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Joe (2013)

Joe (2013)

"Joe" is a captivating film directed by David Gordon Green and released in 2013. This gritty drama stars the brilliant Nicolas Cage in the titular role, alongside Tye Sheridan, a talented teenage actor. Set in a small southern town, the narrative revolves around Joe, an ex-con who forms an unlikely bond with Gary (played by Sheridan), a young boy desperately seeking stability amidst a troubled life. As the pair navigate the harsh realities of their environment, they find solace and redemption in their growing friendship.

With its raw and unfiltered depiction of rural life, "Joe" resonates with audiences on an emotional level. The film delves deep into themes of masculinity, redemption, and the complexities of human nature, painting a complex and nuanced picture of its characters.

Capture the essence of this remarkable film with our sound collection. Immerse yourself in the captivating storytelling and exceptional performances by downloading and playing these sounds to truly experience the world of "Joe."

A halfway job?
A mark of some fucked up faith that there's a reason.
A reason for all of this.
A reason in most moments I shouldn't do what! wanna do.
A toddler
About that penicillin shot, man.
About yay big?
Acting like kids again?
After I beat the shit out of all three of them.
Again.
Ain't gonna tell you what I was dreaming about, what I had, though
Ain't got no money?
Ain't he a nice one?
Alan.
All he did was blow his kneecap off
All right then.
All right then.
All right, 'cause I don't know why Joe chose you, you must be a good man.
All right, I'll take $900 for it,
All right, then.
All right, you're going to take the east side over here.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. All right
All right. Anatomy of a cool face.
All right. Come on, you get the cheese, and I'll get the ham.
All right. Here, try these on.
All right. Hey, where's his ham?
All the others is dead.
All this goddamn back and forth and back and forth.
Almost didn't make it to work this morning, boy.
And
And also out into the Gulf of Mexico.
And another pack of cigarettes.
And buy war paraphernalia.
And donate it to diabetes research.
And Gary, right?
And go get Coleman.
And he promised.
And he's on the fence,
And Henry and I was coming back from the IHOP
And I ain't pushing shit.
And I didn't know what the hell he was talking about.
And I don't give a fuck.
And I don't give a fuck.
And I have to make my own damn cake?
And I see you up here smoking a goddamn cigarette,
And I took out my .38 and shot her in the head.
And I used to be as bad as you.
And I was wondering if you'd
And I watch that boy.
And I'll kill his fucking ass if he ever slaps me again,
And I'll pick you up and take you to work.
And I'm gonna get mine back.
And it looked as if close to three inches of rain
And it's his!
And just keep hammering at it. Nothing stopping you.
And let's talk about it.
And maybe you could hold the door open for me.
And she's gonna be doing this shit in no time, I'm telling you.
And so the lumber company hire us to come in
And that ain't right. That's all I'm saying.
And the other one sits down there.
And they're going to beat your ass.
And we got to come out here to work.
And who are you to tell me I ain't done nothing at all today?
And you can see the moisture moving northward out of Mexico
And you can't keep fist fighting the law.
Answer the phone next time.
Anybody messes with you,
Are you all right?
Are you my friend?
As a matter of fact, there was flood advisory in effect
As long as you out here, I'm your boss.
As we look at temperatures with the cloud cover,
At 5:45 this morning;.
At one time, you were worse.
Balanced right there.
Bathrooms this way.
Be a lot harder on you every time from here on out.
Be a man about it, and show me what you got!
Be careful driving, baby.
Be careful. Now, this stuff is real poisonous.
Because he knew that I was gonna kill him.
Because they know you're guilty of something when you wave.
Because they're building a Hindu temple.
Because think about all the beautiful girls you're gonna fuck.
Because you can't keep going to folks' houses,
Been doing a little work on the side,
Before I knock what's left of your fucking teeth out.
Beg your pardon.
Better watch yourself, man.
Blow me.
Blow me.
Both
Boy, you're soaking ass wet.
Bring it back up. Here comes the big one!
Bring me back some damn freezer paper,
Bring your daddy if he wants to work.
Bringing them water. At the end, you'll become a machete vet.
Brown and white, female,
But
But a little drink never hurt nobody.
But he called the other night, and
But hell, if you worked for Joe,
But here's the thing, if you happen to see my dog,
But I know what keeps me alive is restraint.
But I know you'd cry if I said the wrong thing.
But I'll try to be nice.
But the cool down isn't related to Canadian air.
But the old fella, he never showed up.
But the old lady, she raises so much sand about it,
But then I take the rest of it
But they're the ones that won't ever let me live it down.
But who am I to tell you how to live your life.
But your first real payday is next Friday.
Bygones.
Call me.
Came back begging for forgiveness.
Can we go now?
Can you give me a ride?
Can't get shit did out here in this rain.
Can't taste that.
Cat? Beautiful. What's his name?
Clark.
Clear brush, anytime, anywhere.
Close to a half a mile back to my truck.
Coke. Ice.
Coleman told you that?
Come back Monday.
Come here, son.
Come here!
Come here.
Come on back here and help these fellas out.
Come on y'all, leave the work gear. Quit pussyfootin' around.
Come on, baby.
Come on, get it together.
Come on, get up.
Come on, get up.
Come on, Joe.
Come on, let's load up. Let's get outta here.
