How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) Edit

A helpless little baby in need of tender, loving care.

A lot of you out here don't know Benjamin Barry.

A spin by Jackson.

A woman in love wants diamonds.

A woman loves a man who can cook. Yeah?

A woman never reveals her age.

About the woman who contracted that fungus from the unsterilized tools.

After Butch.

After the Knicks game, that she was a goddess.

All right, everyone in for a buck. Next card five.

All right, guys. Let's try to get through one hand.

All right, listen, you can't name my member Princess Sophia.

All right, meet me at the 7th Avenue entrance.

All right, she up and decides she's gonna nickname my...

All right, take your five. Take your minute.

All right, there are many dark and dangerous things in there

All right, they say, A diamond is forever.

All right, you drove me half insane for a goddamn magazine article.

All right, you go back to cooking. Call me later.

All right? I'm sorry.

All right? Show me, show me, show me, show me.

All right. Excuse me, ma'am.

All right. I'm already maxed out. We got a nine up. Nine up, guys.

All right. Let me get back on track here. Gentle Ben starts with three ladies.

And a pleasure to meet you, Andie, but this is Isadora.

And after all this, he still didn't leave you?

And all the girls dreamed that they'd be Ben's partner

And all the girls think that they'd be your partner

And Andie Anderson, our resident how to girl.

And breathe.

And Do Blondes, Do They, Like, Really Have More Fun?

And doesn't really know what's she doing wrong,

And good for whoever she is.

And hang up 20 times.

And he has prepared a little musical snack

And he'll live, okay? I'm talking to you.

And I am the man that's gonna bring this home for you, Phil.

And I got tickets!

And I have to do something truly appalling.

And I must say, you look rather inspired yourself.

And I want your respect.

And I'm still deciding.

And if somebody flushes the toilet in Bayonne,

And it will be sort of a dating how to in reverse.

And it will be sort of a dating how to in reverse.

And it would be so great if you could just, you know,

And it's too late anyway 'cause Warren's meeting them for drinks

And knowledgeable sports fan and a wagering enthusiast.

And Mrs. DeLauer controls Mr. DeLauer.

And now I want to introduce a true musical legend, who will perform

And only then will the people of Tajikistan

And play with the kids. Maybe they won't lie, cheat and steal.

And seeing as how our clients run a lot of our campaigns

And thank you for making it easy for me to turn down.

And that dress! Andie! Now, does that come in my size?

And that's why I can sell myself to any woman, anywhere, anytime.

And the environment and foreign affairs, things I'm interested in.

And the game has run out.

And the Knicks over Sacramento 97 96.

And the whole family suffers from Tourette's.

And then all of a sudden, it's over, and I am mystified!

And then drive him away in a week and a half.

And then you decide.

And then you're gonna go a little bit here. A little give, a little go.

And this is our first child, Benny Jr.

And those Knicks tickets for tonight's game.

And we're not gonna be able to do that either 'cause I gotta go into work.

And well, you know, I've got two aces here.

And when was it that you first realized that you were attracted to other men?

And while I do that, would you please head over there and frost yourself?

And write articles like, How to Use the Best Pick up Lines,

And you are just in time for the lightning round, my dear.

And you get to wear the goofy looking helmet.

And you know that perfume you sprayed on my pillow?

And you weren't just, you know, pretending so he would win,

And you, Mom, Miss Pure of Heart. Pop, we'll talk later.

And, Andie, tonight, take smaller bites.

And, Michelle, I want it back.

Andie Anderson.

Andie Anderson.

Andie Anderson. Benjamin Barry.

Andie is kicking Ben's ass in Bullshit.

Andie, Andie, whoa, whoa, don't run off. Don't run off!

Andie, do you see any patches or insignia anywhere on my clothing?

Andie, I am loving your notes on this piece.

Andie, that wasn't the Chinese. It's Mike.

Andie, you work at Composure magazine.

Andie, you're so bad.

Andie!

Andie! Andie Anderson.

Andie! Oh, my God.

Andie! She's my how to girl.

Annual advertising billings of 50 to 60 million dollars,

Answer your phone!

Any single, available, straight woman, yes.

Anything I can do to help?

Anything?

Anyway, I know why he dumped me.

Arctic, freezing, frigid.

Are about as common as taxis on 5th Avenue?

Are the same as those needed to make a woman fall in love, yes.

Are the same as those needed to make a woman fall in love, yes.

Are we loving the way she looks, all?

