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A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

A Fish Called Wanda (1988)

"A Fish Called Wanda" is a hilarious British-American crime comedy film released in 1988. Directed by Charles Crichton and written by John Cleese, the movie features an exceptional cast that includes John Cleese himself, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline, and Michael Palin.

The plot revolves around a gang of bumbling criminals who join forces to perform a diamond heist. However, their plans are complicated when one of their members, Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis), falls in love with the barrister who is defending their captured leader (John Cleese). Chaos ensues as each character tries to outwit and double-cross the others for their own personal gain.

With clever writing and expert comedic timing, "A Fish Called Wanda" is known for its witty dialogue, physical comedy, and unforgettable performances. The film received critical acclaim and was a commercial success, becoming a beloved classic in the comedy genre.

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A bunch of pompous, badly dressed, poverty stricken,
A cup of tea, Ken?
A far Iíamore appassionato. Uno sbaglio grande!
A fish? Frenchman? A phone operator?
A little squeeze of lemon, some tartar sauce, perfect!
A pound says you won't kill her!
Agh!
Agh!
Ah, interesting. Well, basically, it's a preliminary investigation
Ah, so.
Ah, true. But a very elderly lady. I think they've got the wrong man.
Ah, you made it. Good. Bit of a knock, I'm afraid.
Aisle or window? Smoking or nonsmoking?
All I get all day is people complaining to me.
All right, all right. I apologize.
All right, then.
All right. I'm sorry I ate your fish, OK?
All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
All thanks to me.
Amazing. Well, anyway, at the committal George would then plead...?
And being told they all burned to death on Wednesday?
And don't call me Otto. To you, I am Mr...
And has had serious heart difficulties recently.
And he would turn them over to who? To you?
And hearing My wife left me this morning?
And his instructions to his legal representative...
And I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
And I know that you don't keep the public informed
And I think we'd be really good for each other. What do you say?
And I wanna be. I'm so fed up with all this!
And I'm longing to humiliate you. So get in that barrel.
And it won't have to look for us.
And make it good, or we're dead.
And now Sandersonís have sent the wrong flowers.
And put diplomatic plates on it, right?
And she's dying, and somebody put it in the display cabinet...
And turn over the jewels to get his sentence cut.
And was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice.
And when he heard your daughter's called Portia,
And where are they?
And whip themselves into a frenzy at the flat at four...
And you come loping in like Rambo and you dangle him out a fifth floor window!
And you want me to replace it with something awful...
Anybody moves and you're dead!
Apologize.
Apologize.
Archie, I want you to speak to her about plastic surgery.
Archie, we've been burgled.
Archie, what has happened?
Archie, who on earth?
Archie!
Archie?
Are you all right?
Are you fucking crazy?!
Are you George Francis Thomason
Are you hurt?
Are you hurt? Speak to me!
Are you Ke...?
Are you sure the garage is very safe?
Are you totally deranged?
Aren't you Archie Leach?
Argh!
As the main witness, Mrs. Eileen Coady, is elderly
Asshole!
Asshole!
At least we're not irretrievably vulgar.
Au revoir.
Avoid the green ones. They're not ripe yet.
Be good.
Be rather nice for Portia to see it now.
Because the police will watch all the airports for 72 hours.
Before I, uh, had to go to your beautiful bathroom,
Behave yourself from now on, or I'll break your neck. OK?
Being so correct all the time? Being so...
Benito Mussolini!
Better eat the green one? OK.
Beyond Good and Evil.
Blinis.
Bloody hell!
Bloody hell!
Bored, wandering around this God awful city, shoving George's ugly pic...
Boy, they whupped our hide real good!
Buongiorno, signorina.
Bupkas.
But isn't it time you faced reality?
But it's such an ugly language.
But there are millions of them.
But we leased it from the agents last weekend.
But what else are they gonna come up with?
But you are a famous barrister, aren't you?
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
But you're alive, God bless you.
But... will you think about it?
By a Mr. George Thomason, who lives at
Bye, Frank.
Bye, George.
Bye, sis.
Bye, Wanda!
Bye.
C c c...
C c car?
Ca ca ca...
Ca...
Calm down. Calm down! Easy, g g girl.
