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Ant-Man (2015)

Ant-Man (2015)

Ant-Man is a superhero film released in 2015, part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Directed by Peyton Reed, it stars Paul Rudd as Scott Lang, a master thief who becomes the Ant-Man, equipped with a suit that allows him to shrink in size but increase in strength. The cast also includes Michael Douglas as Hank Pym, Evangeline Lilly as Hope Van Dyne, and Corey Stoll as the villainous Darren Cross. The film combines humor, action, and a unique concept, making it a must-watch for Marvel enthusiasts. You can enjoy the sounds and download the film here.

A fake security guard on the inside to de pressurize the water system,
A little help!
A martyr
A single Yellowjacket
A soldier the size of an insect.
Abort now!
About how badly you want to see her. And use that to focus.
Absolutely not!
Absolutely.
After you.
Ah...
Ahhh!
Ain't nothing gonna stop us.
Alarm is dead.
All clear in Sector One.
All clear.
All concepts of time and space become irrelevant.
All right, Ant thony, please don't drop me this time.
All right, come on, I gotta get up there. That's it. That's it, guys! Yes!
All right, guys. I'm here.
All right, guys. I'm in position.
All right, hold on.
All right, I'm on the roof of the target building.
All right, just so we're clear, everyone here knows their role, right?
All right, top speed, Ant thony. Let's go!
All right, you cute little crazies,
All right.
All right. There's an old man, he's got a safe,
All she said is that it's super legit
All those years ago, you picked me.
All you can do is make sure that it's in the right hands.
Alternatively known as a carpenter ant.
An all purpose peace keeping vessel,
An Ant Man.
An interesting thought occurred to me, and I think it might apply to you, too.
And a getaway guy.
And await further instructions.
And closing exterior vents.
And destroy all the data,
And exterior air vents fitted with steel micro mesh.
And he became obsessed with recreating my formula.
And he drove the dude's Bentley into his swimming pool.
And he never came back. Not in any way that counted.
And he never came back. Not in any way that counted.
And he says, Nah, dawg.
And he's gone for a week.
And he's like, I'm looking for a guy that shrinks.
And here comes the good part. Carlos says, Yo, man.
And I got mad connects with the peeps behind the curtains,
And I gotta introduce you to some people. Some really skilled people.
And I really just appreciate the opportunity to...
And I spent the next 10 years
And I'll show you ferocity.
And I'm tripling security.
And I'm, like, Damn! I got all nervous 'cause I'd keep mad secrets for you, bro.
And it added up to millions.
And it took a toll on me.
And just think about what you want the ants to do.
And kill the laser grid,
And launched an ICBM at the United States.
And love,
And love,
And my dad got deported.
And neither are you.
And now he brings me the Ant Man suit.
And now it's gonna blow up in your face.
And now she looks at me and there's just disappointment.
And now we have days.
And now you try to steal my research?
And now, unless we break in and steal the Yellowjacket
And see everything.
And she tells him about the dude that she's cleaning for.
And she's dating this dude, Carlos, who's a shot caller from across the bay.
And she's like, Well, we got everything nowadays. We got a guy who jumps.
And she's like, Yeah, you know what, I can't tell you who my contact is,
And so, Carlos and Ernesto are on the same softball team,
And that's when I switched gears and I started my own company.
And the elimination of obstructions on the road to peace.
And the only access point is a tube
And then he tells me about this girl, Emily, that we used to kick it with.
And then Hope has you arrested.
And then we will talk about visitation, I promise.
And there was this, like, abstract expressionism exhibit.
And there's a tank.
And today, during my morning meditation,
And transfers millions back to the people that they stole it from.
And we can only power that down for 15 seconds.
And went subatomic
And whatever's in it, it's gotta be good.
And with my breakthrough shrinking inorganic material,
And you got out.
And you only know the half of it, Hank.
And your partners on this job.
And, one day soon, an army of Yellowjackets
And, you know, he's not the most stable guy to begin with.
And? What'd he say?
Ant Man?
Ant thony, get me to the roof!
Ant thony!
Ants can lift objects 50 times their weight.
Ants, they can do a lot of things, but they still need a leader.
Anybody home?
Anyway...
Anyway...
Appreciate it. So, who the hell are you?
Are undermined by constant surveillance.
Are you a monster?
Are you gonna be home for dinner tonight?
Are you kidding me?
Are you trying to find my daddy?
Arriving in second position.
As a father,
As long as I am alive,
As you shrink for all eternity.
Assume formation.
At least he's not a crook.
AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: 12 point verification.
AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Access granted.
AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Confirming authorization level.
AUTOMATED VOICE: You're my bestest friend!
AUTOMATED VOICE: You're my bestest friend.
AUTOMATED VOICE: You're my bestest friend.
Aw, man, are we screwed?
Aw! You okay? Did I hurt...
B, go!
Back it up.
Baskin Robbins always finds out.
Because he works with the Avengers.
Because his failures as a mentor,
Because how could anything so miraculous possibly be real?
Because I saw too much of myself.
Because the last time you were here, you stole something.
Because this time, you're really gonna have to learn how to control him.
Become irrelevant
Before Hope lost her mother,
Behind a fist a 100th of an inch wide. You're like a bullet.
Beneath the dust and cobwebs of Hank's research, I couldn't tell you.
Besides, they're probably too busy dropping cities out of the sky.
Blue enlarges.
Breaking and entering. Grand larceny.
Breaking and entering. Grand larceny.
Breathe. Focus. Keep it simple.
Burgled Vista Corp.
But anyway, Ignacio tells me,
But before he was a big deal, he was my assistant.
But he came anyway!
But he is not onto you.
But I just figured it'd be all pathetic and weak.
But I told him that you were processed correctly.
But I wouldn't help him.
But if you want to grab one of those Mango Fruit Blasts
But just imagine,
But my regulator had sustained too much damage.
But not for you.
But now I realize that we were... We were working on it for you.