Come on, man. Get into it.
Come on, man. Swing it.
Come on, please.
Come on, put the gun down,
Come on, where's your daddy at?
Come on! What the fuck!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. I got it.
Come over here and show him how to do it, honey.
Connie. Where'd you go, baby?
Cops or the dogs.
Crew! When y'all get through with this side over here,
Damn, Joe. Don't toss it over by me!
Damn, Joe. When you gonna get you a new truck, Joe?
Damn, Joe. Why you keep loading all these fools in this little truck?
Damn, why are you looking at me like you're retarded?
Damn.
Deputy went for his gun and I grabbed it.
Didn't hear no car drive up.
Didn't know if you'd be home or not.
Do something fun.
Do you, bud?
Dog is a good dog.
Dog likes you.
Dog weighs 100 pounds.
Dog won't bite.
Dog won't bother anybody just walking down the road.
Dog.
Doing what?
Don't ever look down at the ground. Look him in the face.
Don't fool yourself too much about me.
Don't lie to him about nothin',
Don't move!
Don't talk much, does she'?
Don't touch me.
Don't worry, okay.
Don't worry.
Don't you think I forgot about it, bud.
Don't you want to know how much you're getting paid?
Drink of fucking water.
Drinkin' and tryin' to touch this lady on her butt.
Drinkin' and tryin' to touch this lady on her butt.
Earl, please get me a goddamn cigarette, man.
Every time we land someplace new
Faith!
Feeling a little chill in my bones.
Fell with a little thunder storm
First thing we do is fill these containers up.
Fistful of dollars!
Folks looking for trouble tend to find more than they're after.
For the cops or the dog?
Freeze, Joe!
Freeze, Joe. Put your hands behind your head!
Freeze!
Friends don't ever need to buy things from me.
Fruit punch.
Fuck that.
Fuck this shit.
Fuck to this day.
Fuck...
Fucking hell.
Gary Jones.
Gary,
Gary, Gary, Gary.
Gary, why do you stick around like this?
Gary.
Get all dressed up.
Get her out, Gary.
Get mad at it. Keep on workin' it.
Get mad at it. Yeah, I like that.
Get off yo ass, you ain't nothing but a number!
Get out all the bare root seedlings.
Get something to eat with what? We ain't got hardly nothing here.
Get that thing on and go with them.
Get the fuck back off me!
Get!
Getting old, Joe.
Girl, get your ass off the floor.
Give us a job. We're looking for work.
Go down to Water Valley and go see how she's doing.
Go Go Gadget Tongue, that's what he got.
Go tell Joe right now! Go tell him!
Go. Go!
God damn it, Joe. Listen to me. Just listen to me, okay?
God damn it!
God damn it! I ain't done a goddamn thing!
God damn. Things heavy.
God, that dog's crazy. What if you hadn't been here?
Goddamn ass hurts.
Gonna have lots of Bombanese kids.
Good for you, babies.
Good man to me anyways.
Good man to me too.
Good to have you with us again, Sammy.
Good, I'm glad you're done!
Good.
Good.
Got any pets?
Got it down there at the Army Navy.
Got that asshole put away?
Grab me a drink.
Gung ho fella, a little over eager.
Guns,
Halfway.
Hang on a minute.
Has long ears, with a docked tail
Have I? Tell the truth.
Have to start taking this outta your pay.
Have we already done passed that place where you last saw your dog?
He ain't feeling too good.
He ain't so smart.
He come back and shot me.
He don't know nothing.
He done ran off with her.
He fell in, hit his head,
He just goes through hard times.
He likes to see a man's eyes.
He loves us, it's just
He met up with some bad men.
He said you got put up at that jail, too.
He said you got put up at the big jail one time.
He should get out of them wet clothes. He'll get sick.
He sure thinks he knows something.
He was a little kid.
He was looking for someone to fuck with.
He whooped my ass and threw me out the truck.
He's a child, folks left behind.
He's all beat up.
He's back in town, and I don't wanna stay at my momma's.
He's back that a way.
He's been looking for me for what I done did to him.
He's earned money,
He's got Dorothy.
He's my friend.
Hell,
Hell, even automobiles.
Hell, I do what I gotta do.
Hell, neither do you.
Hell, they'll be on you
Hell, you ain't did shit, all goddamn day.
Hell. I ain't worried about that.
Hell. I know who it is.
Hello, Gary. I'm gonna be over you today.
Hello, Joe.
Hello, Joe.
Hello?
Hello. So I'm missing my dog, and the dog is
Henry, you can sit down there and tell me a joke or sing a song or something.
Henry!
Here you go, sweetie.
Here you go.
Here's Joe, y'all. Here's Joe.
Here's some Canadian air over the northeastern pan of the country.
Here's what we do.
Hey
Hey
Hey Joe?
Hey, can I buy one of them beers off of you?
Hey, come here.
Hey, Dorothy!
Hey, Gary! You're getting too far ahead.
Hey, get back to work, y'all.
Hey, get back, hold on
Hey, hey, hey, one at a time.
Hey, I'm just one dude.
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Joe.
Hey, mister!
Hey, mister.
Hey, Momma. Guess what?
Hey, that's my shit!
Hey, there you go.
Hey, there.
Hey, wake it up. Wake it up.
