Devious Maids - Season 3 Edit

A while!

Actually, I am completely in love...

Adopted a baby girl from Vietnam.

Adrian hates our foster son.

Adrian, I have some appointments tomorrow.

Adrian, I'll be brief.

Adrian, that makes me so happy to hear you say that.

After everything we've done to be together?

After Michael divorced me.

Again?

Ah, that was probably my producer, Jacklyn Dussault.

Ah! [Laughs] Well...

Ah. Terrific.

Ah... [Sighs]

All you had to do was say I was good.

And also a nap.

And don't worry about Jesse and me getting involved.

And everyone who has ever believed in me.

And I am certain Adrian will do something to ruin it.

And I can't decide what to wear.

And I had my... phone turned off. [Cell phone beeps]

And I intend to ask around.

And I think you should keep being her sponsor.

And I'll get her to hire you.

And I'm finding you utterly delightful.

And I'm the best in the business.

And if there's anything else I can do,

And if you're just joining us,

And Jacklyn is the key. I don't wanna screw it up.

And Joy told me not to touch it, but I thought I knew better.

And let's not forget, it's still out there somewhere.

And second, I refuse to do bad job

And she claims that she's been seeing him behind Taylor's back.

And she couldn't find her dolly.

And sooner or later,

And that whole thing with her maid getting murdered.

And that's that.

And the bitch is gonna pay.

And then after she...

And then my mom got sick.

And they want to meet you.

And to chop up a body,

And we thought it best if you slept it off.

And what am I doing, exactly?

And when she was cheating on him, I knew that, too.

And you are going to help her make the right choice.

And you told me that he was in real estate.

And you would be a fool not to hire him.

And you're just telling us now?

And your beautiful family.

And... What if they were right?

Anyway, I'm here because I'm looking to hire a new maid.

Anyway, Jesse is very attracted to older women.

Anyway, uh, I'm gonna take a shower.

Anyway...

Are you having an affair with Mrs. Taylor? [Door closes]

As lovely as that sounds, I'm extremely busy tomorrow.

Ay. Spence?

Ay. This is crazy.

Because I believe in you.

Because I'm French.

Because I'm nervous as hell.

Because I'm such a perfectionist.

Because I'm this close to getting what I want,

Because it never happened. I don't drink!

Because she's the maid.

Before I allow a child to live here.

Before you started working here, I had an overdose.

Believe me, I understand.

Better?

But Blanca had a big mouth, so Taylor took her out.

But Dr. Neff took care of her anyway.

But everyone thinks Blanca killed herself.

But everything you're doing goes against Maid Code.

But I can assure you, I am perfectly sane now.

But I can't do that if you keep one upping me.

But I don't think she's exercising.

But I don't want to spoil my appetite.

But I dusted it yesterday.

But I just wanted you to know that I ended it with him.

But it's a mansion.

But Jesse really is a wonderful maid.

But just so you know,

But so many people along the way said I wasn't good enough.

But somebody took so long finding his shoes this morning

But that doesn't mean I can just pick up where we left off.

But the truth is, he's growing on me.

But you don't know all of the things she's done.

But you wanna know what hurts the most?

But you were screwing her this whole time!

But you're supposed to be helping me while I'm pregnant.

Can I ask you a favor?

Can you forgive me?

Can you tell us apart?

Carmen?

Child services is paying us a visit tomorrow,

Dámelo, dámelo! Ah! Sebastien!

Definitely.

Deion, give that to me.

Deion, what the...

Deion's living conditions are satisfactory.

Did he tell you to say that?

Did you start sleeping with her when I was in the hospital?

Dijon mustard.

Dios mio, señor.

Do we really want that kind of drama in our lives?

Do you really think it could work?

Do you think it's possible you could scare up

Does Dr. Neff like mayo or mustard on his sandwich?

Don't be a stranger, okay?

Don't kill it.

Don't make jokes. This is serious.

Don't touch that. [Laughs] It belongs to Dr. Neff.

Don't worry, Mrs. Taylor.

Don't you have to go to the bathroom?

