the power.

I've never seen that before!

Ice is nice.

If anything ever happened to you, okay?

If I couldn't change then,

If I was gonna die, it would be to teach you a lesson.

If it meant I didn't have to be the son of Garmadon.

If Jay has another accident in his pants.

If we can hold these generals off long enough,

If you guys were so perfect, then why did you leave us?

If you just give me the box, we can talk about it.

If you're not gonna text me?

If your dad attacks the city again today,

In learning how to shut your stupid face.

In the city I love very much.

In the history of the world.

In the wrong hands,

Incoming!

Incorrect.

Indeed, I am.

Inner peace! Inner piece!

Inner peace?

Intimidation. We paint angry eyebrows on the troops' faces.

Is 'cause his eardrums blew up

Is a lot cooler than the reality.

Is everyone okay?

Is he a real boy or a robot?

Is he the bravest ninja of them all?

Is how you fight like a true ninja.

Is I know how to do all those things.

Is it bad?

Is it just me, or was that kind of a weird thing to say?

Is that Green Ninja still staring at me?

Is that real?

Is that the name of the place?

Is the story of a boy.

Is there anything I can do to change your point of view?

It feels pretty good.

It flows through all living things,

It is the highest level that you can achieve as a ninja.

It just kills you to see me having any fun, doesn't it?

It looks like my left arm, except it's the right one.

It takes patience, hard work,

It was a deep spiritual journey

It was during a raging war.

It was love at first fight!

It was the happiest time of my life.

It will take great patience, courage, and hard work.

It, uh...

It's a journey many have tried and none have returned.

It's a smash.

It's about the arms. Um, can you shake your own hand?

It's funny you ask.

It's Garma dork and the dork squad!

It's got a little hand like a cup holder

It's happening to you, too!

It's important to look at things differently.

It's judgey. Pretty judgey.

It's just a harmless little... (GAGGING)

It's just that I'm kind of allergic to cats.

It's just, when you talk, I don't wanna listen,

It's La Loyd's arm, for heaven's sake.

It's like a house of mirrors in here.

It's like I'm being treated worse than anyone

It's like the Ultimate Lamest Weapon.

It's mine now.

It's okay, Lloyd. Nobody's parents are perfect.

It's okay, you can say it.

It's okay. He's got this.

It's okay. I'm just...

It's real. Everything here is real.

It's time for you to ninja go away for good.

It's time we develop a code language.

It's true, Lloyd let NINJAGO down. Sorry, dude!

It's turning upwards in an unfamiliar motion.

It's...

JACKIE CHAN : Jackie Chan!

JAY : (WHISPERS) We are totes blending in right now.

JAY : Ah! I gotta charge up my supersonic dynamo.

JAY : As long as we have these mechs,

JAY : For me, it's easy to fight him

JAY : Garmadon has taken out Lloyd.

JAY : Hey, uh, Garmadon.

JAY : Hey, Zane, could you record this

JAY : I mean, Master Wu looks like a really old man.

JAY : I'm a little busy.

JAY : Lloyd, come on! We gotta get outta here!

JAY : Look at that!

JAY : Master Wu, we need you, please! Don't leave!

JAY : Oh, look, a light switch.

JAY : Repeat. Garmadon has taken out Lloyd!

JAY : Roger that.

JAY : This is my new least favorite place I've ever been.

JAY : This is the Ultimate Ultimate Disappointment.

JAY : What now?

JAY : Whoa!

JAY : Why don't I take your dad this time?

JAY : Why would they say "possible"?

Jay, you got the power!

Judo Future Boy.

Just a little bit.

Just add nine to that.

Just be sure to...

Just chill. Okay. Look,

Just do it, just do it, just do it.

Just some upgraded shields.

Just think about earth, fire, water, ice.

Just wasted. Floating away.

KAI : (EXCLAIMS) Hey!

KAI : All right, take it away, sis!

KAI : Already here, dude.

KAI : Aw! They're so cute!

KAI : Can one of you please stop him?

KAI : Dude, our mechs are totaled.

KAI : Hey, that's my sister!

KAI : I got you, dude! I got you!

KAI : I'm not gonna lie.

KAI : Thanks, Cole.

KAI : That's your dad. You were open, man.

KAI : There's too many of them.

KAI : Um... Guys?

KAI : Um... Guys?

KAI : Wait. What does that mean?

KAI : Whoo! Fire mech!

KAI : You've got a cannon for an arm.

Kai, make a smoke screen.

Kai, you can make fire.

Kai, Zane and Cole, downtown.

Kai, Zane, and Cole, you guys take downtown.

Keep away.

Keep your eyes peeled.

KID : Somebody help us!

KID : We're gonna die!

KID 1 : Thank you for coming to help us, Ninjas!

KID 1 : You're our hero!

KID 2 : I wanna be him when I grow up!

KID 2 : We love you, Green Ninja!

KOKO : I am trying not to freak out right now,

KOKO : No, no. I don't know where he is.

L L O Y D. His dad is bad and so is he.

La Loyd and I will throw you bricks.

La Loyd, are you okay?

La Loyd, I'm gonna teach you how to throw.

La Loyd, something's happening to my face.

La Loyd, will you go back to NINJAGO with me

La Loyd, you're coming with me.

La Loyd, your mom was the best.

La Loyd!

La Loyd!

La Loyd?

La Loyd. He's the Green Ninja.

La Loyd...

LEAD PILOT : Volcano base, this is Alpha Squad.

Left claw missile.

Left claw missile. Toenail missile. Wrist rocket.

Let me get in on that.

Let me look at you. Let me look at you. Are you hurt?

Let me see your fingers and toes.

Let me show you how to fly this thing.

Let's do... Let's do, like, a, you know, three.

Let's go!

Let's just keep this interaction very chill.

Let's rock!

Let's try it on some moving targets.

Lightning. And...

Like a real dad.

Like the Buzzkill.

Like, everything I've been through,

Listen, La Loyd and friends whose names I don't know...

Listen, listen. We're smiling!

Listen, to be a master,

LLOYD : ...and you don't choose, he chooses.

LLOYD : (SOFTLY) Yeah, come here.

LLOYD : All ninjas, hit it!

LLOYD : All right, all right. I got an idea.

LLOYD : All right, Ninjas, follow me.

LLOYD : And earth.

LLOYD : And ice.

LLOYD : Classmates, hold on.

LLOYD : Come on. Remember what Master Wu told us.

LLOYD : Face it, Garmadon.

LLOYD : Follow Nya.

LLOYD : Good work, Cole. Go, go, go!

LLOYD : Green Ninja.

LLOYD : Here it comes...