Hey, we'll be there in just a second, okay?
Hey, where's my drink at?
Hey, where's Sammy today?
Hey, you gonna be all right.
Hey, you old man. You look at me.
Hey!
Hey! G Daawg.
Hey! Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey! Hey!
Hi, how are you doing?
Hi.
His daddy. I saw him do it.
Hittin' that woman on her ass like he retarded.
Hold on, buddy.
Hold on!
Hold the pain. Smile through it.
Holla at me in the mornin', and let me know, now.
Honey, you use that knife just like an artist's brush.
How come he getting out of here?
How old are you?
How you been doin'? What are you up to today?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How'd you get the food?
How's that?
I ain't drunk.
I ain't getting no new truck.
I ain't getting up.
I ain't got no damn money. Joe didn't give me none today.
I ain't seen he got paid none.
I am the fucking birthday girl here,
I been out looking for fucking money!
I been quit for three weeks.
I believe you've met him.
I bet nobody come messing around here with that dog out there.
I can do it.
I can't get my hands dirty in every little thing.
I can't promise you much,
I come by 'cause I wanted to talk to you about my job.
I could have killed you, but I didn't.
I Could kill his ass.
I could take care of you.
I couldn't help myself.
I did 29 months in the penitentiary for assault on a police officer.
I didn't say that.
I didn't take my medicine today, boy.
I do as I'm told.
I don't do a lot of drinking down there.
I don't know what you did that made that man mad, or something.
I don't know whats in it, but we ain't gonna worry about that.
I don't know who I am,
I don't know why he got us out here like this, Joe.
I don't know why you ain't trying to work.
I don't know.
I don't know. Look like a cottonmouth, that mouth pretty big.
I don't know. Nobody knows. She just stopped one day.
I don't like a whole lot of standing around.
I don't mind the smell. I like it. Smells good to me.
I don't need you back in the morning.
I don't really give a shit about him,
I don't think I'm gonna give you that ride no more.
I don't wanna know about your king cobra, okay. Or whatever you call it.
I don't wanna know, Junior.
I dunno how big he is.
I feel like a hundred bucks.
I get me a little drink every now and then when I'm down at the house,
I got a job today.
I got a lot on my mind, but I can do it. I can get through it.
I got a question for you.
I got a snake down here!
I got a snake!
I got my money.
I got one bigger anyway, Joe.
I got something to say to you.
I got us jobs today.
I gotta go uptown. Y'all need anything?
I gotta quit smoking.
I hadn't planned on it
I haven't mistreated you, Joe.
I hear you got a new grandbaby.
I heard him talking about it.
I just need the truck.
I just need to borrow that truck.
I just now got here.
I just threw it.
I just told you I ain't got no damn money.
I just wanted to come by and talk to you about working some more.
I know it work real good.
I know you could. I know you would.
I know you got money hid around here, boy.
I know you got some money hid around here. Where's your money at?
I know you, mister.
I know you're drunk because you're about to spill it.
I know. We're just not good enough for you anymore, are we Sammy?
I licked you, I was aiming for the trees, see.
I like you, too, but what's the point in any of it?
I love the truck, you have to give it to me now.
I love you, Henry, but you know what?
I may
I mean she used to would, but
I mean, fuck to this day.
I mean, hell, last time you slapped me there was ladies and gentlemen present.
I mean, I had a cat.
I mean, you know what you're doing, Joe.
I need to borrow the truck.
I only want your company, Merle.
I pay a day's pay for a day's work.
I pay on Fridays, so you'll get a little something today,
I promise, I won't even tell her where I'm at.
I really can't do a whole lot of locking unless I'm
I really don't give a shit, Sammy.
I reckon I can do better than they are doing it.
I said, are you my friend?
I see it.
I should've given you a boxing lesson.
I slapped some asshole the other night at the bar.
I spend as much time working on it as I do driving it.
I supposed to get paid today,
I take about 80 or 70% of my winnings
I tell you what, buddy.
I think I know a way that you and me can be friends.
I think I need some freezer paper.
I think I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I wanna say.
I think I'm gonna take you, and I'm gonna throw you off that bridge.
I think the dog'll be there.
I think they'll fit you.
I think you work too much.
I think you'll do just fine.
I thought maybe you and I could go out to dinner.
I told you to goddamn get to working!
I used to know a girl that lived around here.
I usually wait until I get uptown like I am now.
I wanna work and I need a job.
I want you to take the west side over here today, all right?
I was just wondering if we were gonna do something.
I was wondering if maybe you could tell me how to get down to Water Valley.
I wasn't expecting company.
I went through a windshield and I don't give a
I went through a windshield at 4:00 one morning,
I went through a windshield at 4:00 one morning,
I won't.
I wouldn't even hardly be here.
I'll be damned.
I'll be there, Joe. Bye bye.
I'll beat your ass, and now you know it's true.
I'll beat your ass!
I'll buy it from you, I'll work my butt off.
I'll come get it now.
I'll find you a wind up clock or something.
I'll have his ass shuffling papers for a while until he learns to cool down a little bit.
I'll have you help me supervise the Manea project next summer.
I'll kill you both if you move.
I'll pop him right in the eye.
I'll show you how to walk through it.
I'll take this one to the opera.
I'll tell you what, you come out to the house before long,
I'm fucking over it.
