A fucking priest? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
A kid goes to Cornell University.
A kid goes to Cornell University. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
A priest in the military. Yeah.
A priest in the military. Yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
A temporary stay of the ban.
A temporary stay of the ban. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
A very dark past. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
About wanting to start a family,
About wanting to start a family, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Actually, I, uh, don't think you're going to be
Actually, I, uh, don't think you're going to be from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Adolf Hitler once said...
Adolf Hitler once said... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Afraid of getting your asses kicked by some old timers?
Afraid of getting your asses kicked by some old timers? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
After they did it, they started to
After they did it, they started to from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
After you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ah. I said I'm not going to do it. (SNIFFLES)
Ah. I said I'm not going to do it. (SNIFFLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ahhh! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ain't nobody gonna mess up this shit.
Ain't nobody gonna mess up this shit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All I do is go from job to job,
All I do is go from job to job, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All right, guys, listen up.
All right, guys, listen up. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All right, guys. This is for Dougie!
All right, guys. This is for Dougie! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All right, I'm going to wait for you outside.
All right, I'm going to wait for you outside. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All right, look, vato, weddings are just overblown parties
All right, look, vato, weddings are just overblown parties from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All right, Tonto. Do you want to see real?
All right, Tonto. Do you want to see real? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All right. I like it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All right. Let's go over some of my packages.
All right. Let's go over some of my packages. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All right. Thanks. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All right. What is happening here?
All right. What is happening here? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All that stress you've been feeling.
All that stress you've been feeling. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All the room stood still. I closed my eyes and I reached out my hand,
All the room stood still. I closed my eyes and I reached out my hand, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All they could see was my eye pupils.
All they could see was my eye pupils. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All things considered, not that bad for a Shotgun Intro.
All things considered, not that bad for a Shotgun Intro. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
All those things that you said about him, those incredible things.
All those things that you said about him, those incredible things. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ALL: (CHANTING) Fletcher! Fletcher! Fletcher!
ALL: (CHANTING) Fletcher! Fletcher! Fletcher! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ALL: (CHANTING) Nadia! Nadia! We got through this already.
ALL: (CHANTING) Nadia! Nadia! We got through this already. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ALL: ♪ It's that time in your life
ALL: ♪ It's that time in your life from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ALL: ♪ Maze! tov! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ALL: ♪ My, my, my, Delilah
ALL: ♪ My, my, my, Delilah from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ALL: ♪ You light that shit up
ALL: ♪ You light that shit up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ALL: Ohh! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ALL: To Dougie! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ALL: Yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Allow me to introduce myself.
Allow me to introduce myself. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Alone? No. I run a very profitable business because of guys like you.
Alone? No. I run a very profitable business because of guys like you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Am I a loser? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
An Army guy that's the best man
An Army guy that's the best man from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And $300 cash. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And a Bible that was signed by Cardinal Enders.
And a Bible that was signed by Cardinal Enders. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And a smile on his face from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And after a while I just figured,
And after a while I just figured, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And as I look at you tonight, Gina,
And as I look at you tonight, Gina, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And by dark, of course I'm referring
And by dark, of course I'm referring from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And chicks dig the uniform shit.
And chicks dig the uniform shit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And don't even get me started on the salad dressing.
And don't even get me started on the salad dressing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And Doug can give me that kind of lifestyle.
And Doug can give me that kind of lifestyle. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And enjoy the cake. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And from there is when I was traveling,
And from there is when I was traveling, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And he ****d a lot of men in there. Yes.
And he ****d a lot of men in there. Yes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And he's giving hopeless angels hope.
And he's giving hopeless angels hope. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And he's giving small, little, black,
And he's giving small, little, black, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And his beautiful new bride.
And his beautiful new bride. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And hunt bullfrogs and...
And hunt bullfrogs and... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I am marrying her. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I don't know, ever since I lost my family,
And I don't know, ever since I lost my family, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I got you something else.
And I got you something else. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I have never met him, okay?
And I have never met him, okay? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I hired him to be my best man
And I hired him to be my best man from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I knew at that moment
And I knew at that moment from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I know that because you've told me
And I know that because you've told me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I look over and I see the bride. She's got his arm, Doug.
And I look over and I see the bride. She's got his arm, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I remember asking him,
And I remember asking him, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I remember squinting because
And I remember squinting because from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I said, well, put the money in the bag.
And I said, well, put the money in the bag. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I see Stu. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I swear it was like slow motion.
And I swear it was like slow motion. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And I wept. But they weren't tears of pain.
And I wept. But they weren't tears of pain. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And if someone asks you who said it,
And if someone asks you who said it, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And if you croak within seven years of said wedding...
And if you croak within seven years of said wedding... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And in all the other pictures,
And in all the other pictures, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And in less than two weeks?
And in less than two weeks? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And in return, I got a soul.
And in return, I got a soul. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And it was so sad, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And let's bring this shit home.
And let's bring this shit home. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And mashed potatoes and vegetable medley.
And mashed potatoes and vegetable medley. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And may God bless whoever else is on this.
And may God bless whoever else is on this. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And on our third date, she said something
And on our third date, she said something from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And preconceived notions that originated in childhood.
And preconceived notions that originated in childhood. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And she doesn't know this yet,
And she doesn't know this yet, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And she was pretty. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And spilled it all over my lap.
And spilled it all over my lap. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And that's the brilliant philosopher, Ira Drysdale.
And that's the brilliant philosopher, Ira Drysdale. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And that's when I knew that we were soul mates.
And that's when I knew that we were soul mates. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And the salad dressing is great,
And the salad dressing is great, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And then one day I ran into her, and it was just different.
And then one day I ran into her, and it was just different. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And then perhaps some dessert.
And then perhaps some dessert. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And then, we ship Father Bic: off to his untimely death.
And then, we ship Father Bic: off to his untimely death. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And this Filipino exchange student.
And this Filipino exchange student. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And we still have so much to do.
And we still have so much to do. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And we're singing to the tune of
And we're singing to the tune of from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And when his parents, Merle and Irene,
And when his parents, Merle and Irene, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And when I finally opened my eyes, I saw Jesus.
And when I finally opened my eyes, I saw Jesus. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And you asked me to pull off a miracle.
And you asked me to pull off a miracle. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And you played the violin until you were 19 years old.
And you played the violin until you were 19 years old. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And you said how pretty you thought
And you said how pretty you thought from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And you'll drop me off back here...
And you'll drop me off back here... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And you're asking me out on a date?
And you're asking me out on a date? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And you're gonna offer him nachos?
And you're gonna offer him nachos? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And you're sure I'll get laid? Yes.
And you're sure I'll get laid? Yes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And your best man's name is Bic Mitchum?
And your best man's name is Bic Mitchum? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And your first dance will be to what song?
And your first dance will be to what song? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And your Party Trick Distractions.
And your Party Trick Distractions. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And, uh, I just want to say
And, uh, I just want to say from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And, uh, I look up, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me.
And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
And, you know, I made the all campus team a couple times in football.
And, you know, I made the all campus team a couple times in football. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Andrew always believed that the one
Andrew always believed that the one from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Andrew calls my cell phone and he says,
Andrew calls my cell phone and he says, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ANDREW: I don't even know what to say, man.
ANDREW: I don't even know what to say, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Any random words. Just be yourself, Doug. You'll be all right.
Any random words. Just be yourself, Doug. You'll be all right. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Anybody! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Anything else, Doug? Yeah. Plunkett's got to be in a wheelchair.
Anything else, Doug? Yeah. Plunkett's got to be in a wheelchair. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you all right, sir? Uh huh.
Are you all right, sir? Uh huh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you familiar with North Dakota?
Are you familiar with North Dakota? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you fucking serious? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you going to chat all night or are you
Are you going to chat all night or are you from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you okay? Yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Are you out of your fucking mind? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you still there, Seth?
Are you still there, Seth? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you sure she's 'the one'?
Are you sure she's 'the one'? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you sure she's worth it?
Are you sure she's worth it? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you sure that you want to go through with this?
Are you sure that you want to go through with this? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Are you sure you can handle going both ways?
Are you sure you can handle going both ways? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Argh! JIMMY: Listen up. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
As a replacement of the shoes
As a replacement of the shoes from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
As fun as the one I paid for.
As fun as the one I paid for. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
As if to say, Everything was going to be okay.
As if to say, Everything was going to be okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
As long as we pass, it doesn't matter how we do it.
As long as we pass, it doesn't matter how we do it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
As you can see by my résumé, I've done tons
As you can see by my résumé, I've done tons from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
As you can see in this picture
As you can see in this picture from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
At A.J. Wilson High School,
At A.J. Wilson High School, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
At Bardonia Community College.
At Bardonia Community College. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
At one point, the only good vein I had was between my toes.
At one point, the only good vein I had was between my toes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
At the time I thought it was a really smart idea.
At the time I thought it was a really smart idea. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Babe, I know you've been really busy,
Babe, I know you've been really busy, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Baby, what is going on with you? (CLEARS THROAT)
Baby, what is going on with you? (CLEARS THROAT) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Back. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Balls. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Baseball. And I love women's basketball.
Baseball. And I love women's basketball. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Be a goddamn man! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Be very gentle with my car. I've seen your car...
Be very gentle with my car. I've seen your car... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because Father McNulty here,
Because Father McNulty here, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because he was my principal at Benjamin Rush.
Because he was my principal at Benjamin Rush. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because I can't go out there and tell the truth.
Because I can't go out there and tell the truth. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because I had no other options.
Because I had no other options. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because I know that you both have found the one.
Because I know that you both have found the one. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because I'm a fucking priest and I can't
Because I'm a fucking priest and I can't from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because I'm calling to see if maybe
Because I'm calling to see if maybe from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because my friend Bic is not a priest.
Because my friend Bic is not a priest. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because she's marrying this amazing guy.
Because she's marrying this amazing guy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because they said when they turned the lights out in the hallway,
Because they said when they turned the lights out in the hallway, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because this is hot, hot, hot! Okay?
Because this is hot, hot, hot! Okay? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because what you're talking about
Because what you're talking about from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because who the fuck knows anybody from North Dakota?
Because who the fuck knows anybody from North Dakota? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because why? He's overseas,
Because why? He's overseas, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because you need Bic. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Because, see, in March... April, I was in the Middle East.
Because, see, in March... April, I was in the Middle East. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bic Mitchum can have whatever the fuck he wants!
Bic Mitchum can have whatever the fuck he wants! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bic Mitchum is actually Father Bic Mitchum.
Bic Mitchum is actually Father Bic Mitchum. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bic? The Bic? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bic. Hey, ladies, what's going on?
Bic. Hey, ladies, what's going on? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Big deal. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bitches, right? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Blow me, kid. Oh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
BOTH: ♪ Near, far... ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
BOTH: Motherfucking Bic Mitchum.
BOTH: Motherfucking Bic Mitchum. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Breathe, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Brentwood? Biltmore. Hal Lane Orchestra.
Brentwood? Biltmore. Hal Lane Orchestra. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bring him to lunch tomorrow. Are you crazy?
Bring him to lunch tomorrow. Are you crazy? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bring him to lunch with you. No!
Bring him to lunch with you. No! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
BRONSTEIN: Doug and I met at Camp Wampacheempi.
BRONSTEIN: Doug and I met at Camp Wampacheempi. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bronstein. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bronstein. ...is Japanese.
Bronstein. ...is Japanese. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bud, are you waiting on me? Yeah. Yes.
Bud, are you waiting on me? Yeah. Yes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Burn this. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Business skyrocketed. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But at least you have Doug. True love conquers all.
But at least you have Doug. True love conquers all. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But he's still with us. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But I am still missing the groomsmen's information.
But I am still missing the groomsmen's information. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But I am willing to make the necessary sacrifice
But I am willing to make the necessary sacrifice from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But I don't know. I think I'd rather speak from the heart.
But I don't know. I think I'd rather speak from the heart. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But I just want to say that you have put on
But I just want to say that you have put on from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But I promised Marci I'd get out of the game.
But I promised Marci I'd get out of the game. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But I think we can all agree that in this shot,
But I think we can all agree that in this shot, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But I was actually calling because
But I was actually calling because from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But I... Tonto. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But I've got to say, they're really good guys.
But I've got to say, they're really good guys. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But it's good to be one of the guys.
But it's good to be one of the guys. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But it's okay. Rest assured,
But it's okay. Rest assured, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But let me say, that was a hell of a tackle for a tenderfoot.
But let me say, that was a hell of a tackle for a tenderfoot. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But nobody here really gives a fuck.
But nobody here really gives a fuck. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But now I can see it's going to upset you. A fucking priest?
But now I can see it's going to upset you. A fucking priest? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But our wedding is in 10 days.
But our wedding is in 10 days. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But she never gave me the time of day.
But she never gave me the time of day. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But she's going to be my wife.
But she's going to be my wife. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But that day when I woke up face down in that snowbank,
But that day when I woke up face down in that snowbank, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But that's not real. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But the article says this will enhance
But the article says this will enhance from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But the doctor says she's going to be fine.
But the doctor says she's going to be fine. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But the Lord says, Don't judgeth upon what happens,
But the Lord says, Don't judgeth upon what happens, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But there's so much going on.
But there's so much going on. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But we wrote you a little ditty. (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
But we wrote you a little ditty. (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But what happens upon what can't be judged.
But what happens upon what can't be judged. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But what I need to know is if you're going to catch the goddamn ball.
But what I need to know is if you're going to catch the goddamn ball. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But you at least look normal.
But you at least look normal. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But you cannot hide a bad dancer.
But you cannot hide a bad dancer. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But you know how guys are.
But you know how guys are. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But, after Father of the Bride came out on DVD and Blu ray,
But, after Father of the Bride came out on DVD and Blu ray, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But, babe, what about you? Who's going to be your best man?
But, babe, what about you? Who's going to be your best man? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
But, see, Andrew's a bit more rational than me.
But, see, Andrew's a bit more rational than me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Bye, sweetie. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Cabo, Cancun, spring break? You've never done anything like that?
Cabo, Cancun, spring break? You've never done anything like that? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Call me Bic, please. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Call me sometime. Maybe we can catch a Dodger game.
Call me sometime. Maybe we can catch a Dodger game. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Can I do my Cockney accent?
Can I do my Cockney accent? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Can I give you the dates?
Can I give you the dates? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Carew, you're a podiatrist in Knoxville.
Carew, you're a podiatrist in Knoxville. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Cheers, my friend. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Chinchillas. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Chris and I, you know, we did stuff together.
Chris and I, you know, we did stuff together. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Christ, somebody just shoot me. I'll be outside.
Christ, somebody just shoot me. I'll be outside. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Clever. No, it wasn't. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Clients sometimes blur that line.
Clients sometimes blur that line. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Climbing the glaciers from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come here, you little shit. Wait!
Come here, you little shit. Wait! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come on, Doug, get up. Good D!
Come on, Doug, get up. Good D! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come on, I'll teach you some basics.
Come on, I'll teach you some basics. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come on, kiss her goodbye.
Come on, kiss her goodbye. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come on, man. You're better than this, Reggie.
Come on, man. You're better than this, Reggie. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come on, we're getting too tired. Up. Yes.
Come on, we're getting too tired. Up. Yes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come on, we've got to go.
Come on, we've got to go. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come on, what are you doing, Lou? LOU: No guts, no glory!
Come on, what are you doing, Lou? LOU: No guts, no glory! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come on, you lead. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come on. Let's go get you married.
Come on. Let's go get you married. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Come on. We've a lot of work to do.
Come on. We've a lot of work to do. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Compliments are for women, questions are for men.
Compliments are for women, questions are for men. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Compliments are for women. Questions are for men.
Compliments are for women. Questions are for men. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Cool fucking pretty that's. (CLICKS TONGUE) Whoa!
Cool fucking pretty that's. (CLICKS TONGUE) Whoa! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Could fall for a yutz like me.
Could fall for a yutz like me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Could like me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Crystal meth. I'm not sure if any of you guys can relate to it.
Crystal meth. I'm not sure if any of you guys can relate to it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Cuss around your family, Doug. Fuck!
Cuss around your family, Doug. Fuck! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Da da da da! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Dad! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Damn it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Damn it. I was going to keep this a surprise, but...
Damn it. I was going to keep this a surprise, but... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Damn. You're trying to smuggle
Damn. You're trying to smuggle from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Decided to make it an MMA blood sport.
Decided to make it an MMA blood sport. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Dickerson, you're a lounge singer from Canada.
Dickerson, you're a lounge singer from Canada. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Did you mean what you said back there?
Did you mean what you said back there? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Did you see their faces? They were smiling.
Did you see their faces? They were smiling. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Did you take one of those pills Plunkett was handing out?
Did you take one of those pills Plunkett was handing out? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Did you touch my dick? Okay, I'm sorry.
