A great girl with big tits, long legs, who isn't crazy, or neurotic, or religious. from Friends with Kids
A one, a two... from Friends with Kids
A widow with no grandchildren until now remembers. from Friends with Kids
A year ago not everyone thought that this little arrangement was gonna work out. from Friends with Kids
A. Definitely A. from Friends with Kids
Actually, divorced people have it kind of great. from Friends with Kids
Actually, now I miss twos. from Friends with Kids
Alex told her. Oh, and Callie told me. from Friends with Kids
Alex, can you come out here for a second, please? from Friends with Kids
Alex! from Friends with Kids
All right, I'm gonna go. from Friends with Kids
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All right, listen, it's bedtime. from Friends with Kids
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All right, sweetheart. All right. from Friends with Kids
All right, sweetheart. I love you. from Friends with Kids
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All right? I don't want to ruin your holiday, so... from Friends with Kids
All right. Is it all of us? from Friends with Kids
All that stuff. We're lucky. from Friends with Kids
Alligators are in lakes or swamps and marshes. from Friends with Kids
Alligators drown you before they eat you. So, there. Shark. Okay? from Friends with Kids
Always happy, ready for the day, can you imagine? from Friends with Kids
And "Oh, my God, she snowboards," from Friends with Kids
And all of the sort of conflicting theories on that. from Friends with Kids
And asked why his friend Bobby had two moms. from Friends with Kids
And every time I commented on how hot another woman is, from Friends with Kids
And every time I went out, you resented the shit out of me, from Friends with Kids
And fly like an airplane and he's been crying like this for an hour! from Friends with Kids
And for some strange reason, he seems genuinely into me. from Friends with Kids
And I had a sitter and everything. from Friends with Kids
And I have to be able to leave town on a moment's notice. from Friends with Kids
And I love it, it's great, but I just don't need to know the ins and the outs of it. from Friends with Kids
And I really enjoy my freedom, so... from Friends with Kids
And I think that we should just stick with that from Friends with Kids
And I think they just haven't been able to face us. from Friends with Kids
And I wasn't into it, but you were and it's your body, so from Friends with Kids
And I'm just supposed to believe you all of a sudden? from Friends with Kids
And I'm like, "I'm sorry, that's living the dream?" from Friends with Kids
And if you're not convinced afterwards that I am into you from Friends with Kids
And it just seemed like a crazy way to spend your life, I mean, from Friends with Kids
And it's kind of game over, right? from Friends with Kids
And it's not because I'm lonely, or desperate, or whatever else you think. from Friends with Kids
And it's stressful and you're fat and cranky, and I get that. from Friends with Kids
And Jon & Kate Plus 8. from Friends with Kids
And just skip over the whole marriage and divorce nightmare. from Friends with Kids
And Kurt, if things don't work out with you and Jule, from Friends with Kids
And lawsuits, from Friends with Kids
And make commitments to make a relationship work, yes, it's insulting. from Friends with Kids
And not for nothing, but it's like, from Friends with Kids
And not get confused, you know? from Friends with Kids
And only really special people get two houses to sleep in. from Friends with Kids
And plus, we just know each other too well, you know? from Friends with Kids
And possibly some broken bones, maybe child services being called. from Friends with Kids
And say all this confusing shit to a two and a half year old. You just can't. from Friends with Kids
And tell me that you will be 100% committed to this, half the time. from Friends with Kids
And that guy, twice. from Friends with Kids
And that is... Okay. from Friends with Kids
And that's bad because... from Friends with Kids
And that's kind of the whole thing right there, you know. from Friends with Kids
And that's my cue. from Friends with Kids
And the worry that your guy'll never like fucking you again from Friends with Kids
And then it doesn't get good again for like five years? from Friends with Kids
And then look at him. from Friends with Kids
And then the next, they just look ugly to you. from Friends with Kids
And then we'll open the present, from Friends with Kids
And then when they meet the person they really want to be with, from Friends with Kids
And then you're going to go to sleep real quick, okay? from Friends with Kids
And these are on her nights, but I'm like, "Really?" from Friends with Kids
And totally not attracted to each other physically. from Friends with Kids
And try and reclaim a small shred of my masculinity before going to work. from Friends with Kids
And watch the love of my life die a slow painful death by disease from Friends with Kids
And we're not attracted to each other, from Friends with Kids
And what is it, seven weeks old? How old is it? from Friends with Kids
And you don't die on impact. from Friends with Kids
And you know I can't afford half of 20K a year for private. from Friends with Kids
And you're happy, and it makes sense, from Friends with Kids
And your last job was? from Friends with Kids
And, honestly, I've just never had the urge from Friends with Kids
And, yeah, Joe is fine now. He's one! from Friends with Kids
Aneurysm or cancer? from Friends with Kids
Anyhow, I am Kurt. And you are? from Friends with Kids
Anyway, I think we need to be a little more supportive. You know? from Friends with Kids
Anyway, so how about you. How did you meet your wife? from Friends with Kids
Apparently I forgot to pick up your gift. from Friends with Kids
Are they even allowed in here? from Friends with Kids
Are we late enough? Should we circle? from Friends with Kids
Are you certain this is okay? Are you okay with him? from Friends with Kids
Are you fucking kidding me today? from Friends with Kids
Are you guys completely hammered already, or what's going on? from Friends with Kids
Are you kidding me? Are you re gifting? from Friends with Kids
Are you kidding me? Seriously? from Friends with Kids
Are you kidding me? This one goes into the bathroom from Friends with Kids
Are you kidding? I live for this. from Friends with Kids
Are you looking at what I'm looking at? from Friends with Kids
Are you okay, sweetie? from Friends with Kids
Are you serious? from Friends with Kids
Are you seriously telling me that if we met today, from Friends with Kids
Are you waving hello to us? from Friends with Kids
As a friend. from Friends with Kids
As long as you promise to go right to bed, okay? from Friends with Kids
As soon as things got hard, from Friends with Kids
At certain angles, I really like the way it looks, and others, it's like, from Friends with Kids
At my age, even if I meet my guy, from Friends with Kids
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Babe, you want a latte? from Friends with Kids
Babe? from Friends with Kids
Badly. from Friends with Kids
Basically, I help this really rich guy decide who to give his money to. from Friends with Kids
Basically, I just help people strategize, focus, prioritize, you know? from Friends with Kids
Because I just wanted to be with family. from Friends with Kids
Because I think our friend Kurt here has actually raised some very good questions. from Friends with Kids
Because it might be her last chance is the worst thing that I ever heard. from Friends with Kids
Because it's cavernous now, and not... from Friends with Kids
Because she got the germs from the doctor's hands and died. from Friends with Kids
Because the thing is when I said that, I... from Friends with Kids
Because we couldn't wait to get home. from Friends with Kids
Because, hon, when we met, you were in your twenties. from Friends with Kids
Being around two people that fucking hate each other? from Friends with Kids
Being into someone new. from Friends with Kids
Ben! from Friends with Kids
Besides, it looks like these guys could use a little bit of a hand here. from Friends with Kids
Better. from Friends with Kids
Blogs, and... You know. from Friends with Kids
Both wanted a kid, and we hadn't met our people, from Friends with Kids
Boy, you were not kidding. from Friends with Kids
Brooklyn, huh? from Friends with Kids
Bull in a china shop. from Friends with Kids
Buried in tits. from Friends with Kids
But all I do when I'm with him is think about you. from Friends with Kids
But all those things that you said at the cabin, you said... from Friends with Kids
But anyway... from Friends with Kids
But do any parents ever say that their kid's not great? from Friends with Kids
But do you really think he's going to be okay later from Friends with Kids
But good luck to you guys. I can't wait to see how it all turns out. from Friends with Kids
But he did that! from Friends with Kids
But how are you two gonna deal with this? from Friends with Kids
But how lame is it that it's a lunch? I mean, late lunch? Really? from Friends with Kids
But I know she wanted to have kids eventually, but... from Friends with Kids
But I wouldn't make mine slow and painful, I'd get out early. from Friends with Kids
But I'm incredibly relieved to know your pussy is still tight. from Friends with Kids
But I'm like a gypsy. I do eight shows a week and I'm never home, from Friends with Kids
But it ended, from Friends with Kids
But it has been... It has been really impressive to watch. from Friends with Kids
But it's just par for the course. That's the gig. from Friends with Kids
But it's not just the baby card, it's the baby card and Brooklyn. from Friends with Kids
But now my appetite's back, thank you. from Friends with Kids
But see, I'm not just gonna be with someone who's not into me. from Friends with Kids
But seriously, I did actually want to make a little toast, from Friends with Kids
But sharks are only in the ocean. from Friends with Kids
But then after all the hoopla, nobody sleeps for what, like a year? from Friends with Kids
But then you have those moments, you come home from work, from Friends with Kids
But what's the alternative, just not like your kid that much? from Friends with Kids
But why do you think Jason wants to do this? from Friends with Kids
But you also have a solid out 'cause it's just lunch. from Friends with Kids
But you know what? You were right. from Friends with Kids
But you see, from Friends with Kids
But, I'm sorry, that's what you signed on for. from Friends with Kids
But, look, you can't come into my house from Friends with Kids
But, then, you get a great kid at the end. Like Cole. from Friends with Kids
But, you know, that's a good thing. from Friends with Kids
But... from Friends with Kids
But... There was talk that it might end in tears, from Friends with Kids
Can I ask you to put some of this on? from Friends with Kids
Can I just point out that Jule can't get to a second date. from Friends with Kids
Can I throw a grenade on him? from Friends with Kids
Can we get a couple more? from Friends with Kids
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Can you turn it up, do you think? from Friends with Kids
Check your inbox. from Friends with Kids
Cheers. from Friends with Kids
Cole, honey, can you just... Please, for a moment! from Friends with Kids
Come on in. from Friends with Kids
Come on up. from Friends with Kids