Are you dating him, or are you contemplating adoption?

Are you kidding me? She's planning the wedding.

As in, Whoa, would you check out her frosting.

As my girlfriend.

As you make sure you got a real cool...

At Mullen's tonight to discuss their idea.

Attractive.

Awesome. That's great. Thank you. You look beautiful.

Baby talk?

Basically, everything we know guys hate.

Because you have held Ben to his lowest Bullshit score

Because you're a professional.

Before the 10 days are up,

Before we get started, how are you planning on paying for the session?

Ben Barry, you're so vain

Ben is a very lucky man.

Ben it's the only place I can go and write what I want to write.

Ben, Ben, maybe we should get you to a hospital.

Ben, you sell Joe Blow better than anyone else in my shop,

Ben!

Ben! Oh, my God! You're fine.

Ben. Ben.

Benji.

Benny bear, are you not answering your phone?

Benny Wenny's told me so much about you two.

Benny, I'm thirsty.

Benny, isn't that sweet.

Benny, it's Andie. Guess you're not home.

Besides, what, you think you left your purse at my place by accident?

Blow. Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles.

Both.

Boy, drama, drama, drama.

Boys' night? You're giving him a boys' night?

Bring it back!

Bringing out the big guns.

Buck around the horn. Buck around the horn.

Bullshit, Mama.

Bullshit!

Bullshit!

Bullshit?

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

But here are the stakes.

But I am not putting out.

But I must say, you are looking fabulous.

But I'm willing to consider it.

But it's never gonna appear in Composure magazine.

But only using the classic mistakes most women, like Michelle,

But only using the classic mistakes most women, like Michelle,

But she has a problem hanging on to relationships,

But then, he started getting really busy, and I didn't know where he was,

But these girls sell luxury better than anyone else in the business.

But this is game seven.

But we're still on for poker at your house, this week, yeah?

But, most impressively, he is one hell of a singer,

Bye. Say bye, Krully.

Call him in the middle of the night

Call me!

Can I get a whiskey sour, please?

Can I see you tomorrow?

Can you work with me, Marvin? Yeah?

Can't hear and can't see.

Carefully. Carefully.

Chalk one up to couples therapy.

Charge!

Charge!

Chef's special tonight, lamb with a cherry glaze.

Clutch! Clutch and a little brake. There we are.

Come here. I've seen this before, and I've seen it many times.

Come here. Let's watch this movie. It's good.

Come on in. Door's open.

Come on set.

Come on, baby, drive in the net!

Come on, Ben!

Come on, Ben.

Come on, guys. Concentrate.

Come on, people.

Congratulations.

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Defense!

Defense!

Defense!

Denying your subconscious desires

Did you hear that tone?

Did you hear?

Did you just witness the one woman homage to The Exorcist?

Did you meet Joey?

Dinner is served.

Do I look like the kind of person who knows the score of a Knicks game?

Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?

Does Krull, the Warrior King want to come out and play?

Does Princess Sophia wanna come out and play?

Does that psychobabble really work on anybody?

Don Chaney wants to talk it over.

Don't be so sure.

Don't forget, staff meeting in 30 minutes.

Don't you break his heart, now.

Don't you? Don't you?

Drama, drama, drama.

Easy, pal. Chicago meeting.

Either one.

Every time my wife wants to divorce me, I suggest couples therapy.

Everything all right? Is this okay?

Exactly. The skills required to market diamonds

Exciting.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Hi.

Excuse me. Two champagnes, please, sir.

Fastest growing women's fashion magazine in the country.

Fifth and Twelfth, please. See you later.

Find the guy. Find the guy.

Five days is too short, and we go to press in 11. Yes?

Flip the switch.

Florence Nightingale syndrome.

For his new special friend Mrs. DeLauer.

For that diamond account I was telling you about.

For winning a game of Bullshit.

Foul on number 20, Allan Houston.

Francesco, huh?

Front row seats, right in the action. I mean, you can smell sweat.

Frost yourself.

Frost yourself.

Game two. Welcome to the front row, madame.

Get on over there, big man. Slick as a whistle.

Get the ball back! Get the ball back!

Get up. I'm not gonna let you lose your job on top of everything else.

Glint, glisten, scintillation.

Go ahead and pour yourself a glass of wine.

God, I hope so.

Good boys. Good.

Good job, though.

Good morning, ladies!

Good morning, sunshine.

Good night, Andie Anderson.

Good, neither am I.

Good.

