The Boss (2016) Edit

A bed inside a sofa. That's neat.

A bit.

A ha. What is your name?

A helipad before and it's gonna be fine.

A little back and forth.

A natural born cocksucker, a motherfucker,

A real sad woman with apron strings on, bent over in front of an oven.

A special new badge for the Dandelions.

A wee bit of your Scotch last night.

A word?

About having to do all the baking and doing it at your house.

About the Japanese martial arts?

Absolutely, yeah. Hey, excuse me.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. And, madam, it was an honor.

Absolutely. More power.

Actually, Michelle,

After the match I told Kent, I'd put my family fortune

Agave. No, they're both terrible.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. It was the Go Go Nineties.

Ah...

All I do is win, win, win no matter what Got money on my mind

All I need you to do is swipe that little card, okay?

All I want is money.

All right, give me my freedom.

All right, here's a little joke for everybody.

All right, I think everybody's done with the fugu.

All right, let's fuck this shit up.

All right, listen up, everybody.

All right, now go make some money!

All right, okay. Why don't you take off, Sandy?

All right, well...

All right. Get in there, drum up some good recruits.

All right. I want you to give me the lowdown on this meeting.

All right. What's with all the long faces?

All she does is win, Claire. Toot toot!

Also, by the way, guys, I was googling jail sentences.

Always gotta stretch your boobs when you're nervous.

Am a specialty dancer.

An ass wipe, a shit stain,

An un freaking believably exciting opportunity?

And almost as magical. I feel very lucky.

And by partner, I don't mean like girl on girl kind of stuff.

And by the way, Claire works for me.

And consider staying away from self tanner altogether.

And didn't let anybody weigh me down,

And every time I step up in the building

And expected to make a full recovery.

And fugu for the lady.

And got out of there when the money was right.

And he tried to speak Japanese to the waitress.

And he was like, No dice.

And her yeti of a daughter gets in your face,

And hurt a bunch of kids in the process.

And I am staring at one of them right now.

And I am the 47th wealthiest woman in America.

And I can say that 'cause I'm Scottish!

And I can sell anything I believe in, and I believe in your product.

And I did it just like you taught me.

And I got a hunch that your mom should've stuck with it.

And I got into the most wonderful chip.

And I just wanna say I'm proud of you.

And I just wanna throw it out there

And I know what that means, okay?

And I panicked a little bit

And I should not be able to separate...

And I totally get it if you never talk to me again.

And I want our company back.

And I want you to be able to see the difference.

And I will rectify... Michelle!

And I won't stop now

And I wrote down what you said.

And I'd like to put that in the minutes.

And I'd like to put that in the official transcreept...

And I'll do it.

And I'll give you a free dance on the way down.

And I'll slide into home base.

And I'm gonna make it a picture of a woman.

And I'm hoping, somehow, you can forgive me.

And I'm just about to put a very big fish on the hook as our investor.

And I'm not talking about chump change.

And I'm not talking about some loose dollar bills at the bottom of your purse.

And I'm real sorry I screwed that up.

And I've had a cellie for the last six months.

And if you buy four sets, you get this adorable wagon.

And it's gonna say, You know why

And it's Sunday. No one will be in his offices.

And it's Sunday. No one will be in his offices.

And just darted into the closet.

And just, um...

And maybe pick up my things.

And my sincere I'm sorry.

And not the kind that's supposed to ever be inside the body.

And see her as much as possible.

And see who takes a big sip.

And sewer rat, fuck face, professional.

And she realizes that I have realized it as well...

And she's a shark in court.

And so, due to some unforeseen complications,

And something that doesn't look like you sell ceramics.

And start making pan after pan after pan of brownies,

And tell me if I have any streaks on my hamstrings.

And Terri knows it, 'cause you were in on it, too!

And that, really, you were raised in an orphanage.

And that's why I decided to mentor you. Just let you get too close.

And that's your raise, now. That's a good raise.

And the best selling financial author of Money Talks, Bullshit Walks.

And the meeting goes into the toilet?

And the security gentlemen did mention

And the thought in their head of like, Yes, I can.

And then immediately three people walked back inside.

And then in the back, it says, I never started tryin'.

And then, at the last minute, it just lets you go.

And then, she fell down a flight of stairs.