Dr. Neff is gonna be so upset. What am I gonna do?

Dr. Neff, I made you lunch.

Dr. Neff?

Drug him, make sure he's good and relaxed.

Even in the worst of circumstances.

Ever since I moved in here,

Every afternoon.

Everyone knows I had some mild anger issues

Everything's working out just as I planned.

Evil and villain.

Except us.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me. Yes, Deion.

Fine, I'll change my plans... again.

First, you're gonna get up and dust yourself off.

For accusing of your boyfriend of murder,

For everything.

For example, are you single?

For God's sake, Zoila, this was my mother.

Foster child.

Genevieve is going to have to choose between us.

Genevieve is gonna hear about this.

Genevieve says turkey is your favorite.

Getting a taste of her own medicine.

Go away. [Sniffles]

Going to the gym?

Great! That video was so much fun to shoot.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha!

Have you spoken to Taylor? I heard about the breakup.

He couldn't.

He didn't tell you?

He gave me this job.

He loved her more than anyone in the world.

He told me he can't sponsor me anymore.

He took care of me like a dad.

He was a favorite!

He, uh, keeps going on and on about it.

He'll be so excited.

He'll love the fresh air.

He's a good guy, Rosie.

He's been helping me get my life back together.

He's just the crazy pet project of my bored, deluded wi...

He's, uh, so looking forward to meeting you.

Hello, ladies.

Hello. Oh, is Lorraine in? I have an appointment.

Her album drops next week. Here she is... Carmen Luna.

Her husband left her, she's a single mother,

Her marriage is over. You can't leave her, too.

Her name is Evelyn. Evelyn.

Her whole life is falling apart.

Hey, Rosie, I'm heading out.

Hey, your segment's up next. Why do you look nervous as hell?

Hi, Dr. Neff.

Hi.

Honestly, uh, that's personal.

How could you say that

How do you know?

How liberal of you.

How long has it been?

How nice to see you with a smile... for a change.

How would you even know that?

I accidentally spilled your mother's ashes.

I already knew him, so I asked him to be my sponsor.

I am not the one that walked out on us. That was all you.

I am so, so sorry.

I am trying to impress him. Got any tips for me?

I am?

I am... so relieved. [Chuckles]

I believe Lorraine handled that.

I bet the affair's with her trainer.

I can clean a vase, you lunatic!

I can spell, you know.

I can't even look at you.

I can't imagine why Michael would go back to Olivia.

I completely understand

I couldn't have planned it better myself.

I didn't know what the traditional gift was

I didn't say that.

I didn't tank you! I said you were great.

I don't believe in doing things halfway so...

I don't care about Sebastien anymore.

I don't cut corners,

I don't like to use the word mansion,

I don't see how she could be light.

I don't think I've seen him love him anyone this much

I don't understand.

I don't wanna lose you from my life.

I don't...

I dropped the urn.

I guess I could do that.

I guess thinking of you

I hate that about me.

I hate who I am when I'm with you.

I have a really great... trainer.

I have nothing.

I have to go.

I have to pee.

I I guess I just... I snapped.

I I'm sorry, I...

I just mopped this floor last week.

I just need a reference for Jesse Morgan.

I just wanna give a shout out to her

I just wanted to ask you if I left my phone at your house.

I just wanted to let you know

I know.

I know. I couldn't go through with it.

I let myself in. You really should lock your doors.

I lied.

I mean, I was gonna murder you.

I mean, you... wow.

I miss this.

I must've left it at the gym!

I need to conduct a home visit and confirm

I never had to make the bed. That was a great marriage.

I own you.

I realized that I'd become dependent on those pills.

I rented her house, remember?

I spoke to Michael's ex, Olivia,

I started going to meetings.

I still really need a job, and I have this one lead.

I suppose there's no reason to keep it a secret

I think I'm gonna go now.

I think this woman's on drugs.

I think what you're doing is wonderful.

I think your boss would like to see these pictures.

I thought my husband was having an affair?

I thought that that was an accident.

I thought you and I were friends.