But she came back to me
But there are laws.
But there was a rosé that saved the day. It was delightful.
But there was this one Rothko that was sublime, bro! Oh, my God!
But today was the magic day.
But we shouldn't be angry, we should be grateful.
But you beat it.
But you don't have many options right now, and quite frankly,
But you know me, I'm more like a Neo Cubist kind of guy, right?
But you made it.
But you were there.
But you've yet to learn about your greatest allies,
But, even now, he still wants to shut me out.
But, no. This one, I did for you.
C, go!
Calm down, all right? I just need to know where it came from.
Can I go show my friends?
Can I open it now?
Can I see you in the back, chief? Pronto.
Can you crack it?
Can't be sending Cassie's dad back to jail on a technical glitch, right?
Capable of altering the size of the wearer
CASSIE: (VOICE DISTORTED) Come back, Daddy!
Cassie! I'm coming!
Cassie.
Cassie.
Come get you some now.
Come on! You could marry anyone you want,
Come with me.
Comm check.
Commence Experiment 34 C. Organic atomic reduction.
Completely unseen.
Cool. Yeah, if it ain't broke...
Could that be done?
Could you please stop telling me that lie?
Dad, can you move?
Daddy just gets confused sometimes, you know?
Daddy, help!
Daddy, is that you?
Daddy, where are you?
Daddy!
Daddy!
Dale, look, it wasn't a violent crime. I mean, I'm a good worker.
Damn it!
Damn!
Damn! Hey.
Damn. That was a good speech.
Damn. They find out who you are?
Darby, could you just, uh, take care of this idiot? Thanks.
Darren Cross is gonna unleash chaos upon the world.
Darren, don't do this.
Darren, hi.
Darren, I don't think you understand...
Darren, there's a reason that I buried these secrets.
DARREN: Deal.
DARREN: Hey, little guy.
DARREN: I'm gonna disintegrate you!
DARREN: It's titanium, you idiot!
DARREN: Now, where did you go, little guy?
DARREN: Sorry, sweetheart.
Darren!
Darren.
Data backup completely erased.
DAVE: (SCOFFS) Looks like Pym's getting arrested.
DAVE: Damn!
DAVE: Did you see that?
DAVE: Go, go, go!
DAVE: Maybe he didn't hear you.
DAVE: Oh, no.
DAVE: Pym's pulling up. Right on time.
DAVE: That's some kind of wizardry.
Dave! Dave, that's not part of plan!
Dave.
Despite having no money to his name.
Did Emily tell Carlos to tell you to get to me what kind of safe it was?
Did he just say, Hi, I'm Scott?
Did not kill the Old lady.
Did the badass tell the stupid fine writer chick
Did you just compliment me?
Disengage now, Scott!
DISPATCH: All units, we have a 2 36 in progress at 840 Winter Street.
Do I look like a monster?
Do not screw with the regulator.
Do you have any idea how many ants there are?
Do you think this is a joke?
Do you?
Don't be crude, Frank.
Don't be scared.
Don't do this.
Don't let him rile you up. He's just a senile old man.
Don't let your past determine the future.
Don't look at me. You said it.
Don't worry, she's in good hands.
Don't worry.
Dr. Cross will be so pleased that you could find the time to join us today.
Dr. Hank Pym.
Dr. Pym?
Dr. Pym's waiting for you downstairs.
Drop your gun now!
Drop your gun.
Dude.
Efficient in both preventative measures and tactical assault.
Even for this group, that takes nerve.
Even if he did...
Everything that you know
Everything that you know
Exactly your kind of guy, Hank!
Experiment 34 C results,
FALCON: Breach is an adult male, who has some sort of shrinking tech.
FALCON: Hey, Cap!
Feels kinda weird, you know.
Final position.
For the ultimate combat advantage.
Forced us to spread our wings.
Freeze! Put your hands up! Get them up!
Freeze! S.F.P.D.
Freezing that metal was particularly clever.
Get a job, pay child support.
Get an apartment,
Get some rest.
Get some sleep, Scott.
Get the assembly line up and running.
Giant tropical bullet ants,
Go get that suit.
Go!
Go.
Gone forever.
Gone forever.
Good boy, Ant thony.
Good morning, Hank.
Good.
Goodbye, Frank.
Gratitude can be forgiveness.
Great. Good idea.
GUARD 2: Break it up! Break it up!
GUARD: Step out.
Guys, how we looking on that laser grid?
Ha ha! Hey, man.
Hang on, Scott.
Hank and I will be beside Cross. How are we supposed to do that?
Hank wants you outside for target practice.
Hank,
Hank, didn't you say this was some old warehouse?
Hank, I'm a thief, all right? I mean, I'm a good thief, but this is insane.
Hank, will you tell our guests what you told me
HANK: (VOICE ECHOING) ...as you shrink for all eternity.
HANK: Abort, Scott! Abort now!
HANK: Do not screw with the regulator!
HANK: Guess you're tougher than you thought.
HANK: Hang on tight!
HANK: It's a trial by fire, Scott. Or, in this case,
HANK: It's my helmet, Scott. You do not throw up.
HANK: Known for their bite,
HANK: Maybe it's... Maybe it's 248.
HANK: No car. We've got wings.
HANK: Not bad for a test drive.
HANK: Perhaps that will suffice.
HANK: Scott, please.
HANK: Scott, these are my associates.
HANK: Smart choice. You actually listened, for once.
HANK: Stark!
HANK: The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.
HANK: The suit has no weapons, so I made you these discs.
HANK: The world sure seems different from down here, doesn't it, Scott?
HANK: You could go subatomic.
HANK: You would enter a reality
HANK: You're throwing 247 off balance.
Hank? Listen, you're gonna be okay.
Hank. I don't.
Happy birthday!
Have tried to get their hands on game changing weaponry.
Have you been standing there, watching me sleep, this whole time?
He always wanted my tech.
He began to suspect that I wasn't telling him everything.