Did you touch my dick? Okay, I'm sorry. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Didn't you meet Bic at that... I met Bic?
Didn't you meet Bic at that... I met Bic? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Direct from women's unreasonable fantasies
Direct from women's unreasonable fantasies from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Divorced, no kids. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do I wear a fucking cape? Bic Mitchum?
Do I wear a fucking cape? Bic Mitchum? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do not touch. (LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do that'll okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you have a distraction
Do you have a distraction from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you have any idea what you're asking for?
Do you have any idea what you're asking for? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you have something, maybe, a little less harsh? 'Cause he's like...
Do you have something, maybe, a little less harsh? 'Cause he's like... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you have to hit every single meter, Lou?
Do you have to hit every single meter, Lou? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you like the Dodgers? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you remember how good you felt the first time you did this?
Do you remember how good you felt the first time you did this? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you supinate or pronate? What?
Do you supinate or pronate? What? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you take credit cards? Oh, no, I only take cash.
Do you take credit cards? Oh, no, I only take cash. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you think that each and every single one of them
Do you think that each and every single one of them from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you want some nachos? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you want some weed? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you want to trade? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you, Douglas Ephraim Ben Lazar Menahem Harris,
Do you, Douglas Ephraim Ben Lazar Menahem Harris, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Do you, Gretchen Palmer, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Dodger game is code word for fucking.
Dodger game is code word for fucking. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Does anyone else feel really fucking gay right now?
Does anyone else feel really fucking gay right now? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Does he have three testicles? Yeah, I've got three.
Does he have three testicles? Yeah, I've got three. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Does that mean you don't want my money?
Does that mean you don't want my money? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Does your foot roll inward or outward? Outward.
Does your foot roll inward or outward? Outward. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Don't do that. All right, relax.
Don't do that. All right, relax. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Don't do this here. Don't do that.
Don't do this here. Don't do that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Don't feel bad, Doug. She goes through a can of Aqua Net a day.
Don't feel bad, Doug. She goes through a can of Aqua Net a day. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Don't pin this shit on me. REGGIE: Hey, hey, now.
Don't pin this shit on me. REGGIE: Hey, hey, now. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Don't talk to Jimmy like that.
Don't talk to Jimmy like that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Don't tell policy on child molesting?
Don't tell policy on child molesting? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that.
Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DORIS: Alzado, you're a computer programmer.
DORIS: Alzado, you're a computer programmer. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DORIS: Drysdale, you teach philosophy
DORIS: Drysdale, you teach philosophy from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DORIS: Garvey, you're a botanist.
DORIS: Garvey, you're a botanist. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DORIS: Gentlemen, in these wallets,
DORIS: Gentlemen, in these wallets, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Double check your measurements and perfect your PTD's, guys.
Double check your measurements and perfect your PTD's, guys. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug and I have been through a lot together.
Doug and I have been through a lot together. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug Harris, right? Uh, yeah.
Doug Harris, right? Uh, yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug Harris. You know, Doug Harris.
Doug Harris. You know, Doug Harris. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug is a good guy, he's good family material.
Doug is a good guy, he's good family material. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug is smiling, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug was there waiting for me with a huge hug
Doug was there waiting for me with a huge hug from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug, don't move! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug, get off of me. OTIS: Man, your father in law hates you.
Doug, get off of me. OTIS: Man, your father in law hates you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug, in the future, if somebody asks you something
Doug, in the future, if somebody asks you something from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug, nine days ago, you came to me
Doug, nine days ago, you came to me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug, what are you doing?
Doug, what are you doing? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug, you have to calm down.
Doug, you have to calm down. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: (ON PHONE) Sweetie.
DOUG: (ON PHONE) Sweetie. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: But Bic's still in...
DOUG: But Bic's still in... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Can we discuss the rules again?
DOUG: Can we discuss the rules again? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Fumble! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Get me out of the car.
DOUG: Get me out of the car. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: He's in a wheelchair!
DOUG: He's in a wheelchair! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Hey, Dad. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Hey, there. We've got a bit of a problem.
DOUG: Hey, there. We've got a bit of a problem. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: I, uh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: I'm not strapped in!
DOUG: I'm not strapped in! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: I've got to get to a hospital, guys.
DOUG: I've got to get to a hospital, guys. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Now, is this guy also a pro? Yeah!
DOUG: Now, is this guy also a pro? Yeah! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Oh, he will be. Mom.
DOUG: Oh, he will be. Mom. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Oh, my God. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Right. The how where whats.
DOUG: Right. The how where whats. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Someone help me! Please, God! Please!
DOUG: Someone help me! Please, God! Please! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Stephen! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Stephen! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Use random words. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Where's Lou? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Why are we here? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
DOUG: Your friends are gonna be there.
DOUG: Your friends are gonna be there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug! Doug! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Doug. (GUESTS MURMURING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Douglas, you can hide a fat ass in baggy pants,
Douglas, you can hide a fat ass in baggy pants, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Douglas! Hi! Perfect timing.
Douglas! Hi! Perfect timing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Downtown, Millennium Biltmore.
Downtown, Millennium Biltmore. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Drysdale, set it off. What time is it?
Drysdale, set it off. What time is it? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Dumb? You can't even say Patagonia, you idiot.
Dumb? You can't even say Patagonia, you idiot. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Eat American, but prefer cheddar,
Eat American, but prefer cheddar, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ED: Back on your side, loser.
ED: Back on your side, loser. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ED: I'm going to tear your head off.
ED: I'm going to tear your head off. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ED: Oh, my God! ALISON: Get something!
ED: Oh, my God! ALISON: Get something! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ED: You're such a fucking embarrassment.
ED: You're such a fucking embarrassment. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ed! Let's go with the Très Beau.
Ed! Let's go with the Très Beau. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ed's uncle has a ranch up there.
Ed's uncle has a ranch up there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Eddie. Hey, Eddie, stop. Stop.
Eddie. Hey, Eddie, stop. Stop. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Endo, put it up. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ENDO: Dougie Fresh! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ENDO: I can still see it.
ENDO: I can still see it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ENDO: Oh, he had to lose weight.
ENDO: Oh, he had to lose weight. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ENDO: That's a good question. (ALL AGREEING)
ENDO: That's a good question. (ALL AGREEING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
ENDO: We made it! (ALL CHEERING)
ENDO: We made it! (ALL CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Enhanced in a smoky silver tone.
Enhanced in a smoky silver tone. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ever honeymoon best the be to going is this!
Ever honeymoon best the be to going is this! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Every test that we encounter will be the same, pass or fail.
Every test that we encounter will be the same, pass or fail. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Every time. Every time. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Everybody is thinking, Why in the hell
Everybody is thinking, Why in the hell from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Everything is going to be all right.
Everything is going to be all right. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Except for the fact that you prefer showers to baths,
Except for the fact that you prefer showers to baths, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Excuse me. You got to get going, Jimmy.
Excuse me. You got to get going, Jimmy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Fairy? (GRUNTS) (GUESTS GASPING)
Fairy? (GRUNTS) (GUESTS GASPING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Far sighted or near sighted'? Far sighted.
Far sighted or near sighted'? Far sighted. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Father McNulty? Yes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Father. Okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Favorite sport, Doug? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Feelings are irrelevant in the big con.
Feelings are irrelevant in the big con. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Filling those pews to celebrate some holy matrimony.
Filling those pews to celebrate some holy matrimony. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Finished third on the bar exam,
Finished third on the bar exam, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
FITZGIBBONS: Go, go, go. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
FITZGIBBONS: Gretchen. Yes.
FITZGIBBONS: Gretchen. Yes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
FITZGIBBONS: I just tried to scare him off.
FITZGIBBONS: I just tried to scare him off. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
FITZGIBBONS: Oh, God, 72 just bit me! JIMMY: All right, that's it.
FITZGIBBONS: Oh, God, 72 just bit me! JIMMY: All right, that's it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
FITZGIBBONS: Take his pants off!
FITZGIBBONS: Take his pants off! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
FITZGIBBONS: To the house! Don't pop that shit!
FITZGIBBONS: To the house! Don't pop that shit! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
FITZGIBBONS: You need this, Doug.
FITZGIBBONS: You need this, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Everyone, please,
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Everyone, please, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
For an extra thousand dollars,
For an extra thousand dollars, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
For my law school tuition.
For my law school tuition. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
For one thing, it looks like the entire cast of Goonies
For one thing, it looks like the entire cast of Goonies from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
For the last month rule. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
For the rehearsal dinner as well as the wedding.
For the rehearsal dinner as well as the wedding. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
For your safety, no. I would kind of leave it alone.
For your safety, no. I would kind of leave it alone. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Freshman year? Your roommate?
Freshman year? Your roommate? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
From all that goddamn listening.
From all that goddamn listening. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
From Boyle Heights. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
From having found my path, of course.
From having found my path, of course. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
From pulling off a Golden Tux.
From pulling off a Golden Tux. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
From the moment I met you.
From the moment I met you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Fuck no. That's my sister.
Fuck no. That's my sister. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Fuck this, fellows. Shit just got real.
Fuck this, fellows. Shit just got real. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Fuck you, man! No, Bic can't have these...
Fuck you, man! No, Bic can't have these... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Fuck you! Wait. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Fucking white people. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Garvey's family owns a blank farm.
Garvey's family owns a blank farm. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Gather around. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Get back there! (THUDS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Get him to sing it. Come on, white boy. I'm good, I'm good.
Get him to sing it. Come on, white boy. I'm good, I'm good. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Get up, guys. We're about to give these
Get up, guys. We're about to give these from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Get up. Get your ass up. We're going to be late for brunch.
Get up. Get your ass up. We're going to be late for brunch. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Give me the tablecloth! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Go on, girl. You're good.
Go on, girl. You're good. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Go out here, amuse these old geezers.
Go out here, amuse these old geezers. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
God always wins. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
God created the world in seven days.
God created the world in seven days. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
God damn it, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Going to come up and sing with us?
Going to come up and sing with us? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Good evening. My name is Bic Mitchum,
Good evening. My name is Bic Mitchum, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Good game, kid. That was a hell of a catch.
Good game, kid. That was a hell of a catch. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Good night, Tonto. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Good one! (ALL LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Good. Yeah, real good. You?
Good. Yeah, real good. You? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Got it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Grandma made a full recovery.
Grandma made a full recovery. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Grandma, I've seen your teeth.
Grandma, I've seen your teeth. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GRANDMA: I'm on fire! JIMMY: Oh, my God!
GRANDMA: I'm on fire! JIMMY: Oh, my God! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Gretchen doesn't love me. She never has.
Gretchen doesn't love me. She never has. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Gretchen, how do you like your grandma?
Gretchen, how do you like your grandma? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GRETCHEN: At least Edmundo was able to reschedule
GRETCHEN: At least Edmundo was able to reschedule from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GRETCHEN: But our Wedding's in 10 days.
GRETCHEN: But our Wedding's in 10 days. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GRETCHEN: Honey? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GRETCHEN: Honey. (GASPS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GRETCHEN: I told you guys to be careful.
GRETCHEN: I told you guys to be careful. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GRETCHEN: I'm definitely going to have Alison be my maid of honor.
GRETCHEN: I'm definitely going to have Alison be my maid of honor. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GRETCHEN: No. No, no. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GRETCHEN: Those are the strangest group of guys
GRETCHEN: Those are the strangest group of guys from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GRETCHEN: You motherfuckers!
GRETCHEN: You motherfuckers! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Grew up and became rapists.
Grew up and became rapists. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GROOMSMEN: ls me and my balls.
GROOMSMEN: ls me and my balls. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GUESTS: Aw. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GUESTS: Aw. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GUESTS: Aw. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
GUESTS: Aw. JIMMY: He inspired us all.
GUESTS: Aw. JIMMY: He inspired us all. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Guys, guys, I'm down here. Guys.
Guys, guys, I'm down here. Guys. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Guys, that was so hot. I'm sorry, Doug. It burns!
Guys, that was so hot. I'm sorry, Doug. It burns! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
HAL LANE: Six violins, two violas, two cellos,
HAL LANE: Six violins, two violas, two cellos, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Half the team's coming in for the wedding.
Half the team's coming in for the wedding. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hancock Park, Bel Air, Palisades?
Hancock Park, Bel Air, Palisades? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Happy times and sad. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Harvard. I went to Harvard.
Harvard. I went to Harvard. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Has somebody to be their best man?
Has somebody to be their best man? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Have a nice flight. Ooh! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Have a party trick distraction, do you?
Have a party trick distraction, do you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Have each other's backs out there.
Have each other's backs out there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Have you ever been to a Dodger game?
Have you ever been to a Dodger game? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Have you guys been drinking tonight?
Have you guys been drinking tonight? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He also taught us things from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He goes, I just got engaged.
He goes, I just got engaged. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He had half his brain removed two years ago.
He had half his brain removed two years ago. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He has agreed to step from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He just broke out of a federal fucking prison.
He just broke out of a federal fucking prison. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He knows I'm not Bic Mitchum.
He knows I'm not Bic Mitchum. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He obviously has way too much time on his hands.
He obviously has way too much time on his hands. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He really sounds like a great guy. Who, Reinsdorf?
He really sounds like a great guy. Who, Reinsdorf? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He recently confirmed the number
He recently confirmed the number from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He said it was worth it, though.
He said it was worth it, though. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He said, Well, I was wrong. Her name is Gina Baker.
He said, Well, I was wrong. Her name is Gina Baker. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He told me he, uh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He was an international tax attorney, right?
He was an international tax attorney, right? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He was hit by a car. What?
He was hit by a car. What? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He was in Mary's arms in the nativity scene at St. Michael's.
He was in Mary's arms in the nativity scene at St. Michael's. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He was standing there with a handful of napkins.
He was standing there with a handful of napkins. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He was stealing ladies' hearts since long before we knew him.
He was stealing ladies' hearts since long before we knew him. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He will not be able to officiate the wedding.
He will not be able to officiate the wedding. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He'll be there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He's a buddy of mine from Stanford.
He's a buddy of mine from Stanford. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He's a priest overseas in the military.
He's a priest overseas in the military. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He's going to throw up on the fucking bride.
He's going to throw up on the fucking bride. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He's got a dark past, but when you throw a tux on that son of a bitch,
He's got a dark past, but when you throw a tux on that son of a bitch, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
He's up there making sad angels laugh
He's up there making sad angels laugh from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Headed back to the Middle East.
Headed back to the Middle East. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hell, yeah. I need to eat some meat, man.
Hell, yeah. I need to eat some meat, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hello, Doug. Hi. Great to meet you.
Hello, Doug. Hi. Great to meet you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Help you with all of this?
Help you with all of this? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Help! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Help! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hence, Edmundo. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Her old man hooked me up with this job.
Her old man hooked me up with this job. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Here comes Pupil Jew Jew.
Here comes Pupil Jew Jew. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Here. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Here's a fun fact for you.
Here's a fun fact for you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey Hon? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, can I speak to you for a minute? Like, two seconds.
Hey, can I speak to you for a minute? Like, two seconds. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, come on, we have to hammer out this toast, man.
Hey, come on, we have to hammer out this toast, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, fat ass, we're going to do your sister!
Hey, fat ass, we're going to do your sister! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, hey! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, hey! Lou, knock that shit off, man.
Hey, hey! Lou, knock that shit off, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, hey. Guys, guys. (ALL CONGRATULATING)
Hey, hey. Guys, guys. (ALL CONGRATULATING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, hey. Shut up. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, I'm clocking out. I'm back in the game, baby.
Hey, I'm clocking out. I'm back in the game, baby. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, look at me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, look, O, it's not like this
Hey, look, O, it's not like this from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, that's why we're here. Groom desensitization, okay?
Hey, that's why we're here. Groom desensitization, okay? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, this is bullshit, Jimmy.
Hey, this is bullshit, Jimmy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, uh, do you know where I can find the basement?
Hey, uh, do you know where I can find the basement? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, well, don't celebrate yet.
Hey, well, don't celebrate yet. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, what are you doing, Fitz?
Hey, what are you doing, Fitz? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, what did they say? Is she okay? Is she going to be all right?
Hey, what did they say? Is she okay? Is she going to be all right? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, what has gotten into you this week?
Hey, what has gotten into you this week? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey, you put that down from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey! Hey, you son of a bitch!
Hey! Hey, you son of a bitch! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey. Doug's on line one. Something's wrong.
Hey. Doug's on line one. Something's wrong. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey. Hi. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey. There will be no trading!
Hey. There will be no trading! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey. Who is Jimmy? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hey. You waited all night for me?
Hey. You waited all night for me? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hi, everyone. Hi. I'm Holly Munk.