I thought you'd leap at the chance

I thought...

I told you how important that job was.

I told you not to bet on the favorite.

I told you, I am trying to impress Dr. Neff.

I took funny pictures of you. Not now, sweetheart.

I took Miguel to the park today, and I saw you together.

I tried calling you, but you didn't answer.

I understand.

I wanna hear what she has to say.

I want chocolate milk.

I was hoping you would give me a reference.

I was still working for Michael and Taylor.

I was taking some prescription pills.

I was using them as a crutch. So I decided to get help.

I will be gone all day. I need you to watch Deion.

I will if you will give me this.

I will not allow you to make a mockery of it.

I wish he would've just told me.

I wouldn't want to get all sweaty right now.

I...I just think I'm so used to picking bad guys

I...you're so... Such a beautiful woman and...

I'll be there tomorrow at 3:00.

I'll call them myself.

I'll just be a moment, Natalie.

I'll take care of it.

I'll take it from here.

I'll... I'll talk to Olivia again,

I'm afraid I was a bit unstable back then.

I'm cleaning the chandelier.

I'm counting on you, Joy.

I'm going on a talk show to promote my new album,

I'm just giving it a good scrubbing.

I'm just not sure that you would be a good fit for him.

I'm just saying.

I'm Natalie, your new case worker.

I'm seeing someone.

I'm so glad you wanted to meet.

I'm so, so sorry.

I'm sorry I got so angry.

I'm sorry. She ran right past me.

I'm sorry. That was insensitive.

I'm sure he's been trying to reach me.

I'm thinking clearly for the first time in forever.

I'm willing to give it a try.

I've actually found the maid.

I've already lined up two job possibilities for you.

I've been thinking, and maybe you were on to something.

I've been trying to be a singer since forever.

If a spouse is cheating, we're always the first to know.

If he finds out about this, I'll be devastated.

If it means anything, Jacklyn, that part was real.

If Mr. Michael said the affair's been going on for months,

If Mrs. Taylor is not the killer,

If she did, she had help. She couldn't do it alone.

If she's just your friend, how come she slapped you?

If you wanna make Deion a part of the family,

Impressive.

In case you need me.

In my experience, they just put you in a state of bliss,

In our lives?

In the dining room, but...

In the first place.

Is Deion going to public school or public school?

Is he any good?

Is it just me, or is this floor amazing?

Is it polyester?

Is that why you haven't returned any of my calls?

It felt like spence was abandoning me, too.

It is now.

It means nothing at all.

It still is...

It was an accident. I was trying to drug you.

It was, but it was also a wake up call.

It won't help me if he passes out at the table.

It's a country club. They don't have that.

It's a very simple combination of the words

It's all finally happening, and I'm... I'm freaking out!

It's been my dream.

It's being on TV and the album.

It's in my car. Uh, I'll get it to her.

It's Michael!

It's more than that. It's everything.

It's my fault, and... and don't worry.

It's not just about the ashes.

It's okay, Thomas.

It's okay. Accidents happen.

It's okay. I'll call the gym for you.

It's okay. I'll go home and find it.

It's over now.

It's over.

It's private? That sounds so fancy.

It's private.

It's the least I can do.

It's the truth.

It's very precious to him.

Jacklyn wants a divorce. We don't have to hide anymore.

Jacklyn!

Jesse wants to work for you?

Jesse... I can't tell you how sorry I am.

Just because you can't keep up.

Just take Deion along to the club.

Just this one last time.

Just try not to track Lurlene all over the house.

Last time I was here, you told me you still loved me.

Last year, my husband and I

Let me get this straight.

Let me go fetch him. Here I am.

Let's dance.

Let's grab some coffee

Let's watch your new music video.

Light? Is she light?

Like I said, Maid Code. We got each other's back.

Listen, I have to tell you something.

Look, I don't expect you to forgive me,

Look, I know I said I was afraid of getting attached,

Look, I know you're mad,

Look, working for Olivia isn't your only option.

Lorraine may have fallen for that kind of sweet talk, but not me.

Lorraine's job is to place children.