I'm glad you're done. Stay done.
I'm gonna come back.
I'm gonna go on. You gonna be all right?
I'm gonna have you join Don L. and his crew on the west end of the farm.
I'm gonna kill that old son of a bitch.
I'm gonna make a birthday cake tonight.
I'm gonna make trouble.
I'm gonna shoot you straight.
I'm gonna sit down.
I'm gonna sit right here, in the dirt.
I'm gonna teach you a little about breakdancing.
I'm gonna whip whoever's ass had something to do with it.
I'm good.
I'm not so bad.
I'm not through with my lesson, life's lesson.
I'm Shorty, he's Milton.
I'm sorry, Joe.
I'm talking to you, mister. Don't you disrespect my family.
I'm telling you, man.
I'm telling you.
I'm the one taking care of you.
I'm your friend. You understand?
I've been doing pretty good taking the money from them old ladies
I've been looking for you and that kid.
I've been making some money over at Henry's house, throwing the dice.
I've been out looking for a fucking job
I've been working all damn day. All day.
If anything happens to me, you get your ass outta the way. You hear?
If he ever
If I catch you with my water again, you gonna have a problem outta me.
If I hadn't been here, you wouldn't have no business in my goddamn yard.
If I was Dog, that's where Dog would be.
If we run past 40 hours a week, I pay time and a half.
If we work till dinner or get rained out, I pay for the whole day.
If you gave him enough time, couldn't you, George?
If you hit it hard enough, you only have to hit it three or four times.
If you let me.
If you need me to.
If you want to shoot me, go ahead and shoot me.
In front of my goddamn friends.
In here, Joe!
In the near future there, son.
Is it?
Is killing trees against the law?
Is she pretty?
Is that the highway that goes to it?
It ain't his fault.
It can mean whatever you want it to mean.
It drop down any lower, we gonna have to get out and push,
It has a lot of scars.
It is?
It looks just like your old one. Periwinkle blue. I like it.
It needs
It should have been me.
It was hung up on the fence, over at Mr. Lee's.
It's all just gonna boil up and wash us away...
It's all right.
It's all right.
It's big one, you know, but tryin' to cut it in roasts, you know, but...
It's gettin' rain on us.
It's gonna look like you're doing everything for everyone,
It's got a lot of miles on it.
It's hard work.
It's just little shit, you know. It needs some brakes.
It's not much. Now, look here.
It's ridiculous. I don't even remember what set you off in the first place.
Jesus, Joe.
Joe ain't your daddy.
Joe goddamn gonna have to get rid of you or do something different.
Joe sent you down here with me?
Joe, I thought they had y'all on a new truck, Joe.
Joe, I'd sure like to work some more.
Joe, I'll do anything you want.
Joe, if you get a new truck, how much you want for this old one?
Joe, is it you? Estas aqui?
Joe, listen to me. This It ain't what it looks like, man.
Joe, what time you need us back in the morning?
Joe, you all right?
Joe, you got nuts of a bear, Joe.
Joe!
Joe!
Joe!
Joe!
Joe?
Joe?
Joe?
Joe. Come on.
Joe's a good man.
Joe's been around. He's been around a little bit, man.
Judge won't put up with it. He don't have to put up with it.
Just 'cause you young, now.
Just another day.
Just eat up with it, all over.
Just like he always does.
Just like that? Just like that.
Just stay here with me.
Just tell me what I can do.
Keep it real with Joe.
Keep on with it, youngster.
Keeps me from hurting people.
Keeps me out of jail.
Killing their dogs, don't matter what else is going on.
Knives,
Knock it off, Cokie! Knock it off!
Knock your shit off, boy. Knock your shit off.
Kristy, call the cops before somebody gets killed.
Lacy! Put the dog in the back.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen.
Leave all your work gear in here.
Let me get a cigarette.
Let me see that snake.
Let me slip my shoes on, and I'll run you back home.
Let's get to work. Let see it, right here.
Let's go get them packs off.
Let's go, y'all.
Let's pack up the gear, guys! Let's get out of here. Let's go.
Let's see now. You're Milton, right?
Let's see what you got.
Lewis. Junior.
Like a laser beam.
Like a laser beam.
Listen, buddy.
Little red dots in the center of their head,
Little red dots in the center of their head,
Little.
Look at me, son.
Look at me, you son of a bitch!
Look at me! You seen what I did to that motherfucker on the bridge?
Look at my face.
Look at my face.
Look at that.
Look at that.
Look at the moon.
Look like it's fixing to rain some
Look like you got a yeast infection on your goddamn face!
Look. I don't have nothing on me, man.
Looks like a cow.
Make a face of pain
Man
Man, look at that.
Man, that is pretty.
Man, this is some stupid ass shit, man.
Man. Thank you so much, buddy.
Marcy saw him at church.
Maybe I am an angel.
Maybe I'll see you there.
Maybe it's time we just
Maybe you'll still be here.
Me
Me and my daddy was wondering if you could give us a ride back into town.
Meet me outside.
Meeting up with this frontal system,
Merle ain't here. You all right?
Mexican game show. That's what I'm talking about.
Missy.
Mister, don't you talk about my sister.
Most of the time we don't need to mess with them little pine seedlings like that.
Mr. Coleman told me you got into a little trouble with some cops.
