Beverly Hills Cop (1984) Edit

A fuckin' Cadillac.

A late supper.

A late supper.

A little extra protection, Billy.

A Victor Maitland, sir.

Accidentally discovered large quantities of a substance

Actually I can't afford it. But you know what they got inside that bathroom?

After you.

All I need is a couple of bananas.

All right, as soon as you're finished at the hospital, you're on vacation.

All right, come on, Axel.

All right, thank you.

All they asked me to do was drive you out of town.

All this shit happened the last time I parked here. Thank you.

All three of us are cops, we should be workin' together.

An anti banana disguise.

And a couple of hours after he got there, someone killed him.

And between the two of us, the guy doesn't know the time of day.

And crawl up your fuckin' ass with a microscope? 'Cause they'll do it!

And don't talk to anybody but me!

And drink it in the mornin'.

And get that bump on your head checked out.

And having probable cause to believe a felony was in progress,

And I dispatched our officers to this location.

And I found out that I have...

And I have a pretty good idea that you had Mikey killed.

And I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician

And I went out to California to get some sun.

And I'm tired of takin' the heat for your ass.

And if you lose him again, don't bother calling in. You got that?

And in the course of defending ourselves,

And look at this shit, they stiffed us.

And Maitland had him killed. I can't prove that right now,

And make up and be friends, huh?

And send down something for dessert. Thank you very much.

And smoke 'em yourself in the park.

And started tearin' up the place, then jumped out the window!

And take two steps back with your hands up!

And that'll be suite 1035.

And the only reason that they came in

And the whole Bolivian Army is out in front of this little hut.

And they send it back before Customs even knows what's going on.

And what, may I ask, is your interest in Mr. Tandino?

And when I find out for sure...

And you guys believed that? What the fuck are you, cops or doormen?

And you guys'll be out of business permanently

And you two... in my office.

And you witnessed all this?

And? What do you wish to know?

Any chance you're gonna give me that key and let me go in there by myself?

Anything you say can, and will be used against you in a court of law.

Anyway, it's a homicide case and it belongs to Rand.

Anyway, these guys waited outside,

Are you serious?

Are you still pissed at me?

Are you sure it's Victor Maitland you want?

Arrestin' somebody for gettin' thrown out of a window?

At least he's had 12 years.

Axel, grow up.

Axel, how can you afford this?

Axel, I'm not takin' any more of this shit from you.

Axel, if it wasn't for Victor Maitland, I'd be waiting on tables!

Axel, if this has anything to do with Mikey,

Axel, she's doin' great, right?

Axel, Victor Maitland is one of the top art dealers

Axel, Victor Maitland was here asking questions about you today.

Axel, why were you bothering Victor?

Axel, you look like a hoodlum.

Axel!

Axel!

Axel.

Axel... I thought I told you to go to the hospital

Balance yourself. OK, here we go.

Be careful, old boy, you might hit me.

Be good.

Be it bonds or drugs or whatever.

Because There's No ******s Allowed in There!

Before you get squashed, OK?

Better get Maitland up here.

Beverly Hills.

Billy over here is gonna make sure that I behave.

Billy, he gets the point.

Billy, take care of the tab, would you?

Billy, what the hell are you doin' here?

Billy, what the hell is goin' on?

Billy, you saved my life, OK?

Billy, your job's just to sit out here and observe things.

Billy!

Billy! Bill, here, give her this.

Billy! Billy.

Billy...

Bogomil does everything by the book. You know what I'm startin' to think?

Bogomil ordered us to make sure you got out of town.

Boss.

Both you guys, break out some ID.

Bullshit!

But as a token of my appreciation,

But before I go I just want you two to know something, all right?

But can I have my money... Look, can I say it slow for you.

But I did some pokin' around and art's not the only thing that he deals.

But I have to talk to Victor, it's very, very important.

But I lost y'all once today, which means I can do this shit again.

But I should've taken care of you in Detroit.

But I tell you what, let's not fuckin' hassle about it now.

But if you decide to butt into this case,

But in Detroit, cops are required to carry a firearm at all times.

But it seems painfully obvious

But it's cool.

But it's true, though.

But listen, I want you to deliver it to this beige Ford parked out on Wilshire.

But now I think I might well just call it,

But this ain't sugar.

But this sounds like something for the authorities in Detroit.

But when I do, you'll be the first to know.

But when you hear glass and shit breaking,

But you all got all the connections, you know.

But you don't know every fuckin' thing.

By the way, thanks for the sandwich.

Can get the shipments out of Customs before they get inspected.

Can I get some extra mayo?

Can I stay for awhile, 'cause I ordered some pizza?

Can I talk to you for a minute? Look...

Can you believe this place?

Can you put this in a good spot?

Catch you later, Vic.

Check that out, I found that at Maitland's warehouse.

Checking in today, sir?

Coffee grounds?

Coffee?

Coincidentally, when he was killed in Detroit.

Come here.

Come on, Axel.

Come on, Billy, let's go.

Come on, guys, I know how we can get around...

Come on.

Come on.

Could you teach him to roll over and sit and do all that shit, too?

Cousin, my man, don't dash yet. This is like two grand to me.

Cover me.

Damn it, Axel! I'm not gonna bail you out again.

Damn! Let's go.

Detective Foley deserves all the credit for the arrest, sir.

Detective Foley was, at the time, cooperating

Detective Foley, I'm Lieutenant Bogomil, of the Beverly Hills Police Department.

Detective Foley, this is becoming very irritating.

Detective Foley, we appreciate your assistance.

Detectives Foley and Rosewood, responding to Ms. Summers' report,

Detroit is a very violent city, isn't it?

Did you see that shit? I can describe all of them.

Discover approximately 80 kilos of cocaine.

Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window!

Do you have the address of that warehouse?

Do you understand me?

