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The Danny Gonzalez Soundboard

Danny Gonzalez MP3 Clip Soundboard. Danny Gonzalez is an actor and social media commentator. Gonzalez's reaction videos to Lele Pons, Tessa Brooks, and Jake Paul reveal their logical inconsistencies or basic boringness. In addition, he parodies contemporary music and popular music styles. His most popular videos include Reacting To My OLD VINES", Lele Pons Teaches Me How To Stand Up To My Bully", and "Paul Zimmer: Not Your Average Muscial.ly Star."

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All right, guys, I've got Laura with me and we're-and we're gonna do a video
All right. It's looking like a phone case already. Yep. It's the exact shape of a phone
All right. Well, let's just uh,
And fold the edges inside. Go in here. You just gotta basically karate chop it. Nobody's gonna believe this is a phone case
And put it onto a phone
And roll out sugar paste to get a thin layer
And they end up using.. not the exact right word. And I think that's what happened here. I think they meant flour
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Asked somebody to take a picture of them from across the street as they were crossing the street to come back and check out the
Behind. I'll just put a couple in there and
But because I thought that they might work in the first place
But I guess I can just sort of yeah, okay. This is sort of working. Yeah, okay
But I'm gonna try to use it to
But it turns out the case didn't harden at all and it's not sticking to the phone
But it was this tourist couple,
But the only one I could find is this. It's a green party bulb
Candy
Caramel hard candies. I thought that they might look like little rocks or
Cause I'm so hungry that I just start eating my phone case. So I bought the ingredients to do this one
Cooked. So wrap the phone and plastic wrap NICELY
Cover the case and make it black and I guess I'll just cover it like this
Dad is trying to get some work done, but here I go pranken again. Hey Dad. Dad- yeah. Danny- Do you want some ice cream- Dad- Sure
Dad- I'd go with probably a 2-10
Dad- It was kinda dumb
Dad- That's not ice cream... That's a light bulb. -laughing
Dad- Uhhh, I've seen better pranks
Danny quickly prepares the phone for the prank by putting on his homemade case
Danny- All right. Here you go
Danny- Do I have a blender
Danny- Have you seen what's in this sand- Mom- No- What
Danny- If you had to rate it out of 10, what would you give this prank
Danny- It doesn't- So you just looked at it and saw that it wasn't sand
Danny- It tastes really bad
Danny- Of course cut out the old camera hole here
Danny- Okay
Danny- Okay, if you had to rank it from 0 to 10
Danny- On a scale from 1 to 10 how would you rate my prank
Danny- So now I sort of cut the front of the phone out. No. No, this is oh no. No, no, no no, no, no
Danny- The purpose of this prank was to make you think that I was insane. Because I would just start eating my phone case
Danny's Mom- Oh, No, but I assumed it was a prank cause it doesn't look like sand
Danny's Mom- It doesn't look like the sand, cause like when you were showing me, I know what the sand looks like cause
Danny's Mom- Normally, I think that would freak someone out. They'd go- Why are you eating sand!-!
Danny's Mom- Well, yeah. Danny- Ok
Define the corners, and sides. Cut off the excess. Turn over the phone and the mat together
Do you think that worked
Doop x1000
Emma gets her ice cream, but it doesn't melt and it doesn't taste like ice cream. Although it's sweet enough
Fantastic. All right, let's take this baby out of the case. There we go
Fondant. Okay roll, it out. They're using a cup
Gel, and it's for writing on cakes and stuff and it's kind of glittery
Hey Greg, welcome to Danny's kitchen. It's everybody's favorite cooking show where we don't cook up food, we cook up pranks
Hopefully that makes it look more like sand and not more like
Hour in a grocery store trying to find sugar paste. I even asked employees
I believe a knife is the proper tool for this. Cutting and whatnot
I bought a whole pack of ice cream cones to use one and by use one
I feel like a rolling pin is the right thing to use for this, but maybe I don't have a rolling pin
I finally understand. I got it now guys
I forgot to record an outro for this video,
I got a big white blob on my tray, and I think I'm ready to wash this fucking flour off my hands.. again. Feels gross
I just asked Laura to be in a video. I have to really quickly put the phone case on the phone
I just covered it yesterday and it was all dirty and brown and wet
I lied to my dad for the first time and I told him I wasn't on a trampoline and I was on a trampoline. -stifling laughter
I mean I'm gonna glue a fucking light bulb in it. Okay, and the rest goes in the garbage. Just kidding
I mean it's supposed to be like ironic or surprise me or something. Danny- You weren't surprised
I remember seeing a clip of it on YouTube
I think everybody in my family probably does think I'm insane now, but not because of the actual pranks
I Think this might have been wet, when I just used it just now, -Video-- Put the crumbs into a toy bucket
I want somebody, just anybody, to think I'm insane
I wonder if I have a bucket- There's like chunks in here, but it's hard to tell if they're
I'll see you guys next time with a really interesting video where I curl up into a tiny little ball and I shrink and I
I'll use a cup. Man, you know what doesn't feel good- Having flour all over your hands. Feels awful actually
I'llI guess I'll get my phone back at some point. While we wait for that to harden,
I'm not exactly sure how many I need to use to make a significant amount of sand and just so you know
I'm starting to get it now. I think I understand. There's no fucking way this is gonna work
I've made fun of just about everything about their videos. And while I've speculated about how bad their pranks would be in real life,
I've never actually tried them. So that's what I'm gonna do today
I've never.
