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Spy (2015)

Spy (2015)

Spy (2015) is an action-comedy film directed by Paul Feig. The movie follows Susan Cooper, played by Melissa McCarthy, a desk-bound CIA analyst who volunteers for an undercover mission to infiltrate the world of a deadly arms dealer. The star-studded cast also includes Jason Statham, Rose Byrne, Miranda Hart, and Jude Law, delivering hilarious performances throughout. With its thrilling plot, witty dialogue, and over-the-top action sequences, Spy is a must-watch for anyone who loves a good laugh. You can immerse yourself in the sounds of this entertaining film by playing and downloading them here.

A "no." Take that as a "no."
A dead end!
A different occup...
A doctor once said to me I have the muscle capacity of an infant.
A lead lined compartment.
A little space is something I need
A man I've been collecting intelligence on for years.
A single woman travelling through Europe would have.
A small scale tactical nuclear weapon
A small, poisonous dart flies out...
A woman like that has super ears.
About the company you keep.
Absolutely. He's the best!
After Boyanov's death,
Agent Susan Cooper reporting for duty, ma'am.
Agent, agent, agent, I'm an agent.
Ah, just keep laughing. Looks fade.
Ah, stop screaming. You loved it.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! God!
Ah.
Ah.
Ah... Come on.
Ain't nobody orders me around!
Alan and I go way back. I come here all the time.
All freckled and tan.
All over that control panel.
All right, all right.
All right, Fine. Stop at the door.
All right, have you had any field training since then?
All right, little detour.
All right, look me in the eye.
All right, Miss Havisham.
All right, motherfucker, don't push.
All right.
All right. All right.
All right. Good night. Night.
All the top agents used to do that before I got here.
All those things you said about me to De Luca...
Almost a mineral kind of dirt finish...
Also, get my car.
Also, it needs your fingerprints on it to work.
Although, this is the ugliest
Am I getting that?
Amber is my hired bodyguard.
Amber Valentine.
An odd choice of companion for someone in your work, Rayna.
And "twat" means something completely different in England.
And all that's left of my fucking security team
And as family, even knowing that the universe
And avenge my dear friend Bradley Fine's death.
And broke both legs upon landing.
And by the way, I can see your gun
And by the way...
And dial it way back with the "T" word, Ford.
And dogwood, I assume? Hmm?
And doing a really poor job of it.
And don't do that!
And don't forget my diamonds.
And Dudaev would've never been able
And everybody said, "You're never gonna make enough money."
And fire, now.
And for whatever fucking reason,
And fuck you for saying
And fucking Lacey explain it to you?
And get the weapon back if we do this right.
And getting footage...
And glue it to your forehead...
And go 18 months in intensive care
And go six months without eyesight...
And have access to voice and data coming into his office...
And he's a traitor.
And he's got a swarm behind him.
And here's to you.
And hit by another plane, midair.
And I can't take a chance of anyone leaking your name.
And I did nothing with that information.
And I grew up on Valentine Street.
And I know there's a fucking Face Off machine.
And I might just tear you apart
And I still had to pretend
And I sure as shit know enough to cover up a Russian flag tattoo...
And I'm getting such good intel.
And I'm gonna take down De Luca
And I'm guessing that your boys here
And I'm just trying to impress you...
And I'm not gonna help you unless you keep Fine alive.
And I'm only bringing this up because you asked me to...
And I'm the vice president of the Ames Garden Club.
And I've read all of The Hunger Games...
And if he initiates contact with me...
And if the rest of your clothes look like that dress...
And if you got a problem with that...
And it can't stop looking at me.
And it's all yours...
And it's gross and unappealing.
And just cry and cry.
And Karen Walker?
And leap my way up to the cockpit...
And let you send in a fucking secretary...
And made them build a house around it.
And make me beg for biscuits...
And making sure nobody put anything in my drinks.
And may I say...
And mine is like a lumpy pumpkin sack dress.
And not, like, sort of cute, little tears.
And now Fine is dead. I'm going the fuck in.
And our three kids run in, you know...
And play your heart like a fucking accordion.
And Rayna and Dudaev...
And reattached with this fucking arm.
And rich people would bet...
And rip out your back like a fucking werewolf.
And say that I just saved a lot of people.
And she lost all her money.
And shit them back out again...
And sky blue eyes, and a full mouth. I mean...
And take off those gloves.
And take off those gloves.
And take out De Luca.
And that nuke back in our hands.
And that will hopefully take us to Rayna...
And the government of the United States.
And then after I'm done destroying you,
And then I erased the erasers.
And then I meet you, and I can't afford...