Can I stay, then?
Can we go to bed?
Can't you speak? Archie!
Champagne, dear. To welcome you home. Um, let me pour you a glass.
Clear the court! Clear the court!
Clear the court! Clear the court!
Clear the court! Clear the court! Clear the court!
Clear the court! I'm adjourning this matter for an hour.
Come here.
Come on, Archie. Pick up the phone.
Come on, open up!
Come on, Wanda! Gullet time!
Come on, you know.
Come on!
Come on! You're a very attractive man, Ken.
Cordial? Courteous? Supportive? What?
Darling, we mustn't talk about the trial.
Darling!
Davidson?
Death!
Diddly.
Disappointed!
Do shut up, Portia!
Do you believe those cockney klutzes bought our story? What morons!
Do you want m m me to g g get a b b big
Don't call me stupid.
Don't call me stupid.
Don't call me stupid. And I'm not jealous.
Don't go away.
Don't go near him! He's mine!
Don't I recognize you?
Don't tell me. It's better that you don't tell me.
Don't touch his dick.
Don't, uh, ever, ever,
Double bluff.
Dov'Ë il Vaticano?
Down the hatch.
Dust to dust...
Dust to dust...
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes,
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes,
Easy. Easy.
Eh!
Eighty percent chance there.
Eileen Coady. 69 Basil Street.
English, giant twerp,
Er, I didn't realize it was quite so late.
Er, not at the moment, no.
Er, not yet, n n no.
Er...
Er... well, hardly.
Even if you were my brother, I'd still want to fuck you.
Everybody wears these. Do you wear one?
Eww!
Excuse me, sir. Is this your vehicle?
Excuse me.
F f f...
First, I'll hang him up with piano wire...
Flat 3, Kipling Mansions,
For the presence of small particles of glass
Friedrich Nietzsche. Next.
Frightfully sorry. Take it, it's yours.
Fuck off, or I'll kill you.
Fuck off, pigs.
Fuck you!
Fuck!
Ge Ge Ge...
George back yet?
George Francis Thomason?
George moved the loot?!
George will tell him where the diamonds are?
George, it'd be a lot quicker if you told me.
George?
George.
Get in.
Get me my drink.
Get undressed.
Get your head down.
Glasnost.
Go on, Ken! You don't have the guts. Admit it!
God Almighty!
Going somewhere? Thought you could rob Mr. Leach, eh?
Gone for weeks.
Good night, Archie.
Good night, Wanda.
Good night, who?
Good, Bartlett.
Good.
Goodbye, Archie.
Gorbachov.
Got him!
Guess I'll have to ask you an easy one, huh, Ken? OK. Um...
H Hello. Oh, hello, Otto.
H Hello. Oh, hello, Otto.
H, but they won't.
Ha. How nice to see you.
Had a good day?
Hang on! Mind your head.
Have been the most exciting two weeks of your life.
Have lunch with Marjorie, who kept complaining about her husband,
Have you thought about it? Why did he give you this?
Hazel and Ian Johnson.
He believes me. He can't figure out you.
He He He...
He said Why did they name her after a car?
He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived.
He'd tell you where the loot is first, wouldn't he?
He's going to kill her!
He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.
He's in Hong Kong and he lent me the key. Now get out!
He's no idea?
He's pleading not guilty, so you're safe until the trial.
He's s s safe.
Heathrow Airport.
Hello, George. Get you a Scotch?
Hello, honey. What happened?
Hello, K K Ken's p p pets.
Hello, Lunch. Hello!
Hello, Mr. Burglar!
Hello, Wanda.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello. I thought it might interest you to know
Hello. Wanda's told me a lot about you.
Here are the statements. All to be fully bound, please.
Here. Here. Again. No?
Here. Write it.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Great fish!
Hey! If you wanna settle something with me, why don't you fight me?
Hey. I've lost my stutter.
Hi, George.
Hi, hon. How you doin'? Ooh, you look great. I love your hair.
Hi!
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
His wife, his wife!
Hold on. It's for you.
Honestly!
Hong Kong.
Hotel? Which hotel?
Hotel.
Hotels, banks, offices... Sorry.
How about... because I have the key to the safety deposit box?
