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Be Cool (2005)

Be Cool (2005)

The subject of "Be Cool" is a movie released in 2005, directed by F. Gary Gray. This star-studded comedy follows Chili Palmer (played by John Travolta), a former mobster turned movie producer, as he delves into the music industry. The film features an incredible ensemble cast that includes Uma Thurman, Vince Vaughn, Christina Milian, Cedric the Entertainer, and Harvey Keitel, among others.

"Be Cool" takes a light-hearted approach to the cutthroat world of the music business, where Chili encounters various challenges and eccentric characters. With its witty dialogue, lively performances, and humorous plot twists, the film offers an entertaining and comedic take on the industry.

If you're looking to immerse yourself in the world of "Be Cool" or relive the memorable moments, you can enjoy the film's sounds by playing and downloading them here. From catchy musical numbers to memorable dialogue, these sounds will transport you back to the vibrant and hilarious world depicted in the movie.

A cold black cloud's coming down.
A little early, aren't you? Open house is on Sunday.
A little...
A little...
A month ago he starts coming by, looking for Tommy.
A nice ass won't get you through your whole life.
A red bat!
A, she's under contract, and B, she's under contract.
Aerosmith playing at the Staples Center.
Ah, Martin, if you're important, people will wait.
Ain't that right, Joe Perry?
Ain't you gonna count it?
All I want is appreciation, Elliot.
All I want is for Chili Palmer to disappear.
All right, sit him down.
All right, so... I'm not gonna kill y'all today.
All right, tomorrow you come by the office and we'll deal with it.
All right, wise guy, I'll make you a deal.
All right? Seriously. I'm thinking about leaving Capitol.
All right.
All right.
All right. Can you pitch it in 25 words or less?
All right. Now, go on, give me that eyebrow thing.
All the while contributing to the gross national product
All those girls can sing, right? But who cares? Who are they?
All we had were sugar sandwiches.
Amazing.
An insurance salesman.
And because I'm going to produce it, it will rock.
And did he call you back?
And don't worry. Your hair looks fine.
And dumped his body in Griffith Park?
And go on about your way.
And I am the record mogul who makes it happen.
And I'll forget you tried to take me out.
And I'm a bit too old to go back to Vegas.
And I'm trying to make it right.
And I'm two seconds away from getting her a deal.
And last but not least, I would like to thank the guy
And Linda's been trying to get me ever since she saw you on Charlie Rose,
And look at us, we made it.
And never walk again in your life.
And now, the final nominee for MTV's Best Video of the Year:
And she told us about an incident involving an insurance salesman.
And Sin, you knew Tommy, right? He never wanted any trouble.
And suddenly you got street cred?
And swat you across the mouth with it.
And then pull out that bone.
And they know Chili can identify 'em.
And we come across your little weak ass ride.
And what do I expect in return? What do I expect in return?
And whatever you do, don't mention the Russians.
And where's that at? Where's that always at?
And you got one minute to come up with my money.
And you know why? 'Cause we knew how to hustle a deal.
And you might think about doing a part that's written for a man.
And you tell me Chili Palmer come to my store and I kill him.
Are we cool? Hmm?
Are you gonna give me what I came for, or are we gonna have a problem?
Are you gonna honor your goddamn contract or not?
Are you kidding? After what I just saw? Why would you do that?
Are you saying we can smoke him?
Are you using me to get into the music business?
As far as I know, he's gay too.
As soon as I was done washing clothes, I got lucky.
Ass popping up and down a pole.
Ass popping. Snap, crackle, pop!
At least he's not hanging out in strip clubs in the middle of the day.
At the end of that time, I wanna smell money or smell blood.
Aw, Edie, believe me, you're hard to forget. Come on.
Aw, Nicky, sit down and stop being such a hard on.
Baby, would you tell this girl when we were coming up,
Bam!
Be cool, ******.
Be cool? You don't know me.
Be cool.
Be it music, be it underworld, girls...