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Could you get the fucking door? What are you, deaf? from Friends with Kids
Daddy, stay! from Friends with Kids
Daddy, stay! from Friends with Kids
Damn, six weeks and out? We could have hired her. from Friends with Kids
Dancers are usually lithe and boyish, so... from Friends with Kids
Death by shark or alligator? from Friends with Kids
Did the... Did the bell ring? from Friends with Kids
Did we decide on a method? from Friends with Kids
Did you have to wear those shoes? from Friends with Kids
Did you save any pizza for me? from Friends with Kids
Do they have sex, like, all the time? from Friends with Kids
Do you really think you of all people should be doling out parenting advice? from Friends with Kids
Do you think this epidural should be working better or something? from Friends with Kids
Doll, what is it? You seem weird, or sad, or something. from Friends with Kids
Doll, you didn't tell me that. Come on. from Friends with Kids
Don't say that in front of him. from Friends with Kids
Don't you miss me at all? from Friends with Kids
Dude has missed the last five poker nights, from Friends with Kids
Dude, you have no idea. I have never, ever had sex like this before. from Friends with Kids
Easy. We dated casually once or twice, got pregnant, from Friends with Kids
Elaine, how've you been? from Friends with Kids
End of an era. from Friends with Kids
Even a little? from Friends with Kids
Even when they had him? from Friends with Kids
Everything down the middle, right? Even. from Friends with Kids
Everything else was just filler. from Friends with Kids
Everything we had was the romantic part. from Friends with Kids
Except for the nose. He got mine, poor thing. from Friends with Kids
Face and not invite that kind of comment. from Friends with Kids
Far and above the person you chose to spend the rest of your life with. from Friends with Kids
Fine, I'll feed him! It's not like it's that big a deal. from Friends with Kids
Five, tops. from Friends with Kids
Follow, it's showing you. It's showing you. from Friends with Kids
For being such a profound asshole up in Vermont. from Friends with Kids
For the record, I'm against it, but it is depressing. from Friends with Kids
Forget it. from Friends with Kids
From your vagina. from Friends with Kids
Fuck off! from Friends with Kids
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Fucking prick! from Friends with Kids
Get the fuck out. from Friends with Kids
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God knows you have. What is that, your sixth scotch? Is that what's going on? from Friends with Kids
Good bye. Good bye. from Friends with Kids
Good job. from Friends with Kids
Good job. Thank you. from Friends with Kids
Good night, buddy. from Friends with Kids
Good to have you back. from Friends with Kids
Good to see you, long time. from Friends with Kids
Good. Did you meet everybody? from Friends with Kids
Got it. from Friends with Kids
Gotta go check in at the hotel. from Friends with Kids
Great dog. from Friends with Kids
Guys, guys, just before we all start eating. from Friends with Kids
H€Y from Friends with Kids
H€Y from Friends with Kids
H€Y from Friends with Kids
Half the time. We split custody. from Friends with Kids
Hamptons time share, in the hot tub, millennium weekend. from Friends with Kids
Happy birthday. I'm sorry. I feel like an asshole, from Friends with Kids
Have your cake and eat it, too. Well, guess what? from Friends with Kids
Haven't seen them since the hospital. from Friends with Kids
He adores you, it's obvious. from Friends with Kids
He can't discern the nuances of who to hate right now. That comes later. from Friends with Kids
He didn't even come Monday when I had floor seats for the Knicks. from Friends with Kids
He doesn't hate anybody. He's not a hater. Come here. from Friends with Kids
He gets so excited when he sees a dog, it's crazy. from Friends with Kids
He just got divorced, that was in March, so I've sort of just been giving it time to settle, from Friends with Kids
He was a nice, pleasant guy. from Friends with Kids
He's adorable. from Friends with Kids
He's dumb as a stump right now. from Friends with Kids
He's fine. from Friends with Kids
He's hungry from Friends with Kids
He's like a brother. from Friends with Kids
He's like a real, grown up man. from Friends with Kids
He's not bright enough to be a hater right now, his brain is like this big. from Friends with Kids
Help yourself. We have Bloody Mary mix, from Friends with Kids
Here we go. from Friends with Kids
Hey, are you sure this is okay? I can do a half day, from Friends with Kids
Hey, babe, what's up? You okay? from Friends with Kids
Hey, buddy, do you want to see the doggy? from Friends with Kids
Hey, buddy, how you doing? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. from Friends with Kids
Hey, Cole, can I take your backpack? from Friends with Kids
Hey, Cole, you know what? We brought you something. from Friends with Kids
Hey, Cole. from Friends with Kids
Hey, Cole. How are you, can I take your coat? from Friends with Kids
Hey, Cole. What's up, buddy? from Friends with Kids
Hey, good morning. from Friends with Kids
Hey, he's ready. I'll go get him. from Friends with Kids
Hey, hey, hey from Friends with Kids
Hey, hey, hey, Jule, Jule... from Friends with Kids
Hey, how was your date, by the way? from Friends with Kids
Hey, it's okay. from Friends with Kids
Hey, Jase, how are things with the hot Latina nanny? from Friends with Kids
Hey, Kurt, you in or out, buddy? from Friends with Kids
Hey, Lewis, don't forget rehearsal tomorrow, right? 7:00. She's right this way. from Friends with Kids
Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. from Friends with Kids
Hey, when do you think it'll be okay to get naked with someone? from Friends with Kids
Hey, who would like to watch Thomas the Tank Engine? from Friends with Kids
Hey! from Friends with Kids
Hey! from Friends with Kids
Hey. Oh, my God, thank you very much. Hi. Thanks so much. from Friends with Kids
Hey... from Friends with Kids
Hi, buddy. Hi, buddy. from Friends with Kids
Hi, I'll have a glass of the '93 Chéteauneuf du Pape. from Friends with Kids
Hi, I'm Ben. from Friends with Kids
Hi, I'm Julie. from Friends with Kids
Hi, Katie, you look so pretty. from Friends with Kids
Hi, Phil. Nice to see you. from Friends with Kids
Hi, Troy, how are you? from Friends with Kids
Hi! Oh, my goodness, you're gorgeous. from Friends with Kids
Hi. from Friends with Kids
Hi. from Friends with Kids
Hi. from Friends with Kids
Hi. from Friends with Kids
Holy shit. from Friends with Kids
Hon, did we get Jase a gift? from Friends with Kids
Honestly, no. from Friends with Kids
Honey, did you find the sled yet? from Friends with Kids
Honey, just the floor, baby, that's it. You got it. from Friends with Kids
Hottest, from Friends with Kids
How about waterboarding, how do you feel about that? from Friends with Kids
How are you? Good to see you. from Friends with Kids
How did you do that so fast? from Friends with Kids
How did you do that? from Friends with Kids
How do you explain to your kids from Friends with Kids
How do you go from fourth grade, hitting people in the neck with small pieces of... from Friends with Kids
How? from Friends with Kids
How's Callie? from Friends with Kids
Hundred bucks a plate, and they're bringing toddlers? from Friends with Kids
I apologize for the 50 times he rang the doorbell. from Friends with Kids
I bet she had big tits. from Friends with Kids
I blame my parents. Why are you whispering by the way? from Friends with Kids
I brought the bottle, why don't you feed him for once? from Friends with Kids
I can mitigate risk to zero on shark death if I never get into the ocean. from Friends with Kids
I can't do it. I gotta put Joe to bed. It's my night. Let's do Tuesday. from Friends with Kids
I can't really tell if you're kidding right now. from Friends with Kids
I could never ever be responsible for another living thing. from Friends with Kids
I could use a little help, what do you think, huh? from Friends with Kids
I did everything you asked! from Friends with Kids
I did everything. I fed him, I changed him, I burped him, I swaddled him... from Friends with Kids
I didn't invite Kurt or anyone here tonight from Friends with Kids
I do, but not at that level. from Friends with Kids
I don't even know how it's done. from Friends with Kids
I don't feel that way any more. from Friends with Kids
I don't get how people meet people if it isn't through college or work. from Friends with Kids
I don't have anyone for her. from Friends with Kids
I don't know if you've noticed, but I have never been happier, so... from Friends with Kids
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. from Friends with Kids
I don't know what is wrong with me. from Friends with Kids
I don't know, I didn't really get her. from Friends with Kids
I don't know, it's not quite symmetrical with my chin. from Friends with Kids
I don't know, just 'cause I didn't have access to your big dick or something? from Friends with Kids
I don't know, man. Just too much familiarity, you know? from Friends with Kids
I don't know, when they had kids? from Friends with Kids
I don't know. I don't know. from Friends with Kids
I don't know. I'm... You know. It's like... Fucking Jesus. from Friends with Kids
I don't know. Just not much of note since. from Friends with Kids
I don't know. Nothing. I mean, we can't say anything, right? from Friends with Kids
I don't know. Pulling on his wiener and hitting stuff all the time? from Friends with Kids
I don't know. You just seem so unsupportive. That's so unlike you. from Friends with Kids
I don't swim in the ocean. from Friends with Kids
I don't think that two friends having a kid together from Friends with Kids
I don't think they had any idea how hard any of this was gonna be. from Friends with Kids
I don't think this is so hard. from Friends with Kids
I don't understand how it's possible. from Friends with Kids
I don't understand, so what's wrong? from Friends with Kids
I don't want to miss anything. from Friends with Kids
I don't work in advertising. from Friends with Kids
I feel like I know you. I have two of your thongs in my apartment. from Friends with Kids
I feel like we're over the worst of it. from Friends with Kids
I forget, what do they say about commitment issues? from Friends with Kids
I get it. from Friends with Kids
I got a lot of good years left. from Friends with Kids
I got it. I'll be right in. Yes, I will. from Friends with Kids
I got there, he was 61. from Friends with Kids
I got to tell you, you know what, he's a pig when it comes to women. from Friends with Kids
I gotta go. I'm late. So have a great night. from Friends with Kids
I guess I need six pink and eight blue ones. from Friends with Kids
I had a really dirty dream about her. from Friends with Kids
I had no choice, so we decided to split custody and remain friends. from Friends with Kids
I have a boy. He's gonna be two in a few months. from Friends with Kids
I have the whole night just like later on after this. from Friends with Kids
I have to drop five by Friday. from Friends with Kids
I hope that's okay. from Friends with Kids
I jerked off to it a few times already. from Friends with Kids
I just can't be close to you any more. from Friends with Kids
I just want a role model for my young boy, so... from Friends with Kids
I just want someone. from Friends with Kids
I just want to make one note. from Friends with Kids
I just want to stay here, though, and go to the park with you guys. from Friends with Kids