Lunch is on the house today. Well, thank you.

Lurlene was his mother.

Lurlene!

Lurlene? Which wife was she?

Make sure your husband is present.

Mami, that was a stop sign.

Marisol, do you think we're getting back together?

May I add, I simply adore that blazer.

Maybe Blanca knew, and that's why she was killed.

Maybe Mrs. Taylor was asking Blanca

Maybe that's the silver lining.

Maybe.

Michael had just left me.

Michael?

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. I wanna buy a condo.

Mm hmm. Okay?

Mom would get it for me.

Mon coeur, I saw the show.

Mon coeur, what happened to our plan?

Mon coeur...

Mostly we feed him glass and poison.

Mostly.

Mr. Michael came to take Katy for the weekend

Mr. Michael thinks Mrs. Taylor's having an affair?

Mr. Powell, lovely to see you. And who's your little guest?

Mrs. Delatour having fun in New York with Remi and...

Mwah. [Chuckles]

My dad took off when I was little,

My horse lost?

My job is to determine if that placement is working.

My life is ruined.

My relationship with Genevieve.

Natalie, will you give us a moment?

Need I remind you, I didn't want the b o y

Next time, I'll listen to you.

Nicely done, Joy.

No, I lost my stupid phone.

No, I said she wasn't a good fit for you.

No, it's not a problem.

No, no, I know. I know, it's so stupid!

No, no, Jesse's... He's great.

No, no, look, she was acting all weird.

No, no, you've done more than enough for me.

No, no,... it's it's not like that. I swear.

No, no.

No, Sebastien.

No, Taylor didn't do it.

No, we cannot be together until the album drops.

No, you don't understand. I owe him.

No, you said I needed more time.

No.

No.

No. Why would you ask that?

Not always. [Chuckles]

Not by my choice.

Not really. White people love me.

Not right now, but someday.

Not so fast.

Not that you're a killer.

Not to me! He thinks I'm perfect.

Not today. [Clears throat]

Not when the welfare of a child is at stake.

Now come on. Carmen, you're always so confident.

Now get out there and enjoy the moment.

Now I see there hasn't been an interview

Now I'm happy as a clam.

Now that that's out of my system,

Now that they're separated.

Obviously, if he dated you.

Of course I can.

Of course not.

Of course! I'll give you a killer recommendation.

Of course.

Oh, come on.

Oh, dear, this is juicy. [Chuckles]

Oh, dear. That bad, huh?

Oh, don't be ridiculous. Of course I forgive you.

Oh, good.

Oh, he's adorable!

Oh, he's my realtor.

Oh, his living conditions are more than satisfactory.

Oh, honey, live tv can be nerve racking.

Oh, how about a tee time?

Oh, I do.

Oh, I don't know about that.

Oh, I don't mind.

Oh, I I know children aren't allowed

Oh, I thought you were mad at me.

Oh, I'll have them squeeze you in.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I assumed the worst.

Oh, I'm sorry. Is your name Nancy?

Oh, I'm sure Carmen can babysit.

Oh, is this yours? I'm sorry. I was parched.

Oh, it's fine.

Oh, mon dieu, you look magnifique.

Oh, my God, Olivia. What are you doing here?

Oh, my God! This little boy is extorting me!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I left my phone at your house!

Oh, my goodness. You were jealous.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no. I'm not looking to use your little agency.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, wait. I'm doing laundry.

Oh, we're not dropping you.

Oh, well, then you'll really like what I'm making for dinner.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you must be Mrs. Powell.

Oh, Zoila.

Oh! Is this your little boy?

Oh! Thank you.

Oh! Who's the lucky fellow?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Well... Taylor's just a friend.

Oh. What happened to Lorraine?

Okay, first, I don't think Maid Code is a thing,

Okay, I drugged her. Why would you do that?

Okay, now tell me about Deion's diet.

Okay, uh, well, I'm, uh, I'm leaving my phone on

Okay.

Okay.

Our next guest is a rising star on the pop scene.

Out of all the realtors in town,

Play your game, mijo.