And then rip back and sizzle.
And there was, "Give up on your dream, Susan."
And they gave me a Tylenol PM.
And they let me use it.
And they send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife.
And they'd just all have that beautiful jaw...
And use it next week.
And use my braid as a dog leash...
And we don't know where she or the bomb is.
And we must discuss this hideous dress.
And we'd say, "Get out of here!"
And we'll get started first thing in the morning.
And we've always gotten our guy.
And we've got a nuclear bomb in the hands of terrorists.
And we've long suspected De Luca
And what, Fine?
And who the fuck are you?
And who wears reading glasses in their passport photo?
And you can take my private jet when we're done...
And you didn't.
And you just drop the fucking mic and walk out.
And you look like somebody's demented aunts on vacation!
And you!
And you're wrong.
And you've traded in the free car you've won...
And your father hired me to protect you.
And your head better not have broken my fucking phone.
ANTON: Ouch!
Anton!
Any bullshit, and I'll blow your CIA brains
Any security system.
Any sign of her in the house?
Anybody in here?
Anyhoo, I'll see you guys when I get back,
Anyway, obviously we're talking about a mole.
Anyway, tell me...
Anywhere you want to get home.
Apologies. I may be sweating...
Apparently, there's nothing wrong with it.
Are they gonna be okay?
Are you considering this?
Are you erect? Get off me!
Are you listening to me?
Are you okay? No!
Are you sure it wasn't you?
Are you thinking "Groupon"?
Are your hemorrhoids particularly large,
As Barack Obama.
As good as you in the basement.
Asshole.
At the villa next door?
At what? Getting things out of a high cupboard?
Aw! (CHUCKLES)
Aw. Come on!
Aw...
Baccarat.
Back up!
Bad seed rising Ain't no use in crying
Bad seed rising ain't no use in crying
Bad seed rising ain't no use in crying.
Be more like her.
Be prepared for anything. She's erratic.
Because about half the people he deals with end up dead.
Because about half the people he deals with end up dead.
Because De Luca is here and I need to get close to him.
Because he trusted me.
Because I don't remember your fucking name?
Because I fear if I stare
Because I heard you sniffle a while ago
Because I think somebody just put a roofie in your cocktail.
Because I'm a real spy.
Because if she was, you'd be dead now.
Because she's in love with him.
Because she's in love with him.
Because shit's about to get real sad.
Because they can't stand to be around you?
Because this is a peculiar theme.
Because what the fuck?
Because you know what's going to happen.
Because you look like a flute player in a wedding band.
Because you'd never find that bomb.
Because you're not supposed to be here.
Big A, Big A!
Bit indisposed.
Bitch!
Blend in, or get the fuck out!
Blend in, or get the fuck out.
Bless my heart, bless my soul Like my mama told me so.
Blow that thing all you want, lady.
Bodyguard? You? Please.
Bosom.
Bosom. What?
BOTH: Hi!
Boyanov's boat is at the end.
Bradley Fine was more than just a coworker and a friend.
Bradley Fine.
Budapest?
Burger King was booked up.
But he also works for the CIA, doesn't he?
But he especially didn't like it
But he's just left, heading...
But I did, and I'm here.
But I would also like to say, it was over 10 years ago.
But I'm not, so get the fuck out of my way!
But if I find out you're lying to me about any of this...
But if you try anything, I mean anything...
But if you try anything, I mean anything...
But instead of dogs fighting,
But it can't be any of you.
But it was not quite like this.
But it's a track and report mission only.
But it's no trouble, really.
But not so deep that I can't still protect you.
But please refrain from using the term "thundercunt."
But reckless actions of yours, Susan!
But she could get that at any pharmacy.
But she was different.
But sorry, Rayna, show's over.
But the odds of them knowing my face are very low.
But they're killing themselves
But this tasted like...
But what if she did hear?
But you are in this now...
But you are putting a very negative spin on this situation.
But you did excellent work. Prego.
But you know what? I'm gonna toot...
But you worked with Fine.
But you'll always be a hoot to me.
By way of apology...
Bye. Bye!
Bye. Bye!
Cagney's coming down your fucking throat.
Can I do a little do over?
Can I have an Old Fashioned, please?
Can I just have a sip of your wine? Mmm hmm.
Can land this fucking plane by yourselves.
Can they see me right now?
Can you give me a little jewelry I can actually wear?
Can you switch it out for a new one?
Can't just be because I remind you
Capri.
Capri. Capri.
Carol Jenkins.
Carol Jenkins.
Carol Jenkins.
Cheese because I had quite a hearty lasagna.
Chew one of these.
Chew one of these.