He blows the whistle and he gets fired.
He can see me.
He didn't get an invitation.
He didn't. There's no way.
He doesn't have a name, he has a number, Scott.
He doesn't wanna shut you out. He trusts you.
He escapes his jail cell without leaving any clue as to how.
He hacks into the security system
He is a criminal! I'm your daughter.
He just kicked your ass, full size.
He just sent me off to boarding school.
He wanted a report on the night that you got out of jail.
He was brilliant, but as we became close,
He was Folsom for five years. He's a wizard on that laptop.
He wasn't any more capable of caring for you than he was for me.
He will kill him.
He would rather lose this fight than lose you.
He would rather lose this fight than lose you.
He's a big deal.
He's adding full body scanners to all entrances
He's gonna lose his life.
He's gonna lose the suit.
He's no security risk.
He's not an asshat.
He's right, Hank. And you know it.
He's so ugly!
He's tripling security. He's lost his mind, and he's onto you.
Hello, Dr. Cross.
Hello, Hank.
Hello.
Help us put it to good use.
Here's the deal. Just give me the facts.
Hey, did I save your life?
Hey, guys. Remember me from the bedroom?
Hey, how about the fact that I fought an Avenger and didn't die?
Hey, how's your girl, man?
Hey, if the job goes bad, you know I got your back, right?
Hey, look what I have for you.
Hey, look, I wanna thank you for...
Hey, Scotty. What's up?
Hey, thank you, you know, for that pep talk.
Hey, what's up with your eye?
Hey! Hey!
Hey! We're getting out of here!
Hey! What are you doing?
Hi, peanut.
Hi. I'm Scott.
Hit me in 5 minutes.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hope you don't catch him.
Hope, where are you right now?
HOPE: Don't mind him.
HOPE: He knows. He's baiting you.
HOPE: I could take down the servers and Cross wouldn't even know it.
HOPE: Paratrechina longicornis. Commonly known as crazy ants.
HOPE: Solenopsis mandibularis.
HOPE: The charges are set.
HOPE: The tube is protected by a laser grid,
HOPE: The Yellowjacket pod is hermetically sealed,
HOPE: There's a security guard posted around the clock.
HOPE: We have to make our move, Hank.
HOPE: We need it to counteract the transmission blockers
Hope!
Hope.
How am I supposed to do this?
How are we gonna get Scott inside?
How close is he?
How could he do that?
How do I look?
How do you know about...
How do you make them do that?
How the hell did you get in here?
How'd you do that, bro?
How's that?
HOWARD: He doesn't seem happy.
I am proud to present the end of warfare as we know it.
I am taking you back. To prison.
I assume that you've already met my daughter, Hope.
I can go anywhere, hear anything,
I can have the cash here in two weeks.
I can see you.
I can't break through.
I can't go to the buyers with half a breakthrough.
I can't really keep you on.
I could have worked anywhere.
I couldn't be happier about it.
I did. She's great.
I didn't know what time your party started.
I didn't mean to lose you, too.
I do.
I don't care. I'm out.
I don't do it anymore. I just...
I don't even wanna know why you have it.
I don't know what you mean.
I don't know why I came to you in the first place.
I don't remember what it's called, but I feel bad for this guy.
I don't think Darren realizes this,
I don't understand.
I formally tender my resignation.
I gave them each half a Xanax
I go to all this effort to let you steal my suit,
I got a daughter to take care of.
I got it.
I had a job and...
I had a sensor trip but I'm not seeing anything.
I hate violence. I burgled them. I'm a cat burglar.
I have good news.
I have no idea. He just vanished.
I have to get somewhere. I'll see you later, Hank.
I heard some grownups say he's bad.
I immediately started researching a particle
I just saw Hank.
I just want your daddy to be safe.
I know exactly how that is.
I know the facility inside and out. I know how Cross thinks.
I know this is odd, but I'd like you to be there.
I know this mission better than anybody here.
I know you needed to score.
I know you're in there!
I learned how to change the distance between atoms.
I let you turn me into your errand boy,
I let you.
I lost your mother.
I love you, Cassie.
I mean, it's why I'm in the suit and you're not.
I mean, really, there's some weird folks in this neighborhood.
I mean, really, there's some weird folks in this neighborhood.
I mean, what do we even talk about after all of that?
I need it to save the world. You know how that is.
I need you to be the Ant Man.
I poured water in the locking mechanism and froze it with nitrogen.
I promise I can help you be with your daughter again.
I really value your opinion.
I recorded it on my phone. Here.
I ruined the moment, didn't I?
I saw myself.
I speak to them.
I spent half my life
I spent years wearing it,
I still get nothing but contempt from him.
I suggest you take a real close look at it.
I take it that you're interested in.
I think I found a guy.
I think our first move should be calling the Avengers.
I thought I saw something in him. The son I never had, perhaps.
I thought we were using mice.
I thought you were supposed to be at work.
I thought, could it be possible to shrink a person?
I took on a young protégé called Darren Cross.
I use electromagnetic waves to stimulate their olfactory nerve center.
I wanna know about that tip.
I wanna provide.
I want my daddy!
I want to make sure the helicopter is ready to take off.
I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.
I want your daddy, too.
I was against using him when we had months,
I was at a wine tasting with my cousin Ernesto.
I was good, wasn't I?
I was hoping I could grab a piece of technology.
I was surprised to receive any kind of invitation from you, Darren.
I was trying to protect you.
I was very impressed with
I was. I got fired.
I wasn't ready to kill you then,
I'll be right back, Ant thony.
I'll be there.
I'll just do, like, whatever's hot and fresh.
I'll just pretend I didn't see it.
I'll sell them the Yellowjacket, but I'm keeping the particle to myself.
I'll tell you what, though.
I'll walk you out.
I'm a little surprised myself.
I'm a scientist.
I'm Ant Man.
I'm at home. Why?
I'm blown away.
I'm expendable.
