Muppet Treasure Island (1996) Edit

A bloodthirsty captain and a cutthroat crew

A cook?

A friend you can trust is worth his weight in gold.

A little love power

A little love power

A little used piece of equipment fails into disrepair

A sailor's blood begins racing

Aboard this exceptionally safe little boat.

Ach du liebe Volkswagen car

Acquaintances.

Actually, Squire, we were hoping to meet your father.

After you jilted me, I took up with this Bernie Flint.

Ah, I knew it. He's furious.

Ah, I make cheese out of you. Come on!

Ah, it were a terrible shame.

Ah, it'll be a bit closer than that. I can't reach it from there.

Ah, me own shipmates, they'll gully me for sure!

Ah, Rizzo, it's not so bad. Angel Marie said that later on,

Ah, that's just a figment of your imagination.

Ah, the wind seems to be freshening.

Ah, very true.

Ah, yeah, but what if you don't have a compass?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Geronimo!

Ah! Ha ha ha ha!

Ah! I heard that! There's someone here!

Aha! A pretty little girl, is it?

Aha! Aha! Ah? Oh!

All hands on deck!

All right, boys.

All right, folks, have your checks made out to rat tours limited.

All right, Jim, lad, where to from here?

All right, let's go. Okay. That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful.

All right, Mr. Bimbo. I didn't know you had such a good singing voice.

All right! All right! Just one small one.

All right. Snip, snip, snip.

All we found was his hat!

Allow me to introduce my pet lobster Polly.

Am I dead?

Am I doomed to wash and dry

And a guy who lives in a bear's finger?

And anybody else to get their mitts on that map!

And as for you!

And beg for deliverance from damnation!

And believe me, lad,

And dig up the treasure.

And gullying hurts, right?

And have no fear

And he hasn't got the bloody map!

And he's got the treasure map.

And I just can't help but wonder

And I know for a fact that it was terribly unsafe.

And I know this life I'm living

And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood

And I will personally finance the voyage for the treasure myself.

And I'll be by your side

And I'm the new cap'n.

And is it a curse I'm under to do it 'till die

And it'll be nay jokin' matter, hose nose.

And it's drawn on a page from the Bible.

And leave your shipmates with nothing.

And let's go find the treasure!

And love you like a son

And make your life bright as the rainbow

And make your life bright as the rainbow

And make your life bright as the rainbow

And margaritas at the midnight buffet

And me, I could have been a contender

And no one legged son of a bilge rat will...

And now though we're all here

And now we'll be tried for mutiny!

And only Flint, his own self, returned.

And our mates will always be

And oysters in your bed.

And people die by fallin' overboard

And should be feared and hated

And smiles a warm sweet smile

And so, my friends, the sea has claimed another loyal officer and friend.

And softer than the summer rain

And softer than the summer rain

And softer than the summer rain

And sweep you off your feet

And sweep you off your feet

And that's that. This conversation is finished.

And that's what we're proud to be

And the future... Below us.

And their exploding wigs of death!

And then it died.

And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue

And those buccaneers drown their sins in rum

And though we may put into port

And we being the rightful owners.

And we'll share and share alike with you

And we've been given another chance

And when greed and villainy sail the sea

And when you're a professional pirate

And when you're a professional pirate

And you, Squire Trelawney.

And you'll have to... Negotiate strenuously.

And you'll keep your mind and body sound by working out of doors

And, uh, someone on board

Angel Marie.

Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight.

Anyway, here's the plan.

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Are creeping open!

Are planning to share the treasure with the likes of us?

Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?

Are you kiddin'? I love you guys!

Are you kidding? Jim is family.

As captain, I order you to give me the map.

As fine a crustacean as a man could ask for.

Au revoir, mon capitaine.

Ave, aye, sir!

Ave. aye.

Aye, aye, sir!

Aye, that it is, Polly. Never trust a silver platter.

Aye! Beware the one legged man! He's the one to fear!

Aye.

Basted with butter!

Beachfront property!

Beaker, stop fooling around.

Bed wetting and a near death experience.

Been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas

Beggin' your pardon, gentlemen,

Benjamina, I just want you to know that I'm sorry.

Beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy objects.

Beware, lads!

Beware!

Big fat ugly bug face baby eating O'Brien?

Billy Bones!

Billy Bones! Ah, I'd know that scurvy mug of yours anywhere.

Billy's dead,

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Bonsoir, mes amis.

Boogie, boogie, boogie!

Boogie!

Boom sha kal a kal Boom sha kal a kal

Boom sha kal a kal Boom sha kal a kal

Boom sha kal a kal Boom sha kal a kal

Boom sha kal a kal Boom sha kal a kal

Boom sha kal a kal Boom sha kal a kal

Boom Sha kal a kal.

Boy, Gonzo, it sounds like you're coming down with a little cold there.

Boys, look at the state of this place!

Bravo, Cap'n.

Breeze ain't blowing and the bird don't fly

Bring forth Boom Sha kal a kal.

Bring her up hard of starboard, helmsman.

But Dead Tom's always been dead.

But destiny could see we deserve

But destiny could see we deserved

But I held your memory

But I thought sailors had talking parrots as pets.

But I'll trick them! I'll shake out another reef and daddle 'em again!

But I'm not Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.

But it makes me sick at heart to sail with the likes of you.

But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him

But when you're a professional pirate

But who has the map now, huh?

But, Captain, we just heard. Long John is planning a mutiny,

But, uh, it's not even his birthday.

By rights, I should be locked up too

By the powers. What a coincidence.

By the way, that Silver fellow may not be trustworthy.

By then, all the fight should be out of 'em.

Bye bye.

Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard

Cabin fever!

Cabin fever!

Cabin fever! Ah!