Hi, everyone. Hi. I'm Holly Munk. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hi! Oh, my God! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hi. I'm Doug. Doug Harris.
Hi. I'm Doug. Doug Harris. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hi. I've got something to say.
Hi. I've got something to say. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hi. Yeah, I guess I do have a few questions. Mmm hmm.
Hi. Yeah, I guess I do have a few questions. Mmm hmm. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hike! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
His family had a wedding planning business
His family had a wedding planning business from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
His friendship came with an instant
His friendship came with an instant from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hola, Eduardo. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Holiday cards, birthday calls,
Holiday cards, birthday calls, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
HOLLY: What, do you think you're too pretty?
HOLLY: What, do you think you're too pretty? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
HOLLY: What, do you think you're too pretty?
HOLLY: What, do you think you're too pretty? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Holy fucking shit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Holy shit! There's a gap in the bridge!
Holy shit! There's a gap in the bridge! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Honey, I thought you saw Bic at the Vatican a couple years ago.
Honey, I thought you saw Bic at the Vatican a couple years ago. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Honey, it's my favorite. Please.
Honey, it's my favorite. Please. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Honey, you know this is difficult for me, too, okay?
Honey, you know this is difficult for me, too, okay? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Honey? Shit, that burns! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How are you doing, Doug? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How are you looking on groomsmen? Not good at all.
How are you looking on groomsmen? Not good at all. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How are you, man? Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How did we meet? Where am I from? What do I do?
How did we meet? Where am I from? What do I do? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How did you like them apples?
How did you like them apples? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How do you know Father McNulty?
How do you know Father McNulty? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How does it feel? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How does that feel? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How have you been, bro? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How is it hanging? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How is that a party trick? That's neither here nor there.
How is that a party trick? That's neither here nor there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How long did we rent the place for'? Sing it!
How long did we rent the place for'? Sing it! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How many weddings do you think were in the US last year?
How many weddings do you think were in the US last year? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How this guy saved me in a barroom brawl one time.
How this guy saved me in a barroom brawl one time. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
How we climbed the Himalayas, how we fished for sharks,
How we climbed the Himalayas, how we fished for sharks, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hurry up, Lou. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Hut! (YELLING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I actually don't even know their real last names.
I actually don't even know their real last names. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I am looking for a best man.
I am looking for a best man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I am marrying a girl who, all my life,
I am marrying a girl who, all my life, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I am so, so sorry. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I am still missing the groomsmen's information.
I am still missing the groomsmen's information. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I asked them if they wanted nachos.
I asked them if they wanted nachos. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I attend your wedding for the full day.
I attend your wedding for the full day. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I barely knew the kid. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can do it, too. Stop. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can honestly say that I've never had a friend
I can honestly say that I've never had a friend from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can offer you the Algonquin Ranch.
I can offer you the Algonquin Ranch. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can't be there on Saturday.
I can't be there on Saturday. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can't breathe. Mister, are you okay?
I can't breathe. Mister, are you okay? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can't do that because, um,
I can't do that because, um, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can't feel my fucking legs!
I can't feel my fucking legs! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can't go back to jail! I'm tired of fucking dudes!
I can't go back to jail! I'm tired of fucking dudes! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can't guarantee that, but I'm quite sure that they will want you.
I can't guarantee that, but I'm quite sure that they will want you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can't keep anything down. I keep losing weight. I just...
I can't keep anything down. I keep losing weight. I just... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I can't swim! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I checked the 10 day forecast.
I checked the 10 day forecast. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I could have moved there, right?
I could have moved there, right? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I could read the part of Rose.
I could read the part of Rose. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I couldn't believe it. But she's not the one, Jimmy.
I couldn't believe it. But she's not the one, Jimmy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I couldn't see a thing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I cried as if they were my own.
I cried as if they were my own. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I didn't even know who I was.
I didn't even know who I was. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I didn't know where I was.
I didn't know where I was. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I didn't say it was going to rain. (GRUNTS)
I didn't say it was going to rain. (GRUNTS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I didn't shoot him. I shot up. That dog is dead.
I didn't shoot him. I shot up. That dog is dead. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I didn't teach you that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I do. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I do. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't have a sister. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't have any cash. I only have credit.
I don't have any cash. I only have credit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't have the ball! (SCREAMING)
I don't have the ball! (SCREAMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't know about the Lord.
I don't know about the Lord. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't know. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't love her, either.
I don't love her, either. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't need this kind of pressure, man.
I don't need this kind of pressure, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't see nothing in the package about it.
I don't see nothing in the package about it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't think so, Pops. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't understand why they do these things
I don't understand why they do these things from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't want it. Take it.
I don't want it. Take it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I don't want to be that guy.
I don't want to be that guy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I expect... No, I demand perfection.
I expect... No, I demand perfection. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I feel like we're not at that level.
I feel like we're not at that level. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I feel terrible. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I got a bad feeling about this flight.
I got a bad feeling about this flight. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I got a two way call from the big fellow himself.
I got a two way call from the big fellow himself. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I got it. There it goes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I got to do a whole lot more in a lot less time.
I got to do a whole lot more in a lot less time. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I got to go find you some damn friends.
I got to go find you some damn friends. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I got to talk. We got to talk.
I got to talk. We got to talk. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I got to, uh, hit the office tomorrow. I'm sorry.
I got to, uh, hit the office tomorrow. I'm sorry. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I got your back, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I gotta say, it feels really good
I gotta say, it feels really good from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I had seen her a couple of times,
I had seen her a couple of times, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I had to promise to fix the kitchen cabinets to get her to calm down.
I had to promise to fix the kitchen cabinets to get her to calm down. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I hate this stuff. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I have a nice job, I have a real nice business.
I have a nice job, I have a real nice business. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I have everything under control
I have everything under control from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I have to go, buddy. No! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I have to say, all these guys seem a little off,
I have to say, all these guys seem a little off, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I have to say, I learned from the master.
I have to say, I learned from the master. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I haven't slept in months.
I haven't slept in months. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I heard Doug enjoys that. What?
I heard Doug enjoys that. What? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I hope your dick gets chopped off.
I hope your dick gets chopped off. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I just don't understand why you continue to say this stupid shit.
I just don't understand why you continue to say this stupid shit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I just feel like there's not enough time.
I just feel like there's not enough time. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I just feel really good about everything.
I just feel really good about everything. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I just hope it all goes smoothly.
I just hope it all goes smoothly. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I just need a wall. No, no, no!
I just need a wall. No, no, no! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I just want her to be happy.
I just want her to be happy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I just want you to remember that this is a business relationship.
I just want you to remember that this is a business relationship. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I knew someone would get hurt. Look at this.
I knew someone would get hurt. Look at this. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I knew you were full of shit
I knew you were full of shit from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I know a place that has great burritos.
I know a place that has great burritos. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I know at this moment from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I know that I can throw you the ball.
I know that I can throw you the ball. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I know that you're faster than Big Ed.
I know that you're faster than Big Ed. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I know we agreed to the whole no making love
I know we agreed to the whole no making love from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I know you can't understand any of this.
I know you can't understand any of this. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I know. Maybe we could take one night off.
I know. Maybe we could take one night off. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I know. Maybe we could take one night off.
I know. Maybe we could take one night off. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I like that. And I got your back, too.
I like that. And I got your back, too. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I like you, man. I think you're a great guy.
I like you, man. I think you're a great guy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I lived on four different continents.
I lived on four different continents. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I love my fiancée, I love my fiancée.
I love my fiancée, I love my fiancée. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I love the idea that a girl who looks that hot
I love the idea that a girl who looks that hot from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I love this girl. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I love you. Thank you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I mean, actually, terrified. Like, Wah! What is that?
I mean, actually, terrified. Like, Wah! What is that? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I mean, can't your best man
I mean, can't your best man from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I mean, I didn't invite you to my wedding.
I mean, I didn't invite you to my wedding. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I mean, I had no idea. (ENGINE STARTS)
I mean, I had no idea. (ENGINE STARTS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I mean, no one can fight over that.
I mean, no one can fight over that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I mean, that was the 9th grade field trip.
I mean, that was the 9th grade field trip. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I mean, the key to relationships
I mean, the key to relationships from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I mean, there's a striking resemblance, isn't it?
I mean, there's a striking resemblance, isn't it? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I mean, when you really listen to the words.
I mean, when you really listen to the words. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I mean, you hardly even know me.
I mean, you hardly even know me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I need liquids! JIMMY: Get back!
I need liquids! JIMMY: Get back! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I need seven. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I need you to take your seats.
I need you to take your seats. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I never expected from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I never expected the Jimmy Callahan
I never expected the Jimmy Callahan from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I never heard of him. Her family's priest.
I never heard of him. Her family's priest. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I never really had anyone to go with.
I never really had anyone to go with. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I never said. North Dakota.
I never said. North Dakota. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I never would have thought would have looked at me twice.
I never would have thought would have looked at me twice. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I now pronounce you husband and wife. (CHUCKLES)
I now pronounce you husband and wife. (CHUCKLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I overheard the two of you talking, okay?
I overheard the two of you talking, okay? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I provide best man services for guys
I provide best man services for guys from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I remember one time when these kids took my lunch
I remember one time when these kids took my lunch from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I remember when we watched Girl with a Pearl Earring,
I remember when we watched Girl with a Pearl Earring, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I said I got it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I said, Stay your ass away from Plunkett. Didn't I tell you that?
I said, Stay your ass away from Plunkett. Didn't I tell you that? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech.
I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I should have charged you more.
I should have charged you more. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I should just call it off. No! These guys are great, man.
I should just call it off. No! These guys are great, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I still can't believe they actually bought all that
I still can't believe they actually bought all that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I still think they're losers.
I still think they're losers. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I suggest you get your head back in the game.
I suggest you get your head back in the game. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I swear to God... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I think I made a terrible mistake.
I think I made a terrible mistake. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I think I'm in over my head, Doug. No, no.
I think I'm in over my head, Doug. No, no. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I think that's quite the invitation, Ed,
I think that's quite the invitation, Ed, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I think that's right. That's what it says?
I think that's right. That's what it says? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I think you have said something about him.
I think you have said something about him. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I think you said, Red hot pussy seltzer.
I think you said, Red hot pussy seltzer. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I thought it would make me look cool.
I thought it would make me look cool. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I thought maybe we'd have a little ice cream
I thought maybe we'd have a little ice cream from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I thought they wanted nachos.
I thought they wanted nachos. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I thought you said you was a vegan.
I thought you said you was a vegan. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I thought you were just a nerd fan.
I thought you were just a nerd fan. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I told him he was going to crush ass.
I told him he was going to crush ass. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I told you I need you to drive.
I told you I need you to drive. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I told you I've been working on the talking backwards thing.
I told you I've been working on the talking backwards thing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I tried. (SHOUTING IN SPANISH)
I tried. (SHOUTING IN SPANISH) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I trust you, you're not gonna do it. Don't trust me!
I trust you, you're not gonna do it. Don't trust me! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I want him to help us decide on all these fun things.
I want him to help us decide on all these fun things. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I want my real life to be
I want my real life to be from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I want to do all of that shit, but I can't.
I want to do all of that shit, but I can't. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I want to introduce you to Dirty Eddie Sanchez.
I want to introduce you to Dirty Eddie Sanchez. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I want to propose a toast.
I want to propose a toast. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I wanted to keep it a surprise.
I wanted to keep it a surprise. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I wanted to quit grad school
I wanted to quit grad school from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I was a bit surprised when I met your groomsmen.
I was a bit surprised when I met your groomsmen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I was an all conference nose tackle.
I was an all conference nose tackle. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I was being blinded by this bright light.
I was being blinded by this bright light. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I was bullied quite often.
I was bullied quite often. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I was covered in sloppy Joe
I was covered in sloppy Joe from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I was in the zone, baby. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I was just telling Papa Bear here
I was just telling Papa Bear here from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I was just working so much. I was working too much.
I was just working so much. I was working too much. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I was nervous. I was probably just as nervous as he was.
I was nervous. I was probably just as nervous as he was. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I was thinking about what you asked me the other day about Gretchen.
I was thinking about what you asked me the other day about Gretchen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I went to 13 different schools by the eighth grade.
I went to 13 different schools by the eighth grade. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I will cut you! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I wish you would have called before. My place is a pig sty.
I wish you would have called before. My place is a pig sty. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I would love for you to meet all my friends.
I would love for you to meet all my friends. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I would pay money from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I, uh, know we haven't spoken in a while
I, uh, know we haven't spoken in a while from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I, uh, told her that I have a best man lined up.
I, uh, told her that I have a best man lined up. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I, uh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I, uh... I feel just awful.
I, uh... I feel just awful. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I, um... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'd love for him to be caught up on all this.
I'd love for him to be caught up on all this. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'll be back with the croutons.
I'll be back with the croutons. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'll be the first to say that we underestimated
I'll be the first to say that we underestimated from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'll call Marci myself. Is that what you want me to do?
I'll call Marci myself. Is that what you want me to do? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'll murder your family! Turn it off. (CRYING)
I'll murder your family! Turn it off. (CRYING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'll murder your family! Turn it off. (CRYING)
I'll murder your family! Turn it off. (CRYING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'll tell her about Kokomo.
I'll tell her about Kokomo. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'll throw you a bachelor party to your liking.
I'll throw you a bachelor party to your liking. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm 6'4. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm 6'4. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm a doctor. What type? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm a lounge singer myself up there in Canada.
I'm a lounge singer myself up there in Canada. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm about to get married to this great girl, Gretchen.
I'm about to get married to this great girl, Gretchen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm actually okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm an apprentice. I just take care of the van
I'm an apprentice. I just take care of the van from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm Bic. Where's the pussy at? What?
I'm Bic. Where's the pussy at? What? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm dead. (STAMMERS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm dying to finally meet all your friends.
I'm dying to finally meet all your friends. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm fine. I'm fine. BRIDESMAID: Oh, my God.
I'm fine. I'm fine. BRIDESMAID: Oh, my God. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm fucking with you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm getting a little nauseous, man. What?
I'm getting a little nauseous, man. What? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm getting married, bud. Wow! That's amazing. Congratulations.
I'm getting married, bud. Wow! That's amazing. Congratulations. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm going to go out here and I'm going to make my toast,
I'm going to go out here and I'm going to make my toast, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm going to need a deposit.
I'm going to need a deposit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm going to take some. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm just an employee with a job to do. I get it.
I'm just an employee with a job to do. I get it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm just going to have to move, anyway. What's the point?
I'm just going to have to move, anyway. What's the point? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm just going to... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm just happy the big day's finally here, to be honest with you.
I'm just happy the big day's finally here, to be honest with you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm just happy to (STUTTERS) be here.
I'm just happy to (STUTTERS) be here. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm late, man. God damn it.
I'm late, man. God damn it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm late. Come on, get in the car.
I'm late. Come on, get in the car. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm like an angel. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm not dancing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm not looking for a friend.
I'm not looking for a friend. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm not playing the Look, Jimmy game.
I'm not playing the Look, Jimmy game. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm not sure I know what you mean by that.
I'm not sure I know what you mean by that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm not sure I understand what you're implying.
I'm not sure I understand what you're implying. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm only 15! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm only there when you need me to be. (DOOR OPENS)
I'm only there when you need me to be. (DOOR OPENS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm proud of you, Doug. I really am. Well, thank you, sir.
I'm proud of you, Doug. I really am. Well, thank you, sir. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm really inspired by black, American soul singers.
I'm really inspired by black, American soul singers. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm serious, man. You got the real deal tonight.
I'm serious, man. You got the real deal tonight. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm sick of driving. I want in.
I'm sick of driving. I want in. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm so sorry. It's okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm sorry. I dropped a line.
I'm sorry. I dropped a line. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm sorry. Uh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm sorry. What did you just ask them?
I'm sorry. What did you just ask them? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm supposed to crush ass.
I'm supposed to crush ass. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm the head bridesmaid. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm thinking to myself how insane what we're doing is.
I'm thinking to myself how insane what we're doing is. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I'm your new best man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've actually got some really great news.
I've actually got some really great news. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've always wanted to make one of my own.
I've always wanted to make one of my own. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've been eating Cinnabon for breakfast,
I've been eating Cinnabon for breakfast, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've been on a bullet train ever since I proposed.
I've been on a bullet train ever since I proposed. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've delivered many sermons,
I've delivered many sermons, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've ever seen in my life.
I've ever seen in my life. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've got some really important people waiting on us.
I've got some really important people waiting on us. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've got the ball! I've got the ball!
I've got the ball! I've got the ball! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've gotta go. It was really great getting to know you.
I've gotta go. It was really great getting to know you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've never done a goddamn whole family.
I've never done a goddamn whole family. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
I've never heard of Henderson.