I'm finished, man. I'm not going back to jail.
I'm getting a little light...
I'm getting light headed.
I'm going to make some tea.
I'm gonna be fine.
I'm gonna call him Ant thony.
I'm gonna destroy
I'm gonna go tell Mommy you're here.
I'm gonna have to shrink between the molecules to get in there.
I'm gonna miss you, Scott.
I'm gonna show you just how insignificant you are.
I'm gonna signal the ants.
I'm in charge of this guy?
I'm in.
I'm just glad that you might have a slight chance of maybe pulling this off.
I'm late to meet Cross.
I'm like, Wow, I know this guy?
I'm not gonna die.
I'm not your guy.
I'm really sorry, Scotty.
I'm setting the charges.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
I'm sorry you have such deep concerns about the Yellowjacket, Frank.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm good. I'm good. I'm just excited.
I'm starting to think that you prefer the inside of a jail cell.
I'm sure as hell not gonna hand deliver it to one now.
I'm sure you'll figure it out. But for now, I want you out of my house.
I'm the boss.
I'm trying, okay? I've changed. I'm straight.
I'm wearing the suit.
I've known Hank Pym for a long time.
I've lost visual.
I've missed so much time and I wanna be a part of her life.
I've spent years carrying around my anger for Hank Pym.
Ice expands. Metal doesn't.
Ideal for ground and air transport.
If I don't get into this building, people will die.
If one isn't protected by a specialized helmet,
If only you'd protected Janet with such ferocity, Dr. Pym.
If you can help me,
If you sell to these men,
Ignacio's like, For real?
Imagine what our enemies could do with this tech.
In a very serious operation.
In one of Howard Stark's old storage facilities in upstate New York.
In other words, you have to know how to punch.
In the right hands,
In which the weapons we use to protect ourselves
Incoming!
Is about to become one of the most profitable operations in the world.
Is Daddy a bad man?
It can affect the brain's chemistry.
It has nothing to do with the story.
It has to do with this job,
It looks like the Futures Lab has its own isolated power supply.
It means that you would enter a quantum realm.
It means that you would enter a reality where all concepts of time and space
It proves that he loves you.
It was 1987.
It was actually the first pair of boobs I ever touched.
It was on the invitation.
It was supposed to be unbeatable.
It was too dangerous.
It'd be nice though, right?
It's a birthday party.
It's a bust.
It's a Carbondale.
It's a device that I invented during my S.H.I.E.L.D. days.
It's a perfect Scott Lang mark!
It's a pretty name.
It's a shame what we had to do, but he forced us to do it, didn't he?
It's about damn time.
It's about saving theirs.
It's amazing.
It's an old motorcycle suit.
It's awesome, you know?
It's bad enough you won't tell me how she died.
It's been too late for a long time now.
It's currently collecting dust
It's from 1910.
It's gonna break their hearts.
It's good to see you too, Paxton.
It's important.
It's just hard finding a job when you have a record.
It's not a keychain.
It's not about saving our world.
It's not easy to successfully infiltrate an Avengers facility.
It's not gonna happen.
It's not The Andy Griffith Show. No whistling.
It's not too often that you rob a place and then get welcomed back.
It's not your fault.
It's not!
It's official.
It's okay. He can't see me.
It's pretty freaky, but it's safe. There's no reason to be scared.
It's really important to me that Cap never finds out about this.
It's the particles altering your brain chemistry.
It's the wrong details.
It's too late for me,
It's total chaos in here! Multiple shots fired!
It's work.
Just a tall tale.
Just be the person that she already thinks you are.
Just can't comprehend the experience,
Just give me the suit and let me finish this once and for all.
Just in time. Come on.
Just maybe we might have a chance of making peace.
Just the facts. Only the facts.
Just wait! Whoa!
Keep the suit. I'll be in touch.
Killed everybody.
KURT: Almost. DAVE: No, you're not.
KURT: Coming up on extraction pipe.
KURT: Servers are fried.
KURT: Signal decoy in place.
KURT: This is sorcery!
KURT: Water level is dropping!
Landline's cut, cell signal's jammed.
Let us not dwell on the past.
Let's fry these servers!
Let's go!
Let's just work with that.
Like, he comes up to her and says,
Listen to me.
Little over the top, don't you think, Darren?
Long time, no see, Dr. Pym. How's retirement?
Look at the girl I'm with. You know what I'm sayin'?
Look, I'm sorry about this. Sorry.
Look, I'm sorry, all right? But I...
Look, the child support is coming, all right?
Losing his family and his only daughter in the process.
Loyal, brave,
LUIS: Baskin Robbins always finds out, bro.
LUIS: Bro, you think I'm gonna miss my celly getting out?
LUIS: How serious are we talking, Scotty?
LUIS: No, no. Just back it up.
LUIS: Scotty needs us, you know what I'm saying?
LUIS: Thank you for the coffee, ma'am.
LUIS: What are you doing?
LUIS: What is it?
LUIS: What is it? Cash? Jewels?
Made from the same steel as the Titanic.
Maggie was right about you.
Maggie, I tell you this as a friend, and as the first love of my life.
MAGGIE: Are you sure you don't want a different toy?
MAGGIE: Stop it.
MAGGIE: Yeah, it is. CASSIE: Yeah, it is.
Man, you guys got the weirdest goodbye rituals.
MAN: Are you crazy? Put the gun down!
MAN: We live in an era
May I remind you, Dr. Pym, that you're a soldier...
Maybe it's time we finished it.
Mean, pretty lady did good, Scott.
MITCHELL: Dr. Cross?
Mommy!
Mommy's so happy you're here, she choked on her drink.
More like thrilled.
Mr. Carson introduced me to these fine gentlemen here.
My associates have agreed to your terms.
My cousin talked to this guy two weeks ago
My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are done.
My lawyer?
Nah.
Nailed it!
Negative.
Nice work on the Vista job.
Nice.
Nice.