Do you wish to file charges against Sergeant Taggart?

Do you wish to file charges against this officer for assault?

Does that name ring a bell?

Don't be unreasonable. You're not dealin' with Johnny Bananas.

Don't do a damn thing! It's Rand's case.

Don't fuck with me, Axel.

Don't get scared, it's just me kickin' in the window. Sit tight.

Don't get upset, we'll give you everything you need. Right, guys?

Don't I know you guys from some place? You look so familiar.

Don't lose him.

Don't mess with me now, Axel.

Don't move! Turn over!

Don't square off on me with some bullshit.

Don't take your eyes off that screen.

Don't worry, it's nice. Trust me.

Don't you think I know if I was some hot shot from outta town

Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss?

Don't you think it's kind of hot for a long, black leather coat?

Don't you want to hear my side of the story?

Donny, run and tell Ms. Summers that Mr. Achmed Foley to see her.

Donny. One moment.

Drop it!

Drugs are sometimes packed in coffee grounds.

Each time you get out of the shower and you're dripping wet,

Everybody knows about you and the truck.

Everything except for the drugs,

Exactly what was it Mikey did for you here?

Excuse me two seconds.

Excuse me, sir, it seems that we do have a last minute cancellation.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me.

Fifty bucks you don't make that shot.

Fine. Fine.

Foley invited us to this bar... and we accepted.

Foley was up there, looking over Maitland's house.

Foley, we should've known it was you.

Foley? How did he know we were here?

Foley's here to see her. He's a old acquaintance.

Foley's on the grounds.

For a man who claims to be on vacation,

For the rest of your life, I want you to think about our friendship.

Forget about it.

Forget it, I'm not eatin' that. Take it back.

Forget it.

Forget what you can prove. Talk to me.

Foul mouthed? Fuck you, man.

Freeze, asshole!

Freeze!

Freeze!

From the Dearborn hijack.

Fuck this. Nice doin' business with you, kid.

Fuck you, man.

Fuck you.

Fuck. Come on.

Get away from me or I'm gonna shoot you. No time for you today.

Get outta here!

Get some people out there right away.

Get the fuck away from me.

Get the fuck off me, man. Get off me!

Get the fuck off me! Get off!

Glad you like it. I must make you a member.

Go do it in somebody else's precinct.

Go home.

Goddamn it, Billy, this is really serious trouble!

Goodbye, Mr. Foley.

Gotta go now, Vic.

Great, excuse me, Serge.

Great! Great, real mature.

Great.

Guess I'm out of a job. It's cool, though.

Gun, partner!

Happened just like the lieutenant said, chief.

Has all this stuff passed through Customs already?

Have a nice day.

Have a seat right over there, please.

He also says they nearly had to fire you for insubordination.

He came by the office yesterday and asked me all sorts of...

He came to see me in Detroit a couple of days ago.

He didn't come back yet.

He left and... I haven't seen him since.

He meant it as a joke, Billy, like the bananas.

He said this is your worst fuck up ever.

He says if you're out here investigating the Tandino murder,

He says that you're an outstanding young detective.

He sent us a late supper, sir. See, this waiter comes over...

He showed up at my apartment with a bag of German bearer bonds.

He tells me that if we inform him you are working on this case,

He tells me you might not be very welcome back there.

He told me that... Mikey'd been killed

He took off about ten minutes ago.

He was my best friend.

He was working for Victor at the gallery's warehouse.

He worked for you, didn't he?

He... he came in yesterday.

He'll have you brought up on charges and fired.

He's dead.

He's dead. He came to Detroit and somebody killed him.

He's gonna close down and get his shipments from someplace else.

He's got five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels.

He's got one of them eyes that's goin' like this.

He's my boss.

Hello, room service?

Here. You two check that place out.

Hey, Axel, way to go!

Hey, Axel, you got a cigarette?

Hey, Billy, I read the manifest, all right?

Hey, buddy, what you doin' here?

Hey, guys...

Hey, look, we're talkin' about a friend of mine here!

Hey, man, what's happenin', Phil?

Hey, man!

Hey, Mikey. Where've you been?

Hey, Philip, gimme kiss, baby!

Hey, Taggart, look.

Hey, wait a minute, Taggart.

Hey, wait a minute.

Hey, we were there this morning.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Guys!

Hey... don't I know you from someplace?

Hi, can I get you something?

Hi, Victor.

Hi. I like this, this is nice.

His name is Victor Maitland.

Hold it right there, Foley, you're under arrest.

Hold still, Mike. I gotta open the door, OK?

How can a black man, dressed like me, just march into your warehouse,

How can you afford that?

How can you be sure if it'll be drugs, or something?

How come you didn't tell on me when you got caught?

How could you not notice a man sticking a banana in your tailpipe?

How long are you gonna stay?

How nice.

How would you like for me to have the IRS come down here

How you doin'?

How you doin'?

How you doin'? Could you come here for a second, please?

How you doin'? I'm Axel Foley, checkin' out of suite 1035.

How's that sound?

Hurry up! Quicker!

I ain't got no more minutes. Check this out. I want you to see somethin'.

I ain't on duty, so my dick can be hard.

I already have three of 'em in my bag.

I also remember you had to go to jail behind that shit, too.

I am not listening to Jeffrey, but he's still talking.

I am not listening to you, I'm ignoring you.

I apologize for striking you.

I been here too long. Talk to me.

I believe his name is Foley.

I bet that's your Porsche that's parked outside. Isn't that your Porsche?

I came... I came here to see my friend, I had 'em with me.

I can't afford no electrical bill. Close my refrigerator.

I can't wait.

I did not know what was goin' on. I was watchin' the show, havin' fun.

I didn't just walk into this town from the cotton fields!

I didn't know if he was tryin' to put the make on me, or what.

I didn't understand what you said.

I do like surprises.