How about... Russian?
How are you gonna c c catch me, K K Ken?
How come a girl as... bright as you could have a brother who's so...
How come you dumped me, then?
How could I know it was you?
How could I know you were robbing your own house? I was trying to help!
How do you do, Mrs. Leach? I'm Harvey Manfren... jensen.
How do you do? I'm George's barrister.
How do you know the defendant?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
I apologize unreservedly.
I bet these last two weeks with me
I bet you a pound you don't kill her.
I can't!
I could look at it then, call you on Saturday.
I deeply regret any distress my comments may have caused you or your family.
I did it!
I didn't come here today to talk about boring criminal procedures.
I didn't wanna say anything with George here,
I don't know what it's for. It's in the...
I don't know where it is. There's a key.
I don't know. He rang the bell and I...
I don't know. I'll improvise.
I don't know. Let's just see what happens.
I don't think I can handle this.
I don't want you for your conversation.
I fell in love with you!
I got the deal of a lifetime! 50 50, you and me. What do you say?
I had a good friend in the CIA had a stutter. Cost him his life.
I have loved you ever since the first second I saw you.
I knew it! You're Archie Leash!
I know we're not allowed to talk. Gimme a call.
I know. I just meant theoretically.
I know. I know.
I like you, Archie. I just wanna help.
I love that man!
I love the way you laugh.
I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what?!
I love you. You're funny.
I mean, how could you expect me to guess?
I must insist, otherwise I may have to give up the case. I'm sorry. Please?
I promise I'll get it. OK?
I saw you in court. Uh, two weeks ago.
I spend the morning trying to get a waste disposal man,
I think I love you, Wanda.
I thought Englishmen didn't like women, the way they talk.
I thought he might.
I thought you were making tea, Archie. Iíd better do it.
I told your father to get the car serviced.
I tushit nyeponyatnaya, svetlaya, prelyestnaya rech'.
I understand you wanting to play around with her.
I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak legko!
I varitsya i plachetsya, i tak legko...
I wanna make love with you, Wanda.
I want you to speak to Portia.
I want you.
I was dealing with something delicate.
I was over at the courts this morning. Boy, it's fascinating! So much to know.
I was so afraid to go to sleep last night, I...
I was, uh, just telling your husband here,
I wasn't rich enough. Remember?
I Wendy... I Wanda... I wonder... I w w w...
I went back to the house, and guess who...
I won the case.
I wonder...
I... I, er, I came in here, somebody hit me, tied me up...
I'd love to, but...
I'll be right back.
I'll deal with you later!
I'll give you a clue. Somewhere around the airport.
I'll just sit here and eat my chips till you tell me.
I'll kill you! I'll kill yu!
I'll see you in court.
I'll tell you. The smallest fucking province
I'm a good lover. At least...
I'm almost full.
I'm going to ask you some questions... while I eat my chips.
I'm gonna have to shoot you now.
I'm gonna teach you a lesson. He happens to be a good friend of mine.
I'm gonna... I'm gonna k k kill you.
I'm having a problem understanding preliminary criminal procedures.
I'm his barrister. His lawyer.
I'm n n n...
I'm not! I don't believe in jealousy. It's for the weak.
I'm s...
I'm setting up a guy who's important to us,
I'm so miserable and you just don't care!
I'm so sorry, I've forgotten your name.
I'm so very s...
I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm studying aspects of your legal system. I'm American.
I'm very, very s...
I'm warning you, Otto.
I've been helping her get her evidence straight, you burk. It slipped out.
I've got to speak to you.
I've got tomorrow with some lousy old hag.
I've handled this badly. Look... the physical side can wait.
I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs.
I've such a headache. Could you pick me up some aspirin?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If George decides to change his plea,
If I get sent down, it all gets handed back to cut my sentence.
If I wasn't very happy about everything.
If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German!
If you talk to Mom, tell her I said hi.
In order to get information, I just might have to get friendly with him.
In the morning, where were you?
In the Russian Empire, that's what!
In the t t t...
In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture
In your hand.
Is based on cruelty?
Is there any possibility that this case might be put down for an early trial?
Isn't it horrible about George? Oh, Ken!