No alarms have been triggered. He's in like the Flynn.
No one would hire me.
No shortcuts, no lies.
No wonder she's trying to keep you away from Cassie.
No, Hank.
No, I didn't steal anything! I was returning something I stole.
No, I don't expect you to.
No, I'm impressed. I'm also concerned.
No, it wasn't a violent crime. It was a cool crime.
No, it's okay. It doesn't look like anyone's home.
No, no, no. No doubt, no doubt. Okay.
No, no, no. Wait! This guy... This guy fits your M.O.
No, no. I have heard of this robbery.
No, no. No, no, no. Not those three Wombats. No way.
No, please don't.
No! No! No, thank you!
No.
No.
No.
No. Don't whistle. No whistling.
Nobody will ever get that formula.
Now dive through the keyhole, Scott.
Now, are you ready to redeem yourself?
Now, look, this is gonna get weird, all right?
Of course, sweetheart. Go ahead.
Offers the user unlimited influence to carry out protective actions.
Oh, baby, it's on! It's so on, right now.
Oh, by difficult time, he means when my mother died.
Oh, God.
Oh, it feels like a big leap from sugar cubes to this!
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, she left me.
Oh, we can handle it. We're professionals.
Oh, we don't... We don't make that.
Oh, yeah. I still got my scar from a year ago.
Oh, you don't...
Oh, you'll see. Won't he, Hope?
Oh! Excuse me.
Oh. That's Kurt.
Oh. Well, what do you think? Peachy. It's a going away present.
Oh...
Okay, I got him, I got him. There he is! Go, go, go!
Okay, then why don't you just send the ants?
Okay, we can try this and when he fails, I'll do it myself.
Okay, where to now?
Okay.
Okay. Good news?
Okay. Well, get some sleep. I love you.
Old man have safe.
On a dime.
On your way out the door,
Ooh.
Open your eyes
Or go back to your cell
Ouch.
Our focus should be on helping Scott!
Our scientists haven't come close to replicating his work.
Out of the van!
Ow! Ow!
Papanera Claire de Merna Merna...
Paxton, turn around! Take me back!
Paxton, you have to listen to me!
PAXTON: Cassie!
PAXTON: No, no, no, no, no!
PAXTON: She's fine, she's fine.
PAXTON: Well, yeah.
PAXTON: Yeah, that's her.
PAXTON: You know, you almost had us convinced
Phew!
Plus, your girlfriend's really hot.
POLICEMAN: Don't move.
Presently in the business of toppling governments.
Pretzel. Hot pretzel. Like, mustard... Do you have mustard dip?
Pretzel. Hot pretzel. Like, mustard... Do you have mustard dip?
Problem solved.
Proceeding to command position.
Pull up some chair.
Put the gun down!
Put your foot on the central node and mount the thorax.
Pym Tech, the company you created,
Pym Tech.
Ranked highest on the Schmidt pain index.
Ready to jump. Do you read, Kurt?
Really, Hope.
Really, Maggie? That guy?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Remember what that iceberg did?
Request immediate backup!
Respect.
Retrieve the suit, and exit the vaults before the backup power comes on.
Right? That he's like this big shot CEO
Right.
Right. But how do you make them do that?
Sanitize the work station. Bring in subject 35 C.
Scott Lang.
Scott,
Scott,
Scott, I believe that everyone deserves a shot at redemption.
Scott, I've been watching you for a while.
Scott, they are ants.
Scott, we have problem.
SCOTT: (SIGHS) Oh, man.
SCOTT: All right, I see it.
SCOTT: All right, I'm moving through the house.
SCOTT: All right.
SCOTT: Darren Cross.
SCOTT: Don't freak out. Look at your shoulder.
SCOTT: Don't freak out. Look at your shoulder.
SCOTT: Get back! Get back!
SCOTT: Hank, no.
SCOTT: Heading to the particle chamber.
SCOTT: Huh?
SCOTT: I know. Bullet ants, right?
SCOTT: I think I'm getting the hang of this.
SCOTT: I wonder... What is this?
SCOTT: Is that a camera on an ant?
SCOTT: It was never just a heist!
SCOTT: It's freezing!
SCOTT: It's the Falcon!
SCOTT: Let's set her down, all right?
SCOTT: No, no! Vertigo, vertigo!
SCOTT: No, that can't be Cassie. That's not you.
SCOTT: Not just me!
SCOTT: Oh, I don't want to see this!
SCOTT: Oh, this is easy! I'm getting the hang of this.
SCOTT: Okay, who's next?
SCOTT: Paxton, let me help!
SCOTT: Problem? What's the problem?
SCOTT: Sorry!
SCOTT: Stop, 247! Time out, time out.
SCOTT: Thanks for the hook up, too. I needed a place to stay.
SCOTT: This is a professional gymnast. There is no way that's you.
SCOTT: Wait a minute.
SCOTT: Wait, I thought Daddy didn't get scared!
SCOTT: What? Who said that?
SCOTT: Why am I on a police car? Shouldn't I not be on a police car?
SCOTT: Why would you lock this up?
SCOTT: Wow.
SCOTT: Yeah, I agree.
SCOTT: You're gonna regret that.
Scott?
Scotty?
Second chances don't come around all that much.
See? That's what I'm talking about.
Separatists had hijacked a Soviet missile silo in Kursk
She didn't hesitate.
She doesn't think that we need you.
She made her choice.
She never got to use it.
She still throw the jewel into the oceans.
She turned off her regulator
She used to look at me like I was the greatest man in the world.
She was born to it.
She was the deciding vote.
She's a little bit anxious.
She's crazy stupid fine, right?
She's my daughter.
She's right, Hank.
Shoot me again.
Should be a piece of cake.
Show me.
Show me...
Shrinking organic tissue is the centerpiece of this technology.
Sir, I'm sorry I stole the suit.
So close.
So he conspired against me and he voted me out of my own company.
So I asked Ignacio,
So I hid it from the world.