And they are bettering their community,

And they stay there

And they stay there

And this is my partner.

And we all have our little secrets, Claire. Right?

And what a great first house for Rachel and Claire.

And when I look at that picture, I don't think elite.

And when she realizes it, when that moment of realization crosses her face,

And you can't make decisions without telling me!

And you could turn that badge over and you're gonna realize

And you earned it.

And you grew a pair in the process.

And you hire and spend the night with a fake family.

And you know what? Don't ever speak to her again.

And you were getting up for the morning, I thought, Uh oh.

And you're letting it walk out.

And you're more mad than ever.

And you've always liked collecting my things.

And your pathetic band of rejects?

And, also, you have to start pulling your weight around here.

And, dang it, I shouldn't have sold that company.

And, if so, how many troupes are we talking about here?

And, if you need us, you can always call

And, Terri, you think anybody else

And, you know what else I tried

Another great point by Helen.

Are you crazy, Ron? I'm bleeding!

Are you crazy, Ron? I'm bleeding!

Are you in or are you out?

Are you kidding me?

Are you serious? Like 10 seconds.

Are you stroking out?

Aren't you charming for yelling that out on the street like that.

As soon as we get out I want you to grab the gasoline,

As you already know, my name is Michelle Darnell

Away, Butters!

Bars and structures, things like that.

Baseball

Based on the pyrotechnics we used tonight.

Be my guest and, I don't know, build some

Be wrong to ask for your forgiveness?

Because his name was Spaghetti.

Because I crushed it tonight.

Because I love rejection, so...

Because I'm gonna chop your hand off.

Because I'm Ida Marquette. I know everything.

Because Mom's at work and you're fresh out of prison.

Because they don't have teeth and they don't talk.

Because we were all up there, you know, trading our favorite Dana stories.

Because you also hired all of these people without consulting me.

Because you will never be invited into my basement.

Because you've been laying down for about three weeks.

Because your sofa threw me against a wall,

Before Michelle Darnell screws you over.

Bennett is unresponsive. The actor who plays Grandpa Joe.

Big bird, blondie, over there! Go! Scoot!

Blown across the earth, making a difference.

Bounced around from foster home to foster home,

Bring it on!

Bring us a bottle of whatever the lady would like

Bryce Crean!

Bryce did everything you asked him to do.

But cutting you to ribbons is the only way I'll get satisfaction!

But Detroit is still in the lead for the year with $189,000.

But don't worry. I don't wanna hear it.

But for a very limited amount of time. Okay?

But he asked for the tuna to be really well done.

But I am sorry. So, I'm not...

But I got a great kid out of it.

But I like burgers.

But I will take the date if that's out there.

But I'll look into it.

But I'm going to make you pay through the teeth.

But if I can,

But if it makes it any better,

But if we get caught,

But if you promise not to hurt anybody in this room,

But it was like you were a cult leader.

But it's also a crazy one.

But let's talk cookie sales, that is.

But not stick with, you know?

But that's not what the bottle says.

But this is really good stuff.

But we'll hang. We'll do it. Yeah, we'll totally hang.

But when it is prepared correctly,

But you crushed it tonight!

But you... You were my best protégée.

But you're right. She is an asshole.

But, really, tell me, what's your initial thoughts?

But, you know, he's gonna sell it off.

Buy my brownies or I'll kill you.

Buy my brownies or I'll kill you.

By coming from the east, turning him around,

By the way, don't give him anymore freebies, okay?

Bye, Helen! Good luck with your product!

Bye, Jimberly.

Bye.

Call the proper authorities and turn you in?

Can 't never count me out

Can he do that? Turn off the machine, Don.

Can I just ask you, are these numbers

Can I just put 'em where they're supposed to be?

Can I take a serious note for a minute,

Can we just take a minute and give congrats to Sarah, here?

Can we talk about this for a second?

Can you please stop ringing the door?

Can you, uh, grab the mic for a sec?

Carl, I gave you that Landis account.

Carl.

Cell phone, landline?

Cheers!

Chrystal!

Chuckin' a gun in a garbage can. That's smart.

Claire doesn't wanna suck his dick!

Claire knows this. He's all old school pen and paper.

Claire, call my lawyer. Okay.

Claire, exactly one year from today

Claire, get me a new lawyer.