My daddy don't care if he gots a job, but I do.
My dog run off last night.
My wife, she in the hospital down there.
Neidermeyer land.
Neither do I.
No comment. No comment' ****a.
No, Earl.
No, I don't want to breathe into that.
No, I don't.
No, I'll be all right.
No, I'm all right. I just
No, nothing like that.
No, sir. When can I start?
No, the dog run off.
No, why?
No, you been dragging your ass all goddamn day.
No, you wouldn't. All right.
No?
No?
No.
No. No, wait.
Nobody wants these trees, these trees are weak.
Not as hot as what we've been seeing.
Not really.
Not that hand, your right hand, your other right.
Not today.
Not unless you want to.
Not until now.
Not yet.
Nothing?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Now do it here, here, and here.
Now get the hell away from me,
Now here you go.
Now look what happened to the poor thing.
Now look. Don't wave to them.
Now smile.
Now smile.
Now you done got me back to smoking, damn it.
Now you on the all star team.
Now,
Now, keep your eyes peeled.
Now, let's go.
Now, now, that shit ain't funny, right there.
Now, wait. Wait, don't.
Now, you got plenty of gas to get home.
Now, you make the pain face, right?
Okay, Momma?
Okay, right here.
Okay, snowflakes.
Okay, son.
Okay.
Okra, squash
Once we get this filled up here,
One at a time. One at a time.
One of her breasts is bigger than the other one, man.
One of these days, I'm gonna be a regular GI Joe.
One, two, three, six, eleven.
Or one did.
Place is a mess, Joe.
Please, I'm begging you.
Pop! That's popping.
Popping, you ever seen popping?
Pretend it's going over a wave like you're out there in the ocean.
Pretty boy type guy,
Prime it up a little bit, and keep slinging it.
Pull over, now!
Pull over!
Pull over!
Put that asshole away!
Put the jerseys in there. Take your work gear off.
Put your hands behind your
Quiet!
Quit at 1:00 or 2:00.
Quit being stupid.
Raise your right hand. You're gonna have to swear
Really?
Red.
Red.
Right now, if you're ready.
Right Stacy?
Right.
Road ain't Dog's. Dog knows what's Dog's.
Round them up, Junior!
Round them up.
Said he looked just like you'd expect him to look.
Sammy.
Samurai gods.
Samurai kings, right here.
Samurai kings, right here.
Say it again?
See how you like that.
See those fangs?
See you tomorrow if the sun comes up.
See, you a little boy, you got to figure it out. See what I'm sayin'?
She all right?
She did. Twice.
She didn't hurt nobody, Joe.
She don't know shit about shit, man.
She don't talk at all.
She gotta need another snake, I seen one today.
She said he's got your eyes.
She's just a piece of trash just like her daddy.
Shit, a heap. DUI, assault on an officer, resisting arrest.
Shit, I don't have a lighter.
Shit, I'd better drive.
Shit, man. Are you kidding me?
Shit, Sammy gone fishin', Joe. Hell, Sammy told me you fired mm.
Shit, where's my dog?
Shit, yeah.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. It raggedy. You can't tell what wrong with it?
Shit. Shorty and his grandma make it in their basement.
Shorty and Milton, y'all come with me.
Shorty don't want to tell us the truth about them drips he had, man,
Shorty, if you had one like this, you'd be a bad boy. God damn.
Shorty, that was a rough night last night.
Shorty, that was a rough night last night.
Shorty, you want some of these wieners over here?
Shut up and get back up under there, and let these ladies alone!
Slaps
Smells like somebody died up in there. It's nasty.
So I advise you, when you do go to Joe,
So the showers and thunderstorms during tonight
So they can come in and put strong pines on it.
So we can kill them and they come in and die themselves.
So what you got the blues over, Joe?
So you knew Joe?
So, Sammy. Where you been? I haven't seen you around.
So, when are you gonna have another crap game?
Something gonna change today.
Something like that.
Sometimes, we stake them if we got to keep the little ones stable.
Son of a bitch, I'm about through messing with you.
Son of a bitch.
Sorry.
Still got that badass dog?
Still got your job? Up at the cleaners?
Still sore at me?
Sure is a beautiful day out here, ain't ii?
Sure, I'll make me a birthday cake, no problem.
Sure.
Take this hand right here,
Take this hand right here,
Take this hatchet and hit into the tree.
Take this hatchet and hit into the tree.
Take your sister and go.
Taking care of Dorothy and Momma,
Tell me something,
Tell me.
Tell me.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for helping me find my dog.
Thanks.
That all you heard?
That asshole bites me again
That backstrap, well, that's the part that basically, I only eat
That boy of yours,
That boy works his ass off!
That boy's a good worker.
That dog is an asshole.
That don't make no sense though, you know?
That has been lifted by the National Weather Service.
That he and old Blind George hang outwith.
That man with the scarred up face,
That shit ain't funny at all.
That was quick.
That you're gonna work hard for me.
That'll be good, baby. I love backstrap.
That's a big one now.
That's a lie. That's a damn lie. That's a damn lie.
That's all I'm gonna do, just talk about it. All right?
That's good.
That's how he can't eat chocolate now.
That's how you do it. Butterfly steak.
That's it.
That's kinda what I fucking thought.
That's my personal water. Why you drinking my water up like that?
