Iron Man (2008) Edit

A few clicks from where you were being held captive.

A little less formal and...

A little ostentatious, don't you think?

A lot of people, including your professors at Brown,

A lot.

A man with a dozen of these can rule all of Asia.

A mission that could prove fatal to anyone who stands in their way.

A new generation of weapons with this at its heart.

A very astute observation, sir.

Abandon ship!

Absolutely, we're... I'm going to have to call you back.

Actually, I don't know who to trust right now.

After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.

Ah, come on. The arc reactor, that's a publicity stunt!

Ah.

Ah. What a masterpiece. Look at that.

All right, let's finish up here.

All right, let's see what this thing can do.

All right, nice and easy.

All right, well, this stays with me, then.

All the mistakes I've made,

All those breakthroughs, military funding, honey.

Alone on the island.

Am I making you uncomfortable?

And a lot of people would also call that war profiteering.

And again, let's bring it up to 2.5.

And at 17, he graduated summa cum laude from MIT.

And caused damage to the arc reactor.

And discern its outcome, or a pilot's judgment.

And everybody knows exactly who you are

And four times the size of the Roman Empire.

And has been bedridden for weeks. Whatever the case may be,

And he's healthier than ever.

And her interests around the globe.

And how you are with girls and all of that, which is completely fine.

And I get real frustrated

And I just ran into a little speed bump.

And I saw

And I, like, take my time

And I'm going to want this data masked.

And I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.

And if they don't, I'll probably be dead in a week.

And in turn,

And is anointed the new CEO of Stark Industries.

And is consistent with the highest good for this country, as well.

And it's contacting the socket wall and causing a little bit of a short.

And it's headed into your atrial septum.

And it's worked out pretty well so far.

And Logistics Division.

And nothing.

And now that I'm trying to protect the people

And now, Mr. Stark has prepared a statement.

And soon,

And soon, this will all be behind you.

And sworn statements from 50 of your guests.

And that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down

And then I'm wearing this ridiculous

And then you went downstairs to get me a drink,

And then, like, I try hard to do it

And there's a car waiting for you outside

And three,

And three, two, one.

And time can be a factor with these things.

And we'll get back to you with the follow up.

And what a joy it is to receive this very prestigious award.

And what do you plan to do with this information if I bring it back here?

And what do you say to your other nickname?

And what we do keeps the world from falling into chaos.

And when you're done, he will set you free.

And you dream of Stark's throne.

And you left me there, by myself?

And you, Stark?

And?

Any high altitude surveillance in the region?

Anything else? You're kidding me with the hand up, right?

Anyway...

Arc reactor technology, that's a dead end, right?

Are you kidding me with this? Get rid of them.

Are you talking about the night that we danced and went up on the roof,

Around me, a woman begging for news on her husband,

As a descent into hell, into a modern day Heart of Darkness.

As a matter of fact, I do.

As for the unexpected turn of events on the ground in Gulmira,

As you can see, these men are heavily armed and on a mission.

As you wish.

At age four, he built his first circuit board.

At age six, his first engine.

At minimum.

At spring break. Just remember that, spring break, 1987.

At Stark Industries last night.

Ballroom, this is Whiplash One. I've got the bogey in my sights.

Be gentle. This is my first time.

Because it makes me look like the one who's trying to...

Because it takes about a week for the barbs to reach the vital organs.

Been a while since I was in front of you.

Before I get you out of the door.

Breaks my heart.

Breathe.

Brown, actually.

But apparently, not enough for this place.

But fortunately, the Christmas cover was twins.

But I can assure you that the United States government was not involved.

But I could fire you if that would take the edge off.

But I must admit, I'm deeply enjoying the suit!

But if I were Tony, I would tell you how honored I feel

But it just doesn't work out the way I want it to,

But it just doesn't work out.

But it's about to begin right now.

But it's kind of evocative, the imagery, anyway.

But they will never find you in these mountains.

But what about the whole cover story that it's a bodyguard?

But what could it generate?

But you're more than what you are.

But, you know, then me, you're my boss,

But, you see, it was just

By ensuring freedom and protecting America

By the very weapons I created to defend them and protect them.

Call off the Raptors. That thing just took out an F 22

Can I ask you a couple of questions?

Can I at least get a reaction from you?

Can I speak to you for a moment?

Can we start the virtual walk around?

Can you excuse me if I'm a bit distracted here?

Check.

Christine Everhart, Vanity Fair magazine.

Collateral damage, Tony.

Colonel?

Come on, put your hands up.

Come on, sour patch. Don't be mad.

Come on, stand up. Stand up!

Come on, we got to break the ice!

Come on, you're gonna go see your family. Get up.

Come on. Hurry up. Just click it. Don't change any settings.

Come on. We got to go.

Come over here and button me up.

Come. Leave your guards outside.

Commencing automated assembly.

Connect to the sys. Co. Have it reconfigure the shell metals.

Could be worse! Could be worse! We're fine! Okay.

Could you have a lousier poker face? Just tell me, who told you?

Crate up the armor and the rest of it.

Crazy about me.

Creating smarter weapons, advanced robotics, satellite targeting.

Damn!

Dari, Pashto, Mongolian, Farsi, Russian.

Day 11, test 37, configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option,

Deflect it and absorb it. Don't transmit it back to me.

Deploy flaps!

Despite the fact that you... I know that it's confusing.

Destroy it.

Did I just paint a target on the back of my head?