I don't believe this.

I don't even know nobody in town that can handle a job this big,

I don't have time to stand here and argue with you.

I don't know from under what stone you crawled,

I don't know what you all think I am, take me for some kind of fool.

I don't know what you teach these fellows, but they're not regular cops.

I don't know, I never been on vacation before.

I don't need no lock, I got my pistol. I pop a cap in somebody.

I don't think cost is the issue here, sir.

I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.

I don't think so, Axel, we're still on duty.

I don't think so.

I figured I'd take 'em...

I figured, you know...

I find that very difficult to believe.

I find that very easy to believe.

I got a great idea!

I got a great idea.

I got a hunch, OK?

I got it.

I got some stuff in the trunk. Excuse me.

I had a friend named Michael Tandino that used to work for Victor Maitland.

I had to go to the bathroom.

I hate machine guns.

I have no excuse.

I have to ask you some questions about Michael Tandino.

I have to have two of them, though.

I have to take it up. Thank you.

I heard a rumor that you're gonna use Rand on this case,

I just bet you are the pride of your department in Detroit.

I just can't tell you how disappointed I am to find you here.

I just fell in love with you.

I knew that was you! He told me it wasn't.

I know the perfect place. You guys will love it.

I know this is bullshit though. I got thrown out of a fuckin' window!

I know what you're gonna say...

I know, but I'm a businessman, this is my thing.

I know... Let's not in front of him, alright?

I love this place, I can't leave this shit.

I make it myself back there with the little lemon twist.

I need a couple bananas, how much are they?

I need five thousand dollars!

I never been in no cell that had a phone in it.

I promise I'll make it up to you.

I really can't wait to get back there, if you wanna know the truth.

I remember you used to drive that crappy, blue Chevy Nova.

I saw it on the way over here. It's perfect for you guys.

I see you look at this piece.

I see you're still breakin' in people's houses.

I stole my gun and forced him to bring me here.

I stopped at a joint on the way home to have a couple of drinks.

I suggest you call your wives, 'cause we're gonna be here all night.

I swear to Christ, Zack, I was gonna bring 'em back.

I swear, if you ever show your face out there again...

I tell you, I wish you'd been with me last night.

I think he stole 'em from whoever had him killed.

I think I'm gonna stay in Beverly Hills. I like it here.

I think the issue should be my blatant disregard for proper procedure.

I think there's something you should know.

I think you should be more worried about what we're going to do with you.

I told my people it was supposed to be five grand here,

I told you, I'm on vacation. I went to the bathroom,

I took a couple of 'em. I didn't think anybody was gonna miss 'em.

I tried to tell you.

I understand, sir. I'm sorry.

I wanna talk to you about Mikey.

I want you to have this fine Beverly Palm robe.

I want you to know somethin', pal. I want all y'all to know somethin'.

I want you to start checking this out.

I want you to think about Axel Foley. I love you, Billy.

I want you two to go back to the hotel and wait for Foley to show up.

I was gonna call the article Michael Jackson ls Sitting On Top Of The World,

I was in havin' a good time, I'm into things like that.

I was thinking about stopping off and getting something to drink, though.

I was walkin' by, it looked like a nice clean place, so I stopped.

I was wondering if you could, like, do me a favor, sir?

I went to his warehouse and I saw some guys unloading a crate

I will talk to Inspector Todd first thing tomorrow.

I wish I could, but I can't!

I would prefer you did it in Detroit.

I would, but I ain't from Detroit.

I'd be the first one to get a room, and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now!

I'd like to order something from your late supper menu.

I'd really like to help you.

I'll call you later on, and we'll get together later and talk, OK?

I'll explain it to him later.

I'll only charge you the single room rate.

I'll try.

I'm a fellow police officer, I know what it's like to be on a stakeout.

I'm a fuckin' police officer, I can't steal cars no more.

I'm a small reporter from Rolling Stone Magazine,

I'm all ears.

I'm back.

I'm doin' business here.

I'm driving, I've seen your car.

I'm fine, my name is Serge, and how can I help you?

I'm fine! Hold a second, I'll be right down.

I'm gonna be in town until I find out who killed Mikey.

I'm gonna go check out this asshole at the bar.

I'm gonna go get my shit and get outta here.

I'm gonna go up myself, all right?

I'm gonna make you pay for this.

I'm gonna open this door and I'm goin' inside. You wanna stop me? Shoot me.

I'm gonna start my own private investigation company.

I'm gonna steal one of them robes.

I'm gonna steal them, too. You should take some of this shit.

I'm impressed.

I'm not going to drive you to the art gallery, Axel.

I'm not sayin' you did anything wrong.

I'm openin' the door now, OK? Here we go. All right, here we go.

I'm really sorry to hear this.

I'm Sergeant Taggart and this is my partner, Detective Rosewood.

I'm sorry I even asked.

I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name.

I'm sorry, I don't see anything under that name.

I'm sorry, I'm just fuckin' with you. That's funny to me. Sorry.

I'm sorry, Sarg, I can't talk now.

I'm sorry, sir, but there are no rooms available.

I'm sorry, sir, but there are no rooms available.

I'm sorry, sir, we just have nothing available tonight.

I'm sorry.

I'm telling you, he was acting real weird.

I've ever been in in my life.

I've seen 'em do it! It's not a pretty sight!

If anything jumps off, I'll come and I'll get you, all right? OK?

If I don't get some cooperation! Is that understood?

If I took it, those guys woulda known I was a cop.

If I'd known why you'd been arrested, I wouldn't have come.

If Michael calls, tell him what room I'm in.

If somethin' happens to her...

If they were, you'd be lyin' beside him in that meat wagon.

If you barged into my office and I didn't know you, I'd throw you out.

If you don't get back, I'm gonna blow your fuckin' brains out!

