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All right sorry about that where were we you were sitting on the toilet
And once the moon is mine the world will give me whatever I want to get it back!
Are these beds made out of bombs yes but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up but try not to toss and turn cool
Assemble the minions!
Fix it look it has been disintegrated by definition it cannot be fixed
Grab everything! hit the junkyards! take apart the cars! who needs the bank let's go let's go!
Hey chillax
How do you remove them is there a command some nonstick spray crowbar
I fly to the moon I shrink the moon I grab the moon I sit on the toilet what sorry
I'll just get another loan from the bank they love me!
In terms of money we have no money so how will we get to the moon the answer is clear we won't
It's like my heart is a tooth and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children i'm sorry
Just so you know mom I am about to do something that's very very big very important when you hear about it you're going to be very proud
Just so you know you're never gonna be my dad hmm I think I can live with that
Kyle these are not treats these are guests
Life is full of disappointments for some people
Light bulb
Ma someday i'm going to go to the moon i'm afraid you're too late son nasa isn't sending the monkeys anymore
Next we are going to steal pause for effect the moon!
No no no! no i'm sorry it was a little attempt at humor I know how much you like to laugh inside
Now I know there have been some rumors going around that the bank is no longer funding us well I am here to put those rumors to rest they are true
Of course of course I have pins and needles that i'm sitting on
Oh no! sorry that book was accidentally destroyed maliciously
Oh there he is he's styling
Pinky promise oh yes my pinky promises
So all I need is money from the bank to build a rocket and then the moon is ours
Sorry you know dogs they go wherever they want to go unless they're dead
The recital I am the greatest criminal mind of the century I don't go to little girls' dance recitals!
Um okay okay you got me the dentist thing is more of a hobby in real life I am a spy
Vector has the girls go!
What kind of dog is that he is a I don't know
Why are you so old
Yes yes! I went to kindergarten I know how the alphabet works!
You have a face como un burro
You're going to suffer the wrath of gru!