I've never heard of Henderson. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If I end up doing a Golden Tux for you,
If I end up doing a Golden Tux for you, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If I were to ask you something about Bic
If I were to ask you something about Bic from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If our true match exists somewhere,
If our true match exists somewhere, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If we know nothing else, we can tread enough water
If we know nothing else, we can tread enough water from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If you could pick your favorite superhero, who would it be?
If you could pick your favorite superhero, who would it be? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If you ever found a woman crazy enough to marry you,
If you ever found a woman crazy enough to marry you, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If you feel you have reached this recording in error,
If you feel you have reached this recording in error, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If you get backed in a corner and you don't know what to do,
If you get backed in a corner and you don't know what to do, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If you were, there would be big screen TVs,
If you were, there would be big screen TVs, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
If you're looking for a basic Single Wing Ringman,
If you're looking for a basic Single Wing Ringman, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
In April I was in the Middle East. Muffin juice.
In April I was in the Middle East. Muffin juice. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
In Baton Rouge. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
In mysterious ways. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
In one week, Bic will be on a plane
In one week, Bic will be on a plane from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
In the ass! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
In the middle of traffic. It's annoying.
In the middle of traffic. It's annoying. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
In the wheelchair, that's Plunkett.
In the wheelchair, that's Plunkett. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Instead of being some guy that works out of a renovated fucking closet?
Instead of being some guy that works out of a renovated fucking closet? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is a Single Wing Ringman thing.
Is a Single Wing Ringman thing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is being honest, you know?
Is being honest, you know? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is it too tangy? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is Pas Man a superhero? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is that a dog? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is that a dog? You can't have a dog on the plane.
Is that a dog? You can't have a dog on the plane. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is that Boyz ll Men? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is that your girl? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is that, uh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is this a large wedding or a small wedding?
Is this a large wedding or a small wedding? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Is what we joke about around here.
Is what we joke about around here. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Isn't he a priest or something?
Isn't he a priest or something? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Isn't how you feel about someone else.
Isn't how you feel about someone else. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Isn't this so much more fun than sucking my dick?
Isn't this so much more fun than sucking my dick? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Isn't Tom Jones white? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It becomes a permanent part of your memory.
It becomes a permanent part of your memory. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It doesn't get any better than this, boys.
It doesn't get any better than this, boys. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It doesn't get any better than this, boys.
It doesn't get any better than this, boys. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It doesn't mean that we're going to be best friends.
It doesn't mean that we're going to be best friends. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It doesn't mean that we're not going to have a good time, Doug.
It doesn't mean that we're not going to have a good time, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It feels like we don't know each other that well. You know?
It feels like we don't know each other that well. You know? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It feels so scruffy and wet.
It feels so scruffy and wet. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It is my job to make you look good on your wedding day.
It is my job to make you look good on your wedding day. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It must have had a heart attack.
It must have had a heart attack. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It really is. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It said monologue. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It was an act of desperation.
It was an act of desperation. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It was Doug who helped me pay
It was Doug who helped me pay from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It was great getting to know you, too.
It was great getting to know you, too. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It was... It was, uh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's a myth. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's a one way street! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's a pleasure finally meeting the love of Doug's life.
It's a pleasure finally meeting the love of Doug's life. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's a tag name. Military code.
It's a tag name. Military code. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's about how they make you feel about yourself.
It's about how they make you feel about yourself. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's about you having a good goddamn time, man.
It's about you having a good goddamn time, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's all about making her happy, Doug. All right?
It's all about making her happy, Doug. All right? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's an amateur move, but it's common.
It's an amateur move, but it's common. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's an inferno! JIMMY: Holy shit!
It's an inferno! JIMMY: Holy shit! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's been a long time. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's Bic. Bic Mitchum. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's called a unicorn. It doesn't mean I can get you one.
It's called a unicorn. It doesn't mean I can get you one. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's called loyalty. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's exciting. Your friends are gonna be there.
It's exciting. Your friends are gonna be there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's game time! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's going to be incredible.
It's going to be incredible. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's going to be like shooting fish in a barrel.
It's going to be like shooting fish in a barrel. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's good to meet you guys. So, please stay
It's good to meet you guys. So, please stay from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's great to finally meet you.
It's great to finally meet you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's interesting. Do they have a don't ask,
It's interesting. Do they have a don't ask, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's like a band playing their most popular song.
It's like a band playing their most popular song. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's making it worse! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's not an exit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's not on the pamphlet.
It's not on the pamphlet. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's not working! DOUG: Get it off!
It's not working! DOUG: Get it off! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's our goal in life to find her.
It's our goal in life to find her. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's Patagonia. Padronia.
It's Patagonia. Padronia. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's showtime. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's that simple, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
It's you! Look at you. Come on.
It's you! Look at you. Come on. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
******* angels with a face full of corn
******* angels with a face full of corn from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Jill Abromowitz, freshman year.
Jill Abromowitz, freshman year. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Jimmy is actually a tag. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Jimmy, can I talk to you for a second?
Jimmy, can I talk to you for a second? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Jimmy, go die in a fire! I hate you.
Jimmy, go die in a fire! I hate you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: All right. Did you, uh...
JIMMY: All right. Did you, uh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Chop block! That's a chop block!
JIMMY: Chop block! That's a chop block! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Everybody, chill out! Put the bottles down,
JIMMY: Everybody, chill out! Put the bottles down, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Help him out, guys. You got it?
JIMMY: Help him out, guys. You got it? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: It's called a dry run. I do it with all my grooms.
JIMMY: It's called a dry run. I do it with all my grooms. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Let's go, let's go, let's go!
JIMMY: Let's go, let's go, let's go! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Lick that nutty butter!
JIMMY: Lick that nutty butter! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Look at us. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: No, sir. (ALL DISAGREEING)
JIMMY: No, sir. (ALL DISAGREEING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: No. This guy is not a professional.
JIMMY: No. This guy is not a professional. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Oh, my God! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Oh, shit! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Oh, shit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Shit, for another 100 bucks, I'll throw in
JIMMY: Shit, for another 100 bucks, I'll throw in from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Shush! Shut up. You talk too much.
JIMMY: Shush! Shut up. You talk too much. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: So, I get a call out of nowhere, a guy I went to school with.
JIMMY: So, I get a call out of nowhere, a guy I went to school with. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Stop it, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Stop it, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: This way, Doug! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: What are you talking about?
JIMMY: What are you talking about? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: Where's the alcohol? Somebody give me the alcohol!
JIMMY: Where's the alcohol? Somebody give me the alcohol! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
JIMMY: You're going to get through this, man.
JIMMY: You're going to get through this, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Job? What job? Washing the damn van?
Job? What job? Washing the damn van? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Jumping out of a plane at 10,000 feet. (GUESTS EXCLAIMING)
Jumping out of a plane at 10,000 feet. (GUESTS EXCLAIMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Just five short years ago,
Just five short years ago, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Just follow me. I really don't get it.
Just follow me. I really don't get it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Just for one night. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Just keep your eye on the ball, you little fucker.
Just keep your eye on the ball, you little fucker. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Just make sure the bride and her mother are happy.
Just make sure the bride and her mother are happy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Just prepping for a little bit of this.
Just prepping for a little bit of this. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Just tell Marci that you'll do the kitchen cabinets on Sunday.
Just tell Marci that you'll do the kitchen cabinets on Sunday. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Keep going! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
KIP: That's pretty fucking cool.
KIP: That's pretty fucking cool. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Kitchen cabinets. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Knock her back loose. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Lean on Me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Let alone agree to marry me.
Let alone agree to marry me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Let me show you what type of service it can do.
Let me show you what type of service it can do. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Let's get to work. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Let's go make some fucking history, huh? (GROOMSMEN CHEERING)
Let's go make some fucking history, huh? (GROOMSMEN CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Let's go, bitch. Come on. I'm coming.
Let's go, bitch. Come on. I'm coming. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Let's go, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Let's start with the first time you saw her.
Let's start with the first time you saw her. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Let's, uh, get back out there, huh? Yeah.
Let's, uh, get back out there, huh? Yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Light bulb. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Like you setting my grandmother on fire. Oh.
Like you setting my grandmother on fire. Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Like yourself who lack in such areas.
Like yourself who lack in such areas. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Like, From across the room, she looked at me
Like, From across the room, she looked at me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Listen to me. He is your best man
Listen to me. He is your best man from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Listen, I will throw it to you and you're going to catch it. Okay?
Listen, I will throw it to you and you're going to catch it. Okay? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Listen, Menudo, first you tell me
Listen, Menudo, first you tell me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Listen! Right now, we are back in the game.
Listen! Right now, we are back in the game. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Listen. Let's just keep it fun, fellows, all right?
Listen. Let's just keep it fun, fellows, all right? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Look at him! What do you think cheese is going to do to him?
Look at him! What do you think cheese is going to do to him? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Look out! BRONSTEIN: Stop the car!
Look out! BRONSTEIN: Stop the car! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Look, Jimmy, come on. No, don't Look, Jimmy me.
Look, Jimmy, come on. No, don't Look, Jimmy me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Loser? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Losers? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Lou, watch the Buick on your right!
Lou, watch the Buick on your right! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Lou, you have to pull the fucking car over.
Lou, you have to pull the fucking car over. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
LOU: Fuck off. Okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
LOU: Yeah! Suck on this, copper.
LOU: Yeah! Suck on this, copper. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Love you, Dougie! HOLLY: Calm down.
Love you, Dougie! HOLLY: Calm down. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ls everyone out of the office?
Ls everyone out of the office? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ls everything okay? What's the matter with you?
Ls everything okay? What's the matter with you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Lunch, and dinner for the past six months.
Lunch, and dinner for the past six months. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
LURCH: Fumble! KIP: Fumble!
LURCH: Fumble! KIP: Fumble! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
LURCH: I hate you, Lou! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
LURCH: This is Marci's father's van.
LURCH: This is Marci's father's van. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
LURCH: We're all going to die!
LURCH: We're all going to die! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
LURCH: Whoa. Easy there. That's going to be your dad.
LURCH: Whoa. Easy there. That's going to be your dad. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
LURCH: You're going the wrong way, Lou!
LURCH: You're going the wrong way, Lou! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
MAN 1: I don't know what to say, Doug.
MAN 1: I don't know what to say, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Man, did you see the beautiful titties on that girl back there?
Man, did you see the beautiful titties on that girl back there? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Man, don't worry about it.
Man, don't worry about it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
March. March? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
MARCI: Hurry up and finish the van. I'm hungry.
MARCI: Hurry up and finish the van. I'm hungry. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
MARCI: Lurch, where are you?
MARCI: Lurch, where are you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
MARCI: Where the heck did you put the salad dressing,
MARCI: Where the heck did you put the salad dressing, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
May I help you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Maybe I just want someone to grab a beer with,
Maybe I just want someone to grab a beer with, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Maybe you can, or can't. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Maybe you just want to look into it. (LINE DISCONNECTS)
Maybe you just want to look into it. (LINE DISCONNECTS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Me? With Jimmy Callahan? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Military code? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mitchum. Bic Mitchum. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mmm hmm. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mmm mmm mmm. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mmm. I'll drink to that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mmm. That's a great question.
Mmm. That's a great question. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mom and I narrowed it down
Mom and I narrowed it down from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mom! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Months three for that saying been
Months three for that saying been from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Most romantic honeymoon destination.
Most romantic honeymoon destination. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Motherfucking Bic Mitchum. Motherfucking... (EXCLAIMS)
Motherfucking Bic Mitchum. Motherfucking... (EXCLAIMS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mr. and Mrs. Harris. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mr. Drysdale, Mr. Alzado, Mr. Dickerson?
Mr. Drysdale, Mr. Alzado, Mr. Dickerson? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mr. Garvey, Mr. Plunkett, Mr. Carew,
Mr. Garvey, Mr. Plunkett, Mr. Carew, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mr. Palmer, I'll take care of this.
Mr. Palmer, I'll take care of this. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mrs. Harris, can I talk to you for a second? I'll get the thing.
Mrs. Harris, can I talk to you for a second? I'll get the thing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Mrs. Palmer, I see where Gretchen gets her
Mrs. Palmer, I see where Gretchen gets her from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Muffin juice. After that is when I was training.
Muffin juice. After that is when I was training. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My best friend, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My family priest is a goddamn pervert.
My family priest is a goddamn pervert. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My friends are all gonna be there.
My friends are all gonna be there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My mom isn't paying you to talk
My mom isn't paying you to talk from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My mom said, One day, they would come in handy.
My mom said, One day, they would come in handy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My name is Bic and I got the dick. (INHALES SHARPLY)
My name is Bic and I got the dick. (INHALES SHARPLY) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My name is Bic Mitchum. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My name is Hobie Plunkett and I collect...
My name is Hobie Plunkett and I collect... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My name is Kip Loyola. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My name is Kip Loyola. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
My, this has been a long time coming, hasn't it?
My, this has been a long time coming, hasn't it? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nachos? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nadia, do not give me a fletcher.
Nadia, do not give me a fletcher. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nadia, you don't have to do this.
Nadia, you don't have to do this. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nadia. No! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nah, I realized that soon after.
Nah, I realized that soon after. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Naturally, I go, Great. Congratulations.
Naturally, I go, Great. Congratulations. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Navigating the rapids of Colorado.
Navigating the rapids of Colorado. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Never did I think she would like me,
Never did I think she would like me, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nice rond de jambe. Thanks.
Nice rond de jambe. Thanks. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nice. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nine days ago, I didn't think a Golden Tux was possible.
Nine days ago, I didn't think a Golden Tux was possible. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No address, no phone number.
No address, no phone number. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No mas. He's one of us. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No one's ever asked me to pull off a Golden Tux.
No one's ever asked me to pull off a Golden Tux. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No shit, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, get in my car. Come on.
No, get in my car. Come on. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, he's not, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, I don't feel that way. What about that...
No, I don't feel that way. What about that... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, I don't want to lead.
No, I don't want to lead. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, I mean, how do you like her? Medium, well done?
No, I mean, how do you like her? Medium, well done? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, I've never heard of Bic Mitchum.
No, I've never heard of Bic Mitchum. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, it was just a cab. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, it's not. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, late before I came. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, man, it's exotic pets, you dumb motherfucker.
No, man, it's exotic pets, you dumb motherfucker. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, my name. I'm assuming you made up a name for me. What is it?
No, my name. I'm assuming you made up a name for me. What is it? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, no, I'm good. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, no, it's not like that.
No, no, it's not like that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, that can't be taught. You're born with that.
No, that can't be taught. You're born with that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, that's bullshit, Doug.
No, that's bullshit, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, there isn't. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, they passed away several years ago. That's perfect.
No, they passed away several years ago. That's perfect. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No, we all made a pact. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No! No peanut butter! (DOG BARKING)
No! No peanut butter! (DOG BARKING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No! No. No, I can't. Why are you yelling?
No! No. No, I can't. Why are you yelling? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No! Take my hand. I'll pull you in.
No! Take my hand. I'll pull you in. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No! You take it back. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. But there's a name for it.
No. But there's a name for it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. Gretchen said... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. No, not that, per se.
No. No, not that, per se. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. No, that's Len Brophy. I'm the other one.
No. No, that's Len Brophy. I'm the other one. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. Nobody does. What do I do?
No. Nobody does. What do I do? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. We definitely didn't. Oh.
No. We definitely didn't. Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. You have to get a new party trick.
No. You have to get a new party trick. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
No. You're going to be there. Do you hear me?
No. You're going to be there. Do you hear me? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nobody needs Jimmy, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nobody wanted to take advice from a Mexican kid
Nobody wanted to take advice from a Mexican kid from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Nod and smile. All right? Let's go.
Nod and smile. All right? Let's go. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
None of this is real. (GUESTS GASPING)
None of this is real. (GUESTS GASPING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Not even a little bit? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Not good as in you need one or two?
Not good as in you need one or two? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Not hitting on the bridesmaids?
Not hitting on the bridesmaids? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Not that bad? I just set Gretchen's grandmother on fire.
Not that bad? I just set Gretchen's grandmother on fire. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Now you tell me Father McNulty has disappeared.
Now you tell me Father McNulty has disappeared. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Now, Doug, I gotta be honest with you, man.
Now, Doug, I gotta be honest with you, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Now, I don't want you to think that I'm some sort of schmuck
Now, I don't want you to think that I'm some sort of schmuck from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Now, I know none of this is real,
Now, I know none of this is real, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Now, I need you to get comfortable
Now, I need you to get comfortable from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Now, if you've got real problems,
Now, if you've got real problems, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Now, Jimmy, we have less than a week
Now, Jimmy, we have less than a week from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Now, that includes everything in the Bronze Bow Tie
Now, that includes everything in the Bronze Bow Tie from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Now? Yes, now. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Of a way to alleviate from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Of Father O'Brien. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Of Patagonia. Hmm. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Of real friends the average American has.