Can we get on with this? Get outta here, will ya?

Can we make a rug out of him?

Can't a woman get her beauty sleep anymore?

Can't be my destiny

Can't hear ya. No?

Captain Bones!

Captain!

Captain!

Captain?

Cast away, men! Be quick now!

Certainly. What are rich, half wit sons for?

Chica chica boom boom chica chica boom boom chic

Chica chica boom chica chica boom boom chic arriba!

Chop, chop!

Chop, chop. Look lively now. The Captain will be here soon.

Closing time!

Come along.

Come back, you cowards!

Come on then, lad. Let's not waste time.

Come on, Jerry! He's just a kid!

Come on, Jim. Don't bother Captain.

Come on, let's go!

Come on, Long John. You could captain this ship.

Come on, mates! The treasure's ours!

Come on, men! It's back to blighty now, lads!

Come on, then, lads.

Come on, we've got to save the Captain!

Come on.

Come on. Fight. Where are you?

Come, Flaubert.

Congeniality.

Considering what's just happened.

Cool.

Cool.

Couple of dozen noses, if anything weird happens...

Cowabunga!

Cucaracha.

Cute couple.

Danger walks on deck we say what the heck

Dead men tell no tales

Dead Tom's dead!

Deserves deliberation

Did this happen to us

Did this happen to us

Do si do, step on his toe listen to him squeal

Do we actually believe some bozo's gonna give us a ship

Do you really think the Captain and the Squire

Do you think this will work, Dr. Livesey?

Don't be giving him anymore rum!

Don't get your hopes up, laddie.

Don't tell him anything, Mina. Uh, I beg you!

Don't try to hide, Billy! You know what we want!

Don't wanna spend time with a rat and a...

Don't worry, Captain. We'll watch for him.

Don't ya understand what I been tellin' ya?

Don't you start with me about pirates!

Donate your compass to the treasure hunt and get a full share!

Down!

Dreamin '

Drop him in the drink

Easy, Jim. 'Tis all in good fun.

Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Rizzo!

Eh, Jimmy?

Eh.

Enjoy your cruise, sir. Next!

Enough of this singin'!

Enough to put your faith in

Even in the China Sea, that's north.

Even old Flinty feared him.

Every man aboard would have killed his mate

Every storm we ride is its own reward

Exactly!

Excuse me, sir, but the bar is closed.

Fall down on your knees

Fantastic, Mr. Arrow. That was beautiful.

Feel so good when everybody feels

Feel the inspiration

Feels like we're really doing it.

Fiddle!

Fight, you idiots!

Find me north out there among them stars.

Five days since we had a breeze.

Flaubert, meet Da Da.

Flaubert! Get away, you stupid anteater! You spoiled my entrance.

Flint hung 'em up there after he gullied 'em

Flint knew an island.

For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight

For lettin' thieves like them aboard this ship.

For the last time,

Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin?

Get back there, you yellow bellied bilge rats!

Get it? Oysters? Bed?

Get out of my inn, you tattooed miseries!

Gimme that map. Let's go.

Give up?

Give us one more chance.

Go on, out ya go!

Go on.

Go, go, go!

Going somewhere, John John?

Going to allow drinking on this voyage.

Gold and blood, they were Flint's trademarks.

Gonzo? Is that you, Gonzo?

Good day, Mr. Arrow.

Good evening, Bill.

Good night, boys.

Greetings. Moi am Benjamina Gunn.

Guys!

Ha ha ha! See? See?

Ha ha, ho ho!

Ha ha, ho ho!

Ha ha, Silver!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha! Ha!

Ha! Well, in my galley, you're always welcome to help yourselves!

Half the crew drowned in leaky lifeboats.

Half wit son young Squire Trelawney's here.

Hand it to me like a good lad, will ya?

Has a map.

Has come together against me.

Hawkins.

He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie.

He runs this ship, not I.

He was my age when he sailed to China as a cabin boy.

He will return on the feast of St. Lulu.

He wound up a first mate.

He'd leave both behind him that day.

He'd throw a line out the back and let me drag along the bottom.

He'll be by your side

He'll only kill you too. Don't listen to him!

He's coming to kill us.

He's Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.

Head for those cliffs.

Headless Bill.

Headless Bill.

Heave ho, we'll go

Heh! What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots?

Heigh ho and up she rises

Heigh ho and up she rises

Heigh ho and up she rises

Heigh ho, everyone.

Heigh ho, we'll go

Heigh ho, we'll go

Heigh ho, we'll go

Hello, Long John.

Hello! Earth to Jimbo.

Here

Here you go.

Hey, Gonzo, you think he's gonna eat this?

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, there could be extenuatin' circumstances.

Hey, ho, ho

Hey, ho, ho it's one for all for one

Hey, how does it feel, Captain Hawkins?

Hey, man! I can't figure out what side we're on.

Hey, wait! Where are you taking him?

Hey, when do we eat? My feet are killing me.

Hey, where's my camera?

Hey. Thank you.

Hi yah!

Hi, Jim!

Hiya, guys.

Hmm, hmm.

Hmm, we see you have boom boom sticks.

Hmm?

Hmm? My keys!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Ah. Uh, uh.

Hmm. Hmm. The caulking appears tight.

Hmm. I'm starting to worry about this voyage.

Hmm. Take the mousie, then skewer the mousie!

Hoist the sails and sing

Hoist the sails and sing

Hoo hoo!

Hopping mad!

How comes it gets to be such a pigsty, huh?

How does she bloody do that?

How does she do that?

How does she do that?

How I ever let you go

How I ever let you go

How infortuitous our firearms weren't loaded, Beakie.

How old were you when he died, then?

Howdy, vous, stinky froggy man and friends.

Huh?

