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Am I wrong
Am I wrong (2)
Am I wrong (4)
Am I wrong no
And also let's not forget let's not forget dude that keeping wildlife an amphibious rodent for you know domestic within the city that ain't legal either
And I would like my undies back
And you know he's got emotional problems man you mean beyond pacifism
Come on dude hey fuck it man let's go bowling
Eight year olds dude
Fuck it dude let's go bowling
Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman!
Has the whole world gone crazy am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules
Hell I could get you a toe by 3 00 this afternoon with nail polish
I'm staying i'm finishing my coffee enjoying my coffee
Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit
Look larry have you ever heard of vietnam
My point dude is why should we settle for 20 grand when we can keep the entire million am I wrong
New vette hardly dude i'd say he still has 960000 970000 dollars left depending on the options
No he's a sex offender with a record he did six months in chino for exposing himself to an eight year old
No without a hostage there is no ransom that's what ransom is those are the fucking rules
Once a plan gets too complex everything can go wrong
Show me what you got nihilists
Smokey my friend you're entering a world of pain
Smokey this is not nam this is bowling there are rules
So you have no frame of reference here donny you're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know
That rug really tied the room together did it not
That's right dude the beauty of this is its simplicity
The uzi uzi you didn't think I was rolling out of here naked did you
This guy fucking walks i've never been more certain of anything in my life
Who am I i'm a fucking veteran that's who I am