Please, just let me know.

Pre show jitters are perfectly normal.

Provided Deion can remain in our custody.

Put your shoes on, papito. We're going for a ride.

Really?

Remember when I said

Romantic.

Rosie, what are you doing here?

Say no more. He's got the job.

Sebastien is...

Sebastien, this relationship was a mistake.

Sebastien, what did I just say?

See? That's helping you.

Seriously?

She could be making it up.

She needs your help.

She pays 40 bucks an hour.

She said Blanca was murdered.

She's been nothing but nice to me.

She's going to be a problem.

She's going to the gym,

She's... certifiable.

Since... Lurlene passed.

Smile more?

So fun.

So I thought I'd try a cleaning man.

So I thought you'd be happy.

So I went with a plant.

So if I say you're good, you're good.

So it was okay to screw him because you didn't know me?

So Mrs. Taylor isn't having an affair.

So not more calling, no stopping by, no more nothing.

So sad.

So then how come you slapped him?

So we can chat about your big TV debut.

So we're in the clean?

So you can just check that little box.

So you don't want to disappoint him.

So you're not perfect. He'll live.

So your album is gonna sit on a shelf and rot.

So... [Chuckles]

Some chocolate milk for Deion?

Something I could do to get that man to behave.

Sometimes you let me shine, sometimes I let you shine...

Sorry, I don't have anyone... for you.

Sorry, I was, uh, at the gym.

Spence and I are not having an affair.

Stop it. This is all in your head.

Taylor is not sleeping with her trainer.

Taylor told you about our support group?

Tell us about Carmen Luna.

Thank God! I've been looking for this everywhere.

Thank you for your candor, Marisol.

Thank you so much... mwah... for having me here.

Thanks.

That hurts, too.

That I didn't trust when I finally had a good one.

That I missed my tee time.

That I'm sending you the rest of your money.

That Jesse wouldn't be a good fit for you,

That looks positively succulent.

That means we're gonna have to make this one count.

That one.

That you are going to be a big sensation.

That... sounds healthy.

That's a little rude.

That's good.

That's ludicrous.

That's not it. Stop that, please. That's not it. Commercial.

That's ridiculous.

The killer knows the truth.

The killer would have to be strong.

The last text you sent was...

The point is, that little boy of yours

The support group is anonymous. He was protecting me.

The... exercise has helped clear my head.

Then maybe Blanca knew about it, too.

Then maybe her lover is.

Then...

Then... I discovered these sweet little babies.

There are a lot of nut jobs out there.

There must be something we can do.

There was something going on at that house.

They are actually amazeballs. Can I say that? Is that dirty?

They're not.

This interview could alter the course of Deion's life.

This is about you bonding with our child.

This is boring.

This is Deion, my...

This is fun.

This is not a negotiation.

This isn't about Carmen.

To have Deion taken away.

To keep her affair a secret.

Tomorrow, we have a home visit from child services,

Trust me, I will win him over before you come home.

Trust me, you deserve this.

Try being more...

Turns out he's a Powell after all.

Uh huh.

Uh, sorry to interrupt. Carmen Luna to see you...

Uh, Spence was in the same group.

Uh, well...

Uh, where's Mr. Powell?

Uh...

Uh... well, uh...

Uhh!

Upstairs. [Pitcher clatters]

Valentina.

Wait a minute.

Wait, that... that... Stop that, that's not it.

Wait, you... you thought I would... with your husband?

Wait. At Zoila's wedding, Blanca told me

Was that wrong?

We cheated on your wife. We lied to her. We used her.

We couldn't afford a doctor,

We have you under an exclusive contract.

We just have to be more careful.

We should do it again sometime.

We were horrible!

We won't let him find out.

We'll keep them safe for you,

We're gonna laugh about this someday.

We're in an addiction support group together.

We've been seeing each other for months.

We've got each other's backs.

We've secured him a spot at Beverly Country Day.

Wear this. [Clicks teeth, chuckles]

Welcome back to Hey, LA with Reese & Rick.

Well, a little birdie told me

Well, becoming a foster parent.