Be still!
Because come tomorrow, my nine's gonna be a lot less courteous.
Because Dylan wrote that for that Peckinpah movie with James Coburn.
Because I didn't even wanna come here.
Before you skate out of the business, I got a movie for ya.
Believe me, there is no contract. This whole pawn shop thing's a setup.
Biograph. It's a great album. We wouldn't have this song without it.
Bitch!
Black Eyed Peas are playing tonight, if you're interested.
Bobby finally wants the Chicks to play, but we don't have Linda.
Bring it.
Business!
But apparently you're incapable of doing that, so...
But come Friday, if you don't have my money,
But how 'bout... Hey, Chili, how does the movie sound?
But I got her booked into some major gigs, bro,
But I gotta say, she needs a sound.
But I gotta tell you guys. I'm not one of those singers who shows up in movies.
But I know who the Bust A Cap In Your Ass Gang is.
But I was a real live Vegas showgirl once.
But I'd prefer to stay on the same page.
But if you wait till Friday, I'll get you your money plus the vig.
But is she a star?
But let me tell you something, sweetheart.
But now the market's flooded, what do the labels want? Girl groups.
But nyet, no Chili come.
But we would have.
But when you're doing a monologue, you don't do both parts of the conversation.
But you can't do a movie where the main character
But you were with him in his last hour, right?
But...
Bye, baby. Deshawn, eat the pancakes, OK?
C A R O...
Calm down. We got some other stops to make today.
Can you confirm that this fella was wearing a toupee?
Cap easy! In your ass! How could you?
Check this out.
Chil, do you think Steven's gonna remember me?
Chil, wait. You don't know these guys. They're bad guys.
Chil. Wake up.
Chili Palmer don't realize how hard I work for Linda Moon.
Chili Palmer took that money, gave it to you for some contract.
Chili Palmer was gonna pay you, but Nick Carr says,
Chili Palmer's no manager, he's a talker.
Chili, a trio is not born overnight.
Chili, I worked so hard starting NTL,
Chili, it doesn't work like that, OK?
Chili, look, I'm so sorry. My damn replacement didn't show up...
Chili, wait.
Chili?
Christ. I'm banging the phones from dawn till dusk.
Christ...
Come on, baby. E. Weazy! Come on, baby.
Come on, get outta here before I have to shoot you.
Come on, I'll clown it, baby. You know I'll clown it.
Come on, Joe. You know my style makes the ladies smile.
Come on, Larry, you sound like an A&R guy.
Come on, man! Pull me up, man!
Come on, man.
Come on, man. Check in. Check in. I'm your ace, man.
Come on, man. E. Weazy!
Come on, player, stop hating. Stop hating. Start participating.
Come on! There's cameras all over this bitch.
Come on. Why would you wanna leave all this? Hey! Hello! Hey!
Come on. Why would you wanna leave all this? Hey! Hello! Hey!
Condolences on a two way and half of them are Tommy's ex girlfriends.
Consider this a courtesy call.
Dabu, calm down. So you saying plus the vig?
Dabu.
Dabu.
Daddy's having a little meeting. I'll take you to school in my car.
Damn, man. I wish I heard that. I like a good choo choo song.
Damn!
Damn! She's good!
Damn. He's dead.
Deshawn, sweetie, why don't you go back inside, OK?
Did I tell you that she writes her own music?
Did you leave any food in Mongolia?
Did you put the TV on?
Did you see the Chicks International?
Disrespect! Me! One!
Do you mind my asking you, what were you thinking when you wrote that?
Do you think it's possible that your husband was involved with the...
Don't be puttin' your sucked on drumsticks with my chicken breasts.
Don't eat it too late.
Don't laugh. You're a movie guy, so you don't know,
Don't mention the Russians, OK.
Don't move.
Don't think I don't know that NTL is broke.
E. Weazy!
Edie, behind the desk. You're still the boss.
Edie, I was a shylock. I know how these things work.