I just want you to know that we would like you to live with us. from Friends with Kids
I just wanted to apologize in person, by the way. from Friends with Kids
I just wanted to say how glad I am that we're all here. from Friends with Kids
I just wish you'd ask me more often. from Friends with Kids
I just... from Friends with Kids
I know everything there is to know about her. from Friends with Kids
I know that if she is ever paralyzed from the neck down, from Friends with Kids
I know that she's honest, from Friends with Kids
I know that we both think that organized religion is completely full of shit. from Friends with Kids
I know that we have the same values, from Friends with Kids
I know the big birthday is next week, and I just... from Friends with Kids
I know the mood she's in when she wakes up in the morning. from Friends with Kids
I know what I said that night, and all I can say is I... from Friends with Kids
I know, but late lunch. It's so unpromising. from Friends with Kids
I know, but you and I both know that's gonna burn out soon. from Friends with Kids
I know, I didn't even think he wanted to have kids, from Friends with Kids
I know, right. from Friends with Kids
I know. from Friends with Kids
I know. from Friends with Kids
I know. I know. Let's get your pillow. Let's get you cozy. from Friends with Kids
I know. The having the kid part's exciting and great. from Friends with Kids
I like to take my time, babe. I like to take my time. from Friends with Kids
I lost my footing, and then, I bumped into my friend Julie, here... from Friends with Kids
I mean, after Andy was out of the picture, you were right there. from Friends with Kids
I mean, after everything that we've been through? from Friends with Kids
I mean, Cole came home the other day from Friends with Kids
I mean, for me, it's been really... from Friends with Kids
I mean, God knows you're attractive, you are beautiful. from Friends with Kids
I mean, he's a friend guy, but I'm totally unattached. from Friends with Kids
I mean, he's got all the time in the world, but this might be it for her. from Friends with Kids
I mean, honey, you can't share all that shit with someone from Friends with Kids
I mean, I can put myself together, but... I just have good hair, you know. from Friends with Kids
I mean, I've never had sex on a boat or a piano. from Friends with Kids
I mean, if all this awesomeness continues. from Friends with Kids
I mean, it'd be different if we were married and I owed you something, from Friends with Kids
I mean, it's amazing for you guys, and you're all doing such a good job, from Friends with Kids
I mean, Missy and I used to have sex in the bathroom of the train from Friends with Kids
I mean, really, what am I supposed to do with that? from Friends with Kids
I mean, seriously, from Friends with Kids
I mean, that's like really taboo. from Friends with Kids
I mean, the guy I've been waiting for my whole life, I'll have, like, what? from Friends with Kids
I mean, the last guy I had sex with was you and this was like a quantum leap size wise, from Friends with Kids
I mean, there's a guy, but he's not my guy. from Friends with Kids
I mean, who knew there were men like this out there in the world? from Friends with Kids
I mean, you don't really have a lot of time to waste, doll. from Friends with Kids
I might need a moment to myself here to think about your face and your body. from Friends with Kids
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I need to drink on dates. from Friends with Kids
I never got that expression, from Friends with Kids
I probably don't need to tell you, you probably already did exhaustive research from Friends with Kids
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I scrubbed everything with bleach, even the baseboards, from Friends with Kids
I should go. I'll call you from the road. I love you. from Friends with Kids
I think I met "the girl" today. from Friends with Kids
I think late lunch can turn into early cocktails. from Friends with Kids
I think she just doesn't like me, exactly... from Friends with Kids
I think she was trying to make me feel bad or something. from Friends with Kids
I think we both look terrific. from Friends with Kids
I think we're three weeks out. from Friends with Kids
I thought it was that you're afraid your mom's gonna out your penis off. from Friends with Kids
I wanna fuck the shit out of you. from Friends with Kids
I want Daddy to sleep at our house. from Friends with Kids
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I want... from Friends with Kids
I was airing it out! from Friends with Kids
I was in a really bad place, man. from Friends with Kids
I was just too fucking stupid to realize it. from Friends with Kids
I was right by Seinfeld. from Friends with Kids
I was taking care of the most beautiful little girl in SoHo. from Friends with Kids
I wasn't ready. from Friends with Kids
I will be 100% committed to this, half the time, maybe even more. from Friends with Kids
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I will see you very soon. Bye. Have fun with Daddy. from Friends with Kids
I wish I could sleep at your house, bud. from Friends with Kids
I wonder why... from Friends with Kids
I would love to, but I should go home. from Friends with Kids
I'd love some, Alex. from Friends with Kids
I'd never had a love of my life, okay? I mean, I didn't know I did. from Friends with Kids
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I'll just get a Stella. from Friends with Kids
I'm a bit off my game. A bit off my game. from Friends with Kids
I'm actually from Long Island, but, how are you? from Friends with Kids
I'm amazed we're finally being invited over from Friends with Kids
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I'm doing only slightly better myself. from Friends with Kids
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I'm going to break up with her soon anyway. from Friends with Kids
I'm gonna get back to you after I make some tough decisions, thanks. from Friends with Kids
I'm gonna head out. from Friends with Kids
I'm good. Oh, it's your best friend! from Friends with Kids
I'm happy with all the accessories. from Friends with Kids
I'm just gonna take a pill. I'll see you tonight, yeah? from Friends with Kids
I'm just saying, who do we know? from Friends with Kids
I'm just tired. You don't have to do anything. from Friends with Kids
I'm just trying to set it straight, put it out there, from Friends with Kids
I'm just... from Friends with Kids
I'm kidding. from Friends with Kids
I'm kidding. from Friends with Kids
I'm like an elephant in a china shop. from Friends with Kids
I'm not angry at you. I'm not pining for you. I'm dating a lot. I'm good. from Friends with Kids
I'm not drunk. from Friends with Kids
I'm not drunk. from Friends with Kids
I'm not married. And I wasn't hitting on you. from Friends with Kids
I'm not usually this inarticulate or cheesy. from Friends with Kids
I'm probably going to be boarding just because I'm not 100, so... from Friends with Kids
I'm serious. from Friends with Kids
I'm so in love with you I don't know what to do. from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry for saying that, that was the first thing that came out. from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry if you're feeling lonely, or guilty, or whatever it is you're feeling, from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry, do you mind if we, you know, from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry, excuse me. Can I put him in with Katie? Do you mind? from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry, I couldn't get them to a restaurant. I really tried. from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry, it's just sometimes girls need a little foreplay. from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry. from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry. I didn't know that. from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry. You're gonna really come back here and tell me... from Friends with Kids
I'm trying, I went to the last setup from this one, brutal... from Friends with Kids
I'm very clumsy. from Friends with Kids
I've made my peace with it. from Friends with Kids
I've never felt lonelier, you know. from Friends with Kids
If we're going to conceive a child. from Friends with Kids
If you could do... Oh, thank you. Hold on one sec, sorry. from Friends with Kids
If you had any idea what it was like to look at you wearing that thing... from Friends with Kids
If you think that you and Jule are gonna be BFFs for life, from Friends with Kids
If you wanted him in your room or ours tonight. from Friends with Kids
In a real glass. from Friends with Kids
In every possible way a person can be into another person, from Friends with Kids
In the bathroom? from Friends with Kids
Instead of ruining it with all of these almosts, okay? from Friends with Kids
Is considered a cry for help in many circles. from Friends with Kids
Is he a Nazi? Nazi basketball player? from Friends with Kids
Is it burning? from Friends with Kids
Is it worth trying the drunken sex thing once or twice from Friends with Kids
Is it you hated your mom, you wanted sex with your mom? from Friends with Kids
Is not gonna make you bored as shit one day, then you are fucking wrong! from Friends with Kids
Is that corn? from Friends with Kids
Is that suddenly you love this creature, I mean, this stranger, right? from Friends with Kids
Is the ketchup inside your nostril still burning, Milo? from Friends with Kids
Is there anything you see, Jase, that you want to enquire about? from Friends with Kids
Is this a terrible idea? from Friends with Kids
Is this the way this is gonna go? from Friends with Kids
It is gross. And I don't want him. from Friends with Kids
It is way past bedtime. from Friends with Kids
It just comes out sometimes. from Friends with Kids
It just looks like chocolate. from Friends with Kids
It makes me happy, nice to meet you, young lady. from Friends with Kids
It makes, like, boners shoot out of my eyes. from Friends with Kids
It seems appropriate, right? from Friends with Kids
It was just too much, okay? from Friends with Kids
It was really sad. I mean, it was good, it was a strong episode, but sad... from Friends with Kids
It was very sudden. from Friends with Kids
It wouldn't happen? from Friends with Kids
It'll be too confusing for them if they see their dad from Friends with Kids
It's a great day, isn't it? from Friends with Kids
It's a nice night, let's just have New Year's... from Friends with Kids
It's a tie. You can return it. from Friends with Kids
It's amazing how fleeting it is, you know? from Friends with Kids
It's because I realized that we got it all wrong. from Friends with Kids
It's been a really long time. from Friends with Kids
It's crowning. Scissors. from Friends with Kids
It's everything else that really sucks. from Friends with Kids
It's fucking toxic in here. from Friends with Kids
It's just a life. from Friends with Kids
It's just sex, come on. from Friends with Kids
It's just, she makes a lot of noise and between that and the positions from Friends with Kids
It's kind of hard to hit it when you have two kids asleep and drooling on you. from Friends with Kids
It's like hurting me just to stand here. from Friends with Kids
It's like kissing a brother, or something. from Friends with Kids
It's like she's one of my limbs or something. from Friends with Kids
It's my husband's birthday. from Friends with Kids