That's my water there. Why you drinking my water?
That's not my problem.
That's not true.
That's not true. I love dogs, just not that dog.
That's right you don't like dogs, do you?
That's right.
That's the hardest fucking work I ever done in my life.
That's the sound that gets the hookers excited.
That's two degrees above the average of 90 for the day.
That's what I heard.
That's what I'm talking about. Heck, yeah.
That's what that woman told me last night.
That's what they're gonna do.
That's why I'm trying to get down there to Water Valley, to go see about her.
That's your mating call.
That's yours there, son.
The dogs got him.
The jackass.
The juice hatchets are in the back.
The numbers from yesterday,
The one that I beat down by the bridge.
The show is over with.
The snowflake on the wall.
Then come on back the same way you went out.
Then if everything goes good on that acreage,
Then you leave a mess for me and Momma and Dorothy to clean up.
Then you need to get out of it.
There it is.
There we go. Yeah.
There you go. See how you figured that out?
There's no frontier anymore.
There's nothing I can do and I hate it.
There's some good stuff here.
There's someone out there.
These boys will sit down if I don't stay on their asses.
These men who bust their asses work like dogs.
They get old, they peel back
They got g****, orange, lemon lime,
They know you got cash. They hear that
They need work and I need help.
They pulled me over behind a shopping center uptown.
They're not good for anything.
Thirsty, that's why.
This is bullshit, right here.
This one officer,
This place is gonna be after us.
Those boys played one hell of a game.
Thought I had something to do with one of the girls he knew.
Three African painted dogs,
Tidal wave coming across the bottom to the other side.
To cut this deer, you know?
To feed your worthless fucking face!
To get me some place.
Today is a special day.
Tonight. You wanna come by?
Try to get as low as you can.
Trying to make a little extra cash. Get my shit together.
Unless I'm standing, and
Very high dew points, this represents a whole lot of moisture available
Was your daddy in the military or somethin'?
Wasn't here last night. But we can sure find out though.
Watching this, goddamn... Well, I think you a pretty son of a bitch out here.
Water!
We can kill us about 100 trees with this here.
We gonna go into town and get some food. Come on.
We gonna go out tonight?
We gonna have a problem outta you all day?
We got the job done. Gary said we got the job.
We got you surrounded, Joe.
We had a high of 92, officially,
We just gonna put it in there like that.
We should get out.
We start a little late, around 8:00 in the morning, and we go until 4:00.
We start at about 6:00 in the morning,
We? Joe, you know who's gonna make the birthday cake.
We'll get you fixed up.
We'll probably bust our ass and get this spread out by the end of April.
We're going 10 the west side.
We're killing trees.
We're making a birthday cake.
We're making a birthday cake.
We've got plenty to do when the weather gets right.
Weapons tend to make men do violent things.
Well now, I'm a pretty long way from crazy.
Well you've got forty five seconds to tell me why I should hire you.
Well, he probably saves it 'cause he's smart.
Well, he's got the devil in him.
Well, I ain't gonna watch him sit there and hit you like he hits me. You hear me?
Well, I been looking at you all goddamn day,
Well, I don't want one in town. I like that one.
Well, I mean, it's
Well, I think I have some cool pants he can wear.
Well, I thought she ran him off.
Well, I'm reporting a lost dog.
Well, it's not that big a deal. A lot of dogs look like cows.
Well, shit.
Well, shit. You might as well just let Blind George cut it up.
Well, the machete crew is the one that comes through and clears it out.
Well, we was just driving around, looking for something to do.
Well, yeah, she is today.
Well, you like to make all them funny faces.
What are y'all doing? Y'all cutting these trees?
What are you doing?
What are you now? 48? 49?
What are you thinking when you look at me like that? Don't you care?
What are you thinking, Joe?
What did you chunk that gun off the bridge for?
What do you got? I'm feeling real good today.
What do you mean, you don't need us back?
What do you mean?
What do you think, man?
What do you want?
What for?
What happened to you?
What happened?
What happened?
What have you done, Joe?
What is it you want?
What is that World War I or ll? Where'd you get that hat'?
What seems to be the Oh, yeah!
What that fat woman said.
What the hell are you looking at?
What the hell you stumbling for? You can't even take care of your damn self.
What the hell you use this thing for?
What was that?
What you done this time
What you drinking?
What you got there?
What, you just come up here to give me a hard time?
What, you just sat there and watched it? Or what?
What'd you plan to do, stand there all night?
What's he going into? Law enforcement?
What's in the poison?
What's most important right now is me
What's that supposed to mean?
What's wrong with this one?
What's wrong, spooky?
What's your name?
Whatever.
Whatever.
When it dries up, you come down here early in the morning before light,
When you become a man, you gonna have everything figured out, too.
Where are you going, Joe?
Where was everybody?
Where you from?
Where you gonna go?
Which hand you use?
Which has slowly been sagging southward.
Which one's gonna be their last.
Who the fuck you talking to?
Who the hell do you think you are? You ain't my daddy, you motherfucker!
Who these white folks you got working?
Who you talking about?
Who's gonna cuff me?
Who's nothing like me, but
Who's trying to argue with who?
Why don't you guys both be like big boys, and put your guns down,
Why would I spill it? I need a pillow.
Why would I spill it? I need a pillow.