Displaced from their lands by warlords

Divert power to chest RT.

Do a check on control surfaces.

Do you mind?

Do you really think that just because you have an idea, it belongs to you?

Do you want it? Yes or no.

Does the Hindenburg ring any bells?

Doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane

Don't ever, ever, ever,

Don't look at me.

Don't wait up for me, honey.

Don't waste it. Don't waste your life.

Don't worry. It'll only last for 15 minutes.

Dress, and then we were dancing like that and...

Duly noted. Take me to maximum altitude.

Dummy is still on fire safety. If you douse me again,

Dummy, look alive. You're on standby for fire safety.

Easy, easy.

Either forced to join their militia...

Emboldened by a new found power.

Engage Heads Up Display.

Estimated completion time is five hours.

Even from an early age,

Ever ask me to do anything like that ever again.

Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime.

Everybody who I work with... No, you know why?

Fate that you survived that.

Find an excuse

Flares!

Flatten them out and look.

For 30 years, I've been holding you up!

For the Firefighter's Family Fund

For three hours. For three hours you got me standing here.

For you, sir, always.

For your consideration, the Jericho.

Fortunately, a member of Tony Stark's personal security staff...

From the Strategic Homeland...

Function 11.

General.

Get me Colonel Rhodes from Weapons Development down here now!

Get me Major Allen. Scramble the jets!

Get those monitors up!

Get yourself something nice from me.

Give me a hand, will you? Give me a little something something.

Give me a Scotch. I'm starving.

Give me an exploded view.

Go on, here, you can have a piece.

Go to the central console, open up all the circuits.

God, you need a new name for that.

Good assistant.

Good chute! Good chute!

Good God, you're a woman.

Good night, Obie.

Good night, Tony.

Good roll. Good roll.

Good to see you.

Good to see you.

Good.

Got a family?

Handles like a dream.

Has become the place to be for L.A.'s high society.

Hasn't been seen in public

Have been driven from their homes,

Have you seen these pictures? Huh?

He has made a masterpiece of death.

He is honored.

He is my friend and he is my great mentor.

He left a part of himself in that cave.

He says for you to start working immediately,

He says they have everything you need to build the Jericho missile.

He says, "Welcome, Tony Stark, the most famous mass murderer"

He wants to know what you think.

He wants you to build the missile.

He wants you to make the list of materials.

He will not be taking any questions. Thank you.

He worked on the Manhattan Project.

He's all yours.

He's always working.

He's been through a lot. I think he'll be all right.

He's my... I mean, is that... That's kind of flimsy, don't you think?

Here's your alibi.

Hey,

Hey, hey! Hey, Tony. Listen.

Hey, I like it. Fabricate it. Paint it.

Hey, look who's here! Yeah!

Hey, thanks.

Hey, Tony?

Hey, would it be all right if everyone sat down?

Hey, you know what? I'm not like you. I'm not cut out...

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Heat up the sake, will you?

Hey! Way to go, my boy! I'll see you tomorrow, yeah?

Hey.

Hey. Listen, take it slow, all right?

Hey. You busy? You mind if I send you on an errand?

Hi. I told him I was sorry, but he...

High tide will be at 10:52 A.M.

Higher!

His escape bore unexpected fruit.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hold still, you little prick!

Holding them up to anyone who will stop.

Holy!

Hooked up to a car battery,

Hot sake?

How about the 24th at 7:00 P.M. at Stark Industries?

How come it didn't show up on the radar?

How do you think the Mark One chest piece is going to hold up?

How ironic, Tony!

How many languages do you speak?

How'd it go?

How'd it go?

How'd she take it?

How'd you solve the icing problem?

Howard Stark's lifelong friend and ally, Obadiah Stane,

Huh? Am I right? We haven't had a breakthrough in that in what?

Hull pressurization is problematic.

I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.

I already did.

I am Iron Man.

I am pleased to report that the pilot was not injured.

I built this company from nothing!

I came to talk to you. I want you to be a part of it.

I can see that.

I can't see anything.

I couldn't sleep till I found out how it went. How'd it go?

I designed this to come off, so...

I didn't expect that.

I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires,

I don't have any of those floating around.

I don't have anyone but you.

I don't know what he's up to.

I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know. He's not answering his phone.

I don't like it when you have plans.

I don't want to see this on your MySpace page.

I feel like you're driving me to a court martial.

I feel like you're going to pull over and snuff me.

I figure I'll stick to the cards this time.

I got a big one powering my factory at home.

I got caught doing a piece for Vanity Fair.

I got you. I got you.

I guarantee you, the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace,

I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I have more

I have a souvenir. Take a look.

I have indeed been uploaded, sir. We're online and ready.

I have no record of an invitation, sir.

I honestly... I couldn't have called that.

I hope you'll repay me with a gift of iron soldiers.

I just finally know what I have to do.

I just need your help for a sec.

I just wanted to say thank you very much for all of your help.

I knew that. Already?

I know the math! Do it!

I know what you're going through, Pepper.

I know, I know.

I know. We're working on it.

I love this suit!

I mean, I'd apologize, but isn't that what we're going for here?

I mean, it's not technically accurate.

I mean, me on the company's behalf being responsible for the way that...

I need a soldering station. I need helmets. I'm gonna need goggles.

I need answers! Can I please get eyes on target?

I need him.

I need two sets of precision tools.

I need welding gear. I don't care if it's acetylene or propane.

I need you to go to my office.