Childhood illnesses, so stay away from me.
Classic. I got that a lot in high school.
Clear my head.
Clench your ass! Clench your fucking ass!
Clever girl.
Close one!
Colin hasn't worked here for, like, eight months.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here. Close.
Come on, not the hourglass.
Come on, what is wrong with this person?
Come on, you guys!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on. We're going to Budapest.
Coming out of your hip!
Conducting business.
Congratulations, Penny Morgan.
Coop.
Coop. You're eating a hand towel.
Cooper, Cooper, stop! Jesus Christ, what are you...
Cooper, put down the goddamn camera.
Cooper, you're gonna fuck this up!
Cooper, you're right.
Cooping.
Could this hotel be more murder y?
Could you point the man out?
Crabby.
Create a diversion, now.
Croupe. Keep going.
Croupon.
Curl up with a good book.
Damn it, I was having such an empowering moment
Damn it!
Damn it.
De Luca is not going to take you anything.
De Luca must have known we were coming.
DE LUCA: Unbelievable!
DE LUCA: You get everything on camera.
De Luca's got the bomb on the helicopter. Get up!
Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?
Did Karen Walker try to kill you?
Did someone just suggest that you grab one of those knives?
Did they give you an identity?
Did you come up with your spy name yet?
Did you come up with your spy name yet? No.
Did you drug me?
Did you ever think that maybe
Did you find De Luca?
Did you forget? I am undercover,
Did you get your gun, Carol?
Did you have a nice nap?
Did you just grab my butt?
Did you know that you can't ever change having big pores?
Did you mean that?
Did you say where?
Did you take your medicine?
Did you wipe your eye after you cleaned out the cat box?
Didn't even want you to know I was watching you.
Die!
Dive for stool softener before.
Do I have something for you?
Do I mean that? You got me. You kidder.
Do we have an update on De Luca?
Do we have anything on that woman he met?
Do we have anything yet?
Do you have any idea what you're fucking doing?
Do you have quarters? Because it costs 50 cents.
Do you have something for me?
Do you know what? I'm glad you said that to Fine.
Do you mean that?
Do you think Ford's leading him into a trap?
Do you think he knows that's a lake?
Do you think I still work for you?
Dock. Excellent idea.
Does Crocker even know you're here?
Does he not look like a bag o' dicks? Enough.
Does this mean you're gonna kill me too, Sergio?
Doesn't buy what it used to, does it?
Doesn't exactly inspire confidence in those around you.
Doesn't matter if we've been exposed.
Doing my thing Don't need nobody.
Don't be. God, I admire you.
Don't do that thing with your thumb again.
Don't say fucking Colin.
Don't shake your finger at me.
Don't talk to me. You're not my friend.
Don't touch my fucking hair!
Don't wear out the battery on that.
Don't worry, I have you! Ah!
Don't worry.
Don't you find that? I find that.
Don't you fucking dare.
Don't you fucking dare.
Downdraft!
Drones taking all the cool assignments?
Drop the knife, or I'll shoot.
Drop your weapon!
Drop your weapon.
Dumbass.
During the threat of an assassination attempt...
Each of these are filled with chloroform.
Eccentric, like you are.
Elaine wanted you to only be carrying items
ELAINE: We've intercepted chatter...
ELAINE: Well, Rayna's people obviously knew Ford was in Paris.
Enough with the bullshit.
Everything is cut right.
Exactly where De Luca is in Rome, right now.
Exactly. Stupid fucking idea.
Excuse me, he's mine.
Excuse me? You're a loud kisser.
Excuse me. Ford!
Explain it to me, De Luca!
Facial recognition isn't showing anything.
Feel better.
Fine always got to be a businessman.
Fine is alive...
Fine made some great points.
Fine was your mentor, right?
Fine, I'm sorry if I...
Fine, what's happening?
Fine, you good?
FINE: Coop.
FINE: Hey.
FINE: Okay, Coop. Just pulling up.
FINE: Too late.
Fine!
Fine?
Finished?
Five minutes before he even thinks about it.
For Fine.
For next week's UN General Assembly.
For non physical security resources.
For radiation poisoning...
For your safety, and the safety of those around this table...
Ford, what the hell are you doing?
FORD: Arrivederci.
FORD: Cooper, is this a fucking lake?
Ford!
Ford's backpack. It's a setup.
Ford's is bigger.
Forget it, Cooper.
Fredrick!
Freeze!
From Dover, to the family services...
Fuck it. Look, you did a good job.
Fuck you too.
Fuck you, Rayna.
Fuck you!
Fuck you. Everything you've said is a lie.
Fuck!