I've spread it out into a pretty thin mass. Okay. I think I'm happy with this thickness
In my opinion, the best pranks will make the person who's being pranked feel like they've gone insane
Involuntarily feeding weed to people. I thought that that might be what it was when I first read the titles but, has nothing to do with weed
Is that too much to ask- So I'm gonna make them think that I'm eating sand. -Video- -Grind shortcrust cookies in a blender
It doesn't melt it's just like this hard mush instead of ice cream, but don't worry,
It makes the dude think Wait. Did I just take a picture of these people
It was on some foreign TV show
It's --really doesn't feel any less soft than it did before. I'm kind of worried that it's never gonna dry
It's even dripping like a regular ice-cream cone would on a nice hot summer's day
It's here. So you like wrap it around and go like that
It's important that you do this nicely, like the tutorial said. Otherwise your phone's not gonna want to stay in. You have to say
It's just a fucking light bulb. In the thumbnail it was like dripping like it's ice cream. It's not really ice cream
It's like the worst texture. Alexa remind me to never be a chef
It's looking pretty good so far. -Video-- Put a regular case on to the back side and cut out a hole for the camera
It's lumpy as fuck. Now I'm gonna cut off the excess, flip it around, wrap it on up
It's my phone case. -cough- Do you think it was pretty weird that I just start eating my phone case
It's recording! Danny's mom- Well of course I know. Danny- You know it's recording
It's supposed to make the person who's being pranked think their friend is insane. Let me show you this first prank as an example
It's time to put them to the test and see just how good these DIY pranks are
Laura- Danny! What is that- Danny- Sorry- What- Laura- What is that
Laura- I bet! Danny- So you didn't think it looked like a phone case- Laura- No, it looked like a white piece of candy
Laura- I'm just-I like I knew you didn't want me to tell you a story. Are you chocking
Laura- It's not even a prank
Laura- No, it didn't look like a phone case
Laura- Oh, I have to tell a story about a time a got in trouble
Laura- UMMMMM
Let's check it out. -Video-- Dali is playing in the sand. It's so cute and innocent
Let's check it out. -Video-- Dolly gets a surprise gift too. There was a light bulb cone in her package. Danny- So it wasn't ice cream
Let's do this! Eating sand and your phone case!
Let's just set this prank aside to simmer and
Let's move on to the next prank
Let's see how they pulled this prank off cuz I'm-I'm pretty blown away. -Video-- Hot glue a spiral lightbulb into a wafer cone. Danny- Okay
Let's see what it is!
Like I just said Troom Troom likes to poorly translate their videos a lot. And I spent about an
Like I was, you're probably wondering how did they get that cool spiral shape on an ice-cream cone
Little tiny poppy seed and then somebody eats me! Bye!
Make a white sugar paste ball put the ball into a wafer cone pour topping onto the sugar paste ice cream
Maybe a grandma got so old she turned to sand leaving only her hard candies
Maybe feed it to some birds
Maybe I should cut some of this off
Maybe I'm not so bad at cooking after all. Wrap it around a cup
Mercury poisoning
Mmm, they're good. This is gonna be some tasty sand
Mom- That looks good, Danny. Umm, sand. Danny- It's a prank!
Mother has just gotten home from a long morning shift at Starbucks and is now making food for a local homeless shelter
Mother laughs embarrassed that this is the best her son could do
My friend wants to eat my cookies. No way!
My phone's in there. I didn'tI thoughtI thought I was just gonna be able to take it right out or something
Not really sure what this is, but I'm gonna use this. Flour,
Now I need powdered sugar. I probably should've got everything out before I started, but I forgot what I needed
Now we've got a nice black phone case that will convince just about anyone. Alright guys
Oh no
Oh, my phone just buzzed. Well, I guess it still works. So that's good
OHH. What the fuck- You know how they usually have like a razor thing here so you can cut it easily- I couldn't find it for some reason
Ok, so, it's a good idea and good execution, but my mom knows what sand looks like so it didn't work
Okay guys, I'm back with the phone case and it's been about five hours and this is still very soft
Okay sweetheart, we're going in the plastic wrap now. Be a good girl
Okay, I couldn't find gummy sea shells and gummy starfishes at my local grocery store
Okay, I wrapped it up nicely. Sprinkle a mat with powdered sugar or starch. Sprinkle a mat.. hopefully this works
Okay, next step. Wrap it around a glass
Okay, that's looking good!