I need you to sign this before you get on the plane.

I never got to say goodbye to Dad.

I never got to say goodbye to my father.

I never had a taste for this sort of thing,

I never said you were a superhero.

I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once.

I really should be able to...

I removed all the shrapnel I could, but there's a lot left,

I respectfully disagree.

I say, is it too much to ask for both?

I see in that mirror that every person that's got this uniform on got my back!

I shouldn't be alive,

I swear, I didn't expect to see you walking around so soon.

I think bogey's been handled, sir.

I think I got the board right where we want them.

I think it's a fair example.

I think it's incredibly overpriced.

I think we should take another look into arc reactor technology.

I think we're gonna be fine. Color me up, William.

I think we're gonna be selling a lot of newspapers.

I think you got a lot of my weapons.

I think you lost objectivity. I think they just... People... We just danced.

I thought it'd be bigger.

I thought of you as a soldier first.

I thought you said you were done making weapons.

I thought you were driving. Right, I was driving

I told you, I'm not mad. I'm indifferent, okay?

I want a prototype right away.

I want it well lit. I want these up.

I want this. I want this.

I want you to promise me that you're gonna lay low.

I was out of town for a couple months, in case you didn't hear.

I was so happy when he came home.

I was the one who filed the injunction against you.

I will give you these designs

I wish you could've seen my prototype.

I worried that I was

I would have asked him how he felt about what this company did.

I would like a drink, please. Got it, okay.

I would like a smelting cup.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

I'd be out of a job with peace.

I'd better get back there.

I'd like to open a new project file, index as Mark Two.

I'd like to show you first hand.

I'll be throwing one of these in

I'll put something in the book, shall I?

I'll see you inside.

I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.

I'll tell you, in my experience,

I'm agent Phil Coulson,

I'm allowed to have plans on my birthday.

I'm almost out of power. I've got to get out of this thing. I'll be right there.

I'm an airman.

I'm doing a little better than walking.

I'm fine. How are...

I'm going to find my weapons and destroy them.

I'm going to give you the meeting of your life. Your office.

I'm going to see them now, Stark.

I'm gonna try again, right now.

I'm here to talk to you about the Avenger Initiative.

I'm just not the hero type. Clearly.

I'm just talking about a nightcap.

I'm kind of having a hard time not looking at you now.

I'm not a reporter.

I'm not crazy, Pepper.

I'm not drinking. I don't want any.

I'm not going to be a part of it.

I'm not part of the press conference,

I'm not, I was just jogging in the canyon.

I'm sorry I didn't give you a heads up, okay?

I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sure they're looking for you, Stark.

I'm swapping it up for an upgraded unit,

I'm thinking icing is the probable factor.

I'm trying to turn this thing around, but you gotta give me something.

I've asked you to simply make it smaller.

I've been buzzing you. Did you hear the intercom?

I've been in captivity for three months.

I've got Langley on the line. They want to know if it's us.

I've got no idea.

I've got one recommendation! Ready? Ready?

I've got your clothes here. They've been dry cleaned and pressed,

I've had the unique privilege of serving with a real patriot.

I've made some upgrades of my own!

I've seen many wounds like that in my village.

Icing problem?

If he was conflicted, if he ever had doubts.

If I had been that drunk, I wouldn't have been able to stand,

If I presented you with an award, you'd be deeply honored.

If it departs before you arrive?

If my math is right, and it always is, three gigajoules per second.

If not, they put it on a ghost drive, in which case you need

If this is going to be my work station,

If we're double dealing under the table... Are we?

If you'd killed him when you were supposed to, you'd still have a face.

Import all preferences from home interface.

Importing preferences and calibrating virtual environment.

Impressive! You've upgraded your armor!

Impressive.

In front of everyone that I work with in a dress with no back.

In public. The press.

Incinerate it.

Including, occasionally, taking out the trash.

Indeed I am.

Inside a legal no fly zone!

Involvement in this latest atrocity.

Involving an F 22 Raptor occurred yesterday.

Is all about, and our partnership.

Is in June. Please, don't harangue me about stuff that's way, way, down...

Is it a good representation of his spring period?

Is it better to be feared or respected?

Is it cool if I take a picture with you?

Is it too much of a problem to ask? 'Cause I'm...

Is it true you went 12 for 12 with last year's Maxim cover models?

Is not what you think. I want you to call for a press conference now.

Is right here at the Disney Concert Hall,

Is that how you want to go out?

Is that so?

Is that the night you're talking about?

Is that today's paper?

Is that weird? Come on, it's okay, laugh.

Is this the last act of defiance of the great Tony Stark?

It allowed the great Genghis Khan

It is a tight fit, sir.

It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely

It is still unclear who or what intervened,

It is.

It looks like a man!

It was like we got him back from the dead.

It was the only way I could protect you.

It was totally not harmless, by the way.

It was. It is now an antique.

It went great. Looks like it's gonna be an early Christmas.

It went that bad, huh?

It will be my turn.

It works.

It's a shame the government didn't approve it.

It's a town called Gulmira. Heard of it?

It's actually a nice place.

It's always been your Achilles' heel in this part of the world.

It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we've got.

It's confirmed. He has been hit.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It's funny how that works, huh?

It's going to fry everything up here.

It's just a game, never mind.

It's like I concentrate on it real hard

It's like Operation. You just don't let it touch

It's my name on the side of the building.

It's nice seeing you, Tony.