Good. It's good, it's good, but it's not gonna crack this guy.

Good. We're good.

Got ladies over fours. Huh?

Got you. Got you, got you, got you.

Great. I'm starving.

Guys, a woman's purse, all right, it's her secret source of power.

Guys, did you know that diamonds

Guys, you wanna play cards here? What's going on?

Hang on.

Hanging with her for 10 days is gonna be no problem.

Have a little class, all right?

Have a nice day, ladies.

Have a seat. Get ready.

Haven't you had enough?

He always misses the shot from the top of the key.

He didn't know it was me. My number's blocked.

He farts like a howitzer, but he's family, so what are you gonna do?

He got stationed here about 10 years ago.

He is really cute.

He may get, like, a really good douche campaign.

He says he's a hell of a guy.

He was talking about...

He was the most adorable unconscious man, ever.

He's so vain

Hell, I'm sure now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.

Hell, we can go to Staten Island, spend the weekend with them, Andie.

Hello, Ben.

Hello, Ben.

Hello? Hello, where is everybody? Hey!

Her?

Her.

Here I go.

Here we go. Get rid of those over there. Thank you very much.

Here you go.

Here. Trust me.

Here's Sprewell with the fake. Gets the step on Christie.

Hey, all right. Look here, Sparky.

Hey, buddy. Game three tonight. Blondie's. Don't be late. I will kill you.

Hey, buddy. Small Coke, no ice. Small Coke, no ice.

Hey, can you hold still? Right there. Hold still.

Hey, don't feel bad.

Hey, don't pressure her. She's perusing.

Hey, hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, Andie. It is good to see you, too, sweetie.

Hey, hey, hey. It's too bad you missed it.

Hey, hey, let's not go too fast, okay?

Hey, hold him, hold him. Move it. Set your pick!

Hey, I got something to cheer you up.

Hey, lady, what do you wanna do?

Hey, lady!

Hey, listen, tomorrow night my boss is throwing a party

Hey, Mom.

Hey, you never told me that you wore diapers till you were five.

Hey, you wanna talk to the whole family, you can talk to the whole family.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Andie. I'm so happy to have you here in the flesh.

Hi, Glenda.

Hi, sweetie pea. It's me. Where are you?

Hi!

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hold on, Andie Anderson. I'm not done with you.

Horseshit!

Houston never misses from the top of the key.

How are things between you sexually?

How did you get all these jewelers to agree to appear at the same fête?

How the hell did you know he was gonna miss that shot?

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

How'd you swing that?

I always wanted a man like Tom Hanks.

I am way out of line, Andie. Can you give me another chance?

I better get going.

I can promise you that our presentation

I can write about anything I want.

I can't believe I left it there.

I can't believe you got that guy knocked out.

I can't eat in front of you!

I can't use my personal life for a story.

I can't write this article.

I cannot wait to see what you present, Benjamin.

I cried.

I didn't mean to interrupt your little game.

I do, and I'll let you check the baby, see if he needs changing.

I do. Please.

I do. Whether they're 4 or 40 or my 88 year old grandmother,

I don't know if I can be with somebody who doesn't like animals

I don't know if you can have it back.

I don't know, a month, now? He made a little delivery this morning.

I don't know, exactly.

I don't know. We will find out.

I don't really have to.

I don't really know how to play.

I don't see you at a party for ages.

I don't think she's fat.

I fold.

I got a really embarrassing display of white roses.

I got it off the woman who's falling madly in love with me.

I got it. I'm not looking to get into a fight with the guy, okay?

I guess I...

I had a broccoli and asparagus casserole

I hate you.

I have another surprise for you.

I hope that's not a problem.

I hope you brought your appetite, girl. We've got a feast tonight.

I insist.

I know!

I know!

I like this movie.

I like women, okay? It just happened that way.

I love everything about this house. The noise, the smells.

I love you, Benky, but I don't have to like you right now.

I mean, I would have liked to have gone, but you probably wouldn't let me.

I mean, I've only known him for 10 days. I...

I mean, if you could tell him that you really, truly love Ben, you know,

I mean, it was my tip that DeLauer was shopping for a new firm.

I mean, there's a lot of cool things about a bike, you know.

I mean, this guy was right in front of me going...

I mean, this is DEFCON 5,

I mean, this is what she does. Stop that!

I meant every word.

I meant your name.

I miss you, Benny Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo.

I really think you have to get over that.

I respect that.

I respect you for respecting me.

I see your 2, raise you 50. She's in love with you?

