Steve Jobs (2015) Edit

A $650,000 mold for the cube,

A 266 megahertz G3 chip

A bushel of apples with my face on them?

A garden of pure ideology

A great keyboard and the coolest mouse you've ever seen.

A long time ago... You threatened me once.

A Newton.

A printer and a modem.

A printer and a modem. Two slots.

A thunderous conductor.

Abso fruitly.

Acknowledge that something good happened that you weren't in the room for.

Actually, do you know what a coincidence is, Lisa?

After going through the misery of laying off 3,000 people

After the meeting in Maui, the Apple II team was upset and angry and down.

After we screened it, the board wanted that money back

All of them, exactly nine months before Lisa was born.

All right, let's hold here. We're gonna have to go up and refocus the instruments.

All right.

All right.

All right. Don't say that.

All right. Good luck.

All the connectors are inside one beautiful little door here.

All the information you need in the course of living in a complex modern society.

All this computer knows how to do right now is demonstrate itself.

Alsop's not talking about the ship date.

Among other things, it was set in a dystopian galaxy.

An hour ago, she said...

An hour ago, you said you were taking her to school.

An open system. We're not doing an open system.

And 12% are going to people using some kind of Windows machine.

And a stringer from the Alameda County Shopper's Guide.

And a voice on the other end is gonna say, We're all set.

And and you come back as CEO.

And Andy Hertzfeld.

And Braun and "Simplicity is sophistication"

And buy you a new house, someplace near a decent school.

And by that, I mean manipulating them.

And cutting 70% of the product line.

And Dan said, Yeah.

And developed a grand total of no new products.

And do you know what their sales guy said?

And don't criticize what you can't understand.

And get all the information he needs for his everyday life,

And he wrote a demo program.

And he'll take it as much for granted as we take the telephone.

And he'll talk to the computer and get information from it.

And I asked my mom some questions about my family history.

And I assume an e mail sent on a NeXT computer can only be received by a NeXT computer?

And I came here to stand next to you while that happens

And I forced the vote because I believed I was right.

And I let it be known to Lee Clow

And I really haven't thought about it in a while.

And I want people to know the truth too.

And I wanted to ask you how you felt about that.

And I'm asking you how you feel.

And I'm going to take us through the formal part of the meeting,

And I'm pretty sure you're the one who coined the phrase,

And I'm the CEO of Apple, Steve. That's my résumé.

And I'm tired of being patronized by you.

And if anyone does one better, it's gonna be Chiat/Day, who the board wanted to replace,

And if you embarrass these people,

And if you see Hertzfeld...

And Issey Miyake uniforms and Bob Dylan lyrics all you want,

And it appears to be two strikes in a row for Steve Jobs.

And it'll be the fastest selling computer in history.

And it's caused me two decades of agony, Steve, that it is for you

And it's gonna be Lee Clow, who the board thought was out of his mind.

And it's not your job to take care of your mother.

And it's why it sold and still sells.

And it's why there are 3,000 people here right now.

And just for now.

And knowing that, that's the difference.

And not for nothing, but "think" is a verb, all right,

And one more thing. It eats Pentium notebooks as a light snack.

And one more thing. It eats Pentium notebooks as a light snack.

And provocative symphony of the last century.

And Sculley's asking for you.

And she does it with money I gave to her for you.

And she needed things. She needed socks.

And stack them on Kottke's desk

And still do his business through a device like this.

And tell him Steve says, Happy New Year to you.

And that doesn't include the optional $3,000 hard drive,

And that makes you an unconscionable coward.

And that was my favorite thing anyone's ever said to me.

And that's a 20 cent ruler. You think there's a chance it could be off?

And that's very bad for the human race.

And that's why there's a picture of... I don't know what the fuck that is.

And the $2,500 laser printer brings the total to $12,000.

And the person singing is singing that they used to think of...

And the reason you know that is because you're the one that recommended the therapist.

And the right computer...

And the times, they are a changin'.

And then cancel the launch.

And then Dan Kottke was born.

And then I got on a plane to China.

And then I'm gonna say the voice demo that didn't work

And then it nearly destroyed Apple

And then, boom, 15 years later, I'm cool with it.

And they asked me to sell off the spots.

And they get to keep my shirt.

And they're telling me George is ready for you to look at the focus.

