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A sign of what
A splinter
About what what were you dreaming about
Absolutely not
According to legend there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smile no! yes
Actually when I was young and crazy I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu
After you panda
All I ever did I did to make you proud! tell me how proud you are shifu! tell me! tell me!
All right all right
All right what you got you got nothing 'cause I got it right here
All right you're awesome last thing i'm gonna say okay bye bye
All right! yeah let's go!
All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time the true dragon warrior will be revealed
Also I was thinking maybe this time we'll have a kitchen you can actually stand up in you like that
Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing
Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (2)
Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (3)
Although the future is a little bit frightening it's the book of your life that you're writing (4)
And believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet I know!
And finally master tigress!
And he's stuck with you a big fat panda who treats it like a joke
And here I am saying you got no sense of humor
And I can control where to plant the seed
And it was my pride that blinded me
And now he has a chance to make things right to train the true dragon warrior
And shifu had to destroy what he had created
And the five!
And then he turned bad and now he's in jail
And this ridiculous belly and utter disregard for personal hygiene
And what level is that
And when the boy showed talent in kung fu
And yet you are 10 feet off the ground and you have done a perfect spilt
Are they gonna watch or should I just wait till they get back to work or something
Are we clear
Are you kidding if they can't they're 5 masters i'm just one me
Are you ready I was born re
Are your students ready
Backwards fist pound
Behold tai lung
Behold the dragon scroll it is yours
Belly Gong!
Big fan!
Blank I don't I don't understand
Bring it up!
Buddy I am the dragon warrior
But a peach cannot defeat tai lung!
But a real warrior never quits don't worry master I will never quit!
But dad didn't you ever want to do something else something besides noodles
But dad you know I was kinda thinking maybe i
But hanging out would have to wait because when you're facing the 10000 demons of demon mountain there's only one thing that matters and that's
But how could he
But how how I need your help master
But I can change you! I can turn you into the dragon warrior! and I will!
But I don't understand you finally had the noodle dream!
But if you insist
But oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused
But perhaps that is my fault I cannot train you the way I have trained the five
But shifu he'll kill you then I will finally have paid for my mistake
But sometimes you've got to go and be your own hero
But that was before before what before tai lung
But there are things we can control I can control when the fruit will fall
But when oogway said otherwise what did you do
But who who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power to become the dragon warrior
But who will stop tai lung
But yes you have done awesome
But you will have the one thing that no one else does
Can I do a quadruple back flip
Can I punch through walls
Can we please go now
Can we run now yes
Can you imagine me making tofu tofu
Careful! that soup is sharp
Citizens of the valley of peace it is my great honor to present to you tigress! viper! crane! monkey! mantis!
Citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior!
Come back!
Come here the secret ingredient is nothing you heard me nothing! there is no secret ingredient!
Come little one let's find your mama
Come on come on! almost there
Come on how am I supposed to beat tai lung I can't even beat you to the stairs
Come on i'm a blur you've never seen bear style
Come on son let's get back to work
Come on tai lung is on his way here right now
Come with me
Coming!
Confused
Crane height
Crane light the way
Crane!
Crossbows
Crossbows! at the ready!
Cut it!
Dad dad dad it was just a dream
Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail
Do you want to learn kung fu yeah! then I am your master!
Don't have to
Don't stand that close I can smell your breath
Don't tell monkey
Don't tempt me
Don't try and stop me
Don't worry about it just go!
Done well done well i've done awesome!
Dragon warrior has taken the scroll halfway across china by now
Ears it's not working for you I thought they were pretty good
Encouraging hug
Encouraging hug #kung fu panda #hug #embrace #comfort
Enjoy
Enough talk let's fight!
Escape from chorh gom prison is impossible!
Evacuate the valley you must protect the villagers from tai lung's rage
Even if it takes him a hundred years to get here how are you gonna change this into the dragon warrior
Even mantis has those thingies
Even the most heroic heroes in all of china the furious five bowed in respect to this great master
Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning
Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (2)
Everybody is kung fu fighting your mind becomes fast as lightning (3)
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting #cee loo green #jack black #dance
Everyone! go! get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll!
Excellent
Except for you mantis you're about the same
Excuse me pardon me sorry
Face iron ox and his blades of death
Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
Finally!
Finally! oh yes the power of the dragon scroll is mine!
Fire crossbows! fire!
Fire!
Fly back there and tell them the real dragon warrior is coming home
Focus focus focus
Forgive us master we have failed you
From the first moment I got here you've been trying to get rid of me
Give me the scroll!
Go ahead panda show us what you can do
Go!
Good
Good I can't wait to get started
Good morning master!
Good night, sleep well
Good night, sleep well #kung fu panda #dreamworks #good night #sweet dreams #sleep
Good to be back
Good to have you back son
Good when you have been trained you may eat let us begin
Great
Guys guys I know about tai lung
Guys guys they're dead! no they're breathing they're asleep no their eyes are open
Have you finished sight seeing
He actually knows the secret ingredient
He believed in him he told him he was destined for greatness
He could have killed you why didn't he so you could come back and strike fear into our hearts but it won't work it might I mean a little i'm pretty scared
He has gotten stronger
He is coming for the dragon scroll and you are the only one who can stop him
He is so mighty!
He traveled the land in search of worthy foes
He tried to take the scroll by force
He wanted the dragon scroll
He was a student the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu
He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness
He wasn't even meant to be here! it was an accident
He wasn't just a student
He won't get far archers!
He'll destroy everything and everyone
He's coming this way!
He's not going to quit bouncing i'll tell you that
He's not going to quit is he
He's quit
He's too fast!
Hello
Help him oh dear
Here look
Hey dad
Hey guys
Hey how's it going
Hey tough guy did you hear
Hey watch it!
Hey!
Hey! (2)
Hey! get out of the way!
Hey! maybe I can start with that
Hey! open the door! let me in!
Hi
Hi you're up I am now
Hi! good morning master! I thought i'd warm up a little
Him who you me
Hit it
How can we repay you
How did I do there is now a level zero
How do you get 5
How do you know you're not looking at her
How how how
How interesting
How is shifu ever going to turn me into the dragon warrior
How's that
I am very proud to have been your master
I can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape
I could use some good news right now
I didn't say anything
I don't know
I don't know dad honestly sometimes I can't believe i'm actually your son
I don't know I guess that I don't know I was getting a cookie
I don't know! I don't know
I don't understand what master oogway was thinking
I don't want your apology I want my scroll!
I guess my body doesn't know it's the dragon warrior yet
I guess so
I have come home master
I have had a vision
I have I have always been proud of you from the first moment i've been proud of you
I heard how he fell out of the sky in a ball of fire that he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen
I just my whole life I dreamed of
I just thought you might be monkey he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf
I know he can seem kind of heartless but he wasn't always like that
I know I know you're right I don't have
I know master shifu is trying to inspire me and all but if I didn't know any better i'd say he was trying to get rid of me
I know you're not the dragon warrior none of you!
I know you're trying to be all mystical and kung fuey but could you at least tell me where we're going
I lied I don't dream about noodles dad
I love kung fu!
I loved you too much to see what you were becoming what I was turning you into
I mean I didn't actually say that but I thought it in my mind if he could read my mind he'd be like what
I mean i'm not like the five
I mean you don't belong in the jade palace
I now see that the way to get through to you is with this
I probably loosened it up for you though