It's not pus. It's an inorganic plasmic discharge from the device,

It's not that simple.

It's nothing. It's just a little snag.

It's nothing. It's just a little snag.

It's okay.

It's probably under Executive Files.

It's the first missile system

It's, like, a thing that's going to pick the lock?

Jarvis, we get an invite for that?

Jarvis, you up?

Jarvis!

Jarvis! Sometimes you got to run before you can walk.

Jimmy, stay with Stark!

Just because I brought pizza back from New York

Just do it!

Just do it!

Just read it, word for word.

Just stand down! If something happens, then come in.

Just stick to the cards, man.

Just stick to the official statement,

Keep going!

Keep going!

Keep me posted.

Keep the skies clear.

Kill power.

Killing the golden goose.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor

Lady!

Largely public.

Larry called. He's got another buyer for the Jackson Pollock in the wings.

Least of all you!

Let me guess. Berkeley?

Let me have the engineers analyze that. You know, draw up some specs.

Let me know and I'll get you a bottle, okay?

Let me show you the new Stark Industries business plan!

Let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

Let's get this show on the road.

Let's just put something on the books.

Let's see them.

Let's see them. Show me your hands.

Let's take a picture. Come on. Picture time!

Like what?

Like your father and I.

Listen to me, Tony. We're a team. Do you understand?

Listen, I know this must be a trying time for you, but we need to debrief you.

Look at this!

Look at you. Hey, what a surprise.

Look who fell out of the sky. Mr. Tony Stark.

Look, that's a weapons company that doesn't make weapons!

Look, what you just saw,

Looks like you were right. He was building a suit.

Major, we don't even know what we're shooting at.

Make one of them dirty, will you?

Make sure the checkpoints are clear before you follow me out, okay?

Make sure you wait till I clear the roof. I'll buy you some time.

March and I had a scheduling conflict,

Mark your position and return to base.

Maybe in mine, it can actually do some good.

Maybe.

Might want to look into it.

Mmm hmm.

Move for me, come on. We got a plan. We're gonna stick to it.

Mr. Stane? Sir, we've explored

Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe.

Mr. Stark! Excuse me, Mr. Stark!

Mr. Stark?

Ms. Potts? We had an appointment.

Much less give a lecture on integrated circuits.

My family is dead.

My father helped defeat the Nazis.

My name is Yinsen.

My turn.

Negative! No chute, no chute!

Next time, baby.

Next. Up.

Nice job.

Nice to meet you, too.

Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

No one expects an appearance from him tonight.

No unmanned aerial vehicle will ever trump a pilot's instinct,

No way that's a UAV.

No, he won't.

No, he won't.

No, it definitely is not us, sir!

No, it was not just a dance. You don't understand because you're you.

No, no, no, no, no, no, the less I know, the better.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

No, see, this isn't a game.

No, see, this isn't a game.

No, they were using human shields. We never got the green light.

No, you intimidate them.

No, you're fine. You're the most capable, qualified,

No! You can't be distracted right now! Listen to me!

No?

No? Tony, you have to

No.

No. No.

No. No. I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss

No. The Springs was actually the neighborhood in East Hampton

Nobody roped me into anything!

Non responsive, sir.

Nope, right now. Come with me.

Not bad, huh? Let's do it.

Not bad.

Not in the boot, Dummy. Right here. You got me?

Not necessary, people. Just a training exercise.

Notes. Main transducer feels sluggish at plus 40 altitude.

Nothing, I'm just going into cardiac arrest 'cause you yanked it out like a trout...

Now I realize,

Now, don't let it.

Now, what am I supposed to tell the press?

Obie, I just don't want a body count to be our only legacy.

Of course I'd be deeply honored. And it's you, that's great.

Of course.

Of Stark Industries' Freedom Line.

Oh, Agent Coulson?

Oh, God.

Oh, hey. Fancy seeing you here.

Oh, I see. So it's personal?

Oh, it was very nice.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Oh, my God, is that the thing that's keeping you alive?

Oh, my God, you crazy son of a bitch.

Oh, no! Did they rope you into this?

Oh, not the car, not the car!

Oh, there's pus!

Oh, Tony, this is your Ninth Symphony.

Oh, wow! What's that? It's, like, a little device?

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah, I'm driving with the top down.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy from the...

Okay, good, 'cause I'm staring at one

Okay, here's serious. My old man had a philosophy,

Okay, I'm sorry, am I in your way?

Okay, let's do this right.

Okay, now make sure that when you pull it out, you don't...

Okay, say it again.

Okay, sir, and that's what we're trying to do, but honestly, it's impossible.

Okay, this is where I don't want to be!

Okay, we don't need this.

Okay, where's Tony now?

Okay, you, too.

Okay, you're gonna attach that to the base plate. Make sure you...

Okay? Can you move?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Activate hand controls.

Okay. All right.

Okay. I know.

Okay. The MIT commencement speech...

On my private server?

On the freeway and the rooftop...

On your belly!

Once was the pinnacle of weapons technology.

One.

Or are you going to do something about it?

Or here in the remnants of an old Soviet smelting plant.

Or kept from starvation with our intelli crops?

Or maybe he was every inch the man we all remember from the newsreels.

Panic. I would say panic is my reaction.

Pepper, I've been called many things. "Nostalgic" is not one of them.

Pepper, slow down. Why would Obadiah...

Pepper. How big are your hands?

Perhaps, if you intend to visit other planets,

Please don't turn down my music.