LLOYD : Here they come.

LLOYD : Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

LLOYD : Hey, I got this!

LLOYD : I can't. You'll just leave.

LLOYD : I know, right?

LLOYD : I love you, too.

LLOYD : I second that!

LLOYD : I'm going after Garmadon.

LLOYD : I'm really sorry, Mom.

LLOYD : I'm warning you, Garmadon.

LLOYD : Jay, now's your chance, buddy.

LLOYD : Jay, you take the air.

LLOYD : Jay, you've got bogeys on your six.

LLOYD : Let's get moving.

LLOYD : Nice work, guys.

LLOYD : Ninja team,

LLOYD : No, no, guys. Use your elemental powers.

LLOYD : No, that just means he brings it to you...

LLOYD : Not that complicated.

LLOYD : Oh, no!

LLOYD : Or the way I connect my family,

LLOYD : Ready, Jay?

LLOYD : Stop talking! You're done!

LLOYD : That's a good kitty.

LLOYD : Um...

LLOYD : Wait a minute. So, you know this place?

LLOYD : Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

LLOYD : Wait. No!

LLOYD : Well, take this!

LLOYD : You take the air.

Lloyd Garmadon.

Lloyd saved us.

Lloyd was a hero.

Lloyd,

Lloyd, catch it!

Lloyd, I need a two by two.

Lloyd, I was so worried about you.

Lloyd, I'm so proud of you.

Lloyd, no!

Lloyd, you have a long way to go

Lloyd, you have awakened Meowthra.

Lloyd, yours is the most important element of all.

Lloyd! Good morning!

Lloyd! Over here, I'm open.

Lloyd's never asked me once about my arms.

Locke Two: The Joy Locke Club.

Look at that. I actually taught you

Look at this. This is one of my favorite things.

Look what he's doing to us!

Look within.

Look, here she is now. (SLURPS)

Look, I didn't call you. My butt called you.

Look, you guys gotta think for yourselves.

Looks like the police, the army

Looks like you need a lesson

Looks like your precious ninja master's gone.

Luckily, there's a long journey ahead of us.

Make the school bus dangle precariously

Making camp, sleeping for the night,

MALE ANNOUNCER : Attack forecast!

MALE ANNOUNCER : Burning questions!

MALE ANNOUNCER : Local birthdays!

MALE ANNOUNCER : The Ultimate Weapon!

MALE ANNOUNCER : Zane's Martial Arts Movie Club.

MAN : A mark.

MAN : And we're back in three, two, one...

MAN : B mark.

MAN : Go, Ninjas! Go!

MAN : Party time!

MAN : She's so fluffy! I love her.

MAN : That stinks.

MAN : You can sure say that again.

Man, my mom is on my case all the time. She's all...

MASTER WU : (SHOUTING) Lloyd, always remember...

MASTER WU : And Lloyd taught everyone

MASTER WU : And read my book!

MASTER WU : I call it the Caged Monkey..

MASTER WU : I can still see you!

MASTER WU : I'm a ninja master!

MASTER WU : Jump, Lloyd. Jump.

MASTER WU : Koko and Nya opened a school

MASTER WU : Students,

MASTER WU : The power is inside you.

Master Wu said we should stay on the right path.

Master Wu says he's 167,

Master Wu, I know I let NINJAGO down.

Master Wu, we found our elemental powers.

Master Wu, you don't understand.

Master Wu!

Master Wu?

Maybe I'll teach you some of my sick dark ninja moves,

Maybe there's something important under it.

Me? You turned him against you, Garm.

Metacarpal missile.

MICHAEL : And for a city that gets attacked

MICHAEL : But who are these Secret Ninjas, Robin?

MICHAEL : Robin, this is a day that will live in infamy.

Mm. I must have butt dialed you. Who is this?

Mm. Ninja tracks!

Mm. Zoom in a little closer.

MOM : Right here.

Mom was a ninja?

Mom, hey, um, here's a thought.

Mom. Mom, wait!

MR. LIU : Hmm.

MR. LIU : Hmm.

MR. LIU : I will tell you.

MR. LIU : The story of NINJAGO

MR. LIU : This is his teacher.

MR. LIU : Yes.

MS. LAUDITA : You know what to do. Duck and cover!

My arm is what? What did... Say it one more time?

My gosh, woman, what happened to us?

My hero!

My hero!

My son is totally bald and has no teeth.

Nephew, weapons alone will not solve your problem.

NEWS ANNOUNCER : And finally the Green Ninja.

NEWS ANNOUNCER : Fire Ninja.

NEWS ANNOUNCER : Ice Ninja.

NEWS ANNOUNCER : Lightning Ninja.

NEWS ANNOUNCER : Today on Good Morning NINJAGO...

NEWS ANNOUNCER : When Garmadon attacks...

NINJA COMPUTER : Alert! Alert! Alert!

NINJA COMPUTER : Fire mech ignited.

NINJA COMPUTER : Mega missile mode.

NINJA COMPUTER : Mega missile mode. Right claw missile.

NINJA COMPUTER : Ninja computer system initiated.

NINJA COMPUTER : Releasing full payload.

NINJA COMPUTER : Turntables at 33 and a third RPM.

NINJA COMPUTER : You've also got them on your three,

Ninja style, bro.

NINJAS : (GASP) Master Wu!

NINJAS : I've got the power!

NINJAS : Lloyd!

NINJAS : Lloyd! We found the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon!

NINJAS : Master Wu!

NINJAS : Meowthra?

NINJAS : Ninja, go!

NINJAS : Ninja, go!

NINJAS : Ninja, go!

NINJAS : Ninja, go!

NINJAS : What?

NINJAS : Whoa!

NINJAS : Wow.

NINJAS : Younger.

No matter how hard it may be.

No one will hate you anymore.

No surprises there, is Boo, Lloyd, the remix.

No, at first, I was, like, totally freaked out,

No, he did not join forces with his father.

No, he hasn't come home from school.

No, I would never do that.

No, no, no, no. I don't wanna do 12.

No, no, no. Before that. The thing right before that.

No, no.

No, no. Okay. Just wait.

No, not yet, sir. (SLURPS)

No, sir.

No, sir. (SLURPS)

No, sir. (SLURPS)

No, you're not.

No!

No!

No!

No! Not all at the same time.

No.

No.

No.

No. I don't wanna be your General Number One.

No. I thought being dead

No. I've got him right here. He just walked in. Bye bye.

No. L L O Y D. I named you.

No. Mom, I'm really sorry.

No. That's the Fuchsia Ninja.

No. With the other... The other stuff.

Not cool.

Not helping.