Huh? Oh!

Hulla wacka, moo/ah wacka sailor man beware

Hulla wacka, ulla wacka something not right

Hurry, Rizzo!

Hurry! Hurry!

Hurry. Come on. Get in the boat.

I am definitely gonna need bigger pants.

I am Spa'am, high priest of the boars.

I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow.

I believe they prefer visually challenged fiend.

I can't. The Captain wants me.

I could have been a lawyer but I just had too much heart

I could have been a surgeon I like taking things apart

I could have been in politics

I didn't say that, Mr. Arrow.

I don't know about this crew.

I don't know.

I don't want any benefits.

I feel like the world is passing me by

I feel like they're always watchin' us, just waitin' to pounce.

I found the bullets. See? Here they are. They...

I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain

I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain

I got cabin fever it's driving me insane

I got cabin fever!

I got cabin fever. I think I lost my grip.

I got it! I got it!

I got the horrors! Give me rum!

I guess the human beings wanna hang out together,

I hope you didn't think I was lying about that.

I just know I was born to lead

I knew your father, Jim. He was a good man.

I know it's you.

I know you're here, Billy.

I know. Come on. We've got to get help.

I learned it from my friends, Mr. Silver.

I left some table scraps in there for your supper.

I look around here and I want to cry

I lost myself when I lost you

I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet

I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank

I may even have a future with the NBA.

I mean, Long John's only a cook. How dangerous could he be?

I mean, some family we are.

I mean, you know, uh... If, uh...

I mean...

I never felt like this before.

I prefer to cut a throat

I say we should kill that captain now.

I say we're victims of bad press

I say! This does not look safe!

I say... We should kill him!

I says, let the Captain steer us closer to the island.

I shall tend to my duty and see to it

I should just run off to sea like my father did.

I should've let him live in my finger.

I suppose I will. You have to return to Bristol to stand trial.

I tell you, I'm not a patient man.

I think I smell something burning, no?

I think we're going to need a net.

I was anticipating your whim, sir. Humph.

I was Flinty's first mate! We all were! Blind Pew and me!

I was floating 'neath the tropic moon

I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.

I was wearing her white lace dress.

I were eight when my father died at sea.

I wish we were back at the Admiral Benbow eating table scraps.

I'd hoped it wouldn't come to this, Jim, but

I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script.

I'd rather not, sir.

I'll be careful with it, sir.

I'll be taking it either way, Jim.

I'll break.

I'll never know

I'll put my courage to the test

I'll say. We might have shot somebody.

I'll show you what I think of your curse.

I'll throw you overboard like I did that scurvy mate Mr. Arrow!

I'm a pig! I need commitment!

I'm afraid we shish kebab and barbecue stowaways on this ship.

I'm an easy man. A gentlemen of fortune, says most.

I'm going as fast as I can.

I'm hoping you're willing to give me the map now,

I'm just a ship's cook.

I'm just gonna light a match if you don't mind, here.

I'm not really sure I should be talking about this with you or with anyone.

I'm not sayin' we got problems, uh...

I'm sorry your present didn't work out.

I'm sorry, lad. I were only foolin'.

I'm taller! This is so cool!

I'm tellin' ya, I got a million more just like that.

I'm the only friend you've got in the world now, Jim.

I'm tired!

I've got it too!

I've got the lad's treasure map now.

I've taken the liberty of hiding a few of my best men aboard.

If a second round follows,

If anyone mutinies before I says so,

If he comes pokin' 'round here, you run for me whippety quick!

If I had a life, I'd hate it.

If I had it, my friends and I

If I had that treasure map, I'd be tradin' it for a decent meal.

If it does I'm gonna hide

If it's weird and wild let's go and find it

If that's what you're thinking,

If we found someplace with 10 square meals a day

If you forget that again, there'll be no table scraps for a week!

If you're gonna be the cook on this ship, Mr. Silver,

In exchange for me own life.

Instead of spending every afternoon

Is he bad tempered? The man is a raging volcano

Isn't that exciting?

It can lift you up

It feels like we're finally having an adventure!

It feels so good when everybody feels

It is.

It make the soul and the spirit strong

It means they've taken over the Hispaniola,

It was the first dozen times we heard it.

It will be safe in here, sir.

It would be disastrous.

It's all exaggerated

It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an...

It's all I have of his. Please. Please.

It's as dark a tale as was ever told

It's been six weeks since we left England.

It's coming straight for us!

It's how you look at buccaneers

It's like giving the treasure to us on a silver platter.

It's me, Blind Pew.

It's mine! I'm goin' for that treasure myself!

It's more than you deserve, ya villainous dogs!

It's peelin' paint off of the shuffleboard court.

It's so nauseating!

It's the boat steering thing.

It's the ghost of Captain Flinty.

It's time to sail or sink

It's worth a try, Rizzo.

Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.

Jim, lad!

Jim, lad!

Jim, they've got Captain Smollett.

Jim! Ah!

Jimmy. Jim. Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.

Join us, lad.

Just because we show him Captain Bones' map?

Just doin' my duty, sir.

Just getting dishpan hands

Just kidding.

Just like a family

Just take it all for yourself

Kill Captain Smollett, and you'll have to kill me.

Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me.

Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me.

Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo,

Kill them all!

Laid down by the brothers of Buckfast Abbey,

Land ho!

Last night you forgot to put out the lantern!

Let danger call my name

Let me tell you now

Let's dig up the treasure together, eh?

Lift you up when you get low

Lift you up when you get low

Lift you up when you get low

Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath!

Long John shot him!

Long John Silver, at your humble service.

Long John Silver?

Long John to his friends.

Long John, look!

Long John, please don't drop it.

Long John! Long John! Look! The ship!

Look out!

Look!