Please go over there and make sure everything's okay.

Please, do you mind?

Please, no gang signs.

Please, try not to move, sir.

Power reduced to 19%.

Put me through to State. They're going to be all over this.

Put the balance of power in our hands.

Quickly stole the spotlight with his brilliant and unique mind.

Ready? In three, two, one.

Recent violence has been attributed to a group of foreign fighters

Records are made to be broken! Come on!

Referred to by locals as the Ten Rings.

Refugees who can only wonder who, if anyone, will help.

Rehearse that much?

Relax.

Repulsors offline. Missiles offline.

Rhodey, I'm working on something big.

Rhodey, you got anything for me?

Right now, and it's about to be blown to kingdom come.

Right.

Roger that, Ballroom.

Say something. Say something back to him.

Screw it. Don't even move.

Section 16. Section 16. There it is.

Sector 16? What are you up to, Obadiah?

See you back at base.

See, I was thinking maybe we should say it was just Pepper and me

Sell, sell, sell!

Seriously, just gonna start off with 1% thrust capacity.

Set up Sector 16 underneath the arc reactor,

Shake him off! Roll! Roll!

Shall I render using proposed specifications?

Shall I store this on the Stark Industries Central Database?

She'd be a wreck, 'cause she'd always be worrying

She'd be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more

She's fine. She's with five agents.

Simple farmers and herders from peaceful villages

Since his bizarre and highly controversial press conference.

Sir, I have a question to ask.

Sir, I've got a visual on the bogey.

Sir, the more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.

Sir, there are still terabytes

Sir, you're not going to believe this. That thing is back.

Small aircraft have such a poor safety record.

So this is how he did it.

So this thing just appeared out of nowhere?

So you're a man who has everything

So, what are we going to do about this?

So, when you need your diaper changed... Thank you.

Some claim he's suffering from posttraumatic stress

Something to pitch them.

Sometimes I try to do things

Son of a bitch!

Sounds like someone stepped in and did your job for you, huh?

Speed bump, what does that mean?

Stane!

Stark has perfected his design.

Stark Industries!

Stark.

Start listening in on ground control.

Stay here!

Stay put. Nice.

Steps in to help fill the gap left by the legendary founder,

Stick to the plan!

Stick to the plan!

Stop telling me!

Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

Take care.

Talk to me. Tell me when you see it.

Tears of joy. I hate job hunting.

Tell me when you see a progress bar.

Tell me you never think about that night.

Tell me, do you plan to report on the millions we've saved

Tell you what. Throw a little hot rod red in there.

Test complete. Preparing to power down and begin diagnostics.

Thank you, Rhodey. I know a shortcut.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That ability to look into a situation beyond the obvious

That bogey just went supersonic. I got a lock!

That chest piece was never designed for sustained flight.

That could run your heart for 50 lifetimes.

That doesn't look like a Jericho missile.

That I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero accountability.

That I put in harm's way, you're going to walk out?

That I was going to die,

That is an excellent question. Yes and no.

That is your legacy, Stark.

That it would just wait for me to get there.

That should ensure a fuselage integrity

That thing just jumped off the radar, sir.

That was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared,

That will be all, Miss Potts.

That will take you anywhere you'd like to go.

That?

That's a great line coming from the guy selling the sticks.

That's a new direction for me, for the company.

That's because it's a miniaturized arc reactor.

That's being handled. He's on vacation.

That's from the door, fork right, 33 steps, turn right.

That's funny, I thought with it being my plane and all,

That's how Dad did it. That's how America does it.

That's it, Obie. Forget it.

That's it, Obie. Forget it.

That's my exit.

That's my phone, that's a picture of me and my dad.

That's not bad.

That's not going to be enough.

That's palladium, 0.15 grams.

That's quite a mouthful.

That's right.

That's right. Smile.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen.

That's the least of your problems.

That's what happens. Worse things have happened.

That's what I was trying to tell you before.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what we do. We're iron mongers. We make weapons.

That's what we do. You'll be hearing from us.

The "hum drum vee" is back there.

The 15 mile hike to the outskirts of Gulmira can only be described

The altitude record for fixed wing flight is 85,000 feet, sir.

The arc was never cost effective.

The bad guys won't even want to come out of their caves.

The best thing about Tony is also the worst thing.

The board is claiming you have posttraumatic stress.

The compression in cylinder three appears to be low.

The copper wire.

The future of air combat. Is it manned or unmanned?

The Jericho missile that you demonstrated.

The recent shipping manifests. This is a lock chip.

The render is complete.

The render is complete.

The render is complete.

The right hands.

The sat visual has been lost.

The socket wall or it goes "beep."

The son of legendary weapons developer Howard Stark

The suit's a gold titanium alloy,

The suit's at 48% power and falling, sir.

The truth is.

The weapons manufacturing division of Stark International

The weather in Malibu is 72 degrees with scattered clouds.

Then you are clear to engage.

Then, the passing of a titan.

There are two things I want to do. I want an American cheeseburger,

There have been unconfirmed reports that a robotic prototype malfunctioned

There is no benefit. There is nothing to sign.

There is nothing except this. There's no art opening.

There is the next mission and nothing else.

There it is. Lieutenant Colonel Rhodes rolls! And...

There's a magnet at the end of it! That was it.

There's an exposed wire under this device.

There's nothing we can't do if we stick together,

There's only one left. I need it.

There's so many applications for causing short term paralysis.