Edie, um, we have reason to believe
Edie, why don't you get your clothes on and let's get outta here, OK?
Edie, you have a tattoo ofAerosmith on your ass,
Edie?
Edie?
Edie?
Edie? Who gives a shit? Don't be a buzzkill.
Edie.
Edie.
Edie. I'm playing Sin the CD.
Edie. Slight problem.
Eh... We put a gun to Steven's head and say Linda's playing with Aerosmith.
Eight years ago you turned down our demo... Hyman.
Elliot, I said I would get you the audition and I will.
Elliot, what are you doing?
Elliot, you home?
Elliot!
Elliot?
Elliot. Elliot! Elliot! Goddammit, what you doing, man? What?
Enough with the pleasantries. Where's our money, Edie?
Even when I got caught up in not having anything prewritten, which I never did,
Evening, gentlemen. Interesting choice of music.
Everybody cool out. Everybody calm down.
Exactly.
Excuse me, Chuckles.
Excuse me, Linda.
Feeling things you had never felt before.
First Believer, and now this.
First I would like to thank my producer, Edie Athens.
First, welcome to NTL. Second, I want to introduce myself...
Flying on a unicorn with chocolate covered cherries raining.
Focus.
For my next part. I'm gonna play Johnny.
For real?
Forty more.
From our music to our style of dress,
Fuck that. I'm done.
Gangsta rappers and the Russian Mafia.
Gave him what he had coming.
Gentlemen, thank you very much for that VH1 moment in music history.
Get his wallet out before the cops come.
Get me Raji on the phone.
Get your ass out there on stage.
Get your black ass out of here.
Gets popped in the first scene, can you?
Girl got a flat voice, you know what I'm saying?
Gives me Linda Moon's contract, and if you ever threaten her in any way,
Go to hell, you greasy wop son of a bitch.
Good girl.
Good morning, guys!
Good morning. Carosell Entertainment.
Good movie.
Good point.
Good.
Good. Movies are too corporate. I like to be spontaneous and creative.
Got you.
Gotta love Dylan, man.
Ha! You know, the movies?
Have a nice day.
Have a sandwich.
Have you lost your mind?
He comes flying out of his office,
He comes in, doesn't even ask for Tommy,
He could see for himself it's terrific and help us launch her at his concert.
He could write a book on the different ways to work it.
He did the soundtrack for Get Lost.
He didn't leave NTL in the best financial position.
He gave them everything we have, but these Russians, OK, these monsters...
He hit Elliot right in the damn throat. He broke him smooth down.
He likes to send those out.
He made all of this happen. Chili Palmer, thank you.
He never develops those fast hands he's gonna need for the majors.
He sold protection.
He told Chili to give him the 300 grand instead
He wants to be in movies.
He's got the look, but does he have the talent? Can he act?
He's got this thing that he can raise one eyebrow, give you that look.
He's just messing with your head, man.
He's my wife's cousin.
He's partners with this guy named Nick Carr. He's this music promoter.
He's Russian. Been here for five months.
Hello? So what'd you think?
Here we go. Ready to show off?
Here.
Here. You want her so bad, you're gonna need this.
Hey look, she sounds cool. Don't get me wrong.
Hey, at least we can afford to record her.
Hey, Chili, is that your car?
Hey, just like that scene in Get Leo.
Hey, maybe Bono and Sting'll come down and we could all cut a Christmas album.
Hey, sexy. You better go put your Chick shit back on.
Hey, wh wh where are you going?
Hey, who's gonna play me? Think about that.
Hey, you expect me to follow that?
Hey!
Hey! Um, Sin, look, I'll tell you the truth, OK?
Hey! You move the car, we can all get to work!
Hey.
His real name is Roger Lowenthal.
Hm. That bitch owed me 300 grand.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm... Oh. Um...
How about Carrot Top?
How bad d'you want this? Hmm?
How can that be? You must have made a pile off the Dub MD's alone.
How come he calls you his bitch?