And this is a wonderful thing. It means we won't have to be stuck in cities.

And this story is now about how I'm denying paternity and took a blood test.

And this time, nobody's paying her fucking...

And we want to get a machine into his hands so he can tell his subscribers about it.

And what if instead of it being in the right hands,

And with that movie 2001, you're projecting us into the 21st century.

And would love for you and Chrisann to go with her.

And Woz is here.

And you can talk about the Bauhaus movement

And you think that's borderline unethical?

And you, pal, will be longing for the halcyon days of Dan Kottke.

And you're a good musician. You sit right there.

And you're telling me you have the right computer.

And you've reversed those odds.

Andy said it was okay to come back.

Andy!

Any businessman and executive could live almost anywhere on Earth

Apple Computer has fallen on hard times.

Apple has sold only 35,000 of the user friendly machines

Apple is continuing to lose market share,

Apple is purchasing NeXT Computer's operating system, which may mean...

Apple was under siege. You'd just left the company.

Are about a millimeter shorter than the front and back.

Are finding it difficult to justify the machine's high cost.

Are going to go to people buying a computer for the first time.

Are you crazy? Of course I'm paying your tuition.

Are you fucking... He paid her tuition?

As a matter of fact, I was destroyed by the Apple II and its open system

As it turns out, John, I've never known what you were thinking.

As long as you have control.

At 9:41, the planet's gonna shift on its axis nigh and forever.

At exactly the wrong moment.

At my direction, Steve.

Available at everyone's seat.

Bah!

Because artists lead and hacks ask for a show of hands.

Because God forbid the angles be 90.1 instead of 90.

Because he didn't think he'd done anything wrong.

Because her mother, who is also her landlord...

Because it will make it possible for us to live, really, anywhere we like.

Because none of them, none of their editors, none of their editors' publishers

Because of it being the worst night of my life.

Because of the broad, tragic European canvas of your life.

Because sometimes it seems like you just keep saying what you want

Because that's what friends do.

Because the optical disk is too weak to do anything.

Because we have a half hour left.

Because you were trying to kill the Mac two months before it launched.

Because your mom was screaming at you every day.

Because, as reported by Time magazine,

Behind my back, at the office, you know what it stood for?

Believe me, I'm not trying to publicly do anything with you.

Better display boards, improved memory cards.

Bless my eyes. That's Steve Wozniak sitting out there.

Build a new one.

But a chest thumping statement

But a human with a bicycle becomes the most efficient animal.

But Apple will.

But do your thing where you sound old and wise

But don't leave. You're gonna stay here.

But don't leave. You're gonna stay here.

But he's a tool bag. I'll tell you why.

But I am tired of being Ringo when I know I was John.

But I do want to talk to Lisa.

But I should have been shown this shark 15, 20 fish ago.

But I'm all right with that. I'm over Apple.

But I'm not loving up a seven year old product at the Mac launch.

But I'm trying to get him to move to Cupertino, put a dent in the universe.

But if you want me to push them out one by one, we can talk about that.

But if you want me to stay, you can't have Steve.

But in the meantime, if the money wasn't there, she'd miss a semester of school.

But in the meantime, it would be great...

But isn't it the coolest black cube you've ever seen?

But it sounds like you've mellowed.

But let me tell you my thinking.

But like I said, I'm having them removed from the building.

But once you replaced the Motorola 6809 with the 68000...

But once you replaced the Motorola 6809 with the 68000...

But rather sits on your desk with the beauty of a Tensor lamp...

But right now it's being very shy.

But right now, she's 45, perfectly healthy and can't feed herself.

But she is.

But sometimes I forget to see what time it is after that.

But tell her I just scared the shit out of Andy,

But that is just what Jobs is doing with his new company, NeXT.

But that is what happened.

But then again, maybe you don't.

But they asked you to talk.

But they felt like they were close enough

But this is how it got to $2,500,

But time's done its thing,

But we like him anyway because he made trees.

But what happens when they find out that for 2,495,

But what you make isn't supposed to be the best part of you.

But wouldn't it be great if that had been the story behind it?

But you can't do both at the same time.

But you designed a computer specifically for the education market,

But you said it's not like someone looked at me and gave me back.

But you've never had any respect for me.

Buying her a new house. I'm giving her money.

By living off of them.