Nothing, nothing else, if you really racked your brain,

Now all we have to do is take out the cat

Now say to yourself,

Now you're acting loco. I mean...

Now, calm your mind. Concentrate.

Now, come on, La Loyd.

Now, for you to make it through this journey alive,

Now, let's go save the city from the giant kitty.

NYA : (GASPS) Fresh fruit!

NYA : (GASPS) It's Lady Iron Dragon,

NYA : And now, that cat's destroying NINJAGO.

NYA : Bummer.

NYA : Cole, do you wanna kick Garmadon's butt?

NYA : Come on!

NYA : Come on! Let's go!

NYA : Did he say inner peace?

NYA : Give us the first letter.

NYA : Here we go. Come on, hurry up.

NYA : Hey, look, everyone! Master Wu is back.

NYA : Hmm.

NYA : I can't believe it worked.

NYA : I'm swamped down here.

NYA : I've got the power.

NYA : It's a dangerous and fascinating environment.

NYA : Look at his baby goatee!

NYA : Maybe this isn't such a great idea.

NYA : Or I could blast him with my water.

NYA : Seriously, an awesome throw.

NYA : The only hope for water is

NYA : Time to blend in.

NYA : What a bunch of junk.

NYA : Whoo hoo!

NYA : You also really pulled at my heartstrings, man.

NYA : You got it.

Nya, water.

Nya, we need to get to Garmadon and that cat fast.

Nya, you can create water on your own.

Nya, you can create water.

Nya, you can make a flood to wash these guys outta here.

OCTOPUS SOLDIER : I bet he's gonna cry.

Of course you will!

Of course. I'm a ninja master

Of martial arts movies on your hard drive?

Of total annihilation.

Oh oh.

Oh, an exact reproduction of my volcanic lair.

Oh, and also don't forget,

Oh, by the way, uh, quick question.

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on. How hard is it to come up with a genius idea?

Oh, don't put it like that.

Oh, good to know.

Oh, great! We're all gonna die.

Oh, great. Now I have to rebuild my Pilates studio.

Oh, he's his own best friend!

Oh, hello, brother.

Oh, hey, actual bro.

Oh, hey!

Oh, honey.

Oh, I can use my fire. But is that too much?

Oh, I know plenty, La Loyd.

Oh, I think they've deployed nerve gas!

Oh, I'd say it's about

Oh, La Loyd.

Oh, man, to have a sword arm, that'd be sweet!

Oh, man. We did all that stuff

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh! How did you all get up here?

Oh, my gosh! You guys are okay!

Oh, my gosh. I was so worried about you.

Oh, no, I was bit by a snake.

Oh, no, we're gonna fire you into the volcano.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, no. Please. Please, no.

Oh, of course, yes.

Oh, oh, wait... Wait a minute. Found it!

Oh, right. You got this. Do it.

Oh, that's not how I... That doesn't sound like me!

Oh, this whole experience is so foreign to me.

Oh, wait. That's bad.

Oh, yeah, except that.

Oh, yeah? How about this one?

Oh, yeah? This is your last chance.

Oh, yeah? Well, take this!

Oh, yeah. Why did you turn our son against me?

Oh, you do?

Oh, you have got to be kidding me!

Oh!

Oh! Enticing, but I'm just gonna...

Oh! Right, right, right.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. (GRUNTS)

Oh. Okay. Yeah, you're probably right.

Oh. Phew. Just one day till retirement.

Okay, everybody, fan out,

Okay, General Number Six.

Okay, okay, got it, got it.

Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, so, uh, just to recap.

Okay, three.

Okay, well, good night.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right. I can do this.

Okay. All right. I can make a fire.

Okay. Hit me with it.

Okay. On the count of 12...

Okay. That's cool. Uh...

Okay. Well, how about this? Hyah!

Okay. Well, you must be starving.

Okay. You still don't have fingers and toes. That's good.

Okey dokey.

Omakase.

Omar, take them to the top.

On the ashes of that fine city.

On the ground,

On the other side of the island,

On this day.

One of my greatest enemies,

One that only the son of Garmadon can walk.

One thing that can drive Meowthra away.

One to go.

One,

One, seven, five,

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!

One, two, three, four, five, six...

One, two, three, four. Tail rocket, one, two...

One...

Oops, we shouldn't have said that

Open it, open it, open it!

Open the cage right now.

Open the cage. Let out your papa.

Or am I over there, there, there, there?

Or am I over there?

Or does it?

Or how to defuse a bomb!

Or that place that sells toner cartridges.

Or the guy who didn't fall off the bridge?

Or the room where people get fired?

Or their waxing salon, or their kayak repair store,

Or you're all gonna die.

Or, uh, you know, teach me how to ride a bike,

Otherwise you will end up

Our experts predict

Out of a volcano.

Over an overpass or something.

Ow!

Ow! I think I chipped a tooth.

Ow! Ow!

Ow! That was, like, in my kidney!

Partying on the rooftops

People would never see me as a hero.

Perfectly hidden. Ready to strike.

Perhaps it will speak to you.

PILOT : Bakery team,

Please not Jim Croce, please not Jim Croce.

Please, Master Wu,

Pretty frequently, Robin...

Pretty on the chain, isn't it?

PUFFERFISH GENERAL : Whoa!

Put down the Ultimate Weapon, Green Ninja.

Put that in my hands. (CHUCKLES)

Quickly, blend in the shadows.

Quiet your mind, La Loyd.

RADIO DJ : And back at number one with a bullet,

RADIO DJ : And straight in at number one with a bullet.

Ready and standing by.

Ready and standing by.

Real monster.

Really close.

Really?

Really?

Really? Tighty whities? Still?

Rear view, check.

Remember, Green Ninja,

Right now, on that volcano...

Right. I felt a little scared. Were you scared?

ROBIN : As we struggle to survive,

ROBIN : Breaking news.

ROBIN : Garmadon is conquering NINJAGO!

ROBIN : Must be tough to be that kid.

ROBIN : We have so many questions.

Say it again!

Say, "I've got the power!"

Scale of one to 10, how bad is it?

Scu smash!

See? No sharks.

Seeing the amazing ninja warrior you've become...

Seven.

She expected the best of me

She said, "I do."

She was fighting for good and looking great doing it.

She was gone...

She was the most awesome ninja warrior I'd ever seen.

She's a girl and a ninja! Can she really have it all?

Shields down!

Should I look? (SCREAMS)

Shout out your call signs.

Sir, where are you going?

Sir! (SLURPS)

Six, eight, nine, and two.

So does that mean I'm a ninja now?

So I can kick you in the head.

So late in our adventure?

So long, La Loyd.