So much.
So much.
So this writer chick tells Ignacio,
So you have the force of a 200 pound man
So your size always suits your needs.
So, I'm at this art museum with my cousin Ignacio, right?
So, it's a suit?
So, next time you think you might see one,
So, what do you want from me?
So, you know, that makes me nervous, too.
Some circuits got fried.
Somebody else to hack in to the power supply
Somebody that could infiltrate a place that's designed to prevent infiltration.
Somebody would have to reach the building's control center
Somebody's home, Scott.
Something happened with the cameras.
Son of a...
Sorry, I just have one question.
Sorry!
Sorry.
Sorry.
Squadron A, go!
Stay behind me.
Stay calm.
Sure thing, Dale.
Sure, Darren. Yeah, sure.
Take the suit off, or I'll blow your brains out and peel it off.
Tales to astonish!
Tell me that isn't what I think it is.
Tell them to put the sugar in the teacup.
Thank you for coming. Hope?
Thank you for everything you do for Cassie.
Thank you very much, everybody. I will escort you out now.
Thank you, Hope. I'm so lucky to have you on my team.
Thank you, Luis.
Thank you, Paxton.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thankfully, word travels fast.
Thanks for picking me up, brother.
Thanks to you.
That Cross installed in the Futures vault.
That he's looking for him?
That I don't regret having said yes.
That is all retired now, but he's loaded.
That was completely irresponsible and dangerous!
That you were gonna change your ways.
That's awfully dramatic.
That's good. That's very good.
That's how I get in.
That's how I get in.
That's how it works.
That's how you punch.
That's like some David Copperfield shit.
That's Mitchell Carson, Ex Head of Defense at S.H.I.E.L.D.
That's Pym.
That's what I call an unfortunate casualty
That's what powers the suit.
That's why I'm here.
That's why it works.
That's why you're the past and I'm the future.
The Ant Man is in the building.
The ants.
The bartender's all like, Yeah, crazy stupid fine.
The board's chairman is my daughter, Hope.
The chance to earn that look in your daughter's eyes.
The fire ants have evolved into remarkable architects.
The laws of nature transcend the laws of man.
The moment things get hard,
The more I read about what you did and stuff...
The most powerful man in the world.
The only thing that can rival my creation.
The only way to the internal mechanics
The plans.
The pressure is too strong, but if we can decrease it,
The process is highly volatile.
The Pym Particle is the most revolutionary science ever developed.
The suit has power. The man harnesses that power.
The system?
The water main.
The way I see it, you have a choice.
The windows!
The Yellowjacket can manage any conflict
The Yellowjacket!
Then act like one.
Then why did you push me away?
There he is.
There must be something else.
There was a black guy that looked exactly like me
There you are.
There's a fingerprint lock on the door.
There's gonna be three offices on your left side.
There's no cash, no jewelry, nothing?
There's something I want to show you.
There's something in that backyard that needs to be destroyed.
There's something you guys need to see.
They are handy to get you in and out of difficult places.
They build, farm, they cooperate with each other.
They called her the Wasp.
They called her the Wasp.
They fell right asleep.
They were overcharging the customers, right?
They're doing some interesting work.
They're here to keep an eye on you when I can't.
They're lightning fast and can conduct electricity,
They're not what they were.
They're representatives of Hydra.
This could change the texture of reality.
This guy's got a big ass safe just sitting in the basement, just chilling.
This is an advanced prototype
This is awesome.
This is my moment. I want you to see it.
This is not some cute technology like the Iron Man suit.
This is not who you are.
This is problem?
This is so weird.
This is the work of gypsies.
This is your chance.
This isn't the first time these guys
This will be totally off the books, off the records,
This would have been a lot easier a week ago.
Three years at San Quentin, huh?
Through your defense lab.
Time out.
To almost liking you.
To become the hero that she already thinks you are.
To change the water pressure.
To deactivate the bomb.
To let her join me on my missions.
To protect their interests.
Trumped up BS to scare the USSR.
Trusted even more than me?
Trying to keep this technology out of the hands of a Stark.
Trying to learn all I could about the quantum realm.
Two smoothie machines.
Ugh!
Uh, no, thanks.
Uh, yeah. I'll pick something up. Text me.
Uh... Boss man said to secure the area, so I'm securing it.
Uh... Dr. Pym?
Uh... I don't know. It's news.
Uh... Sure.
Um, I will have... I'll have a burger, please.
Um... Whose pajamas are these?
Under the door.
Unfortunately, we can't just do whatever we want.
Unless we make him one.
Useless.
Utilities online.
Very sorry, sir. Please come in.
Vista's security system was one of the most advanced in the business.
Wait a second.
Wait, his name is 247?
Wait, what? Fired?
Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Waiting.
Was the Ant Man real?
Was through solid titanium.
We broke into this spooky ass house, didn't we?
We could have done this together, Hank. But you ruined that.
We don't accept it. Formally.
We don't have time for coddling.
We don't need this guy.
We don't. We can do this ourselves.
We estimate to be about 5 millimeters in diameter.
We got a 10 33 at Pym Tech.
We got a guy who swings, we got a guy who crawls up the walls.
We gotta finish our planning.
We know our business.
We lost her in a plane crash.
We need a doctor!
We need to get him out of here.
We need you close to Cross. Otherwise, this mission cannot work.
We need you.
We should have a longer conversation about that, Frank.
We shouldn't let him leave the building.
We still haven't worked out all the bugs.
We'll need you to take him out to deactivate the security systems.
We're all doing this for reasons much bigger than any one of us.
We're all taking risks.
We're anticipating $15 billion in sales, tomorrow alone.
We're on our own.
We're ready for you inside.
We're set.
We've got him.
We've gotta find a way out of here. And fast.
Welcome to Baskin Robbins.
Well done.
Well, hey, everybody just kick back and relax a little bit, man.
Well, I definitely didn't.
Well, I suppose the human mind
Well, I was inspired by the legend of the Ant Man.