Look! The wind is back!

Look. It's the Captain and the pig.

Looking back

Looking back I'll never know

Looking for some daft treasure map.

Lost that timber fighting brigands off Madagascar under Admiral Hawke.

Love led us

Love led us here

Love led us here

Love led us here

Love led us here

Love led us here

Love led us here

Love led us here

Love led us here

Love led us here

Love power

Love power

Love power

Love power There's no higher power

Make it work

Man overboard!

Maniac!

Manly men are we

Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight

Margaritas at the midnight buffet

Maroonee, temptress and queen of this...

Master Hawkins, may I see you in my cabin, please?

May I help you?

May the wind be ever at your back, Samuel Arrow.

Maybe someday I will.

Maybe they'll ask real nice.

Me

Me, I sails by the stars.

Me!

Mi casa es su casa.

Mind what?

Mmm hmm.

Mr. Arrow, lock those three up for the remainder of the voyage.

Mr. Arrow, over here!

Mr. Arrow's gone overboard, and

Mr. Bimbo! That was some amazing swordplay!

Mr. Samuel Arrow, a wonderful man who

Murder in the air

Mushy mushy! Oh. Lovey dovey!

My boy, why not consider a more challenging career

My father said now, son, this choice

My future looks like nowhere that I want to be

My love for you is deeper than the deep, blue sea.

My mother came all the way from France.

My name is Gonzo, and the guy in your chicken is Rizzo.

Navigating with my father's old compass

Never get involved in politics.

Never. My friend and I will never tell.

No dampness under the gunwale.

No offense meant, gentlemen, sirs. No offense meant.

No one knows to this day who has old Flint's map.

No one maroons me and gets away with it!

No way! You're not takin' me on some crazy treasure hunt!

No, no, no, no! The paper!

No, that's silly. The man who lives in my finger hired the crew, Mr. Bimbo.

No, we gotta take it to Long John. Come on.

No!

No! Outta the way! Get outta the way!

No.

No. We must set an example for this questionable crew.

Nobody told them that it ain't that stuff

None of this would've happened if I'd have given Captain Smollet the...

North trail, split level hut with the pink lawn furniture. You can't miss it.

Not anymore. Mr. Arrow took it and locked it up in the Captain's cabin.

Not bad for an amphibian.

Not so fast.

Now free him at once, you scoundrel!

Now heaven seems so near

Now heaven seems so near

Now heaven seems so near

Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship.

Now I know that life can take you by surprise

Now I know that life can take you by surprise

Now I'm as crazy as a loon

Now take Sir Francis Drake the Spanish all despise him

Now take your oars and row away. I never want to see you again, ever.

Now you suffer the wrath of our queen,

Now, get this straight.

Now, I'm not gonna be really patient about this, Benjamina.

Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing?

Now, Jim.

Now, Master Hawkins, I...

Now, tell us where the map is

Now, that gets old Long John to wonderin'.

Now, then.

Now, you run along and do your chores. Go on.

Now. ..

Of all the backwater, no class piles of sand in the ocean,

Of company

Of course, his rich,

Of course. If they were to fall overboard,

Of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen!

Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold

Off to Zanzibar to meet the Zanzibarbarians.

Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians.

Oh, aye, and then old Flinty

Oh, aye! A lot!

Oh, aye.

Oh, Beakie, Beakie. Look, look!

Oh, Billy Bones! Trick or treat!

Oh, brother!

Oh, brother. Here they go again.

Oh, don't bother your head about that. You've only told old Long John.

Oh, don't cry for me, Benjamina.

Oh, don't play games with me, lass.

Oh, Gonzo, he seems all right.

Oh, great! Wow! Ha! Ah!

Oh, hell, Jim. I could never harm you.

Oh, hello, chappies. Everyone, this is Dr. Livesey and his assistant, Beaker.

Oh, hey, man, just play the gig

Oh, hey, Rizzo, relax! Don't be so afraid.

Oh, hi, Long John.

Oh, I love it! 'Tis poetry in motion.

Oh, I may be visually challenged, but I can see you're lying.

Oh, I think I've... Oh, no.

Oh, I... I burned my hand. Oh.

Oh, I'm not sayin' our lifeboats are unsafe, sir.

Oh, I'm sorry, Jim. I got a terrible fear of hanging.

Oh, I've gone way beyond afraid.

Oh, it chills me.

Oh, it's okay, Mina. We're together again.

Oh, Jim, Smollett sails by rules and laws.

Oh, Jim.

Oh, let's forget

Oh, love power

Oh, Master Hawkins, you've come to rescue us.

Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger.

Oh, Mr. Silver, good evening.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, now I understand. That's a brilliant plan.

Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Bimbo, help!

Oh, oh!

Oh, okay. Where will we go?

Oh, please, no! I hate basketball!

Oh, please, no! I hate basketball!

Oh, sir, but I can vouch for this crew myself.

Oh, sir, is there anything I can hold for you for safekeeping?

Oh, Smolly,

Oh, Smolly. You saved me.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, sure.

Oh, that is Mr. Arrow, the first mate, a capital fellow.

Oh, that it would, sir.

Oh, that?

Oh, that's great. Heh.

Oh, the red hot gates of hell

Oh, uh, old girlfriend.

Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until you get them out in the open ocean.

Oh, well...

Oh, what a shame! I'll miss you, lad. That I will.

Oh, what am I gonna do?

Oh, woof.

Oh, yes, and boys,

Oh, yes, indeed.

Oh, yes, John.

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes! My research indicates that pirates are very superstitious.

Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.

Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so.

Oh, you are a good man.

Oh, you needn't be callin' a lowly ship's cook sir.

Oh, you're a fine pair, lads. That you are.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Ah! Oh ho ho!