If you want to be a fuckin' asshole, you can take the whole load

If you'd busted these guys, maybe he wouldn't have been so mad.

If you'd found the drugs, that's one thing,

If you're lucky, you'll just get fired.

In a joint Beverly Hills Detroit investigation of narcotics trafficking.

In the back on the right. The beige Ford.

In the United States. He has been for ten years.

Inspector Todd gave me a message for you, wanna hear it?

Into a gross dereliction of duty

Is a hot shot art dealer, OK?

Is that so?

Is that so?

Is that what your extensive experience leads you to believe?

Is this the gentleman who crashed through Victor Maitland's window?

Is this the gentleman who ruined the buffet at the Harrow Club this morning?

Is this the man who...

Is this what really happened?

Is this your car?

It just so happens that the day Mikey got killed,

It just stopped! You got some jumper cables, you give me a jump?

It may come in handy.

It should be more natural, brother, it should flow out, like this:

It'll be the longest vacation you ever heard of.

It'll just take a couple of minutes!

It's a dick, it's supposed to get hard. That's the whole object of this.

It's a technique by which many crimes outside of Beverly Hills get solved.

It's because I love you, man.

It's Billy, he's doin' somethin' dumb again, but I don't know what.

It's fucked up.

It's just that I was hopin' you could call my Inspector Todd,

It's late supper, sir, compliments of Axel Foley.

It's like a world famous place. You ever hear of it?

It's Rosewood, sir.

It's serious, because it's very important piece.

Jeannette.

Jeffrey, this is none of your fuckin' business.

Jenny Summers?!

Jenny Summers.

Jenny, don't worry about me. We got cocaine and coffee here.

Jenny, how you doing? This is my good buddy, Billy Rosewood.

Jenny, there's a gentleman in town from Detroit

Jerk somebody else off, this is bullshit.

Jesus Christ!

Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel

Just because Maitland chooses

Just do it! I want all north end units to roll.

Just don't do a damn thing. Stay outta this!

Just give me another room, and I'll go up and go to sleep.

Just give me your ID numbers, 'cause somebody's gonna lose their job.

Just give us a minute.

Just got your badges and your guns and you're on the job, right?

Just lighten up. I'm not listening to you. I'm not listening.

Just Sit tight, Billy.

Just wish I would've saw the expression on your face when the car konked out.

Last time we met, I didn't get a chance to talk to you.

Lay down your weapons in front of you

Let him have a little shot at you before I tore his head off.

Let's get the fuck outta here!

Let's hear your side of the story.

Let's steal a car.

Lieutenant, I'd like to see you in your office.

Like a breast of a dog to scrub for the customer.

Listen to me. I do security checks all over the nation,

Look man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!

Look, all I want to know is what kind...

Look, Axel, I can't talk right now, I have to go upstairs.

Look, cuz, don't even try it, OK?

Look, Detective Foley, I...

Look, don't jerk me off, all right?

Look, I can't right now. I'll be up in a second.

Look, I got some vacation time comin' to me.

Look, lieutenant, Maitland is much smarter than that.

Look, where I'm from, cops don't file charges against other cops.

Looks like east gate. Punch it up.

Looks like they been here already.

Lower your voice, for Christ's sake.

Maitland is paying someone so his guys

Maitland went nuts and had me thrown out.

Maitland's guys get their hands on it,

Make sure we get the right drinks. If I drink club soda, I'll throw up.

Man, I'm sorry. I fucked up, I'm sorry.

May I help you?

May I help you?

May I suggest next time you call for a reservation,

Maybe I should give it to him myself.

Maybe you give me your name.

Mikey mentioned that you helped him get a job.

Miss, excuse me, two more Scotch and sodas.

Money is no object, put 'em on my tab.

Morning, gentlemen. Some coffee and donuts?

Morning, officers. What you all, the second team?

Ms. Jeannette Summers, the manager of Mr. Maitland's art gallery,

My boss back home and straighten things out, but that's all right.

My name is Foley.

No chance.

No, big mistake, big mistake.

No, don't be stupid.

No, I don't mean that.

No, I don't wanna do that.

No, I have no idea.

No, I'm all right.

No, it looks good though. Sit down.

No, it's just that I feel I need a little vacation, that's all.

No, sir.

No, that ain't me, I'm from Buffalo.

No, that's all right. You keep it as a souvenir.

No, they stiffed you, 'cause I want my money, man.

No, this is the bonded area.

Not a chance, sir.

Not for Beverly Hills. Can I get your bags for you?

Now I heard you got caught up haggling for money?

Now, go to the hospital!

Now, he's kidnapped a woman and he's got her in his house.

Now, he's kidnapped a woman and he's got her in his house.

Now, I'm gonna screw that up, too.

Now, let's take a close look at that.

Now, listen to me, my tough little friend.

Now, my advice to you is...

Now, my friend Michael Tandino had bonds like this on him,

Now, the inspector needs all the information

Now, these two officers were sitting outside wondering what I was doing.

Now, what are you doing in Beverly Hills?

Now, why didn't you inform us when you came to town?

Of course not, don't be silly.

Of course, sir.

Of the Detroit Police Force.

Officers, do you know what just happened?

Officers, if we see any like... movie stars, could y'all stop

Oh, boy.

Oh, check Rolling Stone Magazine's Axel Foley.

Oh, get outta here! Guys!

Oh, I can tell you that. It's a bonded warehouse.

Oh, is he in trouble again?

Oh, man, I haven't seen Jenny in years! What she up to?

Oh, my God! That's terrible!

Oh, no, in Beverly Hills we just take whichever car's closest.

Oh, no, no problem.

Oh, no. No, I was just pokin' around I don't think he did nothin'.

Oh, really? And how are you planning on getting in?

Oh, shit, that's cold.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, what's it regarding? I'm an old acquaintance of hers.