How many men have you whacked, Joe?
How much can I get for this?
How's he gonna do me like that? We're supposed to be partners. Damn.
How's organized crime treating you?
How's that? By singing songs from the '70s?
Huh.
Huh.
Hy Gordon. I know who you are. Capitol Records.
Hy, get in the office. Look like you know what you're doing.
Hypothetically, just a scenario. I wasn't actually saying it to you.
I ain't dismissed you. You're on my time.
I ain't doing this. You gonna perform or not?
I ain't done with you yet.
I ain't gonna be up no majors... Like that one, huh?
I always thought we'd play together, but then he died, so...
I can take one drumstick, put it in my mouth and suck all the meat off
I can talk the deal with you.
I can't afford my own piano, so they let me play here.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe Linda's gonna play with Aerosmith.
I can't believe this.
I can't help it, man. Don't give me no gun, then.
I come home and he's bleeding all over my one sheet.
I could do the same thing topless and make $2,000 a week with tips.
I couldn't get your mother to watch that movie.
I did everything except Steven's stage clothes.
I did find something.
I didn't leave the stereo on.
I didn't take you for a Black Eyed Peas fan.
I don't know about the Ukraine, but I was here first.
I don't know how fast it's gotta be for my needs, know what I'm sayin'?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know, but I'm in the music business now, it could be anybody.
I don't know. Linda hasn't shown up. I haven't seen her since yesterday.
I don't think it was the rock 'n' roll. I think it was your daughters.
I got an audition, Raj. I need to get my headshots.
I got my new headshots done.
I got so bored, I made some tea, I put in my video...
I got you an audition on a Nicole Kidman picture.
I gotta be honest with you, Linda. I'm getting out of the movie business.
I gotta go to the men's. I just had two ice teas.
I gotta tell you the truth. I never seen a hit like this before.
I guess this means you're not doing the movie?
I had it trimmed.
I had my man Elliot go out and get one.
I hear we could help each other.
I heard Sean Penn lives up here. You see him much?
I heard you were at The Viper Room.
I just cancelled it.
I know how the days of the week thing works. You'll get your money.
I know that look, Chili. I mean, what are you thinking?
I know what you're getting at. You think I set him up.
I left you a message two days ago.
I like that idea you had about having a bat in the car.
I love Roscoe's.
I love that blues guitar. It's nice.
I love you like a brother. I used to bag on you all the time, man, you tripping.
I made it this far without having to do it.
I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a man's ethnicity
I mean, I had this high.
I mean, it's a classic.
I mean, Russians. Russians.
I mean, the first song was nice, but this one...
I need more hip, like a sexier hip,
I need the right guy to get the right guy.
I never heard of the Mayan, so I was making sure I knew where it was.
I never thought about it like that.
I never told you this. You know what I love about Roscoe's?
I played tennis with Tom Hamilton once, though.
I produced that.
I put cinnamon on there, there's butter.
I put paper down, man, to put you in a video.
I said what if I called you that.
I said you would help her out, and she left you on the list at The Viper Room,
I said, That man can sing. He's gonna be a big star. A big star, man.
I saw you on Larry King. It was you and...
I say it's time you took Nick out.
I say we help him get what he wants.
I sign bands, I produce their albums, I sell the distribution to the majors.
I smell you, man. I feel you pain.
I think these girls are gonna be the next big act to break.
I thought the first one was pretty good.
I told them I wanna quit and he's like, You quit me, I'm gonna jack you up.
I told you, this Linda Moon, she's a belter.
I told you, this Linda Moon, she's a belter.
I understand shit like this 'cause I ain't a homo.
I walk into a club and I see a guy like you and I say,
I wanna pick this up.
I want Linda's contract.
I want you to give it up and lay it down for a good friend of mine, Linda Moon!
I want you to stop worrying. We're gonna meet Steven Tyler.
I wanted to do something special with his ashes, you know?
I was supposed to meet an A&R guy over there, but, uh...