Oh! Cast me off, Mr. Silver!

Oh! Oh! Oh ho ho ho ho!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, boys. Come join me

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. You must be the cabin boys.

Okay, all right. So I'm a rat and you're a human being

Okay, I give... Uncle. Uh, I'm dead.

Okay, okay, Okay!

Okay, okay. Now, spread out and find the map.

Okay, where does Mrs. Bluveridge keep the bullets?

Om

Om

On a heading of 179 degrees,

On occasion there may be someone you have to execute

On the deep blue sea

One of Captain Bones' adventures,

One of the jolly boats is missing,

Ooh

Ooh, I love that one.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! Hey, Long John! Hey! Get us outta here!

Ooh! Jim, what you doing?

Ooh! Ooh, look!

Ooh! Uh, no.

Ooh.

Oops.

Oops.

Or are we just dreamin'?

Or are we just dreaming

Or did my heart just lose its mind

Or did my heart just lose its mind

Or die like stinking dogs.

Or maybe it's our very own Jim Hawkins.

Or perhaps a financier

Or was I blind

Or we'll tear ya limb from limb!

Others stay. Chop chop!

Our perfect dream away

Our perfect dream away

Over here!

Over the horizon to the great unknown

Ow!

Ow!

Oy, we don't even have to dig it up!

Pardon?

People die by falling overboard

Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight!

Piping aboard Captain Abraham Smollett.

Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it.

Pirates!

Pirates? What an imagination. Give me a cracker.

Pirates. Oh, Jim.

Please! Please!

Pleased I am to initiate you into our enterprising, um... Company.

Poodly, Poodly, poodly, poodly, poodly.

Potatoes, sir.

Prepare to lower the longboats.

Put him in the longboat 'til he's sober

Put him in the longboat until he's sober

Quick, Jim! The back stairs!

Quickly, boys. Gather the officers and meet me in my quarters.

Raised him from a fingerling, I did.

Really? Allow me to disagree, Cap'n.

Remember, we put the rat in pirate.

Reminds me of the night we ran aground off the Pampas.

Rest in peace, my friend.

Retirement estates!

Right back to where we belong

Right back to where we belong

Right back to where we belong

Right back to where we belong

Right now I'm somewhere between

Right, me hearties, I'm gonna give you a cook's tour of this fine ship.

Rizzo.

Roll call!

Rum 'til I float!

Run off to sea and just leave everybody?

Run, lad! Save yourself!

Run! Run!

Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing.

Safely now. Safely.

Sailing for adventure

Sailing for adventure

Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing

Sailing for adventure on the bounding main

Sailing the high seas and searching for buried treasure.

Sailing the seven seas on a five year mission,

Sauerbraten, wiener schnitzel und wunderbar

Say no and I will be forced to terminate our relationship.

Seven.

Shh!

Shh! Okay, after you, Monty.

Shh! Shh!

Shh.

Shh.

Shipmates, remember?

Shiver my timbers shiver my bones

Shiver my timbers shiver my sails

Shopping channel?

Should have took a train

Silence!

Silver!

Sing it, lads!

Sir!

Smart as paint.

Smolly, can it be you?

Smolly, Smolly, he's our man!

Smolly!

Smolly? He marooned me.

So exhilarating!

So many people, they feel so bad

So quick! Go to my sea chest! Get the map!

So take my hand

So take my hand

So who hired 'em?

So, Johnny. May I call you Johnny?

Some black hearted, squid suckin' buccaneer?

Some say that pirates steal

Someone to believe in

Something better

Something better

Something smells good.

Sorry? No, no, sorry doesn't cut it.

Stars?

Step aside, Mr. Bimbo. I shall be taking the helm.

Still...

Stop it!

Stop me if you've heard this one.

Stop!

Stop! Give up now,

Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop! The treasure's at my place.

Stronger than the hurricane

Stronger than the hurricane

Such matters are best suited to Captain Smollett.

Sure ya could.

Swimming to a ship that's full of killer pirates

Swing your partner over the side

Take greeny, flippy, bulgy eyed one away.

Take that!

Talking parrots?

Tell the truth, lad.

Tell us where it is or die!

Terrific. Captured by wild pigs and sacrificed before a pagan altar.

Thank you, Mr. Silver.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you. Twice.

Thanks for coming along, men.

That be Polaris, the North Star.

That call across the oceans

That can't be good.

That every drop of alcohol is thrown overboard.

That I could, lad.

That makes life worthwhile

That makes them bad or good

That was so cool!

That way!

That's enough now, Polly. Go on! Shoo!

That's it. Steady.

That's not a worm. That's my tail.

That's right. We'd be out searching for that treasure,

That's what bein' a captain's all about.

That's what I said! That's what I said!

That's what the job's about

That's where we buried the treasure.

The actual jungle location for the movie Muppet Treasure Island.

The big, blue, wet thing! Yes!

The black spot!

The black spot's a pirate's death sentence!

The cake was filled with lemon custard!

The Captain approaches.

The Captain must have his sword.

The crazier, the better is what I say

The devil himself would have to call them scum

The Hispaniola.

The life my father led

The one legged man brings death.

The pirates have Jim!

The salty breezes whisper

The scuttlebutt among the crew is that, uh,

The sea is always home

The ship is provisioned, the crew is in place,

The soul of decency

The Squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season.

The stars will be our compass

The tide is with us. Mr. Arrow, this voyage has begun.

The treasure map, but I hope you'll give it to me for safekeeping.

The treasure's all ours!

The trip won't be a total loss financially speaking.

The wind was on our side

Then we'll get that twit of a bear!

There ain't no sun in the morning sky

There are bingo games every fun filled day

There are distant lands with burning sands

There are hungers as strong as the winds and tides

There are men whose hearts are as black as coal

There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones

There is no treasure. it was all a clever ruse.