Isn't it wonderful?
It was not a nice thing to do.
It's a Buddhist meditation technique. Focuses your aggression.
It's all right, it doesn't bother me. So George needs a weapons man, eh?
It's an early Tantric meditation. What is this?
It's an XK Red 27 technique.
It's fascinating.
It's fish. Isn't it?
It's gone. I can speak.
It's good to be here, George. England is a fine country.
It's just beautiful.
It's just that if anyone saw us talking...
It's just that wasting old ladies isn't nice!
It's K K Ken, c c coming to k k kill me.
It's my husband. He's been hit.
It's not an an an...
It's not ethical for me to talk to a witness.
It's OK, Otto. Ken's good.
It's OK. I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous.
It's the most beautiful thing you've ever given me.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus, they're uptight.
Jesus! I said I'm sorry. What the fu...?
Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. Fuck her blue.
Kamina tozhe ni trudnuyu tyesnitsya lyubosyat'sya grust'.
Keep everyone informed?
Keep it running.
Ken says there's a safe deposit box key, but only George knows where it is.
Ken, somebody just called!
Ken, where is it? Where?!
Ken! Ken!
Ken! OK. You didn't realize I was gay.
Ken?
Ken?
Ken?
Ken... this is Otto.
Ken's got the fish food. He'll be in later.
Kept one to help you find the diamonds, and when he does, you commit perjury.
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
Kiss me there.
Know what Nietzsche said about them? He said they were God's second blunder.
Leach doesn't think he did it.
Leave it out. Leave it out, OK?
Leg...
Let me just change clothes, and then I'll help you look.
Let me think, let me think. Um...
Let's get the diamonds!
Let's say, for argument's sake, that you did think he did it.
Like nobody lies in England. Like Margaret Thatcher never lies.
Limey fruits!
Listen... I can't see you any more. I've got to end it. I'm sorry.
Look what I've got, Wanda.
Look where you're going! Chauvinist pig!
Look, I just want to apologize, sincerely, for... What?
Look, Otto! Look!
Look, she's a very sexy girl.
Look, you know nothing about intelligence work.
Ma ho sposato una donna che preferisce lavorare nel giardino
Me, jealous of that fop?
Melanzane parmigiana con spinaci.
Met with an accident.
Mine. It's a beauty, isn't it?
Miss Gershwitz, on the fourth of March of this year,
Mm?
Mm? Mm?
Molto pericolo...
Most of my friends are dead.
Mr. Leach, I'm sure Ms. Gershwitz can recognize her brother.
Ms. Gershwitz... how can you be so sure?
Much obliged, my lord.
Murray Road, London, West 9.
My brother.
My dear lady, you are a defense witness. I must ask you to leave immediately.
My dogs will be having their nap.
My father was in the secret service, Mr. Manfredjin St. John,
My mother gave it to me...
My name is Otto. It means eight. Say Arrivederci a Giorgio.
My wife's going to the opera Friday.
Necklace. Right. I'll think of something.
Nice doggy. Nice d doggy.
Nice place.
Nice rug, Archie.
Niente.
No hassle. There's plenty of time.
No hurry, Inspector. Please do take your time.
No plans to see him?
No, absolutely not. George?
No, no, no. No, not here.
No!
No!
No?
No?
No.
No.
No. He had to g g go to the b b b...
No. He's straight. He's kinda cute, too, in a pompous sort ofway.
No. I have to finish my hair. No.
No. I'm fine. Bit of a headache.
No. Make the call, Otto.
No. No Italian!
No. No, I don't think so.
No. No, not now. We, uh...
No. Not to me, to Archie.
No. Nothing, no marks at all.
No. OK, bye, bro.
No. She just... left.
No. That's not a word that leaps to mind.
No. You don't have to dash off, do you?
Nobody says anything during a break in.
Not Granny?
Not unless you're congenitally insane or irretrievably stupid, no.
Not Wanda Gershwitz?
Not yet.
Not yet. I'm thirsty.
Not you, Ken. You've got a beautiful speaking voice. When it works.
Nothing? OK. Well, I'm outta here!
Now for goodness sake, get off to bed.
Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK?
Now listen, listen, listen, listen. Listen.