I will never forget that smell. Joe Perry's still talking about that.
I will not let him take that from me! It's time I got some respect!
I will straight smoke Chili Palmer.
I would let the music do the talking to tell me what lyrics to sing.
I would love to produce your record,
I would love to.
I would scat to it.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
I, um...
I'd also like to thank Hy Gordon and Sin LaSalle. Thank you.
I'd take this baseball bat that I got out in the back of my Cadillac
I'll bring it. Don't worry.
I'll call her.
I'll fatten up her sound, give her some edge,
I'll give it some thought.
I'll make believe that that dead Russian in my house had nothing to do with you.
I'll see you at the Mayan club, my man. I respect you, Loop. Stoneface killa.
I'm a believer
I'm a producer. I did the film Get Leo. Do you remember that?
I'm a widow now.
I'm always lookin' out. I want to make sure I got the right guy.
I'm asking you because you hit the wrong guy.
I'm at the Boot Barn on Sunset and I see him talking to this cop in a Crown Vic.
I'm at the Will Smith building.
I'm banging the phones like a goddamn wild man.
I'm Baptist. My father wouldn't approve.
I'm gonna be generous.
I'm impressed. Did you write that song?
I'm just sayin', if that's what this is gonna be, it's gonna be that,
I'm just trying to be strong for my squad.
I'm like, I sat front row atthe Blonde Ambition tour,
I'm like, Tommy, who the hell was that?
I'm not the one who disrespected you, Raji, Nick did.
I'm on the damn Neighborhood Watch.
I'm really looking at you.
I'm saying you and Elliot take care of him
I'm so glad you came.
I'm sure you could even get a buck a record.
I'm tellin' you, bro, the Chicks are gonna be big.
I'm telling you, Edie, she's got a voice, she's got the attitude.
I'm telling you, you want Chili Palmer.
I'm the one schooling you, son.
I'm the one setting you straight. I'm Linda's new manager.
I'm the reason you're even owed 300 grand.
I'm thinking of a song, one of yours, Steven. Sweet Emotion.
I'm tripping, G, 'cause there is actually
I'm trying to get him out.
I'm walking. I ain't even tripping, man. What'd I say? What'd I say?
I've been waiting on your ass all night.
I've had her for three days and I already got her a label,
I've had him cremated and, um...
I've known Nicky for years. You'll get your contract.
I've now gotta go find the right guy.
If I can explain what happened, we could get on the same page here, you know?
If I could get some cash, I would buy my way out of my contract
If I take Nicky out, all roads lead to me, Elliot.
If I want my... Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?
If I wanted my money from the Viper Room gigs.
If you don't mind my saying, I don't like your attitude one bit.
If you ever decide to get out the bargain basement,
If you get what I'm saying.
If you give us a few weeks...
If you go near Linda, he'll see that you suffer excruciating pain
If you wanna produce Linda's album, great.
In exchange for some contract or whatnot.
In Griffith Park last night, two dudes pulled in,
In other words, he'll break your legs.
Insurance scam. Jeez, even I know that.
Is gonna make it to the big screen, raising a goddamn eyebrow.
Is she a G string diva or what? They give you wood?
Is that chest hair real?
Is that the only monologue that you got?
Is this the guy that did Tommy Athens?
It says in the paper that Chili Palmer used to be a gangster.
It starts today
It starts today...
It was for a soundtrack. Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid.
It was the love you felt for your girls.
It was the year of the singer/songwriter.
It was. You're right.
It'll make you feel better. I wanna talk to you about Linda Moon.
It's a damn shame, Chili.
It's a little tight for a big guy like you.
It's a musical
It's all right. Calm down, calm down. Edie, Linda.
It's an absolute pleasure to meet you.
It's dangerous. It's rough out there.
It's different than music and tours. This was pure.
It's just the music, the funk, the sounds, the words, the rhyme, the shit.
It's just...
It's late. Shouldn't you and Baby Huey be sleeping?