So ninja!

So the snake had a bunch of arms?

So what are we gonna do?

So why don't you just give up and go away for good?

So you're gonna leave NINJAGO?

So, did you see us kick Garmadon's butt?

So, I guess I'm going to the jungle.

So, I will make this journey on my own. Bye.

So, I'm glad that he's comfortable asking.

So, now you wanna be my dad?

So, they've all got their quirks, you know?

So, um... I just wanna say that I forgive you.

So, what do I do?

So, when the two extra arms started growing,

SOLDIER 1 : Is that the room with the lava

SOLDIER 1 : Just passed Garmadon in the hallway,

SOLDIER 2 : He's requesting

SOLDIER 2 : It's both.

Some powers are ones you cannot see,

Something big!

Something wicked, something with some pizzazz.

Sometimes they make fun of me.

Son?

Sorry, sir. We just cooked this up in engineering.

Sorry.

Sort of connection you have to the city?

Specifically today.

Stand back!

Stand down, Garmadon!

Stand down, Garmadon.

Stay on the right path to find your inner peace.

Stay on the right path to find your inner peace.

Stop it, Garmadon! Just stop it!

STUDENTS : Thanks, Lloyd.

Students, are you willing to give Lloyd a second chance?

Students, next lesson.

Students, true ninja knows when to fight

Sure. Yeah, let's see what it can do.

Surprise.

Switching to crabs!

Tail rocket one, two.

Take this!

Taking some heavy fire.

Thank goodness for those Ninjas.

Thank you, Green Ninja!

Thank you, Zane. You get it.

Thank you.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks, Uncle Wu.

That cat is real.

That does sound difficult.

That even if you're different,

That he shouldn't be ashamed of who his father is.

That I had in my life.

That I wanted to build our son's future

That is ridiculous. Like your husband's a saint.

That is what you're best at, isn't it?

That is! That's the name of the place.

That meddling Green Ninja thwarts me.

That only the son of Garmadon can walk.

That sounds like my brother.

That sounds right to me, sir.

That the cat feels exactly the same way.

That took me to depths inside myself

That was going on out there.

That was terrible.

That we don't need to fight each other

That you and Master Wu told us to do.

That's a leg.

That's a nice little hot dog stand you got there.

That's all I seem to have at the moment,

That's amazing! Who taught you how to throw?

That's an order, Generals.

That's easy. Watch this.

That's how I roll.

That's kind of a rule of thumb

That's not gonna be easy, girl ninja.

That's not true.

That's physically impossible.

That's right! It's me! Your son!

That's right. That's right.

That's what I said, the Ultimate Omelet Weapon.

That's what you were referring to?

That's why I need you to lead the Secret Ninja Force.

That's... That's you.

The 15 million kelvin magma will melt your skin

The brake a little bit.

The cat ate Garmadon!

The dark ninja arts.

The fate of NINJAGO is in your hands.

The Green Ninja is Lloyd Garmadon?

The helicopter crash has destabilized the entire area.

The Lady Iron Dragon.

The last time I saw him was, uh,

The Ninjas are going to have

The Omelet Omelet weapon.

The person I am on the inside.

The person you are on the inside.

The power is inside of all of you.

The power is inside you.

The power is inside you.

The power is inside you.

The real me.

The rest of you, practice Spinjitzu.

The right path is long, and arduous, and enlightening.

The right path?

The Seven Deadly Butterflies of Shaolin.

The six toed fluffy demon, with her sandpaper tongue.

The son of the evil Lord Garmadon.

The strongest weapon is inside you.

The Ultimate Ultimate Weapon is inside of you.

The Ultimate Ultimate Weapon on Meowthra

The Ultimate Ultimate Weapon on our own.

The Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

The Ultimate Weapon could spell doom for NINJAGO.

The victory cake goes back in the fridge.

The victory cake goes back in the fridge.

The way I connect the Ninjas.

Their childhood home?

Their hands full with this thing.

Then why is he totes abbrevin'?

There are so many elements left.

There was this

There's a group of brightly colored ninjas

There's a piece for each of our elements.

There's no other connection?

There's nothing ninja about you ninjas.

There's one last thing I have to teach you ninjas.

There's only one hope.

These are the best years of your life.

These elemental powers are why I chose you

These things aren't working.

They are surrounding you,

They are the elemental powers you were all born with.

They even made Meowthra the mascot.

They look like my former General Number Ones.

They see a monster.

They still beat me!

They would know, right?

They're always scared of being fired! (SCREAMING)

This feels kinda purposeful that I don't have one.

This is a safe place.

This is Garmadon we're talking about.

This is gonna be agony for a while.

This is my least favorite place I've ever been in.

This is pure warrior stuff.

This is terrible.

This is your chance to make a change.

This rocks!

This?

Three hours! Are you kidding me with this guy!

Three.

Three...

Throw like no one's watching except your judging father.

Throw me a couple one bys.

Tie a tie, ride a bike, conquer a city.

Time to fire you out...

Time to get down and dirty. Ninja style.

To be judged unfairly.

To form the Secret Ninja Force.

To regain your friends' trust.

To teach former shark generals life skills.

To the cat?

To the top of NINJAGO Tower,

To welcome your new overlord!

Today's lesson is something totally boring!

Toenail missile. Wrist rocket.

Tongue rocket. Head missile. Other head missile.

Tongue rocket. Spine missile

Too bad for you, I upgraded all of my shields!

Too close for missiles.

Trapped in the deadly Jungle of Lost Souls,

Turned out to be your son though...

Two,

Two...

Two...

Ugh, it's not fair.

Ugh, same old Kokes.

Uh huh.

Uh, did he just say he's coming back?

Uh, Garmadon,

Uh, I'm fine. I just took the long way home.

Uh, I'm General Number Two, sir.

Uh, Lloyd would be really beneficial right now.

Uh, Lloyd,

Uh, where's that tranquil music coming from?

Uh...

Uh... A leader?

Um, have you... Have you been to high school?

Um, no one, because I, uh...

Um, yeah. I'm not gonna lie,

Um... I...

Um... What, uh...

Unable to cross the Bridge of Fallen Mentors,

Uncle Wu,

Uncle Wu!

Uncle Wu...

Until all of NINJAGO is her own personal litter box.

Until you see things

Very old,

Very wise

Wait a minute. Oh, my gosh. La Loyd,

Wait, what?

Wait, what? You...

Wait, where's Lloyd?

Wait, Zane, don't you have, like, 700 gigabytes

Wait! No, no, no!

Wait! No, not ready. Ready.

Wait.

Wait. I'm sorry, what did you just say?

Wait. What?