Now, get your hands up.
Now, here's the plan.
Now, k k kill!
Now, listen. Two things. One...
Now, out.
Now, to cut my sentence even more, I could tell them who done it with me,
Now, was that smart?!
Now, when he goes into his committal...
Now, where are we going to hide it?
Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.
Now, you were in court, Inspector, when the forensic evidence was read?
Now... you have just assaulted
Odnu molitvu chudnuyu tverzhdaya naizust'.
Of Kipling Mansions, Murray Avenue, London, W9?
Of Kipling Mansions, Murray Road, London, West 9?
Of saying to someone Are you married?
Officers, arrest that man!
Oh, and Otto...
Oh, Archie, it's beautiful.
Oh, Archie, it's beautiful.
Oh, Archie! This isn't like you.
Oh, Archie.
Oh, Archie.
Oh, Archie. Can I ask you a question?
Oh, come on! Sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, dear.
Oh, ecco Roma.
Oh, George! Oh, my God, I can't believe this is happening!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, good afternoon, sir. Boarding pass?
Oh, good. Well, enjoy the opera, darling.
Oh, I looked at the clock. 'Cause I was saying to myself,
Oh, I love you, Archie.
Oh, I'm a big fan of yours. Ilove the way you... cross examine.
Oh, I'm so glad you like it, darling.
Oh, I'm so very, very, very, very s...
Oh, I'm sorry. All right, darling. I'll... I'll get it for you.
Oh, it was horrible, Ken. It was just horrible.
Oh, it's a little embarrassing. I... have a friend.
Oh, it's even got a W for Wendy.
Oh, it's you! I was actually worried there.
Oh, Ken, it's you! I thought it was the police again.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Look!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, they... Shut up!
Oh, no!
Oh, right! To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
Oh, sorry, darling. Just a stupid case
Oh, sorry.
Oh, theoretically? Um...
Oh, those terrible lies he told about the CIA!
Oh, yeah? Well, I used to kill for the CIA.
Oh, yes. Certainly, certainly.
Oh, yes. The evidence is largely circumstantial.
Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you?
Oh, you know, if it wasn't for George...
Oh, you're the best, Archie.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Here, boy.
Oh! I'm gonna be late for court.
Oh! Oh, I see. Well, there you are.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Oh, fine.
Oi! Oi!
OK, fine. Don't worry, don't worry. Do you know where they've gone?
OK, fine. Fine, Ken. Come at me. Gimme your best shot.
OK, OK, OK, OK. Don't get excited. OK, OK, OK.
OK, OK, OK. 60 40. That's my final offer.
OK, you have the guts. Good. Wait.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. I'll tell Bartlett.
OK. No, look, I'm sorry.
On his trousers?
One more day, we're together.
One thing, though. Touch his dick and he's dead!
Ooh, le due cupole grandi della cattedrale di Milano.
Oooh!
Open the door, or we'll knock it down.
Or saying... Do you have children?
Or was it stupid?!
Oscar Wilde.
Otto doesn't approve. Otto might get jealous.
Otto, don't look back. There's a cop right behind us.
Otto, what are you doing?
Otto?
Otto...
Passport, tickets...
People always take advantage of me.
Piss off.
Plead guilty, tell them where the loot is, you may get away with...
Please, don't.
Please.
Please. I'm sorry.
Please. Shit!
Police! Open up!
Portia, go to your room. I can explain. I left some papers...
Provided that we don't discuss the case.
Pushkin.
Quick!
Really! People here just think they own the pavement!
Relationship?
Restrain that man!
Rev v venge!
Ridiculous!
Right, right. You would then advise him to plead guilty,
Right.
Right. I'll have a word with her in the morning.
Rio!
Romeo and Juliet?
Roubles.
Scumbag, fuck face, dickhead asshole!
Send for an ambulance!
Sex is very, very difficult for me with somebody that I don't trust completely.
Sexually repressed football hooligans.
Sh sh she just had a sh sh shower.
She copped it!
She tells you what we need?
She'll be gone for hours. It's about what I said to you.
She's had a relationship with him all her life.
Shh!
Shit! God!
Show her a good time? Rub her out? T...
Shut up and think. Where's he moved it?