There it is!

There will be no consumption of alcohol of any kind.

There! Captain Smollett coming to rescue me.

There's gotta be something better

There's gotta be something better than this

There's gotta be something better than this for me

There's gotta be something better than this for me

There's many a dark hearted scoundrel in these ports.

There's many a man lost a leg and worse in the service of the king.

There's no Billy Bones here, and I'm not a girl.

There's no one on board.

There's no treasure, Silver! You brought us here for nothing.

There's no turning back from any course that's laid

There's no use in hiding!

There's room in the boat for one more. Come along for an adventure.

There's something better than this for you and

These tropical floor shows are so exotic.

They do research and development for my papa.

They hear the song now

They'll be comin' to kill me tonight!

Thirty lashes and then you walk the plank.

This apple has a worm in it.

This gun is useless!

This is a figment of my imagination?

This is a lucky break. Captain lettin' us go ashore.

This is a one time special offer, Jim, lad.

This is all my fault. Oh, what have I done to you?

This is definitely a genuine, bona fide treasure map.

This is for you.

This is it.

This is not fun.

This one seems seaworthy.

This one small vessel has become a floating psycho ward

This seems to be your day for renewing old...

This voyage has begun! Raise the gangplank!

This was a person who served...

This won't work! He likes it! Let's torture the rat!

Though you could be a doctor

Three days east of Tortola in the Caribie.

Through each lonely night

Throw the mainsail! Drop anchor!

Tie 'em back in their stakes!

Tie off the rope, Beaker!

Time, gentlemen!

To come back tomorrow for our lunchtime special.

To have another day

To have another day

To make a pirate's death sentence?

To save the Captain is not a good plan.

To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind it

To the northwest, dirty dishes!

To the southeast, multi armed Zanzibanian shark women

To the southwest, pirate galleons!

To think that they almost killed your little friends

To toast to a prosperous voyage.

To wherever the wind may take us.

To wherever the wind may take us.

Toffee hearted little wuss of a crustacean!

Tom, Tom, Tom!

Touchin' reunion, Benjamina.

Treasure buried here.

Trelawney and Son, Master Ship Builders.

True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without

Try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue

Two for a penny, sir?

Ugh.

Uh uh, excuse me. I am Captain Smollett.

Uh, here.

Uh, Jim, I know Billy Bones gave you

Uh, Jim! I seem to have left my crutch on board.

Uh, one leg, Jim. Count 'em. One.

Uh, the big, blue, wet thing?

Uh, well, thank you. But aren't you supposed to be fighting against us?

Uh, yes.

Uh, you can go if you want to, Jim.

Uh... I'm a frog.

Uh... Uh...

Underway and off to see the world

Underwear.

Up and died afore they could get back to that cursed island

Upstage, lads! This is my only number.

Us with the map and all.

Used to get us up from our beds before dawn for a good flossing.

Very good. You're forgiven.

Vintage 1737,

Voila!

Wait a minute. What about Mrs. Bluveridge?

Wait a minute. Where's Rizzo?

Wait a second! I've been cut loose!

Wait, I know. You must be the cabin boys.

Wait! Open it! Open it!

Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes!

Walk 312 paces from where the dead men hang high.

Was he, now?

Was I dumb or was I blind

Watch out, Mr. Arrow!

Watch where you're going, you stupid cat!

We call this the window shade cure.

We can't go home, so...

We embrace all creatures of different nationalities.

We followed a star and here we are

We followed a star and here we are

We got cabin fever we're all going mad

We got him!

We have each other.

We laugh at the perils we're facing

We lost what sense we had

We mean no harm to your culture.

We saved the pig and the frog.

We set sail and return in a year or so.

We want you to have this!

We were sailing, sailing

We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where

We, we, we got cabin fever

We'd have made a great team, Jim.

We'd never lie or cheat

We'd never stab you in the back

We'll be back as soon as we get Jim.

We'll camp here and wait for first light.

We'll chase our dreams standing on our own

We'll see him, then.

We'll use one of my daddy's boats,

We're a festival of conviviality.

We're all celebrating!

We're coming, Captain Smollett!

We're doomed.

We're gentlemen of fortune

We're gonna be dead.

We're honorable men

We're just about the nicest guys

We're not all there

We're not pleased with that, Bill. Not at all.

We're on a dock? No wonder I'm seasick.

We're ready, Master Hawkins.

We're ready, o capitan.

We're sailin' for buried treasure

We're shipmates, aren't we, Jim?

We're standing in a room with a dead guy!

We're underway and off to see the world

We've got cabin fever.

We've got company.

Welcome aboard, Captain Smollett.

Well done, Beakie.

Well done, Jim. Your father would be proud.

Well, actually, buried treasure and pirates brought us together...

Well, at least one of us is having a good time.

Well, gentlemen,

Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady. You know the story.

Well, he's got a healthy appetite. How about you, funny face?

Well, here's the dock. Jim, where's our boat?

Well, how else do you think we were gonna get him in this movie?

Well, I don't know, but I...

Well, I figure if the treasure map's a dud,

Well, I'm afraid I must disagree with you.

Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.

Well, it just feels so weird.

Well, it was too late to save the movie.

Well, it's too dark to do anything now.

Well, look at us, Jim.

Well, Mr. Hawkins, it seems your little family

Well, now you're talkin'!

Well, that won't help us. We're gonna have to swim to the ship.

Well, there's an informed opinion.

Well, this is terrible! This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

Well, we're just cabin boys, Mr. Silver.

Well, what do you mean? Pirates?

Well, you know, I, for one, feel better about myself.

What are they doing?

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

What are we waitin' for?