I tell you, it's good to talk to you, though, man. It really is.

I think I'll go find out.

I think somebody's met his match.

I think you're running away.

I understand completely.

I used Photoshop at work today to composite our faces together

I wanna write about things that matter, like politics

I want copy on my desk in 48 hours.

I want you to come with me.

I want you to respect me.

I wanted to commit those certain, silly dating faux pas.

I was just gonna save it for a special occasion.

I was just lying there and trying to sleep.

I wasn't expecting you.

I wish I ate meat.

I work mostly with alcoholic beverage and athletic equipment companies,

I'll be clingy, needy.

I'll keep a diary of it

I'll sort of do it. It's...

I'm coming!

I'm doing my best. What do we got?

I'm feeling luckier than you

I'm glad you could make it.

I'm going back to bed. I have no reason to live.

I'm going to the game with somebody else.

I'm gonna check this one out and see if he's the keeper.

I'm gonna go to the bar and get us a couple drinks.

I'm gonna have this guy running for his life.

I'm gonna have to hurt you.

I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.

I'm impressed.

I'm kidding.

I'm not talking about lust. A woman in lust wants chocolate.

I'm Phillip Warren.

I'm sitting here thinking about how damn beautiful you are.

I'm sorry, Lana. I wasn't feeling very well.

I'm taking my time. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

I'm taking this love fern with me.

I'm talking about deep, meaningful, head over heels, his and her towels,

I'm talking about diamonds. They're frosting.

I'm talking about the evil Andie now.

I'm very happy to meet you, too. That's for sure.

I've lost a guy and I don't know why.

If I did the things you did, I'd get dumped, too.

If that's what it takes, yeah! Now pull over the cab!

If you don't shut up, my boyfriend over here

If you'll excuse me, Lana,

If you're really gonna commit to this, you're gonna have to open up.

In their nationally syndicated little girly magazine,

Intestinal complications.

Is extremely dangerous to your health, young lady.

Is gonna come back there and pummel your ass.

Is she on something?

Is something wrong with the barley?

Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?

Is that we will be singing, her and I, a duet.

Is this true or are you just trying to sell magazines?

Isadora! Mon dieu! Security!

It does not get any better than this.

It may have possibilities, but as far as the woman

It was how I felt. I wanted to express myself.

It was last night, I was...

It was underrated.

It wouldn't hurt you to do a little reading.

It's 97 95, Sacramento.

It's a Chinese Crested, of course.

It's a terrible story, although surprisingly upbeat.

It's all over. The Knicks have defeated the Kings in the final seconds.

It's beautiful.

It's because I'm not your Girl Scout leader, I'm your boss.

It's better.

It's dead!

It's going to be fabulous.

It's gonna be a happy little family, just the three of us.

It's gonna be my pitch, my account, my campaign. This is my baby.

It's just that when your mama hugged me today,

It's like a crack enhanced Kathie Lee Gifford.

It's Mark Jackson with a no look pass to Kurt Thomas.

It's not funny!

It's the guy by the door. But don't look! No, guys!

It's the most powerful thing I've ever seen.

It's up the stairs through the bedroom.

Jeannie Ashcroft, fashion and trends. Michelle Rubin, fitness and health.

Jesus! Five seconds ago I'm gay. Now I'm a pathological flirt.

Jonah!

Just beyond the three point line. Fires!

Keep busting your butt. You're gonna get there.

Keep it down.

Knicks tickets.

Knock them out.

Know true and lasting peace.

Know what? This didn't happen. You know why? This was my tip.

Ladies and gentlemen, Benjamin Barry!

Ladies, come.

Ladies, do you see what I see?

Ladies, frost yourselves.

Ladies, frost yourselves.

Ladies, Judy Spears and Judy Green from Warren Advertising.

Lady, shut up.

Lana,

Lana!

Latrell Sprewell with the game winning shot.

Latrell Sprewell!

Lawrence Funderburke!

Let me see your teeth.

Let me see. Don't. No. Hey!

Let us see. Let us see.

Let's grow old together L O V E.

Let's see here.

Let's see what our song tonight will be. Maybe one of her personal favorites.

Like alcoholic beverages and athletic gear.

Like shoes?

Like you were walking onto a yacht

Like you were walking onto a yacht

Like, act like you don't know anything about the bet.

Lips and hips are over at a chicks' magazine, right now.

Listen to me. If you're gonna name my member, all right,

Listen, can you forgive me, sugar puss? Look, I don't know what I was thinking.