By taking resources from the Mac.

Bye, Lisa.

Can he do it later, Joel? We go in eight minutes.

Can I make my case for staying?

Can I see new shark?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can you go get her for me, please?

Can you have someone bring her back?

CD ROM drive in the middle.

Check it out. It's the orchestra pit for the San Francisco Opera.

Chiat/Day sold off the two 30's but not the 60,

Chrisann is my friend.

Chrisann's at a pay phone. Would you find her?

Chrisann's my friend, outside of what you and I... outside of our relationship.

Close one. This was almost embarrassing for me.

Closed, end to end.

Coach lands on the runway at the exact same time as first class.

Cold cathode tubes. They're operating at 140 volts.

Come be our CEO.

Come in.

Come mothers and fathers throughout the land

Come on in, honey.

Come on in.

Come on, Steve.

Come on.

Come on. You've got to go on stage.

Come sit here for a minute.

Come. Let's make that computer say hi.

Computers aren't supposed to have human flaws.

Could be the father.

Could you teach me more things?

Couldn't hurt.

Couple of days? A week?

Dan Kottke told Time magazine that I was denying...

Day traders are gonna respond.

Did he jump or was he pushed?

Did I do this? Screw it up?

Did we use skinheads as extras?

Did you know, back at Bandley,

Did you pay someone $1,500 to bless your house?

Do it, Andy!

Do me a favor. Set the watch ahead like you're on a plane

Do we become a computer dependent society?

Do you concede the slots are the reason for the success of the Apple II?

Do you know how many Macs were sold last month? 500.

Do you know what a coincidence is, Lisa?

Do you know what I'm talking about?

Do you know what this is?

Do you know which box says Save?

Do you like it?

Do you like it?

Do you remember the cover?

Do you understand how condescending that just was? Maybe you don't.

Do you want me to have someone run to and return from in 15 minutes?

Do you want me to tell you the differences between the two versions?

Do you want to try being reasonable,

Does anyone know what size shirt he wears? What size shirt I wear?

Does anyone know where the closest psychiatrist is?

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter.

Doesn't matter. Thought it would be a good idea to have copies of that Time cover

Don't manipulate him like that.

Don't open the house.

Don't take it out of the box, you'll be able to sell it, which is more than I can say.

Don't worry about it.

Don't you think you should talk to him?

Drop the price or double the budget.

End to end control. Completely incompatible with anything.

Enthusiastically hand over copies of Time with a not a Macintosh on the cover

Ethernet. USB.

Even after I told you exactly what they'd do,

Even if that were true, it doesn't sound that diabolical to me.

Even though this is a full blooded Macintosh,

Ever.

Every single goddamn time.

Every time somebody told me something was impossible, I'd come out ahead.

Everybody have an opinion on this?

Everybody loves Ringo.

Everybody, that's it. They've got to mop the stage, reset and open the house.

Everyone goes to a bar, gets drunk and tells me what they really think.

Everyone here really appreciates the quote you gave to Forbes.

Everyone in the world.

Everyone is waiting for the Mac.

Everyone, everyone, everyone,

Everyone's gonna be wearing these in 10 years.

Everything all right there?

Everything... Someone else designed the box.

Exactly a foot on all four sides.

Except, Joanna... Except I don't have a daughter named Lisa.

Excuse me for saying hello to my friend, who thinks you're a dick.

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Avie's looking for you. He has a new shark.

Excuse me. Flight attendant? The man next to me would appear to be detonating a bomb.

Excuse me. You have a visitor.

Fantastic burn.

Few people have the ability to make the world wait,

Fine.

First of all, can I tell you something about Time magazine?

Five in six is your chance of surviving the first round of Russian roulette,

Five, six...

Five.

Fix it now, or you can contact me at my new job...

Fix it, Steve.

Fix it.

Fix the voice demo.

Focus seems kind of sharp.

For half a billion dollars in stock and end to end control on every product.

For not being a better father to a kid who's not my kid.

For that matter, so have you.

For the loser now will be later to win,

Forbes calls it an industry altering success.

Fuck you.

Get in. Get in. Get out of the hall.

Get rid of the exit signs and don't let me know how you did it.

Give me one second.

Give that to me. I'll throw it out for you.

Give yourselves a treat and ask Woz if he happens to have the correct time.