It's like a game between us. He knows I tried to set him up,
It's like art by committee over there, OK?
It's like Linda. When I signed her, girl power was dead.
It's lyrical but tough now. I can almost see the video.
It's my contract, that's why I'm here with you.
It's next Tuesday at 3:00. Give me a call.
It's Nicky Carr's way of getting my head blown off. What's this?
It's not your fault. What you want is a wood bat, like a Louisville Slugger.
It's NTL.
It's P. Diddy. Don't be coming up in here like you know anything about rap.
It's Steven Tyler, I know his socks. He's never gonna remember me.
It's surrounded by the Feds. They're watching these Russians.
It's these conceits that comfort me
It's where Linda's contract is.
It's your choice.
It's your fault.
Ivy League rich kid goes to Wharton, gets an MBA,
J. Leazy, what's up?
Jesus Christ. The guy in Chili's house, the dead guy?
Jesus Christ. What the hell's going on?
Joe Loop was supposed to kill Chili Palmer. Instead, he killed some Russian.
Joe, are you clowning with me?
Just a producer's credit... and a little something on the back end.
Just give me one second.
Just put her on the damn phone.
Just tell us you got nine more just like it.
Know what that is? It's Linda Moon's contract.
Larry, I'll call you back.
Lawyers, can you see me? It's Raji from Carosell.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me see. Hold this, please. Thank you.
Let me tell you something, NTL owes us 300 grand.
Let me tell you something. Don't do that J. Leazy shit.
Let me tell you something. I started NTL with Tommy.
Let's drop her off real quick. Yeah.
Let's get some Roscoe's up in this bitch.
Let's get somethin' straight. This isn't the movies.
Lights it on fire and just tosses it on my desk.
Like a bigger, sexier hip.
Like I got hustled into doing the sequel.
Like that?
Linda Moon says she's gonna leave and have Chili Palmer be her manager.
Linda Moon with the performance ofhersmash hit, Ain't No Reason.
Linda Moon, you're the girl with...
Linda Moon! Gonna be a big star.
Linda, beautiful, but when you do the hip thing,
Linda, this is Sin.
Linda, why don't you take a break, honey?
Listen for the Laker wrap up show...
Listen to me, there's no problem. No one's left the Chicks.
Listen to me. Chili called, he said Linda played with Aerosmith and killed.
Look at you. Look how those legs go up and make an ass out of themselves.
Look man, you want your chips? Do you want your chips?
Look, all I know is Raji told me to come here
Look, at least we can get my contract back.
Look, I can't do five more years, not with these guys.
Look, man, Chili Palmer came in the club...
Look, Sin, you know, Tommy left his will a mess.
Look, Sin, you're a music producer. You gotta hear this.
Look, Sin, you're a music producer. You gotta hear this.
Look, you don't understand. This is how Chili Palmer operates.
Look, you tell Nicky there's now a new contract and I need five grand.
Loop, Nick Carr said I should call.
Love it.
Mad respect for not giving respect. I feel you.
Make a long story short...
Man in a suit. You in town for some kind of convention?
Man, at that point in my life, Chil,
Marla, Detective.
Maybe even add in a little...
Maybe from back in your Brooklyn days?
Maybe I could help you out with NTL Records.
Maybe something he'd like. You got any ideas?
Maybe this will help. I found it in Tommy's desk drawer.
Me too. Tommy and me, we had a few records on the air,
Me!
Miss Moon's about ready to go on stage.
Mm hm.
Mm hm. Yeah. You know I followed them on tour, right?
Mmm, yeah, well it's not a bad opening.
Mmm... So, out of the blue, this Mr. Athens just decides
Mr. Palmer, I'm Glenn from Thrifty Executive Fleet.
Mugambo, I gotta jump.
Mugambo, my brother, you check out the Chicks?
My daughters? Mia, Liv?
My man!
My name on the damn CD so small you can barely read the damn thing!
Nah, this high you were feeling, that wasn't rock 'n' roll.