Claire, I want you to listen to me.

Claire, I'm gonna give you a head start

Claire, if this company is going to work, I need you full time.

Claire, look at me. You have been on

Claire, my quarterback,

Claire, we're gonna start a brownie company.

Claire, you just took it.

Claire!

Claire!

Claire!

Claire! It's like Geppetto!

Claire. That is wildly inappropriate.

Claire. Wow.

Close your robe.

Come here.

Come on, Agnes. Families are for suckers.

Come on, Ida.

Come on, that's not my family.

Come on! Eat up, ladies.

Come on! Every story about a burglar always involves rope.

Come on! There we go!

Come on. Let's go.

Communist youth. All right!

Congratulations on your balls, Claire.

Congratulations, Claire.

Continue eating that delicious spring lamb you heard screaming this morning.

Cool. Cool.

Cool. You guys do that? What's with that?

Could be behind one of those creepy paintings.

Creamy and delicious,

Curious to know who the other one is.

Currently, Darnell Enterprise stocks...

Cut 'em loose and sail off.

Cute as a daisy to me.

Dana, I quit.

Darnell, you are a real asshole.

Darnell!

Darnell's Darlings.

Devote a ton of energy to my kid,

Diabetes cake.

Did she hurt her wonderful body?

Did somebody die?

Did you just try to bribe me?

Did you just...

Did you let a corpse curl up and die in there?

Did you set up a ride?

Did you?

Didn't have to make it that weird.

Dirty badger nests in some kind of tree.

Ditch it.

Do something, Mom.

Do this on the side.

Do what you do. I'm gonna do what I do.

Do you actually think we're gonna need rope?

Do you find that hard to believe?

Do you know what the fascinating thing is

Do you not know what that means?

Do you really not have anywhere to go?

Do you understand me? Dandelions never leave a street fight!

Do you want in or not? You know,

Doctor Oz.

Does that seem accurate to you?

Doesn't sound so chummy.

Don't fight it, Michelle! Let me go!

Don't go in that room.

Don't put your arm in front of me!

Don't say that, Chrystal.

Don't start feelin' bad about good...

Don't tell your mom. Okay.

Don't worry about me. I don't need anybody.

Don't worry. Once I become senior VP,

Don't... You know what? Let's...

Dynamic.

End of broadcast.

Everybody hands go up

Everybody likes to make fun of the baton girls.

Excuse me, you can't just go in there!

Excuse me?

Excuse me. Hi.

Fair enough.

Family, this is Michelle Darnell.

Family? That's a little heavy handed.

Finally, they have a decent guestroom so I can stay over when I get blasted.

Fine, but we gotta get on a schedule if you're gonna be here...

Fine. Fine, let's go to plan B.

First rule of business, pretend to negotiate and then take what you want.

For insider trading and defrauding the Securities Exchange Commission.

For the first time in my life, I'm trying to do the right thing!

For the homies didn't make it and my folks locked down

For trying to sell me out first with Renault so...

For your information, jailbird...

Forget it, Michelle.

Fuck off if you think that you can take

Fuck off, Bryce!

Fuck off, Bryce.

Fuck you, Helen! You fuck you!

Fuck you!

Fucking Tito.

Gals do.

Gayle King ambushed me. You get that segment pulled before it airs.

Get away from there. Come here.

Get me the SEC.

Get out, out of my bed.

Get outta here. Go sell brownies!

Get those hands up!

Get your hands off me.

Get your hands off me.

Girl on girl stuff is really just referring to

Give it up for T Pain!

Give me back what's mine.

Give them empowerment, give them a good sense of self.

Giving up...

Go ahead, go ahead.

Go catch it. Go catch it.

Go for Darnell.

Go fuck yourself.

Go get 'em!

Go grab your backpack, honey.

Go over there. Go over there! Be careful.

Go to hell, Michelle! Go to hell!

God damn it, Helen!

God damn it, Pete.

God damn it.

God, for the last time, you're not a samurai, Ronald.

God, I can't believe I helped you!

God, I need to do more cardio.

God, you keep that shit tight. No!

God, you're the worst.

God. I see why this half of the bed maybe is empty.

God's children are all perfect.

Good decisions.

Good evening. Have a good evening.

Good job.

Good luck earning that!