It's not natural. Doll, you gotta sweep out the cobwebs. from Friends with Kids
It's not that hard. I mean, that's ridiculous. from Friends with Kids
It's okay, but thanks. from Friends with Kids
It's okay. from Friends with Kids
It's okay. It's okay. from Friends with Kids
It's our dream, we've always wanted you guys to get together! from Friends with Kids
It's right through here. from Friends with Kids
It's simple. He loves me and he hates you. from Friends with Kids
It's so moist. from Friends with Kids
It's true. But we decided guys spend more time crapping and puking, right? from Friends with Kids
It's your best friend! from Friends with Kids
Jase has sex a lot... from Friends with Kids
Jase, we forgot. We're gonna get it this weekend, sorry! from Friends with Kids
Jase, where's Katherine? Is she meeting you here? from Friends with Kids
Jase, you're fucked. What are you going to do? from Friends with Kids
Jason made the most amazing quiches. from Friends with Kids
Jason, who we've always found to be... from Friends with Kids
Jule and Jase are trying to tell us something. from Friends with Kids
Jule, don't wait too long, 'cause I have some serious prospects for you. from Friends with Kids
Jule, I love you so much. from Friends with Kids
Jule... from Friends with Kids
Julie, when are you gonna get back out there? from Friends with Kids
Julie. from Friends with Kids
Just a cup of coffee. from Friends with Kids
Just because it makes me feel big, you know? from Friends with Kids
Just come in here and say all that great stuff. from Friends with Kids
Just kidding. It's a good name. It's a lovely name. from Friends with Kids
Just so she could, like, get involved with this gene pool. from Friends with Kids
Just talk it through for a sec, pro and con it. from Friends with Kids
Just what if? from Friends with Kids
Just wish my husband was here to see this. from Friends with Kids
Just... from Friends with Kids
Kurt gets it, he's got kids. from Friends with Kids
Kurt is from Friends with Kids
Kurt is not coming. from Friends with Kids
Kurt's really tall, so... from Friends with Kids
L say from Friends with Kids
L. from Friends with Kids
L. from Friends with Kids
Leave the kiddies at home. from Friends with Kids
Les will still be strident and I'm going to keep drinking a lot, so... from Friends with Kids
Leslie, Alex, how are your children? from Friends with Kids
Let me put him down, and I can give you my full attention. from Friends with Kids
Let me see. from Friends with Kids
Let you say hi... from Friends with Kids
Let's do this. from Friends with Kids
Let's get you to bed. from Friends with Kids
Let's go, if you're skiing. Cars are loaded up, grab your stuff, let's go. from Friends with Kids
Let's go! from Friends with Kids
Let's just do it. from Friends with Kids
Let's just pretend we're really into each other, okay? from Friends with Kids
Let's see... from Friends with Kids
Let's take these pillows off. from Friends with Kids
Like she said. from Friends with Kids
Like she's part of my body, you know? from Friends with Kids
Like that. from Friends with Kids
Like this happening for me, so... from Friends with Kids
Literally while I'm in the cab, by the way, from Friends with Kids
Little more porn. from Friends with Kids
Look at him. He looks just like your father. from Friends with Kids
Look at that treat. Check that out. from Friends with Kids
Look at this! I can't believe how big he's gotten. from Friends with Kids
Look at this. from Friends with Kids
Look at you, competent. See how that works? from Friends with Kids
Look, I can explain it very simply to you. Look at Joe right now. from Friends with Kids
Look, I don't know where all this is coming from. from Friends with Kids
Look, I feel like a fucking teenager when I'm at your baby mama's apartment. from Friends with Kids
Look, I know my timing sucks, but... from Friends with Kids
Look, if you want to talk about these terribly depressing things, I'm totally game. from Friends with Kids
Look, none of us really ever thinks we're doing a perfect job from Friends with Kids
Looking really, really dorky. from Friends with Kids
Love you. from Friends with Kids
Lunch is good, lunch is low stakes. from Friends with Kids
Makes me feel like a linebacker, you know? Like, I have to slouch. from Friends with Kids
Manhattan is the new Manhattan. from Friends with Kids
Maryjane. That is a great name. from Friends with Kids
Maybe I should just get going. I mean, this is starting to get embarrassing. from Friends with Kids
Maybe sign a legal document or something? from Friends with Kids
Maybe twice a month, maybe it's not that bad. from Friends with Kids
Maybe we should not kiss and just watch the porn. from Friends with Kids
Maybe write a memoir, so... from Friends with Kids
Maybe. from Friends with Kids
Maybe. Sorry. from Friends with Kids
Me, too. Me, too. from Friends with Kids
Mean. from Friends with Kids
Meningitis. Meningitis. from Friends with Kids
Mimosas, whatever you want, I'm going to get the coffees going. from Friends with Kids
Miracle of life, people bring gifts. from Friends with Kids
MJ? I had like 10. Dude... from Friends with Kids
MJ's great. from Friends with Kids
Mom, Dad left us 12 years before he died, and he remarried, from Friends with Kids
Mommy looks beautiful. from Friends with Kids
Most caring man I have ever dated. from Friends with Kids
Much worse to be without the person you love than to have a slow painful death. from Friends with Kids
My baby... Joe's dad, that's just Joe's dad. from Friends with Kids
My turn, clearly... from Friends with Kids
Never been on a road trip together. from Friends with Kids
Never thought that day would come. from Friends with Kids
Nice job, son. from Friends with Kids
Nineteen weeks, can you believe? from Friends with Kids
No pizza for me. No pizza for me. from Friends with Kids
No, can't be that long. from Friends with Kids
No, come on, it can't be that. It can't be just that. from Friends with Kids
No, Doctor, please, no episiotomy. from Friends with Kids
No, I do, she just scares me a little. from Friends with Kids
No, it was kind of mutual. Right? I mean... from Friends with Kids
No, it's crazy. from Friends with Kids
No, it's crazy. It's like one day, they're the hottest thing on two legs, from Friends with Kids
No, it's not. He's like eleven. He's a bartender. What is wrong with me? from Friends with Kids
No, just take it. You know. Throw it away if you want. from Friends with Kids
No, no, I'm on a cleanse. from Friends with Kids
No, no, no, you know what? You know what? I'm not finished. from Friends with Kids
No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. from Friends with Kids
No, no, no. Please don't. I haven't had sex in a really long time. from Friends with Kids
No, no, no. You don't get it, you don't get it. You're dying! from Friends with Kids
No, no. from Friends with Kids
No, she's not religious. from Friends with Kids
No, sweetie, I'll just... from Friends with Kids
No, that was me. That was... from Friends with Kids
No, that's me. Hey, Kurt, it's me. That's just Jason, my friend. from Friends with Kids
No, that's not the arrangement. from Friends with Kids
No, the hardest part, and everyone says this, from Friends with Kids
No, this is my point, the setup is flawed. I mean, think about it. from Friends with Kids
No, this is not booze... This is not booze talking. from Friends with Kids
No, this way was more of a "Let's just roll the dice and see what happens," right? from Friends with Kids
No, we haven't seen them. Like not once. Just e mail. from Friends with Kids
No, we rented a car. from Friends with Kids
No, we're good. We're gonna get on the road in 15, 20 at the most, from Friends with Kids
No, what, I mean, no. from Friends with Kids
No, whatever. It's the baby card. They all play it. from Friends with Kids
No, you were totally perfectly in proportion to your height. from Friends with Kids
No,no,no,no. from Friends with Kids
No! from Friends with Kids
No. from Friends with Kids
No. from Friends with Kids
No. Dude, Julie. from Friends with Kids
No. Never married. from Friends with Kids
No. No, sir. from Friends with Kids
Nobody ever came close? from Friends with Kids
Not all of them are convicts. from Friends with Kids
Not my mom, not even Leslie. Just you guys. from Friends with Kids
Not yet. Not yet you haven't. from Friends with Kids
Nothing surprising. from Friends with Kids
Nothing, I really just haven't had anything like... from Friends with Kids
Nothing, I... from Friends with Kids
Nothing. It's been like years, hasn't it? from Friends with Kids
Nothing. Nothing. Kurt is... from Friends with Kids
Now look at us! from Friends with Kids
Now? from Friends with Kids
Of course, it's all going to be down the middle. from Friends with Kids
Of course. from Friends with Kids
Oh right, hey... from Friends with Kids
Oh, B. I'm living! from Friends with Kids
Oh, babe. I was waiting for this to happen. from Friends with Kids
Oh, boy. from Friends with Kids
Oh, boy... from Friends with Kids
Oh, come here, you. from Friends with Kids
Oh, come on, just hop in a cab and come back. from Friends with Kids
Oh, don't worry about it. I'm good on my feet. from Friends with Kids
Oh, fine. from Friends with Kids
Oh, God, no! from Friends with Kids
Oh, God. Get ready. from Friends with Kids
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Oh, God... from Friends with Kids
Oh, honey... from Friends with Kids
Oh, I got it, yeah. They're really great and hot, so dig in. from Friends with Kids
Oh, I should tell you, I'm a grower, not a shower from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God, are you serious? from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God, he was a setup through my boss. from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God, I've been getting really excited about this trip. from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God, it really is disgusting. It's super gross. from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God, that's the worst idea I've ever heard. from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God, what about our parents? from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It's okay. Doctor Wong, great! from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God. from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God. from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God. from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God. from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God. Miss, you want some... Sorry! from Friends with Kids
Oh, my God. What do we do? What do we say? from Friends with Kids
Oh, my goodness, wow. Hi. from Friends with Kids
Oh, my goodness, you're huge! And I like you tremendously! from Friends with Kids
Oh, my goodness! How you doing? from Friends with Kids
Oh, my goodness. from Friends with Kids
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my God! So sorry. from Friends with Kids
Oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't mean it that way. from Friends with Kids
Oh, no, no, no. She sounds... She sounds great. from Friends with Kids
Oh, no, not quite. MJ's still in bed. We had a pretty late night. from Friends with Kids
Oh, no. I had this epic nine year thing from college with this guy Andy, from Friends with Kids
Oh, no. They're here. from Friends with Kids
Oh, right. from Friends with Kids
Oh, shit. You guys have a fight? from Friends with Kids
Oh, thank you for asking about my night, by the way. from Friends with Kids