Well, I'm not gonna miss my little girl's birthday party.
Well, I'm very happy in this job,
Well, it's not a legend anymore.
Well, one could say that I let you let me.
Well, technically, I didn't rob them. Robbery involves threat.
Well, that's my pleasure.
Well, that's not entirely true.
Well, they weren't kidding. This safe is serious.
Well, to what do I owe this pleasure?
Well, you can never be too safe.
Well, you figured wrong.
Well, you're fired, of course.
Well...
Were you going for the hand?
What are you doing here, Lang?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What did you see in me?
What did you see?
What do I do?
What do we need?
What do you want me to do?
What do you want?
What does that mean?
What happens if I throw up in this helmet?
What if I come in on the left side, right? Just down here.
What job?
What laws? Of man?
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell?
What, what?
What?
What?
What? What?
What? You haven't heard of me?
What's her name?
What's that?
What's the difference?
What's the matter? You're not impressed?
What's up, man!
When did this happen?
When I called the cops on you.
When I took over this company for Dr. Pym,
When she saw how close Cross was to cracking my formula.
When you get to this corner,
When you're small, energy's compressed,
Where all concepts of time and space...
Where are you?
Where the hell did he go?
Where's the car?
Which begs the question,
Which makes them useful to fry out enemy electronics.
Which was mainly reds, and you know I don't like reds, man.
Which, judging by the fact that you're sitting opposite me,
While increasing density and strength.
Who are you, who is she, what the hell's going on,
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who attacked us and put us in the back of this disgusting van.
Who can arm the most powerful weapon in the world?
Who is the man that my beloved mentor
Who is the new Ant Man?
Who took on the system and paid the price,
Who?
Who?
Who's flashing his fresh tack,
Who's got, like, bomb moves, right? Who you got?
Whoa!
Whoa! That's so cool, bro!
Whoa. Hold on. Something's kind of happening.
Why are you telling my life story to these guys?
Why do I have a sick feeling in my stomach?
Why do you think I let you steal that suit in the first place?
Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
Why this revolutionary idea remained buried
Why?
Will create a sustainable environment of well being around the world.
With all that's at stake,
Wonderful.
Would it kill you to call me Dad?
Would you like some sugar?
Would you like some tea?
Would you like to try our Mango Fruit Blast?
Wow, that's amazing.
Wow! I mean, I saw that punch coming a mile away,
Wow.
Wow.
Yank up to go up. It's like a horse.
Yeah, and this dude sounds like a badass, man.
Yeah, but we're not done yet.
Yeah, I am, sweetheart.
Yeah, I know, but you can't just show up.
Yeah, man. It killed DiCaprio.
Yeah, man. It killed DiCaprio.
Yeah, so was I, and I was seven.
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Yeah, thanks.
Yeah, we're doomed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I don't know what you were doing, grabbing and kissing me like that.
Yeah. She has been practicing all week.
Yes, this is problem.
Yes, you did. Yes.
Yes! You got it! You got it! Come on!
Yes.
Yes. I'm still alive.
Yo, I met this crazy fine writer chick at the Spot last night. Like fine fine.
Yo, I'm like a boss in the world of guerrilla journalism,
You are under arrest!
You can either spend the rest of your life in prison,
You can stop this, Darren. It's not too late.
You can't add security to a water main.
You can't just show up here. You know that. Come on.
You could go subatomic.
You couldn't make a suit with a flannel lining?
You deserve everything coming your way.
You did good.
You didn't even have a choice.
You don't bite me, I don't step on you. Deal?
You don't know the first thing about being a father.
You don't need to raise your hand, Scott.
You don't remember anything?
You found out.
You got it.
You gotta be more specific.
You gotta lock your doors.
You guys are breaking down walls, you're healing.
You have a daughter.
You have to clear your mind, Scott. You have to make your thoughts precise.
You have to commit. You have to mean it.
You have to help Daddy pay for his mistakes.
You insult me, Scott.
You jeopardized everything!
You know that jobs don't come easy for ex cons, right?
You know what I'm saying?
You know what? I get to wear a uniform.
You know what? I was thinking of a tactic, like when I go undercover.
You know what? I'm okay.
You know, I came to the house the other night to kill him,
You know, I didn't know you had a daughter
You know, I didn't know you had a daughter
You know, I just get excited and stuff.
You know, I think this regulator is holding me back.
You know, I thought,
You know, I've been thinking a lot about gratitude lately.
You know, it'd be much easier to hit you if you were bigger.
You know, right now, if I wanted to, I could arrest you.
You know, the honest truth is, I actually went from despising you
You know, there's a big hole in the roof.
You know, when my mother died, I didn't see him for two weeks.
You know, when my mother died, I didn't see him for two weeks.
You left the front door open, Hank.
You mention my wife again
You must have realized that by now.
You must retrieve this prototype of a signal decoy.
You need to be fast.
You need to be skillful, agile, and above all,
You need to desist right now! Your delusions are out of hand.
You picked the wrong side, Hope.
You punch too hard, you kill someone. Too soft, it's a love tap.
You really did it.
You really should write poetry.
You really want to find out what it's like when you can't see him coming?
You see this right here?
You see this right here?
You seem a bit shocked.
You sell to me first, 20% over your asking price,
You should be able to shrink and grow
You son of a bitch!
You think I don't want to?
You two,
You wait till you see this couch. You're gonna be really happy.
You went in,
You were trying to bring her back.
You would go subatomic.
You'll forgive us if we're not instilled with confidence.
You're a success, Darren.
You're her hero, Scott.
You're in for a treat.
You're not so crazy.
You're old.
You're our only option.
You're over the target area.
You're right. I have to be the one to do it.
You're sick and I can help you. Just put the gun down.
You're supposed to be in Moscow.
You're welcome.
You've already lied to him. Now you want to go to war with him?
You've seen the footage, you know what Cross is capable of.