Waiting for Garmadon's next attack.

Wake up in the day.

Wanted him to play with your kids,

Watching Garmadon's volcanic lair

Watching with the other regular kids.

Water mech.

Water Ninja.

We are going to kill them

We are horrible friends.

We are the only news team

We both know you're not gonna fire it.

We both spin.

We can build a way out of here.

We can still do this, guys.

We can still make it to

We could work on the morale of the troops.

We did it!

We don't have those pieces.

We finally conquered NINJAGO.

We got a message from your brother Garmadon.

We have company. Hold on tight.

We have got a present for you.

We have so much lost time to make up for!

We have to focus. He's turning our minds.

We just gotta figure out how to be real ninjas.

We just have to remember what Master Wu taught us.

We need to use our ninja powers.

We searched the whole city from top to bottom.

We should be practicing silence right now.

We think it's in that box.

We want to fix his terrible mistake.

We were fired.

We were the only people that didn't hate you,

We'd be unstoppable.

We're all gonna die!

We're an amazing team, La Loyd.

We're left with so many questions like,

We're not gonna die, Jay.

We're on it, sir.

We're so ninja. I don't know what you're talking about.

We're standing right here.

We're still there!

We're taking the shortcut. Let's roll!

We're there again!

We're unstoppable!

We've got you surrounded, Garmadon.

Weirdly kinda personal, isn't it?

Welcome back, NINJAGO. I'm Robin Roberts.

Well, anything's open for discussion.

Well, hello, Green Ninja!

Well, hello!

Well, here's something you won't learn in school,

Well, I know for a fact

Well, if you can see me, why don't you shoot me?

Well, looks like everyone is on pins and needles

Well, no time to chat. Sorry, Daddy's got to go to work.

Well, now you're General Number Two.

Well, now, you're General Number One.

Well, shall we?

Well, sir, I was thinking maybe

Well, Wu is gone.

Well, you certainly had no trouble

Were you like, "Yes, this is awesome!" Or were you like...

What a sweet, sweet kitty.

What about La Loyd's ninja friends?

What about my ex, Koko? You found her?

What are we going to do?

What are you doing back there? Are you crossing your fingers?

What are you doing? What are you doing right now?

What are you talking about?

What do we do? We're worthless without our mechs.

What do you know about being a ninja?

What do you want?

What does it look like?

What have you done?

What I... What I should've said is

What if I didn't go to school today?

What if we dress up as the Secret Ninjas?

What if you just ran for mayor?

What is this "smiling"?

What is this thing?

What makes you think I could change now?

What the heck!

What the heck?

What was it again?

What was that?

What were you saying? 10 and...

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Are you gonna cry?

What? Can you believe what they're saying?

What? I did.

What? Oh, no!

What? You mean...

What's he saying? Something about a weapon.

What's my name?

What's that?

When Garmadon crashes the stock market,

When Garmadon defaces Whistler's Mother,

When he said, "I wish you weren't my father."

When I said "I wish you weren't my father,"

When I spotted this beautiful warrior queen

When my dad knocks over their Pilates studio,

When our eyes met, sparks flew.

When we can fight alongside each other.

When will he upgrade to digital?

When you start using your mind,

When, uh... When people look at you,

Where am I? Am I over here?

Where are the ninjas?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Where are you, Lloyd?

Where is he on a scale of one to awesome?

Where is this thing?

Where it matters most.

Where you don't even get a menu.

Where's Garmadon now?

Where's Lloyd?

Whether we're together or not.

Who are you talking to?

Who doesn't know

Who gave you that misinformation?

Who goes by the name of...

Who lives life on the edge

Whoa, is that a whale?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. (CHUCKLES) Hold on.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Check out those old photos.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. (GRUNTING)

Whoo!

Whoo! Bam!

Whoo! I've done it!

Whose idea was it for him to become a ninja?

Why are there so many one star reviews?

Why did we get on a family plan

Why do you want to conquer NINJAGO so badly?

Why does it matter how we beat Garmadon

Why don't I play you a song?

Why don't you play outside with your friends?

Why is he bringing these things up

Why won't you work?

Why you might have called me today?

Wipe that smile off your face, Garmadon.

With a paper umbrella in your drink.

With my skeleton army

With... With the missiles.

WOMAN : Go, ninjas, go!

WOMAN : Run! Run!

WOMAN 1 : Buenos días, NINJAGO!

WOMAN 1 : Where are the Ninjas when we need them?

WOMAN 2 : Blast that cat with your awesome hand powers.

WOMAN 2 : Run! Run!

WOMAN 3 : (IN ENGLISH) G'day, NINJAGO!

WOMAN 4 : Guten Morgen, NINJAGO.

WOMAN 5 : Bonjour, NINJAGO.

WOMEN : Ninjas!

Work 'em all out by the time I'm back.

Would make fun of you for that?

Would make you listen to me more.

Wow! I guess I... I guess I did.

Wow.

Wow. That was amazing.

Yeah, and we don't even have our mechs.

Yeah, baby! Fu fu fuego!

Yeah, but other than that, you're well?

Yeah, but, like, exactly what are you referring to?

Yeah, I don't think

Yeah, my parents were really into plastic fruit.

Yeah, she's right. We gotta get outta here!

Yeah, that's brave.

Yeah, this place is so unstable

Yeah, well, surprise. I'm not a baby anymore.

Yeah, yeah, I got this. Lightning mech, ready.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah! Right before you totally conquered his city!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. What else would I be referring to?

Yeah. Yeah, I was there.

Yeah. Yeah. No one ever says mean things to me

Yeah. You got a mental block?

Yeah. You have a pretty serious tan line.

Yes, I did. Copyright, Michael Strahan.

Yes, I know you said you never

Yes, Lady Iron Dragon,

Yes, Meowthra.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. Plus, he tried to shoot you.

Yes, that's when I got the upper hand on Master Wu.

Yes! Right in on my stupid brother's dirty beard.

Yes. I'm a normal human teenager.

Yes. There was a boy

Yikes! NINJAGO, you better stay inside.

You all came out to greet me?

You and your team of crab men

You are all terrible ninjas.

You are right behind that building.

You better stay right there. Don't you dare come out!

You called me "Dad."

You can still do great things.

You can't catch me.

You can't do this alone.

You captured any of them yet?

You did that, put my arm back on

You don't get to be a warlord without knowing a thing or two

You don't have to use that thing.

You don't know, huh?

You don't want to miss school, honey.

You fellas need to inform yourselves

You get a shark!

You got so emotional.

You gotta stand up for yourself,

You guys have, like,

You guys look great.

You have blind spots everywhere.