Oh, that's not fair, that is not fair. from Friends with Kids
Oh, the body is just the gravy. from Friends with Kids
Oh, there's a guy in my bed. from Friends with Kids
Oh, we... We broke up. from Friends with Kids
Oh, yeah, the monitor's right there. Go ahead. from Friends with Kids
Oh, yes, I think so. I think it was pretty tight. from Friends with Kids
Oh, you know what, but this is actually the fake stuff, carob. from Friends with Kids
Oh... from Friends with Kids
Oh... from Friends with Kids
Okay, all right, great. We'll take him tonight then. from Friends with Kids
Okay, all right, I got you. Let's go. from Friends with Kids
Okay, all right, in that case, I would go with cancer. from Friends with Kids
Okay, all right, you know what? We'll both put you to bed, from Friends with Kids
Okay, all right. from Friends with Kids
Okay, bud, let's get you in your PJs, and then we'll open the present, okay? from Friends with Kids
Okay, bud. from Friends with Kids
Okay, buddy, good night. from Friends with Kids
Okay, fine. Shark. It's faster. from Friends with Kids
Okay, gorgeous boy, let's go get you dressed. from Friends with Kids
Okay, got it. from Friends with Kids
Okay, I... from Friends with Kids
Okay, let's rip it. Okay. from Friends with Kids
Okay, maybe partly he feels sorry for her. Is that so bad? from Friends with Kids
Okay, so, Maryjane, this is my father and my mother. from Friends with Kids
Okay, sweetie. I love you so much. Good night, okay. from Friends with Kids
Okay, we both wanted a kid but not each other, from Friends with Kids
Okay, well maybe I can meet you... Hello? from Friends with Kids
Okay, well, get ready because here's the amazing thing. from Friends with Kids
Okay, well, I actually have to be at the theater at like 7:00. from Friends with Kids
Okay, well, you set her up with a guy, what, four years ago? from Friends with Kids
Okay, well... from Friends with Kids
Okay, yeah, maybe I was hitting on you. But... from Friends with Kids
Okay, you're going to open it really fast? Are you gonna rip it open? from Friends with Kids
Okay? from Friends with Kids
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Okay. Okay, that's enough. from Friends with Kids
On how it's gonna affect him, and the right way to handle it, and all that. from Friends with Kids
On the off chance? from Friends with Kids
One foot. Other foot. from Friends with Kids
Open it! Open it! from Friends with Kids
Or any fancy place. from Friends with Kids
Or anywhere. We are going to keep them at home. from Friends with Kids
Or if I had to say you were back at your old weight when you weren't. from Friends with Kids
Or impregnate you ever again, as long as I live. I swear to God. from Friends with Kids
Or sneak into the movie theater for a double feature. from Friends with Kids
Our tragic marriage? from Friends with Kids
Our way of... from Friends with Kids
Over the last six months. Not that I'm particularly proud of, but... from Friends with Kids
People are fucking crazy. from Friends with Kids
People bake things and knit little hats... from Friends with Kids
People change, you know? from Friends with Kids
People, it's Manhattan, we're here to live the dream, from Friends with Kids
Perfect. from Friends with Kids
Please disregard what I just said. from Friends with Kids
Please don't do that. from Friends with Kids
Please, please, just let me fuck the shit out of you right now. from Friends with Kids
Please, please, please don't. Okay, thank you very much. from Friends with Kids
Please. from Friends with Kids
Plus he only likes hot girls with big tits. He doesn't find me even remotely attractive. from Friends with Kids
Pretty great, huh? What do you think, bud? from Friends with Kids
Probably not. from Friends with Kids
Probably. from Friends with Kids
PS 687 is the best public pre school. from Friends with Kids
Put myself together and good hair, two things. from Friends with Kids
Puts hair on your chest. from Friends with Kids
Ready for rocket ship? Here you go. from Friends with Kids
Really great. from Friends with Kids
Really? from Friends with Kids
Really? Already? from Friends with Kids
Really? I think you have a great nose. from Friends with Kids
Really? Is that what girls need? Are you going to tell me about what girls need? from Friends with Kids
Really? Me, too. How long? from Friends with Kids
Really? Well, Jule and Jase are here, so why don't you come out! from Friends with Kids
Really? Who remembers? from Friends with Kids
Really? Why didn't you ever tell me that? from Friends with Kids
Really. I was eating lunch. from Friends with Kids
Reinforcements flying in. from Friends with Kids
Remember at my dad's funeral? When they had sex in that... from Friends with Kids
Right now, all right? Because this is it. from Friends with Kids
Right, built in child care. from Friends with Kids
Right, they get all kinds of time together when the kid's with the ex, from Friends with Kids
Right? Because with early detection and vigilance... from Friends with Kids
Right? Either way you're dying. from Friends with Kids
Right? We made a deal, buddy, right? Let's get you to bed. from Friends with Kids
Right. from Friends with Kids
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Right. from Friends with Kids
Right. from Friends with Kids
Right. from Friends with Kids
Right. I'm Jason. This is my son. from Friends with Kids
Right. I'm just confused. It's not like I really want him or something, right? from Friends with Kids
Right. Right. Of course. from Friends with Kids
Right. Right. Okay. from Friends with Kids
Right. We have the kid, share all the responsibility, from Friends with Kids
See how happy he is? from Friends with Kids
See, I thought you felt the same way. from Friends with Kids
See, that's my baby. from Friends with Kids
Seems to have it all. from Friends with Kids
Sense of humor. from Friends with Kids
Serious, you guys, everything's gonna be the same. from Friends with Kids
Seriously, a little sensitivity for the have nots, please. from Friends with Kids
Seriously, I expected a lot more out of these guys. A lot of big talk. from Friends with Kids
Seriously, look at all the men. from Friends with Kids
Seriously, so whatever happens, whatever the fuck happens, from Friends with Kids
Seriously! from Friends with Kids
Several notches above Andy on his best day. from Friends with Kids
She acts like I ****d her to have a kid. from Friends with Kids
She always buys a second ticket, always. from Friends with Kids
She gave me a fucking blowjob on the Taconic! from Friends with Kids
She got needy. And she voted for Bush. 2004, actually. from Friends with Kids
She is a skinny, flexible dancer, with a big rack. from Friends with Kids
She is so cool and smart and talented, and she doesn't want kids. from Friends with Kids
She is. I can't wait for you to meet her. from Friends with Kids
She literally does this position where her legs go behind her... from Friends with Kids
She over French pronounces French words. from Friends with Kids
She paid me $200,000 from Friends with Kids
She wants to be back in the dating pool in six to eight weeks, from Friends with Kids
She won't even take the little shampoo bottles from the hotel room, from Friends with Kids
She would like me to unplug her, and I will. from Friends with Kids
She'll be fine. She's got a great from Friends with Kids
She's amazing, you're gonna love her. from Friends with Kids
She's insulting, I'm insulting, it's a terrible day for you. from Friends with Kids
She's moving in with me. from Friends with Kids
Shit, what do we tell our friends? from Friends with Kids
Shit! from Friends with Kids
Shit! from Friends with Kids
Sit. Thank you. from Friends with Kids
Six months to a year of awesome before we're plunged into babydom from Friends with Kids
Ski boots. Oscillating fan. from Friends with Kids
Ski trip! Leave in 20. from Friends with Kids
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Slow painful death by disease, from Friends with Kids
Smartest, from Friends with Kids
So how 'bout the whole Ben and Missy of it all? from Friends with Kids
So I can either call you a car, or maybe you want to come up for a drink, from Friends with Kids
So I just wanted to get it to you under the wire. from Friends with Kids
So I think it might end up being the same tightness overall. from Friends with Kids
So I'm gonna talk to you later, okay? from Friends with Kids
So if we can just raise our glasses. from Friends with Kids
So if you could just let it tear naturally... from Friends with Kids
So if you eat everything, and if you eat nicely, from Friends with Kids
So it's like... from Friends with Kids
So just boring? Flatline? from Friends with Kids
So just... You should go home. from Friends with Kids
So look, this is me. from Friends with Kids
So may I approach the bench? from Friends with Kids
So nice... from Friends with Kids
So the exercises paid off. from Friends with Kids
So there's none of that sex stuff to cloud the experience. from Friends with Kids
So we could still have the romantic part, right? from Friends with Kids
So we find her somebody younger, like your age. from Friends with Kids
So we just decided to do it. from Friends with Kids
So what are you saying? from Friends with Kids
So why didn't you guys ever even try being together? from Friends with Kids
So you can roll into evening if it's going well, from Friends with Kids
So you get to take him away from me? from Friends with Kids
So you're divorced? from Friends with Kids
So you're... That's your... Okay. from Friends with Kids
So, a life coach. What exactly does that mean? from Friends with Kids
So, are you guys all packed? from Friends with Kids
So, did you knock up a Catholic girl, or... from Friends with Kids
So, do I have the job? from Friends with Kids
So, have you guys thought about what you're gonna tell Joe when he gets older? from Friends with Kids
So, I just... You're very... You know... from Friends with Kids
So, I think it's an impressive, strategic move on his part. from Friends with Kids
So, I'm curious, whose idea was this anyhow? from Friends with Kids
So, I'm sorry, you said you had... Thank you. You had news. What's your news? from Friends with Kids
So, if you'll excuse me, I have to go shower, change, from Friends with Kids
So, Jase, how's work? from Friends with Kids
So, this is Joe. from Friends with Kids
So, wait, are Ben and Missy late, or... from Friends with Kids
So, what are we talking? Like once a... from Friends with Kids
So, what do you do? from Friends with Kids
So, you guys, tell me everything, what's been happening? from Friends with Kids
Someone's here to see you. from Friends with Kids
Something like that, yeah. Nice guy, though. from Friends with Kids
Something smells good. from Friends with Kids
Sorry about that, baby. from Friends with Kids
Sorry I said anything. Let's start again. from Friends with Kids
Sorry, do you wanna go get coffee with me, by any chance? from Friends with Kids
Sorry, go ahead. from Friends with Kids
Sorry, I have to take this. from Friends with Kids
Sorry, no. It's just stuff. from Friends with Kids
Sorry, okay. from Friends with Kids
Sorry. from Friends with Kids
Sorry. Hey, what do you want for your birthday, anyway? from Friends with Kids
Sorry. What, you guys aren't really back in the saddle? from Friends with Kids
Speaking of masturbating, who wants some chicken? from Friends with Kids
Stop it, it's a great idea. from Friends with Kids
Stop it. Stop it. from Friends with Kids
Stop it. Stop that. from Friends with Kids