Good night, Michelle.

Good night!

Good! Darlings!

Got it.

Got twenty bank accounts Accountants count me in

Grandpa Joe... Joe.

Great people, actually.

Great. So, since I have you for a second,

Great. We heard you. Okay.

Guilty as charged.

Guys, it was lovely here.

Ha!

Ha.

Had enough?

Hannah, give me some space.

Has decided I need to go back in for the evening.

Have a good evening, Miss Darnell. Yeah.

Have you not gone to bed yet?

Have you seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre? No.

He has no cell phones, no emails. He leaves no digital trail.

He must have scanned and emailed it a hundred times by now.

He pretended like we didn't know each other.

He seems nice.

He was smelling your hand

He'd be a lot quieter with a penis in his mouth.

He's always playing possum.

He's gotta pay for them, just like everybody else.

He's not getting paid for this.

He's slumped over, asleep. I hope he's asleep.

He's talking too much.

Helen Kreagan.

Helen, we are not trying to poach girls.

Hello, gal. I wasn't into you but I was flattered.

Hello. Hi!

Here we go.

Here.

Hey, do you work at the excuse factory?

Hey, guys! Guys!

Hey, hey. Hey, smile!

Hey, Rach, you know what? Don't go to sleep! Don't go to sleep!

Hey, shit brains!

Hey, suck my dick, Gigantor!

Hey, there!

Hey, there. Hey! How you doing?

Hey, you know what, I went with an old bra tonight, too, so...

Hey!

Hey! This is...

Hey! Yo, Dana! Hey, hey, hey.

Heya, Rachel! Hi. How are you? Hi.

Hi there, Ronald.

Hi, Dana.

Hi, do you have money?

Hi, Helen!

Hi, is there a Claire here?

Hi, Pete. I

Hi, Rachel.

Hi, Raquel!

Hi, Ronald!

Hi!

Hi! I have a message from the new owner of Darnell's Darlings,

Hi! Sorry, baby. Michelle was supposed to pick you up.

Hi! What are you doing?

Hi! Where is Claire?

Hi.

Hi. Do you think maybe we could get two more glasses of the...

Hi. Does Claire Rawlings live here?

Hi. Hello, Claire.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Oh, my God. You look gorgeous.

Hit it!

Hmm. I have to remind you. That seems...

Holy shit!

Holy shit! Son of a bitch!

Holy shit! That is a good brownie.

Holy shit.

Honey or agave nectar?

Honey, why don't you, um, go on inside,

Hoo hoo hoo.

Horrible, horrible feedback from everybody.

How about that?

How about that? I paid a fortune for these.

How could she do that?

How did I get to my success level? What's my secret?

How did you get past the guards?

How do you even know about that?

How does she do it? I want in.

How long has it been since you've had sexual activity?

How to be a good hostess.

How would we even get home?

How you wanted to get your company back.

How'd she survive that?

How'd that taste? Nice.

How's that for a reason?

How's that old ball and chain Pam treatin' ya?

Huh, pretty good stuff, right?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. I did not peg you for a Cumbersnatch.

Huh. I did not peg you for a Cumbersnatch.

I am a mogul, not a cat burglar.

I am a successful businesswoman.

I am actually a demon. I'm a phoenix.

I am?

I apologized. I heard you.

I bet you got here climbing on my back somehow.

I bet you're a great mom.

I bet. I whistle.

I can barely urinate.

I can get in there tonight,

I can get that contract, and I can take our company back.

I can get the contract and I can take back our country.

I can never get enough

I can see your vagina.

I can't believe you two used to date.

I can't believe... Your mom makes these, right?

I can't continue to work here.

I can't have you here.

I can't just leave my job!

I can't tell if you're joking because I did tell you

I can't work for you anymore. I got a new job.

I couldn't have done it without you.

I deserve a raise and a title change.

I did donate it to just the right person.

I did. Whew. Oh, good.

I didn't count how many there were.

I didn't even set that up.

I didn't have a family, or a mom, or a dad.

I didn't know what was in there.

I dinged my pelvis again.

I do a great job.

I do hate this job.

I do know that you've been complaining pretty consistently

I do not like what you did.

I do some sexy stretches. Like...

I do that a lot. Let's go!

I don't feel it, okay? 100% silicone.