Oh, yes, the grey haired gentleman, very dark skin, Capricorn. Victor.

Oh, you don't mean that.

OK, fine, all right, but listen to me.

OK, fuck it. I'm gonna get somethin' to drink, all right?

OK, I guess I can do that.

OK, listen, everybody knows that Victor Maitland

OK, no problem, no problem.

OK, OK, OK.

OK, send one of those down, all right?

OK, you don't have to do anything.

OK? It was working and you guys messed it up.

OK.

OK.

One drink's not gonna kill us.

One hundred and thirty thousand dollar.

One moment, sir. I'll get your bill.

One more round.

One more time and you're out on the street.

One, a hoodlum friend. Two, a professional hit.

One, two...

Or where you get these ridiculous ideas about me,

Pertaining... What it's meaning... regarding?

Phil! What's wrong, man? What's all the hostility?

Philip!

Please move to the side of the car and put your hands on the hood.

Please step away from the table, sir.

Pleasure doin' business with you.

Police, move and I'll kill you.

Police! You're all under arrest!

Police! You're all under arrest!

Possession of a concealed weapon, disturbing the peace.

Present only as an observer, and proceeded to enter the grounds.

Pretty good punch you got there, Taggart.

Proceeded to the warehouse, where Rosewood did, in fact,

Read my lips: Five thousand dollars, is what I need.

Really, stuff that inside her little thing and she'll go nuts.

Really?

Really? Have you seen him lately?

Remember the time you stole that car, man?

Right now his car is heading north on Palm Canyon Road.

Right, and is the cold poached salmon in dill sauce tasty?

Right. Let me check on that tomorrow and get right back to you.

Rosewood immediately called for backup.

Rosewood, how come he isn't wearing cuffs?

Rosewood, take Detective Foley back to his hotel room,

Rosewood, take Mr. Foley over to the courthouse and let him arrange for bail.

Said you don't come here no more, but I said, it's Phil!

See, that's more natural for us.

Seems we have guests.

Send down one bay shrimp salad sandwich, OK?

Sergeant Taggart here, was the first to arrive at the scene.

Sergeant Taggart joined Rosewood, with Detective Foley

Sergeant Taggart...

She immediately communicated her discovery to Detective Axel Foley

She suspected was cocaine in the art gallery's warehouse.

She's the manager of this art gallery,

She's very busy today.

Shit! What the fuck?

Shit.

Shit. Wait a minute.

Sir, do you sell those Beverly Palm robes down here?

Sir, may I say something?

Sir, we have a report of shots fired at that same location.

Sir, you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent.

Sir...

Sit down. Hope I'm not interrupting you.

So do I.

So go into business yourself if it's such a great fuckin' deal.

So I thought I'd take you over there tonight.

So, if you'll forgive me, I really must get back to work.

So, y'all gonna try and keep up with me?

Somebody'd eat it.

Somethin's gettin' ready to go down.

Son of a bitch, you can't count on anybody today,

Sorry for the disturbance, folks. Everything's under control.

Sorry, sir, he's not transmitting any more.

South end units stay in their area.

Speak to you later, darling.

Stakeout? No, no, I'm picnicking. This is like a picnic area.

Start with the LAPD, the FBI, and the Customs Service.

Starting with this one, right here!

State school is jail when you're 15 years old.

Stay away from this case, Axel.

Sure.

Taggart, see that guy over there in the black coat?

Taggart!

Taggart's dick gets hard, but he won't let you know, 'cause he's the boss.

Take care.

Take her to the car and wait for me, OK?

Take the two fucking grand and on the next score,

Talk to him. He'll be right back.

Tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today

Tell me somethin', fellas, what's goin' on? Shit.

Tell me somethin', shit, I'm a businessman.

Tell Taggart to check out the warehouse and act on whatever he finds.

Tell Victor that Ramon, the fella he met about a week ago,

Ten thousand Deutsche Marks.

Than a foul mouthed jerk from outta town!

Thank you so much. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. I appreciate it.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Thank you, I'm sorry I got upset. It's probably from jet lag.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you, that's the answer I was lookin' for.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for bailin' me out, Jen.

Thanks for havin' me over Vic, this is very nice.

Thanks.

That depends, is this hotel real expensive?

That everybody in this goddamn town is a robot.

That mean you guys are gonna join me?

That pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake,

That report better be on my desk in the morning.

That truck is supposed to be in the damn pound!

That was filled with German bearer bonds.

That you guys came down here.

That's all I'm sayin'. Where you goin' now?

That's cool.

That's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country!

That's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson

That's right, and he needs the records of all shipments

That's right, listen to Taggart here. Lighten up, all right?

That's Serge.

That's the last straw. That was the last straw, you guys are too nice.

That's the report I'm filing, sir.

That's very good, Victor.

That's what it is.

The charges will be reinstated

The chief ain't chew it all out, you still got a little ass there.

The crate that I saw didn't even pass through Customs.

The deal's for 5,000. That's about 2,000. Count it yourself.

The Dearborn hijack? That bust went down last week.

The deputy chief just chewed my ass out!

The guy who owns this gallery hired him as a favor to me.

The Hollis Benton Art Gallery out in Beverly Hills.

The man's not an investor, he's a smuggler, OK?

The mayor called the chief. The chief called the deputy chief.

The next thing I knew six guys threw me out a window.

The only reason that they were at a strip bar

The reason I came down is 'cause I want to get back inside the warehouse.

The same crappy, blue Chevy Nova. You think it's too late for me to study art?

The scent throws off the dogs.

The super cop story was working.

The two charges of disturbing the peace have been dropped against you.

Then find me, and let me know what the hell is goin' on over there.

Then I want to go check it out for myself.

Then tell me something. Answer a question.

Then you're the fuckin' problem, go get your supervisor, please. Now!

There he is.

There is a room available. It's a suite, but...