Fuck! I don't give a shit what your name is.
Fucking necklace I've ever seen!
Fucking ridiculous clown show!
Get 100 sticks of dynamite...
Get away from me.
Get away from me. No, listen.
Get away!
Get back to work!
Get down!
Get in!
Get me more security
Get moving.
Get off! I'm coming in!
Get out of here!
Get out the back door now. Move.
Get Rayna out of here!
Get the Goyard tote from the hotel.
Get up. Get up!
Get your hands off my boobs!
Give me the mic!
Give me your coat.
Give me your coat.
Glad the pinkeye is under control.
Go home. You're going to infect everybody.
Go right up the stairs.
Go see Patrick. He's got special equipment for you.
Go team.
Go to the dock!
Go, Susan!
Go!
Go!
Go! Go!
God damn it, I told you to dress up.
God damn it, I told you to dress up.
God damn it, if I was trying to sound romantic...
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it! Please!
God damn it.
God, I admire you.
God, I can't wait to kill you.
God, I hate you so much!
God, that is so rude!
God, use those fucking bird arms and push it!
God, you're an asshole.
God, you're funny, huh?
God!
God!
God!
God!
God! Move!
God.
God. Poor Jaime.
Goddamn Ford is still off the grid in Paris.
Going straight? No.
Good for you.
Good God. Go easy on yourself.
Good gravy. Was Pepe Le Pew not available?
Good job, guys. Sorry about the lake.
Good luck!
Good story.
Good thing I learned to use that flight simulator app, huh?
Good, it was supposed to.
Goodbye.
Googling shit.
Got it.
Grab my things, Coop.
Great work, Coop.
Great, that's a real confidence builder.
Great. Shit! Thanks.
Guard your fruit!
Guys, can you please keep it down?
Guys, this is more than just a kill mission.
Guys...
Ha ha.
Hang tight.
Hang up.
Has a plan for each human life...
Has been gunned down, and just you survive?
Has some heft.
Have I done something to you to upset you?
He did.
He is so afraid of me!
He just kind of zipped out that door.
He keeps running over
He looks like he's in the cast of Newsies.
He loved you.
He never, never!
He totally pretends not to know. It's a game.
He wants me!
He was just afraid you were gonna get yourself killed.
He was part of our family.
He'd starve them...
He's dead though, isn't he? Aw. That's a waste.
He's gone all sorts of rogue.
He's got a friend.
He's got a friend.
He's handsy.
He's just fucking me.
He's meeting with some woman.
He's out for blood.
He's the sweetest.
He's wearing a purple bowtie.
Headed?
Heat sensors aren't picking anything up.
Hello, bound lady.
Hello, captured lady.
Hello, Coop.
Hello, doppelganger.
Hello, everybody!
Hello, you look nice.
Help me out!
Her father would never have left himself this exposed.
Here I come, here I come here I come...
Here I come, here I come here I come...
Here is my phone number.
Here it is.
Here it means a vagina.
Here we are.
Here we go. No problem.
Here's what we do...
Here's your new identity.
Hey, Alan. Alan!
Hey, Aldo.
Hey, baby?
Hey, Coop.
Hey, how'd you get that picture of me?
Hey, I've been thinking.
Hey, Mr. Beanbag! (WHISTLES)
Hey, Pat! I'm gonna totally crop dust these guys.
Hey, pick up my dry cleaning for me, would you?
Hey, what's it like sleeping with the man
Hey!
Hey! Heroic lady!
Hey.
Hi, do you speak English?
Hi.
Hi. Hey, Nancy. Hi, Susan.
Hi. Hey, Super Cooper.
Hi. What are you doing, Ford?
Hidden in their watch.
His GPS should tell you
His name was Bradley Fine. He worked for the CIA.
Holding it together.
Holy shit.
Hotel Modiere, please.
How are you doing this in heels?
How are you doing this in heels?
How De Luca is gonna take me seriously if I look like this.
How did you know I don't care for traditional jewelry?
How do I even know you're telling me the truth?
How is that helpful?
How is that the same thing?
How long was I out?
How much am I supposed to like Beaches?
How the fuck did this twat find out our fucking names?
How you gonna do that? How you gonna do that, Cooper?
How you say? Murder entire families.
Hristo was supposed to be looking after me at the bar...
Huge diversion.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!
Hurry up!
I ain't misbehaving I don't need your saving.
I almost put it up on YouTube.
I am considering it.
I am just aroused from looking at you.
I am not an idiot, Ford. You are an idiot.
I am not in the fucking mood for your bullshit!
I am not in the mood for your bullshit!
I am so badass!