Okay, they used a much smaller piece.
Okay, we're gonna stop this episode of Danny's kitchen for a brief poll if I started scarfing this down in front of you
Okay. That's probably starch
Phew! It's so hot. The best idea is to eat some ice cream. The friends give cooling surprise gifts to each other
Picture, a van crosses by. And they hop in the van and two old people hop out without the person
Please don't look that up. Thank You Caitlin for turning out my notifications. You are truly Greg
Pranked ya! We got him good guys. That was a good prank. Did I prank you good
PRANKED! You've been got!
Pranks. And I've made fun of their pranks a lot,
Realizing. And then they walk back up to get the picture
Really hope that that's sealed up. This is my actual phone that I use every day
Roll out sugar paste to get a thin layer. Now,
See the problem is that this comes out
Set my phone down.. -construction noises- and then just roll it on top of my phone
Shrink, and I just keep on shrinking I'm the size of a
So
So a lot of their times, their videos are very poorly translated
So here goes, I think it's safe to say that none of the pranks work. It was a pretty interesting experiment
So I forgot to buy a light bulb. I figured my parents would have one laying around,
So I looked around the grocery store for like any kind of edible paint or dye and I found this. It's called sparkling
So I really hope I don't fucking ruin it with sugar paste. Press the paste over the phone
So I went with Werther's original
So I'm just going to-I'm just gonna roll with it and and just do it. Okay. -Video-- Trim the front edges
So I'm not just gonna be testing any old Troom Troom pranks,
So I've already done two videos about Troom Troom before, right- They're this DIY
So maybe it's gonna be some lime colored ice cream or something- Lamp contains mercury..
So now we're gonna follow along step by step and do the dang prank. Umm, first.. I need my phone
So she said powdered sugar or starch
So the first girl gives her friend alike a hard ball of sugar. That's not cold, like ice cream
So thinly that I-I'm gonna have to spread it around somehow and I don't have any paintbrushes or anything
So this video is about-you have to tell a story about a time that you weregot in trouble
So whoever's getting pranked with this one's not only getting a surprise when they bite into it, but they're also gonna have
Sugarpaste is white
Super fun, crafting, life hacks, YouTube channel that makes just THE BEST
That looks like a blender. -ha ha
That's the prank. I guess I'll put this over here to harden as well. So we got two pranks in the bag
That's the whole thing. Did you like it- Laura- No
That's what I think a good prank should do. Troom Troom has taken a different approach to pranks
The biggest part the prank is you hasn't to tell this story and you didn't want it. Danny- Okay. Well, that's it,
The other friends got a great prank that she's gonna use to get back at her friend
The prank is just hey, give your friend a light bulb. Wow
Then, she takes her phone and bites off a piece of the case, while talking
These are gluten free
These edible pranks are not supposed to make the person who's being pranked think they're insane,
They glued a light bulb into a cone. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. So I bought some cones
They're hardening over there and we got one more to go before we're ready to test these out in the real world
This is one of the pranks we're gonna be doing. It looks likeit's like a crazy ice-cream cone
This is one prank that I think exemplifies that really well. It's not by Troom Troom
This one comes from a video called
Troom Troom has a new genre of pranks that they've been doing, that are called 'edible pranks'. And no, the prank is not
Ukrainian people and then poorly translated into English
Unbroken cookies or just like clumps cuz it kind of clumps together. Oh, yeah. Now this is some fake-ass sand
Until she starts eating the sand, right from a bucket. Danny- This is a great prank
Wait a few hours to get the sugar paste hardened. Wait a few hours for the sugar paste to harden..
Watch as her idiot you tuber son tries to prank her
Watch me convince my entire family I'm insane on this episode of troom troom
We'll--I'm gonna save it
Well in real truth room fashion now that the pranks are done,
Well, I don't actually cool down the way I want but dolly gets a surprise gift, too
Well, I'm going to show you exactly to make a cool spiral ice-cream cone to prank your friends
What a great prank. Your friends is expecting ice cream and instead she bites into a glass light bulb. Gotcha!
Where the sugar paste was, and they looked at me like I was insane. And then I found out that it's called
Which is worrisome to me
Who the fuck are these people- A-Am I going insane
Would you think I was eating sand- Vote now
Wrap the phone with plastic wrap nicely. -Switches back to Danny- So that's the -laughing bcus of how dumb this is
Wrap the phone with plastic wrap nicely. Wrap the phone with plastic wrap nicely. Okay
Yep, this totally looks like a phone case. The problem with this prank is that my phone case is black and this
Yep!