Streak night in college. from Friends with Kids
Sweetie, are you... from Friends with Kids
Talk about him behind his back and leave him out of things? from Friends with Kids
Tell him he's a douchebag? from Friends with Kids
Terrible luggage. from Friends with Kids
Than myself die a slow painful death by disease. from Friends with Kids
Thank you all very, very much. Thank you. from Friends with Kids
Thank you for that. from Friends with Kids
Thank you very much. from Friends with Kids
Thank you. from Friends with Kids
Thank you. from Friends with Kids
Thank you. from Friends with Kids
Thank you. from Friends with Kids
Thank you. He's so big, it could be that that just canceled out any looseness. from Friends with Kids
Thank you. Okay. from Friends with Kids
Thank you. We thought we'd try. See how far we get. from Friends with Kids
Thanks for sending me her Facebook page, by the way, from Friends with Kids
Thanks for taking him tonight. I had a really rough deadline. from Friends with Kids
Thanks for... from Friends with Kids
Thanks, Mom. from Friends with Kids
Thanks, Steph. Thank you. from Friends with Kids
Thanks, yeah, I think so. from Friends with Kids
Thanks. from Friends with Kids
Thanks. from Friends with Kids
Thanks. from Friends with Kids
Thanks. from Friends with Kids
That guy over there, is the Holy fucking Grail. from Friends with Kids
That hurts! from Friends with Kids
That is fully half of my life. from Friends with Kids
That is not that big of a deal. from Friends with Kids
That is true. from Friends with Kids
That it was going to be shitty for nine or ten months. from Friends with Kids
That it was just some, like, arrangement, so they could have sex with hotter people! from Friends with Kids
That makes me the villain. from Friends with Kids
That MJ's really something, huh. from Friends with Kids
That their parents want to be with other people, from Friends with Kids
That thing, whatever it is. from Friends with Kids
That was before your time. We went on a really fun trip. from Friends with Kids
That was good help, buddy, thank you very much. from Friends with Kids
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That was you. from Friends with Kids
That we do, I just don't want to scare him, you know? from Friends with Kids
That... That's... from Friends with Kids
That'll make you mean. from Friends with Kids
That's as happy as he's ever going to be. from Friends with Kids
That's Ben over there. from Friends with Kids
That's better. I'm sorry I don't have big tits. I know that's your thing. from Friends with Kids
That's good and depressing. from Friends with Kids
That's his hungry cry. Just go feed him. from Friends with Kids
That's just the way it is. from Friends with Kids
That's Mommy, and that's Daddy. Can you believe that? from Friends with Kids
That's my shitty life. from Friends with Kids
That's nice. I don't need any gifts. from Friends with Kids
That's okay. I've seen your tits. from Friends with Kids
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That's perfect. A call or a text would have been nice, from Friends with Kids
That's right. I gotta hand it to you guys, from Friends with Kids
That's so great. That's so great. from Friends with Kids
That's so nice of you. from Friends with Kids
That's two cards. Just so you know. from Friends with Kids
That's what Missy and I didn't have. When things were great, we were great. from Friends with Kids
That's what you need. You need a guy like Jim. from Friends with Kids
That's why you stay with someone from Friends with Kids
The good thing is, he won't notice the difference for another two years. from Friends with Kids
The kid's got shtick, already got shtick, this kid. from Friends with Kids
The loosening of the vagina from Friends with Kids
The nicest, from Friends with Kids
The part I just can't wrap my brain around? from Friends with Kids
The person you chose on the planet over absolutely everyone else to be with. from Friends with Kids
The rules presume that both deaths could occur. from Friends with Kids
The thing is, I'm old. ls the thing. from Friends with Kids
The truth is they just didn't want to end up like us. from Friends with Kids
The what? from Friends with Kids
Then I promise I will never try to kiss you, or fuck you, from Friends with Kids
Then start looking for your guy. from Friends with Kids
Then they get QT with the kid because it's special. from Friends with Kids
Then we were in line, a phone call... from Friends with Kids
Then you say you're not sure whose it is. You've been dating casually. from Friends with Kids
There he is. from Friends with Kids
There we go. from Friends with Kids
There, keep pushing. from Friends with Kids
There's no catch. Great guy, great dad, very successful contractor. from Friends with Kids
These don't fit that well, huh? I guess you're getting big. from Friends with Kids
They are a delight. Cheers. from Friends with Kids
They can. You can't mitigate risk to zero. from Friends with Kids
They don't want French fries flying into their plates, okay? from Friends with Kids
They get all the toxic unsexy stuff out of the way with the first person, from Friends with Kids
They had no idea. from Friends with Kids
They have sex way more than anyone we know. from Friends with Kids
They look beautiful. from Friends with Kids
They only have to deal with the kid half the time. from Friends with Kids
They told us before. We knew and we didn't want to say anything. from Friends with Kids
They'd probably revoke your parenting license or something. from Friends with Kids
They're just gonna fuck one time and have a kid. from Friends with Kids
They're not as promising. from Friends with Kids
They're not getting together. from Friends with Kids
Think about it, aneurysm, it goes fast, you don't even know it's happening, from Friends with Kids
Thirty five minutes? I think we're late enough. from Friends with Kids
This guy is amazing. from Friends with Kids
This has got nothing to do with you. from Friends with Kids
This is a guy who is a terrific friend, and he is a disaster romantically. from Friends with Kids
This is all very weird. from Friends with Kids
This is for your share, son. from Friends with Kids
This is good. Change is good. I'm telling you, I have at least four setups. from Friends with Kids
This is Julie, and this is MJ. from Friends with Kids
This is ridiculous. from Friends with Kids
This was the romantic part. from Friends with Kids
This year, or next year, or whenever, from Friends with Kids
Thought it would be more romantic to take our time, stop along the way. from Friends with Kids
Three months. from Friends with Kids
To all normal people who struggle and make sacrifices from Friends with Kids
To be honest, you can't really walk around with that from Friends with Kids
To Jase and Jule. from Friends with Kids
To try and sell beer. from Friends with Kids
To us, specifically and in general. from Friends with Kids
To witness this grand experiment in progress. from Friends with Kids
Totally makes sense to me. from Friends with Kids
Tougher than the LSATs. from Friends with Kids
Troy. from Friends with Kids
Twice. from Friends with Kids
Two seconds, we'll be right back. Two seconds. from Friends with Kids
Unless you marry a divorced guy with kids. from Friends with Kids
Unless you're in a plane that goes down in the ocean from Friends with Kids
Until I'm certain we're fully committed to one another. from Friends with Kids
Wait a minute, I just got him. Don't take him away. from Friends with Kids
Wait, so who was this guy again? from Friends with Kids
Wait, wait. Hold my hand. from Friends with Kids
Wait, your message got cut off. You didn't like Russell? He's gorgeous. from Friends with Kids
Wait. I just... from Friends with Kids
Wall Street guy, looking to clear his conscience kind of thing? from Friends with Kids
Was it just not a good idea? from Friends with Kids
We are never going to bring our kids to a place like this. from Friends with Kids
We can have ice cream for dessert. from Friends with Kids
We didn't want to be anywhere near each other. from Friends with Kids
We don't know those people. Those people are mean, and angry, and... from Friends with Kids
We don't want to fall into the trap that most of our friends have... from Friends with Kids
We gotta get your shoes off. Let's put you in the bed. Real quick. from Friends with Kids
We had been going through the motions for years, for the kids, from Friends with Kids
We had this great plan that we would raise a kid together, from Friends with Kids
We have the same taste, we have the same sense of humor. from Friends with Kids
We just don't want to subject that kid to our tragic marriage. from Friends with Kids
We just fell out of love. from Friends with Kids
We love each other, we trust each other, we're responsible, gainfully employed, from Friends with Kids
We ran into a couple of his friends from work downstairs... from Friends with Kids
We saw an ER episode where the woman got spinal meningitis from Friends with Kids
We should say good night to your dad. It's way past your bedtime. from Friends with Kids
We used to have a ski share every winter, so just try and keep up. from Friends with Kids
We want to do it in a way that doesn't kill the romance and... from Friends with Kids
We were just drinking heavily by ourselves. from Friends with Kids
We'll be right there, you guys! This is so exciting! from Friends with Kids
We're all men, right? I mean, I showed up a man, I'm pretty sure. from Friends with Kids
We're excited. from Friends with Kids
We're friends, and she really wanted a baby. So, you know, this is my life now. from Friends with Kids
We're gonna be fine. from Friends with Kids
We're gonna put it right over there. Don't get too close to that fire. from Friends with Kids
We're literally going to see you in two hours. from Friends with Kids
We're not Mormons or old timey people. We don't exactly have a way of life, babe. from Friends with Kids
We're not quite there yet. from Friends with Kids
We're pregnant. from Friends with Kids
We're so sorry. from Friends with Kids
We've got quiche Lorraine, and spinach, too. from Friends with Kids
We've had two dinner dates, and late drinks, she calls to cancel at the last minute, from Friends with Kids
Well done, doll. Did you do this through your boss? from Friends with Kids
Well that's not gonna happen. from Friends with Kids
Well, at least Ben and Missy will be there. That's big. from Friends with Kids
Well, Daddy sleeps in his house, and you know what? from Friends with Kids
Well, do you want us to wait for you guys, we have room for... from Friends with Kids
Well, I'm with Maryjane. from Friends with Kids
Well, it wouldn't be awesome but better them than me. from Friends with Kids
Well, look, I know for my part, I'm not gonna introduce Jule to my kids from Friends with Kids
Well, maybe this drop dead beautiful woman who owns the "claw" will let you... from Friends with Kids
Well, she's an amazing dancer, so you can imagine how flexible she is. from Friends with Kids
Well, sometimes we can be loud, too. from Friends with Kids
Well, then, you told the guy whom you only slept with once, me, from Friends with Kids
Well, we also have the advantage of... We're not sleeping together, from Friends with Kids
Well, we've been filling out the world's most ridiculous kindergarten application for Cole, from Friends with Kids
Well, what would we tell our future people? from Friends with Kids
Well, where's Kurt? from Friends with Kids