I am technically, uh, classified as an agent.
I am too tired to fend off your groping.
I am, because you play it too safe.
I appeared, convincingly, in front of Congress...
I believe it's "Cahpri." That's how the locals say it, anyway.
I can give you a very comfortable life, Col...
I can only imagine what this is.
I can pull up her file.
I can see his obvious outer appeal.
I can see why my father liked you now.
I can send someone to burn them for you.
I can tell you what Dudaev's gonna do
I can wait,
I can't believe I said it! I hate myself for saying it!
I can't do this, Nancy. Fine was the real spy, not me!
I can't even dress like a spy.
I can't get a good grip.
I can't seem to stop looking at it...
I cannot handle this, Susan!
I changed my hair.
I changed my mind.
I collect porcelain dolls...
I could kiss you.
I could never do what you do.
I could really enjoy just watching her die right now.
I couldn't do what I do without you.
I couldn't even be president?
I couldn't talk because I was in an elevator filled with people.
I did get this at quite a lovely...
I did get upgraded to premium economy once...
I didn't do it on purpose.
I didn't mean to hit her that hard.
I didn't.
I died for five minutes, and then I came back to life.
I do a lot of reading. I read palms and maps...
I do not condone these sexy
I don't believe this could be the Hotel Modiere.
I don't have a gun.
I don't have any cats!
I don't have cats.
I don't have that problem.
I don't know any of you people. Okay?
I don't know how deep this whole thing goes.
I don't know how you do things like that.
I don't know if I like them together.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know what I'm gonna do when I see that Rayna woman.
I don't know what it is, but there's something about you.
I don't know who did it.
I don't know why you got to pick your identity.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I guess you don't seem so awkward.
I don't know. She slipped off me.
I don't like the looks of your face!
I don't need anyone's permission
I don't really want to.
I don't recognize her. You have any idea who she is?
I don't see you on the list. I'm so sorry.
I don't think I'll ever find anyone
I don't think it's a fiber supplement.
I don't think she probably does. She probably does.
I don't think that's what...
I don't wanna be critical, but this is very chewy.
I don't wanna know why my neck is wet...
I don't wanna see any more of that funny bomb stuff, you know?
I don't want your muscly arms and hands...
I dropped a nuke in the water.
I drove a car off a freeway...
I failed the mission.
I feel like you're a Gypsy, cursing me with it.
I found her.
I found Rayna. She's with De Luca.
I found this staircase
I fucking made it, didn't I?
I got it, handsome.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I got my wish. That was it.
I got shit to do. You'll probably be fine.
I got this.
I got you. Okay.
I gotta go warn him!
I guess that CIA training isn't what it used to be.
I guess you're right, asshole.
I had a few ideas for that. Your new name...
I had a little jar on my desk at work...
I had to deputize him to let us use it!
I had to fake my death to gain Rayna's trust.
I had to go as a freaking cat lady.
I had to look through your things.
I had to take out my earpiece and my camera.
I hated to do it to you, Coop, but I had to. I had to.
I have a buyer who's willing to pay me
I have heard about this. I've been looking...
I have never been out in the field.
I have never had a more difficult duty...
I have never seen that, exactly.
I haven't been in a real relationship
I haven't got much time.
I heard Cress and Wright talking about it in the shitter.
I hope it's that. Is it that one?
I just couldn't trust anyone at the agency
I just had some goulash. The shit was on point!
I just have to cover those eyes.
I just like to really get into character.
I just shot a man!
I just was feeling a little weird about...
I just... Something doesn't feel right.
I knew from the second I saw him, I thought...
I knew that. Of course it's not a door.
I knew you really liked me.
I know everything.
I know what to do.
I know what you're saying.
I know what you're thinking.
I know who all your active agents are.
I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now...
I know, because I ingested them all at once...
I know! I know!
I learn it from the Downton Abbey.
I left my baby in the shop!
I like a little bit of...
I like things that are easy.
I like to play the odds. Yeah. Well, good luck.
I look amazing.
I look anything like that fucking beast.
I look like someone's homophobic aunt.
I made sure to erase any witnesses.
I make a habit of doing things that people say I can't do.
I may need your help out there.
I mean athletically speaking.
I mean, it's like giving a Stradivarius to a hillbilly.
I mean, look, okay?
I mean, medically.
I mean, you look similar to a gal I was in college with.
I move like a fucking shadow.
I must have watched this 15 times now...
I need backup! I lost my gun in the club!
I need everything on time...
I need the mic!
I need you to go right and head down the tunnel.
I need you to keep an...
I need you to keep your eyes open.
I need you to rein it in, buddy, okay?

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