Why y'all movin' so slow? You look like y'all goddamn turtles out here!
Why you not working today?
Why you wanna go back to the damn penitentiary, man?
Why you wanna go back?
Will you do that for me, honey?
Will you pass the hot sauce?
Without you, none of this is gonna happen.
Work? Don't you see what it's doing out there?
Y'all can cut up the rest of it.
Y'all come on.
Y'all did a good job today.
Y'all don't kill it.
Y'all don't quit pussyfootin' around me today
Y'all help me get this fucking dog outta here!
Y'all ****as is
Y'all ****as is near, I ain't hungry no more.
Yeah,
Yeah, all grown up.
Yeah, all right. You still doing the mixed martial arts?
Yeah, around here somewhere.
Yeah, bust them trees.
Yeah, but I'm cool now.
Yeah, but this thing,
Yeah, but you got to go to work on my job. You ain't on my job working.
Yeah, I been doing this for a little minute now.
Yeah, I have. I
Yeah, I know. I was gonna go over there later and clean him out.
Yeah, I made the mistakes,
Yeah, I'd like to get a number on a Like a dog rescue, or
Yeah, I'll give you boys a ride.
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah, it's American Bulldog.
Yeah, it's like,
Yeah, maybe later.
Yeah, maybe so.
Yeah, no, you know what
Yeah, nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, she in the hospital. She got cancer.
Yeah, sure did.
Yeah, that dog scared the hell out of me though.
Yeah, that's cool!
Yeah, that's what you is.
Yeah, there you go, you're getting it.
Yeah, well, I don't think I would cut it into a roast.
Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you got a bunch of them.
Yeah, you start out, you'll probably be the waterman for a little while.
Yeah, you stupid little piece of shit.
Yeah! There it is.
Yeah? All right. You got a family?
Yeah.
Yeah. Here we go
Yeah. Little boy.
Yeah. What?
Yeah...
Yes, I do.
Yes, Joe. He's in the back.
Yes, ma'am, I meant to get around to doing that,
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, sir, no problem.
Yes, sir! Get it!
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir. I will.
Yes, sir. Looks like every time I get a little ahead, it starts in raining again.
Yes, wonderful.
Yes.
Yo, it ain't even lunch time yet.
You actin' like you ain't got nothin' to do today.
You ain't did shit all goddamn I'm trying to get you to working.
You ain't done a motherfucking thing.
You ain't drinking some wine, are you?
You ain't drunk, are you?
You ain't got any tags on it. Did you just get it?
You ain't got no motherfucking money?
You ain't my boss, and obviously you can't even watch what people are doing.
You ain't never notice that about your girl, man?
You ain't supposed to do that to no one.
You better do some Ghostbuster moves on me today, Shorty.
You better look for someone else to mess with, 'cause I did nothing!
You better watch yourself, ****a.
You better work on that cool face.
You call
You can count on it.
You can drink one of these beers, but you cannot buy one from me.
You can make it.
You can stay with me if you need to.
You can't drive without insurance.
You can't just take boards off windows and call a place home.
You could be known as the snake god.
You could've just walked on off, Dog wouldn't have done anything.
You country motherfucker.
You do whatever the hell you want. Whatever you can get away with.
You do?
You don't have a number on a dog rescue?
You don't know?
You don't need that thing to take care of you.
You don't need to call me sir all the time.
You don't seem to be doing a whole lot of talking right now.
You don't still want my truck, do you?
You ever seen breakdancing before?
You feel better now?
You floating. Come on, son. You floating out there in the ocean.
You get bit by those and you're gonna die.
You get the hell off me, mister. I ain't done nothing to you.
You get yourself one, fill it up with poison,
You going to those night school classes or something?
You going to work this morning?
You gonna fight like one today?
You gonna need it.
You got a clock?
You got a good heart.
You got a lot of energy there.
You got a new man working for you now, don't you?
You got any questions?
You got any sisters?
You got any sisters?
You got any trousers he can wear? What size waist you got?
You got food, but you ain't got no fucking money.
You got food, God damn it!
You got it.
You got one of these right here, itsy bitsy, shriveled Slim Jim.
You got some money?
You got to clear the path for your teammates.
You got to get angry at the tree, man.
You gotta get your ass outta my motherfucking job!
You gotta stand like you own land, right?
You gotta swing harder than that.
You have a dog that look like a cow.
You hear me?
You hear that?
You just stick it back in your pocket. You're gonna need it for insurance.
You kinda look like you in bad shape.
You know how far it is?
You know how I get.
You know I could have killed you, right?
You know that guy, Frank? The guy?
You know this place is condemned, right?
You know we ain't gonna cut no slack. Everybody pulls they own load, baby.
You know what I think?
You know what locking is?
You know what popping, you know what locking is?
You know what you are, ain't you?
You know what, Gary? You got it made.
You know what?
You know what? You, you, and you.
You know where they took my truck? There's a kid that wants my truck.
You know you don't have to take no shit from nobody, right?
You know you're my daddy.
You know, a person just don't know from one day to the next
You know, damn thing
You know, so I think I'll go get me a little drink,
You know?
You know?
You like funny faces?
You look at me like I can make a move.
You look like a goddamn Ghoslbusler today. You all right?
You look like a million bucks.
You mess up. A lot.