Your fiancé is an asshat.
Your lawyer.
Your mom died a hero.
Your mother convinced me
Your very existence is insulting to me.
40 years ago, I created a formula that altered atomic relative distance.
(BANGING ON DOOR) PAXTON: San Francisco P.D.!
(BEEPS) And then he disappears magically,
(BLEATING CONTINUES) Darren, maybe we should think...
(CAR HONKING) SCOTT: Whoa!
(GROANS) Dad!
(GROANS) Easy, Hank.
(MERRY MUSIC PLAYING) (CHILDREN SHRIEKING)
(SLAMS TABLE) No!
(SNAPS FINGERS) And he's gone for a week.
(THUDDING) Ow!
(THUDDING) SCOTT: Ow!
(TIRES SQUEALING) (DAVE LAUGHING)
about this little perfect job. No way.
All right? You're gonna be just fine. (GUN COCKS)
Are we the good guys? Yeah.
Back it up, slow. Yeah.
Back it up. Yeah.
Can I make one little request? No.
Cassie! That's my house.
Daddy! Cassie.
GALE: Is she all right? Yeah, she's fine.
He did, didn't he? Kind of sounded like he did.
Hey, Dale. Come on in.
Hey, watch your language. Okay? What language? I said hat.
How do you know that? (CELL PHONE RINGING)
How safe is... Just get on the damn ant, Scott!
I did my first cartwheel today. What?
I hope so. Yeah.
I'm getting close! No, you're not.
I'm in the system? You're in the system.
If we call Tony... He won't believe us.
It's a suit. What?
It's nice. Yeah, right?
It's too dangerous. We don't have a choice.
Kurt? Eyes in the sky.
LUIS: Back it up. That's right.
LUIS: Backin' up? Yep, just backin' up.
LUIS: What are you doing now? Waiting.
Maggie! What's going on? He's got Cassie!
Make it go faster. Dude, seriously.
Mommy? Hmm?
Nice meet you. Yeah. Nice to meet you, too.
No way! It's my daughter's birthday. It's my house!
Not interested. (SCOFFS) Yeah, right.
Now, what's the next move? Hang on tight.
Oh, I know. What?
Oh, my Lord. She's not my...
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh. Utilities 1.3...
Okay, hold up! Wait a minute! Freeze!
PAXTON: Thing? MAGGIE: I don't know! I don't know!
Posts all the bank records online. (WHISTLES)
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
SCOTT: Check. DAVE: Check.
SCOTT: Get her out of here. Come on.
SCOTT: It's okay. (ALL YELP)
SCOTT: You got their credentials? He's in the system.
Scott. Yeah?
She's been looking forward to this. No kidding.
So what? It's my kid! MAGGIE: Scott!
Tell me about that tip. What?
Terrible. You wanna show me how to punch?
That's what's up. Luis.
There's nothing here. What did you say?
This is awkward. Yeah.
Wait! What? What do you mean, Wait?
We don't have time to screw around! Hope, please listen to me...
We just back it up, okay? DAVE: That's it.
What are you doing here? First off, I'm a big fan.
What? Get out of that van!
What's up, man? Hey.
Who's got Cassie, honey? That thing.
Whoa! But it was dangerous.
Why don't you wear the suit? (SIGHING)
Yeah. (LAUGHING)
You got a visitor. Who?
You like that? (MEN CLAMORING)
You stay behind me, okay? Okay.
You want some waffles? Yeah, I'll take a waffle.
You're full of shit. Oh, yeah.
(ALARM BLARING)
(ALARM RINGING)
(ALL EXCLAIM)
(ALL GASP)
(ANT THONY SHRIEKING)
(BANGING CONTINUES)
(BEEPING SOFTLY)
(BEEPING)
(BEEPS)
(BEEPS)
(BLEATING)
(BOTH GROAN)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(BREATHING HARD)
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
(BUZZING)
(CASSIE GIGGLES)
(CASSIE SCREAMS)
(CASSIE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) Because we just robbed you.
(CHUCKLES) I love it when he gets cocky.
(CHUCKLES) It's ice cream. Baskin Robbins.
(CHUCKLING) And I'm enjoying myself.
(CHUCKLING) You're cute.
(CLICKING AND BEEPING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(DOOR BUZZING OPEN)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(DOOR CLOSES)
(DOOR UNLOCKS)
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
(FAINT TAPPING)
(FLUSHING)
(GAS HISSING)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GIGGLES)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS) Damn it! That guy.
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(HANK SCOFFS)
(HONKING MUSICAL CAR HORN)
(HUFFS) They're not listening to me.
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LOUD FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)
(LUIS SPEAKS SPANISH)
(LUIS STAMMERING)
(MEN EXCLAIMING)
(METAL CLANGS LOUDLY)
(METAL STRAINING)
(METAL TINKLING)
(MUSICAL CAR HORN HONKING)
(MUSICAL CAR HORN HONKING)
(PANTING)
(PANTING)
(PANTS UNZIPPING)
(PAXTON CLEARS THROAT)
(POWERING DOWN)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS) Baskin Robbins don't play.
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREWDRIVER WHIRRING)
(SHRIEKS)
(SIGHING)
(SIGHS WITH RELIEF) Thank you. Thank you.
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) Throwing insults into the mix will not do anyone any good, Hope.
(SIREN BLARING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SNIFFING)
(SOFTLY) Is that Hank Pym?
(SOFTLY) So you finally admit it!
(SOFTLY) What is that thing?
(SONG PLAYING LOUDLY)
(STAMMERING) Look, I'm sorry.
(STRAINING)
(STRAINING)
(SUIT ZAPS)
(TAPPING)
(TIRES SCREECH)
(VOICE BREAKING) But why didn't you tell me that sooner?
(VOICE ECHOING)
(WHIRRING)
(WHISTLING IT'S A SMALL WORLD)
(WIND HOWLING)
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
(YELLING)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(YELPING)
(YELPS)

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