There's the Mercedes. Will you get rid of that stuff?

These men watched them, waited for them to make their move

They got little robes, with little initials of the hotel on it.

They got me out a year early for, you know, good time,

They hold our foreign shipments here until they clear Customs.

They take the drugs or the bonds out of the crates

They're bearer bonds. They're bonds. Untraceable.

They're expecting another shipment in today.

They're only charging me the single room rate.

They're super cops.

This guy comes in, he sits down a couple of stools away.

This guy gave me a match, for Christ's sake.

This is a chance to blow this case wide open, the two of us, what do you say?

This is a crate from overseas, hasn't passed through Customs yet.

This is a very nice place, Vic.

This is bullshit here. I can't do nothin' with that.

This is for you.

This is great, thank you guys.

This is nice.

This is not my locker.

This is some kind of joke, right?

This is the first time he's left his desk in 12 years.

This place has the worst security in the nation!

This the place?

This thing is very personal to me.

This thing's nicer than my apartment.

This whole thing stinks to high heaven.

Thought you forgot I was down here. I was gettin' hungry.

Three, in a cop's apartment.

Time for me to take in some sights. Excuse me.

To invest in the same kind of bonds your friend had,

To make sure everything is fine, before things start fallin' off on the man.

To march in here, snatch up bonds from underneath you

Todd's lookin' for you, he's really pissed.

Truck looks great. There must be a fuckin' fortune here.

Turn around. Turn around!

Twenty, 40, 60, 80, take it. Have a party.

Two club sodas.

Undercover officers at location.

Very funny.

Very good, lieutenant. Now what do we do?

Very good.

Wait a second. Let me get my keys...

Warm up the truck. Let's get the fuck outta here.

Was because they saw two suspicious looking gentlemen,

Was because they were tailing me and I went to this place.

Was he calling from the hotel?

Watch him pack, and escort him to the city limits.

Way to go, Rosewood. You're some kind of cop, you know that?

We can be there when the shipment comes in and nail 'em!

We can do it. Come on.

We don't get around search warrants in Beverly Hills.

We don't have enough to get a search warrant.

We go and start snoopin' around his place,

We had to go and drive it on the expressway.

We have six witnesses that say you broke in

We ordered club soda, sir.

We shot several suspects, including Mr. Maitland.

We're gonna check the background of each and every crate in this section,

We're gonna get wired and have a big party.

We're more likely to believe an important local businessman,

We're the first team.

We've got something for you, Billy.

Well, cuz.

Well, deliveries are supposed to be left on my desk.

Well, excuse me, Mr. Foley, if I appear a little rude,

Well, guys, I been shootin' the shit long enough.

Well, he isn't actually in custody, sir.

Well, he seems to have enough to follow up...

Well, how on earth did this happen?

Well, how the hell should I know?

Well, I do hope the police have procured some intelligent leads.

Well, I hope I didn't disturb you too much.

Well, I seen enough.

Well, I suppose congratulations are in order.

Well, I think that's why you have a hard time relaxing.

Well, I will be very glad to hear it.

Well, I'm gonna go check it out. Just take the car and go home, OK?

Well, I'm not some hot shot from outta town,

Well, if you wanna carry a gun, I suggest you go back there.

Well, in Beverly Hills, we go strictly by the book.

Well, it turns out that these guys were gonna commit a robbery, sir.

Well, it's about time.

Well, let's go in there and get her.

Well, let's go in there and get her.

Well, let's see.

Well, place him in custody, or would you like me to do it?

Well, the buffet plate is $12.50.

Well, we... grew up in the same neighborhood.

Well, what do we do now?

Well, why don't you give me the message and I'll take it to him.

Well, yeah. Right over there.

Well, you don't mind if I ask around a little bit, do you?

Well, you eat a lot of red meat.

Well...

Were doing in a strip bar out of our jurisdiction,

What am I supposed to do here, Mikey?

What are you doing?

What are you driving now?

What are you gonna do with him?

What are you gonna do.

What are you guys doin' here so late?

What business did you have in Victor Maitland's office?

What do you got there, Mikey?

What do you say, we all go get something to drink

What is that?

What is that?

What kind of shit is this, man? Hold up, wait a second.

What makes you think I have any interest in that at all?

What the fuck am I doin' here?

What the fuck is this shit?

What the fuck you gonna do?

What the fuck you think I'm tryin' to do here?

What the fuck you think I'm tryin' to do here?

What the hell are you doing?

What were you doin' in California, anyway?

What you mean you can't talk now?

What, came by here?

What?

What? Where?

What'd you expect with that lock? Why didn't you buy a real fuckin' lock?

What's going on?

What's happenin', baby?

What's that?

What's the fuckin' charge for gettin' pushed out of a movin' car, huh?

What's up, Zack?

What's your fuckin' side of the story?

When I mentioned Mikey's name,

When I popped your little buddy.

When I sent that food down, that was from the heart.

When you get there, you can give him his gun back.

When you were still on duty?

Where he worked and checkin' that place out.

Where in the fuck did you get a truckload of cigarettes from anyway?

Where is everybody? Owensby, is Rosewood back yet?

Where Redford and Newman are almost out of ammunition.

Where the fuck you come off goin' undercover without authorization?

Who disabled an unmarked unit with a banana?

Who do you think I am?

Who lured Taggart and Rosemont

Who says he's a friend of Michael Tandino.

Who the fuck's gonna hire you as a security guard?

Who's this guy?

Whoever killed your friend wasn't worried about your little narrow ass.

Why are we always arguing, man?

Why are you bothering Victor Maitland?

Why are you telling me this?

Why didn't you identify yourself as a police officer when you were arrested?

Why didn't you tell Bogomil about this shipment?

Why don't we just go get somethin' to drink together?

Why don't you get off my back.

Why don't you get the hell outta here, cuz.