You my friend?
You nasty
You need anything. You got it.
You need one.
You need some money?
You need to stay with your family.
You okay?
You only learned about waving.
You pretend to be asleep,
You say it's going to be different' but it ain't.
You see that?
You see who that was?
You see, me and my daddy just got into town
You seen Joe?
You sitting out here like an angel, sitting out here under this pretty sun.
You slow pokin' today.
You stay with your family.
You stupid motherfucker! You think I'm a kid?
You take my truck and get out.
You tell Sammy I'm gonna fire him for good if he don't start helping me out some.
You think I won't, but I will.
You think I'm a goddamn kid?
You think Joe's gonna take care of you?
You thought that was easy pumpin' that thing, didn't you?
You told me you knew how to do this.
You understand me?
You use this lever right here to pump out the poison.
You wanna breathe into this for me?
You wanna go look for her?
You wanna learn how to make a cool face?
You want me to follow you?
You want some more shit?
You want two of my girls?
You were 32 when you went to the pen the first time.
You what?
You won't have to. She'll know.
You work hard.
You, I don't know you.
You'd be better finding one in town somewhere.
You'd be surprised.
You'd work in this rain, wouldn't you?
You'll be safe here.
You're a grown man, Joe.
You're a tough little son of a bitch, ain't you?
You're gonna get your shotgun out of the back and shoot me?
You're gonna wanna die.
You're in there, Joe?
You're just a selfish, old drunk.
You're old enough, smart enough, to do your own thing.
You're on your way out of here anyway, man.
Young, old, black, white, red, yellow
Your family's all you got.
Your right hand, there you go.
Your son's all grown now, ain't he?
Zucchini, cucumbers,
10 rise into those tall clouds producing the heavy rains.
48.
68 was our low
90 pounds.
Alan. Thank you, sir.
All right, over here? Take east side over there.
Are you done? Yeah, I'm done with this bullshit
Are you drunk? I ain't drunk.
Are you paying my boy? Hell, yeah!
Bring it, Joe! Come on.
Can you make it out of there? Yeah. I'll make it, I guess.
Day or night. All right? Okay.
Does that sound fair enough? Yes, sir.
Don't go head first. I don't go
Don't move. God damn it.
Dorothy, guess what? He got one.
Everywhere. Been around?
Follow this line of trees. Yes, sir.
Goddamn thing is leaking allover. It happens sometimes.
Good morning, Joe. Good morning.
Good stuff. We love you, baby.
Good. You doing all right?
Halfway, then. Well, halfway how?
Hang on. We're coming. All right.
He what? Hell, yeah. Almost got arrested.
He's making a damn mess. I don't have experience
Hello? Can I help you fellas?
Hey, Joe. Is Merle around?
Hey, mister? Yeah?
I called your bondsman for you. Thanks, buddy.
I didn't take my medicine. I'm just tired.
I do? Yeah, you didn't know?
I heard you screamin'. I wasn't screamin', I just move fast.
I know you drunk. No, I ain't drunk.
I'm good. All right, don't trip on them.
I'm Junior. Gary.
Is he gonna bite me? God damn it, would you shut up!
Is it? Yeah.
It ain't cold, is it? No.
Let's load up y'all. Come on, y'all help a brother out.
Looks like a cow? Right.
Man, you got about six other people! You ain't did shit all goddamn day!
Morning, John. Hello, Joe.
Nice truck. Thanks.
No. Get girls
No. You can do it.
No. You gonna shoot me?
Nothing. Yeah.
Put your hands behind your back. You and your motherfucking friends
Right hand. Okay.
Run, before I shoot you. No, no, no, no, no.
See that ball game last night? Yeah.
Shorty almost got arrested last night. What?
Shorty almost got arrested last night. What?
Stay in your vehicle! I ain't drunk.
That is some good stuff. Now, look here.
They got the g****? Yep.
Thirsty and hot. Yeah, but that got them water flavor.
Wait a minute. One sits up here,
Well, stand up, come on. I don't see myself doing much of that
What are you tryin' to do, Henry? I don't know.
What time? 10:00.
What'd you feed it? I don't know, fucking dry food.
What'd you feed it? I don't know, fucking dry food.
What's that? It's money for the truck.
What's the insurance? Well, yeah, it's a law.
Who won though? We did, of course.
Who's that? Henry's just making a damn mess.
Why, thank you. Come here.
Wonderful. You see how I did that?
WW ll. Right.
Y'all want some coffee? Yeah, sure, man.
Yeah, I'm good, man. Feeling pretty good?
Yeah, you gotta get another one. Yeah, man.
Yeah. Hop in.
Yeah. Let me help you with that pack.
Yeah. That's a good one. Come on, man.
Yes, sir. All right.
Yes, sir. And don't get lost.
You all right? Yes, sir.
You gonna work like one? I'll look right, my man.
You know what I mean? I know what you mean.
You paying my boy? What?
You promise to work hard? Yes, sir.
You ready to work today? Yes, sir.
You want it? You want it? Yeah.
You want some coffee? I can get it.
'Cause all you keep doing is embarrassing me
'Cause if you saw anything, you'd know I've been working all day.
'Cause tomorrow we ain't gonna have this bullshit.
'cause we kinda got a family problem right now.
$30 each.
$30.

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