Listen, I'm in the middle of a meeting. Can I call you back in just a minute?

Little Andie's on my shoulders and Benjamin Jr. on yours.

Little soap and water will take that off.

Look at that. Come on. Come on.

Look at this look.

Look what I got here. I got myself two sevens.

Look, I have to think of something before tomorrow.

Look, I love women.

Look, look, wait a minute. The one night

Look, please, just give me the necklace.

Look, Thayer up there, he's got this doctor.

Look, this is getting really creepy, all right?

Look, what do you think about...

Look, you took me to a goddamn Celine Dion concert

Lori has no business mucking around in my personal life, and I can't let her.

Maintained by supply, demand and advertising.

Marvelous. I've got a feeling about this one.

Marvin, do you know You're So Vain?

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb

Maybe after that we'll know.

Maybe he's excited that he's gonna be selling Nerf footballs

Maybe I'll be able to concentrate since the woman is driving me crazy.

Maybe toss in something spiritual as well.

Maybe you should get a room.

Meaning, if I represent them, I basically represent the entire industry.

Michelle, I'm not going to sleep with him.

Michelle, if the most beautiful woman in the world acted the way you did,

Michelle, what have you got?

Michelle. Haven't seen her all morning. Have you?

Mike and I had such a connection.

Mike!

Mike?

Miss Anderson will be wearing Isadora for the evening.

More horseshit.

Mr. and Mrs. Frederic DeLauer!

Mr. Warren, please don't tell him. Please don't tell him!

Mullen's is the après work watering hole for the upwardly mobile.

My boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while,

My boyfriend thinks I'm fat!

My little tinkler. You tinkle, tinkle.

Next game.

Nine and a seven! Go for the straight!

Nines and fives. Nines and fives. That's back to you, Tito.

No kidding. A Chinese Crested.

No, Ben, put it on.

No, I didn't, Ben.

No, I know a therapist who will work wonders

No, I mean, look, it's not something I'm proud of.

No, I mean, the getting punched in the face part sucked, right?

No, I thought you meant Krull. I just wanted...

No, I was really emotional. I even told him that I loved him.

No, I'm gonna limit myself

No, I'm not buying that.

No, no, because I can practice some self control,

No, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait. You're kidding me, right?

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. I'm not mad.

No, no, no! Lana, with all due respect,

No, no, no. I mean, I just...

No, no, no. This one.

No, no.

No, subconsciously, you are dying

No, you don't.

No, you should try it on, otherwise you don't know if it's gonna fit.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, I'm not.

No. You did that behind my back. She did it behind my back.

Not anymore.

Now do you wanna tell me what's going on?

Now I'm on What Your Gyno Won't Tell You,

Now that is a positive idea, Ben.

Now, all she has to do is run along and find the lucky guy.

Now, Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here

Now, here you are, throwing the bash of the year.

Now, if you'll excuse me, ladies, I have a bet to win.

Now, it's a little scary, but mostly upbeat.

Now, to date, the diamond industry has always targeted men,

Now, when you take off, you're gonna give a little bit on the clutch,

Of athletic competition known to mankind.

Oh, absolutely not.

Oh, Ben, are you okay?

Oh, come here.

Oh, come here.

Oh, come on!

Oh, finally.

Oh, great.

Oh, here.

Oh, honey, Francesco, your super, he made me a copy.

Oh, I'm so excited! Okay, I'll call you later.

Oh, I'm sure he thought it was one of his friends.

Oh, I've seen your column, Andie. What are you working on now?

Oh, isn't that wonderful?

Oh, it's just a little frosting.

Oh, look at Krull's necklace.

Oh, look what time it is, huh?

Oh, man!

Oh, Mike didn't have to say anything. I know that he felt the same.

Oh, my God!

Oh, no, no, no! Man, come on!

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Come on!

Oh, oh. Up here.

Oh, Phillip, that's ridiculous. She couldn't possibly.

Oh, see, that's sweet.

Oh, she was. That was the good Andie, guys.

Oh, smart guy's a rhymer

Oh, so I suppose your mind is a complete blank?

Oh, so perfectly pink!

Oh, sweetie.

Oh, sweetie.

Oh, that's our wedding.

Oh, there's us vacationing in Hawaii.

Oh, they don't look so simpleminded.

Oh, wait. There's more.

Oh, well, Benny Wenny said wonderful things about you, too.

Oh, what have we here?