Why don't you go over there and cover that guy for me, all right?

Why don't you go to the hospital and get your shoulder looked at?

Why don't you take the car and go on home?

Why don't you tell me what happened?

Why, ain't you guys gonna tail me to the city limits, anyway?

Why, can the guy hear me through the wall?

Why, what's with you guys?

Will somebody tell me what's going on?

With bulges in their jackets, going into the place.

Without anyone askin' me any questions whatsoever?

Would someone like to tell me what really happened?

Would you follow me, sir?

Would you like to sit down? Can I get you anything?

Wouldn't you like to hear my report first, sir?

Wow.

Y'all want somethin' to drink? A beer or somethin'?

Yeah, I buy all of my art there.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, I understand.

Yeah, I understand. I understand the rights.

Yeah, I was wondering how much something like this went for.

Yeah, I'm gonna take this home and filter hot water through it

Yeah, it's coffee on top.

Yeah, sure, if it's no bother.

Yeah, that's my bag in the front seat.

Yeah, very funny. Lieutenant docked us two days' pay.

Yeah, we sorta figured you would.

Yeah, what's this, your laundry?

Yeah. Look at his partner over there. They just came in together.

Yeah. We're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.

Yeah...

Yes, he can.

Yes, I'm looking for Victor Maitland.

Yes, sir, first thing.

Yes, sir?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, some people filter hot water through it and drink it.

Yes, this is Mr. Axel Foley in suite 1035. Yeah.

Yes, we are, aren't we?

Yes, who are you?

Yes, yes, he did. Good gracious.

Yes, you have a reservation for an Axel Foley.

Yes! I'm havin' a great time. Can I have a Scotch and soda?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yo, man, get the fuck off me. Get off me, man! Get off me!

Yo, Serge, will you get my friend an espresso?

You ain't gonna believe this shit. The truck, it just stopped, man!

You all didn't have to see me off. But I'm very moved by the gesture.

You all right?

You almost gave me a heart attack.

You always take your gun on vacation?

You always treat visitors from out of town like this?

You been hangin' out with this dude too long.

You can do what you want, but I'm going in with Axel.

You can go, it's very conservative, and you guys'll love it.

You can't get no cleaner than that! Talk to me! Tell me somethin'.

You can't get no cleaner than this. These are very popular with children.

You can't go in 'cause you're a cop in this town.

You damn right, wise ass!

You do it at least a week in advance?

You do that again, I'll shoot you myself.

You don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard.

You don't think he has anything to do with Mikey getting killed?

You fuck up a perfectly good lie and it's all right.

You fucking maniac.

You gave him a match?

You get peaches, plums, oranges and bananas.

You go barging into his office without an appointment.

You go in without probable cause, they're gonna call it an illegal search.

You got a bet.

You got groceries and shit all inside there.

You got out six months ago, and you're just comin' now?

You got some kind of warrant for this?

You guys are arrestin' me for gettin' thrown out of a fuckin' window?!

You guys are off the case.

You guys are so sweet, you know that?

You guys can try to follow me if you want to do that,

You guys crack me up, with this on duty shit.

You guys don't know nothin' about nothin', do you?

You guys go around front, I'm gonna check the back.

You guys just probably just made some mistake with reservations.

You have a report that explains all this?

You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning.

You haven't the slightest fucking idea who you're dealing with.

You heard what he said, sir. Do it right now, please.

You know how much this little stunt is gonna cost this city?

You know the end of Butch Cassidy?

You know what I would do?

You know what this is in here? A federal tax stamp.

You know what this stuff is used for?

You know, I gotta hand it to you guys, if anything you are extremely polite.

You know, I noticed you've been drinking a lot of coffee lately.

You know, I think that would be best.

You know, it says here that by the time the average American is 50,

You know, that doesn't even matter to me, Billy. You know what matters?

You know, this is the cleanest and nicest police car

You know, Victor, I know that you're into a lot of crooked shit.

You know, you have a very big mouth. Are you hiding something from me?

You look a little misty yourself there, Taggart.

You look a lot like you're on a stakeout.

You needn't bother coming back.

You realize that this is a members only club?

You said something about that before. What does that mean?

You say something?

You see I don't have any bit of it left, don't you!

You stole 'em?

You think I'm playin' games, man? Hey!

You wanna play some fuckin' bullshit cowboy cop,

You wanna tell that to the chief?

You want it with a lemon twist?

You were lyin' your ass off.

You work here with Serge, in a art gallery. You're not a cop.

You're a cocky son of a bitch, aren't you?

You're a good cop. You got great potential,

You're carrying a gun.

You're just as bright as you always were.

You're makin' it a lot worse for yourself.

You're not doin' anything! We'll have a search warrant in 20 minutes.

You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe?

You're quite a sport.

Your ass is skating on thin ice as it is.

Zack, there was a whole box full of those things there,

609 Palm Canyon Road.

A shrimp salad sandwich. Yes, sir.

and he wants to talk to you. Shit!

And then? That's it.

Axel, what the hell's going on? I'll tell you later, come on.

Billy! I'm sorry, Sarg, I've got to.

Billy... What?

Billy's a Beverly Hills cop. How do you do?

Boy. Billy. I love you.

Bullshit. A hundred.

But you can't just... But nothing. Just be cool.

Can I help you? Are you the supervisor here?

Can you get him for me? What's the problem?

Certainly, sir. This really looks great.

Come on. Look, Axel...

Deutsche Mark? Yeah.

Did you write that one? That's what I'm tryin' to tell you.

Do what you wanna do. It ain't easy to get rid of this shit.

Do you understand me? Let me tell you...

Don't make a move until I get you. I don't see why I can't come in.

Donny, this is... Cover this up. I'm sorry.

due into the same destination. Right.

Espresso? No, I'm fine, thank you.