Go back to the other one.

Go cue one.

Go make a dent in the universe, Steven.

Go out in the lobby, find someone my size who's wearing a white shirt.

Go.

God sent his only son on a suicide mission,

Good luck.

Good to see you.

Good turnout.

Good.

Got it.

GQ.

Guess what. Mac is back.

Guys, step away, please, and give them some room.

Had to be college educated, wealthy and Catholic.

Hang on.

Has gotten off to a rocky start in its battle with industry titan IBM.

Has to be time.

Have you ever heard the phrase reality distortion field?

Have you ever thought about trying to find your biological father?

He accidentally got it right, didn't he?

He calls Jobs an insulting and hurtful guy.

He can keep a share of stock so he gets our newsletter.

He didn't mean it.

He didn't want users to be able to open it.

He dropped out of a better school than I dropped out of.

He has Gates saying,

He has implemented the same simple strategy that made Apple so successful 15 years ago...

He imagines a near future where Apple needs your OS and has to buy NeXT,

He killed himself by taking a bite of a poison apple... Alan Turing.

He wants to know when he can get one to play with.

He was John 'cause he wrote Ticket to Ride. And I wrote the Apple II.

He will have in his own house

He wrote a parody press release about Apple buying NeXT for your OS.

He'll have a television screen, like these here, and a keyboard.

He'll have to sever his connection to Apple.

He's a temperamental guy.

He's also not a hack, and when it comes to the Macintosh,

He's been shadowing you for a week. Did you notice?

He's gonna do what I ask him to do.

Hear me. We're a computer company. We can't start late.

Here. Take this.

Here's what I'm gonna do.

Hertzfeld wrote a check to Harvard, pay for...

Hertzfeld.

Hertzfeld.

Hertzfeld. He's playing with Avie Tevanian on the computer backstage.

Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton. Beat up Martin.

Hey, stupid.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Something happened to you at school,

Hey. We're ready for you.

Hey. What was the second version?

His ex boss, Apple CEO John Sculley, refused to comment.

His name should be on the lips of schoolchildren.

History doesn't remember Joe DiMaggio kindly for dumping Marilyn.

Hollywood. They made computers scary things.

Honey, I...

Hours, minutes and seconds.

House to half.

How about Lisa, getting into a school for gifted kids?

How about that?

How has it been running? How's it gonna run this morning?

How I spend... Fuck. You know, I'm not even gonna...

How much we're talking about.

How was she supposed to stop her mother from selling her own house?

How was she supposed to stop her?

How would Hertzfeld know?

How's that for a compromise, Woz?

However, in an exclusive interview,

Hundred songs. A thousand songs. 500 songs.

I also consider...

I apologize. I don't remember you.

I appreciate the engineering, but it's not what we're doing.

I assure you, the house has everything to do with why I'm angry at Lisa.

I begged you. I begged you.

I believe it's a training facility for paid assassins.

I bought her a house for $400,000.

I called the Wall Street Journal to take out a full page ad for today,

I can't do this forever. I need one of them to change their name.

I can't even think of an appropriate analogy to describe what you did.

I can't put it more simply than this.

I can't really think of the word.

I can't really wait for you to come up with a metaphor, man.

I did not do that. Andy came to me.

I did.

I didn't care at all about the Apple II or the Lisa.

I didn't kill the ad, Steve! I'm the only reason it made it on the air.

I didn't mean I want to know the difference right now.

I didn't say you had to settle every blood feud you have.

I didn't throw it at her head.

I do.

I don't believe I said you're a bad guy. But if I did, I'm sorry.

I don't care about 94.1%

I don't care if she put a pipe bomb in the water heater.

I don't care if... Who's Joel Pforzheimer?

I don't feel rejected.

I don't get it.

I don't give a shit about the shareholders.

I don't happen to think it is a little deal. She knew that...

I don't have any trouble remembering that, John,

I don't have the first fucking idea what that means,

I don't know how it is I've gotten older and you haven't.

I don't know what to tell you.

I don't know why you keep doing that.

I don't know, but I'm sure it can be traced back to you.

I don't know. No one's ever asked me that question.

I don't like having less privacy than other people have.

I don't like talking like this,

I don't need to school you.

I don't remember how much it was, Steve.

I don't remember. We were talking and I said...