Of real friends the average American has. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, boy, that's right. Because you left in March.
Oh, boy, that's right. Because you left in March. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, come on. Bring Bic. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, come on. Bring Bic. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, come on. That's the last one.
Oh, come on. That's the last one. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, dear. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, don't do that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, excuse me, Ms. Maid of Honor. What?
Oh, excuse me, Ms. Maid of Honor. What? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, God, it feels so good, but I don't want you to.
Oh, God, it feels so good, but I don't want you to. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, God, it feels so good, but I don't want you to.
Oh, God, it feels so good, but I don't want you to. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, God, which way is the sidewalk?
Oh, God, which way is the sidewalk? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, God! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, God! Okay! Okay! (ALL LAUGH LOUDLY)
Oh, God! Okay! Okay! (ALL LAUGH LOUDLY) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, God. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, hello. Would you mind holding this for a second?
Oh, hello. Would you mind holding this for a second? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, Henderson's a very small town, Ed.
Oh, Henderson's a very small town, Ed. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, I saw Jesus. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, I thought it was a trick question.
Oh, I thought it was a trick question. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, I'm dead. You didn't give me a lot of time, man.
Oh, I'm dead. You didn't give me a lot of time, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, it's okay. It's okay.
Oh, it's okay. It's okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, man. Hal Lane is the best. I know.
Oh, man. Hal Lane is the best. I know. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, man. Hal Lane is the best. I know.
Oh, man. Hal Lane is the best. I know. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, my God, Dad. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, my God! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, my God! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, my God! (ALL EXCLAIMING)
Oh, my God! (ALL EXCLAIMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, my God. What are you doing?
Oh, my God. What are you doing? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, my God. Who the hell are those guys?
Oh, my God. Who the hell are those guys? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, my God. You are so sweet.
Oh, my God. You are so sweet. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, my gosh. Honey, that's... (MOANING)
Oh, my gosh. Honey, that's... (MOANING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, Nadia, no! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, no kidding. What town? Henderson.
Oh, no kidding. What town? Henderson. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, no, no. Edmundo's bringing some more appetizer samples.
Oh, no, no. Edmundo's bringing some more appetizer samples. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, no, no. There's going to be no bachelor party.
Oh, no, no. There's going to be no bachelor party. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, no. Okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, oh! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, she was wearing a dress.
Oh, she was wearing a dress. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, shit, here we go. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, shit! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, thank God. Come on, let's go see her.
Oh, thank God. Come on, let's go see her. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, thank you, Father. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, thanks, Doug, I appreciate that, man.
Oh, thanks, Doug, I appreciate that, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, this is happening. Shh!
Oh, this is happening. Shh! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, well, I have to get them all out now
Oh, well, I have to get them all out now from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, what's the matter, Bic?
Oh, what's the matter, Bic? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, where is it in relation to Bismarck?
Oh, where is it in relation to Bismarck? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, wow. You work out, huh?
Oh, wow. You work out, huh? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, yeah. Oh, sweetie, I thought I told you that
Oh, yeah. Oh, sweetie, I thought I told you that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh, you don't have to worry about them.
Oh, you don't have to worry about them. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh. (CHUCKLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh. (WHISPERING) It was so amazing.
Oh. (WHISPERING) It was so amazing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Oh. Wi WO. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, bye. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, Doug, I'm almost happy right now. What's my name?
Okay, Doug, I'm almost happy right now. What's my name? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, give me one second.
Okay, give me one second. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, honey, we're all set tomorrow. Brunch at my parents' house.
Okay, honey, we're all set tomorrow. Brunch at my parents' house. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, I'll be right there.
Okay, I'll be right there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, listen, y'all. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, look, why don't I just contact Mr. Rambis,
Okay, look, why don't I just contact Mr. Rambis, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, NAS and we won't get caught.
Okay, NAS and we won't get caught. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, so, here's the deal.
Okay, so, here's the deal. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, that explains the weight gain.
Okay, that explains the weight gain. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, that'll do. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, that's cool. (CHUCKLES)
Okay, that's cool. (CHUCKLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, then, fine, be the chick, Doug.
Okay, then, fine, be the chick, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, this shit's gone far enough! (SNIFFING)
Okay, this shit's gone far enough! (SNIFFING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay, you're right. But you know what? (SIGHS)
Okay, you're right. But you know what? (SIGHS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay? Not a single soul needs Jimmy.
Okay? Not a single soul needs Jimmy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay. If you need something a little more involved,
Okay. If you need something a little more involved, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay. Wait, let me finish. And near sighted.
Okay. Wait, let me finish. And near sighted. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay. Yeah, all right. All right. Sounds good.
Okay. Yeah, all right. All right. Sounds good. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Okay. Yeah. Okay? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Old bitch! (SCREAMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Old bitches a nice little serving of youth.
Old bitches a nice little serving of youth. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OLDER PLAYER 1: Hut one. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OLDER PLAYER 1: Sit, pal! Pussies!
OLDER PLAYER 1: Sit, pal! Pussies! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OLDER PLAYER 2: Dog pile!
OLDER PLAYER 2: Dog pile! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OLDER PLAYER 2: He's open!
OLDER PLAYER 2: He's open! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OLDER PLAYER 3: It's Webster! (OLDER PLAYERS LAUGHING)
OLDER PLAYER 3: It's Webster! (OLDER PLAYERS LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OLDER PLAYER 4: Take that, gimp! (GROANING)
OLDER PLAYER 4: Take that, gimp! (GROANING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OLDER PLAYER 5: Blue dog left, Omaha!
OLDER PLAYER 5: Blue dog left, Omaha! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
On second thought, I will lead. Whatever, Doug.
On second thought, I will lead. Whatever, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
On second thought, I've got a better idea.
On second thought, I've got a better idea. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
On! Shit, baby! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
One contrabass, one electric bass,
One contrabass, one electric bass, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
One, two, three. ALL: Break!
One, two, three. ALL: Break! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ooh. Uh oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Or a party trick that ties in with this?
Or a party trick that ties in with this? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Or Aquafresh toothpaste, would you?
Or Aquafresh toothpaste, would you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Or is no longer in service.
Or is no longer in service. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Or say, Hey, Doug, come on, let's go have a beer next week.
Or say, Hey, Doug, come on, let's go have a beer next week. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Or the CFO of Lubriderm from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Or the three, for that matter.
Or the three, for that matter. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Or we have our Très Beau from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Or whatever the hell else I made up,
Or whatever the hell else I made up, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Originally? North Dakota.
Originally? North Dakota. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Others are called to serve our country.
Others are called to serve our country. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OTIS: All right, ready! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OTIS: Those old guys are fast and crazy, man.
OTIS: Those old guys are fast and crazy, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OTIS: We're playing these old guys?
OTIS: We're playing these old guys? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
OTIS: Your father in law is a dick. (GROANS)
OTIS: Your father in law is a dick. (GROANS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Our emotional reunification.
Our emotional reunification. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Over the last couple of days.
Over the last couple of days. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ow! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Palmers, it's an honor. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Party tricks. Yeah, okay.
Party tricks. Yeah, okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Pas Man's not a superhero at all,
Pas Man's not a superhero at all, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Passed, God rest their souls,
Passed, God rest their souls, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Pata... Pata... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Patagonia. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Patagonia. Pagon. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Pay up, Father. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
People believe because they have no reason not to.
People believe because they have no reason not to. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Pepsi or Coke? Sunset, full moon?
Pepsi or Coke? Sunset, full moon? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Perfect wedding? (SCOFFS)
Perfect wedding? (SCOFFS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Persian Rug Doug? Chili Cheese Doug?
Persian Rug Doug? Chili Cheese Doug? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Playbills. Cabbage Patch Kids?
Playbills. Cabbage Patch Kids? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Please fasten your seat belts.
Please fasten your seat belts. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Please help me. I don't know what else to do.
Please help me. I don't know what else to do. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Please join the happy couple?
Please join the happy couple? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Please, please tell me that you are kidding me.
Please, please tell me that you are kidding me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Please. I'm just sick of dating assholes.
Please. I'm just sick of dating assholes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Plunkett, you're a lawyer.
Plunkett, you're a lawyer. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Podiatrist. Is that right?
Podiatrist. Is that right? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Political views? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
PTD'S? That's your Party Trick Distractions.
PTD'S? That's your Party Trick Distractions. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Pull out your PTD. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Pull the fucking car over.
Pull the fucking car over. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Put a sock in it. We're done.
Put a sock in it. We're done. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Put it in your titties. I'm not going to jail for this.
Put it in your titties. I'm not going to jail for this. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Put your drugs away. Do you hear me?
Put your drugs away. Do you hear me? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Put your weight into it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
RABBI: Now, at this time, I would like to bring up
RABBI: Now, at this time, I would like to bring up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Rambis, you're a principal at Saint Peter's Middle School in Provo, Utah.
Rambis, you're a principal at Saint Peter's Middle School in Provo, Utah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Random words. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ray. A.R., ASAP. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Really? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Really? I don't have any.
Really? I don't have any. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
RECORDING: We're sorry. You have reached a number
RECORDING: We're sorry. You have reached a number from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Red hot pussy seltzer. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Reggie, I don't need... Okay? Of course I'm in.
Reggie, I don't need... Okay? Of course I'm in. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
REGGIE: I don't have a fucking seat belt on, Lou!
REGGIE: I don't have a fucking seat belt on, Lou! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
REGGIE: They're going to think I kidnapped this white girl.
REGGIE: They're going to think I kidnapped this white girl. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Reinsdorf was a piece of shit.
Reinsdorf was a piece of shit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Remember all that stuff I said about
Remember all that stuff I said about from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Remember your compliments, boomerang, random words.
Remember your compliments, boomerang, random words. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Remember, we said no teasing each other. Mmm mmm.
Remember, we said no teasing each other. Mmm mmm. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Right now, the only we...
Right now, the only we... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Right now, we're 30 minutes away
Right now, we're 30 minutes away from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Right, but I thought that this would...
Right, but I thought that this would... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Right. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Right. You're not buying a new friend.
Right. You're not buying a new friend. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ring the bell, rookie. Come on.
Ring the bell, rookie. Come on. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Roberta! ♪ Let's spend it up
Roberta! ♪ Let's spend it up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Running the Santa Monica Marathon.
Running the Santa Monica Marathon. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Same with all my groomsmen.
Same with all my groomsmen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Sammy Davis Jr. Impressions to my face.
Sammy Davis Jr. Impressions to my face. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Saving these losers with no friends.
Saving these losers with no friends. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Saying the same thing for three months.
Saying the same thing for three months. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
See you then. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
See, although the flowers are beautiful
See, although the flowers are beautiful from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
See, this all started because you wanted to make a guy feel good.
See, this all started because you wanted to make a guy feel good. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Send you off to Tahiti so you can blow Gretchen's back out.
Send you off to Tahiti so you can blow Gretchen's back out. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Serious as paint. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Set. Hike! Let's go! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
SETH: (ON PHONE) Hello. Hi. Seth?
SETH: (ON PHONE) Hello. Hi. Seth? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Seven? I want seven vaginas up on my face. Do you guarantee that?
Seven? I want seven vaginas up on my face. Do you guarantee that? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Seven? I want seven vaginas up on my face. Do you guarantee that?
Seven? I want seven vaginas up on my face. Do you guarantee that? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Sha boing boing, you black Jew Jew.
Sha boing boing, you black Jew Jew. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shall we do this? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She has some minor burns from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She just caught fire so fast.
She just caught fire so fast. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She knew my name, she asked me to go get a sandwich.
She knew my name, she asked me to go get a sandwich. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She knows I'm working with you again.
She knows I'm working with you again. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She talked to me. She talked to you?
She talked to me. She talked to you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She will leave me. I need your help.
She will leave me. I need your help. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She won't buy it unless she knows that you can sing.
She won't buy it unless she knows that you can sing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She'll leave me, I know. You're not gonna tell her, are you?
She'll leave me, I know. You're not gonna tell her, are you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She's doing really well. Doesn't she look good, guys?
She's doing really well. Doesn't she look good, guys? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She's got his arm so tight and she's glowing.
She's got his arm so tight and she's glowing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
She's not even the two from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shh! Um... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shh! Wait. Wait. I think I have an idea.
Shh! Wait. Wait. I think I have an idea. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shit, I didn't expect an answer that quick.
Shit, I didn't expect an answer that quick. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shit, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shit, the fucking dog has lockjaw.
Shit, the fucking dog has lockjaw. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shit! We have open bottles in here.
Shit! We have open bottles in here. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shit. (OLDER PLAYERS WHOOPING)
Shit. (OLDER PLAYERS WHOOPING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shooting any fish in this particular barrel.
Shooting any fish in this particular barrel. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Short answers. You don't initiate conversation. Wi Wo.
Short answers. You don't initiate conversation. Wi Wo. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shouldn't I be able to tell her the truth?
Shouldn't I be able to tell her the truth? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Shut up! This is real! Everybody look normal. Okay?
Shut up! This is real! Everybody look normal. Okay? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Since ever. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Since none of us are songwriters,
Since none of us are songwriters, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Sit down, Jimmy! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So much bullshit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So that everybody can sing along. (WOMAN SQUEALS)
So that everybody can sing along. (WOMAN SQUEALS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So you're talking three, four...
So you're talking three, four... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, are you still the hopeless romantic?
So, are you still the hopeless romantic? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, Bic, uh, where are you from originally?
So, Bic, uh, where are you from originally? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, don't sweat the morality of what you're doing.
So, don't sweat the morality of what you're doing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, Doug, when was the last time
So, Doug, when was the last time from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, Edmundo sent you to come find the Oracle.
So, Edmundo sent you to come find the Oracle. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, ese, why did you bring him here?
So, ese, why did you bring him here? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, Father... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, Father... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, I get to thinking, What's the worst that can happen?
So, I get to thinking, What's the worst that can happen? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, I grab the microphone and I just get to talking about
So, I grab the microphone and I just get to talking about from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, I lied about having a bunch of friends.
So, I lied about having a bunch of friends. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, I suppose I shouldn't pry into
So, I suppose I shouldn't pry into from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, I went out and had it remade.
So, I went out and had it remade. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, I'm going to need you to stop crying like a little girl,
So, I'm going to need you to stop crying like a little girl, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, I'm not alone? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, I've gotta go. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, listen, if you opt against
So, listen, if you opt against from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, please bear with me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, that's kind of it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, uh, let's just go and knock this thing out, man.
So, uh, let's just go and knock this thing out, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, we moved around all the time.
So, we moved around all the time. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, we were thinking maybe the field's a little too muddy today.
So, we were thinking maybe the field's a little too muddy today. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, what did you tell your fiancée?
So, what did you tell your fiancée? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, what he decided to do was flame it up a little bit.
So, what he decided to do was flame it up a little bit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, what the hell do we do now?
So, what the hell do we do now? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, who are you really? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So, you know, as I'm getting dressed,
So, you know, as I'm getting dressed, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
So... Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Social or family? Social.
Social or family? Social. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Sock on put. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Some extra ass on the flight, aren't you?
Some extra ass on the flight, aren't you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Some of them even called me Pupil Jew Jew.
Some of them even called me Pupil Jew Jew. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Some of them even did awful
Some of them even did awful from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Some people are called on to serve God.
Some people are called on to serve God. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Some people are just loners.
Some people are just loners. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Somebody call the firemen
Somebody call the firemen from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Somebody help me! I'm not Doug Harris! (GROANS)
Somebody help me! I'm not Doug Harris! (GROANS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Somebody send up the peanut butter!
Somebody send up the peanut butter! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Somebody! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Sorry. I didn't know it was that hot, guys.
Sorry. I didn't know it was that hot, guys. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Specifically, which random words should I use?
Specifically, which random words should I use? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
SPF 60, how are you, brother?
SPF 60, how are you, brother? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stairs or elevators? Never mind. Forget it.
Stairs or elevators? Never mind. Forget it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Start the machine! Ready!
Start the machine! Ready! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Staunch Republican. Got it.
Staunch Republican. Got it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stay where you are. I mean it. I'll let go.
Stay where you are. I mean it. I'll let go. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stick a finger in his ass!
Stick a finger in his ass! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stop being a pussy. Let's dance.
Stop being a pussy. Let's dance. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stop hugging strangers. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stop it, man. Stop it, man.
Stop it, man. Stop it, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stop it. Stop. Of course, she loves you.
Stop it. Stop. Of course, she loves you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stop wasting time feeling sorry for yourself,
Stop wasting time feeling sorry for yourself, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stop! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stop. There's no such thing as a mutual decision until after you're married.
Stop. There's no such thing as a mutual decision until after you're married. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stop. We specifically asked for monologues. We don't want any scenes.