Well, yeah, we gotta get down to business here, sweetie. from Friends with Kids
Well, you got back out there, and we're all real proud of you. from Friends with Kids
Well, your mom will cry, and my dad will write a check. from Friends with Kids
Well... from Friends with Kids
Well... from Friends with Kids
What about you, Maryjane, do you want to have kids? from Friends with Kids
What am I supposed to do with that? from Friends with Kids
What are you doing? from Friends with Kids
What are you doing? from Friends with Kids
What better woman could I have picked to be the mother of my child? from Friends with Kids
What do you mean? That's happening right now. from Friends with Kids
What happened? from Friends with Kids
What if I meet my guy while I'm pregnant? from Friends with Kids
What is it, huh? You wanna look? from Friends with Kids
What is it? from Friends with Kids
What is the tits thing? I sort of get it now, but... from Friends with Kids
What more responsible choice could I have made? from Friends with Kids
What that I can get in the next three hours? from Friends with Kids
What? from Friends with Kids
What? from Friends with Kids
What? "it" for her? from Friends with Kids
What? Doll, that's great. from Friends with Kids
What? With Kurt? from Friends with Kids
What's the catch? from Friends with Kids
What's up, guys? from Friends with Kids
What's wrong with your nose? from Friends with Kids
Whatever. from Friends with Kids
When he finds out that his parents never loved each other? from Friends with Kids
When we're having guests over? Jesus! from Friends with Kids
When you're not busy crashing elementary school functions. from Friends with Kids
Where is everybody? I thought I'd be the last. from Friends with Kids
Which basically means 45 minutes. from Friends with Kids
Which is nice, but cancer, you get to prepare, say your goodbyes, from Friends with Kids
Which was already wrapped and paid for and two blocks from his office... from Friends with Kids
Which would you rather? from Friends with Kids
Who are available and ready to commit in their late thirties? from Friends with Kids
Who do we know, good guys, from Friends with Kids
Whose dick did you kiss to get the company pen, you know what I mean? from Friends with Kids
Why am I dying? Why is this fun? from Friends with Kids
Why are you proud of that? It's gross. from Friends with Kids
Why doesn't Daddy sleep in our house? from Friends with Kids
Why don't you feed him? from Friends with Kids
Why don't you stop hitting me? It's a pain in the ass. from Friends with Kids
Why would you wanna bring your kids to a place like this? from Friends with Kids
With a different woman every couple of months. from Friends with Kids
With a laptop and a sandwich. from Friends with Kids
With something as important as bringing a child into the world, from Friends with Kids
With us? That's different. from Friends with Kids
World of pain coming. from Friends with Kids
Wow, do you always talk this much? from Friends with Kids
Wow, does that move really work on people... from Friends with Kids
Wow, thanks, Al. from Friends with Kids
Wow, that is bold! from Friends with Kids
Wow, that's a mouthful. from Friends with Kids
Wow, that's big. You ready for it? from Friends with Kids
Wow, this is coming off very gay. And I am straight, 100%. from Friends with Kids
Wow, you are such a pig! You're a complete pig! from Friends with Kids
Wow, you get square footage in Brooklyn, huh? from Friends with Kids
Wow, you must be Kurt. from Friends with Kids
Wow. from Friends with Kids
Wow. Someone got lucky. from Friends with Kids
Wow. Thanks for saying that. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, from Friends with Kids
Yeah, a year or two. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, but the proof is in the pudding. I mean, he's a great kid. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, do you want to say hi to "claw"? from Friends with Kids
Yeah, give everybody the food... from Friends with Kids
Yeah, he's actually my neighbor's dog. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, I figured out the thing I kept fucking up, it was the lever... from Friends with Kids
Yeah, I had no idea what a big deal this whole thing was. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, I heard about that, too. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, I mean, meeting the friends, and Jason and dancer girl with the tits. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, I meant all of them. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, if you survive it. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, it's the six of us, and Katherine. Unless you break up with her before then. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, just a second... from Friends with Kids
Yeah, just spitball. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, no, I mean we definitely read all the books, and articles and... from Friends with Kids
Yeah, of course, it's fine. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, really. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, sure, it turns out I'm much better with shit than she is. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, thanks a lot, Al. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, that wasn't great. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, that'd be perfect, beat the system. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, that's fine. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, that's fine. Just make it a breakfast. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, they're probably in hell. from Friends with Kids
Yeah, we know. Do you have to make it a 45 minute production from Friends with Kids
Yeah! from Friends with Kids
Yeah? from Friends with Kids
Yeah? Okay. from Friends with Kids
Yeah. from Friends with Kids
Yeah. from Friends with Kids
Yeah. Is she nice? Does she have any sort of personality? from Friends with Kids
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. from Friends with Kids
Yep. from Friends with Kids
Yep. from Friends with Kids
Yep. All day. from Friends with Kids
Yep. And I only had to blow him like three times. from Friends with Kids
Yes it is, ljustjut it out a lot because I'm self conscious. from Friends with Kids
Yes, I've had a few one night versions of that from Friends with Kids
Yes, yes. from Friends with Kids
Yes? from Friends with Kids
Yes. from Friends with Kids
Yes. from Friends with Kids
Yes. from Friends with Kids
Yes. It's annoying. from Friends with Kids
You all right? from Friends with Kids
You always said if I was on a date and it was going well, to just go for it. from Friends with Kids
You always want to find some way to stay above the fray, right? from Friends with Kids
You and Joe. Just you and Joe. from Friends with Kids
You are good on your feet. Your pitches must go great. from Friends with Kids
You are one extremely handsome German man. from Friends with Kids
You are so terrible at this. You are so bad. from Friends with Kids
You are such a pumpkin. from Friends with Kids
You are such an asshole. from Friends with Kids
You are. from Friends with Kids
You can get out this way. Please. from Friends with Kids
You can see him whenever you want, as much as you want. from Friends with Kids
You can take these up to your place, right? from Friends with Kids
You can't change the rules, Jase. You gotta pick. from Friends with Kids
You don't think Gladys is working out? from Friends with Kids
You don't think it's insulting to our way of life? from Friends with Kids
You don't want that. You don't want your brother. from Friends with Kids
You gonna carry the boots, Cole? from Friends with Kids
You got visitors, the in laws, everyone's around, from Friends with Kids
You guys are super progressive and cool and all of that shit, from Friends with Kids
You guys didn't think any of this through. from Friends with Kids
You guys, I mean it. No, no, no. We're doing so well. from Friends with Kids
You have no idea. from Friends with Kids
You have? When? from Friends with Kids
You know I'd pay for school. I've always said that. from Friends with Kids
You know I'm gonna need to get down there at some point, from Friends with Kids
You know what the hardest part is to me, though? from Friends with Kids
You know what, Benny? from Friends with Kids
You know what, can you guys watch him for a second? from Friends with Kids
You know what, guys? I think that they are really struggling. from Friends with Kids
You know what, I feel like there are so many unconventional parenting situations, from Friends with Kids
You know what, we don't actually allow sweets this early in the day. from Friends with Kids
You know what? I'm not gonna find my guy till post baby, from Friends with Kids
You know what? This is what we'll do. We'll open the present real fast from Friends with Kids
You know what? We have Sunday, right? from Friends with Kids
You know, because you only get one shot at a first impression. from Friends with Kids
You know, I didn't want him to... from Friends with Kids
You know, I just want somebody. from Friends with Kids
You know, I think I'm gonna stick around, go tomorrow with Jule. from Friends with Kids
You know, I've loved this girl for 19 years, Ben. from Friends with Kids
You know, it's just always been a thing for me, like... from Friends with Kids
You know, nothing really. There's no big story there. from Friends with Kids
You know, old friends and new. from Friends with Kids
You know, some people just aren't meant to be parents. from Friends with Kids
You know, was this a terrible idea? Not the thing, not the plan, but this way. from Friends with Kids
You know, why don't we just dial it down a notch? I mean, it's a ski trip! from Friends with Kids
You know, you go through pregnancy from Friends with Kids
You know. from Friends with Kids
You like this? from Friends with Kids
You look a little... from Friends with Kids
You look beautiful, by the way. from Friends with Kids
You look gorgeous. from Friends with Kids
You made a totally irresponsible decision about a kid! from Friends with Kids
You make the rest of us look bad. from Friends with Kids
You might want to have a few key discussions, you know? from Friends with Kids
You never go short, right? You can't wear heels... from Friends with Kids
You never opened your gift from last year, from Friends with Kids
You open the door, your kid runs in and gives you a big hug, from Friends with Kids
You really think Troy's doing great from Friends with Kids
You see? I don't know how you get to be the most important person to your person from Friends with Kids
You should know that. Don't let the hair product fool you. from Friends with Kids
You tell me! from Friends with Kids
You think that I haven't thought this through? from Friends with Kids
You think that we don't love each other? from Friends with Kids
You thought I was an asshole, from Friends with Kids
You wanna come up? from Friends with Kids
You wanna open it, sweetie? from Friends with Kids
You want me to get it? I'll get it, I'm doing everything else. from Friends with Kids
You want to be already divorced, with a kid, so you can meet the man of your dreams? from Friends with Kids
You want to be with under the worst possible circumstances. from Friends with Kids
You want to have a kid, but without all the shit that comes with marriage. from Friends with Kids
You wanted to keep the kid 'cause you're old. from Friends with Kids
You were? from Friends with Kids
You would rather watch the love of your life die slowly and painfully? from Friends with Kids