There's still a lot of unanswered questions,

There's very little hope for these refugees,

There's very little hope for these refugees.

They are your loyal customers, sir.

They call themselves the Ten Rings.

They can find in the ruins of other villages,

They're about to arrest Obadiah.

They're haranguing me, so I'm gonna say yes.

They're making the case that you and your new direction

They've been dealing under the table, and I'm going to stop them.

This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless.

This is a very important week for you, isn't it?

This is beautiful. Thank you. Thank you all very much.

This is crazy. What did I do?

This is great.

This is not for the military. I'm not... It's different.

This is only a first, crude effort.

This is our ticket out of here.

This is what will be keeping me alive for the foreseeable future.

This is wonderful.

This isn't working.

This looks important!

This one.

This was a board of directors meeting?

This was a board of directors meeting.

This was always the plan, Stark.

Those are my guns. How did they get my guns?

Thought so.

Three, two, one.

Thrill me.

Till further notice, why don't we just keep everything

Time to hit the button!

To let one of these off the chain, and I personally guarantee you

To look for the lowest numeric heading.

To make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero.

To offer this world than just making things that blow up.

To peace!

To present this year's Apogee Award to Mr. Tony Stark.

To rule from the Pacific to the Ukraine.

To the canyon, where I'm going to jog.

Today, Tony Stark has changed the face of the weapons industry

Tomorrow, don't be late.

Tonight's red hot red carpet

Tony doesn't know how lucky he is.

Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!

Tony Stark.

Tony ushers in a new era for his father's legacy,

Tony, are you there? Hello?

Tony, come on. We built that thing to shut the hippies up!

Tony, I need to speak to you about a couple things

Tony, no more of this "ready, fire, aim" business.

Tony, the board has rights, too.

Tony, we're a weapons manufacturer.

Tony, you know...

Tony, you still there?

Tony!

Tony!

Tony! Tony, are you okay?

Tony! You okay?

Tony?

Tony?

Tony?

Tony?

Tony?

Tony.

Tony. He always gets the good stuff, doesn't he?

Tony. Who do you think locked you out?

Too bad you had to involve Pepper in this.

Touch the sides when you're coming out!

Training exercise. Isn't that the usual BS?

Trump

Trying to rid the world of weapons,

Two craps. Line away.

Two percent.

Two vodka Martinis, extra dry, extra olives, extra fast.

Two,

Uh huh.

Uh, yeah. Tell you what. Do a weather and ATC check.

Uh...

Until such a time as I can decide what the future of the company will be.

Until, at age 21, the prodigal son returns

Up two. All right, set that.

Up.

Use the gold titanium alloy from the seraphim tactical satellite.

Very clever, Tony.

Very dry with olives, a lot of olives. Like, at least three olives.

Villagers have been forced to take shelter in whatever crude dwellings

Visionary. Genius.

Wait a second. Bogey deployed flares!

Wait, wait, wait! Give me a gun!

Waiting on you now. Let's go. Come on.

Wasn't Air Force! We got the CIA on the line?

Watch it, coming up here.

Watch out!

We can talk, sir.

We got a bogey!

We got an AWAC and a Global Hawk in the area.

We have a common enemy.

We have port papers that put you in Avalon all night,

We knew that before we built it.

We knew that was gonna happen.

We met once, you know, at a technical conference in Bern.

We need at least 1.6, so why don't you go break down the other 11?

We need more time.

We need to debrief Mr. Stark about the circumstances of his escape.

We own the controlling interest in the company.

We should improve the exosystems.

We should just stay till the morning.

We think it's an unmanned aerial vehicle.

We were going to meet at the hospital.

We're a separate division with a more specific focus.

We're dancing. No one's even watching.

We're going to have a great quarter.

We're going to have to overload the reactor and blast the roof.

We're going to have to take a lot of heat.

We're gonna have to play a whole different kind of ball now.

We're gonna let it ride!

We're gonna see if 10% thrust capacity achieves lift.

We're gonna start off nice and easy.

We're not drinking. We're working right now.

Weapons manufacturing is only one small part of what Stark Industries

Weapons status?

Weapons that will help steer the world back on course,

Welcome home, sir.

Welcome.

Well, good, because that would be outlandish and fantastic.

Well, he's a complicated person.

Well, I'm going to go to my assistant, and we'll make a date.

Well, I'm not my company.

Well, I'm not Tony Stark.

Well, I'm sorry. I'm not Tony Stark.

Well, Ms. Brown,

Well, not as conservative as yours.

Well, that... That went well.

Well, that's a hot spot.

Well, then,

Well, Tony never really did come home, did he?

What direction it should take, one that I'm comfortable with

What do I call you?

What do you know?

What do you mean, "Operation"?

What do you mean, he paid to have Tony killed?

What do you think the over under on the stock drop is gonna be tomorrow?

What do you want me to do with this?

What do you want? A delivery date?

What does he want?

What happened over there?

What I did is to save your life.

What is it?

What is it?

What is that?

What the hell did you do to me?

What the hell was that? Were we cleared to go in there?

What was I thinking? You're usually so discreet.

What we should take away from this is that Tony's back!

What you need is time to get your mind right.

What, you're not allowed to talk? Hey, Forrest!

What's all this stuff doing on top of my desk?

What's SR 71's record?

What's the world coming to when a guy's got to crash his own party?

What's up with the love in?

What's wrong with you?

What's your Social Security number?