Freeze it! Hold it right there.

Get back, man. What you doin' with all this gun, man?

Get outta here, man. I told you it's Philip, you liar!

Get the fuck off me. Hey, take it easy.

Get the fuck outta here! No, I'm serious! I sell it myself.

Get the fuck outta here! No! No, I cannot.

Go get Rosewood. Welcome to the party.

Good evening, sir. What the hell is that?

Good shot, Billy. Let's go.

Got it. It's my last warning, Foley.

Great. Come on

Guess. I don't know, where were you workin'?

Have you ever sold one of these? Sell it yesterday to a collector.

He distracted us, sir. And how'd he do that?

He's not kidding. No, he's not kidding.

Here you go. Thank you, sir.

Hey, Sarg. You watch your mouth.

Hey, Taggart. Here you are, sir.

Hi, do you have a match? There's no smoking in here.

Hi. Oh, hi.

Hi. The nerve of some people, huh?

Hi. Victor, hi.

How 'bout I go with you? Jenny, come on, now.

How have you been? I been... Look at you!

How you are doing today? Hi.

How you doin'?! All right.

Hurry UP Hurry up

I am not listening to you! I really hate when you do that.

I can't believe how you filled out. Yeah, I filled out.

I don't know whose it is. You ain't got nothin' to worry about.

I don't smoke Lucky Strike. I got people I gotta answer to.

I don't understand. I don't have time, Jeffrey.

I got to show you somethin'. I ain't seen you in two years.

I got you covered. I got no idea what Johnny Banana,

I have nothing to say to you. That's cool, I'll do all the talking.

I said get the hell out of here! Hew

I smoke King Size Kent. I can't make a price of my...

I think your favors are all used up. I understand.

I told you to get back. You changed, man!

I was workin'. Workin' where?

I won't, I promise you. Ever!

I won't. Ever.

I'm on vacation! Vacation! Vacation.

I'm on vacation. Well, if you're on vacation,

I'm sorry, sir. That's all right.

I'm sorry. No, shut up.

I'm very tired. I understand.

If Bogomil... Never mind Bogomil!

Is it good? You gettin' old.

Is this the man? Yes, sir.

Is your supervisor here? Yeah, he's in the office.

It'd be a big waste of time. Oh, really?

It's good. You should try it. No, I'm... I'm fine.

It's just good to see you, man. I missed you, man.

It's not sexy. It's animal. No, it's not sexy at all.

Jesus Christ! Yeah, these guys are serious.

Just needed a little time to myself. Yeah.

Let's be friends. We don't drink on duty.

Look at you! Yeah.

Look, I haven't been on your force... Sir!

Man, please. Just shut up, Mikey.

Me, too. Billy!

My head is all right, man. It's not a request, Axel.

My name's Axel Foley. And what it's pertaining?

Nice meeting you again. Yeah.

No problem. Isn't this Victor Maitland's house?

No, Axel Foley. Axel. Achmel, Achwel?

No, sir. Have you seen Taggart?

No, sir. Then I suggest you get moving.

No. It's not... I don't wanna hear it.

Now! OK.

Oh, God, it's good to see you. Same here.

Oh, you get lost? No.

OK. Ever. All right.

OK. I'm sorry.

on those airway bill numbers. All the manifests, too.

Peach fuzz. No, that's man style now.

Phil! Get your hands on the table!

Please get in the car, sir. Tell me somethin', what's the charge?

Ready to go? Yeah.

She'll be dead in 20 minutes. Stop workin' on that lock.

Shit! What's the matter?

Shut up. I'm sorry.

Taggart. Yes, sir.

Take it easy. You're not gonna say goodbye?

Thank you so much, sir. You're welcome.

Thank you very much. Yes, sir.

That's enough talkin', pal. OK, that's cool.

That's what I'm talkin' about. You're a sharp kid, I like you.

Then stop then. It's childish!

There you go, sir. Oh, thank you.

They must be away from the car, sir. I can see that, keep trying.

This doesn't look like $5,000. Let me see that.

This is Jenny Summers. Hi.

Todd's gonna tear you another asshole. Don't go anywhere.

Undercovers on the scene. Sir?

Want my advice? No.

We'll have dinner soon, yes? That would be lovely.

Well, what about you? I wanna find out what this place is.

What are you doing here? How you doin'?

What are you looking back there for? The cops, they're following us.

What do you think? Coffee grounds.

What do you want? I want to talk to you.

What exactly are you looking for? This.

What? Coffee and donuts.

What? I was a security guard.

What? Yeah.

What's the rate, anyway? That'll be 235 dollars a night, sir.

What's this all about? Just do it!

What's this man doing here? Bleeding, sir.

What's wrong with you? So what?

Who let you in here? I let myself in.

Why? Because Bogomil would kill me.

Will you, really? Yes, you bet.

Yeah! So?

Yeah? Well, it's June.

Yeah. I missed you.

Yeah. Which one? One of the local joints.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Yes, we are. I figured you would.

Yo, man, when you'd get out? I walked out six months ago.

You didn't tell we were together? You don't know?

You don't know? No.

You gonna hang around here? Fuck no!

You know what I would do? No, I don't.

You like? Yes!

You security here? Yeah.

You want one? No, thanks.

You want slippers? No.

You want to start some static? Don't push me!

You're not really supposed to go up. Floral delivery is my life.

...and we'll argue on the way.

...crawl back to your little stone in Detroit,

...Foley observed the two suspects casing the establishment.

...he'd already disarmed one of them.

...Herpes symplex ten.

...I'll kill you.

...perhaps familiar with the fellow?

...rather odd questions. Excuse me, darling.

'Cause I let you drive.

'Cause I was mindin' my own business. Where the fuck do you guys get off

$0?

$2,000 wasn't enough money.

609 Palm Canyon Road. Who lives at that address?