What do we do next? What do we do now? Uh, Jim?

What have we here? Stowaways!

What if Clueless is right?

What if it is cursed?

What was that song that just happened?

What, lad?

What?

What? Ah!

What? What? What? What?

What's next? A singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?

What's the matter, lads?

What's wrong?

When de money in de ground dere's murder in de air

When everybody come and every single one

When I could be an explorer

When I was just a lad

When the mainsail's set and the anchor's weighed

When the time is ripe, we'll kill 'em all!

When you're finished here, you can go and clean up in the kitchen.

Where are ya, Billy Bones? Where are ya, Billy?

Where do magic begin

Where is the treasure?

Where to, Captain Hawkins?

Where's the bloody treasure?

Where's the treasure?

Wherever we may roam

Which entitles you to all the benefits thereof.

Who gets in the way!

Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch

Who knows what lies ahead

Who's everybody? I'm an orphan. I've got no family.

Who's gonna clean all this up?

Whoa

Whoa

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa! Reality check here, guys!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! on! on!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoops.

Why does the ocean roar?

Why don't you pick on somebody your own size, huh?

Why would we be sailin' southwest?

Why, look what a cannibal took off me

Why, thank you, Mr. Plagueman. Next!

Why'd I go and throw

Why'd I go and throw

Wicked sense of humor ol' Flinty had.

With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled

Wonderful!

Wouldn't be here serving you rum, Mr. Bones.

Wow!

Wow!

Wrath? Is this captain bad tempered?

Ya pays your bills, and then ya shove off.

Ya sniveling coward!

Yahoo!

Yea! Land ho!

Yeah, and the food is to die for.

Yeah, discovering lost islands and weird civilizations.

Yeah, do it to me!

Yeah, he relied heavily on the advice of our excellent cook Long John Silver.

Yeah, here's the boat. Oh, no!

Yeah, I'll watch for him... If he's deliverin' a pizza.

Yeah, let's go.

Yeah, that, and my pants are filled with starfish.

Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, they make the money but they still so sad

Yeah, well, the past is behind us.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, we're still... We're still family.

Yeah. I'm starvin'. Where's the kitchen?

Yeah. Yeah, but I wish my life were more like

Yeow! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yes, despite it all

Yes, sir!

Yes, sir.

Yes!

Yes! Ah! More!

Yes! Thank you!

Yes. Take me to Billy Bones, my pet.

Yes. Thank you. We wish to speak with Squire Trelawney, the ship builder.

Yes. The gunwale and keel are definitely safe.

Yes. You thought you could get away with it, didn't you?

Yo ho, heave ho

Yo ho, heave ho

Yo ho, heave ho

Yo ho, heave ho

Yo!

You always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones.

You and your hobbies!

You blasphemous heathens!

You can bet your boots there'll be treachery

You can't hold us!

You can't hurt my frog!

You chaps are planning to sail to this island, aren't you?

You come here, you!

You could sail to heaven

You dare to give me the black spot?

You didn't learn that from me.

You got less than nothing 'Til you know for certain

You gotta get us outta here now! Clueless is startin' to go crackers!

You had to wash up on mine.

You have been a busy little man.

You have violated sacred island.

You know, I never really believed that violence solved anything anyway.

You know, I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I date.

You know, slippery hands.

You know, uh, Cabin fever. Ah.

You left me standing at the altar!

You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead?

You mean, you've really got a treasure map?

You mewling little lily livered,

You mucho wickedness go trespass on island.

You must promise to keep it a secret.

You take the helm.

You told him.

You tore a page from the holy scriptures

You wanna knock it off with the booze?

You wanna run that by us again in English, Mr. Bones?

You were in charge of railing dust.

You would, too, if you had crabs on your bottom...

You'd ever want to meet

You'll be honest brave and free

You'll be loyal and fair and on the square

You'll cruise to foreign shores

You'll do that! Really?

You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet.

You're always in the best

You're dead wrong.

You're drunk again, are ya?

You're honest and brave and true.

You're nothing but murdering pirates.

You're standing on my ear.

You're welcome.

You've come to the wrong place.

Your finger hired the crew?

Your keys?

310, 311, 312.

A little love power Nothing in the world

A piece of eight A five six seven eight

Ah, me too. Yeah.

Ah, you there! Me?

Ah! Oh, no!

Ahoy! Ah, morning, Squire.

and becomes, uh, shall we say... Unsafe?

And demented. And a little nuts.

and Gonzo's a, uh... Uh, whatever.

And me! Wait a minute. What about me?

And you must be Master Hawkins. Yes, sir.

Are we lucky or what? Silence, smelly sailor mans!

Aye, aye, Captain. Cast off, Mr. Beaker.

Aye, aye, sir! Short Stack Stevens?

Aye! One eyed Jack?

Aye. Black Eyed Pea.

Beautiful. And he's beautiful. Oh.

Bikinis! Bikinis!

Can you feel it, oh? Love power

Captain, may I speak with you? I'm sorta busy, Jim.

Cast me off, Mr. Silver. Oh, yes, sir.

Clueless Morgan? Huh?

Clueless! Yeah, yeah?

Come on. Yeah.

Denise, what I'm trying to say... Yes?

early in the morning

En garde! Ah !

Everybody feel it A little love power

Except for one thing. What's that?

Get us outta here! Help! We didn't hit him!

Give it to him! Yeah!

Gonzo! Gonzo! What? What?

Good bye! Good bye!

Good to see you alive, Mr. Arrow. Thank you, Captain.

Ha! Yes!

He says go faster. I'm getting tired!

He told me to. Shut up, will ya?

He's a frog! Maybe he gets hopping mad.

Head for the cliffs, Squire. Aye, aye! Oh!