I don't say there's a spot 14 centimeters down from the collar

I don't think I could be in your business. It changes too quickly.

I don't think there was any way to detect a chip on my shoulder.

I don't think there's a man who's done more to advance

I don't think they look that carefully.

I don't think they'd notice the check didn't come from you.

I don't understand it either, and my name's on the patents.

I don't understand it either, and my name's on the patents.

I don't understand people who give it up.

I don't understand what that has to do with why you're still...

I don't wanna be in a room alone with Chrisann.

I don't wanna make a big deal out of this...

I don't want people thinking they can cross me

I don't want people to dislike me.

I don't want to insult Woz. I just think it's backward looking

I dropped out of college after a semester, but, okay, let's have a look.

I find all this excruciatingly personal and and...

I forbid the angles to be 90.1 instead of 90.

I fucking dare you.

I gave him Sculley, Markkula. I gave him Woz. I gave him everybody.

I gave Time magazine full access.

I get a free pass for life from you?

I get death threats.

I get hate mail, death threats.

I give you that. Just publicly acknowledge the Apple II team

I got over the Mac and Woz and Sculley,

I guess, in layman's terms, you'd have to say we don't have an OS.

I had three different accountants try to explain it to me.

I had two different Harvard statisticians

I have a sinus infection and I need to see a dentist too.

I have Internet access at school. I read an old copy of Time,

I have the correct time, and we're running out of it.

I hear you've been worse than usual this morning. I didn't think that was possible.

I honestly don't know.

I I didn't want him to find out the hard way your position on glitches in a demo,

I I understand how you feel. And I do apologize. I do.

I I'm... I'm not staying.

I just don't wanna put you in a position where you're lying to people.

I just lost a hundred bucks to Andy Hertzfeld.

I just talked to Andy.

I just want to wipe the slate clean.

I knew you guys would fix things. You always do.

I know who I'm talking about when I'm talking.

I know.

I left my bags on the plane. My shit's still somewhere in Beijing.

I liked the ad very much.

I love you guys.

I love you, Steve. You know how much.

I mean no. The house has nothing to do with why you're angry at Lisa.

I mean, if our whole life is built around the computer,

I meant you have to go to school right now.

I meant you literally threatened me.

I must have misunderstood you when you said you weren't paying my tuition.

I need a doctor and I need a dentist.

I need everyone else to call them different names.

I never would.

I never... I never threw anything at her head.

I play the orchestra.

I play the orchestra.

I read Steve Jobs is a genius?

I really like it.

I really wanted to build a computer for colleges.

I said, Do you want to invest in the Apple II or the Mac? They chose the Apple II.

I see. You just tricked me a little.

I sent someone into the lobby.

I should have hit you with something heavy a long time ago.

I showed you mine, and you did it anyway.

I think it's a good board,

I think it's a miracle she's not robbing banks with the Symbionese Liberation Army.

I think she's talking to one of you guys.

I think we want a sharp focus.

I think you two have met.

I think you're thinking of the North Pole.

I threw the bowl on the floor.

I tilt my wrist 45 degrees, it's right there.

I told you to make things all right with Lisa.

I took a car back to Cupertino in the middle of the fucking night.

I tried to get it to say hello, but it's shy.

I understand how...

I understand, but the ad said the Mac was gonna save the world.

I wake up with the alarm and then I get dressed and eat breakfast,

I wanna know, when you say you're gonna put money in my account,

I wanna live with you.

I wanna tell you I appreciate all the hours you put into it,

I want you to know, um, I'll be out there with you.

I wanted to ask you a favor.

I was 100% right, and you were spectacularly wrong.

I was angry.

I was giving back.

I was just, you know... I was talking. You think I would...

I was kidding.

I was named after the computer?

I was pissed off because Lisa was trying to piss me off, Joanna.

I was supposed to be Time magazine's Man of the Year.

I was taken in a side entrance.

I was using an algorithm based on the blood test

I wasn't being sarcastic. It was nice of him.

I wasn't pressured to do it.

I wasn't the one who sued you for child support.

I wonder, though, what sort of a life would it be like in social terms?

I would say Steve was the big picture guy

I wouldn't be unhappy.

I wouldn't stand here arguing.

I wouldn't understand it anyway.