Shut up, then.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut up.
Sir! Airport security. May I see your boarding pass, please?
Sit down, Mr. Thomason. Are we ready for a committal claim?
Slowly.
Slowly. Very slowly.
Smell. Smell. Smell, Maggie. Smell.
So am I.
So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me!
So next week we won't have to look for work.
So painful!
So that they can dress up like ballerinas
So the loot's at the airport, is it, Ken?
So the old lady's gonna m m meet with an accident, eh, K K Ken?
So what are you gonna do about it, huh?
So where are the diamonds?
So while installing windows for your parents,
So, Archie, thanks for the drink. Sorry to have troubled you.
So, friendly might include actual, uh, what? Penetration?
So, how are you gonna get friendly with this lawyer?
So, um, see you soon, I hope.
So, you robbed the jeweler's, turned one lover over to the police,
So, you're Wanda's brother.
So...
So... this is the place, huh?
Something like that?
Something likes that.
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
Sono italiano in spirito.
Sorry if I seem... pompous.
Sorry to interrupt you, sir.
Sorry, Ken, but your answer was incorrect.
Ssfff...
Stand up then, Mr. Thomason.
Standing there with their hair clenched, just...
Stifled by this dread of doing the wrong thing?
Still, you really did think it was in there, didn't you?
Stuck up, snot nosed,
Stupid fucking limey cement! Ugh!
Stupid jerk! I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own house?
Stutter's not getting any better, is it?
Sure, don't worry about it, Ken. We'll fix it. Now, anything on Otto?
Talk to who? Talk to who?!
Talking to stuck up, intellectually inferior British faggots.
Taxi! Taxi!
Tell Bartlett Ken knows where they are.
Thank you for all your help. I'll be right out.
Thank you for popping in and protecting us!
Thank you for this. I'll treasure it.
Thank you so much. Uh... British Airways to Rio?
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Wanda!
Thank you.
Thanks a lot. Bye. Have a good day.
That the Hatton Garden robbery today was pulled off
That was fun. I love robbing the English. They're so polite.
That will be for the listing office at the Old Bailey.
That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.
That's correct, ma'am.
That's George's lawyer.
That's him. That's him, Inspector.
That's it, then.
That's my brother. Get rid of your wife and get my necklace.
That's not allowed in here, miss.
That's quite a stutter youíve got there, Ken.
That's right! Here's a question for you.
That's so great!
That's so weird, though. Isn't that weird?
That's what I'm gonna find out.
That's what the books say. Let's take, for example...
That's why they're offering you this to replace it.
That's why we're so... dead.
The Airway Sheraton? The Post House? The Cathcart Towers?
The C...
The C...
The Ca...
The Ca...
The Ca... The Ca...
The Cathcart Towers?! Yes?!
The central message of Buddhism is not every man for himself.
The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.
The fact that Mr. Thomason was installing windows the previous weekend
The imputation was totally without basis in fact,
The jewels are very safe.
The London Underground is not a political movement.
The one man who can keep you out of jail and make you rich.
The other guy must be the barrister.
The polka, I think.
Then back to the flat, pack, collect me.
Then I have to play three rubbers with Philippa.
Then to the Cathcart Towers Hotel to pick up the jewels.
Then when I attacked you in there, well, I'm really, really s...
Then...
There are 135 of them. That makes 13 millions, my friends.
There was an identification, wasn't there?
There you are, dear. Cheers. Nice to see you again.
There's an American legal student wants to see me. What time is Sir John due?
They get rigor mortis in the prime of life in this country.
They just don't understand it.
They kicked some ass there.
They said that the police know that the loot is in a garage in Fulham.
They're worth about 100,000 each.
Thinking what I'll do to him.
This flat belongs to Patrick Balfour.
This is my first moment of peace all day.
This is the big one. So...
This is the nicest thing you've ever given me,
Thomason?
Those are all mistakes. I looked 'em up.
To be... honest, I, uh, hate them.
To the best brother and sister team since...
To us.
Treasure chest!
Treasure!
Trust me.
Two...
Uh, superior. So fucking superior, with those phony accents.
Uh, yes. Yes, 'fraid so, old chap. Sorry!
Uh...

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