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Garrus Vakarian is a turian, formerly part of C-Sec's Investigation Division. Like most turians, Garrus had his military training at fifteen, but later followed in his father's footsteps to become a C-Sec officer. He was responsible for the investigation of Saren Arterius, the Council's top Spectre, after the Alliance claimed Saren had gone rogue. Although Garrus was told that the investigation was over, he decided to defy the Executor's order and pursue another lead on his own. Eventually, Garrus attempts to join Commander Shepard's team to help defeat Saren and the geth.

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Acurian military operative competing with the korean mechanic and i'm the optimistic one
Altera 's head off
And base we won't be alone
And if it ends with both of us dying in a giant explosion taking out a reaper
And making friendly wagers
And now ashleys with kaden
And you've got to be kidding me
Another thing waking up to find everything you know is destroyed but I imagine a chance to get some payback it's consolation
Anyway it's good to have you back now believe it or not this damn con still needs calibrating
Appreciate it get it helps to have something to come back to
Are we in for that
Are you kidding i'm right behind you
Are you ready to be a one taurean kind of woman
At least we finally killed the tenant bastard chi lang I just hope we get to do the same to his general
Bad dream
Be sure take a look now
Be sure to leave room for all the autographs
Because I need you
Because it's going to take more than reapers to come between this cross species liaison
Before a certain turian with no romantic skills to speak of tries to cheer you up
But if you were suggesting i'm scared game on vega
Come back alive
Damn right
Devious little salarian i'll be damned you tricked reef
Do you sure you wanna play this game
Don't worry we'll get through this
Even after on a little performance
Every fight we've ever seen could have been on fast every bullet with ever dodge could have been the one
Every war has its traders
Forgive the insubordination but your boyfriend has an order for you
Glad to know my romantic skills made an impression
Go out there and give them hell you were born to do this
Good let's see what the koreans could do
Good morning he was muttering to sony the whole time
Good to see morgan still alive and kicking and still finding new ways to cause trouble
Guess i'm getting pretty good at this but to more practice would never
He will do whatever it takes
Hell no how about a high speed chase before we die
I actually missed this place
I don't doubt it but remember to come up for air
I don't even know what that is though i've heard everything in the galaxy taste like it
I got the same way the worst part about the galaxy going to hell would have been never getting to see you again
I guess meddling with our computers telling me how to do my job no I can't imagine how would qualify
I guess we all make our choices and sometimes we die by them
I had hoped it would I mean I didn't know
I hope you guys had alcohol
I just hope i'm not in a way someday that woman means business
I know there are other things you got at
I know you were close at one point
I know you'll be hacking any synthetics this time
I might have even listened by i've heard tattoos gave me a headache every time she walked into the room
I said a tough one
I suppose there will be a lot of little krogen around soon
I suppose you're right these scars might be hereditary
I tell you we dodge the bullet
I thought hospitals were ugly to fight through this is so much worse
I understand a lot on your mind I imagine
I understand we were always something of an odd pair when we
I was thinking it's a good excuse to remind the ones you care about that want some company
I'd be lying if I said I didn't hope it would inspire a certain mood
I'll be sure to remember that next time we have a disagreement
I'm Garus Vakarian and this is now my favorite spot on the citadel
I'm glad rex is taking this so well my people haven't exactly treated his kind of charity over the years
I'm hard to kill you should know that
I've never actually seen a female krogen seems like there the real brains on to chanka
If I hear one more crack about calibrations
If I never see another spider again i'll die contented turian
If it had come down to it could you have pulled the trigger
If this one goes south maybe we could freeze you for fifty thousand years shepherd you could go from being nearly famous to legendary
Impressive
It wasn't your fault tecia was already gone by the time we got there
It's nice to see she's downgraded from dangerous lunatic to mildly and saying
It's nice to see they all run again
Joker listen we have to go
Just followed your example shepherd yell loud enough and someone will eventually come over to see what all the fuss is about
Just let me know when you're ready to take a break
Just like I imagined
Just like servers to bring a knife to a gunfight
Just like the reapers did with the collectors turning victims into shock troops
Just make damn sure that includes you too
Just one word shepard grunt
Just warming up seeing what you had now