I, uh... I appreciate your inviting me to the launch.

I'd go try and get some more bullets out of the gun.

I'll give you a team. You can sit in Maui.

I'll go out the same way. No one will see me.

I'll make a joke.

I'll pay whatever the fine is.

I'll put some money in your account

I'll show you what this looks like.

I'll show you what this looks like.

I'll wire the money to you this afternoon.

I'll wire you the money today.

I'm a grown man. You're scaring me.

I'm asking because I'm curious. You said among other things.

I'm back and forth on the Dylan.

I'm coming from Markkula's house.

I'm committing a crime right now, and I don't wanna get in trouble.

I'm dead serious. I want the secretary to call for a vote.

I'm fascinated by what you think is and isn't your business.

I'm glad you're telling me your feelings about the Mac now

I'm gonna announce the names of everyone who designed the launch demo.

I'm gonna check in with Hertzfeld.

I'm gonna give you whatever you need.

I'm gonna introduce everyone and ask them to stand up.

I'm gonna put music in your pocket.

I'm gonna say fuck you every time you say that until you either die or stop.

I'm gonna sit center court and watch you do it yourself.

I'm gonna take care of my mother. I'm sorry if that angers you.

I'm indifferent to whether they dislike me.

I'm just asking you to manage expectations.

I'm just saying the board had concerns...

I'm just surprised to see you.

I'm just trying to scrub this out of my brain with Drano.

I'm like Julius Caesar, John.

I'm listening.

I'm not gonna miss anything important.

I'm not hiding.

I'm not just talking about the demo, Steve.

I'm not telling you who it was.

I'm not the one who decided on that amount.

I'm not your...

I'm paying you exactly what the court ordered me to pay you.

I'm perfectly willing to hand in my resignation tonight,

I'm poorly made.

I'm proud of you.

I'm proud to say Apple donates computers to underfunded schools,

I'm really sorry, guys.

I'm sorry I said that about the iMac. It's not what I really think.

I'm sorry to be blunt, but that happens to be the truth.

I'm sorry, guys. In 30 seconds, you're going to be late.

I'm sorry, Joanna, I need to get Steve on the record.

I'm sorry?

I'm standing by you because that perfect cube that does nothing

I'm sure the thinking was that since the computer is Man of the Year

I'm talking about the Apple II,

I'm talking about...

I'm the evidence!

I'm the guy who fired Steve Jobs.

I'm the person who can, and I can't.

I'm the world's leading expert on the Mac, John. What's your résumé?

I'm your closest confidante, your... your best friend.

I'm your dad's friend Steve Wozniak.

I've always liked you a lot. That's too bad.

I've been a witness, and I tell you, I've been complicit.

I've been telling you that for... This thing is overbuilt.

I've got Andy here.

I've got Chrisann in there. I'll see you in a second.

I've gotta go.

I've heard it. I've read it. It's been sung to me by Joan Baez.

I've known her since she was six.

I've met my biological father.

I've slept with 28 percent of the men in America?

IBM will be the computer company.

If all there are are some glitches,

If I ever hear again that you've thrown a cereal bowl at Lisa's head...

If I give you some real projections,

If I traded in my bank account for a dollar

If I wanna tell you there's a spot on your shirt, I point to the spot.

If it crashes, it crashes, right?

If it tanks, we don't swallow cyanide.

If they really wished me well, they'd keep to themselves.

If they were respectful, we'd all still be at Apple right now.

If we drop the price and double the budget...

If you feel all right.

If you really want to be mobile, you want a Newton PDA.

If you want to beam your digital photographs from your digital camera,

If you want, I can slip you in the back once the house lights go out.

If you're about to say you were wrong, I want to prepare this journalist.

If you're holding a stylus, you can't use the other five that are attached to your wrist.

Imagine an underprivileged kid that has their favorite teacher with them 24 hours.

In 1980, Apple had 30% of the market.

In a move that surprised some but not all on Wall Street,

In a thousand mile swath across the Indian Ocean.

In fact, if we wanted to wait till the year 2001...

In fact, it sort of is the computer.

In fairness, not many of them were issued the tools.

In other words,

In part because somebody thought the Newton wasn't a box of garbage.

In some ways, but they will also enrich our society

In the history of personal computing.

In the meantime, the Apple II is done.

In the months since it's been available to customers.