I don't get it, Claire. You didn't...

I don't know about yuck.

I don't know if it's gonna fit if you buy it online.

I don't know what I was... You know.

I don't know what was going on there.

I don't know why you would.

I don't know, Chrystal.

I don't know, sweetie. I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. The last time I was here, I was tipsy.

I don't like sucking dicks.

I don't mean yuck. I meant...

I don't need any of it.

I don't need that.

I don't need the pity,

I don't need you and you're gonna be sorry.

I don't need you two weighing me down!

I don't need you.

I don't think I like sassy Claire.

I don't think that's an option.

I don't think that's true.

I don't think that's... Uh, no.

I don't think you can hire a fire marshal.

I don't think you do.

I don't think you know who you're talking to.

I don't wanna do it,

I don't wanna hog it all.

I don't wanna overdo it. Phew.

I don't wanna see your basement!

I dunno what I'm doing. I'm keeping you from dinner with your family.

I feel kind of sweaty and scared.

I feel kind of sweaty and scared.

I find it very difficult to sleep on my own.

I find that exciting, Claire.

I fixed all that for ya.

I forgot how many people ride the L. It's kind of fascinating.

I got 'em! I got 'em!

I got a guy in Shanghai who can make this same box of cookies, 19 cents.

I got a surprise for all of you guys...

I got it! In his desk drawer,

I got knocked up in grad school by my TA.

I got this promotion locked!

I got this, Tito. Okay? You can sit this one out.

I gotta ask you.

I gotta know how much are you selling these boxes for?

I gotta sit down. Yeah.

I guess you would call it my killing sword.

I had Destiny's Child reunite

I had no idea you were still here.

I had to hold a conversation with a new person for 30 minutes...

I handed you your career and I'm the one that made Pam a sales rep!

I have a felon watching my child.

I have a previously scheduled thing.

I have a video of it. Do you wanna see?

I have been talking ad nauseam here.

I have my own business. Yes, she does.

I have no personal stakes in it. It's just business to me.

I have Rachel to think about.

I have to go get coffee. Yeah, you do.

I have to keep my job, Michelle.

I haven't been with another woman since I've been with you.

I heard everything anyways.

I just came to tell you as a courtesy.

I just don't get it.

I just don't think that it's a good time.

I just thought it was wonderful.

I just wanna say what a great first year for the Darnell's Darlings.

I just wanted you to know that I think you're very nice people.

I just...

I know what I'm gonna do.

I know you don't like sushi.

I know.

I know. But his mouth didn't!

I know. I texted her like 500,000 times.

I know. They're fantastic.

I know. You make a good point.

I leave the room for one minute to talk to my landscaper

I like Gordon Lightfoot.

I like it. I think this looks great.

I love it. Why is there not...

I love this sweater.

I love Tito.

I love you!

I made a blinding amount of money on that deal.

I made a good business...

I made myself available for you 24 hours a day

I made the frame at school.

I made you something.

I may have fudged the initial paperwork. You what?

I may have had a little bit of your Scotch last night

I may have tried to preheat that oven,

I may have tried to preheat that oven,

I mean not a cheese found in nature, but cheese adjacent.

I mean, he has smelled many of my parts,

I mean, I don't have a lot of,

I mean, I thought I should give it to you now

I mean, I'm not a doctor, but I have eyes.

I mean, I'm not even sure that you two look alike.

I mean, it's a terrible job.

I mean, look at me, fighting for my life in the yard.

I mean, that horrible bitch would take teeth

I mean, the old one was very uncomfortable and very dangerous.

I mean, they rallied around her. They loved her more.

I mean, this isn't all of it. This is...

I mean, unless she is currently unsupervised. Then you're a horrible mom.

I mean, what is it, anyway?

I need an investor.

I need to get a sitter.

I need you to bust ass into that kitchen

I never got your name.

I never went nowhere

I object to parolees attending our meetings

I object to parolees attending our meetings

I once made love on a pool table

I really am. I do a lot of fantasy role play.

I rented the van. It's on my credit card.

I run your entire organization, Michelle.

I said I was sorry.

I said, Get your tongue out of the picture.

I saw you sniffing around my bakery.

I saw you.

I see a bunch of press.

I see you eyein' those brownies.

I should not be running with a sword!