Nah.
Nah. That guy had a black eye and was wearing a rug.
Nah. They were babies back then.
Next time try to find something red to wear.
Nice get up...
Nick ain't got the balls to stiff me.
Nick Carr. It's a pawn ticket.
******?
Night, Chili.
No more... ****** cops.
No questions, no nothing.
No Samoan faggot going by the name Elliot Wilhelm
No wonder he kept the books locked up. They're empty.
No, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was in the record business.
No, but if I was, you'd be the man to see. Am I right?
No, he ain't. Delete that shit.
No, he just... he said he was gonna call me, that's all.
No, Hey, Nick. Good to see you, man. Did you lose weight?
No, Steven, we don't want you to be in a movie with her.
No? OK, you know what? I totally get it, man, I totally get it.
No. Oh, no, we're totally booked. That would have been good.
Nobody's a bigger dick than you, Nick.
Not if he's dead.
Not if it ain't you who does it. I'm talkin' about a setup, bro.
Not only does she write her own stuff, she's got the voice,
Not to mention your basic imitation of our sense of cool.
Nothing against Hy Gordon, but the man is white.
Nothing To Lose Records. It's like the indie label.
Nothing. He's already been told twice.
Now he gets to be her producer? I ain't havin' it.
Now I want the five grand up front. Tonight at the Mayan.
Now you're the one that's gonna need protection.
Now, apologize.
Now, did you take this picture?
Now, I suggest that you open up those books
Now, I told you you had till Friday. Your time is running out.
Now, that 300 grand you owe me, I just doubled it,
Oh yeah? Then why is she playing with Aerosmith this weekend?
Oh yeah? What is that?
Oh yeah? What'd you say?
Oh, Chil. Thank you.
Oh, Edie. I like you.
Oh, hang on one second.
Oh, I could tell.
Oh, I know you a whole lot better than you think I do.
Oh, Johnny Cash. But he's like six feet something.
Oh, my God, that's genius, Chil!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! What are we gonna do?
Oh, my God. Steven, I want you to meet my very good friend...
Oh, no, not any more. Actually, Chili told Raji that it was cancelled.
Oh, oh!
Oh, thanks.
Oh, yeah. That's Joe Lupine. Joe Loop. Is that his headshot?
Oh. Here she is.
Oh. Tommy.
Oh. Wow.
OK, boo boo.
OK, but still, you know...
OK, take American Idol.
OK? Right on action.
OK.
OK.
OK. So we walk in the Staples Center with Linda's CD, and then what?
On the back, at the bottom.
Once you turn faggot, you lose all self respect. You're not wired right.
One of 'em walks out, points his fingers like a gun at Chili.
One of them's wearing one of those pimp hats,
One of those Tropicana revues, you know?
Only thing wet on that shit better be the syrup.
Only time I gave in, but sometimes you gotta do it the studio way.
Ooh, but I think what they were looking for was this.
Ooh...
Or maybe it was just the rock 'n' roll.
Or things gonna get real ugly up in here.
Ow!
Pancakes... Yes, pancakes again.
Pawn ticket?
Personally, I think grafting's the only way to go. The look's more natural.
Personally, I totally dug all y'all's sound.
Play Dub MD's!
Play my records! You hear me? Play, play, play my records.
Playa.
Please! Help! Help!
Please.
Please. She does not know how good she has it.
Plus the vig. All right, all right, OK.
Popping me's not gonna do you any good.
Powerful lyrics just resonates with me.
Produced by Raji. In tiny little letters, man!
Pussy.
Put this on.
Puts on some Timberlands and a throwback
Racial epithets. Why does it always come down to that?
Raj, Raj, Raj.
Raji said he was gonna pay me the money he owes me, and I'm broke.
Raji, Nick left a message for you.
Really?
Really? I don't understand.
Red aluminum.
Right? No one else on this damn beach has a video.
Roman, look at me.
Russians...