You have the power to win the battle without fighting.

You having trouble with that dragon mech, Green Ninja?

You hear that?

You helped your friends be great.

You just feel scared and alone.

You just have to look at it,

You just need to give them a chance to see the real you.

You know what he said to me? He said that he wished...

You know what would be really brave?

You know what? Do whatever you want.

You know what's funny?

You know, a lot of people don't ask me about it.

You know, I've always tried to get Lloyd to see

You know, I've realized

You know, La Loyd,

You know, the idea of it

You must follow the right path.

You never knew what was coming next.

You ninjas, keep at it.

You really wanna be looking ahead.

You ruined my life!

You see what I mean about the weak voice?

You see where I'm going with this?

You stupid butt!

You used the Ultimate Weapon.

You wanna hear it?

You wanna hear our new cheer?

You wanna listen to the guy who fell off the bridge,

You wanna see what's back there.

You want me to really open this thing up?

You were right, Master Wu.

You will never take over NINJAGO,

You will never truly defeat Garmadon

You won't need mechs and machines.

You would be George

You would be John, you would be Paul,

You, me, the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon.

You...

You'll be crushed

You'll know it when you see it.

You're a maniacal twisted villain.

You're a ninja?

You're alive!

You're alive! (CHUCKLES)

You're doing great, buddy, this is going real... Goat!

You're going to fire us out of it.

You're gonna need someone to teach you the ninja way.

You're kidding, right?

You're killing me. You got... You gotta just do it.

You're not on the list. Oh! My clipboard!

You're okay. Yeah, you're okay.

You've got a lot of issues, Green Ninja. (CHUCKLES)

Your call signs are not just cool names.

Your dad levels cities and attacks innocent people.

Your elemental power is green.

Your elemental powers come from this lush green world.

Your hands are the wrong hands.

Your missiles are very accurate, Green Ninja.

Your mother and I were a true power couple.

Your skin has such a lovely glow.

Your training begins at dawn.

Your weapons are powerless against my new mech.

ZANE : (ON SPEAKERS) How dare you. I'm a wild teen.

ZANE : Guys, we have to go.

ZANE : Here, in the bedroom!

ZANE : Hi!

ZANE : If we were the Beatles,

ZANE : It was highly poignant.

ZANE : Lloyd? Come back.

ZANE : Our chances of survival are 0.00...

ZANE : Predictable but regrettable.

ZANE : Prolonged scream. (ECHOING)

ZANE : We're like the Harlem Globetrotters.

Zane, hey!

Zane, you are the man!

Zane, your turn, buddy.

Zane! Are you okay?

10 4, good buddy.

24 hours a day.

...please! GARMADON : I will never die.

"A little bit!" (NINJAS LAUGHING)

"Upper hands." Yeah, upper hands.

(ALL SCREAMING) GARMADON : Get ready

(BEEPING) (STAMMERING)

(BEEPING) Closer.

(BLOW LANDS) (SHRIEKING)

(CAT MEOWING) Come on!

(CAT YOWLS) (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHUCKLING) Lloyd! Nya!

(COUGHS) (SPEAKING MANDARIN)

(CROWD CLAMORING) Get off my Vespa!

(EXCLAIMING) What is that?

(FIRED GENERALS YELLING) We have the power! (SCREAMS)

(GARMADON LAUGHING) Whoa. Whoa.

(GARMADON VOCALIZING) (YELPING)

(GARMADON VOCALIZING) WOMAN : We're shark bait!

(GASPS) (DISK SCRATCHES)

(GENERALS GRUNTING) Wait!

(GOAT SCREAMING) Goat, goat, goat!

(GRUNTING) (KAI YELLS)

(GRUNTS) (GASPS)

(HORN BLOWING IN DISTANCE) Wait. Guys...

(INHALES DEEPLY) No. What?

(KIDS CHATTERING) KID : Shh.

(KIDS LAUGHING) KID : Shh.

(KIDS SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)

(LAUGHING) (GENERALS CHEERING)

(LLOYD SHUSHING) "for the rest of my life."

(LLOYD STAMMERING) The dad stuff.

(MEOWING) The monster?

(MEOWS) GARMADON : (LAUGHING)

(MEOWTHRA PURRING) (LLOYD CALLING MEOWTHRA)

(MEOWTHRA SNARLS) (SCREAMS)

(NINJAS GASP) Gasp.

(NINJAS WHIMPERING) ZANE : Alert. More danger.

(PURRS SOFTLY) (LLOYD CLICKING TONGUE)

(SHATTERS) Run for it. (LAUGHS)

(SIGHS IN RELIEF) Feels pretty good. (CHUCKLES)

(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE) It's Garmadon!

(SNARLS) (ALL CLAMORING)

(STRAINING) (LAUGHING)

(STUDENTS GASP) MS. LAUDITA : Uh oh.

(THUMPING CONTINUES) (CROWD GASPS)

(TIRES SCREECHING) (GRUNTS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) KID : We did it!

(YELLS) Hyah!

(YELPS) (GRUNTS)

All right, here it comes. (GENERAL OLIVIA CACKLES)

And get out of my life! GARMADON : Ever. Ever.

And Kai, fire! Wow!

Any time. All right,

Are... Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.

as father... (GASPS)

Back off! NYA : No way!

Boo... (RUMBLING)

BOTH : What? Yes, you have the power.

BOY 1 : See you later! (LAUGHTER)

Caffeinated Master. Hip Man.

COLE : I'm impressed. ZANE : Wonderful amusement!

COLE AND NYA : Oh, yeah. KAI : Right!

Cole, earth. NINJAS : Whoa!

Come on! Wait! We'll do anything.

Correct! Great! Roll 'em.

crash the stock market. Okey doke.

Dad? GARMADON : Please!

Do you? Yeah.

Does this look like it? No.

Excuse me, Lord... Nerd! You're interrupting.

Fine. You happy now? (DOLPHINS CLICKING)

GARMADON : Get off my face! KAI : Bam!

GARMADON : Well, well, well. (NINJAS GASP)

Garmadon! Garmadon!

Gimme a birthday hug. Kai.

Give me that! (GRUNTS)

Gotta get that Green Ninja. Yeah.

Great throw. NYA : Give me another. Quick!

Ha ha! LLOYD : Kai, light it up!

Hands, 10 and two. (CHUCKLING)

Have you, Lloyd? Don't talk to me.

He's close. Real close.

He's in trouble. Oh, man.

Hello, students. (NINJAS GASP)

Hello, students. NINJAS : Master Wu!

Here we go! Okay.

Hey! What's up?

Hmm? (MEOWS)

how to do something. Right?

