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Dumb & Dumber (1994)

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

"Dumb & Dumber" is a comedy film released in 1994, directed by Peter Farrelly and starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in the lead roles. The movie is a hilarious road trip comedy that follows the misadventures of two blissfully ignorant friends, Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) and Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels). Lloyd, a lovable but dim-witted limo driver, falls for a woman named Mary Swanson (Lauren Holly) and embarks on a cross-country journey to return her lost briefcase. Unbeknownst to them, the briefcase contains ransom money and they find themselves pursued by criminals.

The film is notable for its slapstick humor, witty one-liners, and the outrageous performances from Carrey and Daniels, which launched them to new levels of comedic stardom. "Dumb & Dumber" has achieved a cult following over the years and is considered one of the most absurd and quotable comedies of the '90s.

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A few baseball cards, a sack of marbles...
A little tense about the flight?
A motorist saw a pooch about 30 miles back headed this way.
A place where the beer flows like wine.
A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love to you.
A tad?
After all, the snow's gonna be gone in a couple of weeks...
After all, the snow's gonna be gone in a couple of weeks...
All I saw was one bag and a briefcase.
All right, if that's what he wants.
All we gotta do is show a little class, a little sophistication...
Alpine Drive?
Although at the time he wasn't sure he wanted to accept the gift.
And all this time I've been going through such pain and personal anguish.
And another one of those.
And I stand by my performance.
And I'll tell you something else.
And next, we'll be back in a minute...
And no one's ever gonna break us apart.
And now, no? Now... Wait a minute. Wait.
And of course, Prince Charles and Di when they were together...
And of course, Prince Charles and Di when they were together...
And we already got the tuxes.
And you're a horrible shot.
Any word yet, sir?
Anybody can make a mistake.
Anything else before I leave the area?
Anyway, yeah, about my friend... What are you doing tomorrow?
Are you okay, man? It was just a goof.
Are you sure you went to the right bar?
Aren't you gonna invite me in?
Aspen it is.
At Pacific Bell, we believe that's pretty special.
Be right out.
Be strong.
Beautiful outfit, sir.
Because you're a regular guy.
Big place?
Both of them?
Briefcase ain't here. He must have taken it with him.
But he blamed me.
But most of all...
But wait, but you... We're supposed to talk about all expenditures, Lloyd.
But what if he shot you in the face?
But why don't we make it quarter to 8?
Can I have a vegetarian meal?
Can't be too careful.
Can't you just feel it, Harry?
Cannot. Triple stamped it. No erasies. Touch blue, make it true.
Check, please.
Come here.
Come on, flush, you bastard.
Come on, Harry.
Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry. Come on, come on.
Come on, Joe. Let me do them. Let me do both of them.
Come on, shoot me.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, come on.
Come on. Give me that booze, you little pumpkin pie haircutted freak.
Come on. Let's go get bowls of loudmouth soup.
Coming through.
Could I have some pistachios, please?
Did you get a gun?
Did you get a make on the vehicle?
Did you pay the gas bill?
Do what he says.
Do you know where she lives?
Do you realize what you've done?
Do you think?
Dogs, to the layperson.
Don't do anything foolish, Harry.
Don't tell me to shut up, woman.
Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Neugyburger.
Don't worry, we'll catch our break too.
Don't worry.
Don't worry. They ain't gonna be running around nowhere...
Don't you ever say that again.
Eeny, meeny, miney, Moe!
Enjoy your meal, guys.
Excuse me, but you... You're spraying everywhere.
Excuse me, Flo?
Excuse me, gentlemen. This is a $500 a plate dinner. Good night.
Excuse me, gunman.
Excuse me, guys.
Excuse me, little old lady.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Could you tell me how to get to the medical school?
Extra gloves?
Feels good to mingle with these laid back country folk, don't it, Har?
Find a happy place.
First time I set eyes on Mary Swanson...
First, Mary dumps us, then the cops take our nest egg...
Flo, like the TV show.
Flying somewhere?
For God's sakes just give me the damn number!
Fraida Felcher.
Fraida told me the whole sleazy story, Mr. French Tickler.
From Cranston?
Gas Man.
Get a move on it.
Get her.
Get off the pho...
Get off the phone.
Get out of here. I'm... I've...
Go ahead and add it up. Every Cent's accounted for.
Go around now. Go around.
God, it feels so good to get up here.
Good plan. Where does she live?
Goodbye, my love
Got a little nippy going through the pass, huh, Har?
Got room for one more if you still wanna go to Aspen.
Guys! Enough!
Guys! Guys! Guys!
Happy now?
Harry, I'm sorry, but something important has come up and I've got to run out.
Harry, what are you doing in there?
Harry, why haven't you dropped those dogs off at the show yet?
Harry, you got that crazy look in your eye.
Harry? Are you in there?
Harry. Look.
Harry. Wait up.
He's dead.
He's got a gun!
He's kindest, gentlest man I've ever met. Will you meet him?
Helen, you're embarrassing me.
Helen, you're embarrassing me.
Hello. How are you?
Here, here.
Here, it's a little loose. You might wanna...
Here, Lloyd. This helps. Here.
Here, put us down for... Put us down for four.
Here. Here you go. Here you go. Here you go.
Here's your drink, baby.
Here's your happy place.
Hey, guys.
Hey, guys. Oh, Big Gulps, huh? All right.
Hey, Harry, I got some beef jerk...
Hey, Harry, old buddy, old pal.
Hey, Harry. You never called.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey. Here they come.
Hey, I have it at my hotel room.
Hey, look, we're almost in Colorado.
Hey, man. What's that?
Hey, maybe it was a coincidence.
Hey, maybe it was a coincidence.
Hey, watch it!
Hey, what do I look like?
Hey, where did you get those?
Hey! Coming!
Hey. Who? But... Huh?
Hey. Why don't we get busy and deliver the briefcase to Mary.
Hi, Harry Dunne. Pleasure to meet you both.
Hi, Petey.
Hi, the door's open. Come on upstairs.
Hi, y'all.
Hi. Make yourself at home. I'm almost ready. One minute?
His head fell off?
His head fell off.
Hold that.
Home. I'm walking home.
How about a hug?
How come I didn't get a gun?
How come you didn't bring her over?
How could anybody whack a bird with a cork?
How could they not have gotten the ransom?
How nice for you. Don't forget that your bread plate is on the left.
How the hell do they know that I got gas?
How was your day?
How you doing?
Hurry, I'm pitching it.
I bet I can get you gambling before the end of the day.
I bought them when we filled up.
I brought you your briefcase.
I came a long way just to see you, Mary. Just...
I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.
I can't believe this, Lloyd.
I can't believe we drove around all day and there's not a single job in this town.
I can't feel my fingers anymore, Lloyd.
I can't stop going once I've started. It stings.
I couldn't possibly accept that.
I desperately wanna make love to a schoolboy.
I didn't even see it coming.
I didn't really have a lot to do, you know...
I don't bet.
I don't have the energy to start a new state.
I don't know about you, but I am getting sick and tired...
I don't know how, but I'm gonna get you.
I don't know, Lloyd, this place doesn't really do it for me.
I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Let me look it up.
I don't know...
I don't think he's gonna get that message, Joe.
I don't think we should do anything out of the ordinary.