You're all glowy. from Friends with Kids
You're gonna hit on me with a baby? That's terrible. Boo! from Friends with Kids
You're my best friend. from Friends with Kids
You're my family. from Friends with Kids
You're not a widow, that's not what "widow" means. from Friends with Kids
You're okay. from Friends with Kids
You're really sweet. from Friends with Kids
You're saying it's it for her. I mean, she's not dying. from Friends with Kids
You're stalling. from Friends with Kids
You're such a jerk, I hate you... from Friends with Kids
You're the love of my life, Jule. You're my person, and... from Friends with Kids
You're welcome. from Friends with Kids
Your chin's not weak. from Friends with Kids
Your momma is my baby. from Friends with Kids
Your vagina looks like a jellyfish. from Friends with Kids
38, 32, not so much. from Friends with Kids
A late lunch. A late lunch, yes. from Friends with Kids
A little bit mean. Just a couple of times. She's gone. I'm gonna kill her. from Friends with Kids
Alex. MJ. Hi, I'm Alex. from Friends with Kids
All over the place. Yeah, 'cause when you're dealing from Friends with Kids
All right, I got you. All right. from Friends with Kids
And let's do this. Okay. from Friends with Kids
And that's you. Wait. Wait. from Friends with Kids
And what about... I don't want ketchup! from Friends with Kids
And you have a baby. Yeah. from Friends with Kids
Are you kidding me? Look. from Friends with Kids
Are you not okay with this? What? from Friends with Kids
But he got your upper lip, thank God. And hopefully my sense of humor. from Friends with Kids
But she's Kegeling. Talking about Kegeling? from Friends with Kids
But there's no guy. Great. from Friends with Kids
Bye! Bye. Good night, buddy boy. from Friends with Kids
Bye. Bye. from Friends with Kids
Bye. How about a kiss. Just kidding. from Friends with Kids
Bye. Say good night to Daddy. from Friends with Kids
C) Kay? C)Kay from Friends with Kids
Callie told you? Yeah. from Friends with Kids
Can we get another? Thank you. from Friends with Kids
Can you do it? Yeah, can you deal with the coffee? from Friends with Kids
Can you imagine? There, see. See how fat I look. from Friends with Kids
Cheers! Cheers! from Friends with Kids
Cherry popped. So to speak. from Friends with Kids
Come on, that doesn't make you mean. Maybe it does. from Friends with Kids
Come on. Let me just dim the lights a little bit. from Friends with Kids
Come on... I think it's hate your mom. from Friends with Kids
Dad... Oh, no, no, it's fine. from Friends with Kids
Death by drowning or fire? Not now! from Friends with Kids
Did you do the mobile? Mobile... from Friends with Kids
Did you enjoy the show? Oh, my God, it was amazing! from Friends with Kids
Did you meet MJ? Yeah, we just met. from Friends with Kids
Did you say 1,400 something? Yes, ma'am. from Friends with Kids
Do you feel inadequate? Do you feel enormous? from Friends with Kids
Does that feel like not into you? No. from Friends with Kids
Even better. Except for my kid. from Friends with Kids
Excuse me? Both of us. from Friends with Kids
For real. It's fine. from Friends with Kids
Fuck you, why didn't you ask me? Fuck you, you were in Chicago. from Friends with Kids
Get the fuck out. No. from Friends with Kids
Go masturbate. Okay... from Friends with Kids
God, you didn't even tell me! It's not a big deal. from Friends with Kids
Good God, hello. This is Alex right here. MJ. from Friends with Kids
Good, nice to meet you. Holy God. from Friends with Kids
Gotta stop meeting like this. Hi, doll. from Friends with Kids
Great, you're the best. Okay. from Friends with Kids
Great. Okay, try again. from Friends with Kids
Great. That's funny. from Friends with Kids
Guys, can you believe this? What? from Friends with Kids
Happy birthday, little fella. Thanks, haven't seen you in a while. from Friends with Kids
Happy birthday. Thanks. from Friends with Kids
Happy birthday. Thanks. from Friends with Kids
Have a kid. Get it over with. What? from Friends with Kids
Have fun. Thanks a lot. from Friends with Kids
He is a great kid. Yeah. from Friends with Kids
He is not... Yeah... from Friends with Kids
He wants me to meet his kids this weekend. Oh, yeah? from Friends with Kids
He's a criminal. Yeah. from Friends with Kids
He's good at that. No. from Friends with Kids
He's like an annoying dog of a brother. Right. from Friends with Kids
He's pretty special, huh? Yeah. from Friends with Kids
He's short for you. Yes. He's too short for me, right? from Friends with Kids
Hello! Hi. from Friends with Kids
Hello. Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. from Friends with Kids
Here you go. Okay, bud. from Friends with Kids
Here. Thank you. from Friends with Kids
Hey, buddy, good to see you again. Yeah. I know. I know. from Friends with Kids
Hey, buddy. They know each other. from Friends with Kids
Hey, did you hear? They're closing Ollie's. No, I hadn't. from Friends with Kids
Hey, did you meet MJ? I did. I met her. from Friends with Kids
Hey, doll, you did great. Thanks. from Friends with Kids
Hey, everybody! Do you wanna top up? from Friends with Kids
Hey, guys. Hey, Alex. from Friends with Kids
Hey, hey, hey, guys... I'm being serious! from Friends with Kids
Hey, hey, hey, where you going? Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. I'm going home. from Friends with Kids
Hey, Jase, did you remember to get... Of course, I did. from Friends with Kids
Hey, man. Hey! Oh... from Friends with Kids
Hey, man. Well done. from Friends with Kids
Hey, Marcy. Hello, sweetheart. from Friends with Kids
Hey, Troy. Hello. from Friends with Kids
Hey! Happy Birthday. from Friends with Kids
Hey! This is MJ. from Friends with Kids
Hey. Hey, how we doing? from Friends with Kids
Hey. Oh, thank God you're here. from Friends with Kids
Hey. Oh, there's Jason. from Friends with Kids
Hey. What the hell was that about? from Friends with Kids
Hey. Hi, guys. Hi. from Friends with Kids
Hi, Alex. How are you? How are you? from Friends with Kids
Hi, beauty. You look so pretty. from Friends with Kids
Hi, I'm MJ. Sorry, this is Julie. from Friends with Kids
Hi. Happy birthday. from Friends with Kids
Hi. Hey, how are you? from Friends with Kids
Hi. How's it going? from Friends with Kids
Hi. Your kids are adorable. from Friends with Kids
Hi. How are you? I'm Marcy. from Friends with Kids
Hi. How are you? Good to see you. Nice to see you. from Friends with Kids
Hi. So happy to meet you. Nice to meet you. from Friends with Kids
Honey, please. MJ, I should warn you, we're pretty good. from Friends with Kids
How do you make that work? It is a fancy prison. from Friends with Kids
How old are they? She is seven, and the twins are five. from Friends with Kids
How was it? It was amazing. from Friends with Kids
How you doing? How's it going, man? from Friends with Kids
How? Up the morphine drip. You? from Friends with Kids
I am so sorry, man. I had no idea. It's fine. It's fine. It's... from Friends with Kids
I can't wait for you to meet her. Yeah, me, too. from Friends with Kids
I did. YOU did? from Friends with Kids
I do it. You wanna do it? from Friends with Kids
I do know that. Agreed. All right. from Friends with Kids
I do! I do! Thomas! Let's do this. from Friends with Kids
I do. I just love that... from Friends with Kids
I don't hate them... I love those. from Friends with Kids
I don't know them. All right. from Friends with Kids
I don't want to go. You're going. You should just go. from Friends with Kids
I feel totally inadequate. No,donT from Friends with Kids
I give it like three weeks. Poor Katherine. from Friends with Kids
I hate Brooklyn. Brooklyn is the new Manhattan. from Friends with Kids
I have a baby. Okay. from Friends with Kids
I know what I've said. After everything you said... from Friends with Kids
I know you want an espresso. Oh, please. from Friends with Kids
I know. Jase, I'm finally in a good place, okay? from Friends with Kids
I know. Oh, my God. from Friends with Kids
I know. Ready? from Friends with Kids
I know. Yeah. from Friends with Kids
I love touching your face. I love it when you do. from Friends with Kids
I love you. Okay. Love you, too. from Friends with Kids
I mean, it's hard, yeah. It's got to be hard. Sure. from Friends with Kids
I mean, like, I'm sore from overuse. Whoa, dude... from Friends with Kids
I mean, we definitely... We got into it. from Friends with Kids
I mean, you're... Did you... I lost weight. from Friends with Kids
I might have to murder him. Do you want me to put the sauce on? from Friends with Kids
I miss you a little. Yeah? from Friends with Kids
I think he hates me! No, he doesn't hate you, sweetie. from Friends with Kids
I think it's gonna be fun. Do you think it's too soon? from Friends with Kids
I think you should come up. No, it's okay. from Friends with Kids
I thought I had your blessing. You do. from Friends with Kids
I was named after shoes. It's a terrible name. from Friends with Kids
I was reading an article... Maybe you could shut the door. from Friends with Kids
I'll be right back. I want to hear your news. Okay. from Friends with Kids
I'll get it to you tomorrow. ...still couldn't find the time to pick it up. from Friends with Kids
I'm going on my date. Okay, bye, Jule. from Friends with Kids
I'm gonna have a kid no matter what. Well, me, too. At least one. from Friends with Kids
I'm gonna open one of these. Do that. from Friends with Kids
I'm Jason, by the way. I'm sorry. Maryjane. from Friends with Kids
I'm just not feeling my sparkliest. Listen to me! Pull it together. from Friends with Kids
I'm kidding. I'm gonna strangle you! from Friends with Kids
I'm moving in. Don't tell Alex. I want to stay forever. Can we? from Friends with Kids
I'm so sorry. No, it is my fault. from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry about my husband. I'm Leslie. Hi. It's okay. Hi. How are you? from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry! from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry, is it something I said, or... Don't ask. from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry, what? Which would you choose? from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry. Are you all right? from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry. Don't be. from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry. Thank you. Thanks. from Friends with Kids
I'm sorry. You can't say shit like that to a kid. from Friends with Kids
I'm surprised. Oh, well. from Friends with Kids
If I kind of just... Oh, yeah, you do. from Friends with Kids
In here? In here. from Friends with Kids
Inside the tummy. Right there. That was you. from Friends with Kids
Is he asleep? Yeah. from Friends with Kids
Is Katherine there? Yeah. from Friends with Kids
Is that what it's come to? Come on. from Friends with Kids
It was bad. I know, honey, you look good... from Friends with Kids
It was his. Hers. from Friends with Kids
It was yours. It was mine? from Friends with Kids
It's a shame he got my nose. I know. And my weak chin. from Friends with Kids
It's all right, buddy. Hey, Jule, can you take him? from Friends with Kids
It's been a while. Yes, it has. from Friends with Kids
It's coming! I feel like it's coming out of my ass! from Friends with Kids
It's fine, it's fine. He sounds pretty upset. from Friends with Kids
It's fucking sweet of you to even notice. You did. You look good. from Friends with Kids
It's just gas. Oh, good. from Friends with Kids
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