Whatever it was, it just bought the farm.

Wheels up! Rock and roll!

When I get clear of the roof, I'll let you know.

When I get up in the morning and I'm putting on my uniform,

When I ordered the hit on you,

When they said, "Here's the line. We don't cross it."

Where are we?

Where do you think you're going?

Where he lived and worked,

Where to, sir?

Where Tony Stark's third annual benefit

Where's Pepper?

Where's Pepper?

While maintaining power to weight ratio.

Whiplash One, what is it?

Whiplash Two, do you see a chute?

Whiplash Two, if you have a clear shot, take it!

Whiplash Two, reengage. If you get a clear shot, you take it.

Whiplash, come in hot.

Who the hell are you?

Who was kidnapped by insurgents,

Whoa!

Whoever holds the latest Stark weapons

Why are you trying to hustle me out of here?

Why aren't you wearing those pajamas I got you?

Why do you sound out of breath, Tony?

Why do you think you're still alive? Huh?

Why don't you just sit down? That way you can see me, and I can...

Why not a pilot without the plane?

Why should I do anything? They're going to kill me, you, either way.

Why, 'cause the stocks dipped 40 points?

Will do, sir.

Will that be all, Mr. Stark?

Will that be all?

William, here is the technology.

With all known databases. We have nothing.

With no political will or international pressure,

With only 15% power, the odds of reaching that...

With that in mind, I humbly present the crown jewel

With the fire and rescue community...

With the keys to the kingdom,

With the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement

With this laundry list of character defects,

Work it! Come on!

Working on a secret project, are we, sir?

Would call that being a hero.

Wow! Would you look at that? That's something else.

Wow. Tony Stark.

Yeah, everything's... What?

Yeah, I can fly.

Yeah, I hear that a lot.

Yeah, it does.

Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Yeah, vacation's over.

Yeah, well, I need your help right now.

Yeah, well, technically, he hit me.

Yeah. Isn't that strange? It's the same day as last year.

Yeah. Or something big for 15 minutes.

Yeah. Speaking of funny, we've got a weapons depot that was just blown up

Yes, and I will see them when I leave here.

Yes, please.

Yes, sir.

Yes, that should help you keep a low profile.

Yes, to power the suit, sir, the technology actually doesn't exist.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. It's very cool.

Yesterday.

Yet so proud of the man I'd become.

Yinsen!

Yinsen!

Yinsen! Yinsen! Stark!

Yinsen. Nice to meet you.

You are a tragedy.

You are a very rare woman.

You are not authorized to access this area.

You are supposed to be halfway around the world right now.

You are unbelievable.

You asked. What you were asking about is me.

You asked. What you were asking about is me.

You can't afford to be this naive.

You did not tell us that the target you paid us to kill was the great Tony Stark.

You did, sir. I had to cut across Mulholland.

You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone.

You don't need to apologize to me. I'm your man.

You don't respect yourself,

You don't want to keep it?

You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life?

You finally outdid yourself, Tony!

You gave it its best one ever!

You get me one of those?

You got it. Just cabin fever. I'll just be a minute.

You gotta get him to tell you about the time he guessed wrong

You gotta let me handle this.

You had a great idea, Tony, but my suit is more advanced in every way!

You had one last golden egg to give.

You have a lot of nerve showing up here tonight.

You have till tomorrow to assemble my missile.

You have, actually, excellent bone structure, there.

You just don't know it yet.

You just pulled it out.

You know that I would help you with anything,

You know what? I was naive before,

You know, I don't think that I'm qualified to do this.

You know, it's actually not that bad.

You know, we might be more productive

You know, we've been approached already by the DOD, the FBI, the CIA...

You look fantastic! I didn't recognize you.

You look great and you smell great.

You might want to take a few steps back.

You mind if I come down there and see what you're doing?

You must be the famous Pepper Potts.

You need me to do anything else?

You owe me a plane. You know that, right?

You paid us trinkets to kill a prince.

You remember this one, right?

You ripped out my targeting system!

You still haven't told me where you're from.

You sure you don't have any tech in that area I should know about?

You told me not to!

You want us to make baby bottles?

You, roll it.

You'd have made your father proud!

You're about to make a whole lot of people around here real happy,

You're all I have, too, you know.

You're going to hack into the mainframe and you're going to retrieve all

You're going to hit the master bypass button.

You're going to kill yourself, Tony.

You're good. Oh, I thought I lost you back there.

You're missing just a couple of digits there.

You're of no benefit at all. Move down to the toe. I got this.

You're welcome, Miss Potts.

You've all received the official statement of what occurred

You've been called the Da Vinci of our time.

You've been reengaged. Execute evasive maneuver.

You've got 90 seconds.

Your deception and lies will cost you dearly.

Your eyes are red. A few tears for your long lost boss?

Your father, he helped give us the atomic bomb.

Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago.

Your head? What about my head?

Your life's work, in the hands of those murderers.

Your services are no longer required.

41 steps straight ahead. Then 16 steps,

A what? They want to lock you out.

Actually... A hiccup?

All right, come on. Thank you. No.

and I'm dancing with you. I don't think it was taken that way.

and the other... That's enough of that.

Are you by yourself? Yes. Where'd you get that dress?

Are you okay? Yeah, I feel great.

As you can see, Obadiah Stane... Oh, my God.

But if I had... Tony.

Call for a press conference? Yeah.

Carrie. Christine.