I got it! Give that back!

I hear that. (BELL RINGS)

I just made that up. No, you didn't.

I just... (GRUNTING)

I mean, that could be cool. Can't say I have.

I was being sarcastic! GENERAL : Whoa!

I was speechless. (EXPLOSION)

I would be fine with it. Sure, sure.

I'm Jay. It's not a question.

I'm Robin Roberts. And I'm Michael Strahan.

I'm waiting. Here it comes.

in driving. That's good to know.

Is everything okay? I'm... I'm fine. I'm good.

It's Boo, Lloyd. (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

JAY : I'm gonna throw up! (CAT SNARLS)

JAY : I'm gonna throw up. NYA : What do we do?

JAY : Um... NYA : Oh, no!

JAY : Yeah! COLE : Yeah!

Jay, lightning. (CRACKLING)

Just leave NINJAGO already... Which will never happen.

KAI : (ON SPEAKERS) Lloyd... LLOYD : Yeah?

KAI : Hurry! Hurry! JAY : Come on!

KAI : Oh, no! We're gonna die. COLE : What do we do?

KAI : Run, Lloyd! Run! I got it!

KAI : Wait, wait, wait! LLOYD : Master Wu, wait!

KAI : What? NYA : Wait, what?

Kai, your turn. Got it.

Kai. KAI : Right here, I'm open!

knock over that table. (GRUNTS)

Let's go. (MEOWS)

LLOYD : (CHUCKLES) GARMADON : I want you to guard

LLOYD : And water. H 2, oh yeah!

LLOYD : Did you hear that? (INDISTINCT GROWLING)

LLOYD : I know, right? Yeah!

LLOYD : Jay. Yeah?

LLOYD : No, no, no. NYA : Oh, my gosh!

LLOYD : No! (GATE LOCKS)

LLOYD : Your turn, buddy! Ice mech.

Lloyd Garmadon, your son. No.

Lloyd is not a ninja. (SCOFFS)

Lloyd! Hey, Mom.

Lloyd! Mom!

Lloyd... Can I be gold?

Look out! He's behind you! Where?

Look Who's Punching. Look Who's Punching Too.

Look! Check it out, ninjas. NYA : Oh, my gosh.

MALE ANNOUNCER : Pumped! Whoo!

MAN : Get him! WOMAN : Take out that monster!

MAN : Huh? WOMAN : What is that?

MASTER WU : Get off! No, you get off my foot

MASTER WU : Huh? Ha!

Master Wu! (NINJAS EXCLAIM)

MOM : Oh, and also, don't forget, LLOYD : Yeah?

Never taught them to anybody. LLOYD : Mm hmm.

Nice! Dude, that was awesome! JAY : You did it, Lloyd!

NINJAS : Lloyd! Guys!

NINJAS : What? LLOYD : What is it?

NINJAS : Whoa! Ay, ay, ay!

NINJAS : Wow! Really?

No! GARMADON : Yes.

No. Earth, green, and fire.

No. Wind isn't taken.

Not really. Huh?

Nothing? There is someone

NYA : Cole! COLE : Gotcha! Nice try.

NYA : Come on! COLE : Run! Run!

NYA : Finally, food! JAY : I'm starving!

NYA : I got it! ZANE : Look out!

NYA : Oh, man. Come on, this way.

Nya, water. NYA : You got it.

Oh, man! (NYA GROANS)

Oh, two! 10 and two. Two. Two.

Oh, we're family all right. (WHIRRING)

Oh, yeah? What did he say? (CLEARS THROAT)

Oh. (CONTINUES MUNCHING)

Oh. Are you guys actually

Oh. Good night, Mom.

Oh. We don't need your book,

Okay. You've been warned.

Or Garmadon? (CROWD CHEERING)

or shave... (EXPLOSION)

Or the Chainsaw Chop. NINJAS : Wow.

Or the Dance of Doom. NINJAS : Wow.

Over here, over here! GARMADON : Get outta my way.

overthrow the police station. I can do that.

Ow, that hurts. KAI : Let's go.

Pass. Just processing, so...

Right, Generals? (FIRED GENERALS LAUGH)

Rolls right off the tongue. Lloyd...

Shock. How was your trip?

Spear Dancer. The Mainframe.

Take that. (MEOWS)

take the TV station. 10 4!

Thank you. Yeah, do you moisturize?

That's a good one. Birthday hug?

That's how he talks. Do it again.

That's right. That's right. I'm ready.

That's the place. Omakase.

That's too fast. You didn't like that?

The Deadly Groundskeeper. Cop Tale Three.

The Iceman Puncheth. Furious Fire Fist.

The Miso Slap. NINJAS : Wow.

They don't have arms. ZANE : Exactly.

Think about it. What? No!

This is... ROBIN : Good Morning, NINJAGO!

Too soon. No.

Train us to be true ninjas. We have the potential.

Ugh. I miss that fire.

Uh oh. Oh, man.

Uh... You called me. Hang on a second.

Um, yeah. Mm hmm.

Um... Uh...

Wall puncher. Good Girls Versus Bad Guys.

Watch out! (TIRES SCREECH)

Watching you and your father. The vulnerability.

We vanquished him. Ba ba bam!

We're backing it out. KAI : What?

We're backing out. Go, go, go.

We're backing out. What did you just say?

Well, good talk, son. Wait.

Well, he's got four arms. Correct!

What have you done with him? (GROANS)

What? (STATIC)

What? You'll be a hero.

What's in your ankle? It's a couple dolphins, man.

What's that? Green.

When I die, if I die. (LLOYD GRUNTS)

Whoa! I don't wanna look!

Whoo hoo! Yeah!

Why? Because,

Wow. Wait a minute.

Yeah, just 10 and two. Okay, all right, all right.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Forever?

Yeah. It's coming.

Yep! Maybe.

Yes, I am on it! Oh, yeah!

Yo, bro. What's up, sis?

You! You!

You're 174? GARMADON : Yes.

You're seven? Huh. LLOYD : Sixteen.

ZANE : Correct. LLOYD : No. Wait.

ZANE : Mm mm, mm mm. (SIGHS)

ZANE : Nya, look alive! Thank you.

ZANE : Stop! LLOYD : No, no, no!

ZANE : Yes. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Zane, freeze these guys out. Copy.

Zane, Zane, Zane... (GRUNTING)

Zane! KAI : Come on!

Zip it! Zip! No! And that was when

...and General Number One?

...that the life of a conquering warlord...

...that's really saying something.

...was not the life she wanted...

...we are there!

'cause he's, like, not my father.

'cause I did it myself!