In the news at this hour, a remarkable high tech reunion.

In the wake of disappointing sales.

In the world of computers, it's kill or be killed.

In your head, was that an answer to my question?

Instead of a picture of me and the Mac.

Instead we should have just dropped water on the audience.

Is about to be the single biggest failure

Is equal to about 500 megahertz.

Is it my imagination or have you started to dress like me?

Is that for a given clock rate, a PowerPC chip is twice as fast as a Pentium II chip.

Is that how yours died?

Is the Shakespearean flaw in a machine that had potential.

Is the Shakespearean flaw in a machine that had potential.

Is the synthesizer sampling fast enough?

Is this a strategy or a problem? If it's a problem...

Is this for real?

Is to acknowledge them. Acknowledge them and the Apple II during this launch.

Is twice as fast as a 266 megahertz Pentium II.

Isn't that why you just asked to see him?

It absolutely is gonna say hello.

It didn't say it was gonna say hello.

It does anger me, because you're a kid

It doesn't matter what I call them.

It is a crucial part of the history of personal computing.

It is laying off about 2,500 people.

It is not only the coolest looking computer introduced in years

It is wrong for you to use Lisa as a way of getting money from me.

It is wrong, okay? It is morally wrong, it's parentally wrong.

It is. You buy a couch, take it from there.

It matters to me. Who made the call?

It means so much coming from someone who won't admit he is one.

It needs to say hello because it can.

It took place on a planet where we don't live.

It turns handwriting into computer text.

It was a bad idea to have Markkula open with quarterly reports.

It was a sculpture of a computer.

It was a sculpture.

It was a suicide.

It was an unmanned satellite NASA sent up in the early '70s on a data gathering mission.

It was dark and the opposite of our brand.

It was done without malice. It's been taken care of.

It was her house.

It was in everyone's hands?

It was nice they came.

It was nipped in the bud and all the copies are being taken out of the building.

It was the stylus, John.

It worked last night. It worked the night before that.

It worked three hours ago.

It would be more if they put me on the cover, but Dan Kottke decided to kidney punch me...

It would come from finally getting rid of the Apple II.

It'll be a scene out of Hard Day's Night.

It'll be a triumph of miraculous magnitude.

It's 20 seconds out of a two hour launch. Why not just cut it?

It's a good slogan. NeXT. If it crashes, it crashes.

It's a little thing. It's a very small thing.

It's a Nixie watch, made using Nixie tubes.

It's a school day. She needs to be in school.

It's a word. It means sleepwalking.

It's an exception. Something that doesn't fit a pattern.

It's an optical anomaly.

It's Andy.

It's built into every product.

It's called Macintosh.

It's called Macintosh.

It's dangerous up here. That's why I make other people do it.

It's deceptive and borderline unethical.

It's done. She's coming back.

It's failing. That's a fact.

It's Guy Kawasaki writing in Macworld. You're gonna like this.

It's happened before too.

It's just we're about to do this thing.

It's like five minutes before every launch,

It's like this. Avie Tevanian is our chief software designer,

It's like we built a great car, but we haven't built the engine.

It's like you're releasing your first solo album.

It's my pleasure to introduce my friend and the CEO of Apple,

It's nice that he's here.

It's not a problem.

It's not binary.

It's not finished?

It's not for no reason.

It's not...

It's pretty much what I just said, that it certainly couldn't hurt.

It's right here.

It's right.

It's telling us that people don't like it because they think it doesn't do anything.

It's the same song, but the versions are different.

It's time.

It's very common and can be treated by talking to her about things she likes.

It's worth twice that much today.

Jandali owns the place, and John's the CEO of Pepsi,

Jef Raskin was the leader of the Mac team before you threw him off his own project.

Jesus Christ. How many times are we gonna have this con...

Joanna, I know schools aren't gonna buy a $13,000 dictionary with good speakers.

Joanna, there's a plan.

Joel Pforzheimer is sitting out in the house.

John Sculley is here too.

John, listen to me. Whoever said the customer is always right

John?

John? If you get on that plane,

Just a mention so they could get a round of applause.

Just an acknowledgement.

Just confirm something for me, okay?

Just for this.

Just look like everything's fine.

Just now. An hour ago.

Just now. An hour ago.

Just one. The 30 is fine.