Stop. We specifically asked for monologues. We don't want any scenes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stop. You look at me now and tell me that you don't want back in.
Stop. You look at me now and tell me that you don't want back in. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Strap on a pair, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Stuart may have gone to that big Shabbat in the sky,
Stuart may have gone to that big Shabbat in the sky, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Suck it! Suck it! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Sure. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Sure. Thank you, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Sweetie, it's LA. It's not like it's going to rain.
Sweetie, it's LA. It's not like it's going to rain. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ta da. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Tahiti? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Take care of them bags under your eyes.
Take care of them bags under your eyes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Take Douglas Ephraim Ben Lazar Menahem Harris
Take Douglas Ephraim Ben Lazar Menahem Harris from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Take Gretchen Palmer from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Take it. Take the gun. I don't want this motherfucker, man.
Take it. Take the gun. I don't want this motherfucker, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Tell me why I'm from North Dakota.
Tell me why I'm from North Dakota. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Tenderfoot? Oh, Douglas was quite the halfback back in college.
Tenderfoot? Oh, Douglas was quite the halfback back in college. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thank you so much, bud. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thank you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thank you. (PEOPLE CHEERING)
Thank you. (PEOPLE CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thank you. Hey, Grandma... What the...
Thank you. Hey, Grandma... What the... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thank you. I wish I could say the same for you.
Thank you. I wish I could say the same for you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you. Thank you so much. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thanks for having me out again, Jimmy.
Thanks for having me out again, Jimmy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thanks for the dance. No problem.
Thanks for the dance. No problem. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thanks, Doug, you fucking asshole.
Thanks, Doug, you fucking asshole. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thanks, Jimmy. I've got it from here.
Thanks, Jimmy. I've got it from here. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That Andrew is the luckiest guy in the world.
That Andrew is the luckiest guy in the world. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That has been disconnected,
That has been disconnected, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That is not fair. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That it's an honor to be here.
That it's an honor to be here. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That just burns! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That means I'm smart. Shit. Where am I from?
That means I'm smart. Shit. Where am I from? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That means that we've got one week to pull off the first ever
That means that we've got one week to pull off the first ever from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That means there were 2.4 million grooms.
That means there were 2.4 million grooms. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That means we're not talking about
That means we're not talking about from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That number has dropped from three to two since 1985.
That number has dropped from three to two since 1985. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That old motherfucker is fast as shit.
That old motherfucker is fast as shit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That says everything is going to be okay.
That says everything is going to be okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That smile got a whole lot brighter.
That smile got a whole lot brighter. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That sounds right. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That the true measure of friendship isn't...
That the true measure of friendship isn't... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That this Gina Baker from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That was a really shitty thing to do.
That was a really shitty thing to do. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That was so unnecessary. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That was the greatest night of my entire life.
That was the greatest night of my entire life. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That was your ex, Steve. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That wasn't me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That we did have a little bit of a scandal
That we did have a little bit of a scandal from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That will work. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That would be Bic Mitchum. Where am I from?
That would be Bic Mitchum. Where am I from? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That you and Bic saw each other?
That you and Bic saw each other? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That you and I haven't discussed,
That you and I haven't discussed, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That you can't learn in a classroom.
That you can't learn in a classroom. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That you use Bic razors and Mitchum deodorant,
That you use Bic razors and Mitchum deodorant, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That. He wasn't like that until you showed up.
That. He wasn't like that until you showed up. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's a laugh. Hey, we should try to do a Golden Tux.
That's a laugh. Hey, we should try to do a Golden Tux. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's a rum and Coke. That's your favorite, right?
That's a rum and Coke. That's your favorite, right? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's a service dog, man.
That's a service dog, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's all I needed to know.
That's all I needed to know. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's amazing! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's by Joe Cooker. Thanks.
That's by Joe Cooker. Thanks. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's fine. Thank you. Okay. So, I guess that's it.
That's fine. Thank you. Okay. So, I guess that's it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's it? Why are you marrying her? Why are you in love with her?
That's it? Why are you marrying her? Why are you in love with her? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's mine. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's my girl. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's not how this story ends.
That's not how this story ends. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's perfectly normal for a woman at this stage, Doug.
That's perfectly normal for a woman at this stage, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's pretty good. I've never heard that one. Now, that's a good one.
That's pretty good. I've never heard that one. Now, that's a good one. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's Principal Mitchell Rambis from Utah.
That's Principal Mitchell Rambis from Utah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's so sweet. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's the day that I became The Wedding Ringer.
That's the day that I became The Wedding Ringer. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's the day that this wedding hustle was born.
That's the day that this wedding hustle was born. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's the Doug that I know.
That's the Doug that I know. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's the end of the song. Ch, thank God.
That's the end of the song. Ch, thank God. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's the strangest looking group
That's the strangest looking group from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's used to a certain kind of lifestyle,
That's used to a certain kind of lifestyle, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's what I need, Doug.
That's what I need, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's when I knew I was born to work on feet.
That's when I knew I was born to work on feet. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's where I'm your best man,
That's where I'm your best man, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's why you're going up there. God is a winner.
That's why you're going up there. God is a winner. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
That's your... (GRUNTS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The ball in your hands, but I do know this.
The ball in your hands, but I do know this. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The bride's brother, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The crowd is just waiting to hear it.
The crowd is just waiting to hear it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The doctor said you'll be okay, though.
The doctor said you'll be okay, though. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The first time we made love.
The first time we made love. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The girl's pearl earring was.
The girl's pearl earring was. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The groomsmen are accosting my bridesmaids,
The groomsmen are accosting my bridesmaids, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The guy's getting married in a week
The guy's getting married in a week from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The guy's wedding party consisted of me,
The guy's wedding party consisted of me, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The hospital's right around the corner, okay?
The hospital's right around the corner, okay? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The meaning of kitchen cabinets then, either.
The meaning of kitchen cabinets then, either. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The new salad dressing tasting to tomorrow.
The new salad dressing tasting to tomorrow. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The ones that looked like Altoids? Yes! Did you take one?
The ones that looked like Altoids? Yes! Did you take one? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The only thing they've got in this place is Cinnabon.
The only thing they've got in this place is Cinnabon. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The perfect wedding. Really.
The perfect wedding. Really. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The phony Facebook friends here.
The phony Facebook friends here. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The Russian mushroom bisque,
The Russian mushroom bisque, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The secret military codes. Mmm hmm.
The secret military codes. Mmm hmm. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The truth is always the best.
The truth is always the best. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The whole class went. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
The zipper on my $8,000 dress is broken,
The zipper on my $8,000 dress is broken, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Then I go back to living what turns out
Then I go back to living what turns out from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Then why did you take it? Because it looked like an Altoid.
Then why did you take it? Because it looked like an Altoid. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Then you're talking about a Bronze Bow Tie.
Then you're talking about a Bronze Bow Tie. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Then, he says, Can you be my best man?
Then, he says, Can you be my best man? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
There being no such thing as 'the one'?
There being no such thing as 'the one'? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
There has just been some questionable behavior
There has just been some questionable behavior from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
There is one other thing.
There is one other thing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
There was nothing else that popped into your head?
There was nothing else that popped into your head? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
There was this one thing I wanted to reference.
There was this one thing I wanted to reference. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
There's also a name for a horse with a horn on its head.
There's also a name for a horse with a horn on its head. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
There's no contact after final payment.
There's no contact after final payment. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
There's no need to rub it in their faces.
There's no need to rub it in their faces. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
There's none of that there.
There's none of that there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
These are the three basic questions
These are the three basic questions from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
These bags here contain your suits
These bags here contain your suits from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
These guys cannot be my groomsmen.
These guys cannot be my groomsmen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
These old sons of bitches. (ALL AGREEING)
These old sons of bitches. (ALL AGREEING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
These were tears of joy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They don't share their private, deep emotional feelings
They don't share their private, deep emotional feelings from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They just caught us off guard.
They just caught us off guard. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They just haven't responded yet.
They just haven't responded yet. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They revived him in the ambulance, and then, he died later.
They revived him in the ambulance, and then, he died later. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They'll think I'm a homosexual.
They'll think I'm a homosexual. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They're called Army chaplains.
They're called Army chaplains. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They're called Army chaplains.
They're called Army chaplains. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They're going to want to know why she's the one.
They're going to want to know why she's the one. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They're not losers. They're just guys.
They're not losers. They're just guys. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They're the best of what I had to choose from.
They're the best of what I had to choose from. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
They've been together for some time now. Nothing's going to happen.
They've been together for some time now. Nothing's going to happen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This could have easily waited.
This could have easily waited. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is a lot. You're talking about a whole family.
This is a lot. You're talking about a whole family. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is going to be the best honeymoon ever! (ALL CHEERING)
This is going to be the best honeymoon ever! (ALL CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is one of the few times that
This is one of the few times that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is Sean John, bitch!
This is Sean John, bitch! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is so fucked up on so many levels.
This is so fucked up on so many levels. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is so great. Bring him to lunch with you.
This is so great. Bring him to lunch with you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is strictly a business relationship.
This is strictly a business relationship. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is the running of the balls!
This is the running of the balls! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is to happily ever after.
This is to happily ever after. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is to the groom, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This is what you have to understand, Doug.
This is what you have to understand, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This last shot is actually my favorite.
This last shot is actually my favorite. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This man comes up to me and goes, Wow.
This man comes up to me and goes, Wow. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This one in particular looks like
This one in particular looks like from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This story about five times.
This story about five times. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This vegan life isn't for me.
This vegan life isn't for me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This was a historic guy trip with my closest friend.
This was a historic guy trip with my closest friend. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This would showcase my talent. Thank you.
This would showcase my talent. Thank you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
This? No, it's a service dog.
This? No, it's a service dog. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Thought what? I thought we maybe hit it off, right?
Thought what? I thought we maybe hit it off, right? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Three months from now, he'll get killed in a tragic: grenade accident
Three months from now, he'll get killed in a tragic: grenade accident from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Three out of seven of your groomsmen are Hall of Famers.
Three out of seven of your groomsmen are Hall of Famers. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Three, four, six, seven months ago. ...six, seven years ago.
Three, four, six, seven months ago. ...six, seven years ago. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Through sickness and health,
Through sickness and health, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Through sickness and health, till death do you part?
Through sickness and health, till death do you part? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Through sickness and health, till death do you part?
Through sickness and health, till death do you part? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Till death do you part? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Time for the first dance. Yes, it is.
Time for the first dance. Yes, it is. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To be speaking at his funeral so soon.
To be speaking at his funeral so soon. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To be your lawfully wedded husband,
To be your lawfully wedded husband, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To be your lawfully wedded wife,
To be your lawfully wedded wife, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To change someone's life.
To change someone's life. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To come out and have a burrito with me?
To come out and have a burrito with me? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To fake a stomach cramp and run away. How did we meet?
To fake a stomach cramp and run away. How did we meet? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To get all soft eyed over a client.
To get all soft eyed over a client. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To have and to hold, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To have and to hold, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To have somebody looking out for me.
To have somebody looking out for me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To have somebody talk like that about me at my wedding.
To have somebody talk like that about me at my wedding. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To her head, chest, back, neck, and breasts,
To her head, chest, back, neck, and breasts, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To lose 4.2 pounds before the wedding.
To lose 4.2 pounds before the wedding. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To make sure that our wedding night is perfect.
To make sure that our wedding night is perfect. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To my drug use. I was on everything.
To my drug use. I was on everything. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To our song, You Are So Beautiful.
To our song, You Are So Beautiful. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To pull off the first ever Golden Tux.
To pull off the first ever Golden Tux. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To the silver tulle tussie mussie,
To the silver tulle tussie mussie, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To toast our buddy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To your first guy trip. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
To your loser friends. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Trés Beau tussie mussie is fabulous.
Trés Beau tussie mussie is fabulous. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
True love? (SCOFFS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Truth be told, uh, you're the first person I thought of.
Truth be told, uh, you're the first person I thought of. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Try the Roquefort Buttermilk.
Try the Roquefort Buttermilk. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Twelve years of dance lessons.
Twelve years of dance lessons. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Twenty bucks says they wrote a song.
Twenty bucks says they wrote a song. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Two guitars, one drum set, and I'll be singing.
Two guitars, one drum set, and I'll be singing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Ugh. Can you believe this zipper already broke? Okay, I'm coming.
Ugh. Can you believe this zipper already broke? Okay, I'm coming. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, Bic must have gone a different way.
Uh, Bic must have gone a different way. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, but you see, Bic's still in El Salvador.
Uh, but you see, Bic's still in El Salvador. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, El Salvador. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, freshman year, Stanford.
Uh, freshman year, Stanford. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, in the military. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, listen, I may be partial here,
Uh, listen, I may be partial here, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, maybe a little. A little?
Uh, maybe a little. A little? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, no, it's actually on the opposite side of Bismarck.
Uh, no, it's actually on the opposite side of Bismarck. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, well... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, would you guys mind going to look for Bic?
Uh, would you guys mind going to look for Bic? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh, you know, when Chris...
Uh, you know, when Chris... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Um, I prepared the scene from Titanic
Um, I prepared the scene from Titanic from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Um, I'm sorry. Doug who? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Um, what exactly do you do?
Um, what exactly do you do? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Um... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Understand something. This has never been done, gentlemen.
Understand something. This has never been done, gentlemen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Unless you are planning to run,
Unless you are planning to run, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Until Doug told me the story of Plunkett.
Until Doug told me the story of Plunkett. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Until last December. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Until your dad and his friends
Until your dad and his friends from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Until your dad and his friends
Until your dad and his friends from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Up to a point. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Use your fucking head. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wait, wait, wait. What? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wait, what did you say? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wait, what? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wait. You speak English? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Was a farce created by musicians and Hollywood.
Was a farce created by musicians and Hollywood. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Was the luckiest girl in the world.
Was the luckiest girl in the world. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Way to keep it together, buddy.
Way to keep it together, buddy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We can always go into a more rustic theme
We can always go into a more rustic theme from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We can get all the ancillary particulars later on.
We can get all the ancillary particulars later on. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We decided to put together a little slide show
We decided to put together a little slide show from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We have 18 hours to prepare for this brunch with the Palmers.
We have 18 hours to prepare for this brunch with the Palmers. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We have so much catching up to do.
We have so much catching up to do. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We need to get the fuck out of here.
We need to get the fuck out of here. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We scrimmaged, the boys. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We sit and listen to each other's problems.
We sit and listen to each other's problems. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We were both 12, and we used to sneak out together at night
We were both 12, and we used to sneak out together at night from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We wouldn't want to see any coronaries.
We wouldn't want to see any coronaries. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We'll make you look great, rock your wedding,
We'll make you look great, rock your wedding, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We're done. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We're getting married on Saturday.
We're getting married on Saturday. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We're going to have to be on top of our game.
We're going to have to be on top of our game. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We're in this together, homie.
We're in this together, homie. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We're just assigning roles.
We're just assigning roles. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We're not married, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We're talking about the friends
We're talking about the friends from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We're very excited and, in fact, I'm doubly excited
We're very excited and, in fact, I'm doubly excited from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
We've got Dickerson. Yo. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Weddings are for the women.
Weddings are for the women. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Welcome to The Best Man Inc.
Welcome to The Best Man Inc. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, actually, what? You told them I'm a homosexual, Doug?
Well, actually, what? You told them I'm a homosexual, Doug? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, because my real brother died.
Well, because my real brother died. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, do you want to see? Boom. (ZIPPER OPENS)
Well, do you want to see? Boom. (ZIPPER OPENS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, I mean, she's going to be my wife.
Well, I mean, she's going to be my wife. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, I think you look beautiful just the way you are.
Well, I think you look beautiful just the way you are. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, I try. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, I wouldn't say hopeless.
Well, I wouldn't say hopeless. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, if your best friend was named Jemima Colgate,
Well, if your best friend was named Jemima Colgate, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, let's hope he's in LA next week. (SNICKERS)
Well, let's hope he's in LA next week. (SNICKERS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, maybe you're right. But let me ask you this, Jimmy.
Well, maybe you're right. But let me ask you this, Jimmy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, no offense, O, but you've been
Well, no offense, O, but you've been from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, now. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, shake it off. If you knew
Well, shake it off. If you knew from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, to be fair, we were just having fun
Well, to be fair, we were just having fun from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, uh, actually... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, uh, did you prepare anything?
Well, uh, did you prepare anything? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, you know, honey, it's still such a beautiful song.
Well, you know, honey, it's still such a beautiful song. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well, you've lost that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Well... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What a delightful surprise.
What a delightful surprise. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What about the distractions? Do you have any party tricks?
What about the distractions? Do you have any party tricks? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What about your parents? They in on it?
