Natalie’s Rap 2 - SNL Edit

AH!

And do you find it difficult juggling kids and a career?

And when my water broke, you know it drowned the doctor

Better than what?

Brain gone off that fucking Ayahuasca, boy

But... I've matured a lot.

Fascinating stuff. Now I have to ask, Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies?

He cries himself to sleep every night

Hell yeah, I'm positive

How's that for impact?

I don't dance now, I make mommy moves

I'm sorry, what?

It's been twelve long years

Natalie, one last question

No

No more questions.

Now bend over and spread them because you about to get ****d

Now kiss him right on his seventeen dicks (What?)

Oh, Natalie... What?

Oh, Natalie... Yeah?

Oh, well they're really good! They're much better than...

Okay, well, that's all the time we have.

Put a dildo on a switchblade, switchblade, switchblade (Woo!)

Say something 'bout the motherfucking prequels, bitch! (They were good!)

Say something fucking nice about Jar Jar Binks (He's tall?)

Tell me why

That little shit ain't mine!

That you're going down while I'm bumping "My Prerogative"

Tide Pods only fucking thing I snack on

Untrue. I'm a mother now. It's really changed my perspective.

Well, actually — oh, no...

When I gave birth, I didn't even push

While I sit dead on your face and take a shit

Why don't you fill us in on what it's like to be you?

Wow, I gotta say it seems like you're almost exactly the same, but with current references.

Wrap a good burrito

Xannies dissolving in my Pinot

Yeah, he twinkle his toes, but he give me good D, though

Yeah, well, I was going through a really weird time then.

You can juggle these nuts.

You know it's clickbait, clickbait, clickbait

You're a mess, Carl.

...shit

(Damn!)