Said they'd make me this big star, and like a fool I believed them.
Say, Edie, is that an Aerosmith tattoo on your back?
Scene.
Scorching!
See, everything I know about music, I learned from him.
See? A bat like this messes up a kid's swing.
See? I'm telling you, this town... Look, Chil...
Seeing how he doesn't use his name anymore either.
Send me some pictures, I'll give you a call, set you up for an audition.
She can make if she stays with the Chicks.
She does not know how good she has it.
She gone?
She plays a girl who wants to make it big in the biz
She sings, she writes her own stuff. She's got it going on.
She wanted to put her in a movie, you know, struggling singer...
She's gonna need a real professional managing her career.
She's good, bro. You get Miss Bangkok in there,
She's got me.
She's somethin' else, huh? The heart and soul of that group.
Shoot me later, but hear this now.
Sin LaSalle? I wouldn't give my money to that Alabama porch monkey.
Sin, hi. How are you?
Sin, I'm the one who promoted you.
Sin, the books are none of your business.
Sin, you know we don't have that kind of money on hand.
Sin!
Sin.
Since you are being so courteous, I'd like you to meet Linda Moon.
Sincerely, you don't expect me to believe a story about some Russians?
Small price to pay for the environment.
So he could listen to Linda's music,
So he did it right back to me.
So I can be done with you.
So I interrupt his meeting and buzz him.
So I'm gonna need that contract back.
So it looks like we don't need you.
So tell me, how's your wife?
So this last time he takes a picture.
So what are you doing here, Mr. Palmer?
So what the hell's this?
So what's crackin'?
So, Chili tells me you've got a great voice.
So, Edie, I was thinking, you know, maybe I, uh...
So, Mr. Red Hot Chili Pepper...
So, then, you're like Aretha Franklin, you learned to sing in church?
So, we've got reason to believe this was a mob hit.
So, while he was waiting, he got depressed and shot himself in the back?
Some waffles, man. Extra syrup.
Someone who wants Chi li Palmer dead more than me
Something like this.
Something with soul, you know?
Sorry about your comrade, comrade.
Sorry to wake you, Edie, but your girl here's got a good voice.
Sorry.
Sounds like Knockin' on Heaven's Door.
Stevie Wonder could confirm he was wearing a toupee.
Stop playing, man! Stop bullshitting, man.
Stop this shit.
Sweet Emotion, I love that song.
Take my word for this.
Takes a big man to realize a bigger man swings a bigger dick.
Talk all that shit, man.
Tell 'em, Dabu!
Tell me Dream On is not the greatest rock 'n' roll song you ever heard.
Tell me something. What was that stuff you put in our clothes?
That could be the name of my next girl group.
That is beautiful. You did it.
That is interesting.
That makes it big.
That shit's been remixed so much, I could be Jenny from the Block.
That sucks.
That sweet emotion.
That's a great idea, Chil.
That's a law office down there, man! I'm gonna wake the lawyers up!
That's Elliot Wilhelm, Raji's bodyguard.
That's great. Capitol can miss you for a few days?
That's it?
That's it? He just does the one eyebrow?
That's my manager, Raji, with Miss Bangkok.
That's not gangsta. That's not gangsta.
That's probably his gun you got stuck in your waist there.
That's right, he did Get Lost. That's my shit. That shit was tight.
That's right. And you were a father for the first time,
That's Sin LaSalle. He manages and produces the Dub MD's.
That's some deal. What's in it for me?
That's the pawn shop my friend told me about.
That's true, Sin. But... what's that gonna cost me?
That's why I laid out all the paper to put you up in a video.
That's why I loved working at MoMo's club, if you know what I mean.
That's why you can understand why we care about this girl Linda Moon.
The Best Music Video Award goes to...
The cops came by NTL last night. They were asking me about you.
The future is now
The future is now
The Insight is the Cadillac of gas electric hybrid cars.
The last of the great spenders.
The looks, this girl's the whole package.
The Man in Black. Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

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