What about your parents? They in on it? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What are we doing at the high school?
What are we doing at the high school? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What are you doing, Doug?
What are you doing, Doug? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What are you doing? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What are you doing? Just, uh, stop.
What are you doing? Just, uh, stop. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What are you feeding him? Oh, what are you talking about?
What are you feeding him? Oh, what are you talking about? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What are you talking about, Garv?
What are you talking about, Garv? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What are your views on gluten?
What are your views on gluten? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What can I do for you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What can I say? I'm a girl
What can I say? I'm a girl from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What did they do? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What did you just say? DOUG: Hmm?
What did you just say? DOUG: Hmm? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What do we do now? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What do we do now? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What do you mean that there's no more candy?
What do you mean that there's no more candy? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What do you mean? Those are my boys. What's up, man?
What do you mean? Those are my boys. What's up, man? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What do you say? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What if the truth isn't an option?
What if the truth isn't an option? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What is wrong with you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What made you decide to go into the military?
What made you decide to go into the military? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What makes her different than any other girl that you ever met?
What makes her different than any other girl that you ever met? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What the fuck did you just say?
What the fuck did you just say? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What the fuck does that even mean?
What the fuck does that even mean? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What the fuck was that? ENDO: Was that a cop?
What the fuck was that? ENDO: Was that a cop? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What the fuck, cabrón? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What the fuck, Plunkett? Oh, shit.
What the fuck, Plunkett? Oh, shit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What the fuck? I'm in a wheelchair!
What the fuck? I'm in a wheelchair! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What the hell is Father McNulty doing here?
What the hell is Father McNulty doing here? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What the hell were you thinking? She cornered me.
What the hell were you thinking? She cornered me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What the old lady says behind your back,
What the old lady says behind your back, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What was that? Shit! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What would you say, Doug?
What would you say, Doug? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What years? 20. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What you have to understand is that the Lord works
What you have to understand is that the Lord works from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What you need is a Silver Cuff Link.
What you need is a Silver Cuff Link. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What you need to do is keep it down because he did.
What you need to do is keep it down because he did. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What, per se, Doug? Tell me.
What, per se, Doug? Tell me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What? Bic is flying in tomorrow morning.
What? Bic is flying in tomorrow morning. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What? Honey, you told me you spoke to all the groomsmen.
What? Honey, you told me you spoke to all the groomsmen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What? I love her. You know that. What happened?
What? I love her. You know that. What happened? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What? Nothing. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What? That's not our song.
What? That's not our song. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What? Yeah, seriously. Her dad was a client at the firm.
What? Yeah, seriously. Her dad was a client at the firm. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What's 34 times 12? 408. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What's a little white lie in the face of that?
What's a little white lie in the face of that? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What's going on, Tonto? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What's happening right now? I'm Bic Mitchum.
What's happening right now? I'm Bic Mitchum. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What's important is that our cover wasn't blown.
What's important is that our cover wasn't blown. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What's the problem? What's going on?
What's the problem? What's going on? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
What's up? Oh, fuck. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
When Chris and I first met, we, um...
When Chris and I first met, we, um... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
When Doug called me and told me that he wanted to propose,
When Doug called me and told me that he wanted to propose, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
When he wasn't hitting those books,
When he wasn't hitting those books, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
When I spoke at Stuart's wedding,
When I spoke at Stuart's wedding, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
When I was accepted into the priesthood,
When I was accepted into the priesthood, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
When you pull, it hurts! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
When you said middle, all I saw was Rita Hayworth. (CHUCKLES)
When you said middle, all I saw was Rita Hayworth. (CHUCKLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
When you were in Rome, you and Bic.
When you were in Rome, you and Bic. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Where did you go to school?
Where did you go to school? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Where I was sucking dick for money.
Where I was sucking dick for money. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Where to, boss? Just drive, Otis. Just drive.
Where to, boss? Just drive, Otis. Just drive. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Whether it was bowling at regionals. GUESTS: Aw.
Whether it was bowling at regionals. GUESTS: Aw. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Which inspired me to stay.
Which inspired me to stay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Which is an exact replica of the 1915 Texan Tussie Mussie.
Which is an exact replica of the 1915 Texan Tussie Mussie. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Which is the same year that you lost your virginity to Jill Abromowitz.
Which is the same year that you lost your virginity to Jill Abromowitz. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Which is why we're always so miserable,
Which is why we're always so miserable, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Which means that from this moment on, we are flawless, gentlemen.
Which means that from this moment on, we are flawless, gentlemen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Which means we have 18 hours for a Shotgun Intro.
Which means we have 18 hours for a Shotgun Intro. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Which means, yes, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
While giving an impromptu sermon on the back of a Humvee.
While giving an impromptu sermon on the back of a Humvee. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
While I learn to plumb. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Who are these people? What, are you kidding?
Who are these people? What, are you kidding? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Who doesn't have any friends.
Who doesn't have any friends. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Who know where your porn stash is.
Who know where your porn stash is. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Who sent you? The Goose? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Who the hell are those guys? Those are my friends.
Who the hell are those guys? Those are my friends. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Who was found innocent, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Who would be your best man?
Who would be your best man? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Who? (SPITS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Who's catering this gig? Puck.
Who's catering this gig? Puck. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Who's officiating? Father O'Brien.
Who's officiating? Father O'Brien. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Whoa, whoa! Red light, red light!
Whoa, whoa! Red light, red light! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Whoa. Are you kidding? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Why are you licking so rapidly?
Why are you licking so rapidly? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Why did you say the fucking R word?
Why did you say the fucking R word? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Why didn't you say something to me before?
Why didn't you say something to me before? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Why don't you get some sleep? I'll see you tomorrow
Why don't you get some sleep? I'll see you tomorrow from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Why don't you go put some ice on your dick?
Why don't you go put some ice on your dick? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Why North Dakota? Do you know anybody in North Dakota?
Why North Dakota? Do you know anybody in North Dakota? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Why would you even say that?
Why would you even say that? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Why would you say that? ED: Red hot pussy seltzer?
Why would you say that? ED: Red hot pussy seltzer? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Why, they protesting the marriage?
Why, they protesting the marriage? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wi Wo? We're in, we're out.
Wi Wo? We're in, we're out. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Will you just get in the damn car, please? Okay.
Will you just get in the damn car, please? Okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
With being uncomfortable. Come on.
With being uncomfortable. Come on. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
With each other like women do.
With each other like women do. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
With Father O'Brien. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
With the Chilean chili. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wolfgang? No, Hockey Puck, idiot. 'Yes, Wolfgang.
Wolfgang? No, Hockey Puck, idiot. 'Yes, Wolfgang. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Women are nurturers. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wood chuck could chuck wood a if chuck
Wood chuck could chuck wood a if chuck from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Would this woman marry this loser?
Would this woman marry this loser? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wow! That is something to know, there.
Wow! That is something to know, there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wow. I never knew people like you existed.
Wow. I never knew people like you existed. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wow. Um, I mean, this is a little bit awkward.
Wow. Um, I mean, this is a little bit awkward. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Wrong. We sacrificed Grandma for the sake of the mission.
Wrong. We sacrificed Grandma for the sake of the mission. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, arms up. All right, turn around, girl.
Yeah, arms up. All right, turn around, girl. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, but maybe I could request
Yeah, but maybe I could request from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, great. No, we don't do that.
Yeah, great. No, we don't do that. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, I took one. What did I tell you?
Yeah, I took one. What did I tell you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, isn't he from Wales?
Yeah, isn't he from Wales? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, of course I meant it.
Yeah, of course I meant it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, sure. Um, your wig's a little askew.
Yeah, sure. Um, your wig's a little askew. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, three balls. Count them.
Yeah, three balls. Count them. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, um, I'm looking for Jimmy Callahan.
Yeah, um, I'm looking for Jimmy Callahan. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, well, maybe next time.
Yeah, well, maybe next time. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, well, you saved me, too.
Yeah, well, you saved me, too. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, why? I've got an idea.
Yeah, why? I've got an idea. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, you better. I will.
Yeah, you better. I will. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah, you can't invite everyone that you want to.
Yeah, you can't invite everyone that you want to. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah! Yeah, brother! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah! Yeah! ED: Touchdown. Seven zip.
Yeah! Yeah! ED: Touchdown. Seven zip. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah? Hey, there, it's Doug.
Yeah? Hey, there, it's Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. Babe, don't you remember?
Yeah. Babe, don't you remember? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. How did you know that?
Yeah. How did you know that? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. How did you know that?
Yeah. How did you know that? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. I have to go pick him up from the airport.
Yeah. I have to go pick him up from the airport. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. I'm a kid doctor. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. I've always been a bit of a hopeless romantic myself.
Yeah. I've always been a bit of a hopeless romantic myself. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. No kidding, right? God.
Yeah. No kidding, right? God. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. See, I don't see that on this pamphlet here.
Yeah. See, I don't see that on this pamphlet here. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. Should I follow you...
Yeah. Should I follow you... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. That's right. Yeah, I knew it.
Yeah. That's right. Yeah, I knew it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. Uh, I'll be fightback, babe.
Yeah. Uh, I'll be fightback, babe. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. What the hell is going on here?
Yeah. What the hell is going on here? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. When is the bachelor party?
Yeah. When is the bachelor party? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. Why is his mouth on your genitals?
Yeah. Why is his mouth on your genitals? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yeah. Yeah, intramurals, scrimmage.
Yeah. Yeah, intramurals, scrimmage. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yes, Doug. Thank you so much.
Yes, Doug. Thank you so much. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yes, I am. Can I call you?
Yes, I am. Can I call you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yes, Mr. Palmer, I assure you...
Yes, Mr. Palmer, I assure you... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yes. And if everyone wants to look under your seats,
Yes. And if everyone wants to look under your seats, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yo, what are you doing, man?
Yo, what are you doing, man? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yo, where are the women at?
Yo, where are the women at? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Yo! Puta madre. I'm coming.
Yo! Puta madre. I'm coming. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You and Doug went to camp together from 6th grade through 10th.
You and Doug went to camp together from 6th grade through 10th. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You aren't kidding! Oh, I'm so excited!
You aren't kidding! Oh, I'm so excited! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You better or I will fuck you up.
You better or I will fuck you up. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You boys look a little soft.
You boys look a little soft. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You can be such an asshole.
You can be such an asshole. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You can't have in because you don't
You can't have in because you don't from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You can't play football without blocking, bitch.
You can't play football without blocking, bitch. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You can't spell Ed without Bitch!
You can't spell Ed without Bitch! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You cannot tell me he's flying in and not
You cannot tell me he's flying in and not from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You didn't grow up dreaming of a guy like me.
You didn't grow up dreaming of a guy like me. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You do a mean Tom Jones. Now, that part's imperative.
You do a mean Tom Jones. Now, that part's imperative. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You don't have to... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You don't recognize these guys? No.
You don't recognize these guys? No. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You don't remember? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You don't think I want to be a Delta Air Line pilot
You don't think I want to be a Delta Air Line pilot from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You don't think I would ask Alison
You don't think I would ask Alison from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You fat idiot? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You follow my lead. You talk as little as you can.
You follow my lead. You talk as little as you can. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You gave her the old Norton Winchell, huh? I did what now?
You gave her the old Norton Winchell, huh? I did what now? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You gave me seven names, I brought you back seven groomsmen.
You gave me seven names, I brought you back seven groomsmen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You get a bachelor party, you son of a bitch!
You get a bachelor party, you son of a bitch! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You go get some rest. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You goddamn motherfucking pathetic piece of shit.
You goddamn motherfucking pathetic piece of shit. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You got it? All right, let's go.
You got it? All right, let's go. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You got me there, buddy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You guys get some rest. We leave for the high school at 0800.
You guys get some rest. We leave for the high school at 0800. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You guys have to understand that I come from
You guys have to understand that I come from from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You guys make a beautiful couple.
You guys make a beautiful couple. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You have a license, credit cards,
You have a license, credit cards, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You have a really nice arm, sir.
You have a really nice arm, sir. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You have Bismarck here, but once you go around...
You have Bismarck here, but once you go around... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You have to know that. Okay.
You have to know that. Okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You hit me in my back. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You just ruined my sister's wedding
You just ruined my sister's wedding from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You just said it again. This is twice now in two minutes.
You just said it again. This is twice now in two minutes. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You just started thinking that?
You just started thinking that? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know Bic. Bic Mitchum.
You know Bic. Bic Mitchum. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know I can't make a decision without you.
You know I can't make a decision without you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know the rules. I do. I just thought that...
You know the rules. I do. I just thought that... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know the tunnel. It's right there.
You know the tunnel. It's right there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know what? Fuck it. Wolverines, brother!
You know what? Fuck it. Wolverines, brother! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know what? You nailed it.
You know what? You nailed it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know, as a pair. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know, I was thinking from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know, last night, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know, maybe on second thought, you didn't meet Bio because...
You know, maybe on second thought, you didn't meet Bio because... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know, my father, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know, my grandmother once told me
You know, my grandmother once told me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know, same old same old.
You know, same old same old. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You know, the old timers versus the groomsmen.
You know, the old timers versus the groomsmen. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You look good, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You love women's basketball, you iron your boxers,
You love women's basketball, you iron your boxers, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You met Dougie at a conference
You met Dougie at a conference from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You never could crack 2.5, Dickerson!
You never could crack 2.5, Dickerson! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You pay for the Golden Tux,
You pay for the Golden Tux, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You perform four nights a week at the Walleye Nook.
You perform four nights a week at the Walleye Nook. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You played a pretty shitty game.
You played a pretty shitty game. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You played football, Doug? How come you never told me?
You played football, Doug? How come you never told me? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You prefer full moons over sunsets, you're afraid of raccoons,
You prefer full moons over sunsets, you're afraid of raccoons, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You promised me a spot on the team.
You promised me a spot on the team. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You ran? Yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You respond with either a compliment or a question.
You respond with either a compliment or a question. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You said don't take anything that looks like drugs.
You said don't take anything that looks like drugs. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You saved me, Jimmy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You saw Jesus? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You sound like my daughters.
You sound like my daughters. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You specialize in environmental law with a focus on forestry.
You specialize in environmental law with a focus on forestry. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You still have those two first class tickets for your honeymoon?
You still have those two first class tickets for your honeymoon? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You tell them Bic Mitchum said it.
You tell them Bic Mitchum said it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You throw out random words.
You throw out random words. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You told Gretchen I'm a fucking priest, Doug?
You told Gretchen I'm a fucking priest, Doug? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You told them I'm a fucking priest, Doug?
You told them I'm a fucking priest, Doug? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You two better not fuck this up.
You two better not fuck this up. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You use random words that will distract them
You use random words that will distract them from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You want to start off with the HW2's.
You want to start off with the HW2's. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You went to Harvard Podiatry School? Yeah.
You went to Harvard Podiatry School? Yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You were the rapist? Finish your bottles!
You were the rapist? Finish your bottles! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You would have done it on purpose.
You would have done it on purpose. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You would want to be my best man.
You would want to be my best man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You'll crush ass. Seven bridesmaids. Biltmore.
You'll crush ass. Seven bridesmaids. Biltmore. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You'll crush ass. Seven bridesmaids. Biltmore.
You'll crush ass. Seven bridesmaids. Biltmore. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're a great kid, but unfortunately, a deal is a deal.
You're a great kid, but unfortunately, a deal is a deal. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're a podiatrist? I'm a podiatrist.
You're a podiatrist? I'm a podiatrist. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're a principal in Utah. Why the fuck would you have a Cockney accent?
You're a principal in Utah. Why the fuck would you have a Cockney accent? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're a vegan. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're actually going to hear me be honest.
You're actually going to hear me be honest. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're against the designated hitter, believe in life after death,
You're against the designated hitter, believe in life after death, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're anybody's best friend for a price, but nobody's when it counts.
You're anybody's best friend for a price, but nobody's when it counts. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're asking me to pull off a Golden Tux.
You're asking me to pull off a Golden Tux. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're being disrespectful. Sing the fucking song.
You're being disrespectful. Sing the fucking song. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're confusing me a lot right now.
You're confusing me a lot right now. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're far sighted and you're near sighted, you supinate,
You're far sighted and you're near sighted, you supinate, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're from North Dakota.
You're from North Dakota. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're hiring a best man. Got it.
You're hiring a best man. Got it. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're in the military. That a boy. See, now you're thinking.
You're in the military. That a boy. See, now you're thinking. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're looking at the best of the best. Not the best of the best.
You're looking at the best of the best. Not the best of the best. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're looking at your groomsmen. Come on, man.
You're looking at your groomsmen. Come on, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're losing weight, fat ass.
You're losing weight, fat ass. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're never going to believe this, Gretch,
You're never going to believe this, Gretch, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're not a bitch! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're not going to find anybody better.