Oh, yeah, and you told people you could make any girl fall in love with you,

Oh, yeah, that's gonna fit nicely, sweetie.

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

Oh, you are already falling in love with me.

Oh, you are such a hussy. You can't hide those lying eyes.

Oh, you're soft, man!

Okay, 11:25 sports. There we are.

Okay, come on, Rocky. Get up.

Okay, family, shoes off.

Okay, get dressed. Get dressed. Staff meeting, 15 minutes. Let's go.

Okay, I'm gonna say it. Bullshit!

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, keep my name at the top of the board.

Okay, let it go. Just let it go.

Okay, let's go. One more. Right away, people.

Okay, Lori, let's start with you.

Okay, no ice, Ben. Thanks, Benny.

Okay, now, we went through the deck. We're gonna start at the beginning now.

Okay, okay.

Okay, so it's more like the 3,000 meter hurdles.

Okay, that's good. That's it. You're scaring me.

Okay, Uncle Arnold, now, dare I say it or not? I'm gonna just say it.

Okay, what we found out is men are attracted to purple shoes.

Okay, you got it.

Okay, you're on.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Here we go now. The game is Bullshit,

Okay. Well, what did he say?

Okay. Yeah.

One hundred times more beautiful...

Only for a few seconds.

Only the most exhilarating and artistic display

Open me, Ben.

Or better yet, talk about all your old boyfriends.

Or Krull, the Warrior King, but not Princess Sophia.

Or, wow, Miss Babylon 5. Now she's on the prowl.

Our family album.

Our kids are really

Our love fern!

Out.

Pardon me, young man.

Planned for you and me, right there, in front of the TV,

Please come in. Hi. Welcome.

Please help me give a warm welcome to our special guests of the evening,

Please show them to me. I really do wanna see them.

Please, I'm so thirsty.

Poor guy.

Precious gems aren't exactly our forte.

Put a muzzle on your old lady the next time you bring her out in public!

Put it on. It'll make your eyes look fiercely green.

Reaches up, she brings it down.

Read it.

Read it.

Really?

Reverse!

Right about there. And a few carrots.

Right now she's doing an article called How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

Right.

Right. Now, this shower, it's a little bit tricky.

Right. That's only nine days longer

Right. Yeah, I'm a clumsy man.

Round two. Tone the Bone, you're up, man.

Saving the world one keg party at a time?

Saving the world one shopaholic at a time?

See the guy next to the horrible guy in the green shirt

Selling a diamond to a woman is like making her fall in love.

Sending the message that the woman needs the man to buy her the rock.

Sends the message that diamonds are everywhere,

Seriously, I am mystified because it always starts out so well.

Seventh and final game, in what has been a classic series...

She has to feel giddy, desirous, adventurous and desperate.

She might possibly.

She told you my hand.

She was playing along so Ben would win.

She's a very clever minx.

She's actually going to start dating a guy

She's actually named his...

She's doing the most atrocious things to him.

She's got an interview in Washington.

She's named his...

She's probably bipolar.

Sheryl, Tori, Sinead, Jewel, Fiona, Carly.

Shoes, laser therapy, dressing for your body type.

Shoot it!

Shut up, Krull.

Sit down.

Smile.

Smile. Now, come on, give me a smile.

So do you think Spears and Green

So I kept calling him, calling him. He was never home.

So I was thinking that I could start by dating a guy

So what's the average Composure reader like?

So, are you as nice as you seem, Ben?

So, Ben, why don't you come up here and sing your song?

So, it's like a dog, right?

So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other?

So, what are you doing here?

So, you and my mom, you talk, huh?

So, you're the new point man on the DeLauers?

Some of his Oscar, Grammy, Tony and Emmy award winning songs.

Some party.

Somebody you could test your theories on?

Sorry.

Sounds needlessly vicious.

Spears and Green, they're already on it.

Spike. You know what I mean?

Spunky, insatiable. Uppity, you bet.

Status is the reason to buy them in the first place,

Stripes. Now, DeLauer dominates the world diamond market.

Sweetie, I wouldn't have gone either.

Ta ta.

Take it! Take it! Hit it!

Take the lady's luggage back to her place.

Talk to him.

Ten days is a marathon?

Than you've ever spent with any other chick, huh?

Thank you for understanding.

Thank you two times.

Thank you, Andie.

Thank you, Lana.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thanks, Benny.

Thanks.

That guy deserves a ticket. I'm sure he's still way back...

That I would never even consider?