I should probably pop it with a little sugar.

I shouldn't have cut you out of that Emerson deal.

I shouldn't have given her that picture of us.

I signed that contract with Renault late Friday night.

I sold the company to Renault last night.

I sold you out. And I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.

I sold you out. And I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.

I stand corrected. Do you want some nuts?

I started a chain reaction.

I started to think of you as family.

I stole the guard's keycard. What?

I swear, some of the words were Spanish.

I take one little tip from an insider

I think I do. And I think I want you to fuck off.

I think I kinda lost my friend

I think I should go.

I think I've shattered my pelvis.

I think it's a city appointed position,

I think it's pretty advanced, Claire.

I think it's, Who's on first. What's on second? I Don't Know is on third.

I think maybe we should

I think they were outside smoking.

I think they'd be saying, Claire,

I think we're done. Okay, well...

I think you're gonna be very excited about.

I think you're on my baseball.

I think, you know, I'm not much into labeling.

I think...

I thought I have a great idea

I thought sending you to prison would help,

I thought you were in jail.

I told you you'd regret it.

I took nothing, made it into something

I took the card from the geek.

I took the card from the geek. What the fuck is it?

I took the guard's keycard.

I took the guard's keycard. Oh, fuck me.

I took you in off the street, okay?

I totally...

I try to get better actors, but I just...

I try.

I wanna be in a business.

I wanna remind you I was wounded, I was a little tipsy.

I want her to realize that I have taken it away.

I want the fucking company, Claire.

I want to take what Michelle Darnell has built.

I want you to tell the police that I forced you here by gun.

I was hoping you would say that

I was just trying to help your mom here get ready for her big date.

I was lucky enough to attend a beautiful, lovely elite boarding school,

I was not trying to upset you, Michelle.

I was telling Renault that I'm not willing

I was thinking about having more.

I was trying to be a team player.

I was trying to think of the worst possible scenario on Earth.

I was... Bugs.

I wasn't making an excuse. I was just agreeing that I was a little...

I will cut you in your white meat!

I will follow you, from the front.

I will not be ignored.

I wonder, how should I approach this?

I wondered when you were getting up.

I worked myself silly.

I would know about these press days in the middle of nowhere.

I would love to go to lunch.

I would think a courtesy would be

I would. You know I have a kid to think about, so...

I'd be delighted.

I'd like Executive Assistant.

I'd like to present the new Darnell Darlings' mascot!

I'd run, boys. I'm gonna fuck 'em up.

I'll back you, if this checks out. Just for old times' sake.

I'll do it for you. Thanks, man.

I'll do it.

I'll get one myself.

I'll let you up.

I'll show you in about three drinks.

I'll suck your dick.

I'll suck your dick. What?

I'll take care of the check.

I'll tell you what, I'm gonna design

I'll tell you what, you're gonna regret this.

I'll tell you what.

I'm a little nervous. She's a little bit nervous.

I'm a single mom and I really try to, you know,

I'm already late for work and Rachel's gonna be late for school.

I'm also the only one that thought to bring provisions.

I'm amazed that the United Center is even still standing

I'm an icon. I am not a professional burger.

I'm cutting you loose and sailin' off!

I'm embarrassed. Just...

I'm feeling kind of tingly.

I'm fine!

I'm free tomorrow at 7:30. Bring your A game.

I'm getting light headed. Is there any of that brownie left?

I'm glad you asked me.

I'm going straight to the top.

I'm going to give you a raise so big

I'm going to plan B,

I'm gonna let it go, but Helen's horrible.

I'm gonna miss you, Michelle.

I'm gonna say, Holy shit!

I'm gonna say, it probably doesn't help

I'm gonna shove a box of chocolate clusters up that tight ass of yours.

I'm gonna start my own business, okay?

I'm gonna sue the pants off her. Oh...

I'm gonna take you to school. We're gonna get some new recruits!

I'm guessing there's a safe, could be in the wall.

I'm holding your earrings.

I'm in.

I'm into demons. You are?

I'm kidding! I'm not kidding.

I'm late for my morning ride.

I'm not even wearing the mask.

I'm not hangry, Tito.

I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

I'm one of the owners here.

I'm Pete. I'm security.

I'm pretty sure Michelle has diverticulitis.