Long range I wrote the book nobody alive can do this not even commander shepard give me a tough one
Maybe even find out what a turian human baby looks like
Might wanna move shepherd they got you flight
Most people have never even seen iraq die the normandy were a regular safari too
Never
No now I just don't give it to him
No offense but if the end of the galaxy is coming i'm not going out on the phrase this one feels like a flower
No we should play poker sometime
Not like the old days is it
Not sure if tori in heaven is the same as yours but this thing goes sideways and we both end up there
Not too we had kids anyway
Now I mostly paint walls with reaper blood not the same but interleaving
Now if you can pacify the reapers will make you a saint
Now it's a mutated I sorry the reapers are just a giant nightmare factory that never ends
Odds don't matter anymore this fight has always been hours to finish
Of course I can actually tell him that but wow he doesn't know you played both sides
On our back
One of the worst parts of this war is watching the kids react
Please watch over them let me see them again
Raise your hand if you haven't been killed before
Remind me never to play poker with you
Servers phantoms incoming
She was a good friend I never did see your face but I always imagine there was an angel behind that mask
She's a bit eccentric
Shepard, I love you too
Shepherd
Shepherd glad you came
Shepherd if you're feeling up to it I thought we could do something fun for a change
Shepherd never dull moment when the normandy is on tour is there
Shepherds were starting to think you forgot my favorite hang out
Shower this is when you take all your anger and frustration bother lit up then use it to rearrange every molecule in chi ling 's body
So I had an idea
So who needs their ass kicked now
Somehow I always knew I see the normandy again
Sorry taurians don't know how but i'll improvise
Sound
Sound
Sound
Sound
Sovereign didn't go down without a fight I gotta hundred more of his friends will be any different
Started showing up a few days after palaven was attacked
Still think you can win this huh
Still trying to make me blush
Talita welcome face around here dorm well I welcome face behind the helmet I guess
Tell me there not going to fire on us
Thank me when were cleaning up what's left of the reapers
That was the part about sleeping together but this is I don't know exactly what to do
That's what the owners for
The alliance teach you to make up crap like that or did you figure it out all by yourself
The battle doesn't make a war shepherd were still in this
The oil next time will throw in a herd of rampaging clicks and that's how you separate the rookies from the pros
The scars are starting to fade I remember they drove me wild
The system isn't safe
The vids mentioned it might go something like that
Then friends it is
Then I can do
Then we're going to retire somewhere warm and tropical and live off the royalties from the bids
There there it's OK
Think i'm going to erect a monument right here bronze this gun so the whole galaxy knows
Two warm next that's almost impressive
Uh I was there when you had your thing remember just get a room and work it out
We were just a
We're actually respectable now
We're in this to the end
We're in this together
We're ready to head out shepherd awaiting waters
We've got hardcore traders here
We've got Reaper troops!
Well
Well catch you later
Well whatever we were I enjoyed it shepherd no regrets here
Well you did give me some incentive
Well you know because of infection risks didn't want to jeopardize the mission
What are six at least one hundred still active
What are you supposed cerberus would have done with the citadel once they have it raise taxes
What do you suppose the protein needs what if it's boiled a sorry with a side of fried turian
When has that ever mattered and war
Where are they coming from
Who the hell is this guy
Will need a more soon not a lot of flesh wounds when you're fighting reapers
With a little help from their friends
Wow vintage joker gave me they never got this far
Yeah but i've actually seen you dance shepherd
Yeah I like I think one of my mandibles got hooked on our helmet
Yeah not every story has a happier name
Yeah so is this the part where we
Yeah there's that ruthless calculus again
Yeah yeah I knew this wise ass marine named jimmy vega sounds like a pole dancer on omega always got on my nerves
Yes it was filled with gas which tilt did the odds in your favor
You do know who you're talking to right
You heard in shepherd were dead in the water
You know you have i'm ark angel
You obviously haven't seen turing swim it's a lot of flailing and splashing interrupted by occasional bouts of drowning
You sure you seem a little off
You think you know people and then something like this happens
You worry daddy trifle collection might scare junior
You wouldn't have anything to do with rex jumping you at the citadel would it third he was pretty angry
You'll get your chance
You're a peacemaker shepherd a rare thing these days
You're a traitor keyline you betrayed your own people
You're not going to propose marriage now are you
You're right I was with shepherd from the very beginning
You're so mean

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