You're not going to find anybody better. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're not helping me. You have to dig deep.
You're not helping me. You have to dig deep. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're not supposed to enjoy yourself, Doug.
You're not supposed to enjoy yourself, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're on first. You're more on.
You're on first. You're more on. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're on from God. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're on. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're onner. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're serious? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're so mean! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're talking about unchartered territory.
You're talking about unchartered territory. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're telling me this now?
You're telling me this now? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You're, um, very handsome. Thank you, Doug.
You're, um, very handsome. Thank you, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You've become jaded with all your rules.
You've become jaded with all your rules. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You've but O offense no well yeah.
You've but O offense no well yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
You've never been on a guy trip, Doug?
You've never been on a guy trip, Doug? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Your father in law has no respect for you. OTIS: Show him you're a man.
Your father in law has no respect for you. OTIS: Show him you're a man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
Your knight is out there somewhere. Go find him.
Your knight is out there somewhere. Go find him. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
2.4 million. Four million.
2.4 million. Four million. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
6'3. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
200 unsuspecting guests from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
...dying to finally meet this guy.
...dying to finally meet this guy. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
...go... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL GASPING) (GASPS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL GREETING) JIMMY: Look who I have? Dougie Doug Doug!
(ALL GREETING) JIMMY: Look who I have? Dougie Doug Doug! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL GROANING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL GROANING) No, don't, please.
(ALL GROANING) No, don't, please. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL GRUNTING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL GRUNTING) Hut! Let's go, Doug!
(ALL GRUNTING) Hut! Let's go, Doug! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL LAUGHING) Well, it's not funny.
(ALL LAUGHING) Well, it's not funny. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL SCREAMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL SCREAMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL SCREAMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL SCREAMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL SCREAMING) (TIRES SQUEALING)
(ALL SCREAMING) (TIRES SQUEALING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL SNORING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ALL YELLING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(APPLAUSE) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(APPLAUSE) (WOMAN WHOOPING)
(APPLAUSE) (WOMAN WHOOPING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(AS GROOM) It's a trick I learned in Vietnam.
(AS GROOM) It's a trick I learned in Vietnam. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(BAND PLAYING TANGO MUSIC)
(BAND PLAYING TANGO MUSIC) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(BEATBOXING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(BLOWING) (ALL EXCLAIMING)
(BLOWING) (ALL EXCLAIMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(BODY THUDS) REGGIE: Oh, shit!
(BODY THUDS) REGGIE: Oh, shit! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(BOTH LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(BOTH LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CAMERA CLICKING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CAMERA CLICKING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CAMERA CLICKS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CAR HORNS HONKING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CARS HONKING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHEERING CONTINUES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHUCKLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHUCKLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHUCKLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHUCKLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHUCKLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHUCKLES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHUCKLES) All right, I'll see you at the rehearsal dinner.
(CHUCKLES) All right, I'll see you at the rehearsal dinner. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHUCKLES) I'll say nice things at your funeral, too.
(CHUCKLES) I'll say nice things at your funeral, too. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CHUCKLES) Uh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CLATTERS) Oops. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CLEARS THROAT) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CLICKS TONGUE) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CROWD LAUGHING) I ain't lying.
(CROWD LAUGHING) I ain't lying. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CRYING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(CRYING) It was you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(DIALING PHONE) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(DOG BARKS) (FLESH SQUELCHES)
(DOG BARKS) (FLESH SQUELCHES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(DOG SNARLING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(DOOR BUZZING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(DOOR OPENS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(DOUG MOANING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(DOUG SCREAMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(DOUG STAMMERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ED GRUNTING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(EXHALES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(EXHALES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(EXHALES) Oh, God. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(EXHALES) We were this close, Doug.
(EXHALES) We were this close, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(FEEDBACK SQUEALS) Okay. One, two...
(FEEDBACK SQUEALS) Okay. One, two... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(FEEDBACK) (GLASS CLINKING)
(FEEDBACK) (GLASS CLINKING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GAGS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GAGS) (GUESTS MURMURING)
(GAGS) (GUESTS MURMURING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GASPS) ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GASPS) Oh, my God. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GASPS) Right? Right. Yeah.
(GASPS) Right? Right. Yeah. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GASPS) You like that, don't you?
(GASPS) You like that, don't you? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GIGGLING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GLASS SHATTERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GROANING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GROANING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GROANING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GROANING) Go, go, go! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GROANING) Oh! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GROANS) (LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GROANS) Don't worry about Lou.
(GROANS) Don't worry about Lou. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GROANS) I'm kind of numb.
(GROANS) I'm kind of numb. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GROANS) There's only a week left
(GROANS) There's only a week left from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GROOMSMEN CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GRUNTING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GRUNTING) DOUG: Help me! No!
(GRUNTING) DOUG: Help me! No! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GRUNTING) Oh, God! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GRUNTS) (SHOULDER DISLOCATES)
(GRUNTS) (SHOULDER DISLOCATES) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GRUNTS) (STRAINING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GUESTS CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GUESTS CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GUESTS EXCLAIMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GUESTS GASPING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GUESTS LAUGHING) You may now kiss the bride.
(GUESTS LAUGHING) You may now kiss the bride. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GUESTS MURMURING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GUESTS WHISTLING AND CHEERING)
(GUESTS WHISTLING AND CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(GUNSHOT) (ALL GASP) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(HEART BEATING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(HIGH PITCHED LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(HIGH PITCHED) ♪ You put the weed in the coconut
(HIGH PITCHED) ♪ You put the weed in the coconut from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE) ♪ You put the weed in the coconut
(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE) ♪ You put the weed in the coconut from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(INDISTINCT TALKING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(INHALES) My friends are all gonna be there.
(INHALES) My friends are all gonna be there. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(JIMMY READING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(KNUCKLES CRACKING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) (GUESTS LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) (GUESTS LAUGHING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) And he thanketh...
(LAUGHING) And he thanketh... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) Oh! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) Why? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHING) You should count your blessings.
(LAUGHING) You should count your blessings. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHS) Oh, of course, man.
(LAUGHS) Oh, of course, man. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LAUGHS) We had, like, 400 guests.
(LAUGHS) We had, like, 400 guests. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(LINE BEEPS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(MACHINE BEEPING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(MARCI YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
(MARCI YELLING INDISTINCTLY) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(OLDER PLAYER SCREAMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ORGAN PLAYING WAGNER'S BRIDAL CHORUS)
(ORGAN PLAYING WAGNER'S BRIDAL CHORUS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ORGAN PLAYING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) Ow!
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) Ow! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(PEOPLE CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(PHONE RINGING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SCOFFS) Honey, of course it is.
(SCOFFS) Honey, of course it is. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SCREAMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SCREAMING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SCREAMING) (ALL GASP) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SCREAMING) (ALL GASP) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SCREAMING) GRETCHEN: I am...
(SCREAMING) GRETCHEN: I am... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SCREAMING) What the fuck?
(SCREAMING) What the fuck? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(sesame) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SETH CHUCKLES WEAKLY) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SHOULDER DISLOCATES) Oh!
(SHOULDER DISLOCATES) Oh! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SHUSHING) You smell so sweet.
(SHUSHING) You smell so sweet. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SIGHS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SIGHS) Doug here is a real keeper.
(SIGHS) Doug here is a real keeper. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SIGHS) NAS, Doug. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SINGING HEBREW PRAYER) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SLAPS) Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SOFTLY) Is he serious? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SOFTLY) Yay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SQUEALS) Voted the number one
(SQUEALS) Voted the number one from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(STAMMERS) Can we do that, maybe?
(STAMMERS) Can we do that, maybe? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(STAMMERS) No, I don't know that that's... He can't...
(STAMMERS) No, I don't know that that's... He can't... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(STAMMERS) Okay. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(STAMMERS) See, I sent them an email,
(STAMMERS) See, I sent them an email, from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(STUTTERING) of soap operas.
(STUTTERING) of soap operas. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(STUTTERS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(STUTTERS) good looks. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(SWING MUSIC PLAYING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(TIRES SQUEALING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(WHISPERING) Gretchen, calm down.
(WHISPERING) Gretchen, calm down. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(WHISPERING) Shh. Calm down. Calm down.
(WHISPERING) Shh. Calm down. Calm down. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(WHISPERING) You bastard.
(WHISPERING) You bastard. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(WHISPERS) Let's get him out of here.
(WHISPERS) Let's get him out of here. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(WHISPERS) Please don't throw me the ball.
(WHISPERS) Please don't throw me the ball. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(WHOOPING) ♪ You're gonna help me back up again
(WHOOPING) ♪ You're gonna help me back up again from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(WHOOPS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(YELLING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(YELLING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
(YELLING) (CAMERA CLICKS)
(YELLING) (CAMERA CLICKS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ ...me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ 'Cause he gonna rock when my stone hit him
♪ 'Cause he gonna rock when my stone hit him from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ 'Cause I gotta feeling ♪
♪ 'Cause I gotta feeling ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ 'Cause I know you're willing
♪ 'Cause I know you're willing from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ (ALL CHEERING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ (DOOR OPENING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ (DOOR OPENING) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ All my women love me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ All my... All my women love me
♪ All my... All my women love me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And do it, and do it from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And I can't wait to finally explode
♪ And I can't wait to finally explode from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And I I I I from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And I I I I from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And I'm feeling from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And light that shit up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And light that shit up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And light that shit up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And light that shit up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And party and bullshit from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And party and bullshit from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And party and bullshit And party and bullshit
♪ And party and bullshit And party and bullshit from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And party and bullshit And party and bullshit
♪ And party and bullshit And party and bullshit from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And something borrowed from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And then we'll do it again
♪ And then we'll do it again from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And you light that shit up ♪
♪ And you light that shit up ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And you you you you from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ And you you you you from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Baton twirling ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Brand Nubian shit beatin' down punks!
♪ Brand Nubian shit beatin' down punks! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Bum bum from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Bum bum ♪ When you wear something blue
♪ Bum bum ♪ When you wear something blue from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Bum bum, da da a from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ But can you groove the way I groove?
♪ But can you groove the way I groove? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ But can you groove the way I groove?
♪ But can you groove the way I groove? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ But, girl, I wanna know if you can move like this
♪ But, girl, I wanna know if you can move like this from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ But, girl, I wanna know if you can move like this
♪ But, girl, I wanna know if you can move like this from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ By handsome Steve from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Can you do this, lady?
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Can you do this, lady? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Can you move like I do?
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Can you move like I do? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Can you shake, shake it, mama?
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Can you shake, shake it, mama? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Cock it back from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Combustible from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Did you come to dance at all?
♪ Did you come to dance at all? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Do you remember? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Don't worry about me I'm gonna make it all right
♪ Don't worry about me I'm gonna make it all right from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Easy come Easy go from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Even if I look and act really crazy
♪ Even if I look and act really crazy from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Find a stone from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Gonna make me fall in love with you
♪ Gonna make me fall in love with you from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Gonna make me fall in love with you
♪ Gonna make me fall in love with you from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Got my enemies crossed out in my sight
♪ Got my enemies crossed out in my sight from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Grab your shotgun from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Grab your slingshot from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Gretchen was dumped from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ He should know that the day is mine
♪ He should know that the day is mine from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Hey, Baby from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Hugs from the honeys Pounds from the roughnecks
♪ Hugs from the honeys Pounds from the roughnecks from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I don't wanna lie from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I got my money from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I gotta feeling from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I gotta feeling from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I know you think that you can move
♪ I know you think that you can move from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I know you think that you can move
♪ I know you think that you can move from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind
♪ I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I think I wanna marry you ♪ (DOOR OPENS)
♪ I think I wanna marry you ♪ (DOOR OPENS) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I think I wanna marry you.
♪ I think I wanna marry you. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I watched and went out of my mind
♪ I watched and went out of my mind from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I went way down, she betrayed me
♪ I went way down, she betrayed me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ I'm gonna take what you're giving
♪ I'm gonna take what you're giving from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ If I fall back down from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ If I fall back down, you're gonna be my friend ♪
♪ If I fall back down, you're gonna be my friend ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ If you believed in me ♪
♪ If you believed in me ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ If you got moves then let me see
♪ If you got moves then let me see from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ If you keep on shaking your hips
♪ If you keep on shaking your hips from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ In the nighttime I'm camouflage
♪ In the nighttime I'm camouflage from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ In this universe inside
♪ In this universe inside from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ It ain't hard to tell I'm the east coast overdoser
♪ It ain't hard to tell I'm the east coast overdoser from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ It's a beautiful night from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ It's only a paper moon ♪
♪ It's only a paper moon ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Jump off that sofa from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Jump off that sofa ♪ Come on
♪ Jump off that sofa ♪ Come on from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Just say I do from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Just take it from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ La, la, la, la from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ La, la, la, la from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ La, la, la, la ♪ Oh. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Let's burn the... from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Let's do it, let's do it, do it
♪ Let's do it, let's do it, do it from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Let's get, get off from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Let's live it up ♪ Let's live it up
♪ Let's live it up ♪ Let's live it up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Let's spend it up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Let's spend it up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Like bang, bang, bang Darkness falls
♪ Like bang, bang, bang Darkness falls from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Like boom, boom, boom Let me shine
♪ Like boom, boom, boom Let me shine from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Like, oh, my God from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Maze! tov ♪ L'Chaim from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Now can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Now can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Now can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that
♪ Now can you do this? ♪ Yeah, I can do that from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Now I I I I don't know who you are
♪ Now I I I I don't know who you are from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Now I I I I don't know who you are
♪ Now I I I I don't know who you are from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Now I sure hope that moon got rhythm
♪ Now I sure hope that moon got rhythm from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Now I sure hope that the sun got rhythm
♪ Now I sure hope that the sun got rhythm from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Now why are you standing on the wall?
♪ Now why are you standing on the wall? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Oh, babe ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Oh, babe! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Oh, can you hand jive, baby?
♪ Oh, can you hand jive, baby? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Oh, yeah from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Party and bullshit And party and bullshit
♪ Party and bullshit And party and bullshit from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Party and bullshit And party and bullshit
♪ Party and bullshit And party and bullshit from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Rock it, don't stop from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Said he had beef, asked me if I had my piece
♪ Said he had beef, asked me if I had my piece from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Seen my man Sei that I knew from the projects
♪ Seen my man Sei that I knew from the projects from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ She was my woman from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ She's not the one coming back for you
♪ She's not the one coming back for you from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ She's not the one coming back for you
♪ She's not the one coming back for you from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Shoot the moon until the night is gone
♪ Shoot the moon until the night is gone from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Shoot the sun until the sky is black
♪ Shoot the sun until the sky is black from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Sure do I'm a bad boy from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Teach me how to dougie from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Teach me how to dougie from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Teach me, teach me how to dougie
♪ Teach me, teach me how to dougie from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Teach me, teach me how to dougie ♪
♪ Teach me, teach me how to dougie ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Tell me right now, baby
♪ Tell me right now, baby from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good night from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good, good night from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good, good night
♪ That tonight's gonna be a good, good night from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ The big, big bang from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ The big, big bang from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ The big, big bang from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ The reason I'm alive from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ The reason I'm alive from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ They stood by me when she flew
♪ They stood by me when she flew from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ To me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ To me from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Tonight's the night ♪ Hey!
♪ Tonight's the night ♪ Hey! from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ We'll just hit up the Supper Club And make some mistakes
♪ We'll just hit up the Supper Club And make some mistakes from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ We'll Shut it down from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ When all the stars collide
♪ When all the stars collide from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Whoo hoo from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Whoo hoo from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Whoo! Now can you hand jive, baby?
♪ Whoo! Now can you hand jive, baby? from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ Why, why... ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You ain't messing with my dougie
♪ You ain't messing with my dougie from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You are so beautiful from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You are so beautiful from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You put the weed in the coconut
♪ You put the weed in the coconut from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You put the weed in the coconut
♪ You put the weed in the coconut from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You put the weed in the coconut
♪ You put the weed in the coconut from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You put the weed in the coconut
♪ You put the weed in the coconut from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You put the weed in the coconut
♪ You put the weed in the coconut from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You put the weed in the coconut ♪
♪ You put the weed in the coconut ♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You put the weed in the coconut And light that shit up
♪ You put the weed in the coconut And light that shit up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You put the weed in the coconut And light that shit up
♪ You put the weed in the coconut And light that shit up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You put the weed in the coconut And light that shit up
♪ You put the weed in the coconut And light that shit up from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You're everything I hoped for
♪ You're everything I hoped for from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪ You're everything I need
♪ You're everything I need from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪♪ from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪♪ (APPLAUSE) from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪♪> from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
♪♪> from The Wedding Ringer (2015)
$40 says it's The Carpenters. You're on.
$40 says it's The Carpenters. You're on. from The Wedding Ringer (2015)