'Cause that was the worst thing

'Cause, uh...

"I wish you weren't my father."

"I wish you weren't my father."

"I've got the power."

"May I have a bathroom pass?"

"What are we gonna do with this kid?"

"Who has truly conquered NINJAGO?"

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(ALL GASP)

(ALL GRUNT)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL PANTING)

(ALL SCREAM)

(ALL SCREAM)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL YELLING)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPS) My sensors indicate a fork in the road.

(BLOWS)

(BOTH GROWLING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(BOTH LAUGH)

(BOTH YELLING)

(BOY GASPS)

(BOY WHOOSHING SOFTLY)

(BREATHES SHAKILY)

(CAT GROWLS SOFTLY)

(CAT MEOWS)

(CAT PURRS SOFTLY)

(CAT SNARLING)

(CAT SNARLING)

(CAT SNARLS)

(CAT SNARLS)

(CAT SNARLS)

(CAT SNORING)

(CAT YOWLS)

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING AND RINGING)

(CELL PHONES CHIMING)

(CHANTING CONTINUES)

(CHATTERING STOPS)

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) Yay.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) Every word.

(CHUCKLES) Noted, thank you.

(CHUCKLES) Noted, thank you.

(CHUCKLES) Right?

(CHUCKLES) Well, it shows.

(CHUCKLING) What? That's crazy talk.

(CHUCKLING) You are no match for me! Whoo hoo!

(CONTINUES SCRATCHING)

(CONTINUES SLURPING)

(CONTINUES SOBBING SOFTLY)

(CRACKLING)

(CRASHING)

(CREW CHEERING)

(CRIES)

(CROWD EXCLAIMS)

(CROWD GASP)

(CROWD SCREAMING)

(DATA DELETED)

(DIAL TONE)

(DOOR CREAKS)

(DRAGON MECH GROANS)

(ENGINE SPUTTERS AND DIES)

(GARMADON COUGHS)

(GARMADON GASPS)

(GARMADON GROANING)

(GARMADON GRUNTING)

(GARMADON LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

(GARMADON LAUGHING)

(GARMADON LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(GARMADON LAUGHS)

(GARMADON SCREAMING)

(GARMADON VOCALIZING)

(GARMADON VOCALIZING)

(GARMADON VOCALIZING)

(GARMADON YELLING)

(GASPING)

(GASPS AND YELLS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) It sounds delicious.

(GASPS) Lloyd.

(GASPS) What is that?

(GENERAL OLIVIA SCREAMING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROWLING INTENSIFIES)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS AND GASPS)

(GRUNTS AND SCREAMS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(HORNS HONKING)

(HUMMING ALONG)

(IMITATES LLOYD) "Like a little bit!"

(IMITATES LLOYD) His sounds more like this.

(IMITATING GUNSHOTS)

(INAUDIBLE)

(INDISTINCT SCREAMING)

(INHALES)

(JAY IMITATES BIRD CALLING)

(JAY SCREAMS)

(JAY YELLS)

(JIM CROCE'S I GOT A NAME PLAYING)

(KIDS LAUGHING OUTSIDE)

(KIDS SCREAMING)

(KIDS SCREAMING)

(KIDS WHISPERING)

(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Oh, look at me! I'm Master Wu!

(LAUGHS) You're alive!

(LAUGHTER STOPS)

(LLOYD GRUNTING)

(LLOYD SIGHS)

(LOUD THUMPING)

(LOUDLY) Boo, Lloyd!

(MASTER WU GRUNTING)

(MASTER WU GRUNTING)

(MECHANICAL YELLING AND BEEPING)

(MEN GRUNTING)

(MEOWTHRA PURRING SOFTLY)

(MEOWTHRA PURRS SOFTLY).

(METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

(MIMICS EXPLOSION)

(MOTORBIKE REVVING)

(MUFFLED) Somebody help me!

(MUNCHING ON CELL PHONE)

(NERVOUSLY) We could do the same thing we did last time?

(NINJAS BEATBOXING)

(NINJAS CHEERING)

(NINJAS GASP)

(NINJAS GASP)

(NINJAS GRUNTING)

(NINJAS PANTING)

(NYA SPLUTTERING)

(ON SPEAKERS) Loading. Loading. Loading...

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

(PEOPLE GASPING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE)

(PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(POWERING DOWN)

(PUFFS) Nailed it.

(PURRING)

(PURRING)

(RUMBLING)

(RUMBLING)

(SCOFFS) Well, a true ninja

(SCOFFS) Whatevz.

(SCOFFS) Yeah.

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SHARKS VOCALIZING)

(SHRIEKS)

(SHRIEKS)

(SHUDDERING)

(SIGHING) Guys, I'm sorry.

(SIGHS DEEPLY) We take him.

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Can't those Ninjas get rid of him for good?

(SIGHS) It's Lloyd.

(SIGHS) Thank you, Master Wu. Thank you.

(SIGHS) That's a sword. That's a sword!

(SLURPING)

(SLURPS)

(SNARLS)

(SNIFFLES)

(SNIFFLING AND PANTING)

(SNIFFS) I sense the presence of evil.

(SOBBING)

(SOBS SOFTLY) I wish we didn't fight all of the time.

(SOFTLY) Yeah, yeah, that's a good kitty.

(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)

(STAMMERING) All right, I'm gonna find it.

(STAMMERING) Emotions were the last thing

(STAMMERING) I wish I could've spent more time with you.

(STAMMERING) Yeah, yeah! I think it was my arm.

(STAMMERS) And what about me? What am I?

(STAMMERS) But I'm so happy for you guys.

(STAMMERS) No.

(STAMMERS) What happened to your child?

(STAMMERS) What is it? Just say it.

(STAMMERS) Where are your little ninja nerds?

(STAMMERS) Why is your hand behind your back?

(STATIC)

(STOPS PLAYING)

(STUTTERING) Just, don't look down.

(STUTTERING) Okay, wait, wait, wait.

(STUTTERS) It looks okay, I guess.

(TEARFULLY) No!

(THUNDER CRACKING)

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

(TRANQUIL MUSIC PLAYS)

(UPBEAT FLUTE MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(VOCALIZING)

(WHIMPERING)

(WHISPERS) Is that a weird thing for him to say to us?

(WHISPERS) No.

(WHISPERS) That's the kid I was telling you about.

(WHISPERS) Whoa.

(WHISPERS) Whoa.

(WHISTLES) Up you go!

(WHISTLING SOFTLY)

(WOMAN 2 GREETS IN JAPANESE)

(YAWNING) Just really tired.

(YELLING AND EXCLAIMING)

(YELLING AND SCREAMING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)