Didn't? Mmm mmm.

doesn't mean it went bad. Uh huh. Sure doesn't. Oh, boy.

Don't put it back in! Don't put it back in! Okay, what do I do?

Fifty six and a half. It doesn't matter.

Five. Five?

From you, actually. Well, I got great taste.

go to the hospital. No is a complete answer.

Got it? Yes.

He's speaking Hungarian. I don't... Then speak Hungarian.

Hello, sir. Speaking of manned or unmanned,

Hello? Hi, Rhodey, it's me.

Hello? Tony?

Here you go. There it is. That was easy.

Hi. Hi.

How about a little air? Yes, I need some air.

How'd that work? Oh, my goodness.

I didn't approve any shipment. Well, your company did.

I don't blow on a man's dice. Come on, honey bear.

I don't remember. No, you wouldn't.

I don't understand why... Get down here. I need you.

I have it. Press Control "I".

I just think you're overstating it. You know, and we're here,

I lay low, and you take care of all... Hey, come on.

I need you to listen to me. No.

I want to see it. Okay, Rhodey.

I would like a vodka Martini, please. Okay.

I. Got it. I. Enter. I and "Enter."

I'd make it a week. Sure. Really?

I'm gonna make this okay. Let's hope.

I'm just indifferent right now. Hot towel?

I'm serious. Okay.

I'm so sorry. But they told me that

I'm so sorry. Yeah, it's okay.

I'm surprised. Why?

in New York! This one stays with me.

in New York! This one stays with me.

Is it safe? Yeah, it should be fine.

Is it stealth? No, sir, it's tiny.

Is it? It's gonna be okay.

isn't in the company's best interest. I'm being responsible!

It should be up right now. Yes.

It wasn't Navy. Wasn't Marines.

It worked all right. That's what I do.

It works. Yeah, as a science project.

It would have gone better if you were there. Uh uh.

It's who? I'm sorry, it is me.

Jarvis, are you there? At your service, sir.

Jesus. That's Jarvis. He runs the house.

Just gently lift the wire. Okay? Great. Okay.

Let me make a call. Sergeant, clear a hole.

Listen, you'd better get out of there. He built a suit.

Miss Potts? Yes.

Mr. Stark! Hey, Ben.

Negative, negative. Cannot identify.

Nope! Bogey spotted!

not "spring" like the season. So?

Not at all. Puzzle.

not from my body. It smells!

Now! Tell me. Tell me.

Obadiah, he's gone insane! I know.

Obadiah's upstairs. Great!

Oh, come on. Tony. Tony. I'll be in the shop.

Oh, God! Okay, I was not expecting...

Oh, it was a birthday present. That's great.

Okay, I got it! I got it! Okay, you got it?

Okay, okay. I really need your help here.

Okay. Don't do that.

Okay. Okay?

Pepper! And now I'm going to kill you with it!

Pleasure meeting you. Give us a couple minutes, you guys.

Potts! Tony! Oh, my God, are you okay?

Potts? Tony!

Really? Yeah.

Right. Right.

She's cute. She's all right?

So when do we do it? It's right here.

Sorry, hello? I said it's Rhodes.

Stay down! Yeah.

Take us to the hospital, please, Happy. No.

Thank you, Colonel. Thanks for the save.

Thanks for reminding me. No, I'm not talking...

That is irrelevant. Oh, my God!

That lovely lady you woke up with. Don't do that!

That was totally weird. Totally harmless.

That's what happened. All right.

The doctor has to look at you. I don't have to do anything.

They're coming! Nothing pretty, just get it done.

Thirteen percent power, sir. Climb!

This is where I exit. All right.

Tony? It's going to be okay. What?

Tony. Obie, what are you doing up?

Was it Ivan? Don't do that.

What are you doing here? Just avoiding government agents.

What do you say to that? Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.

What do you want me to do? Put that on the table over there.

What is this? That is an electromagnet,

What night? You know.

What on earth for? Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger first.

What was his name? Don't do that.

What would you like me to tell him? Great. I'll be right up.

What you reading, platypus? Nothing.

What? How big are your hands?

What? Three hours.

What? You said it was safe! We gotta hurry. Take this. Take this.

What's going on in Gulmira? Tony, Tony.

Where is he? He's inside.

Who's this? It's Rhodes.

Will that be all, Mr. Stark? Yes, that will be all, Miss Potts.

Yeah, walk with me. Okay.

Yeah, you can count on it. I'm serious!

Yeah? Agent Coulson.

Yeah. Very tasteful. Thank you, Mr. Stark.

Yes, two, please. No.

You gotta switch it out really quick. Okay. Okay.

You had to have a burger, yeah? Well, come on.

You understand me? That was Dad's line.

You understand that? This is not a piece of equipment.

You want to dance? Oh, no.

You're not Iron Man. Am so.

You're not. All right, suit yourself.

'cause I feel like I'm gonna catch on fire spontaneously.

'Cause I was referring to your company's

'cause that little stunt at the press conference,

"I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world?

"in the history of America."

"Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy."

"The Merchant of Death"?

"This is how we do business."

♪ Back in black I hit the sack ♪

♪ Forget the hearse ♪ ♪ 'cause I never die ♪

♪ I've been looking at the ♪ ♪ sky and it's gettin' me high ♪

♪ That's kept me ♪ ♪ hanging around ♪

♪ Yes, I'm let loose ♪ ♪ from the noose ♪

3Right now? We're going to have it right now.

30 years. That's what they say.