Here's to you, boys! Time!

Hey, guys, look! Rizzo!

Hey, Polly. What?

Hey, you got us! Yeah, we're family. Ah, got it.

Hoo hoo hoo! Ahoy!

Huh? Here.

Huh? No! No, no, no, no! Yeah!

Hup! Hey, ho, ho

I am staying right here! Oh, good idea, Rizzo.

I didn't say that. I was just paraphrasing.

I don't want a baked potato. Lovely hot baked potatoes!

I hate my life. I hate your life too.

I smell a bozo. Mmm hmm.

I'm away to my room. Thank you, Mr. Bones.

If we see him, we'll tell you. Yeah. One leg, three heads,

In your dreams! Do it, Monty! Do it!

It's a sign. This is a cursed place. Yeah!

Jim, we've missed you! Climb in! Can't. I'm doing my chores.

Jim! Yes, Captain.

Land ho! Come on, lads! Let's go!

Lash him to the wheel Yee haw!

Leaky lifeboats? Oh, a common occurrence, sir.

Lock up this treasure map. Hmm.

Love power People, can you feel it

Love power What kind of power

Mad Monty. Aye.

Might as well start. I'll wash. Yeah. I'll dry.

Moonlight swim? Okay.

Move along. Oh, good. That's good. Yeah.

Mr. Arrow! It's me! Jim! Mr. Arrow!

Mr. Arrow? Aye, aye, Captain.

Mr. Silver? Aye, aye, Cap'n!

No, after you. Oh, will you just come on?

No, no, no, no, no! Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes.

No!

No! No! Oh, no! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

No... No offense, madam. No offense. Ha!

Now he tells us! Yeah.

Now, Benjamina. What?

Ocean? You know, the ocean?

Oh Oh, yeah!

Oh ho! Ah!

Oh, here! How about this? Let's see.

Oh, I hope not. Yeah.

Oh, kiss it or something! Hmm.

Oh, knock it off! Oh.

Oh, let's see. Oh, what a night.

Oh, my goodness! Keep up, people.

Oh, no, I can't look. Look at this!

Oh, no! Him too? Well, if you'd married me.

Oh, spiffy. I'm sorry, Mr. Silver, but I'm not

Oh, thank you. Now untie me!

Oh, uh, I'm sorry, sir. Wha...

Oh! Oh, there. There.

Oh! Really!

Oh! Really!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Wow! What an exit!

Oh. Oh.

Okay, okay. I found the gun. Okay. Oh, now we gotta load it.

Old Tom. Aye aye.

Ooh. Oh, no! Uh uh!

Ooh. Who's that?

Please forgive us. Please forgive me.

Potatoes. Oh. All right.

Precious. Oh, he's... You're precious and...

Quickly. Yes, sir.

Ready to sail, sir. Hmm.

Ready, Mr. Gonzo? Ready!

Real Old Tom. Aye.

Right through a brick wall! I am in such pain.

Right, lads! Let go forward line!

Rizzo, what are you doing? What? Oh, this.

Roast suckling... Huh?

Say cheese! Cheese!

Say, that's catchy. Huh. Not me.

See the world, you said. Huh?

Set the sails. Set the sails!

Shh! Pirates! Oh ho ho! That's rich!

Shh. Shh.

So we must be heading southwest. Smart as paint you are, lad.

Something more than this I know that there's so much out there

Sorry. Come on, girls.

Steady! Steady! Careful!

Sweetums. Aye.

Take a cruise, you said. Huh?

Thank you, Bill. There you go! Don't forget

Thank you. That's that.

That. You see, John?

That's conviviality, stupid. That's what I said.

The black spot? Yeah.

The man was totally codependent. You and Captain Flint?

There are pirates looking for this map. And they wanna kill us for it.

This is called the helm. Ah.

Those little girls must have it. Yeah!

to be a fine voyage, lads. Mmm.

To dig up this treasure. Yes, but we must be quiet about it.

To see To see

To the brig! Move along! Will you stop crying? Will you shut up!

Uh, Mr. Arrow, just set the sails. Set the sails!

Uh, uh, whatever. Huh. Yeah. Huh.

Uh, yes, sir! Which one of you is Hawkins?

We need a ship for an ocean voyage. Ocean? Ocean.

We need a ship. Ah, I'm sorry.

We'd better help. Yeah, let's get some stuff.

Weigh anchor? Weigh anchor, okay.

Well, good night. Right.

What are we doin'? What's goin' on here?

What I mean to say is, I... Yes?

What I'm trying to say is... Yes?

What kind of power A little love power

What map? The map to old Flint's treasure!

What was that? I feel like such a fool.

What? The one legged man? Aye! But also,

What... That... That's the raging volcano?

What... That... That's the raging volcano?

What's gone before What's gone

Who's the lady pig, sir? Never mind that, Jim. Listen.

Whoa! Fabulous.

Whoa! om om

Why are you doing this for me? Because I like you, boy.

Why, you! shut up!

Wicked fog tonight, sir. Hmm. Hmm.

Yeah, me too. I hope nobody saw that.

Yeah. Hungry, lads?

Yeah. I see.

Yeah. Wall eyed Pike.

Yes, Captain. What is it? Take the map!

Yo, Jimbo! Mornin', Long... Hi, Long John. Good morning.

You lost all the bullets! Well, you're losin' the powder.

You're gonna go? You're gonna... Come on!

You're what? I'm getting tired!

Your bread and water for today. But I ordered shrimp scampi.

...306, 307, 308, 309,

'Cause even if you've got enough

'Course, none of my concern, Jim.

'Tis a shame, really.

'Tis a task to my liking, sir. That it is!

'tis a tradition for the officers to toast to the success of a voyage.

'Tis my very own best brandy,