Well, don't worry. I'll put it back.

Well, Ernesto, I have to go. Hasta luego, mi amor.

Well, hello there, dear.

Well, I finally know who he's been screwing.

Well, I hated my last cleaning lady,

Well, I hope we'll be seeing more of you

Well, it is lovely to meet you.

Well, it'll be a cold day in hell

Well, Mother has certainly been polished to a lovely sheen.

Well, she's having an affair with somebody.

Well, Taylor slapped the other one.

Well, that was unexpected.

Well, that's very considerate. Actually, turkey is my favorite.

Well, the dust on it belongs to Genevieve.

Well, the size of your home is irrelevant.

Well, the truth is, if you want to impress Dr. Neff,

Well, the whore's finally

Well, we opened a lovely bottle of Bordeaux.

Well, we should be playing golf.

Well, when I thought of him at your house

Well, why don't we get a taste for your music?

Well?

Well...

Well... I took one 10 minutes ago,

Well... you could smile more.

Were you with her when we were together?

What about Taylor?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?! That's not Lurlene!

What do you mean?

What happened?

What have we done?!

What if she already did?

What on God's green earth is going on here, Joy?

What the hell was in there?

What? Adrian! Now just hold on.

What? I was mad. She took my dress!

What? That's absurd.

What? You can't do that!

What? You only mop in here once a week?

What? You're still gonna release my album?

What's all this? We're twins!

What's going on?

What's so funny?

What's the matter?

When do you think you'll be back from México?

When Genevieve's fourth husband was cheating on her, I knew.

When I met Sebastien, I didn't know how amazing you were.

When Jesse worked for me, our relationship became...

When you were with Jacklyn.

Where is your bag?

Where was the last place you had it?

Which cheek did I slap?

Which one is it?

Whoa, she really is crazy.

Whoever killed Louie killed Blanca.

Why are you so good at that?

Why did you tank me?

Why don't you have a seat?

Why is Mother so light?

Why the label would wanna drop me.

Why would Sebastien be trying to reach you?

Why would you do that?

Why? We got away with it.

With another woman still makes me crazy.

With Mr. Powell yet.

With my album.

With what? Golf?

With you being so... lovely and smart...

With you working here, he felt it was getting too complicated.

Without an appointment.

Wonderful effort, Zoila,

Wonderful, wonderful.

Yeah, I found it between the sofa cushions.

Yeah, I suppose he gets that from me.

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing.

Yeah, so you are obviously new to the music scene.

Yeah, well... so is Olivia.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah...

Yep, I have my, uh, bag right here.

Yes, anything.

Yes, Blanca's dead, but that's the big mystery.

Yes, but mira, we have to stop seeing each other for a while.

Yes, Genevieve, I'm taking great care of Dr. Neff.

Yes, since the separation,

Yes.

You always do the right thing.

You are having an affair with her.

You can rest assured,

You can't make music anywhere else.

You chose my husband?

You did.

You don't have to go to all the trouble.

You don't look sad.

You don't remember?

You go have fun with your trainer.

You had three glasses and got a little tipsy.

You have me.

You just said you needed more time.

You know what? I don't wanna trouble you.

You know, Dr. Neff is so happy with Mrs. Delatour.

You know, it's not a good time, Carmen.

You look fabulous.

You look so nice.

You mean that?

You might feel differently if you saw it by helicopter.

You missed Chef Kevin making these amazing cake balls.

You need time. I get it, but... please, I just...

You people drugged me!

You said that we're not gonna see each other for a while.

You think Jacklyn is going to work with me now?

You think Mr. Michael's ex wife murdered Blanca?

You told ms. Rice I wasn't a good fit for her.

You took it down from the ceiling?

You took the blame for me.

You wanna dance, chica?

You want me to throw in your gym clothes?

You were right.

You were stalking them.

You were supposed to seduce Jacklyn.

You wouldn't believe what's been going on in my mind.

You'd be okay with that?

You're a big boy. Hold it.

You're a great man, Mr. Spence.

You're crazy.